thursday (05/03)>LIBERTADORES21:30 | Juventud de Las Piedras x Independiente Medellín>SUDAMERICANA19:00 | Boston River x Racing de Montevideo19:00 | Nacional Asunción x Recoleta FC21:30 | América de Cali x Atlético Bucaramanga21:30 | Cienciano x Melgar23:00 | Orense SC x Macará>COPA DO BRASIL16:00 | Trem x Fluminense-PI19:00 | Desportiva Ferroviária x Sport Recife19:00 | Portuguesa-RJ x Maracanã21:30 | Juventude x Guaporé FC21:30 | Santa Cruz x Sousa ECsexday (06/03)>GAUCHÃO20:00 | Novo Hamburgo x São LuizUTC-3/[localtime]argentinos eat cats on their asadosprevious: >>153724014
manga ñembosarái
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>>153736783GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>>153736783is Mauricio there?
>>153736974Mauricio's parents are paraguayans o algo so he just had to complete some paperwork.
>Gustavo Marques, do Bragantino, é suspenso por 12 jogos por fala machista contra árbitraYou can't say bad stuff about women, because you can't
>>153737123based, we need more female refs so we can send here during the matches
>>153736974It surprises me that more br players don't ended up doing something similar. Players like Marlon Freitas. A bunch of second tier players with 0% chance of being called in for the BR national team might have some chance in others national teams.
>says bad controversial thing>"heh heckin ZAZED">get punished for saying bad controversial thing>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW HECKIN DARE THEM THIS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AAAAAAAAAA INFANTINO SAVE ME"this has been copalib for the last 5 years
this will be one of the worst years of fuchibol, probably the worst
>>153737232Then glad it doesn't count
so what is the status of this thread? best or worst in history?
how crazy would be if cbf dumped ancelotti and brought filipe luis?besides being a great coach, the guy is brazilian, goddamit
>>153737232>he still believes there will be any futchibol this yearkek
>>1537372671. Its not the fist non brazilian coach2. the world cup will start in less than 3 months
>>153737267xaud would be impeached immediately
>>153737267Describe Ancelotti's and Filipe Luís's styles of football and coaching. What would the latter contribute that the current manager does not?
>>153737316Both are frauds, give the job to me and i would ajeitate the team in a week
>Leonardo Jardim, sobre ter dito que só treinaria o Cruzeiro no Brasil: “Foram palavras sentidas, eu me sentia muito bem em BH. Fui emotivo, porque acreditava num projeto a longo prazo. Fui ingênuo também. Mas agora sou treinador do Flamengo, o 'capítulo Cruzeiro' passou.”
>>153737232Every year is worse than the previous one
>>153737232unless we win the world cup again then it'll be kino
>>153737123>grown ass men doing tantrums
>>153737354my ex when we made the most intense sex in January, broke up in April and she was dating again in june
>most intense sex>missionary>with socks on>lights off
>>153736696Finally a good BR edition
>>153737512the gordiña will only do cowgirl or doggyI want missionary but she won't have it
>>153736696
>>153737512>socks on in summerCrazy pervert
Milan fan here: Is andre from corinthians really good or just another paqueta?
>>153737589
>>153737624They're all frauds
90% of people here are brazilians with vpn
>most intense sex
>>153737682
>>1537376823 billion people were watching this live
>>153737751I wasnt one of them, was only made aware of the moment days later in school
>>153737760damn you're so cool and aloof
>>153737760Isso é o cara que treina na bibliocheca
We should all aspire to become better than we were yesterday. But not today. I'm not gonna do anything today
>>153737720Kek, bodied that freak.
>>153737791No i was like 9
>>153737232No that was 2004
>>153737267>great coachlol put him at vasco and we'll see if he's a great coach
>be filipinho>have like 3 options in every position that would walk into the starters of 18/20 basuleirão teams>still pulls a sticker>subs in arraxca or pedro (he started burro Henrique again) >they win him the match>arena sportv: o filipe luis malha na biblioteca
>filipinhoWhat's next, tailandinho?
>>153738010>coach is only good if he wins libertadores/champions league/copa do mundo with u14 of santa cruzthis argument already has been debunked
>>153737297>the world cup will start in less than 3 monthsyeah and? It's not like ancelotti has given the team a signature. we don't even know who are thre starters. will neymar be convocated? vini plays along with raphinha? we. don't. know.bring filipinho already
Why is the coach that gets fired if the team that loses? Shouldn't they all be fired?
They should be shot instead of fired.
>>153738010By this logic, Guardiola sucks.
I can't take modern football. It's too boring with women and gays commenting/narrating/coaching/supporting
>>153738309
so edgyI'm sure you have the courage to say it out loud irl
>>153738326I just said it
>bragantino's nigger chud got suspended for 12 games for hate speechbased!
