PREVIOUS: >>153716094ATL: Jurickson Profar has received a 162-game suspension from Major League Baseball after testing positive for a performance-enhancing drugDET: Kevin McGonigle went 3-for-3 with a solo homer and three RBI in Tuesday’s exhibition against the Dominican RepublicAZ: Zac Gallen pitched two scoreless frames in his start against Team Mexico on TuesdayHOU: Cam Smith went 1-for-3 with an RBI on Tuesday as the Astros beat Venezuela 3-1 in an exhibition contestLAA: Jeimer Candelario went 2-for-2 with a two-run homer on Tuesday, lifting the Angels to a 7-6 win over the Mariners in Cactus League actionSEA: Bryan Woo recorded four strikeouts over 2 1/3 innings on Tuesday against the AngelsSF: Adrian Houser pitched three innings and allowed two runs Tuesday versus Team USACHC: Cade Horton shut out Team Italy for three innings, striking out three, in Tuesday’s exhibition
Cubs Bregman and Reddit!
Is this nu...tho?
erm what the mariners
Yay! Comfy Bakerspie thread.
Mariners and THE United States of America!
>>153725110>>153725154Bustlenic made that nickname
>>153725201Mariners traded Cano and Edwin Diaz for that bust.
>>153724944Tampa is a loser city, the Rays need to relocate if they want to be serious contenders.
tfw baseball friday
this time tomorrow aussie will be 1-0, top of the table and on their way to the world world series
>>153725415source??
>>153725167Bake em away toys
>>153725415wowwww I didn't know the WBC started tomorrow. How random Aus and TPE (Taipai?) are the first game.FUCK YES
Let's go, Dodgers
>dodgers vs Mexico tomorrowHoo boy
kino
>>153725457code?
>>153725478HIKR-214
>>153725488>A Genital Battle With A Busty Street Wrestler I Met In Los Angelesmade me lol
>wait that's not my dodger hat
>>153725496Nice bird
>>153725415I don't know, I need convincing.
>>153725442>How random Aus and TPE (Taipai?) are the first game.gotta start it off with a bang
>>153725167>AZ: Zac Gallen pitched two scoreless frames in his start against Team Mexico on Tuesday*sobs*....
>>153725508your pic is accurate
>>153725520My dick is accurate (in ur mum’s ass)
>>153725545pinpoint iykwim haha
Cal Raleigh is no Recker.
doyerpacos love to fuck dogs lmao
There's no way Ohtani isn't juicing, right? Just look at his body. There's no way he could bulk up like that and avoid injuring himself doing the two-way without some extra help. Is he too big to fail at this point though? Since if he gets busted the sport dies?For that matter though have Japanese players who made it to the big leagues ever tested positive?>>153725555checked
>>153725555kek'd & checked
>>153725555so true kek
>>153725561they allowed him to get away with gambling on sports I wouldn't be surprised if he was a drug cheat as well
>>153725520I appreciate your nation's contributions to the important work of burning all Californians alive.
Give me Drew Brees/Philip Rivers ownership for my Chadres, pleeeeassseeeee......
>>153725550FACTS
>>153725566Even if he was actually gambling it wouldn't have ruined his record, from what I understand he/Ippei weren't betting on baseball. At most a suspension. If he was juicing though that tarnishes his performance and all the records and awards he's won
>>153725568The Vicksburg Padres
DUMP HERE BIG DUMPER
I’m not a gooner; can someone explain to me why you need a code to watch japonese porn?
>>153725608it's like the dewey decimal system
>>153725561On a TV show, pitcher Uehara complained, "Japanese players never dope, so the Red Sox have been asking me, the Japanese player, to take urine tests so many times."In the past, instead of strict surprise testing targeting specific individuals, teams would be contacted in advance and decide who would be subject to urine tests.As a result, Japanese players were often required to take urine tests on other teams as well.
AUS/ROC is actually going to be a super close game, really excited to watch
i need to be bent over and filled up... dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...
>>153725652Braves brah…
>>153725658Ngh..
>>153725652Ik vergat nog toe te voegen: Hup nationaal honkbalteam!
>>153725660what did the low lands mean by this?
kek
>>153725567the eucalyptus had nothing to do with the fires you stupid cunt
>>153725670Fucking KEK WHAT A KWAB
Timmy still seething kek
I wanna suck on a thick BWC meep:3
>>153725695?
