>Lap:#8357>Countdown to Cucktoria:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153726696>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis "Black Cunt" Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:VER: 0BOT: 0PER: 0ALO: 0SAI: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin-Honda: 0Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi-Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0Red Bull Racing-Ford: 0>2026 WEC Standings:Honda Racing Corporation: 0Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team: 0Adrian Newey: 0>News:New starting procedure finalisedNewey and Honda say Aston Martin will not complete the Australian Grand PrixValtteri Bottas (Cadillac) will not have to serve his 5 place grid drop from the 2024 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
i've demolished my sleep schedule for this utter peak schadenfraude of a season opener
>>153736264>~>~settle down australian
Can't be that over mate
*judge you*
>>153736267those spooks both look zesty
>>153736264>Cucktoriaeven more retarded australian nonsensewhat's wrong with you
formula 1
>>153736280you complain more than a fucking woman
>create a team with the best spanish, english, jewish and japanese talent>gets beat by a bunch of upstart americansHistory really does repeat itself
this is australiaa bunch of queers
>>153736287go haka about it queer
>>153736276the woman is a known lesbian, she was on the celebrity series of the traitorsdon't know about the bloke
Tifosibros how we feeling?
kankerb*ttasfitting that he wants to be australian
>>153736283skank (affectionate)
>>153736283this is from before she got too skinny
have an ollie! and a doohan? no ocon.
>>153736290every time i see this post i type a response, i think good post, but i always delete it
Hamilton must be happy
>>153736296There's a woman?
>>153736307good post
>>153736296>one of them's a womanfucking hell assumed they were both males
>>153736313thanks
I know Mercedes is quickest but I didnt know it was this much. If you take the average of all representative test laps (no inlaps/outlaps) they are half a second faster than any other team.
>>153736325They're more than half a second faster bro
>>153736325Tvtv did it again !!!
>>153736325
>>153736319you're welcome
>>153736335is this your sex doll?
if cadillac have not designed their car with imperial measurements they can NOT be classified as an american team
Lmao Aston Martin is already giving drivers permanent nerve damage
For me, its sex with female Ferrari technicians as a browncel
>>153736343you didn't pay attention then
>>153736330The median delta is even larger, almost a full second faster
>ARGH
>>153736283I bet she could handle the vibrations of the Aston Martin
>>153736283TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153736325My hope is that Ferrari's meme starts can get them ahead of Merc consistently, then we might have proper races with the slower cars having better track position.
>>153736269agreed, can't wait for this shit. the race is on at 11pm for me>>153736308they have a banger of a car, the tifosi must be screaming after years of depression>>153736344and newey is blaming only honda lol someones gotta get his pencil and paper ass to a nursing home
>>153736335>Crikey- ACK!
This year, we should have a constructors exposure championship that is separate from the drivers' one.
i was reading a reddit post about aston martin then i took a shit and during the shit i sharted
Not looking forward to waking up at 3 AM to watch this slop but I can't help it
You can give jorj and crashonelli a car that's a second faster than everyone else but verstappen, chuck and even hamilton are still going to eat them alive competitively
>>153736387saarvid, why are you in finland and not australia? you should be shitting over there
>>153736388i dont want
>>153736381kek
>>153736340Yes. Yes, it is.
>>153736372
>>153736381real??? who is taking his place at mercedes??? and how did redbull go testing? this isnt an official fia session
>>153736405jesus christ i'm gonna lose my mind
>>153736405meh, i would give her kids
>>153736409>how did redbull go testingIt's OK, it was a filming day
>>153736405too much makeup
>ITS OUTthoughts?https://x.com/i/status/2029557696467223021
>>153736325colapodiums incomingpaul aron dead
>jewtube home page recommending me videos from that homosexual, child sex offender "chain bear" againfucks sake fuck off already told you not to show me that paedo's videos get fucked
>>153736387if you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot
>lily when oscar crashes and dies
>>153736415>"this guy said he's your biggest fan and he wants you to 'take his soul' or something..."
I am no longer attracted to Sophia Flörsch
>>153736426whats tontoneli doing???>>153736440>"chain bear"never heard of him
>>153736426Haven't seen it and I just know it sucks
>>153736405>20 yo looks like 50yogrimi
>>153736443>zneimerWeird name. What's her stance on the whole Israel conflict?
I am no longer attracted to Bianca Bustamante
Just imagine those suckers who will wake up at 5am for some slurper of a race
>>153736449for your sake i hope you never do
>>153736452>pointy elbows, 2/10, would not bang
>>153736306What did they mean by this?