>>153737297It is the first non brazilian coach. The others directed the team in friendlies. And it is the first one in a world cupI dont like you
>>153738387We got coached by an argentinian and a portuguese once>IT DIDNT HECKIN COUNT!!!!! IT WAS MUH FRIENDLIERINOSWe are going to kill you
>anceotti is better than filipe luis because... filipe coaching real madrid with cristiano ronaldo and great cast would buttfuck the old pisser
>>153738271Its always the managers fault chud
I'm watching hbo's girls and it's like one of the best shows I've ever seen? wtf
>>153738431When you go to the bathroom a cylindrical object pass through your anus. Does it count
>>153738172lolMongolinho
Filipinho is an arraxcababbyArraxca contributed directly to 45 goals of mengazzo and probably other 30 just by being on the pitchHe even played an injured arrascaeta in the later stage of the season because throughout the year he couldn't figure it out how to play without him, he missed this chapter during his Eurosemenslurping III courseFlamengo got the best squad in the continent and barely scraped a win vs shitter like Estudiantes and Racing, resorting to all sorts of anti fulbo
>>153737682Oscar saved some dignity for the locals.
Hobo girls?
>>153738653it's easy saying this nowdon't remember any hiss on filipe last year. people were almost killing bap to renew filipe's contractfuck you
I am still not convinced it was neymar. Why did he have a towel on his face?
You can tell that most blueflags of this general are dead because not a single snarky comment was made about the being coached by an argentinian factoid
I’m really enjoying brazuca twitter lately
This nurse was fired for laughing at "neymar" in 2014You can't say bad stuff about men, because you can't
>>153738703That's hulk's neck
>>153738768
>>153738787Colombian neckzilla
NE-NE-NEYMAR IS DEAD???????
imagine this guy scoring a goal against River Plate, all the milipis watching him celebrating by dancing some samba at corner. oh my science
>>153738740This happens at every concurso publico btw
>>153739058Meio bilhão de guaraníes
palmeiras wont play against pleichi in the foreseeable future
>2 hours meeting at company where im about to get fired
>>153739102welcome to vasco
>hot middle aged coworker is crying because of an undeserved esporrofirst day? anyway, I'll bring a docinho for her tomorrow
>"craqui" Neto says Palmeiras was "mediocre" against novorizontinoKek, the copium
Abel cohn ferreira 3 rulesDefend ! Defend! Defend!Never recognize a mistakeAlways claim you wrre robbed
Prediction Juventud 1x2 independiente medellin
>>153740621wtf that's just like el estado maligno de israel
>>153739064and then they give you the license.>>153740717palmeiras also do black flag attacks?
One of the best threads ever
>>153738090>pedroHe hasn't played first division football in months.
Yo me voy para la captchaCon la orquestra y con la banda
>argentinians trying to speak brazilian: *random monkey noises*>brazilian trying to speak argentinian: *the most refined brazilian you'll ever meet*Really makes you think.
Just the two of usWe can make it if we try Just the two of us (just the two of us)Just the two of usBuilding castles in the skyJust the two of usYou and i
I love women so much
>>153740134"craque" neto never recovered from this
>>153737589I only remove my socks while taking a shower.
>>153741216We used to stone people to death for saying stuff like this
>>153741157That's crazy bro
>>153741216The last time I put on socks was two years agoWe are Ying and Yang
>>153738309Good thing that in some places, they are turning the TV on Xsports
>mass post deletion in older thread brought it back from the bump limit
>>153741235I feel naked when I don't wear socks. Also, most of time I wear Futsal shoes inside my house.Yep, I'm not normal
el chiqui freestyling on the boludao league again
whos that pokemon
>compro fones Bluetooth >vivem caindo da orelha>troco as borrachinhas por maiores >continuam caindo do ouvido>troco por menores>continuam caindo>compro outras>continuam caindo>enfio os fones numa gaveta e largo lá por pura raiva>hoje preciso dos fones>coloco e eles caem >tento usar sem borrachinha nenhuma>não caem maisA raiva as vezes não te deixa pensar direito. Pau no cu do Palmeiras
Just get wired ones bro, they stop working in 2 months but atleast they dont run out of energy
>>153741407>they stop working in 2 monthsstop buying the ones that cost 10 reais
>>153741482Not even the expensive ones last that long im fraidIm hearing music 24/7 so i dont really expect them to last doe
>>153741500they do, you're a literal gorilla if they don't last on you
alan lescano welcome to boca
>>153741369i got edifier ones and they're great, also cheap under 200
las tres personas mas influyentes del mundo en una sola foto, messi, trump y falcon
>>153741506You are going to feel a pain in your chest in 3 days
It sucks how the small Uwuguayan teams cant play their Copalib/Sudamericana games at their actual stadiums
>>153741565>messi's hand is smaller than trump's
>>153741715You know what they say about a man's hand size...
