sunday (01/03)>ARG1NOW! | Tigre 0 x 0 Gimnasia y EsgrimaNOW! | Defensa 0 y 0 Justicia x CA Lanús>PAULISTÃONOW! | Palmeiras 1 x 0 São Paulomonday (02/03)>ARG119:15 | Estudiantes de La Plata x Vélez Sarsfield19:15 | Deportivo Riestra x Platense21:30 | Independiente Rivadavia x River Plate21:30 | Banfield x Aldosivi>CARIOCÃO20:00 | Portuguesa-RJ x Sampaio Corrêa-RJ21:00 | Madureira x Flamengo>GAUCHÃO19:00 | São Luiz x Novo HamburgoUTC-3/[localtime]>useful infohttps://rentry.org/copalib-schedule>previous>>153695294
DEATH TO ALL HULK POSTERS
>>153709272
Its Trikas Over
>>153709276What if Ancelotti calls you
time to drink trikas tears
>trikas
Palmeiras x Flamengo: o período que o Porco perdeu 4 chances de rebaixar o Rubro-Negro no Brasileirão:Não são poucas as torcidas no Brasil que gostariam de ver o Flamengo jogar a 2ª divisão e no começo dos anos 2000, o Palmeiras teve 4 oportunidades de ouro para rebaixar o Mengão, mas curiosamente o Palestra perdeu todas elas. Nos anos de 2001, 2002, 2004 e 2005 o Palmeiras esbarrou com o Flamengo nas retas finais do Brasileirão, onde apenas uma simples vitória teria rebaixado o arquirrival. Você se lembra dessa?02/12/2001 - Flamengo 2x0 Palmeiras (última rodada)Com 28 participantes, o Brasileirão 2001 se via em um momento único: um clube jamais rebaixado estava prestes a cair. Na 27ª rodada o Flamengo tinha a difícil missão de receber o Palmeiras, em Juiz de Fora/MG, no jogo que poderia sacramentar a queda do Fla à série B. O Palmeiras era um dos grandes rivais do Flamengo, onde vieram de uma quente década dos anos 90, onde protagonizaram jogos decisivos, violentos e até finais. Entretanto o Flamengo com um time inferior tecnicamente fez um dos poucos bons jogos daquela temporada e venceu por 2x0. Com gols de Juan e Roma, se safou na última rodada, terminando em 24º lugar. Do 25º ao 28º, todos caíram (Santa Cruz, América MG, Botafogo-SP e Sport Recife).13/11/2002 - Palmeiras 1x1 Flamengo (penúltima rodada)No Palestra Itália o inacreditável aconteceu: Palmeiras e Flamengo correndo do rebaixamento juntos. Uma vitória do Verdão acabaria com o Fla na série A e encaminharia sua permanência na elite. O Palmeiras tinha nomes como Marcos, Zinho, Dodô e Nenê. Contudo, o Flamengo em uma noite inspirada, até saiu na frente com gol de Liedson, mas sofreria na reta final um empate, com gol de Nenê.O Fla ainda conseguiria um empate contra o Guarani na última rodada e se salvaria ficando em 17º lugar, de 26 times. Já o Palmeiras seria rebaixado pela 1ª vez, em um ano traumático para o clube,
fuck bambis
Eu passei a semana toda afirmando que o Palmeiras ia ganhar o jogo, mas sem nenhuma dúvida. Eu estou tão confiante, mas tão confiante nesse time que acho que vamos ganhar todos os títulos disputados ou quase todos esse ano.
>>153709293uh oh, meltie!
Endrick sequence of good matches e ded and he is now a bum (i didnt watch the game)Andre jardine was humiliated yesterday
>>153709326
sao paulo's team is souless, its over
>>153709307>o time inteiro na area>deu tempo do cara dominar, mirar e chutarCaralho olha essa merda
>>153709326o bem prevaleceu hoje
>>153709287would be #epic, guaranteed o hexa
i won't trust in crespo anymore
lmao look at this shit
É o que dá colocar uma merdalher pra apitar
mandatory trikas penal
so this is how life is in a woman eyes...
>>153709334>
Galvão bueno went to celso portiolli tv show to take part in a "torta na cara" event. He got thrown a pie on the face, yes
but it wasn't even penal and I want palmeiras burning in hell
>>153709375you can FEEL the sexual tension
>>153709379it's not real pie you retard, it's just chantilly
NO ERA
>>153709400the penalty foul
>>153709381First half there was a penal not given
I want Corinthians to exist so we can beat them.But SPFC must be destroyed. May everything bad happen to them.
