>Lap:#8359>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153741185>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine: 0Aston Martin: 0Williams: 0Audi: 0Cadillac: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:FP2: 2 bongs 25 bingsFP1: Charles Leclerc (1:20.267), Lewis Hamilton (+0.469), Max Verstappen (+0.522)
Poorez
>JPM thinks that Mercedes is still sandbagging
asston fartin
good night lads
alpissbross...
Total Norris Death
Audi points on debut inshallah
>>153743911Hope we get more of her this season
>>153743885mt brothers... all left behind, and for what? my path has been a dark one
mans on a job in home clothes jp pls
amx
>>153743924>Alpine move to Merc just in time for them to become the 3rd quickest engine.
HAMILTON 8TH WDCWITH FERRARITOTAL F1 DEATH
Scuderia Ferrari 1-2>Scuderia Ferrari 1-2
as i said before, im in italy during the race, so im fearful im gonna hear all italians collectively commiting suicide when narb gets pole by over 2 seconds while leclerc gets outqualified by the goblin and ps3
Mercedes still has the best car, russell and antonelli are just shitters who don't know how to drive it yet and are waiting on their team to analyze what the other driers are doing so they can copy it
>>153743933BOOONDA
>>153743935honestly, I respect it
>>153743935It's really highlighting his man boobs.
ITS THE YEAR OF THE HORSE I CAN FEEL IT
>not emotionally ready for mershaydees sandbags coming off desu…owari da fampaitachi
>>153743952but hes not respecting me as the viewer
>>153743941>sounds of laughter reported in Viry-Chatillon
>>153743958>Forgetting there's more then one horse on the grid now
>>153743933
>>153743958Bottas gonna be having some PTSD episodes
LETS GO CHUCK SCHOOL THESE SHITTERS!!!! DAB ON THEM HOES!!!!!
there is a lack of alba
>>153743932>debutIt's Sauber, anon.Audi just had to make an engine that didn't breakSomething beyond Honda, it seems.
Real fans cant win, the netflix fags will defend the new regs the buyed out media aswellFuck this shit someone need to end their monopoly, fans too bitch ass to change anything
fp2 is tomorrow so ill watch it tomorrow
>Ferrari winsgreatest regulations change in history>Ferrari losesa disgrace, the death of this sportsimple as
I hate cg tyres btw. Someone post what they took from us.
>>153744005bought actually
>>153744013Travel the world, play phone games, have sex with the mechanic whore, sleep and get paid. He's actually winning.
>>153744028he looks traumatized
>schina gronprii
Speedtraps for FP1S1: Charles - 281Lewis - 279Max - 252S2:Charles - 304Lewis - 302Max - 298Finish line:Charles - 316Lewis - 312Max - 302RBbros I'm not feeling too good
>>153744040if only you knew
>>153744040He knows it's all downhill from here.
>>153744040wedding does that
>>153744040Of course, he married a mexican
>>153744052RB was hitting 342 in Bahrain on day one before they turned the wick down. All part of the plan.
>>153744052CHUCKERS?
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>they bought the mercedes sandbagsohnononoquali is going to be MWL era shit
>>153744040the 2 guy behind him are going to go deep on him, of course he looks traumatized
Who is the Alyssa liu of f1?
wearecheckingbros... what do we do now
>>153744092enough with the stinky raccoon
Dead bull
>>1537440922015 Ruth Buscombe.
Aston Shartin
>>153744101Don't be mean to panko
SIT ON MY FACE BERNIE
>>153744101I thought you like them stinky, Francois
they're going to kill alonso
>>153744092Oliver Bearman
>>153744083They cant finish last if they dont start at all
>>153744092>objectively worse than the champions who came before>inexplicably liked by hordes of zoomers for being quirky chungusI'm thinking Norris.Not sure if we have any drivers who have a father who bought eggs, implanted them in surrogate mothers, and then raised her and the other test tube babies on his own. But yeah, Land of Norizz
bernie collins and her big fat turd cuttin' ass
>>153744123you got it wrong, ramirez
Who's the Christian Horner of figure skating ?
>>153744144Probably Eteri Tutberidze.
>>153744138>who have a father who bought eggs, implanted them in surrogate mothers, and then raised her and the other test tube babies on his ownwtf?
>xe doesn't know about the rbr unterhund
>>153744040>>153744028
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
>>153744092Why the fuck do I keep hearing/seeing this person's name? Is it just because she's an underage Asian woman or something?