>>153741726it determines how many beans you can fit into it
>>153741597the bluetooth headphones are the one that gives you cancer, primate buddy
jajajaja que pendejada
You ever ask yourself: how much this truly means?Well, here's the answer
>>153741819>your team will never make you this happy
>the city of racing (mugrevideo)
>>153741819Toxoplasmosis is no joke
>>153738653We know
>>153741819Internet culture fucked me upI saw that and thought >someone has to make a basedjak out of this
>>153741819pelé arriving in hell:
>>153741819you cursed yourself
>>153741884I thought the same fucking thing and then felt bad for laughing about it. I hate everything.
>>153741949I didn't feel bad for laughing, so I'm even more fucked upkekarooo
>ayo bruh I'm so fucked up you don't wanna mess with me vamos ferro btwDo zoomers really?
fuck a.nal
>>153741987i was cringing so hard
>>153741819How do I avoid having a kid like this
>>153742023Have good genes and make sure the mother of your child is taking her vitamins.
>>153742023be a good person, if you're a bad person God will curse your offspring with an unconditional love for Central or Guarani or Cuguloso
>>153742023don't use bluetooth headphones and make sure you and the child's mother didn't get vaxxed
>>153741741Im advocating for wired you deranged schizophrenic This is why yo mama sold you to the mafia
>vaxxed>2026Your flag is green, not blue and red, you already had 37 different vaccines applied to you before you were even sentient, stop with this meme
>>153742055I moved all the furniture of your house 1mm to the right just to make you hit your toe
The First Brazilian knight Sir Fartalot
>>153742074Wikipedia article or didnt happen
>asked for his opinion of the match>expresses his opinion about the match>receives a 30k fine for stating his opinion?????
>>153742067>why won't you take the experimental covid vaccine and all of the boosters proven to have health effects? you already took the malaria vaccine, silly!impeccable logic by the vaxtard
>asked to give a opinion about politician>expresses his opinion that he wants to kill him and do several terroristic attacks>gets jailed for stating his opinionWho could EVER see this coming
>>153742093he looks like he struggled a lot in math classes
>>153742096What experimental vaccine you fucking baboon, the pandemic was 5 years ago, that shit is not experimental anymore.
I want to murder lula and bomb every standing building in Brasília
Let's go youngsters from the stones we gotta win tonight
>>153742115you took the vaccine then or now?thanks for beta testing btw
>>153742117relax bro we're only 3 hours away from sex day
>>153742115The "acshually" of these dishonest fucking retards is always a good reminder that there is no point in lowering yourself to talk to them. Fucking idiot
>>153742117hi fed! working late today?
>>153742117night shift again, agente Pereira?
>>153742127Are you going back to the past with your child for then to take the vaccine?>>153742133YWNBAY (you will never be a yank)
GeeGeez
>>153742122>we100% mufated already. Hope they fare well in sulamericana
>>153742117Please tell me more
>>153742135>>153742143>>153742183>muh fedsenjoying your bunker in tel aviv?
The ABIN agents glow in the dark you can see them while you are driving
>>153742195your time will come
>>153742188>>153742208>t.
>the feds are monitoring copalib Time to on topic post to bore them then
But i hate football
>>153742188you wont do shit, pussy
>>153742230Watch EC Juventude destroy DIM. You will fall in love with soccy all over again.
>>153742230Based fed
worst thread ever btw
Here comes the fed doo-doo-dooHere comes the fedAnd I say, "It's all right"Little darlin'It's been a long, cold, lonely winterLittle darlin'It feels like years since it's been hereHere comes the fed doo-doo-dooHere comes the fedAnd i say
Nuke BrasíliaNuke CubaNuke VenezuelaNuke BoliviaNuke Amerikkka, repeatedlyNuke Israelsimple as
>>153742248So far, son.Worst thread so far.
>>153742275You guys say this everytime and you are only correct 40% of the times
>>153742023Just don't fuck your prima, it's that easy.
Despite being 13% of the total participants, brazil wins copalib 50% of the times.
>>153742319What does this tell about society?
fucking primas de segundo grau is safe actuallysisterfucking is the problem that ended the hapsburgs
>>153742346That's what they want you to believe My sonnephew is going be a pure blood
>>153742262Cum together, right now, over me :)
The DIM and Juventud game is shit
in the age of contraception, incest should be accepted by society, there is NO logical argument against sibling loveremember, love wins
are my irmaos ok?
>>153742432
>>153741565do you think growth hormones gave messi a massive voluptuous dick?
>>153742432didn't know that neymar posted in /copalib/
>drumpf said messi is better than peleits literally over
>>153742599Aight maybe Iran can burn idc.
>>153742599he's mufating us
>>153742437>>153742452>>153742516no heterosexual couple aren't having children anyway, what's the difference, really?>butlove is love.
>>153742623t. Alberto Eisenstein
>>153742599nowadays huezilians care more about politics than fuchibola so its irrelevant
>>153742680new índio moroncho map dropped
>>153742680brazilians you disappoint meuzbekistan secretly based???
question urgayans, is it true that espn is making you listen the colombian commentators in juventud dim?