>>153725670Braves Twitter is crazy ngl
>>153725698om nom nom
>>153725698Based fellow padres fan
>>153725677>the eucalyptus had nothing to do with the fires you stupid cunt
>>153725670lmao
>>153725670lmfao
>>153725717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJErVlVOY8
>>153725727this user is NOT cool about fire safety
>>153725677yeah nah, eucalyptus is highly flammable and needs to be burnt off regularly to prevent wildfireswe did send an instruction manual over with the trees right?
More like Jerk Ick Son Profar or some thing
>>153725484Dominicanos win
>>153725761Doesn’t the tournament reseed at some point? Or no
>>153725774Nvm. It doesn’t
>>153725761>>153725484Here's how it's going down.
fuck my paco ass
PacoPacoMama
>>153725652
>>153725272Getting rid of Cano was good. Edwin less so
chicken number 3, after I kill the first 2, play the 3… and if I can’t kill it, don’t play it. I have to kill the first 2
fans are NOT happy about abs
>>153725946Shut up you idiot and get out of /mlb/!
we should've nuked the emus...
>>153725946Fake Japanese, /mlb/ only allows baseball, anime, porn, JAV, Korean girls, dogs, TV, and food
>>153725561i honestly dont think ive ever seen an asian man as bulked up as ohtani is in any other drugged tested sport. its really gets one thinking.
>>153725983This is a story with no basis, but it seems that MLB is conducting more surprise tests on Ohtani and Judge than on regular players.
I sell Ohtani and Yamamoto anabolic steroids, ama.
>>153725670Related to that. Disappointed in cubs posters.
PCA MINDFUCKED the city of Los Angeles!!!
>>153726179uncle!plz...
>>153726185
>>153725670>Chadres got the best year of potentially PED'd Profar without any of the suspension baggageno refunds Barves. still like Profar, even if he's kind of dumb
What do you need to start your own baseball team?
>>153725946
Somebody fuck this asshole
Good morning all.
Da Cubbies :)
>>153726500Good morning! How are you?
>>153726500gm
Pee Cro ArmstronHe fuh my ass :(
that foo better not show his face in LA
>the cubs lost to a bunch of italiansmama mia!
>no cubs vs cuba exhibition
>>153726322social skills
>team timmy thinks they can compete jajajaja!!
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
>>153726640AURA RESTORED
de poodrepacohe havey de autismhe fuh my ass :(
Why have I seen multiple people say that "Chinese Taipei" is a sneaky choice to win the WBC?
lmfao poodres are seething because I’m filling up my diaper. I’m shitting out crap and cum into my diaper and it stinks like shit and poodres can’t do anything about it so they’re seething
poodrepacos kek
>>153726759and you guys told me locker room twinks werent a real thing
are there gonna be wbc threads or are /we/ just using genny
>>153726759is that the nip translator?
>>153726759Ippei was framed because he didn't want to do this.
>>153726759what the fuckiana is this >>153726789Yes
>>153726759do the doggies only do this when theyre playing the tiggies or do they have a mask for each team
>>153726822Do they pull out a chief wahoo mask for the guardians, or is that too non-PC in this day and age?
>>153726759is that a new tigers fan?
My nerves are on edge. I completed my uni assignment but I’m about to leave for my first ride along training with my job. Surely coffee will not make me feel better.
>>153726822each mask has a special sexual power depending on the mood of the clubhouse
>>153726837youre doing a bangbus ridealong?
>>153726841I can hear this image
>>153726837things could be worse for you career wise all things considered >>153726759
>>153726759they definitely run a train on that bussy on the regular right?
WBC tomorrow
>>153726848I wish, FedEx
>>153726854True, I’m not miserable, just scared because I don’t know what to expect. It’s my first full time job in a while.
>>153726876So you just got a full time job driving for fed ex and you’re going to school full time and getting your homework done even? Good shit.
Why does San Diego even need their own professional teams when they always bandwagon LA sports whenever they are winning?
>>153726885they don't need or deserve them, and padres' new ownership will relocate the team
>>153726870CDL or box truck?
why do the dodgers have a rape twink in their club house?
>>153726902long way to go, short time to get there
>>153726902It’s under 5 tons so I think it’s called non-CDL or non-something required. Just a license.