>>153744182zoomer are retarded, that's why
f3 quali
>>153744182Goonbait US figure skater and obviously all the gooners are simping.
im likely going to watch yt till i pass outgnhappy to watch fp1 with u
>>153744052Mercedes engine at full throat will make all three look like mobile chicanes
>Japan double headerkino>Honda is the biggest embarrassment right nowHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FShitter time
>>153744166
>>153744211>japanese driver lost his seat>japanese engine bururu car to deathnaze da...
>>153744191I'm a gooner and I'm not simping that ugly shitI have good taste (pic rel)
>>153744211Can we go to Motegi
yuki is finished
Fuji speedway with those engines
come on pooey shartscore some fucking laps
Damn... those are a lot of cars
What if they actually cooked and finish 1-2 in the race?
>>153744242doesn't fuji have like 1 actual braking zone, that being t1 and a mile long straight? they'd be slower than f3 over there
>>153744288More like 2 or 3 but yeah barely any.
it is over, blue twingo bros
>
>cooked
kwab
>>153744320
>>153744182>>153744191She thigh mogs everyone. Makes the Aston Martin mechanic look like an anorexic stick.
>buy your way into the cheat team in f3>crash during qualifyingKWAB
>Ugo Ugochukwu>Nandhavud Bhirombhakdiwtf kind of names are these?
more silly thai names
>>153744368>>153744371Tasanapol Inthraphuvasak still clears
>>153744288>>153744295yep, it will be an absolute shitshow
>>153744342All these wack-a-doo names really roll off the tongue, don't they?>UGOCHUKWUSeems like this guy was named by a cat walking on a keyboard at the hospital.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>153744368Then you just have a guy who sounds like he just came from the NORF f.c pub
Tuukka Taponen is fun to say
perkele perkoleinnen
>>153744423Took a tampon
CAM ON FREDDIE!!!!
ugougobros...
oh no ugochoco
The chad polystyrenethe virgin carbon fibre
It's time to let go
>>153744522time to apply to woolies, mr brad
>>153744522Bruh
Rumors suggest Fernando Alonso will take the Qualifying and the Race on his bike as it would be much faster than the car. #F1Breaking
>people are still saying merc is still sandbaggingwhat the FUCk is their problem?
Digits and Mercedes qualifies outside the top 5
>ALPAIN at the top in top speed>MERClol...mercedes is fucking ridiculous
Don't ask me how I know this but Red Bull are sandbagging.
Aston is sandbagging
>>153744587Why is Mercedes so slow?
Praying for a McLaren double DNF.
with the meme battery you can't really trust top speeds as much
>>153744732giga sandbagging, no memeing
>>153744563They were around for 2014, mr. tourist.
>>153744092
USA USA USA
>>153744778>that foot sizeWTF?
>>153744778>Getting titmogged by your boyfrienduh...
>>153744065I would marry a Mexican.
>>153744809lets see how the transition from Indy goes
>>153744811its the flatness really
>>153744811So he can break and accelerate with one foot and the other is on the DAS.
DELAYED
>>153744816don't, all mexicans are tortas or future tortas
Seeing those purple rings makes me miss them
herta gonna hurta himself
>slept through fp1this season isnt going well
HERTA DOOD
Oildrillerbros...
>>153744835yes, that's why you need to get a mix blood to get something good.
>>153744811Toe -> heel is same length as ankle -> knee.Checked with myself. I'm getting footmogged.
>>153744835They age better than Americans.
Speed trap
>>153744879>tf
>>153744906>ThinPost an American the same age as her.
Ritomo Miyata is the only current F2 driver born before the year 2000
RED FLAG RED FLAG
maori buyer has crashed
>no no no no>NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kek
kwab he's crying
>>153744920f1 related Danica is a decade older
>even the aston martin junior driver is p22
FUTURE RACING BVLLFUTURE KINGTHE NEXT AMX!!!!
KWABus maximus
>>153744879They ARE Americans retard.
>>153744950>Believes in lizard peopleYour picture had a cooked face. Danica has a cooked brain.Give me the English rose, thanks.
why does this zoomer brazillian speak like don corleone
>>153744954No they aren't
>>153744980pay respect to the lizard elders past, present, and future
>>153744980I feel bad for her. She had to be a beard for Aaron
>>153744994they're south americans
just wokeup, worth watching? grim status?