>>153742680Lies. We care more about BBB
>>153742680we used to be a real countrythe big jesus in rio just shed a tear
listening to congolombians is crazy
me gustaria el descanso etierno de los muertos
sexo con gordos
>>153742745kek but true
it's socially accepted (and even encouraged) to fuck this >>153742993but your beautiful sister? nooo people will frown at you
the death of power/heavy metal was terrible for the human race, before isolated fat fucks with long hair and girlish voice could release their anger in the corniest bands ever, now they tranny out of life; thank god pretentious autists still have prog
>>153743109but when I post heavy metal webms people call me fedpussies
>>153743109Wtf, I was literally talking to my barber about this today, he said those angry white boys have no outlet so now they turn to becoming trannies and committing shootings.
>>153743109How and when did it die
>>153742745so its gran irmao > iran > fulbowhere does sexo with primas stand there
>>153743233Nobody looks it up online, you just do it
>>153743216it died when we stopped harassing poser girls wearing band tees purely for fashion
JUVENTUDE JUVENTUDE JUVENTUDE
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DIM this team can never do anything right
>el chikANO
>>153742599BRASILERO BRASILERO
so we have "brasilero que amargado se te ve" and "brasil decime que se siente", what do 'zillians chant when they play us?
>>153743404we dont think about you at all desu
What the fuck is up with the new ai porn ad banners gookmoot This is a blue board
>>153743404FIU FIU FIU EUUUUU SOU BRASILEIROOOO COM MUITO ORGULHOOOO COM MUITO AMOOOR OOOBRASIL FIU FIU BRASIL
>>153743451O gueto, a rua, a féEu vou andando a pé pela cidade bonitaO toque do afroxé e a força de onde vemNinguém explica (ela é bonita)O gueto, a rua, a féEu vou andando a pé pela cidade bonitaO toque do afroxé e a força de onde vemNinguém explica, ela é bonitaUô ô verdadeiro amorUô ô você vai onde eu vouUô ô verdadeiro amorUô ô você vai onde eu vouNão diga que não me querNão diga que não quer maisEu sou o silêncio da noiteO sol da manhãMil voltas o mundo temMas tem um ponto finalEu sou o primeiro que cantaEu sou o carnaval
slowly turning into one of the best threads ever
>>153743493I never heard this
>>153743493Too many words for a football chant
holy save
just sing whatever but in the rhythm of the popeye theme
>>153743598your brazilian citizenship should be revoked asap
>>153743530bros why did Romario punched him?
Vitoria Bahia Saturday Will there be murderball?
this sure is one of the threads of all time
time to bad bunymaxx ey
>>153743419but you do>>153743451little bit zesty
chocapinto plays tomorrow
When brazilians play against us they are too busy twirling their hair and blushing to sing anything.
>>>milgarsh
I'm addicted to LinkedIn games. I'm on a 54 day strike
>çanta cruz
>>153744098>Saint CrossSince when the cross is a saint?
Recoleta won
Tell me your most controversial opinion, copalib. Mine is: pears are better than apples.
>>153744119Since Jesus used it to free us from sinlike if you cried #amen
>>153744150I hate people that play linkedin games, and anyone with a streak longer than a week doesn't deserve human rights.
>>153744221I'm aiming for 1000 consecutive days
Why would a place where you look for jobs offer video games to divert you from your goal Is this like some twisted realismo mágico thing
>>153744221>linkedin gamesi hate being a wagie so much, time to do some consurso
>>153742115every pharmaceutical product is basically experimental if it's younger than like 50 years old
>>153744150Pineapple pizza best pizza
Who would win?
>>153743022What's poppin Neymar
>>153744449>juventude>1913
>>153744430Aw hell nah
pineapple bbq is good but I'm at risk of being called gallina for that
>>153744150The people living in undisturbed tribes are really the ones living the dream.
chicken chimp
>>153744699you should try it before talking
>>153744579
>Trump said Suarez is Brazilianbased Cisplatina enjoyer
>>153744725that's me
>>153744740chupa na piroca fdp
fulbooooooooo
>>153744740I hear Montevidéu is the most beautiful city in Brazil...
>>153744852It's Botucatu actually
Why does my cousin follow a literal prostitute on insta
>>153745003he's high test
>>153745003my cousin literally replies to gay porn on his twitter account with his full name and picture.I put his name into the twitter search bar a few years ago and that's how I found out he's gay lmao I assume his twitter still exists, but I haven't checked it in years because I'm scared of what else I'll find
>>153745165the correct thing to do is to let him know without judging, did you do it?
los chikANOS are always posting stupid shit, everytime you see a usa flag it's always the most retarded post ever, never fail
>>153745231No of course not, I don't want him to know that I technically social media stalked him& He already has a boyfriend so his LGTVness is not a secret anymore
>>153745240Sorry for party rocking
I saw a bunch of hentai open in my cousin's phone once and I confronted her about it but she got mad I looked at her phone
I just saw a video of a pajeet eating the brain of another pajeet... wtf is wrong with them
No you did not
>>153746524Yes I did you fat retard. I saw it on bestgore.