>>153736454Really proud of her for how far she made it out of the slums.
>>153736452i still would give her kids
>>153736426it's out on youtube, you could have linked that...
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA'S FRIEND
Surely there has to be a rule against fielding a car knowing it's inherently dangerous to drive and cannot complete the race.You're not even allowed to race with a flapping front wing
>>153736426looks like last year’s
so true king
>>153736457meh, im more of a latina guy than filipina, but i wouldnt mind
>>153736463ocon wasn't a top
>>153736426
>>153736433honorary estonian
it's my birthdaygimi
Serious question, why would Aston readily tell the press that their car is a timebomb that's slowly killing their drivers? Wouldn't this be the sort of thing that you'd want to keep under wraps?
I dont need to hear a single comment from the commentators about chucks wedding to appease all the women and fags watching.
>>153736482congrants, how old is the baby turning???
>>153736482how many years old?
>>153736482happy birthdayand don't call me gimi
>>153736484it's called unterhunding
>>153736485my father when he is watching soccer he can choose the comentators and there is an option to have no commentators, is that an option in f1?
>>153736426>AMX 5thfucking trash huminlation ritual shitshow
>>153736497Volume UP! Sections
>>153736495I'd believe that if their car didn't break down several times during preseason testing.
>>153736500ok, thats nice to know, but im not a paypig, so ill stuck with crofty
>>153736453She's against Israel but she doesn't support Palestine.
>>153736497yes, that's the main reason to get goy1tv
>>153736493this is a funny post>>153736506fat
>>153736379>they have a banger of a car, the tifosi must be screaming after years of depression>this is our year This will be the 6th time in 11 seasons that Ferrari were the fastest in testing.
>>153736511im not that fat
>>153736426Not even anything inspired to align with new regs, just corporate slop dogshit like every year
>>153736512this time it's different
>>153736426Bro thonks hes Batman
>>153736522Nah this time isn'tBut next year will be
someone embed the new kankerintro
>>153736524lawson is by far the most manly/masculine looking driver of all the younger ones
>>153736486>>153736489>>153736493thank you i'm getting up there lads i am as old as buttas and checo
>>153736426>Hamilton and Verstappen get 2 camera angles >everybody else only 1What does it mean? Also thankful that there was no closeup of Lando's face.
>>153736482happy birthday nigga
>>153736535ouwe lul
>>153736426Could someone fix the order and fit the one who genuinely deserves to be placed at the very end instead of MBS's lapdog? Thank you in advance.
>>153736545Maaoh
>>153736535you're old
>>153736535there's still time for you then
What's his problem?
>>153736443Thumbnail made it look like she had a choker on, very disappointed.
>>153736482habby birfday faget
>>153736553cant wait for all the hadjarkino
>>153736553hero of race
>>153736524>browhy do you talk like a black teen
>>153736554She has a very beautiful neck, a choker would ruin it.
>>153736562
>>153736482Congratulations on not having died in the past 12 months.
thank youyou guys are actually really sweet and nice
>>153736527Armpit mogged by Alba
>>153736573no problem
>>153736426Perez jumpscare
>>153736575hairmogged
>>153736535sniffed your sister's cooch recently?
Why is he so smug?
>>153736575a 25yo woman getting mogged by a 17yo is hardly surprising
>>153736583he knows he will stay in f1 for as long as his dad owns the team and there is NOTHING you can do about it
>>153736582belgium please we've talked about this
>>153736587>narrator: "it actually wasn't the time"
>>153736581Damn, she fine here ngl. I kneel.
>>153736535>i am as old as buttas and checoTwinks here would call you a daddy
>>153736583he knew people would fall for Nui's nerve damage unterhunding, and is already laughing at the thought of finishing 1 minute in front if the rest of the field. (and only 1 minute behind Alonso)
>>153736482Happy birthday, nigga
>>153736481Anon I'm curious have you ever heard of Elmayonesa? It's an Argentine dude who for some reason moved to Estonia to make music, I've always wanted to know if his Estonian is good or if he sounds like a caveman (yes, I don't know any Estonians IRL to ask them)
>>153736566checkedalso damn, how small is she
>>153736426no T pose :(
>aston martin does not have max to tame the eldritch horror so their car is actively killing their drivers What were they thinking
>>153736619what did i miss
>>153736623Permanent nerve damage.
how many total laps will aston do this weekend including practice not including outlaps/inlaps
>>153736623Car vibrations go through steering wheel and can cause permanent nerve damage if driven for more than 25 laps
>>153736599you have to go back
>>153736623
>yugi on paddockdoes he know...?
how long until Newey comes crawling back to Red Bull
>>153736632I don't doubt that the car is dogshit and painful to drive, but how are the drivers gauging what their safe limit before nerve damage is
>>153736623newey accidentally made an f1academy spec car instead of f1 and alonso doesnt have a pusi to absorb the vibrations
wtf i love poois now!
