Wings edition./hoc/vious: >>153709999
:(
>Yeah, but what muh OlympicsWe can't even use that anymore, dumb retard.
>>153714295>>153714295>>153714295>>153714295
hows mark stone doing?
>>153714295This is a good edition.
>kasper and appleton on the assist again
>>1537143081993
>>153714295these announcers are such bitchass homers, whing and crying
>>153714308>wesource?
>>153714327Oh right, it's just you constantly trying to excuse our losing streak.
samir b bubblin'
Why did he do it bros?
>and thus began the Canadian Civil War We always knew it would because of ice hockey
>>153714326only time homer announcers really annoy me (bruins especially) are during fights and they act like their guy is beating the piss out of the other guy and is doing it for honourable reasons no matter what is actually occuring
Pettersson will look good in red, 18 goals and 28 assists to finish the season.
>>153714360youre a loser of course you accepted it
>>153714362>tfw no Darren McCarthy on the team to heem this twinkFeels bad, bros.
are (You) excited for the world cup?
>>153714373He's leading the Canucks in points. Any team should be thrilled to get him!
>>153714374When was the last time we won a cup?Let me guess>Um, USA teams had Canadian players, therefore we win all cupsRetard
>>153714387>USA teams had Canadian players, therefore we win all cupsThis is correct.
>>153714387>wethere you go using that pronoun againcountries do not compete for the cup
>>153714387no one thinks you're Canadian pal, but I guess you still have 8 hours left on that 14 hour shift of yours at the call centre so I guess we'll deal with it
>>153714396All teams also have american players so we also win those cups but twice.
see the Puck, /hoc/
>>153714404Except the Americans on Canadian teams are the reason Canadian teams never win cups.
>>153714404not all teams
>>153714402>We don't actually need to win a cup because um....BECAUSE WE JUST DON'T Retard>>153714403I've literally been living in Canada for all my life, faggot.
>>153714415>I've literally been living in Canada for all my life, faggotsource?
>all of our most talented males become mercenaries for american teams, most of which will never return as they raise their children as americansThis is an internet win to at least one leaf schizo.
>>153714409Wtf happened to this guy. He didn't look this ugly years ago.
>>153714415>he would celebrate a laffer cup just because the franchise is located in canadaeveryone get a load of this LAFFER loser
>>153714409Maybe it's because your teams are shit and run by retards.
>>153714412all teams that have won a cup since >1993 did
>>153714409>Canadian teams never win cups.Yes
>>153714415doubt it stinky, tell your boss this is THE LAST engagement you get from me
>>153714427>most of which will never return as they raise their children as americanssource?
>>153714448Shane Doan
>>153714442>moves the goalposts tyfyc
>>153714464All faggots do is move the goal post.
>>153714461>most>names one guylol
>>153714464The goalposts stayed in the same place dumbfuck.
fuck your goalposts.
>>153714479retard
>>153714486What's so funny Gary?
Real talk though TSN Overdrive off n runnin'.
>>153714490I JUST FUCKED YOUR MOM LOL and all your teams suck ass
>>153714505how professional of you gary
big 'money on the board' night for Scott Laughton
bud1
>>153714505Jokes on you, Habs are gonna win the cup this year, just you wait.
>>153714498
>>153714516Who?
>>153714518>The shitters who cope about 1993 are also the same fags obsessing over some twitter fag
Gary Bruce Bettman has the Clap
>>153714531I thought Gary gets boo'd.
Oils are close to acquiring Dman Connor Murphy
>>153714529>>153714531>xhe rb bubblin on vpnKWAB
>>153714529that is quite the leap
>>153229033and I did call that btw
>>153714535>Gonorrhea is spread through sexual contact with an infected person,[1] or from a mother to a child during birth.[1] Infected males may experience pain or burning with urination, discharge from the penis, or testicular pain.[1]
>>153714546I think you're just mentally ill buddy
>>153714551Wew sounds awful. Glad I'll never have to worry about that.
>>153714553nou
>>153714546>The schizo is off his meds again
>>153714561who are you quoting?
