>Lap:#8361>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153746088>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:FP3 in 9 horso (Australian for hours)FP3: PIA ANT RUSFP1: LEC HAM VERNo replacement for Bahrain, Saudi if etc..George comes outPaddock figures: traffic management to be “very difficult” in qualifying as energy management takes prominence in F1Tweaks to driver guidelines, for more 'common sense'Erik van Haren: Red Bull considering an offer of a Amx 2030 extension
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afternoon and evening lads
migu
something wrong with australians
melbourne gp... soon
Mercheates
in australia they're waking up and saying such things as>it's fripracco trippo and quallo this arvo for the ausso gyppo
>>153749988sayonara, hentai-ningen
>>153750060settle down esti
>>153749970How do you say "it's never been so over I hope this nightmate ends" in argie spanish?
>>153750067
>>153750046selamat pagi to you
>>153749970>"red bull considering an offer of an amx 2030 extension"That's really not up to them.
Mercado Libre sponsors Alpine now, in case you were wondering how someone as dogshit as Colapinto still has a seat
>be aston martin>announce your works partnership with honda in 2023>don't think to actually check in on how honda are doing until november 2025How the fuck does this happen? If I were running the team I'd have someone from head office down there every other week
once again I am suggesting the akon city gpespecially with the possibility of canceled races
>>153750109>Akon cityno>Akron cityYES
they're gonna cancel the shitty Arab races right? no one will care tho
>>153750109why does a rapper have an entire city
>>153750109>smack that corner>lonely esses>I wanna fuck you straight
>>153750150He's building Wakanda
Is there any hope for them?
>>153750150i thought i was joking but i looked at the image again and it's actually akon making a citywtf
>>153750181>awp>deaglefucking casuals I hope Zhou joined and wrecked them
>>153750181what snack was in gasman's bowl?
apology for poor englishwhen were you when formla on dies?i was sat at home eating menu checo when fren ring‘frormula 1 is kill’‘no’
>>153750195i cri evreytim :(
>>153750205fag
>>153750181is that dust 1
>>153749970With 11 teams, we now have an additional page because they keep the 10 drivers per page for the lap times.I call this third page the LOSER page.
>>153750181I miss going to el ciber...
>>153750235can't unsee the fucked up eyes
>>153750235>dedicated aston martin pageneat
>>153750019shes ready to settle
>>153750019keep gaslighting me with sophiapostingI already believe in so many things
>>153750279omg heckin' updoot :cryingemoji:
>>153750227Aston faster through the woman corner
>>153750108The truth is incompetence is rampant from top down in every industry and profession. I used to work as a literal janny and would be pissed off at how stupid my coworkers were. When I was in school I was bothered by how fucking stupid my classmates were. When I got my engineering degree and got my first job I was shocked at how retarded the managers were. When i left and went to a small mom and pop manufacturer to design their products I was shocked at how little they knew about business and manufacturing. They'd been doing this for 50 years and were fucking thriving on luck alone. They were lucky none of the hires at the bottom level weren't stealing all the shit out the back since there were no cameras, no inventory counts and no management in charge of them. I fixed a bunch of shit but it's basically swimming against the current
>>153750252Ok, I will rename it to the dedicated Aston Martin page if the next practice session ends up the same
You know, Fernando, there is this expression. Curiosity killed the cat. Today's society goes and blames the fucking cat for putting itself in a situation. But you know what, that cat was fucked from the beginning. Curiosity didn't kill the cat, reality did. It should have known that it was dead from the fucking moment it crawled out of the pussy's pussy. Now, we just have to sit and wait as the people around us realize that they too are that helpless cat.
>>153750217
>>153750081see, you australians are bunch of weirdos
No crying in the paddock
>>153750308
>>153750019TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
gimi
death to m*rcedes as always
>quali is at 11pm>bedtime is at 930pmwhat should i do?
>>153750334what happened now
>>153750386speedsleep so you can wake up for quali
>>153750387his mouth and teeth
>>153750275for now, all I can say is that Sophia is pretty happy knowing her naked body is living rent-free in your mind 22 hours a day.
>>153750184>>153750150Akon has been building a sustainable city for years it's why he quit music
>>153750334>>153750387https://x.com/i/status/2029937039697723490Apparently he was hit with some loose shards of that dry ice they use for the cooling fans on top of the air vent or something, picrel shows him rushing for his drinking bottle to wash his eyes with it.This fucking team lmao.