>>153745017Ferrari hype is real.
It's so not right for Toto to abuse tifosi like this
>>153745017mclaren dead, mercedes deadit's going to be ferrari vs red bull (hadjar isn't shit), we're eating good this year
>>153745017way better start by aston martin than i expected.both of their drivers are alive and breathing
>>153745035Hadjar is going to expose AMX pretty hard.Verstappen will retire after this season because he "lost interest" in the "boring cars" and wants to spend time with his new family and concentrate on his own racing team.aka. COPE.
>>153745035All Mercedes are sandbagging.
>>153744952I endorse this message
>>153744980have you at least heard her argument for lizard people or are you just saying "lol she believes in lizard peeples XD" because you want to be like all the cool redditors
Aston Shartin.
lol she believes in lizard peeples
I wonder how many races will it take Colton to consider moving to F2 a mistake.
lol she believes in lizard peeples XD
Is she pro or anti lizard people?
>>153745107>changes team>still cursedkek
>herta p21>quali clock not stopped because they don't want to delay f1 fp2rip
>TSOGOD literally uncatchable
>>153745038how many turns it took them to come to their boxes from the vibration?>>153745035good to hear, but unterhunding is still a thing
Dunnebros... we fucking LOST...
>>153745150holy shit lol
>HER +3.012Grim
>>153745150jesus
>FP1>Alonso didn't run>Stroll did 3 laps (engine issues)>Highly unlikely to even make it to qualifyingIs this the biggest bedshit for an F1 team?
>>153745150Are they going to blame Honda for no batteries too?
I bet Newey regrets moving away from Red Bull kek
>>153745180Honda's engine vibrations destroyed all the other batteries, so yeah, it is their fault.
>There was a bird stuck in one of Franco's sidepodsThis fucking team I swear, lmao.https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVhtXXgDbAi/
>>153745191I blame the battery manufacturer
>>153745139alonso never leftstroll did 2 laps
>>153745179In the modern era, yes. Overall, I say Lola Mastercard
They have 3 mins A crash is imminent
>>153745035>mercedes dead>he actually believes this
>>153745200Lola did more laps and actually went to qualifying
Pierre Gasly had to shed some weight for pre-race weigh-ins so he took a shit
>>153745236Montoya incarnate
>>153745236I was having a shit
>hype up tsolov>gets raped in the final minutesi hate bulgarians
jack doohan on my monitor talking to two blonde pigs
>>153745249:(
>>153745252humiliation ritual
>Hamilton bought a bull called MaxWhat did he mean by this?
poor man
>>153745265He has a Red Bull called Max.
>>153745265reparations
doohan doesn't speak like an australianhe speaks like a poof
did Ferrari pull off the best deal of the decade by dropping out of the bidding war for Newey?
>>153745150KEK
>>153745265>>153745275Catharsis.
>>153745266pozzed?
literal no bullshit bet aids are legal now? grimi
>>153745199damn Lance is a quickshot
DUN DUN DUN
why does max look evil in the official f1 DUN DUN DUN introwhat does it mean
N∩p N∩p N∩p
we are bak bois
gimi...
>We might actually see Alonso shoot up the Aston paddock
A pox on McLaren, M*ercedes and Israel
First Ferrari fuck up of the weekend
I'm too late to ask for a stream?
>Crash in the pit lanekek
>russlel damaged front wing trying to exit his drivewayrofl
Fucking retard hahahahahahahahaha
>>153745348alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
KWAB
>Osama
hey britishersleave them saars alone!
certified women moment
Blud had the right to pass you moron
>russKEK
>ruslel
WTF is going on lol
Grok >>>>>>>> Gemini
Whoa got the stream link?I don't have it on mobile
First race of the year hasn't even started and NARB is already blaming others
Oh no no no
>Yellow alreadyRace is going to be a bloodbath.
yeah we're going to see a driver die this season
Franco did nothing wrong
I am watching stroll's driver cam
>>153745357
The boomer almost died
THEDEATHOF F1
Mercedes engine is shit ???
Hamilton almost died
these new cars a so dangerous man
Hamilton had so much time
Toto looks how I feel next morning after heavy drinking
I hope Hamilton crashes
AMX.......So many problems kek
I though the new hazard lights were added just for these kind of situations
>>153745417jej
>EVERY CAR IS FUCKING UP
amx amx....