you got a nasty farthow can I even denyyou got a stinky fartso stinky I can not feel the fireand you keep telling metelling me that you won't cheatand the cops will never beat my assas long as I'm not racist rice and beansand they still feel all so wasted on Pelérice and beansand they still feel all so wasted on Pelé
Reaching that point of learning a language where im slowly beginning to regret ever learning it, first it was english now this time is with spanish and getting assaulted with the worst fucking posts i ever seen on my timeline in that language
It's settledVERDAZZO COLOSSAL mentioned
>>153747900Everytime trump props up a foreign politician they lose the electionNational humiliation incoming for Palmerda
bom chia copalib
>>153748309bom chia
Necesito 37 refuerzos
Stop letting mc caco and blue F(l)AGS bake the breads, they've been embarassing copalib unrelated
Mewgenics and Slay the Spire 2 are ruining my life
I can ruin my own life, thank you
Argentina will redeem this libertadores
>>153748695lanus wins it
Diego would never...
Pelé would
And that’s ok
>>153748828Messi no...
>>153748828diego would blow off the cock of anyone that gave him coke money
>>153748828Messi is the opposite of Diego
>kukardos on twitter and tv getting mad at pessi and bringing le diego and cuba oh no no no no
>>153748876does uruguay get kukas too?
>>153748309bom chia amigoservido?
>>153748959I would eat that
>>153748828Maradona >>>>>> pessi
>>153748959pizza needs a flat surface. Otherwise you are keeping the heat out
oh nonononoo trikaschizo on suicide watch
>>153749119ooh la la mr. flat surface guyi bet your kitchen utensils aren't even 30 years old
>>153749256that's silly everybody knows they haven't made any utensils since the 90s
Se dentro de campo o São Paulo só passa vergonha, fora dele as coisas estão bem diferentes: o Trikas ganhou um prêmio internacional de marketing com a camiseta 633.Lançada em 2008, a camiseta comemorava o sexto título brasileiro e fazia referência às 3 conquistas da Libertadores e do Mundial. Por isso, os números 633.Como de lá para cá nada mudou, a antiga peça continua absolutamente atual, fato que rendeu o prêmio ao clube.“Trata-se de camiseta retrô, mas ao mesmo tempo atual. Estamos falando de um projeto genial”, disse o marqueteiro Afonso Berano.Inclusive, pela organização do São Paulo, a previsão é que a camisa se mantenha eternamente atual.
Daniel Vorcaro had a football zapzap group He's just like me, except copalib is my zapzap group
>>153749342The three women look like the same person (and also AI generated generic blondes)
>>153749363Like I said, he's just like me
what the fuck is zapzap
>he doesn't zap
>>153749388
Brazilbros, young prospect Jlingz is joining Corinthians. Your thoughts?
He has potential. Maybe if he plays well someday he can move to a bigger club I. Europe or the US
>>153749441Corinthians is retarded and I'm laughing
>>153749441I find it hilarious
>>153749342What about his messages with one of his girlfriends
don't know m8 gonna ask in the zapzap group
>>153749460I hope so! I could see an EPL team pulling the trigger if he does well!>>153749500>>153749503He unironically has had good numbers in his recent clubs. Might even be better than memepiss!
>>153749508And we all thought Neymar was cringe
>>153749342we need a communist revolution asap, these retards are swimming in money and pussy, having huge orgies with 80 girls while i'm here shitposting. i'm ready to die so the next generation won't have to watch their women get used by criminals and bankers (another type of criminals)
>>153749527I unironically know a football agent who manages is Brs in Europe but also went to Neymar parties. He was always drunk and had the kind of parties the post below describes.>>153749565My brother in Christ, once you live through communism you realize the same ((Bankers)) are the people who are in charge and it's MUCH worse. Two sides of the same shekel
>>153749565is alan TI monique alfradique??wtf
>>153749388the good old atzap
>>153749633yes that's my nigga alan ti
>>153743404You're not our rival, try Uruguay.I can only remember that one, it's not really a song."O Di Maria, o Mascherano, o Messi tchau, Messi tchau, Messi tchau, tchau, tchau. E o argentino está chorando e essa Copa eu vou ganhar
>>153749655no, I'm kinda shaking rnvorcaro pegava monique alfradique? wtf is going onand WHY on earth would she be the amante?
>>153749565As if communist high ranking party officials wouldnt do the sameGet a grip
>>1537496871- All women are sluts2- He's a billionaire
How is my River doing? Winning Copa?
>>153749730Just got Coudet as the new managerwe will see
>>153749752Seems like a good get.