>>153709407lol,
Why is a one leg semifinal played in palmeiras pitch? Dont we have pacaembu exactly for that
Torcida do Palmeiras chamando a juiza de vadia e putaBaseados
>klaus, help meeeeee
>>153709428because you touch yourself at night
>>153709428Because your shit team had a lower seeding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XD6UFW-IIw
>baseadoTorcida de twitter
Imprensa paulista vai dar chilique?
>Torcida de twitter
>>153709299I love this athlete so much
>>153709473Palmerenses are silent about this
All of those posts are horrible, do not post anything ever again
>>153709483whew, I think you're finally cured
Worst thread ever
>>153709483I honestly don't care, SPFC deserves to be robbed
>Técnico Osório é demitido pelo Remo após 14 jogos
los 5 grandes
>>153709473não foi flamengo, então pode tudo pros paulistas
that was a bit too much
>>153709524why are independiente goodor san lorenzo for that matter
>>153709483:3
>>153709529Independiente coach is smart and San Lorenzo players get paid with sandwiches de queso but only if they win
>>153709513kkkkkkkkk he is even better than Sampaoli at getting pay for getting sacked.
ERA
>>153709379It was against mauro naves btw. He has large white spots on his face now
Copalib made history today
Bahia anon, wtf
>>153709548kkkkk
>>153709545that would make a sick album cover for a country duo
>>153709547Oh my God bruh
>trikas desperated for another cheated penaltyhow the mighty have fallen
>>153709575I hope he's ok
A ivete empataria esse jogo
>vamos ora cima porcoNo other song?
>>153709575>PLAYERS, THE SHELL OF YOUR M-ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153709583I think so too
crespo fdp
slc nem roubando o trikas consegueessa safada bem que tentou
Vergonha os judeus verdes fazerem cera desde os 65 minutos
EVIL WILL ALWAYS BE DEFEATED. THANK YOU PALESTRA
>gets a free cheap penalty>still losesKWAB
>>153709598I say this
>!!!
Not even robbating San Pablo could win. Muy chiquito...
justice and defense is the best name for a rightoid torcedor club
Palmeiras sem ajuda da arbitragem contra o Novorizontino vai tomar de 3pode printar
good guys lost
3x0 pro palmeiras só no 1 tempo
o judeu Abel começou a retrancar o time aos 71 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>153709625we dont respect falseflaggers here
Can someone add a "Welcome to Copalib" on this image, please?
Abel ferreira is a god to palmeme
Mauricio is so hot
Jesus expulsou os judeus do Templo e o Novorizontino irá expulsar o Palmeiras do paulistão
>>153709633flavor of the month whores come and goalaska? alaska survives un dia másout now on Spotify
novorizontino will defeat the bad guys
>>153709665Anon..... palmeme will atropelate
>>153709683did he stutter?
>>153709665They already defeated Corinthians, though.
>>153709683voce precisa se arrepender
San Pablo twisters having a rough night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpLmj2nKAMRusso Vascaino seething>>153709633copium overdose in that image and I never was much of a fan of the fandom that japanese lady got from that obviously edited image. A lot of it was based on the lie that she's a "business woman" (kek)
>>153709633Look it at all those CIA forced memes!
peida não, xerequeiras
Eu vejo o futuro repetir o passado...
Cabe ao Santos Dortmund salvar o mundo
>>153709575Drone strikes in rosario
>>153709722I love that this guy is in the cheap seatslol
Enough of this bullshitEnough of footballI cant handle this shit anymoreI need to get into a new sportPreferably one that i can just sleep through 60% of the match
>>153709262/copalib/ has one joke
Palmeiras lost a paulistao final to inter de limeira once
>>153709790Tell me another fun fact, oracle of copalib
>>153709782World Baseball Classic is next week
>>153709782handegg
>>153709795How does one get into baseballIs there even a baseball league in pindorama??>>153709802Handegg season is already over isnt it?
>>153709633at least kuruminha is copalib related, just like picrelmakes no sense to force this half-chinese american ice skater heremight as well start posting other random american whores
>>153709812funny thing is that I don't remember any of the thots before the nip
>>153709782Me constantly throughout the year
>>153709789do you want to hear a joke? palmeiras kkk
Gremio e GIGANTESCO
>>153709812The kuruminha in that pic is a forced meme by european pedophiles that like to larp as heckin zazed conquistadores to escape their reality of being fat losersYou can immediately tell its one of them because they lust to brown women wearing indigenous paint but start seething and sperging every time the aztecs are mentioned
>>153709794Palmeiras lost a brasileirao final to guarani once
>>153709845It doemst help that some of us like to pimp br women in 4chan
>>153709862Yes i have noticed that too, extremely annoying seeing some ape from piracuiaba posting in english to their gringo friends on how hot the indigenous women are and in the same breath post those gay ass soijack memes about pre-colombian mexican tribes being le evil and degenerate
>>153709810We don't have a professional league but we field a team for the Panamerican games and the world cup equivalent. If you want to follow it throughout the year you will need to watch MLB or the Korean or Japanese leagues.
memes asidewill inter finally get relegated again this year?