>>153726885Not everyone is like you Fuwawa
>team USA vs the roxmanfred was having a laugh when he penned this one in
>>153726884Yeah, I guess that feels pretty good to know that I’m doing my best to get ahead. Thx lad.
>>153726849>you like hurting people, don't you?
Bryce Harper said he would go all the way with a man for a WS win. How far would you go for /your/ team?
>>153726961That's a good gig, decent pay/benefits home every night. I know a couple guys who put a roof over their head and kids through school working for the mail carriers. Best of luck anon.
>>153726902thats gonna be a would from me dawg
>>153726759Ippei was too Chad to participate in humiliation rituals so they framed him
What happens when matches end in a draw at the World Baseball Classic?
gm /mlb/ did YOUR team's namesake sink any enemy wessels this morning?
>>153727118home run derby
>>153726759hahaha he's definitely in on the gambling, drugs, and women now
>>153727127i love those green hats
>>153727119That submarine video was badass, but I'd prefer if my nation wasn't engaged in another endless desert war.
>>153727136Extremely anti-semetic post
>>153726841>>153726849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFL1BADwsRA
>>153727136>welcome to the sandbox>here's your torpedo and a sextant
>At last Yeager stood before Sergeant Schneider. The sergeant paused to sharpen his pencil with a pocket knife, then took Yeager’s name and date of birth. >“Married?” he asked.>“No, sir. Divorced,” Yeager said, and made a sour face. Louise had finally gotten sick of his nomadic ways, and when he wouldn’t settle down...>“Children?”>“No, sir,” he said again.>Schneider made a checkmark, then said, “Occupation?”>“Ballplayer,” he answered, which made Schneider look up from the form.>He went on, “I play—played, I guess—for the Decatur Commodores. That’s my manager over there.” He pointed to Mutt Daniels, who’d already gone through his line and was jawing with several other First World War veterans.>The recruiting sergeant rubbed his chin. “What position you play? You a pitcher?”>“No, sir. Outfield—left, mostly.”>“Hmm. You throw pretty good, though?”>“Yes, sir. Nothing wrong with my arm,” Yeager said without false modesty. He wasn’t fast, he wasn’t the best fielder in the world, he was a sucker for a slow curve on the outside corner (or, worse yet, just off it), but by God he could throw.>“Okay,” Schneider said. “You’ll be able to chuck a grenade farther than most, I expect.” He scribbled a note, then pointed in Mutt’s direction himself. “You go over with those fellows. We’ve got some grenades and we’ll be bringing more in—if the Lizards don’t shoot up the trucks, anyhow. Go on, now.” The sergeant raised his voice. “Next.”
What are we watching today? I'm thinking Netherlands vs. Rays and then one inning of USA vs. Da Rox before flipping between Mexico/Doyars and Bongs/Padres before finishing out the day with the Venezuela/Nats and M's/Jints.I love baseball bros.
>>153725913Oldcumz in a tizzy
>>153725913>>153727260It all went to shit when they went to live balls.
>>153726759LmAo
>>153726759Gaygiedoos kek
>>153727232I'll be watching the dodgers bootyblast mexico. might also tune in to isreal-mets for the shitposting and lulz.
>jays vs canada>marlins vs israel>dodgers vs mexicoalways neat when countries and their teams are matched up
femboy's
>Great Britain vs Poodres
>>153727308someone was definitely being cheeky scheduling Israel to play Miami and then the Mets lol
>>153727232>Mexico A vs Mexico Bwho schedules this shit
>>153727315kys
>>153725561technically he's not the one administering the juice, so he gets a pass
>>153727315let's go up to the roof
>>153727362no...NO!!!
>>153727315Why do you keep posting here
not sure how long ill be able to stay up for tonight's wbc game
PRRRRRRT
I'm going to opening day at Petco Park, burn American flag, and yell Fuck USA. All Padre fans are welcome to join me.
>>153726759A bunch of sissy faggots overreacting to normal locker room behavior.
>>153727296>might also tune in to isreal-metskek, look again, it isn't being broadcast
>>153727529I'm gonna try to get a nap in so I can wake up for it.
>>153727600>>153727296>pissrael vs mestWhat's the difference?
fuck canada
>>153727623o keknada
thinkin' bout the poetic M's berry picker
Every MLB will have an Uma Musume Night in 2026
>>153727747I already fucked them
>>153727600lame
I have 14 (You)s so far today.