>>153736619>thinkingno thinking, only greed and hubris thinking he can keep screwing with the air unpunished
>>153736628>2 laps in Q1>40 laps in the race (15 for Stroll, 25 for Alonso)The only question is practice, really.
>>153736631>tfyou have to stay there
Surely Oscar has to win at the AUS GP to commemorate Angel White's birthday
>>153736573actually I'm pretty mean
>cars will be on track in 10 hoursWe made it lads, it will be a retarded shitshow but we made it.
>>153736598jokes on them, i still look like a twink
>>153736684in an endearing way
>>153736685my body is ready
um jamaica anon? your twink adores french guys
>>153736690i have never seen such a young anon
>>153736554chokers are being ruined by men trying to hide their adam's apple :(
Okay on a serious note tho, a Verstappen + Leclerc + Russell + Hamilton 4-way battle would be cinema. Even just Verstappen vs Leclerc would be good enough 4 me despite the trash regs.
>>153736426I want a proper Bottas intro with the Magnum PI theme song
>>153736527TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153736682>any ausGOD having a good race in cucktoriawew don't like the odds
alright, this fighting needs to end right now
>>153736729
>>153736734stop looking at men then you gaylord
>>153736761calm down doublenigger
>>153736758Elon Musk can do the funniest thing rn (he's South African)
>>153736782
>>153736373how do you expect the slower cars to keep someone running 1 second per lap faster behind on any track that isn't Monaco?
>>153736808Africa should take back all the blacks too
36 years old btw
>>153736601No nd I hope he froze to death
>>153736454>woman in motorsports>looking like a full blown whore coquetting in front of the camerashame
>>153736823Would
>>153736823>survived getting hit by a buswon't survive the wall though
>>153736823
>>153736823Why can't women into good hairlines?
>>153736467IKR, I used to eat pagpag with her on random flip streets
>>153736817If it's 1 second then yeah, everyone is fucked, but if it's a few tenths then the slower car can win provided it has track position
How do you go from picrel
>>153736836This picture makes gimi looks like he has the Roxanne nose
>>153736839They destroy their hair from a young age by pulling it back for ponytails.
>>153736649VAGENE SAAAAAAAR VAGENE VAGENE SAAAR PLS
>>153736848to picrel? he broke up with his chic?
>>153736848he's already muscular in that picture, he's just doing a faggy pose
>>153736844>pagpagTied up there with the african mosquito patty cooked in transformer oil for worst food ever
>>153736848The homofication of F1 needs to be studied.
>>153736862Which hand do you study it with
>>153736826same desu
>>153736855idc about that stuff im a khhv truecel for life
>>153736859Pagpag's still more disgusting, I don't think it's a tie
>>153736535my manhappy birthday dude
Andrea Antonelli's sister
>>153736867im a wagie, i dont study anymorewell, i was thinking of going back to study, i hate being an europoor, maybe being a little less of an europoor would suck as much
How do I get a mid bri'ish f1 fan gf (picrel) as a browncel?
>>153736884back off, she's mine
>>153736887no you back off, go marry some pakistani immigrant in London or better yet go to Thailand and find a wife
>>153736357When you go from Max Verstappen giving feedback on the car to Lance Stroll giving feedback on the car
>>153736884similar to mine
I ship Antonelli with Ollie btw.
>>153736928what kind of dynamic?
Any F1 academy cuties this year?
>>153736868honorary estonian
>>153736937English rose Megan Bruce
>>153736870you literally posted about "that stuff"
>>153736951put her in niqab and i fall in love
>>153736878did you fail to comprehend the meaning of my post
>season about to startfuck this "sport", I am fucking out, I will check /f1/ in February 2027death to mc*aren, mer*edes and ham*lton, as usualPenelope Kvyat's moist cunny.
>>153736965no, you where asking if he studied with the left hand or the right hand, most people are right handed, but there are a few that use the left hand, like flanders from the sinsomps show, he is left handed and owns a left handed things store
the f1 intro is so cringe
jaja barsinso
Who was this skinny brunette in the Haas paddock during Bahrain testing?
praying for a year-long Iran War with all Middle Eastern GPs cancelled. pray with me frens
what's this new petrol like for purposes that are not running an engine?