>he's bubblin on bud1415turn that frown upside
>he said he's glad he's a virgin, and I chuckled a tiny bit
I miss when the tourist where here. This general was actually fun to visit.Now it's just filled with the same unfunny fags again.
>>153714550>>153714540I think it's gonna be a second round pick
>>153714592ok bye
If you're down late in the 3rd and get a power play that will last until around the same time the game ends, should you still pull your goalie to go 6v4 or just do 5v4?
>>153714592
>>153714498>>153714524How much does Canadians love Ozempic now that it's been pushed by Hockey Night in Canada for a while? It sure looks like he likes it.
>>153714597depends on the score
Test
>>153714597pull the goalie for sure what is there to debate? assuming you're down by 1
>>153714602The trb jokes are gay. Jen is an obvious ripoff of geg.And the Cancucks who cope 24/7 are retards.
Well?
>>153714611You tested positive
>>153714614lurk more
>>153714595it is.
>>153714625No one wants to bother with your faggot ass culture, retard.
>>153714635yet here you are posting your opinions on it
>>153714605for starters he's not on HNIC, and secondly if you laid eyes on the ODog you would take back the ozempic accusation immediately
>Win a Preds bikeBut is the motorcycle any good?
IF /hoc/ HAD A GIFT SHOP???>would you buy a JEN!!! t-shirt?
>>153714672raped bitch
don't smoke cigarettes like elliotte friedman or you'll get crohn's like trb
>>153714703>Obsessed faggot
Why is Talbot in the net? I thought Gibson was playing
>>153714703sage advice
why xhe buble
>>153714714>Obsessed faggot
xhe buble
>>153714714not enough attention from women
>>153714711He was for 20 minutes, but they switched him out.
>>153714703Only people with shit genetics get stuff like that. My mother fed me nothing but bologne sandwiches with a juicebox and a cheesestick and I started dipping tobacco at 13 years old. You see me crying about crohn's disease like a little bitch?
>>153714746>american diets
>>153714746>dipping tobacco at 13 years oldHow's the lung cancer?
Raped by my ref wings
when bud was done with him it was like a second crohn's diagnosis
>>153714310>>153714406>>153714486>>153714531>>153714672>>153714767The raped (the raped)
>>153714789good post
>>153714758>american dietsSTAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEHEEEEEE
you now remember when mcdavid didn't ask jake evans
>>153714760>chewing tobacco>lung cancer no one has ever offered you anything have they
Imagine being a habs fan and crying endlessly about Schaefer
imagine being 300 pounds in your smelly bedroom fantasizing about habs fans
This is an 18 year old that's turned the Islanders into must watch TV, Stop reading so deep into the card and appreciate one of the best rookie seasons we might see by a defenseman in history
>>153714922don't think there is a Canadian hockey fan that isn't rooting for the kid
think im going to get into heroin when the laffs trade away cowan for nothing
>>153715029Nothing wrong with shooting up every now and then
>>153714959Are you saying that the 10-15 people who picked the Canadian Olympic roster aren't hockey fans?>>153715007>8 million 3rd line center for 6 more yearsWhen did Avs became retarded?
>>153714808It’s a good trade for both teams. Murphy is a solid RHD that will pair well with Nurse
>>153714922I watched the islanders for the first time in a while yesterday. Kid is an absolute stud
>>153715029The Toronto Maple Leafs are the most important NHL franchise for a few reasons:1. The Gravity of Economics: If the Maple Leafs ceased to exist, the global economy would immediately collapse. Their ticket revenues essentially finance the rest of the league, the space program, and probably the GDP of small countries.2. The NHL's “Center of the Universe”: Toronto is not only the center of Canada; it is the spiritual capital of hockey. It is said that every time Auston Matthews laces up his skates, the entire hockey world shivers with delight.3. The Stanley Cup Drought is a Gift: Not having won since 1967 is not a failure, it is a sacrifice. They let other teams win out of pure charity to keep the sport alive in less significant cities (such as Las Vegas or Florida).4. Media Dominance: A sneeze from a fourth-line player in Toronto generates more news coverage than a hat trick by any other player in the league. If it's not in the Toronto Sun, did it even happen?5. Historical Sanctuary: The Hockey Hall of Fame is in Toronto for a reason. It's basically the Maple Leafs' trophy case, they've just chosen to share the space to be nice.6. Blue and White are the Colors of Hockey: The other teams only wear colors because they're not worthy of the royal blue hue. The ice is white just to honor the Leafs' away jersey.>>153715132Is anyone pairing well with Nurse? I don't think so.