Palmeiras's official account making fun of its rivals
>>153709881Thats a shame, extremely hard to me to get into a sport without a local team to support>>153709882No
Posting women from your country for other males to get horny is the gayest thing you could do, posting women from other countries is the second gayest thing.
There's nothing wrong with being inspired by foreign athletes desu
>>153709912So posting men is okay? I'm safe then
>>153709923i agree
It's seems like you know a lot about gayest things, ups
There are several alternatives for what you can do1. Stop posting women2. Stop posting women for others (yes theres a difference)3. Start posting men4. Kill yourself
>>153709931what does she inspires you in?
>>153709633How come the lab embryo is the least manufactured girl in this image?
>>153709923Inspired? Is that what we call it now
VOCÊ É PUTA
These teams lost their derbies this weekend. Lets laugh at themInter, colo-colo, nacional, sao paulo, remo, newells, américa-mgIf you force it a bit you can include vasco too
The balneario camboriu team is on the catarinense final and they beat chape 3x1 today
>11 jogos sem ganhar do PalmeirasNem precisa de teste de DNA.Mi pequeño hijo San Pablo muy chiquito y bonititi
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Messi just scored 2 goals on ronaldo fenomenos team
>>153709946anon is an ice skater, surely
Imagine if a deportivo mal-do-nado player falls into a lake
TomorrowEstudiantes 0x0 velezRivadavia 0x4 river que da ravia
for me? it's deportivo armenio
>>153710088estudiantes will win, same with river
>>153710088independiente rivadavia isn't a bad team they literally won a title last yearfor context, that's more than boca and river combined won in the same period
>>153710112How many argie teams won a title last year? Like 7?
>>153710112The team will do good , making it see like gallardo was the problem, only for the enxt matches to dissipate this ideaMy conviction comes from vibes
>>153710150AlmostRosarioEstudiantesPlatenseEstudiantesRivadaviaLanus
>>153710077The obliterator of Orlando
How do you guys deal with nose hair? I have a tangela in each nostril.
>>153710220i don't deal with it because i don't have nose hair, next question
>>153710233pics or gtfo
>argenchino posting about his noseyep, just another day
>>153709845>The kuruminha in that pic is a forced meme by european pedophiles that like to larp as heckin zazed conquistadores to escape their reality of being fat loserslol so true, my ig/fb feed is full of this shit meme
>>153710233River Twink or leukemia patient, call it.
>fb>In 2026
>4chan >in 2026
>>153709931I hate your kind so much its unreal
post better women
>>153710464
test
we must be better women
Need to stop gooning.
>men voting with their dick: :^)>women voting with their pussy: >:(
I had a dream that I was at an airport with my mom as a kid and she was talking to a fancily-dressed 38yo Iranian woman in a cafeteria and they exchanged phone numbers after we had to leave for our flight
This shall be the last post until br wakes up
>>153711244
This shall be the last post until arg wakes up
Today is feriado, early morning gaming time
Good morning copalib
(((o))) Buceta alert (((o)))
>>153711643Alo, salut, sunt eu un haiducSi te rog iubirea mea primeste fericireaAlo, alo, sunt eu, PicassoTi-am dat beep si sunt voinicDar sa stii nu-ti cer nimicVrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma ieiNu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma ieiChipul tau si dragostea din teiMi-amintesc de ochii taiVrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma ieiNu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma ieiChipul tau si dragostea din teiMi-amintesc de ochii tai
>>153711667guy who sang that has cancer now rip
>>153711212Deep
>>153711717:(
Preciso de uma opinião da rapaziada. Vcs preferem se relacionar com uma MSOL reservada e de valores, ou uma sem filhos, porém rodada, feminista e maconheira?Foquem apenas nesta situação, eu sei que muitos vão logo querer dizer "nenhuma", mas eu queria a opinião de vcs para esta situação específica.A MSOL tem 25 anos, apenas 1 filho de 4 anos, fruto de um relacionamento que não deu certo, o pai da criança casou com outra. Ela não é festeira e não tem muitas amizades, não bebe, não fuma. Enfim, reservada.
>>153711878I thought that was my boy Quirinus Quirrell for a second
>>153711883>MSOL is 25 years old, only 1 4-year-old son, the result of a relationship that did not work out, the child's father married another. She is not a party girl and does not have many friends, does not drink, does not smoke. In short, reserved.go for it under 1 condition: have a kid asap. if you perceive the slightest hesitation from her then run.