>>153736997I'm sorry
>>153737002jajajja
>>153736738>HamiltonKEEEEEK
>>153736482happy birthday
how rigged is this season going to be
>>153736482
>>153737009sorry, i would rather have a short war and suffer those races
Tory boys are having a meltdown because a black man gave his opinion
bort
>>153737272if anoninho is still around, i reckon juju is old enough to receive that now
>>153737236>hamilton should stay in his lanesorry, that's impossible for himpic related
F1 needs more twinky rookies
>no penalthat's gay
>>153737236African Briton wants Africa back from the Britons
wished they would sell 1:1 size, instead of that tiny versionofc i wouldn't buy it, i would wait for chink version
>>153737393you can buy it ?
>>153737420not these, cucked versions will be on sale on may 1st
>>153736267Why every pilot goes to visit the zoo during Australia GP?
>>153737330VALEVLTRAS at the fia made it disappear
>>153736283
>>153736426Why does it feel like Norizz forgot he was the champ and pulled that finger last second after somebody reminded him
>>153736482Happy birthday broCome watch the FP at my place, I have coke and beers
>>153736660>>153736666That doesn't look very aerodynamic
I don't wanna come in here on race day begging for a stream, how do you lads sail for F1? Do I need a dodgyfire stick or some shit?
>>153737559MbS give him a title so he can finally retire :(
>>153737559all my brother left behind, why do we continue?
>>153737634last season he had an interview and he was asked "what would you ask to the 2026 season"? he replied "if it will be my last", he is like a trapped soul searching for a championshp
>>153737628i just watch it on public broadcast>mfw i just remembered im not in my cunt on raceday so it might not allow me to watch it because of retarded geo restrictionsuhhhhhhhhhh go to the piracy subreddit and in the megathread there should be one that allows you to watch it im guessing
>>153737628http://vipbox.pw/
>>153737672known screamer link, dont click
>>153737683it's the real link though
>>153737698wdym its the real link, kill yourself
>>153737672>me when autoplaying shit is blocked on my machine>>153737663The sky lockdown for British people is fucking mental
>>153737672do you not get tired of thisnoone is falling for this shit anymore, any phillipen flag posts screamers
>>153737709i think i have a sky subscribtion anyway for my brother and dad to watch premier leaguebut i dont wanna support those gay niggers and i want to steal as much money from big corporations as possible, so im always pirating
not a real hund
>>153737559Maybe 2027 will be your year, old man
What happened to wearechecking? I was counting on them to watch the races this year.
>>153736482happy bday bro
yjk newey wants to brutally anally gape koji watanabe to relieve his tension and stress
>Cancel Bahrain and Saudi GP announcement this weekWhat if they cancel Miami too? y'know what, what if they cancel FIFA 26 this year because it's in USA? They banned Russia from participating into sportsball because of Ukraine...
>>153737824>canceling united states of israelsorry goy, not happening
this mans life for the past 20 years has been a never ending series of desperate humiliation rituals
imagine broadcasters explaining the mickey mouse mechanics to chad and stacy at home>"superclipping is ... is ... like you know how your car's engine has gears and... a f1 engine has ...engine maps! and those maps they sort of gear-shift the engine down the faster the car goes it's sort of like when you do a highway overtake by lifting your foot off the throttle, kinda weird huh"then week 10+ when the producers decide they need to be more technical>you know how the f1 cars have a thing called battery packs the car needs to go fast? you remember those "engine map" gears on the f1 cars? those are actually for recharging the battery pack! and uh when they deploy engine power at high speed some of that goes into recharging the battery? yeah if you're confused about this don't worry, crofty still doesn't get it either!>ok so "boost" which is what you may have heard the engineers say is kind of like DRS right? it gives you speed down the straight, simple!>now, how does it do that? well it doesn't exactly just give you more power it instead changes how superclipping works you know those f1 car gears we talked about well when you're engaging boost you're keeping uh those gears from uh switching down before the overtake is done because you see the gears are actually like stock graphs that go down well when you press boost the stock prices go up! >crofty: "yeah it's a pay day!">exactly crofty yeah so when the drivers press the boost button their smart driving will pay dividends and they'll get to keep their stocks up for a longer period than the car in front!
They got rid of the penalty for bottas because they know he's going to be at the back of the pack anyway.