>>153715157he's mature and will help settle nurse, he's exactly what they needed in a RHD
>>153715173
>>153715152that'll put butts in seats
>>153715180Nice argument. I'm probably the only person here that watches every oilers and blackhawks game. I called this trade months ago and I was right, including the return. Post your epic reaction images all you want
>>153715195gee, Thanks, mister =D
>>153715195Nurse fucking sucks.
>>153715195>I'm probably the only person here that watches every oilers and blackhawks gameYeah thats probably because you're fucking retarded. Get seen
>>153715241much like trb did on 04/17/2022
>>153714904Would be pretty sad since Canada probably has to subsidize you
>>153715129I'm rooting for my brother but I'm not putting him on team Canada you bozo (although I would put Schaeffer)
>>153715195>I'm probably the only person here that watches every oilers and blackhawks game
a-are we done laughing at canada or can I keep going for a few more days
>>153715302you can but I'll be pointing at my watch and tapping my foot impatiently as you do so
>>153715302my laffs are on the precipice of doing something fucking retarded so you just have to wait a couple of days
>>153715302Why did you say that like it's a question?
>>153715311>>153715314I needed that win, im a sabres/bills fan and my life in general is in shambles but now I have hope
>>153715302we're done/hoc/ is dead anyway
>>153715322>bills fansucks to be you!
>>153715129So in the end..they got rid of Mikko for Kadri?
>>153715195I appreciate you posting your opinion Anon I came here to see what people were saying about Mr. Murphy.
I think kadri would be a great fit with the Avs
just found out what time my habbies play tomorrow
Whenever I hear the name Connor Murphy I immediately think of the fitness influencer Connor Murphy who went schizo and started drinking his own jizz for the macros. Really unfortunate person to share a name with.
>>153715392sad :(
>>153715402
>>153715402I think of Charlie Murphy but the way rick James says it in the sketch
sometimes I get triggered then I remember I played hockey at a high level and could still skate circles around everyone ITT
>>153715415DARKNESS
>>153715416and yet you have exactly the same number of stanley cups as everyone else here
>>153715428DARKNESSES!
>>153715416I would click your fly boy attitude in the pre game warm up and would crunch you so hard in the first period suddenly your mitts wouldn't be so silky
>>153715416At least I know people who actually got drafted.
>>153715432for me it's when he kicks him in the chest
>>153714295Are we still using this place to seethe at the 3 black players in the nhl? Shame.
>>153715432Nice genny, nigga.
>>153715466There’s 3???
>>153715476tfw can't afford to buy a new couch
Is Gary doing the networks a favor and holding onto all the trades till deadline day?
>expect big trades today>the oilers just trade for another shit defencemanBoring
The Islanders will win the Stanley cup I'm the next 5 years!
I am so glad that we got an updated version of this and canadians bought right into it
>>153715601>The Oilers are getting even worseLOL why?
>>153715601This will surely get Edmonton over the hump
who are the thirdies of /hoc/? any papist of latinx teams to bully like in soccer?
Why did Gary betray us wagies?
that was a great Red Wings game. Thanks whoever linked me up how to watch that online it really saved my afternoon from being a complete shit show. When's the next game start, in a half hour? Flyers vs Maple Leafs? Looks like its in Toronto, are they gonna boo Matthews?