>>153750386watch it in the morning
>>153750436>allpain
"Africa is the greatest place on earth and we need to take it back from the British," says Lewis Hamilton.https://x.com/suffragent_/status/2029914490934792600?s=46
if Alpiss fails to be near the top 4 with the illegal rocket engine it's an ever bigger kwab than asston
>>153750195i was in my daughterapology, me poor englishdeath to mclarens
>>153750150>>153750184>In July 2025, the project was officially abandoned, with Akon stating he would instead pursue more realistic projects and opportunities.
>>153750431that's cool>>153750527that's sad but understandable and i hope he makes progress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_HXz-71vA>the state of fjuan
>>153750581damn, the cars are really slow
>>153750581I wonder if they'll be gay enough to remove the comments. 90% of it is people complaining about the clipping.Also not showing the speedometer... lmao cowards.
I told you nerds that Newey is a fraud. He never knew what the fuck he was doing, he was just very lucky.
>>153750617I don't even remember the last time they showed any telemetry on pole lap/fastest lap onboards, they didn't stop including them now though that's for sure
>quali 6am>race 5ammotherfuckers...... first race of the year and they want me to wake up so early
>>153750627>Newey is a driver merchantIronic
>>153750581I can't wait for all the overtakes because someone started super clipping earlier than the car behind, that's the pinnacle of motorsport right there.
>>153750668I have the solution right here
>if we call it SUPER clipping people will accept the abomination that these engine regs aretotal f1 death
>>153750695i have a better solution. in 3 hours im gonna take 400ug LSD and trip through the night and watch qualis in the morning, then im gonna stay awake for the entire day tomorrow and when i get giga tired i will go to sleep earlier and wake up for the race on sunday.
>>153750691>Overtakes>Without any power with 500 meters left on the straight
>>153750738You people don't realize the fucking genius of this. There's going to be overtakes left and right because of retards not managing their energy and just going for stupid moves. You're going to have drivers blowing post other drivers by like 50kmh because one of them used to much battery the previous straight. It's going to be glorious.
Missed all FP due to wagecucking, but holy shit, was it really as bad as this video is making it out to be?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-dHzTnuRcE
>>153750856Yeah that isn't going to be any good to watch unless it ends with a massive crash caused by the speed difference
>>153750875watch this, its even worse than predicted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_HXz-71vA
>>153750875YesWorst part is DTS(-tier) fags don't pick up on it and have no idea what's going on
>>153750856no it just means drivers are going to be babbied even more by their engineers telling them when they are allowed to overtake or not according to the 1000 simulations they ran earlier
how long until the mass sudokus start
>>153750891Dios mio, hearing the engine just give up full throttle, and this is the fastest lap? What the fuck...
>>153750875It's even noticeable on the off board cameras lol. And will look even worse in the race unless they all start clipping in the same places, which won't happen.
>>153750910worst part of dts fans are watching jeetlistener
So how long do we give it before there's a massive crash as a result of a driver's engine clipping while they're right in front of a driver with a full battery meaning they get rearended at 300km/h
>>153750910chinklistener is made for dts fags
>>153750695der rott boll, und vinter
I thought that channel was killed last year, why is it back?
can you bet on which driver will die this year after crashing in the engine block of a slowing Williams on the straight?
>>153750983I hope it's Hadjar so Yuki gets a seat again
>>153750983Ocon. Then Doohan gets the seat
>>153750961>clipping while they're right in front of a driver with a full batterywont happen just like it didnt happen with the old engines
>>153750109>>153750150>>153750431Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam (born April 16, 1973), is a Senegalese-American singer, songwriter, record producer, businessman and philanthropist.
>>153750490death to hamilton
>>153751062Clipping with the old engines was not as extreme so it wasn't a problem
>>153751077I can't tell if you're memeing this name or not
>>153750961>>153750983This please i hope this happens or that someone gets badly injured, because they always get so scared when a driver gets fucked thats our only chance these regs get heem>>153751062Fucking kys and you cant compare it with that
i want to see some bbw alpine formula one team butts this year
>>153751124car bits being squishy where they look like they shouldn't be throws me
So my stupid rancid shithole of a country doesn't have a single channel that has secured the rights to broadcast F1 this season. Where do I watch the races without paying for additional services?
>>153751155your cunt is small. can't you pick up channels from neighbouring cunts?
>>153751166There's a Croatian channel that will broadcast it which I have but it's geo-blocked so the channel is just blacked out during F1 sessions.
>>153750943Honda really deeply niggered Aston lmao it honestly makes me lose a lot of respect for them as a brand (however Aston is slightly deserving of it for being so retarded)
>>153751104>>153751116you are retarded. the power tapers off when you start clipping, it's not instant. there's also clipping lights. a f1 driver getting caught by it is the same as you getting caught by running into the back of a semi you're passing on a highway.
>>153751119who is this semen demon
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153751249>finish
>>153751176blocked even on terrestrial/aerial tv?