>>153737863it's too dangerous starting behind asston shartin. their car might not get off the line
>>153737863boo
>>153737836I want to dream...
What the fuck happened to the anri mega? Was just nice to have it around I’m not even a cow connoisseur. Also, is payperview country dead? What the hell happened in the last 2 years?
Chud mouth breather vs Chad nose breather
>>153737894English, doc!
>>153737972Gayest driver pairing in history lol
>>153737944what's on the right doesn't breathe flip
>>153736388Isn’t the quali at like 7.00 and the gp 8.00 binland time? Who the fuck wakes up to watch practice sessions?
>>153736476it's funny how imperialist and racist pan-africanists aretotally ignorant of the myriads of cultures and ethnic groups of the continent, they view it through the same lens as the most ardent confederate >they're all black, there's no difference
>>153736666>lid isn't LEGOoverly rebarbativealso, checked
>>153737944
>>153737972It's amazing how normal Ricciardo looks in that crop top (like a normal dude joking around) and how absolutely fucking gay Norris looks wearing the exact same thing
>>153738032
Yas Marina just got fucked up kek
>>153738065KWABis Shartmilton sends his regards
>>153738065based based based based BASEDiran may well go down but they will go down in a blaze of glory
>>153738065>look it up like an idiot, expecting it to be fake>isreal
>>153738065>reports of a silver painted drone hitting the yas marina circuit
>>153738065
>>153738065pics or it didnt happen
>tfw BASED iran bombs the fuck out of every other middle eastern country so no more F1 races can take place therei kneel...
That doesn't look like the track
>>153738131anymore
the uae getting bombed to fuck is hilariousmy mortgage payments going up is not
>>153738143Did they really do anything other than being degenerate billionaires using slave labour and having US military bases? I feel like they're just getting bombed cause they allowed americans to have their little outposts there, like many other countries Iran bombed recently lol.
im gay for white boys
>>153738111>>153738065>>153738131I can't figure out the exact place, might be off by a mile
>>153738143why the fuck would your mortgage payments go up, when some other country gets bombed? what kind of weird system do you guys have?
>middle eastern races are kill.>F1 hates Europe.welcome back Korea, India and Vietnam!inb4 six more American races...
>>153738219>implying America will be habitable the next few decades
>>153738219>India welcomes Formula 1™!
if f1 ever thinks about a return to k*rea I will personally contact Kim Ju Ae (we're good friends, regularly snap each other) and have her persuade the Dear Leader to carry out strikes on any and all centres capable of hosting a race south of the DMZ
>>153738219i still dont get the idea behind building a city around a racetrack. Who the fuck wants to live near a place where theres always a shitton of loud cars racing?
still gooning to alexandra wedding photos. cannot stop
>>153738273because gouks are dumb as dogshit and fucked in the facek*rea has no business in motor racing
>>153738273I think its supposed to be like Albert Park where it can be used for other shit when there are no races
>There's a lot of concern, even outside of Honda (a particularly notable case) regarding engine vibrations. Red Bull PT had to detune its Power Unit in the second test precisely because of this, and Mercedes isn't entirely confident in terms of reliability either. meme season
i'm looking forward to dogshit reliability again. it made older seasons more interesting
>>153738320O U R Y E A R
>>153736482Happy gimi
>they doubted the theory
>[Autoracer Italia] "I heard that during testing, the drivers chewed three or four pieces of gum at the same time as mouthguards to endure the vibrations from the Honda ICE resonating with the chassis"
>>153738273the real question is: who the fuck wants to live in a remote area where the closest place to find a job, or do anything is 400km away from you.
>>153738335i think alonso will either die in that car or neck himself before the end of the season
>>153738335is this even allowed
MI SENTI?MI SENTI?
>>153738219We never left
>>153738335what if they swallow it and choke and die and flip the car and it goes flying and hits another car and that guy chokes on his gum too
>put rubber boots on the engine mountsthere i fuxed the vibratings
>>153738320why the fuck would the ICengines suddenly vibrate so much more than before? they are basically "unchanged" compared to previous years. (besides the whole compression ratio thing, and MGUH removed)
STOP THE VIBRATIONS, WATANABE-SAN.
>look at pics of helsinki from 1950/60s>0 black people >no globohomo>just ordinary sharp dressed people going about their business>feel sad i will never experience this worldgimis for this feel?
>>153738370It's not the engine that's vibrating. It's a resonance issue with the chassis and engine
>>153738392is that real merch?