>pissbull
>Ford ded>Merc ded>Honda vanishesFERRARIWINSLOLHAMWINSLOL
>hamilton will winIt's over
MAX NO POWER>MAX NO POWER
Stroll is boxing at the end of this lap
An Aston is out on track!
What a shitty regs
>>153745443wrong
Max’s engine blew out in the pit laneKWAB
How many DNFs on Sunday?
>fp2 barely starts>no Alonso because the Honda engine is a shit>Russell is being a retarded faggot>cars already dying on the track and in the pit
>>153745450FoundOnRoad Dead
>>153745443NOT ANYMORE
These engines are fucking gay. All the cars are taking the high speed corners at the end of the straights slowly to recharge
Is Ferrari not using the spinning wing?
Go Caddy!
LET'S GO ASTON! LET'S GO ASTON!
>>15374545120Asston Sharton will collect 2 DNS instead
8th 9th 10th WDC
its actually over
is it my stream or the onboards are choppy as fuck?
Gay version of endurance racing: last car standing wins
>>153745469they are
He's starting to show of his real power....
These engines are so quiet and gay. You can actually hear the wind-rush.
>>153745461should be ready for Montreal at worst allegedly
>ferrari actually build the best car End times are near my friends
>JACK DOOHANwhy is this fucking hack in the cast
Why they dropped the name DRS when it's still the same thing but now with the front wing as well?
>>153745484Another war in the Middle East starts Ferrari is good again lol
>Juan Pablo Montoya againThey got rid of Danica, why couldn't they get rid of him too?
>>153745481they said they were bringing back the noise yet the gearboxes are even louder on the onboards. turns out nearly halving the fuel flow limit makes the engine sound like ass
>>153745266mfw post-fap suicidal thoughts 4pm on a friday
>MontoyaEconomy really is that bad huh
you can actually hear a rat piss on cotton with these engines
Alonso is about to go out..
>>153745481We are back in 2014
>>153745493DRS was limited to being within 1 second.Straight mode is for all the straight sections.
Someone turn down the saturation on PS3's onboard wtf
>>153745504He was kinda close in ‘03Never again, sadly
Yes ferrari look strong.But we all know they'll fuck up the strategy and finish P7-8
ASTON SIGHTED
>>153745517One day they'll say that about Piastri
ALONSO
>1. Piastri>2. AntonelliA great evil has awakened.
He's going. Wish him luck. This might be the last time you see him alive.
aye it's a Mercedes 1-2-3-4
>ps3 stopped jobbingwew
don't worry alonso, go out when you're ready :D
Thats a big fucking vibrator on the track
>MVSEOMVSEO>MVSEOMVSEO>MVSEOMVSEO>MVSEOMVSEO>MVSEOMVSEO>MVSEOMVSEO>MVSEOMVSEO>MVSEOMVSEO
RETIRE ALREADY ITS OVER
>Alonso on track>Ad break
Hahahahahahahahahaha piece of crap
After the Olympics I’ve been craving big international events on /sp/ until the World Cup. This seems like the best fit. Are people nationalistic about /f1/?
It's Checover
Stop laughing at aston
digits and alonso blows up
>>153745546you can cheer for Herta
>1 minute in, can't hear the Honda engineAlonso rn
MY NERVESAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this is so much worse than the last Honda humiliation holy shit
how are we feelin mclel sistas?>>153745546the wbc just started
>>153745546no but its fun to meme on all the kwabs
NOT EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING LAPSHARTIN FARTIN
Where Maxie?
GP3 ENGINE GP3 AAAUUGHH!
>>153745570no power, see >>153745436
ps3 will not win his home race. his suffering will continue
what did Poorez mean by this?
>>153745568Are there any leaf drivers? It was just too easy to make fun of y’all in /oly/
does anyone else here think that these new regulations are bad
>>153745574I think that gp3 was faster
yes i'm sure a new f1 fan who doesn't know what purple means is watching fp2 as their first event
>>153745581that this is out year, checobros!
>Alonso back in the pits with no timeWhat happened? Went to an ad break when he was heading out.
...
>>153745581i think he means his feedback is more appreciated now
>>153745590He forgot to charge his lovense machine.
friendly reminder great Satan will never push the engine to 100% the slurp you're going to slurp for a year is artificially tuned down
>>153745590Owari da Honda
>add more batteries >car gets more dangerousUmmm, EVbros?