>>153750774At least one person gets to enjoy these new regulations.Bastard.
will aston drivers cum due to the strong vibrations from the honda engine? is that why they cant drive more than 10 laps?
>>153751249nigga they're gonna retire after 10 lapsthis race is gonna be yellow flagged for 80% of its duration
>>153750514heh, good one twain.>>153749377But that clearly says CSU...
>>153751262I haven't actually seen a TV antenna in around 15 years now. All the channels have stopped emitting an analogue signal and have switched fully to digital.
>>153751316being forced to cum six times in two hours is rape
>>153750195i was sat at home eating euros
>Mick Schumacher has outqualified Scott Dixon, Will Power, and Sandiego Fettuccini
>>153751350you can still use antenna for the digital signal, i have some basic one for broadcast channels but it will be blacked out sure. surely any iptv will have rtl though
>>153751432ya better watch the qualify faggots, michael is probably giggling from whatever the state he is rn
[COOL VIBRATIONS] status?
>>153751155psstrutubeyou might even understand some of the commentary
>>153751536they will win by blind attack strategy
Dude, Mick is a oval specialist
I honestly don't care how fast F1 cars are as long as there is good racing
>>153751536it's Rage Your Dream time for Honda currently.
what do they eat
>>153751536IWANNADANCE
>>153751648Anything but Heineken 0.0
What's with this Australia bullshit? That's on the other side of the world. Fucken ridisculous man.
I NEED MORE BATTERIES, ADRIAN NEWEY.
>>153751536Alo should challenge the entire field to a duct tape race.Maybe then the Honda would stand a chance.
imazhine stroll does a stroll thing and destroys his car in qualifuck that would be funny
why doesn't nooey just sacrifice humans for battery power? it's not like he hasn't done it before
Was Nuui aware that by criticising Honda in the way that he did, he exposed Aston Martin as a bunch of rank amateurs?Was that intentional or does he just lack self-awareness?
>>153751768He's a tard who needs a tard handler since he wants to keep changing things constantly. Horner kept him in line, but Papa Stroll let him have free reign
>>153751188>it honestly makes me lose a lot of respect for them as a brand>1st honda>make the best engine>cuck the living legend in order to make the hue pedo look good, he loses anyway>leave the sport when mogged by renault, mugen now makes your engine for mid-pack shitters>2nd honda>buy tyrrell>make the biggest piece of dogshit car this side of mastercard lola, with a shit engine to boot>chug along for years>pull out as you've made a fucking rocketship>3rd honda>join a declining mclel like the glory days>make a complete fucking turd with no power and shit fuel economy>redbull save your ass, nuui aero and AMD AMX carry your engine to a wdc>pull out regardless, sell the whole operation to red bull>4th honda>join aston martin for infinite jew money>all your former engineers are now in red bull>see 2nd and 3rd honda x57this was never a respectable company. toyota shits on them vince mcmahon style
checobros... it was supposed to be our great return to F1..
>>153751768>he exposed Aston Martin as a bunch of rank amateurs?i dont want i dont want we have problems already driving like amateurs
Lads I drive past the AD21 safety car in the Aston Dealership on Leeds Ring Road every day. It's £599k. Should I book a test drive?
>>153751811>checo is 2nd driver to bottarseKWAB
Globohomos and medshitters desperately need honda to be responsible for this.
>>153750581Kino FOV at least
>>153751768This is why he was a dumb choice for team boss, he has zero media awareness. It will be good for us as he goes off without thinking but for team unity and such its going to be bad.
>>153751811? every team is a two car effort
>>153751863but there are race series that allow you to only field 1 car which he is obviously referencing here
poowey's former team was in the shitter when he left and kwablonso had already been shitting up the team for 3 years before honda came
Mick just destroyed a bunch of Indy shitters on an oval
>>153751948good for him
FIA will pay for their sins
>>153751988Regular engine vs Honda engine
>>153751948Some people are born with certain talentsMichael was scared of racing at ovals because of Zanardi's gory career ending accident.Mick may be the Oval specialist
>>153751988
>>153752022>Mick may be the Oval specialistand Ralf is the ring destroyer
>>153751988There's just no way that this bullshit isn't going to rapidly result in a bunch of retarded Jeddah-2021 style crashes where it looks like the car ahead suddenly does a brake check.
alopatriots have entered the building and taken the fia satanic leaders hostage, they are making demands
>>153752029squid game kind of sucked, I don't get the popularity
>>153751988grimi
its a prep lap you retards
>>153752059idk, i liked the first season, also, i dont know if this happens to any of you, but it was maybe a bit because of the moment of my life i saw itdays get longer years shorter
>>153751988dafuq, I didn't think it's this bad
>>153752088Wait until Monza, Baku and Vegas if you think this is bad.