>>153738411what is the cause then? because when multiple engine+chassis combinations experience this, it must be caused by some dimensions/sizes of the chassis/components that's well defined within the rules
Our girl spoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zf55HNTekY
>>153738416No, Aston Martin isn't selling her, I think
>>153738332I'm glad you like my post but I don't remember giving you permission to use it
>>153738416McLel could never pull that off
I kneel, iran.
رهبر معظم انقلاب اسلامی ایران Sir Mister Ali Khamenei, I kneel before you and the IRGC for eliminating the most boring F1 circuits.
>US starts 2 global scale wars within the span of 5 yearsanti semitist conspiracy theorists, i kneel
>race on sunday 5am
>>153738483>US invaded Ukraine
where i can watch F3 and F2
>>153738185Might even be in your country
>make amazon account >block transactions from amazon on my credit card >amazon registers the purchase even though no money gets deducted from my account>get Amazon prime for free>get the WOW add on channel with F1 races for free …uhh l-lmao!? Did I just outjew the megajew?
>>153738446who are these bitches and how do they get vip tickets
>Yas Marina [CHECK]>Sakhir>Losail>Jedda seafront>Miami>Los Vejas>Austincome on iran you can do it!!
guys I just found the secret footage of Alonso practicing his installation lap in the new Aston Honda, take a look
>>153738557What about Monaco
>>153738444you won't do shit
>>153738557Leave CoTA out of this
>>153738557nah, las vegas is a good track, keeps the drivers focused because the track is slippery as fuckand whats your problem with austin? Always gives us good races
>>153738573Out of range and 100% peaceful
>>153738580>>153738581FUCK AMERIQUA
>>153736632Jesus what
gimi
>>153738591They need to start accepting rapefugees
>fags hating on jeddahkys bitch
>>153736632How does a man with so much experience, experience in making the best F1 cars, make such a horrible abomination? This has to be intentional, he's out for blood.
Business idea: make a car that isn't shit
>>153738593I dont give a damn, they could move all races to israel and if the racing is good ill take it
>>153738436Honda had MGU-H vibration issues last time, pick any of the three rotating axles (crank,turbine shaft or MGU-K) or just all.
>>153738629holy shit someone get this dude to Maranello RIGHT NOW
>>153736632if so then do 2 pitstop race for alonso and 4 for stroll
>>153738629ok u first
>>153738655
>>153736645How much it hurts?
>>153738682you're a big guy
>>153738535they'll get you eventually
lol
>>153738575you could've been nice about it but I guess a dalit will always be a dalit
>>153738535new money glitch just dropped!
>>153738335Dolphin 2: The REVENGE(in theaters this summer°>>153738320Welp lets hope for a meme podium at least.
>>153738535The Amazon death squads are closing in on your positionFarewell, anon
sorryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn3jhSS-HIY
>Alonso is going to VIBE to deathThats one way to go I suppose
Why is F1 so against vibe driving?
>>153738824Max just standing there gets him 3rd. Antonelli was very cringe
>>153738708KWAB
>>153738824why do zoomers keep using the aura word but not stating whether its a negative or positive aurais she saying which one she thinks is the lamest or the coolest basically
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coasteraka AMR26
>>153738834jjuusstt vviibbiinngg
>>153738898jaajjaaj
>>153738897-100 aura post
aurora is a spanish name
>>153738708>driving the Honda engined car feels like your being electrocuted when will Alonso's horrible groundhog day end?
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE GP!!!!NEW CARS!!!!NEW RULES!!!!!!CHAOS!!!!!MAYHEM!!!BLOOD (NORIZZ DIES!)))!!!!!!HE!!!!!
>>153738904minus times minus means positive
>>153738923>your
is aura farming the sowing stage, the reaping stage, something in between? or the entire process
>>153738335Fucking K E K
>>153738442GOOOOOOD MORNING, RACE FANS
>>153738335Surely they'd just wear a mouthguard, right?
Would you ride that Aston Martin car to finally make your dreams come true to drive an F1 car in the guise that you get "permanent brain damage" in the long run?
>>153739129not really something you have laying in the garage when testing an F1 car, is it?
>>153738947>minus times minus
>>153739156I do not have such a dream
>>153738335>I'm here to test fast car and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of fast cars
>>153739156am I allowed to drive into a wall to end it quicker? cba waiting for brain damage to end me
>>153739156Do I get a super license point for it?
>>153738947>minus times minusfor me it's t-minus and the OG Nigerian prince
>>153738335>They could only do 2 laps at a time cause thats as long as the juicy fruit gum lasted before it lost its flavor
Does anyone have the code for the Formula Autism?