>>153715638Gary gave America a gold medal though by 3v3 memes
>>153715624Go home tourist
Tristan Jarry this season:PIT: 9-3-1, 2.66 GAA, 909 SV%EDM: 6-4-1, 3.85 GAA, 863 SV%Stuart Skinner this season:EDM: 11-8-4, 2.83 GAA, 891 SV%PIT: 8-4-2, 2.66 GAA, 890 SV%
>>153715646No, i think bettmannposting could be a funny gimmickalso reminder we canonically do not care about hockey and you're #3 in stan lees
>>153715601>pick in 2028They're shorting the oilers
>>153715654>No, i think bettmannposting could be a funny gimmickGo home you fucking retarded tourist
>>153715606whats the 3v3 cope all about? Because Stanley Cup games are 5v5 OT? That would have been lame AF at the Olympics and led to a shoot out
>>153715654fuck off nerd
mad about our bettyhe teaches cancucks their place
>>153715624whats a latinks? like a Spanish tinker toy?
>>153715677its basically a deep linguistic insult to their arabic language
>be a retarded newfag tourist>think you invented spamming pictures of gary bettmanGo home you fucking fag
>>153715653What’s unfortunate for Skinner is he could’ve been developed into a higher tier goalie elsewhere but Edmonton using abusing and blaming him has probably done untold damages to his psyche.
>>153715654>i think bettmannposting could be a funny gimmicklook no further than trb to see that it is not funny in the slightest
>here's your top storyline brothis league is so cooked
>connor garland - connor mcdavid - connor sheary>connor murphy - connor timmins>connor hellebycukmake it happen gare
This is gonna be the biggest trap game of the century for my starsies I’d even go as far to say it’s a must win game. Hell, even if they do win the next game is Calgary so it’s really a double trap.
>>153715717no one cares fag
>you now remember USA beat Canada in the OlympicsKWAB
>our bettyYa this retard is a newfag alright
>>153715724Holy fuck do not EVER speak to me like that again. It’s not nice.
>>153715731was worth it for the white house chimpout tbqhwyfam
amazing how tre has been allowed to completely destroy 2 nhl franchises in such a short time span and his job isnt even in jeopardy. got to be the biggest neposhit babby in all of pro sports.
amazing how no milly dilly has no milly
These Iran strikes were clearly ordered by Gary as distraction from the White House visit. That’s what I think.
>>153715745>got to be the biggest neposhit babby in all of pro sports.it's nothing compared to some NFL owners
>>153715756Acts 2:26 fool
I bought a property of gary jersey. Wish a pajama wearing ninja would come step to me.
>>153715745Michael Bidwell exists
>>153715707leafs have looked like shit lately... would be really embarrassing for my flysies to lose to them
Shit teams shit games, and on top of that my canesies :) play at 10pm. Thank you Gary you faggot.
i ain't watching any of these shit games for retards to be quite honest with you
>>153715731
sunbelt OUT
This upcoming daylight savings will be the last in BC ever. Now everyone will be confused when games start
bonaqua
>>153715832Too much SOVL
once the clocks spring forward this sunday, british columbia will permanently stay on that time and not fall back in the fall anymore. this means next season canucks games will start at the same time as mountain zone time games, 1 hour earlier than seattle or california teams.
>>153715302yes we are still laughing at Team Canada (small c)'s HISTORIC beating by TEAM USA for the GOLD MEDAL. no Stanley Cup since 1993 and no gold medal in 12 years. YIKES HOCKEY NATION
>>153715851it's embarrassing to be this obsessed with us
>jackets/ragsBot even worth watching to laugh at the rags
>>153715849well i think its good the way things are now but it things become different thats fine aswell
Hello /hoc/
>>153715849Yes they also just gave away land tights to the entire city of vancouver to some mikmaw squaw ignens. Seems like ygat province is run by morons.
>>153715832why did makar forget how to skate?
GKG
>>153715870Hey bb gurl *kisses ur forehead* <3
brb
>>153715849weirdmakes sense for bc i thinkprobably wont happen on the west coast here in the near term
>>153715890*kisses your mouth*
blood moon tonight stay safe bros
>most dangerous draw in Hersey, PA
Thinking about watching Deep Space 9
>What if Kobe and Shaq never won a championship together
>rags
Our Jackies take the lead!