Kino
caiu BOMBA na beleza - ficou arrombado !
>>153711883women are what you make of them if she has a kid she has already been made something by someonesounds bad at first but maybe it's better
Flamengo :)Dyj :(
flamemes lost to lanus less than a month ago and already moved on meanwhile palmonkeys lost to dyj like 5 years ago and are still obsessed with that team today
friendly reminder to badborn customers that the suicide line number is 0800 0767there is help buddy, don't give up!
>>153712067>already moved onThey're hunting players down for hosting parties or going out to have fun
>>153709548I've just realized the painted nails are in the man's hand
will they relocate this match?
claude is downaguante boquita
>>153712138why would they
>>153712151vibecodingbros...
>>153712151lmao what could an argentinian use claude for? taringa meme generator?
>>153712068>suicide line number is 0800 0767did it help you last year?
>>153712067True
>>153712068what do they call suicide in uruguay? auto faena?
>boliviargie attempt to be funnydoomed to fail
sentiu
FECHA O CU PIRANHA
a sinagoga de Satanás irá perder para o Novorizontino
já perdeu, amiga, o jogo foi no sábado
>1996 was 30 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TowsPxs4KM4
Palmeiras won.
kkkkkk
>>153712407Who's getting the best head?
>coworker is listening to feet clap stomp pop
>>153712409magic freitas is receiving a boquete parafuso from a gordinha
>>153712152>enchergamThis is how you know its legit.
In brazil they call it bunda bean brap bop.
>>153712435popozao*
>>153712396MinasO cruzeiro e da hora
Reading 1984 right now and it has to be one of the greatest books ever. Top 5 at least
>>153712476Why read 1984 when you live in it?
>>153712476nah that's the divina commedia
She thickums
>>153712476Yeah, it's the only book that kept me up at night and I've read/watched plenty of horror stuff
>>153712409top middle
>>153712476The year flu beat vasco in brasileirao final
>>153712519>I've read/watched plenty of horror stuffLike san pablo's 2020s campaign.
>>153712476Because of the story, the ideas or the way it is written?
>>153712476Romerito was my favourite character
1984 national champio sFerro carril oesteBolivarFluminenseCatolicaAmerica de caliEl nacionalOlimpiaSport boysNacionalEstudiantes de meridaIndependiente won libertadores
>>153712589Neytiri is...
>>153712476I mean it's good but it's no Futbol Sin Trampa
>>153712605Blue.
>>153712639da ba deeda ba da
>>153712589Yooo listen up here's a story...
>>153712672
https://x.com/sudanalytics_/status/2028491329890640152Cavani will now be out for 3 to 4 weeksi don't know how to say bloqueo en la zona lumbar in english
>>153712752>bloqueo en la zona lumbarouch
>>153712752>A lumbar block is a minimally invasive medical procedure that involves injecting anesthetics and anti-inflammatories (such as cortisone) into the spine to relieve chronic or acute pain in the lower back and legs.just retire, man
>>153712752>bloqueo en la zona lumbar in englishblock in the lumbar zone
>>153712752Blockage in the lumbar area.
>>1537124765 anglo book:Ten Little NiggersAnimal FarmBlood MeridianA Tale of Two CitiesThe Old Man and the SeaIf I get 1,000 likes, I'll make a list of the top 5 French books.
I finished the new Resident Evil game. Now what?
>>153712824>not replaying classic or old live service games
>>153712824now play slender threads
>>153712824I finished it too but I feel like I've been scammed, nothing else to unlock after 35 hours. Feels short on content compared to the previous games and remakes.
>>153712476Brave New World is closer to today's reality and scarier imo
>>153712476good jobnever stop reading
>>153712824Play dead space 1 and 2
>>153712899Oh I did, many times. I really love Dead Space.
What's his genetic ancestry like?I'm thinking 50% Iberian, 30% black, 20% indio
>>153712908>that noseat least 70% black
Cauan Barros' family allegedly suffered death threats by discontent fans.
In brazil dead space is called "procurando minha esposa falecida"
>>153712924this is true
>>153712824>>153712888>300 reais for for 30-40 hours of gameplayare you just really rich or do you pay for it with your credit card in small payments
>>153712824Play Mewgenics the real GOTY
>>153712939idk about really rich but I have enough money to pay 300 bananas in a game yeah
>>153712948>>153712824I haven't touched it yet, but half my friends list has been playing this for 2 weeks straight now
Resident Evil 5 remake but it's set in brazil and Sheva has a Bahia jersey.
Don't let cariocas gaslight you into thinking there are four big clubs in Rio
>>153713018So it's flamengo, flumengo and nova Iguazú, got it.