>>153745581no shit it's a brand new team
>>153745597>merc 1-2satanwinslol
>>153745602FIX THE ENGINE
>>153745582>he really doesn't knowwe have the biggest meme drivers
what would you do to save Aston Martin, /f1/?
STROLL ON A FAST LAP!
>>153745588I was just on my Apple TV+ looking for something to watch tonight and it popped up as a live sports feed
>>153745597>>153745621both are on softs
>>153745615>There's a chance of a battery fire this year>Which marshals won't be able to put outWill be an interesting red flag.
>>153745150TIMELINE STATUS?
>>153745635Sell it to the saudis
7 seconds behindHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LET'S FUCKING GO
stroll 7.165 off narb on softs
>>153745642They will probably not show it and they can not mention it
>>153745635Only Horner can save them now.
they won't qualify if they apply the 107%
Why is Lando so slow?
>strollingz well over 107%alobros, seppuku when?
Cadillac bros this is our year
This is hurting Newey reputation massively
>stroll +0.716sstroll +0.716s>stroll +0.716sstroll +0.716s
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>Cadillac wont be the slowest team this seasonOff to a great start bottasbros
When will the first "I'm OK" be?
>>153745653>slower than the 2015 cars with the chicane at turn 9honda CEO gonna sudoku himself
>>153745672You guys were fucking invisible last year.
>>153745661Horner will go there to sexual harrass that pawg mechanic
bros is audi killing it? this is way above expectation for a new team right?
>max is finally out of the pitTook long enough.
>>153745684we're so back
>>153745692>i'm ok
>cut to JPM”h-here’s s-something that’s pretty cool guys…"
>>153745698where is the horney man rn
what the fuck
The battles for P18 this year will be the stuff of legends
>+5.873That's ~107%. We're good to go.
>>153745696we were there for sure, I've been a cadillac fan since the 90's just so we're clear
>>153745715Audi...
How did Max win all those championships despite being in a Newey tractor all those years?
>>153745715This is deeply problematic, the german driver for the german team has a lot to answer for
>>153745672>>153745696heh
>>153745700they've been working on the engine since before anyone else and sauber wasn't completely terrible, midpack seems good but not astounding desu
are jorj...
>>153745715based
Which color scheme is your fave this season?
....
>>153745715THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Do Mexicans still care about Perez?
>>153745715
>>153745758no
back2minardi
Choppy ass stream
>>153745758never stopped
>>153745758let's see what flags respond
>>153745715I hope he memes his way to another podium because the trophy last year was embarrassing
>>153745769production team still adapting to the new regs
The amount of dicksucking on Sky Sports over Doohan is fucking embarrassing
>AD21 mentioned
i haven't seen our saar yet?
>>153745769Server nuked by Iran missile plz understand
that's the wrong helmet my guy
>>153745774Must be the shitty aussie internet
Mercedes is so much quicker on the straight sectors it's not even funny anymore, death to the FIA
Firing Yuki Tsunoda might be good idea
PORNULA 1 IS LIVE
>>153745789Red Bull always starts with both drivers being close
lin above hadjar and amx KEK
>>153745758most of the rb merch ive seen in stores is sitll about checo and he still gets a lot of attnetion from the media, mainly because of his sponsorsso yeah hes still relevant
lindblad pretty impressive so far
how much do his sponsors pay for his seat
>>153745791Will you show me?
>-0.214Norris wins back2back
...... Norris on P15 btw
>>153745806Ralf, isn't it a bit early in the morning in your place? You should be sleeping with your hubby.
Piastri = >PS3 Verstappen = >AMXBottas = >buttass Russell = >russlel Norris = >NoWins (retired)Can I get some help with the meme names and insults for the current drivers and teams. I’m trying to fit in here.
>shamilton into the gravellol
>>153745820I'm just making sure you're keeping Cora happy, Lukas
>>153745825>>153745824Do people actually say >shamilton?I thought you all just called him a nigger
>>153745824Choco SennaPoorez
>>153745831fuck off, nigger, we don't tolerate racists here
>>153745824Al Hamil
uh oh
>>153745831He has many titles..NeekiriNeguinhoShamiltonPooisand many more
NORRIS OUTGET READY FOR THE BACK TO BACK
>>153745824mr. kardashian
>pia p1>nor p15quick, turn on the driving aids
>>153745824lekekpeeasstri (mine)shartmiltonsigmalonsoosama bin russel
>>153745715#blessed
>No longer NARBWhat happened?