Oh Miller didnt like that one
>>153715913Go home tourist
>>153715907watch babylon 5
grimshan't be watching "home feed"
>the city of Hershey
>>153715934see >>153714789
>>153715907I liked when they put kira in that tighter outfit
I'm the queen of /hoc/
>>153715907Just watch the red letter media videos on it mike and rich did recently
>>153715943Oh you’re a queen alright
>>153715913Where is his A?
>>153715944I’m going to after I watch the first season t. TNG enjoyer
>>153714295this seems like an attack on the coloureds
RELEASE THE HOCKEY CANADA FILES
>>153715961They did, turns out she was a skank
>>153715957What 'dya mean "You People"??
space (if even real) is the gayest shit imaginable yo bro know where im going? yeah thats right im going to nowhere and to get there im going to be flying through nothing get a grip
>>153715849Lmao everyone will be confused
>>153715964actually we believe women here
>>153715964jen
so who are the good guys tonight
kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gangbang
>>153715981Dallas
>>153715981Our Jackies
hoc more like prolapsed anus hole LOL LMAO
>>153715961Did we lose the olympics as karmic punishment?
>>153715996this was debunked
you know, you were my fav blue jackets player but now i am rethinking it because you would probably laugh in my face for being a woman and a female hockey fan. please say something regarding the laughing. it was NOT cool at all.
>>153715996this was bunked
>>153715996>prolapsed anus holethat's just trb
The laffs are the bajorans of the NHL
just fired up the uber jeets stream ready for some kino
>>153716000Do you think these people have nightmares about the laughter, or like they hear someone laughing public now and they get absolutely triggered
>>153716009whoops wrong image
6 7
>>153716002lmao gottem
lmao matthews looks like he wants to kill himself
>>153716017Lmao look at the cheap ass table Prime has for them
>>153716027You'd want to too being shipped back to Toronto after being King of America for a day.
the kwabjackets have more dead players than ploff series wins kwab
>>153716027She shouldnt have driven Marner away desu
>a lead at MSG
too many men on ice kek
Jackies!
>rags fans thought kartyre was a good pick up
can see that the canadians are still having a melty
>>153716059i really really like this gimmick
>>153716049raped
>>153716059cardi b was popular in new york about 5 years ago like the rangers
>>153716000he made a funny joke about how people lose their shit when he doesn't pander to certain groups and they responded by laughing about the amusing scenario, how insecure do you have to be to feel like that's an attack on your entire existence
>>153716096>>153716088
>$11m per year plus tip
>>153716090What's popular now? Internationale?
>>153716097This is the problem with the modern left. They expect you to have also emotionally internalized the same 500 new york times articles they have and respond to everything that happens as such.
>>153716104Internationale (Hardstyle Remix) (Sped up)
>>153716124Jen
>womens empowerment night
*RKOs you*
what's his trade value?
>>153716147bitches need to celebrate, too, ya know >Don't Be A Pussy On Women's Empowerment Night, /hoc/
>>1537161584th round pick
>>153716158Probably Shane Wright
>>153716158a reservation at dorsia and future considerations
>>153716158bill worgen
>game is exclusive to prime streaming>blacked out if you're not in the same state or some shitThis shit is retarded and is why I will always pirate when available
>>153716162>celebratewhat /hoc/ did for mitch's birthday and nobody did for yours kwarb
Thanks Finland
>>153716174Prime shouldn't be blacked out anywhere thoughbeit, also who the fuck doesn't have prime
>scoreless in Toronto
>>153716147This is everything. Women are so iconic
>>153716184Hope it's NYC again and not my neck of the woods
>paying for TVI don't have Prime, because fuck Jeff, that bug-eating fuck
>>153716202I only use Amazon when they give me a free month of Prime because they think I've abandoned their service after not using it for 7 months.
>>153716162never (you) me again you raped faggot
>>153716230good post
>>153716230>>153716177two good posts
>>153716147There's nothing wrong with women's empowerment
>>153716202I have it but honestly I shouldn't since they kind of force you to pay a certain amount for next day but then their retard contract drivers fuck upBut I'm in the US and all of the shit says unavailable
>>153716240There is if they do it wrong, which they invariably will >stupid twats
The Rangers piss me off so much
>>153716240I go around the office saying this and everyone gets mad
>>153716243Is it not in your local station?