>>153712908>>153712911he's literally a viking
>>153713036you forgot FC Loading Bar, honoured champions of the 1946 Taza Rio
>>153713063what does the guy from peste noire have to do with nerman?
>>153713063we wuz vikings and shieet
>>153713081>the guy from peste noirethat's neymar's side project after he departed from Rage Against The Machine
>>153713063vhg... neymaryan....
>>153712918Mofo cant play for shit
>>153713063He's more like a bi-king
INSOLITO
>All these kids that'd read 1984, but still carry the cellphone everywhere, and haven't even deactivated the GPS.>>153713347eurocucks lolstopping the watch so players can't waste more time is next.
>muffled MONO MONO MONO in the distance
>>153713368>and haven't even deactivated the GPS.I fucking CANT
>>153712908100% Jesus
>>153713368>He thinks turning off the GPS does somethingOh sweaty...
Oh my HECKIN' soi!! Did you just give big government information they already had about you?!??!? This is just like that book i never read!
Niggas will watch hysteric Yankees sperging on the internet and think Lula already doesnt have their CPF and cock size
>>153713501>>153713509If you have nothing to hide, post your address and a selfie
>>153713501now they have your conversations, the detail of your consumption habits , your dick selfies, your geolocation in real time, the list of gordas you like and so on.
>>153713519why would it be weird for cuba to support us
>>153713517bodied that freak
>>153713517I look like this and im coming directly to YOUR house
>>153713520Anything but the gordas...
>>153713519Why would it be weird for Chile to betray us?
>>153713517If YOU have nothing to hide then post your tits and your favorite type of beans.
>>153713529did they tho?. Wasn't that peru?
>sent a message the product owner asking for a meeting to look for something to do>4 hours later and still no replies>another day doing absolutely nothing at workis economy fake and gay or i'm about to get fired?>>153713517my address is Av. Brasil 1488, pic is me, come get me>>153713519EL CHILENO ES UN ANIMAL CONFLICTIVO, HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO
I mean, I know why you wouldn't care anymore because everyone registered on already SUS had their data leaked. VIVA O SUS!but if it was worthless, why would tech companies pay top dollar for it?
Haha very funny its the nazi numbers hahaha 69 guys kkkkkkkkk 67 hahaha
>>153713561OH NO! Now hackers might know i went to the postinho last week because of hemorroidas
>it's ok if they amputate my arm because someone already cut off my fingersthis is how you sound
>>153713561
>>153713571You didn't answer the question
>>153713572We are going to amputate your leg too blueboy
sports?
>>153713583VAR=Big Brother.
>>153713577Companies do not have easy access to this info. The government always had, always will and probably already has info about things that didnt even happen yet, like how your team will be relegated in 3 years.
>>153713517I look like Ryan Gosling except my hair is black
I look like the joker except im a 47 yo concursado from carapicuiba
>>153713592t. Freddy Quispe
>((they)) already have your information bro! stop hiding it!
^gives his cpf and rg to literally anyone that asks
>>15371356288? Like this nazi boy>>153713588
>>153713650Ay bro can I have your cpf and rg?
>>153713701904.213.610-34
>>15371370127.654.809-7 now what
Putting your info online so you can be registered as a mesario
>>153713731I'm sending you a package with beans.
El arboleda és palmeiras demaisiado, ustedeslocohttps://x.com/gabrywI/status/2028293242752532836
More bad news in São Cristóvão than in the Middle East
O Renato só tem emprego pq a libertadores mais fácil da história caiu no colo dele A libertadores com flu e final com Vasco do Diniz são muito maiores que isso mas ele não é resenha
flirting // harassment
>>153713924Kinda gay bro.
O renato so tem emprego porque ele foi contratado, se ele nao tivesse sido contratado ele nao teria emprego
>El Emperador is back will manage Atl Tucuman kek, based.
BASED FalcioniFUCK Riquelme
Watch as River players suddenly remember how to run and kick the damn ball today
>>153714158They are bound to forget again
>che boludo esta rapariga es su novia? mejor dicendo era su novia jejejejeje
>>153714235Is this AI? Why does he have ears?
>>153714235You went too far bro.
those beans ain't tuff mono
Anybody else has Flamengo and Palmeiras fatigue?
I will NEVER get tired of my teams (Flamengo and Palmeiras)
I just have usual work fatigue
>>153714506Don't worry. This will be a Fluminense year.