>>153745820Fuck you, I've been up since 2 AM casting this shit.
>>153745832>>153745837>>153745841>>153745848>>153745852Thanks, cheers lads >>153745834Could not stop laughing at this. Well played
the third sector is just brutal for anyone without a cheat engine
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIEOI OI OIPS3 PS3 PS3 PS3 PS3 PS3 PS3
>>153745824No RizzNARB - RusselFake GimiChuckMuseo - AlonsoProudy - CarlosSon of LawLadyboy - alboncoca colaStrulovichPuro Pinche - checo
>+1.065kek
>LANDO BEHIND VERSTAPPENfraud exposed
Norizz is so bad
World champion drive from Lando
PC screen just went black and fans started going fullspeed, I turned it off and on again then it boot looped like 6 or 7 times before finally getting to windows.Bros not like this... not when ram is fuggin 5x the normal price...
>>153745824also Fraudstappen for the cases where he doesn't finish 1st
>>153745869the reigning! defending! unisputed!
>>153745824leclerc = lesharl, sharl, letrulli, lealesihamilton = al hamil, neekeri homolton, choco sennalindblad = saarvidsainz = proudynorris = nowins, norizz, goblando, goblinorussell = ruslel, osama bin russell, NARBantonelli = NARG, talibantonelli
>>153745865lol these are funny. What’s the story behind NARB for him?
>Zak segmentThats a mute.
>>153745860goblandogetting stroll'd
Have the sand bags come off yet?
>>153745881Not A Real Boy
>>153745875RAM has lifetime warranties. If it's dodgy they'll repair it for you... or give you a refund of what you paid and want you to buy new sticks.
>lindblad 0.15s faster than lolsonkekking
>>153745875sfc /scannow then DISM.exe /Online /Cleanup-image /Restorehealth if neither of those work try reinstalling windows
>>153745884partially
>"Zac, what's the current situation looking like?">"Well, Israel's masterplan of dragging the USA into another war worked perfectly so I'm very happy. Can't wait for Israel to finally become the main power in the middle east after we have our shabbos goys bomb the shit out of all the other sandniggers!"What did he mean by this?
>>153745875have you tried turning it off and on again
>>153745891>/Online???
>>153745875its over...just when slay the spire 2 came out too..
>>153745824Albon > Albono > LadyboyAlonso > MuseoAntonelli > NARGBearman > BeartwinkBortoleto > BortBottas > Buttass > CuckColapinto > Pint o colaGasly > GasleakHadjar > FagjarHamilton > take your pickHulkenberg > No podiums (no longer applicable)Lawson > Son of LawLeclerc > Chuck > LecuckLindblad > TBDNorris > NorizzOcon > RatPerez > Puro PinchePiastri > PS3 > PisstreeRussell > Ruslel > NARBSainz > ProudyStroll > Windowlicker > StrulovichVerstappen > AMD AMX
british commentators have dumped their bearman stock and are going all in on linblad
>"Who was the last guy who jumped into F1 and just disappointed?"Palmer is memory-holing poohan
>>153745898yeah google it or ask your favorite ai that's destroying the world if you dont know what it does its a microsoft utility
I appreciate everyone explaining the names and not making fun of me thanks. Are there any for the managers?
>>153745875fuck off, im using a toaster from 2015 and shit is just fine
occon el ratto
>>153745904Will Stevens
>>153745879>lindblad = saarvidthats a new one lel
>>153745901Ohhh chuck is Charles, for some reason I thought that was for checo lol. These are fucking hilarious tho
>>153745894Aston martin engine may be even more fucked than you think
>>153745906Hornyman but he's not with us anymore...
>PoostappenKEK
>>153745865>>153745879>>153745901what happened to telling newfags to lurk the fuck moar
max off the track lmao
>can't watch fp2 at work because I literally forgot the name of the polish streaming site I use on my desktop>even if I did remember it I would need to android browser with a working ad block to get rid of the fuck ton of ads on there>gone are the days where I could force my coworkers to watch F1 on ESPNmickey mouse ass sport
>>153745875Stop downloading cute and funny stuffHahahahahahahahah verstappen
>>153745919CHRISTIAN HORNER WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
>>153745924he gets a pass because it's the start of the season
>>153745924everyone itt is a redditor who joined after watching DTS
kwabstappen
the bottom fell off
I legitimately forget that Williams exists KWAB
FLYING DUTCHMAN
OWARI DA...