I find interesting that baseball in its current form has exist since at least the 1920s. Does this mean there are a lot of families who have been playing basetball for decades? Do the best baseball players today come from those families?
153727793I have 15
I gotta be filled
>153727832I don't believe you
>oriolels>gaysstop getting humiliated by the fucking dutch
>>153727861CLOGGED.com
We're all in agreement that when it's Yankees vs Red Sox the Red Sox are the good guys, right?
>>153727873It's more that the yankees are always the villain.
>>153727814Three generations are a rarity, but two is somewhat common. Bellinger, Guerrero, Tatis, Griffey, Bonds, Bell, Alou, Gwynn, Bichette, Clemens, Karros... I mean you can just go on and on. Barry Bonds might be the greatest hitter to ever live, be he also used roids so there's a fat asterisk around his time in the league. The best players usually have normal upbringings (unless they're from LATAM, then they grew up in a shack and became baseball gods by virtue of having nothing else to do). Thankfully baseball isn't like basketball...yet.
cold beer
>>153727903>Thankfully baseball isn't like basketball...yet.What do you mean?
>>153727873Red Sox stopped being the plucky loveable underdogs after 07
>>153727904& Cheeseburgers?
>>153725913These challenges take like 10 seconds. What are they complaining about? Are these umpire burner accounts or something?
>>153725946Don't start shit if you don't want to get hit, faggot.
>>153727958peanuts too apparently
>>153727960The game should be exactly how it was 100 years ago. No reviews, no technology.
>Armando Galarraganever heard of her
pulling out a stat from 1886 damn
>>153727958>sandlot
>>153727925Who cares? They have cool hats and jerseys.
>>153727958>>153727904>>153727973tacos after the game
Senior Pond
>Crochet gave up the ghost>to George Lombard JrSo we’re calling him up soon I see.
u gave up a HOMERUN to a prospect senpai…Blowchet status
lolhttps://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/former-mlb-player-mark-teixeira-wins-republican-house-primary-race-in-texas-132101883.html
>>153728094Mets cuck son malding rn
>>153728094Yahoo still exists?
3.86 ERAkwab
i do not think canada's pitching is quite up to snuff for this lil tourney
>>153728094Manfred needs to introduce a congressional baseball game salary cap, they don't even have a players union.
How the hell is Israel allowed in this tournament
>>153728186They play in an iron dome so the balls don't carry.
>>153728041>no Menudo on the menu
Does Great Britain even have a single British player on their team? "His dad was born in a former British colony!" Fuck off with this stupid bullshit.
>>153728221You haven't heard of Sir Jizz Jizzum?
>>153728041I'll take 2 tortas, one al pastor, the other cabeza.
Manager Baboone on the mic
>>153728221>tfw if I wasn't shit at baseball I could have made a wbc team
pca a bitch
>>153728248Offspring album cover lookin' ass centerfielder
You should be allowed to maybe stretch the rules to get two or three mercenaries to fill out a roster, but when the entire team is mercenaries they shouldn't even be allowed to compete.
>>153728248Oh fuck...OH FUCK!!!
>>153728254>EUGoddamn, Brits really are morons for leaving it
>bellolol, the sux
CANADA CANADA CANADA
>>153728293Let’s not forget that Puerto Rico isn’t even a country. Like might as well give Ohio and Texas and California a team.So you have two war criminal teams, a fake country team, and most of the rest full of ringers.
were back
>>153728357if only the US Virgin Islands could qualify
>>153728357My Puerto Riccies maken em seeth kek
>>153728377It’s part of the US. This isn’t even up for debate
>>153728094I remember years ago reading that Texeira was a clubhouse puritan who got mad when players cussed lmao
>>153728377>>153728395If you were from PR would you play for the PR team or the US team if both called you?
>philly catching
>>153728395>still madKEK>>153728421I'd play for PR
>>153728421I am of Puerto Rican descent, but I am American. So, I would play for the US.
so do all the fitted hats for the WBC have grey UVs?
What it is like to be from Puerto Rico?