>>153749698you might be a zoomer to not to care about monique alfradique. she was like one of the first crushes of everyone back in the daygod damn motherfucking vocaro
>>153749768I wish I was, unfortunately I am 34 years old
>>153749752>2026>coudet
>>153749775>>153749768she's mid with fake tits
>>153749768>>153749775the kinda girl you jerk off too but she isn't supposed to be a crush that's reserved for some ethereal beauty
>>153749813yeah, modern times are destroying everthing, but in mid 2000, like 2005, we only had tv and pretty girls only appeared in this media. and she was very pretty when was younger, every guy's dream in conversations in schoolin a higher level, but it's like finding out this guy is dating britney spears or lindsay lohan - I don't know - and they are after him
>>153749766
business idea: 1st, 3rd, 5th, 7th place -- libertadores2nd, 4th, 6th, 8th -- sudakino9th, 10th -- mario party challenge, winner replaces 3th place in libertadores11th -- wins right to celebrate pizza parties every friday3rd after being replaced -- relegation cuadrangulares with 12th, 13th, 14th and 20th place
Business idea: get a million people to give me a dollarWith one million dollars I give one thousand to everyone that previously gave me money
>>153749965>1st, 3rd, place libertadores>2nd, 4th sudakinoWriting from tel aviv or something?
Humanitarian idea:Remove all redwhiteblue flags.
if you guys see the buffet price of the japanese restaurant my girls wants to go today...
>>153750004Better be the sushi restaurant that's inside MorumBis
>>153749998I'm trying to think of a country with those colors that aren't inssuferable faggots but I can't think of one
>>153750020I WISH
>>153750034Paraguay but we can annex them before operation COLGATE (FROM THIS ONE) begins.
>3rd place to sudakinothis got to be the stupidest idea ever. BR teams will all go bankrup in the near future when betting scams became illegal, bear in mind that every team in the First Division is sponsored by a betting website.
>>153750034paraguayans are not actually that bad in my experience
DE NO CREER, EL RACING DE COSTAS SIGUE TORCIDO, SUMADO AL BAJO RENDIMIENTO QUE EL EQUIPO DE AVELLANEDA HA TENIDO ESTE AÑO, SE LE SUMAN NUEVOS PROBLEMAS, SOSA Y MARTIRENA EN CONFLICTO CON LA DIRECTIVA, MILITO NO QUIERE SUBIRLES EL SUELDO PERO SIGUEN RECHAZANDO OFERTAS POR ELLOS DESDE EQUIPOS DE BRASIL, SE VIENEN DIAS CLAVES
>>153750119why didn't they go bankrupt before bets then?
Paraguayans are terrible in my experience
>>153750161Why did she put shorts on her head?
>Brazil vs Panamá at Maracanã before WC
based coxaschizo
>poolistas are all faveladosKEK
who you guys got?>vasco
>>153748876>he mudatedKWAB
>>153748835>>153748840Stop defying his legacy
>>153750501Weakest bombos 1/2 I've seen in years
>>153750501I think Olimpia are winning this
we can get Portuguesa (Biscoito) vs Portuguesa (Bolacha) at CdB
>coworkers talking about Vasco at online meeting>50 people watching
We have people that work at vasco on copapib?
>finally meet the next door neighbor hot milf>immediatly begin an affair fuck my life, I'm at a worse state than gimenez
>>153750868The name of the milf? Alberto EinsteinAnd then everyone clapped
>>153750718I know people who work or have worked there.
Not everyone, i didnt clap.
There are saguis in my front yard
sentiu
There are bugs under your skin
look at that4 brazilian posts in a row
>>153750998Please clap
>>153751038I will think about it, until then you can say "and then everyone BUT THAT ANON clapped"
Why are ALL Curinthianos like this?>>153736696
guys, the bad thing about cheating, is that you can never come back from this life. even if you don't cheat anymore, there's always that voice that says that you could do it if you wanted, and it makes your relationships shallow
>>153751275You might be schizophrenic
Yes coritianos like motocicletas, we already know this
And then everyone clapped, except that monkey with the Vasco jersey sitting in the corner.
>>153751285that's also true
Sentiu
Most people don't cheat just because they never get the chancePlus, having 3 partners in a year is really not that different from cheating even if you think the current one is "the one".
I have a feeling you guys arent talking about cheating in football
>>153751583I have my first girlfriend in my entire life for a month and I'm already thinking about other women what gives
>>153750004Why do women like sushi só much?
Zoomers can't do anything without asking the internet if what they are doing is okay.
>>153751992You'd do the same if you were raised during the peak of cancel culture years. Being recorded (you're constantly being recording nowadays) doing some normal as fuck thing can bite you in the ass if you ever piss off some random faggot/cunt with a following.
I only had one girlfriend and I cheated on her with a quarentona coworker
>>153751992Im going to nuke your house and rob you, is that ok?
>>153752051is kissing other people during carnaval cheating?