>>153739193kek
>>153739243see >>153736264
>>153739243its on the paste, i thinkthanks for the reminder
>>153739157I think they should, mouthguards in F1 are not unheard of.
>>153739259>>153739261I am a fucking retard, thanks
Lads is that Arvid Lindblad guy any good?
>>153739336linbad, plus indian
linbad doesnt sound swedish, all swedes should be called olafson or something like that, so that i could easily identify them as swedish
>>153738664jaap van lagen ouwe lul
>>153739336from my homieto my onlynumber one
>>153739393>linbad doesnt sound swedishbecause his swedish last name is lindblad you spanish weirdo
I guess Alonso earns more money in F1 but I think that he should take a break and go compete in the WRC, NASCAR or Dakar Rally. Every year is the same boring thing for him in F1. Maybe he can win in one of those other competitions or just have fun for a couple of years.
>>153739456
>>153739449abababbabababbababbababbbaqababfirst, i dont know how to spell linbad correctly, so i wont
>>153739456they took them they took them>>153739514jajajajja
>>153739516>linbadi know this is close to how you spanyols pronounce it but it simple isn't his name
my biggest regret is not winning a championship with ferrari>>153739555i dont care, being honest, i like it, the same way that i called daniel ricardo, i dont know if he had 2 c or whatever, ricardo, good enough for me
>>153739514Does that mean that you say he is close to win the championship?
>>153739579i'm saying you spanyols are weird with pronouncing foreign words
>>153739456He can go to Indy and get the Triple Crown. Just not with a Honda engine.
>>153739590then kiss me, and hold me tight
What percentage would you give to the driver in the merit of winning a race?
it was going ok enough and then i get AQ suited so im happy and i call a raise. The guy after me shoves all-in but he's a poor so im not scared but the next guy raises over him and he's rich af. Others fold but Im AQ suited and that was raise was huge and I'm like fuck it so i go all in too. The rich guy calls me though so im like ruh-roh. The poor has 88, but the rich guy had a better pair and sadly its a QQ. So i thought i had 2 strong cards but that guy cucked me into being a 1-card-andy and in the showdown the ace doesnt come to save me and his queens hold. So i lose it all and i don't want to rebuy so i go home and now I watch with Asmongold if Israel is about to be bombed and debate should i watch FP1 and 2:30AMThis is F1 related because its the Redbull experience trying to win WCC; they think they have 2 strong drivers but it turns out they have one who is ace and the other who is useless.
my brother was doing some school proyect with some kid in our house, well the father of the kid was swedish, the guy was 3 meters tall and 2 wide, the thing didnt fit the door, what a beast, long ago, lon long ago, like 10 years ago, no going back now, my name is fernando alonso y want to be an f1 driver
>>153739582You never know. You might be giving up just before making it.Let's see what 2027 has in store for the old man.
>>153739663i willgay, but ok
>>153739690idk, i havent seen the race
>>153739582>he has jew money>newey>stroll, to gift him red flags whenever he needs them.>honda - they managed to beat mercedesHonestly, what could possibly stop him now?
>>153739393har du inte blåkläder kläderna?
I am convinced one of the spanish flags is actually fernando alonso just like one british flag is edd straw. and the otherstonia is jüri vips
>>153739726no gay, but you are clearly unhappy with the way i pronunce foreign words, so the only way of shuting these lips is by kissing them
>>153739713Why not a big team like Ferrari, Mercedes, RedBull or the ones that are the top ones now hire him then if he is such a good driver? His chances to win with these little and new teams is very little.
>>153739751ok but let's frot too
>>153739733im wearing a blue shirtno habla>>153739776no, im staying incel till marriage
>>153739729Does she also have an undressing video
>>153739729>Honestly, what could possibly stop him now?nerve gas
so, at least, 1 of the finn flags is a swede-finn
>>153739776do you do that
>>153739879for you
>>153739879apparently not with the spanyol >>153739817let's though>>153739892wtf
>>153739748formely fernando, now just alonso
>>153739748shut up shizo youre the jüri
Non euro races need to be banned. Few exceptions can be made but they need to be at euro friendly hours. More euro races at night too, SOLEY for the aesthetic not to cater to non euro viewers. Bongloids need to be permabanned from participating and watching formula 1.
new f1 related wiener dog unlocked>they still don't believe wiener dogs will replace f1
>>153739936what ís lando reallyseriously
>>153739904do you want to like hold both the dicks or what
what a blast
>>153739936That dog is certainly not castrated
what beautiful ass
aston martin status?