>>153745906mike krack as mike krack
>>153745875Likely just your GPU driver crashing or doing an update.
Are the air intakes above the driver's head a lot wider than last year? They look very squat.
>>153745924nobody cares you fucking loser
fraudstappen
>>153745940Oof, , that's one fucked up floor.
>>153745934fucking state of it, absolutely fucking appaling
>everyone is going offamazing
>>153745924okay granddad let's get you to bed
>>153745924basedtell these niggas
>engage the flaps
weeee
>>153745934>>153745954Without fresh redditor blood /f1/ would be completely dead. It was beyond dead during the winter olympics. The only events that got posts was hockey and lolispin.
>>153745960>>153745961Kwab
PEREZ HAVING A SIESTA
>>153745961Are this year cars made out aluminum paper?
>>153745959>y u no spek turkish??
enjoying life
poorez off
he sleepy
>>153745962don't ever reply to one of my posts again you fucking abbo
Not like this.... Not like this....
>poorezLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why did they censor perezdid he pull his willy out?
>>153745959>that fucking fontRon would be rolling in his grave
>Perez takes forever to go out>immediately has an issue and has to stop on the side of the track
we'll come back stronger
>>153745982Can't show human excrement on television.
I love siestas so much
>albon helps push the car>perez just watcheslazy fucking mexican
>caac
>checo these dubs
>>153745988next year...
>>153745992It's not his fault. He's sleepy
HADJAR OFF>>153745999i guess in his defense he is an old man
>>153745992>putting those aussies to workbased
Have we considered >handjob for hadjar?
>>153745962>lolispinAren't russians still banned?
>>153746000He's not even 40 yet.
>>153746004good one, I was thinking of cumjar
>>153746005They were allowed a few token athletes competing as AIN but effectively, yes
surely with the drag race tier starts Ferrari can set up the car for race pace and finish just 20 seconds behind the illegal PUs instead of 40
>>153746004I think >badjarfitsor>cumjar
kwabmilton
why did ted timidly say he doesn't like talking about being a pilot as if he's afraid of someone finding out?
arabjar
>>153746004i'm still fond of hadcar
>>153746004upvote!
I would simply not drive off the track, is that easy
>>153746017LOL
>>153746004shidjar
>>153746021driver cam for aston will just be this image for the entirety of the season
>Perez>No TimeWhat did they mean by this?
qualy is going to be a clusterfuck
>>153746004For me, it's pissjar
>>153746027you're out of touchhe's out of time
>Mercedes engine 1, 2, 3Great satan wins again.
WELCOME BACK GREAT SATAN
>>153745807
The absolute state
Tomorrow all will be revealed
>>153746034imagine if mclaren had two good drivers
I can understand asston struggling, but what's Alpine's excuse?
between the two I'd rather see Mercedes cucked by their customer team again
>>153746044
When are the supercars?
Ferrari launch control is rigged
saarvid...
Ferrari starts should at least make for some entertaining clusterfucks at the beginning of each race
i can't believe merc have done this
>>153746058>Red Bull Racing Red Bull FordWhy not just Red Bull Ford?
>>153746038saar bros...
>>153746062they really didn't think it through
>>153746058>punished ps3
>>153746075this
i honestly can't fucking cope if merc is fastest again, a Russell championship would be even more fucking embarrassing than Lando's "championship"
why our lord hates Alonso? what did he ever do?
>>153746015Jos Verstappen at the peak of the Max-SkyF1 feud allegedly said to Ted “You’ve always wanted to be a racing driver if you don’t shut the fuck up I’m going to turn you into Grahame Hill.”
>>153746079he shidded
>>153746078Russel has more guts than Norris, he'd still be a terrible champion, but he wouldn't let AMX push him around like Norris
THE DEATH OF (1) MCLAREN WAS GREATLY EXAGGERATED!!!
>>153746075>2 seconds behind a new teamEven the McLaren Honda wasn't this bad.
>>153746078Mclel is actually better at developing everything other than the pu, as long as Mercedes doesn't go as far as blatantly sabotaging them they'll get cucked again.
>>153746088>>153746088>>153746088ITS UP
>aston shartinfucking disturbingly grim. every member of that team should be hogtied and anally gaped for such an embarrassment
Is everyone just going to play it safe during the race?
>>153746062cause they are racing!
>>153745266Was it worth completely ruining his legacy for some dirty jew money?
>>153746100