>>153752004essa mãe deve ser mais rodada que essa aqui >>153752051
stop yapping nigs, grau - cajamarca is about to start
Let's talk football
I refuse
>>153751829You weren't her first choice so treat yourself
>liga 1 te apuestomm peruviansis?
SE VA A LA BYA RIBERJUEGA CON PATRONATOFERRO, QUILMES Y EL BOCA DE CORRIENTES QUE HABLA EN GUARANÍ
>>153751992Most of them were raised by the internet and don't know basic stuff like talking or cleaning themselves
In Argentina instead of kissing random people in carnival. They exchange beans. This skyrockets the divorce rates up to 200% every summer
Rapaziada hoje tem botafogo e vasco pela serie b botafogo ta a 5 jogos sem perder o vasco só tem 1% de chance de subir pra serie a mas entra em campo com nene e o botafogo pra jogar sem o chay
>>153752807Vasco, like war, never changes.
>>153752705
>>153752915WTF is this real!?
>Lanus has more sudakinos than colombia
>>153752281of course you refuse, all you keep posting is offtopic bosta, fucking favelado
>>153752966You don't seem to be talking about La Serena - Unión La Calera either.
>>153752953>some random shitter club from argentina is way better than all of Colombia’s grandes except for analAnd fpc slop eaters dare to ask for more spots
>half of Culombia and a third of us don't have coworkersyou liars
>>153753257Is uber counted as self employment?
>>153753257>"self-employment"
>>153753257You can be "legally" self-employed but work as an agent for a bigger company making you work around other agents, aka your coworkers.Basically all of the media is "self-employed" here.
>>153753298merdestinos subhumans
>>153753257I was theoretically independent, but I was working for a company
>>153753386>herança paulistameu pau é o caminhão, teu cu é a pista
>>153753298>be tiazinha do cuscuz>make 2-3k per month selling cuscuz in a barraquinha>this doesn't count because it's not a atacadão slave job
>>153753386>>153753298Both of these posts were made by someone that is unemployed by the way
You cannot reasonably live with just bolsa familia, most of these people are employed but not with a carteira de trabalho>B-B-B-B-BUT You are just a chud that wants to blame someone else for you being a failure, go back to /bra/
Until Madrid scores
Based messi and Argentina bending the knee to God Emperor trump and making chicanos and Mexicans seethe (Brazilian BRICS commies seething too)
Worst posts in all history of copalib and not a taint of green on them #noooooticing
Ok, mr obvious
>>153753296No. is more like being a serf. a techno serf.Same with youtubers, onlyfans sluts, rappi, influencers etc etc, they work for technofeudos. Most of them owned by you know who btw.
Yellow is the new green
Life was better under feudalism tho
>>153753612Here you have to register an "unipersonal" company to work as uber.
Why does IG keep recommending this to me. this is insulting to my intelligence
Go Iran My CumDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFDEATH TO CENI
>>153753619>t. Pedrinho da Silva II de Orleans e Bragança
>>153752191
>>153753619>duke noticed i looked at his wife's ass for to long>spend life being tortured in a dungeon>no bidet in the dungeonlol no
>san pablo has more mundiales than uruguay
What are fans of this team like?
>>153753386
>>>/int/bra
>>153753612He knows
>>153753386paulistas love eachother
>>153753712Maybe the most false image of all history, the only thing stopping fans of these teams to go to war with eachother is that they live in the same place
>>153753676Literal boomers and a few hipsters who like the colors of the shirtThis team shouldn't exist, decimate them.
>>153753636you are avoiding the two biggest names, coward.
Man, these LinkedIn games are so much fun
>>153753676I dont know but we have one schizo here that hates them for some reason
>>153753636Stop breaking your promise, stay in your containment thread
>LinkedIn gamesdo coworkers really
>>153753759DEATH TO MILLOSDEATH TO CERRO
>>153753759VAMOS RIESTRAVIVA BARRACAS
>>153753777Checked.
>>153753764>for some reason>A existência da edição do estadual de 1925 é controversa. Embora a Federação Mineira de Futebol atualmente liste esse campeonato como tendo sido vencido pelo América, documento da própria Federação publicado no jornal Estado de Minas em 16 de janeiro de 1931 dava notícia de que o campeonato de 1925 havia sido cancelado: "O campeonato de 1925, do qual poucos jogos se realizaram foi considerado inexistente para todos os effeitos em reunião conjuncta da directoria da Liga, com os presidentes dos clubs interessados (Acta de 18 de dezembro de 1925). Conforme o Link abaixo, a FMF homologou oficialmente este título em 2012".Their greatest glory, a 10 title streak in the amateur age is a farse. Face it: This club shouldn't exist
>>153753777Seething
From what I've noticed people don't understand 'feudalism" much more than they understand "capitalism".
>>153753959>people don't understand complex conceptsMore at 9pm
>anon my friend is pregnant look how big her belly is!
>>153753966Who hurt you
>>153753985A woman, as always
What are the odds of your team winning the league this season.