>>153728248they had an ad on the radio called positive coaching alliance and they call it PCA
>>153728556Judging by Logan Paul's social media it's pretty based. Hot bitches everywhere, giant party mansions, celebs showing up to do interviews and hang out all the time.
india baseball team would be the # one
Baybaw is so back
>>153728611>no dodgers todayNOOOOOOOOO
>>153728611soon fella, soon
What even is a 'puerto rico'
>>153728611they put that shark girl in a game i play and she's an inflatable decoy that all the ailens and giant bugs attack instead of me and the squad
>>153728644They're playing Mexico rn
>>153728654Port of Rico
>>153728674You're right
>>153728674>>153728693might have to switch over to USA if Kershaw starts pitching
los doyerpacos kek
Bad news for the Jewish team, israel just got a run on them!
poodrepacos eternally seething kek
Explain this, Dominichads
>>153728748oy vey OY VEY!
>>153728748mazel tov!
I think Espinal is going to make the team to start the season
A BALK? OY VEY! ANUDDA SHOAH
we just lost to niggaragua
ANDY P
PANDY EXPRESS
Pages power
Andy P
>mexican fielding
who do you root for if your WBC team plays your major league team
>>153728897depends which team is winning, if my WBC team is losing its probably the players on the mariners fault imo
stankeedoo ‘em!
Dalton RUSHING to third!
Rushie :}
rushing actually did something
Dalton cRushing triple
rushing finding his swing?
My team won! :-)
>>153728931needed regular reps. it's obvious he can swing the bat.
>Nacho
>>153728897my team > my countries team
I'm bullish on Zyhir Hope, De Paula, and Tibbs
>>153728897your teamany other team, your countryany other country, the mlb team
>>153728748It’s anudda shoah
nigga named calzone
the spring training vibes are immaculate
>they actually got orel on the broadcastkek
>>153728951We don't care bruh, lmfao
>>153729037for me it's Quintero, Sirota and Davalan
I am so thankful I work from home 4/5days because my stomach has been fucked today and I'm on my 9th shit of the day
Sheehan finally
That's my team's catcher!
>>153729064do not redeem the tikka masala saar
>loud cheers for Team Mexico getting a hit at the doyer game.>roberts walking out looking frustated??? and he pulls glasnow. wtf that was so odd lolkek
>>153729141We don't eat that here
>doyerpacos OH NONONONO
>>153729206>coffeethese people are probably too lazy to shower and brush their teeth also
>>153729243I don't think they're upset. The stadium sounds happy to see this.
Why
>>153729261No one loses today
Andy P getting hits
Kershaw in the game for team USA
>kershit
based rushing
cRUSHING
>>153729354and gives up a dong to Moniak on the 3rd pitch
why are they making kershaw pitch? hes just there for vibes
>Cuba getting shut out againAseres...
When you go to a baseball game, do you bring your own food and drink, or do you prefer to buy what they sell there?
>>153729340He actually wanted to play for team Mexico with the reason being his wife is Mexican, kek.
>the rockies are putting up more of a fight against Team USA than the jints were
have you ever met a pro ballplayer?pic related. it's me.
>>153729390the rest of the faggots are afraid to get hurt
>>153729399first disneyland then mcdonalds
>>153729393we can't bring drinks into stadiums in the US
>>153729411for a tard you look like a chad
>>153729399Timmy seething kek
>>153729393>>153729430You can bring unopened water bottles and snacks if they're in a small bag
>>153729430>he doesnt sneak in a flask in his berdhole
>>153729393sometimes I bring in my own food, sometimes I find something in the park. I always bring in cold bottled water. they don’t allow you to bring in alcoholic drinks, but you can sneak some booze in in a rubber flask. when I do this, I still buy drinks, I just make them stronger.
>>153729531trump is a retard but I agree
>>153729411My friends mom took me and my friend to a pizza place and Kyle Farnsworth came up and asked for her number.
good call
>>153729531I’ve never met a conservative Dominican.What is this forced meme?
>>153729546post pic of your friend's mom
>>153729546first person I always think of when I think of hard throwing shitters with mid results
yeah im rockin'
>automatic strike
>>153729564Who said anything about conservative? Dominicans are patriotic.
Is this the year of Rocktober?
>>153729581Still never met oneForced meme
It's simple. If Kershaw pitches well it proves the WBC is Mickey Mouse. If he chokes, it's a real tournament.
kersh on em!
And just like the that, America is BACK
>>153729591kinda sad and definitely underwhelming but I'm going to watch all his outings anyway
fweddie :3
freddie :)
>>153729591>get wheeled out when youre already ahead>throw 8 pitches to the dejected, tired batters>0.00 era
Did the DR play yet?