You live by the ROBOyou die by the ROBOexcept this time it was a correct call
Fluminense is filled with picas right nowFábio, Ganso, the midget guy, John Kennedy, I feel like something big is growing inside them
just got home what can I eat if i still want to jantate before 10pmi feel like amassating a pão com ovo or pic rel but it's too muchin the ideal world i could have cafezinho at 6pm and still sleep peacefully before midnight
4 greens in a row, classic fart + toot combo
kek denilson is easily the most overrated player of Brasildude got less goals than chicão and Fábio Santosanother case of resenha clouding reality Imagine being a brazilian footballer in Europe in the 90s, a pedalada was revolutionary
>>153714629>I feel like something big is growing inside themGay af
>>153714680the most overrated player of Brasil has a name and surname, but Denilson is not that name
>>153714687Carioca is not his surname
>>153714699That's not it, his surname is*schhrhrrr* *pshshshshshhsh* *crkrkrkrkrkrkkr*anon? do you hear me? I'm driving inside a tunnel, the signal might be getting weak, I'll be quick. his name is*brhhrhshshshshhs* *whiiiiiiiir*
>>153714680please stay in xitter
KKKKKKKKKK what a resenha
*ahem*Y DALE DALE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY DALE DALE DALE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153714873>>153714845
>>153714890KKKKKKKKKKKK this is putaria
>>153714906>>153709305
I'm serious though what the fuck does resenha mean
the green fatigue is real
post alaska's tits
>>153714935It's what your sister and I do at night.
Will Gallardo finally take over Argentina NT now that Scaloni has health concerns?
madureira flamengo hoje
>>153715055>health concernswhat?
>>153715136didn't you hear? turn on ESPN dude, he got a severe case of lambimia
>>153715119
wasnt this nigger going to bover or something? I fucking hate him since the copa de la liga final I'm tired of seeing him
I accidentally called a black a nigger at work. Now im in trouble..
^kill him
>>153715479Prestianni why are you in the US
Mastantuono to miss the ro16 KO matches with City after his direct red card against Getafe
>>153715520>fantasma no va a fantasmearhuhanyway not even the same competition how does that make sense
No webms tonight, thank hiro for the rangeban
>>153715530just let your router off for like 10 minutes
>>153715543Not bothering. I'm moving to another house tomorrow. I'm blowing this IP off
>>153715530If it says you are blocked from posting images it is not actually a ban, if you keep trying to post it it will work eventually
>>153715465he has a knee issue and won't pass medical testing
>>153715568I see, niggers really are the meta that fucker will run for hours, riquelme is a retard for not buying him and instead keeping polentini cavanini
>using Carrascal, Pedro, Paqueta and Cebolinha against MadureiraBrvh.
nobody surpasses us
>>153714935Resenha esportiva used to be the name of psot game radio showsThen it became people talking about a party after it happenedNoe it means the party itself or any fun activity with "the boys"
DE NO CREER, COUDET CONFIRMADO COMO NUEVO DT DE RIVER PLATE, SE VIENEN HUMOS CLAVES
>>153715652insolito bombazo
>>153715637NONE CAN STAND AGAINST USAt this rate I'll end up making a webm of this joyita.
Las condiciones que estabeleció coudet para venir a river
brian aguirre must been one of the worst players i've seen
>>153715527Red cards carry over different competitions.
>>153715693you haven't seen pibe Janson
IT'S OUT
>>153715698saw him in velez, he wasn't that bad
Coudet first signing:
>>153715712Is the poster paraguayan?
fuck a.nal
Estudiantes bros....
There is a haaland and a hojlundAn odegaard and an odgaard
>>153715760Yes?
>>153715587>cebolinhaWhat about him?
>oo>o>vai pra cima deles mengo(30x)I hate this so much.
belesh did the needful
>>153715766Eveyrthing has a counterpart, a twin soulExcept me. I am complete, but alone.
Owner of a smelly fart (So much stinkier than his)Owner of a smelly fart (So much stinkier than his)
the flamengo formula>goleate c-tier team>hype goes up>choke and lose comically
flamengo is winning 2-0 in half hour, filipi louis redeemed, river plate is about to start in a new era post sapardo, will river win now that the cama is over? only time will tell
Alexa who's the current title holder of Brasileirão, Libertadores, Carioca, Derby das Américas e Copa Challenger
>>153715948Filipinho's job depends of beating Madureira by 8-0 and losing narrowly to Fluminense so people will think the team is finally improving.
alexa are they black
>Pedro might be injured again>the retards thought it was a good idea not to sign another n9It is almost impossible for Palmeiras not to win this Brasileirão.
Leandro Peixe Frito > Jorginho > Daniel Alves > Cafu
>>153715855CHADVELEZ has been in the first division for the past 85 years! show some respect!