It wasn't me that killed /hoc/ i swear
just imagine being trbhe's spent years trying to have a chill laid back persona like the dude, everyone thought he was retarded but sort of just dealt with him anyway, then bud comes around during one of his sperg outs and triggers tbg into becoming trb. four years later he still tries so hard but he's been called raped probably a thousand times now. and yet he keeps it up because this is all he hasit's pretty funny when you think about it,2bh
>>153716240Love from Kazakkhstan
>>153716249even the girls?
50% of /hoc/ are women
>>153716273well, they should show us half their tits, then.. that seems fair, right?
>>153716282They haven't grown out enough with the titty sprinkles yet :(
>>153716273/hoc/ is a boys only high school
shannon's the prettiest hockey gal i've laid eyes on
UH OH, POOLUMBUSUH OH!!!!!!!
I identify as didn't/ask
Oh no
>>153716257In another life you made the podcast and we hosted Steve Dangle. Local /hoc/sters kept telling him he needs to dangle and he does it live on air.
Oilers should have kept Connor Brown and then they would have had three Connors and I think that would have been funny
>>153716289it's certainly gay enough
>teds
I'm a dumb fat American
>>153716273i'm pretty sure taryn's the one /pol/posting here
get vladar'd
what is the point of him?
Not so fast rags
>>153716311Hey, me, tooWanna eat Big Macs and smoke cigarettes?? Maybe later we could drink and drive, the day is young, after all
>>153716307there's nothing gay about locker room banter
>>153716320He deserves a fresh start
That's a weak interference
3-0 Jackies!
>>153716320draws the latinx market
>>153716320We need HIM to hang one of the Gold Medals on purely ornamental
>>153716243I thought it was like the prime baseball games which supercede the local network, that's no different than a regular blackout then
>Philthy and its battery-throwing brood
>>153716325It's a date <3
FUCK
>>153716326and definitely nothing gay about sex with the boys
Joshua scoring on his former coach
>toronto>scaarrring
>>153716348Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
>SIERRA>HOTEL>IVAN>TANGO
rags are depressing to watch
you now remember Josh Ho-Sang the first ever black jewish chinese
Let's all donate our next paycheck to Gary
lads... the bad guys are winning right now
>>153716371First ever nhl player with /hoc/ poster personality
>>153716209>Not CaliforniaI'm tired of waiting for the San Andreas fault to finish the fight.
>>153716375I'm donating to the patriotic Patriot missile fund
>most dangerous draw in Ontario
>>153716386they should paint a picture of kurt angle on the Patriots
Lol great work Reilly
FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIEKILOYANKEE ECHO ALPHAHOTEL
I thought it was Unicorn
november india gary gary echo romeo
Hey bros I haven't been here in years. Are we still hating on >rags for no reason?
>>153716406Kilo Whiskey Alfa Bravo
>mfw I thought it was called a Monocorn
>>153716398Fuck off and leave our threads alone
>>153716415
>>153716350it's just practice
>>153716421based and big brain am winning again pilled
>>153716415>Are we still hating on >rags for no reason?I see you oy vey
>>153716415>rags
Got really bad news and I thought I would crash out and have a nervous breakdown but I actually feel serenely calm. God is giving me strength.
>>153716446is /hoc/ strong enough to hear your bad news?
>>153716415welcome back, chambers
4-0 Jackies!!!!
>run to the store quickly while the rags are seemingly about to be down 2-1>get back>it's 3-0 columbus>witness the 4thWow
>an obnoxiously lopsided lead in MSG
>>153716446You skipped to Acceptance, shit must be dire
rags are just what my jackies needed to get back on track
Thinking about playing Mewgenics
>>153716457>>153716472Person I love most in the world didn’t get the mri result we had hoped for. Cant do shit about it until the appointment on Thursday anyhow.
>>153716415Oh yeah did you guys ever update this one?
So what do the fans at Madison Square Garden do at this point?
4-0... the most dangerous lead...