>>153729678It's the 9th inning
>be communist>don’t spend money on team>they’re badHuh
Andy P all-star season incoming
>>153729689kek>DRkek>DRkek>DRkek>DRkek>DRkek>DRkek>DR
>>153729614Kershaw had a 3.55 FIP (3.36 ERA) despite a career low SO9. he lowkey still a demon and somehow adapted into being a ground baller/weak contact pitcher.
doyers legend Elmer Dessens
You guys ever shat out a mountain?
sex with kirsten
cuddling with Kirsten
facial abuse with kirsten
Big dick Willie
>>153729709You were saying?
Nobody beats the Dominican Republic
>No one winsFucking kek
what does kirsten even look like this season
Why is Puerto Rico part of the US but the Dominican Republic isn't?
>>153729531He looks more like an ape here than Obama ever has
>it was DR kek
the rockies actually had a chance at beating team usa, but because they have to handle it like spring training, now they got random AA pitchers coming out to give up 10 runs
Kino status?
>>153730092When’s this?
>>1537301115 hrs from now
>>153730092aus a merc team?
>>153730142Merc teams are great britain, italy, and israel
>>153730123Cool, I’ll be able to watch it.
I hope Vesia rocks a big gnarly beard this season
>take randy vasquez out when he's doing well and only threw 40 pitches>next pitcher immediately gives up a home runsee we're pulling out the classics from last year today
I want to laugh at the poodres for losing to a bunch of limey bongs but none of them are even british
>>153730092CARN ON CUNTS
Why Caribbean British can into baseball but Great Britain can't
>>153730310it ain't about the name on the back
are Cuba the biggest frauds in this tournament, they got blown out twice in these exhibitions
>>153730337who is the most famous athlete in the history of Peru?
Quintero bros....they're giving us a look
we destroyed israel
>>153730436>destroying yourself
>>153730436cohen is officially banned from little saint james
>>153730310you're a sad pathetic loser
Cuba raped
Mexico batting helmet looks like Monster energy
prrrrrt
prrrrrrrrt
prrrrrrt
prrrrrrrrrt
>>153730436>jew team beats jew teamWho cares
>>153730403All Pool A teams are frauds
ay Joey
doggie doo em
>>153730403Cuba stopped caring about baseball
pca bregman and boyd lookin solid for the UScabrera lookin solid for the cubs.kino!
Doggies got the win
gg mexico
>mexico beats mexico>israel beats israelnice script manfred
>>153730788All their best players have defected during WBC kek
has the inverted W been debunked? can someone ask AI I don't use it coz it's demonic
doyers won :)
>>153730840Lost to Italy thoughever.
>>153730846kys
>>153730857defecated*
>dodgers vs Mexico>mets vs IsraelNice script manfred
>>153730871autism kek
>>153730846autism kek
doyerfurries fuck dogs and we're the weird ones? nah, not buying it.
BREAKING: CIA operatives have invaded #Venezuela's dugout and have seized former MVP Ronald Acuna Jr.
what are we watching gang
>>153731030Rybacks game
doyerpacos seething kek
I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
>>1537310306ix7even Ryback bussy
>>153731030>>153725488
>>153731042first good post in an hour
>>153725488>>153731048That is not what I was expecting it to be. Are there people who masturbate to this?A strange combination.
>>153731063I also love elden ring, smashburgers, and fangraphs
>>153731086I don’t like those things because they’re Reddit!
>>153731090I love reddit and the seattle freakin mariners....'nuff said!
>Outgoing California Governor Gavin Newsom has expressed interest in purchasing the San Diego Padres
>>153731101Putting the tax money meant to help the homeless to good use.
>>153731101he missed the bidding process, and definitely can't afford the 2.5 billion they're estimated to sell for
mfw (my face when) baybaw
>>153731078MIRD-255 MIRD-239I love lively festivals.
>go back to your own stadium, we don't want your kind here
>>153731143Padres aren’t worth 2 dollars if the new owner is forced to keep them in San Diego with no real fans. Everyone bidding did so with the intention to move the team to a real city with an actual sports culture.
>>153731225Shut the fuck up Fuwawa. No one cares about your retarded headcanons
stomp a mets fan in the nutsstomp him twice
The sister quarrel between MOKO-CHAN and FUWAWA is not good. They should make up and cheer for the Dodgers together.