>>153715584Riquelme should try Orsini at this pointcan't be any worse than aCavani
>monday night... antis having DEEP THOUGHTS about Mengão's transfer policyInsaneBet you can't name the last line up of your team, that's the power of mengão, O MAIS QUERIDO
why is pork so disgusting in the next day, it's rancid im starting to side with my muslim brothers
>>153716025there are these big white boxes some people use, they keep your food cold, you should really look in this
Ryan Reynolds is gonna buy Santa Cruz
Why carioca teams excluding the big 4 are so weak if compared with paulistas teams?There is 0 carioca teams on série B.
>>153715986Strikers are a bear market right now. Plenty of other clubs looking for 9s and the few clubs that have them (Cruzeiro, Palmeiras, Corinthians, Grêmio and Europeans) aren't willing to let go of them for any price. Unless Marcos Leonardo or one of the Premier League Brazilians decide to come home early, the only options are finding a miracle youth player or betting on a player from another South American league like Fluminense are doing (which is seemingly inadmissible in Gávea).
>>153716071Flamengo got snubbed by CastellanosFilipinho is an autist, he doesn't want a goal scorer he wants a players to enable his shit playstyle, someone like Bruno Henrique but not retarded
almost 40 min, flamengo 3-0
ouch
he didnt dancethey bullied him out joygood luck with the robotic efficient Paquetá, all goals, assists and tactics but is he happy
GOOOOOOOOAL independiente put the first against chickens
Le están haciendo la cama a Escudero.
>>153716055The city of Rio historically played a separate championship (Campeonato Carioca) from the rest of the state (Campeonato Fluminense). Campeonato Fluminennse was an amateur league for the longest time and the state of Rio doesn't have many economically strong towns outside the main metropolitan area like São Paulo does. So clubs from places Nova Friburgo, Resende, Saquarema and Campos never had a chance from the start.The other two noteworthy clubs (America and Bangu) were also from the city of Rio, but they didn't have enough to withstand the pressure of competing for supporters and resources with other four clubs that were far more successful.
Shoity pasta mom made tastes like alcohol how can this possibly happen
>>153716055funelling money into drugs is easier than managing a football clubspaulistas are italians so it's a tradition for them to put their "dirty money" into pizzarias, football clubs and all sorts of business, the first team shady empresários do is opening dozens of cnpjsrio is simpler, it's not like anyone is getting arrested anyway
Ok guys, here's the thing, I've finally cracked the codeIf ref decides correctly for [my team]>it was obvious, didn't even need var for thatIf ref decides incorrectly for [my team]>compensating after decades of stealing for [your team]If ref decides correctly for [your team]>he would never decide like that in favor of [my team], just to show how [your team] is dirtyIf ref decides incorrectly for [your team]>ref stealing for [your team] again, business as usualI'm studying Python right now to turn this into a software and finally solve football (and sports in general) discourse forever, rendering this entire board obsolete
>we wuz the 4th big one n shiet
>>153716179zamnpost the stats of other teams
>>153716179Now post vs. Gimnasia, coward
>>153716071>strikers are a bear market right now. Plenty of other clubs looking for 9s and the few clubs that have themNo other club excluding Flamengo has 50-60m euros to sign a decent one. Marcos Leonardo will eventually be signed by an european team. I wonder if Pedrinho BH was serious about selling Kaio Jorge for 50m. I don't think that Flamengo will find an option better than him. Is either him, Richarlyson or some unknown 25y player+
>>153716194I only saved stats of both velez and estudiantes because of the match
Wtf is a "MAP?" The troons around here are mentioning this lately
>>153716252literally a pedophile
GOOOOOAL montiel puts the equalizer in mendoza
GOL DE MONTIEL
>acuña helped set up the goaloh, now he wants to play well
Stop pretending to be retarded
>>153716313that's me
>>153716008that's over half a decade more than riber, very impressive
Lanus didn't let Flamengo win so now they have to release their anger on Mangabeira, I hope you are happy.
10 mins in the second half, flamengo winning 6-0, felipe louis redeemed, he will stay for 5 more years now
Bros I'm in love (again)
>>153716208Flamengo has the money but not the players. How many players can you find on Transfermarkt for that price that you think would be interested in joining Flamengo right now? My point is that regardless of the fact that Flamengo can outbid anyone else in Brazil, there's still a big shortage on the supply side. I don't see Matheus Cunha, João Pedro, Igor Thiago, Evanilson or Rodrigo Muniz coming back any soon. Richarlison would be a gamble and you'd have to wait for Spurs' season to end to see if they'd let him go. Kauã Elias? Maybe. But that's as high profile as it gets. There's a reason why every fanbase in Brazil has been speculating the same names (Marcos Leonardo, Talisca, Firmino) over and over again.