>>153716481enjoy their free seat
I find it hard to believe that I was able to watch these very same Rangers win at Vancouver earlier this season.
Hank wouldn't have let all those goals in. Just sayin'.
Everyone laughing at the rags is going to look really stupid and smelly
>>153716481Enjoy meeting up with the few white people left in NYC for a few hours.
>choice between watching the >rags get blown out or two gay teams play right nowgrim
rags will come back, just you wait
>>153716495Could Hank score goals himself?
>>153716492One of the worst home records in Rangers' history>also, Most Overtimes In One Season, collectively
>That will be eleven million dollars plus tip
>>153716481hope that tickets become cheaper
>Early in the season, a staggering 28.1% of games went to overtime. As of January 2026, the rate had slightly "normalized" to 25.9%, which remains a salary cap-era record.>For comparison, only 20.7% of games went to overtime during the 2024–25 season. The current rate is on track to produce roughly 340 loser points in the standings, 69 more than last year.>Because 3-on-3 overtime is being solved at its lowest rate since its introduction (only 63.7% of OTs end in a goal), shootouts are also up roughly 60% compared to last season.
how was he king with no ring?
Jt miller has horrible body language after every goal. It's hilarious.
>>153716522Thank you Gary
>>153716529let's see what you do out there big guy
>>153716525What's funny about that image, is that the Rangers would win the series.
>ragsdire
>>153716535I wouldnt give up on every play then glare at my teammates like they are thenproblem
>two most dangerous leads stacked one on top of the other at MSG
>>153716540I would do that and I have done that
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
At this point I just don't care that the rags are sucking. It's to be expected at this point.But jfc, it's getting so boring watching them be ass. Can they at least put some effort into winning games so they're not just easy points for everyone else?
>>153716551extremely good post
>>153716158A moldy piece of bread from a bodega
Michelle Gingras is kind of hot.
>>153716524he was the king because he was the best goalie in the league on a team with terrible offensehe also mogs the fuck out of any american, this is americas "most attractive athlete" btw
>>153716562caroline cameron board im afraid
>he just got done saying that was the most fuckable athlete in America or something, gross... didn't ask
>>153716574Yeah, not with those zoot suits she alwaysbwear
sweden is talking about attractive men again
>>153716581Should have heard him singing pink pony club last night
>>153716580they're called pant suits they're for the distinguished professional woman
>>153716581It's just a part of their culture
>>153716567he's the personification of pretty person privilege
>>153716595yeah but americans are fat and gross in comparison and you cant really put that on tv imagine phil kessel being the face of hockey
Rags get three franchise goalies and have just one cup since hitler invaded Russia
kingwith no ring
>>153716593The distinguished professional dyke
>>153716601jim hitler just got fired kwab
>>153716605god damnit thats my wife
>>153716609How much does she pay you to be her beard?
>scorefull draw in PA
>>153716616she put me on her cell phone plan
>her professional beard
>>153716621Whoa
>only "won" one scripted asterisk cup* due to extreme rigging by gary>so shit in old age he ended his career at 1499 gp kwab couldnt play ONE more game
>>153716636feels good manshe knows my pin and im not allowed to use it between 6am - 11pm
>>153716641Mike Babcock is a faggot
gary is gracious to his neets
>>153716651Players have to earn their spot in the line up. Playing in the NHL is a privilege, not a right.
Here we go again. Rags gonna score a bunch of garbage time goals again and players are gonna act like they played well.
>>153716651why would he ice some old senile fuck who was a direct liability for the team?
>>153716598I'll post body after I cut
>>153716210the prime games are on ESPN+
the new york rangers
>>153716661thank you chris
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>153716657But us wagies buy jerseys and tickets
>>153716243You must be in the Philly TV market. even if you're way out in the boonies, even another state you zip code of your IP address is likely still considered the Philadelphia hockey marketI live 500 miles away from Tampa but it's still considered my local market and shown on an antenna channel here.
>>153716657HOCKEY DAY!