>>153740000they took them they took them
>>153740000>>153740008
>>153739729TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153740000> few reliability problems: mirrors falling off, tail lights falling off, all that sort of thing, t. Newey
>>153739827sorry, but I don’t want to get banned this week
>>153739953>do you want to like hold both the dicks or whatyes, otherwise i wouldn't ask, friend
>>153740054since when niui was in charge of my shitbox?
vroom week is upon us
>>153740000>0000checked, also your answer
>>153740072how can two anonymous /f1/ posters have physical sex though? nobody here is real
>>153740054well that's not very typical I'd like to make that point
our eyes are not real
>>153740100who am i answering now?i didn't write what i read here
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153740121give it back
you know what else fell off?adrian newey
>>153740100Just pair your onaholes. EZPZ
medshitters are now shitting on poowey not realizing what this implies about kwablonso
honestly, some of you are alright, i would go out drinking with some of you, not with the indian, of course, what is he doing??? like goooo awayyyyyy
Aston Martin insiders reporting that Adrian Newey has spent the last few months locked in a small room, constantly smoking opium
>>153740172good for him
last time i watched f1 (last season) we were still friendsnow he decided to ghost me and i have become more attracted to women
>>153740205good for you
>>153740167bet you would kiss everyone when drunk
>>153740210jajajaj
>>153740210idk i used to be happymaybe f1 will help me cope
>>153740205Every Brazilian I met has been gay for some reason
im having fun, maybe i stay up for the fps, dont get me wrong, i still i dont want to i dont want to, but you are fun>>153740223kissless incel
Every single team Alonso has joined has turned to shit
>>153740172I wonder how long hes going to be team boss on site. Just seems like a bat fit with how he always seemed to not like talking to the media much, but now its part of the job.
Aston Martin insiders reporting that Adrian Newey has spent the last few months locked in a small room, constantly gooning to ASMR scat porn and refusing meals
>>153740247Maybe you're just really sexy
>>153740247stop going to gay clubs in rio
>>153740460why isnt he making his peace with it?
>>153738898
life is pathetic
>>153737236Isn't their party now literally led by a black woman that's as dark as Hamilton's PR handler?
>>153740578If only there were some way to check
>>153740167He's a top 3 poster. Possibly the best.
>>153740247Peter Mandelson is that you?
>>153740460
>>153739514>>153740460
>>153738327Agreed. Reliability has been far too good in the past few seasons. If an engine isn’t exploding every few races, they’re not running them hard enough.
>>153740747why is why wehn you're prospecting you dig 1x4 in each cardinal direction in addition to the borehole you're making for yourself so you don't miss out on those side pockets
>>153739827
>>153738544>who are these bitchesRandom Bri’ish fujos.>and how do they get vip ticketsWealthy relatives.
>>153736426This time its sorted by their Constructor Championship ?
>>153740948last season aswell
>Alonso will get electrocuted by Honda again, lose his memory again, and repeat the cycle of feeling like a teen ready to take on the world until he dies
the weak should fear the ultras
>>153741025lol, by team caddy is top 1, why?
>>153741065boomers need more time to process the information on screen
>>153741065it's not that hard to put two and two together
>>153741065USA sport now
>>153741065united states of israel
>>153741078ok>>153741080ok>>153741083ok>>153741093ok
>>153740167thanks dude, at least that way i could have someone to talk about f1. Im the only one who watches it
>>153741123>I'm ok
beware the dropbear
>>153741185>>153741185>>153741185
Lewis seems like a decent guy who wants to spread good vibes:>there was a period when Lewis Hamilton, one of the greatest drivers of all time, seemed cut from an almost unrecognisable cloth. The confidence, humour and calm assurance in his own abilities had been stripped away>“I lost sight for a second of who I was,” he said. “That person’s gone, you won’t see that person again. It was just something that built up over a period of time. And I think it’s normal. Lots of people have that at some point through their lives. It’s important you pick yourself back up and you evaluate where you’ve been and come back with that positive mental frame of mind.”https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/mar/05/lewis-hamilton-ferrari-reboot-f1-australian-grand-prixBut of course there are a few racist incels in this thread who seethe about his existence
>>153741191you're a faggothamilkek is a faggot
>>153741191That "person" was false confidence created by a unbeatable rocketship of a car for 7 years straight.
>>153744114>>153744114>>153744114>>153744114
>>153741189
>>153750207byee~!