>>153716376That's a dude
that 4th referee tho, holy fuck
>>153716376 (me)help>>153716387NO SHE ISN'T
>>153716399Bro, he has a beard and everything
>>153716208Flamengo doesn't have this kind of moneyIt should be clear when they were mendigating to sign a keeper from a midtable portuguese team and Paquetás will of coming back made the negotiation with West Ham easierYou don't see Palmeiras mendigating to sign players, it's one week between confirmed interest and signing
>>153716399she could blind someone, that's a criminal
Peter is the brazilian Harry Kane, shameless statpadded
>>153716414Dont you realize how insane you sound, 5 years ago "mendigating for a midtable european league player" would be unthinkable
>>153716175What is your team
Manchete amanhã>QUEM ANCELOTTI DEVE LEVAR PRA COPA COMPARE OS NÚMEROS>Com os 7 gols de ontem Pedro chega a 19 gols em 2026
>>153716399>derecho de admision 2 años incwomen are so dumb it's insane
>>153716376That's just Meadow Soprano
>>153716399*Points laser at you*How do you react?
7-0 flamengo
>>153716435they do have a lot of money but not as much as they brag aboutit's very clear they want to be the main team of brasileirão who can get best players of other teams but the fact is they simply couldn't do itthey got vitão from inter who's basically a mitdtable team but failed to get brazão so they had to get andrewfailed to get marcos leonardo and kaio jorge
is it me or brazilian broadcast barely gets crowd shots anymore?they surely don't show the gostosas anymore when they film someone it's the usual schizos like the guy who dresses like jorge jesus, someone sleeping or abuelotti in the camarochi
>>153716486It's you, the PalSão game yesterday was cutting to crowd shots 1 frame after the ball was out of play
>>153716399>>153716376>bro is simping for a completely average girl
i thought independiente rivadavia would lose 0-4 what happened
We need to get rid of this guy
Waiting for the inevitable Colombian wife beater goal
Vamos, Flu
>>153716444Kek and chekd
business idea: change the name of every gonzalo in argenchina to Gustavo
>>153716557gustavo is usually a name for people in their 40s and 50s. i'd say that there are no young people named gonzalo as well it's mostly boys in their 20s
Compare os números dos candidatos a 9 da Copa>Pedro: 73 gols (9 ontem contra o madureira)>Igor Thiago: 15 gols>Richarlison: 9 gols>Endrick: 4 gols>Gabriel Jesus: 1 gol
>>153716570>t. gabriel
>>153716500The average girl cegates you with a laser? I don't think so.And don't get me started on your pic related creatura.
There's no old person named Guilherme
>>153716520>t. nico de la cruz
>>153716486There are crowd shots but they're always shit. It's not just this or that team, it's every game. You're right that they don't show gostosas, but it's worse than that. It's like the camera crew spends all game looking for a couple of fatties or some oblivious normies who wave for the camera awkwardly instead of showing the barras, the people jumping around, the bandeirões and all of that.My only schizo trait is being certain that footy broadcasts are going out of their way to show ugly and uninterested people for some reason I can't explain.
mengao 8-0
>>153716588Guilherme Arantes.
>>153716586alysa is literal perfection, anon
>>153716399Thats literally izzy
THEY'RE ROBATING INDEPENDIENTE THAT WAS A RED CARDAFA GALLINA
>>153716613Bro this female isn't that hot. You could do way better than this onlyfans whore
FLU - FLA, THE FINAL, WILL FELIPI LUIS CHOKE ANOTHER FINAL? ONLY TIME WILL TELL
>>153716625Lets all calm down
>>153716578saar. this is now a country packed with>thiago>joaquin>benjamin>bautistaall faggot names
>>153716626It's not a choke when the opponents are the clear favourites.
Is "goleate" an actual word in Portuguese?
>>153716632She literally has an onlyfans... she's worthless
>>153716642goleadas are up to 5-0 that was more of a chapuletada
>>153716642You mean goleated
>>153716252>Wtf is a "MAP?" The troons around here are mentioning this latelyMinor attracted "person"
TELLO LADRONAFA GALLINACHIQUI MAFIA NARCOTRAFICANTE
>>153716634My grandfather is named Joaquim, show some respect
>>153716693Pega no meu bigolin kkkk
>>153716613kanojo wa tato~ū o irete iru
>>153716693I doubt that the nickname of your grandfather was "joaco" though
>>153716713It was Joca
/int/ retards deserve the rope or a bullet in between their eyes
Rivadavia stadium has sovl
¡shoaco! deshate de molestar su papa o el asado quemará
>>153716256>>153716671They need to kill themselves then. This world is fucked
Holy shitHe's back
riBer could use a player like Borja rn
>>153716634>now
FUCKAlmost
Armancobros… it’s over
>>153710088
>>153716733That's Manuel Gallardo, a totally different person.
Baking
>>153716780>>153716780>>153716780
>>153716516I was wrong