The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:>ChargersSan Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)>San Diego RocketsPoor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since>San Diego ClippersSterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)>San Diego MarinersFailed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol>San Diego SailsCucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)>Golden State WarriorsPlayed a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland>San Diego GullsHave dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.
>>153731289all 3 of you should fuck off
>>153731312only doyers chad is a faggot. the fuwawa/mococo retardation is funny to me at this point because it's clearly someone whose done it out spite because they hate the padres kek.
>>153731298I see, that's very convincing.
>>153731340aren't you on duty, private gomez?
>>153731336only because you're the decoy dog fucker kek
>>153731078what i dont like about jav is that the guys always spend ages licking the girls nipples and then getting the girls to do the same to them
ohtani left decoy in america and you're still seething kek!
poodrefan is seriously angry kek
>>153731383now is your chance to get it on with him you sick freak lmao
>>153731389so true kek
doyerpacos really finna fuck that dog kek
at least nobody is acting unhinged right now
rangeban southern california
>>153731298no one actually reads this shit
>>153731412I do, every time it's posted.
>>153731383i look like this and wear a leash
>>153731405so true kek
>>153731422Yeah because you posted it
Maybe the Padres should move. I heard Petco Park is built on an ancient Native American burial ground, that's why they can't win shit.
>>153731433s-stop...please!!!! my family!!!!
>>153731423careful doyerpacos are around
>>153731440i can see her panties
>>153731440maybe you should kys
The Salt Lake City Padres... you know what... I like it!
>>153731440I doubt you want that to happen. What else will you do besides shitposting about the Padres and watching vtumors?
Da Oakland Padres
I wish we had baseball teams here. Even better, a baseball league.
2 hours to WBC!
>>153731486Omaha Padres!
>>153731518no one cares
>>153731504>>153731486kek
>>153731225This is actually a good point, if a billionaire is spending $2b on an MLB team they are going to want a respectable market. San Diego doesn't provide that, Nashville and Charlotte are bigger and growing faster than San Diego.
>>153731522kek
>>153731527>>153731536heckin kekerinos
>>153731534>spend 2 billion dollars to take a risk on unproven citiesnobody would do that, guys who shop for cheap teams are the ones who do that. expensive teams with huge payrolls are too much of an investment to risk. that's why the A's moved, and why the Rays probably would've if a different guy bought them last year
>>153731518It’s BWC hours in the genny
>>153731518plenty of us care
doggie doos fuck dogs kek
I could use some BWC action
I just posted in the WBC thread.
>>153731518I care BIGLY
BWC is a myth
>>153731597Real BWC has never been tried
>>153731597source?
>>153731597ThisTimmy cope
>>153731597i'm really big lol...
so much poodrepaco seethe itt lol
nu in a fu
>>153731597>>153731622Why do brown boys think about BWCs so much? Are they gay?
>>153731574there is no WBC thread tho
Chinese T*ipei musn’t disappoint
>>153731690Next /mlb/ should just be called /wbc/mlb/
>>153731689Based on the images in this thread, they're attracted to anything other than 3D human women
Please cock me
>>153731704I'm a girl tho
I honestly have no clue what this genny wants to do with the classic so I'm sitting these next couple out.
>>153731711Just do /wbc/mlb/ for the next two weeks
Also, I'm gay
>>153731711if >>153729721 lives to 500 we should just keep it going
>>153731711I'd make a thread but the genny boss got rid of my thread making capabilities...in all seriousness I'm assuming a non US flag will make a wbc thread soon. like panama
>>153731721Never knew you were a Braves fan...
>>153731725the panama pacos have all disappeared because team panama is looking horrible
WBC is an anagram of BWC....
>timmy projecting when his birthrates are dwindling and he’s cutting his dick offKek
>>153731698>>153731690>>153731711>>153731725I would just migrate to >>153729721 and then maybe just start having game threads. Maybe a nu that links back to >>153729721
>>153731747we still need a proper /mlb/ genny
if i cant find it by searching mlb then it doesnt exist
>>153731744latinas crave BWC
Birthdates ‘toidsBirthrates…
>>153731774Based timmyslayer
>>153731774da jooz wont let me have a roastie GF!
>>153731741fact check: true
i will make a nu so nobody else do that
>>153731741if I was an announcer and a white player hit a home run I would say "WBC MEET BWC"
Happy Britain minor elimination day
okay here's your nu hope you're happy>>153731810>>153731810