>>153754086Zero
remember to watch us playing against USA in baseball mundialito later on
GOLAAAAAAAAAAZO DE MIJOS VERGANAL LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE HDPS
>>153754286Hijueputas**
>>153754286Puskas award contender for sure, paisas still seething.
i still can't believe this shit happened
Even Vorcaro was being ghosted by thots
When was the last time /copalib/ got some vocaroo OC?
>>153753386>>153753298based
>>153754286The goalie faling into the net is the cherry on top
>>153754686Reminder that he might also go to the WC.
Brazilian série D groupswho you got?
>>153753831I love this woman so much
>>153754853Brasiliense
>>153754853For its 3
>>153754853For me, it's Manaos FCFACBETIMand Marica
>>153754853Flumibros?
>>153754897You should only love Jesus
>Justiça do RJ determina prisão do goleiro Bruno por descumprimento de condicionallol, lmao even
>>153754853Quadruple camisating Fluminense-AC, Fluminense-PI, CSE and Blumenau.
What happened to the fulbo today?
>>153755183They day that futbol died
my tummy hurts
Just fart it out bro.
>>153754853Idk but I'm rooting for Nacional-AM, Brasiliense, Moto Clube, America de Natal, and Operario-MS
>>153754897In another life we are husband and wife...
>>153755183Naciomal is losing to some congolombians tonight. In this weird futbol with the hands tournament.
>>153755341That's fustal. You can see because it they're playing in a court.
>>153755341>losing>post pic literal winninguruguayans posters here aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, besides me
>>153755428Didn't say currently.They're gonna lose by the end.
Columbia and Brazil are currently playing in the world cup. The baseball world cupAnondo, you are watching the baseball world cup, right?
we are here>>153754756>>153754756
Tldr on that tournament? The baseball oneWho are we rooting for
>>153754318>tfw naciste mal...
>>153755675We managed to score once
Figueirense is dying and no one fucking cares
>>153756531That makes me happy
i'm never watching baseball again, it makes watching Abel Lixeira and his eternal ball crossing enjoyable
>>153755334In another life im giver her a creampie while you watch
>>153756196West Indies of course
Bom mesmo é continuar com Avaí, aquele time desgraçado sem alma e sem vida, jogando a Série A com público de 3 mil pessoas, Avaí nunca revelou um jogador é o clube mais inútil que já vi, aquele escudo patético feito no paint e aquele Leão, pq um clube do litoral tem um Leão como mascote? É o neopentecostalismo puro sugando tudo que há de belo ao seu redor
>>153757705-t. figayra
Estão se aproximando cada vez mais!O Senado do Paraguai aprovou, na última quarta-feira (4), projeto de lei que autoriza o ingresso e a permanência de militares dos Estados Unidos em território paraguaio. A medida prevê que as tropas estadunidenses terão imunidade de diplomatas, podendo andar armadas, sem estarem sujeitas às leis paraguaias.O Acordo com o Governo dos Estados Unidos sobre o Estatuto das Forças Armadas (SOFA, na sigla em inglês) dá aos militares dos EUA benefícios de imigração, reconhecimento de licenças pessoais, uso de uniformes e a inclusão de equipamentos e materiais necessários para as operações das seções tributárias e aduaneiras, semelhantes aos reconhecidos internacionalmente para missões especiais e cooperação militar.Entre as imunidades estabelecidas, está o exercício da jurisdição penal dos Estados Unidos sobre seu pessoal militar por atos cometidos no cumprimento do dever.
>>153755445scoreboard?
This the biggest dinoguayan infighting since Penarol x Nacional of 300000 B.C.
figueirense tried to ruin Brasileirão 2016 when Palmeiras was about to win it by asking to CBF to anulated a match, fuck these retards literally paid by flamengo to ruin our title
Banheirao
Nigga has a grudge against figueirense
>>153757843i have a grudge against paraguai
>>153756437We scored 4 times :)
The Brazilian catcher is in full Mecha gear
>>153754286we don't say "la concha de tu madre".There should be a hidden reason why other people are always mentioning some mother's vagina.
>>1537582755
last time i went to colombia people were screaming la concha de tu madre gonorrea hijueputa in the street, it was crazy
>>153758663>i went to colombia people were screaming la concha de tu madreThis didn't happen
Culombians and Venecos don't speak in second person. They say "coño de la madre" instead of "concha de tu madre"
bake it motherfucker
>>153758749>"coño de la madre" lol what? we don't say that.
Please title the OP "lying Uruguayans"
def happened
Five runs is impressive for the hues but the amount of walks is dishonoraburuImagine scoring 2 goals and losing 2-4 on own goals and goalie blunders
please remind me of never watch baseball ever again >>153758663do girls actually say papi there?
>>153758846no, they say papasito que mas pues
Brazil about to be mercyruled at the very end of the game. Grimgrimgrim>>153758905This is correct
A FUCKING BALKEmbarrassing end
>>153759084>>153759084>>153759084