>>153716668Ok
>>153716641Dallas was beating buffalo, crease rule bullshit aside
I’m going to Seattle next month for a concert. I will not tip any Americans while I’m there since tipping is bad practice
>>153716685Very timely, I was about to post this>McDonald’s in Canada, NHL and NHLPA present the NHL Star Sticks Meal.>Fans can get tiny little hockey sticks and the Hockey Hero Burger: “3 juicy 100% Canadian beef patties, topped with shredded lettuce, crispy hickory-smoked bacon, processed cheese, and mayo-style sauce.">Get one of seven NHL Star Sticks with every NHL Star Sticks Meal at McDonald's in Canada:Connor McDavidAuston MatthewsMacklin CelebriniQuinn HughesCale MakarSamuel MontembeaultSam Reinhart
>>153716696I hope you have fun
>>153716700i feel like those last two are odd choices
>>153716696they would just use the cash on meth and transgender surgery you're actually doing a good thing
I was checking through the habs past games schedule, and the last time they lost more than two games in a row was in November with a 5 games lost in a row.
>>153716700sharksbros, OUR 'ack 'brini already has a licensed fast food meal they grow up so fast
>>153716711Monty is there because they usually put at least 1 goalie in these things and they need a player for the french market
>>153716721The Celebrini is going to be the low key most sought after. They probably flooded storwa with Mcdavid and Matthews
>>153716700>mayo-style sauceyum
>>153716522This league is such a joke
>>153716734>The 2013-14 NHL season currently holds the record for the highest overtime rate in a completed regular season, with 25% of all games requiring extra time. >However, as of December 2025, the 2025-26 season is on pace to shatter this record, with 27.3% of games tied after regulation through the first 425 matchups
>>153716729no one can resist his stick
>>153716734We're at a double pronged crossroads, teams know to abuse the shit out of garypoints so both teams stop trying tied in the third and 3v3 overtime is solved.I think the league is going to try and change something over the summer unless the overtime format is somehow part of the CBA.
>Gary "Gary Time" Bettman
>>15371673432 teams has resulted in only shit games
>>153714409This is cope and you know it
come get your mother, /hoc/, Im not cleaning that cum out of her
>one thousand, three hundred and twelve shit games
jackets finna blow it
They are banned from 109 arenas but will never say why
My Starsies :)
>>153716783Those who bless Israel are blessed those who curse Israel are cursed.
patrick marleau played 1779 games and never drew one single dime
kwab
>the city of Ohio
There like 2.5 million more lakes in Alaska than there are people.
>>153716793>that puck at the endkek
>>153716796Import Canadians I’ll live in Alaska
chokelumbus
>fourfull draw at MSG>MDD in Toronto
lol lmao
Columbus isn't a real city. Its just an oversized college town.
Say >rags again
>jackets blue a 4-0 lead to the rags>in the 3rd period
WHO LIKES GARY TIME?!?!?!?!?!?
alexa play darude sandstorm
>>153716803>Import Canadianswe have enough browns, sorry
Gary Time is my favorite time, /hoc/
hockey sucks ass you can't even see the ball they should make it glow on TV or something
>>153716839I personally hate it
>>153716840>he's not wearing his special Hockey Vision Lenses lame
>>153716848I should have ate more carrots growing up
>>153716854that's bs I never ate carrots growing up or even now and I have excellent night vision
>>153716859hows temple run going buddy
>>153716861idk that's not me i'm the injustice 2 retard
>>153716866based
>>153716877>>153716877>>153716877NEW
>>153715928I don’t know which one it was that I picked but it was the UK channel Premier sports two for the Rangers/blue jackets game and it was almost as fun watching the commercials as it was watching that game. It was a good game though.I don’t even know why I pay for ESPN this Flyers l/leafs game has been so fucking boring and they don’t even put the good games on ESPN. The Rangers blue jackets game was so much better.
>>153716859Blue eyes let you see better at night>hockey confirmed the quintessential white man’s sport
Get yer guns boys it’s a shootout!!!If you’re watching the Flyers/Leafs game in overtime, it was so hilarious when Matthews went flying into the net. He just looked like a little kid that was like “what just happened.??”
>>153716793>>153716797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