>>153752087that's the one I'm talking about, I didn't watch the other one
squid game is just isekai anime for normalfags that never saw isekai anime
>>153752159i think a coworker talked me about this
>>153750425TAKE MY CUM SOPHIA
>>153751988Jesus wept
>>153751988and all of this is because F1 wanted audi to join? grimi
>>153752170tbf i dont remember squid game too well. if it has a protagonist with a cheat skill that he utilizes to win the death game then yea its the isekai template
>>153752244>>153752244Squid game is not an isekai at all wtf are you talking about
Why is F1 still trying to do the whole road relevancy bulletin? That was just an excuse for manufacturers to stay after the financial crisis
Digitals and Melbourne gets nuked a 1000 times
>>153752335digits and it's the whole of belgium instead
>>153752324The new rules were drafted before Trump so they're still based on European green transit and looming ban on new personal diesel cars.
>>153751155go to r/piracy, the megathread should have a way im certain
>>153751988I really, really hope engine manufacturers reconsider and end this ruleset in 2029
>>153751768He doesn't care, he's a multi billionaire legend already. This is his one last hurrah before retirement; he won't play diplomacy for sure.
>>153751823sure
>>153751863Red Bull isn't
>>153752053We already saw that in practice where i think it was Sainz or somebody getting passed by an Alpeen and then it suddenly slowing down.
>>153751155>>153752371I would suggest motorsportsstreams2 instead
>>153751014Yuki will never drive in F1 again.
>>153752170>coworkerDon't tell lies, Pablo.
>>153752469he is red bulls reckoning
>>153752469Wait for Red Bull's Christine to suck out Hadjar's soul and who knows what might happen.
>>153751716>my packs are flat!
>>153752376lol, lmao
>Motorrace is at 4 in the morning
>>153752484what? ive been a wagie for a while, i always complain about it
>>153752376they have to do something about it in 27, not a whole rule change, but they need to give the combustion part more power or something
>>153752662Not true
>>153751461>>153751556>>153752371>>153752446Thanks everyone, I'll keep an eye out on these options. Hopefully at least one works out
>>153752666He's making a funny about Spaniards not working
How many bongs until FP3?
reminderyugi beat tricki ricki
Shouldn't this so called clipping chew through engines and gearboxes throughout the arc of a whole season?
>>153752791Ideally, yes.
>>153752662Simply shan't be waking up for this semen slurper
>>153752701Not until you use the paper straw.
>>153752787at least 2
>>1537527874 bongs 30 bings or thereabouts.
>>153752791
>>153752835
Can the FIA allocate more energy to teams or nah
>>153752751but it was about me in particular, i got the joke
goodnight and zZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
you poles and your love of the letter z
>>153751845Cadillac might be the first team to ever have two Number 2 drivers.
he just fully turned into my front wing, man..
>>153753022kek
>>153753022which kind of number 2 do you mean?
jeets are going to hate him and they will try to blend into vestappen fans talking shit about are jorj
>>153753170we had one jeet regular who absolutely loved jorjone jeet and one flip
>>153753170>back2back carbabbies pisstree will redeem
the japanese can not be trusted to do their jobs properly
>>153751811>checo to be on the aston martin page of resultsdamn
>>153753219what the eff
somebody in the last thread said “clocking time bomb,” you know who you are. i can’t be perturbed so as to find the post number for quotation purposes. i like that a lot and will be incorporating this phrase into my regular vocabulary. thanks, eslbrah. gimi. thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>153753219How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>153753328I got you>>153749843
>>153753219yeah, ive seen people blaming aston for not chcking on hondas work, and i hate that, i hate when my boss do that, yeah, im doing what you told me, you never had a problem with me not doing my work, im an adult, leave me aloneits such an infantilization of the work place, no, you NEED to be behind of you employees, just like you need to tell a 5 grader to do his math homework before watching tv
asston shartin was so good before it got shitted by kwablonso that medshitters were legitimately hyped up for his 33rd win
>>153751988How many crashes will take place during the race? Speed drops out of the blue at the least expected place, even worse than a brake check
>>153753380Of course the spaniard complains about actually having to work
>>153753684
>>153751988How will F1 survive this?This is a massive joke.
>>153753360thank you fren
I hate America but I love Cadillac... It's dialectical you see. Yin and Yang like the two sides of the Cadillac car...
>>153753644i dont think thats what i said
>>153753684Sophia "the frenulum breaker" Floersch
>>153751988Save the planet, they said
>>153753747You don't want your boss checking up on you because you aren't working
>>153753757Shouldn't you wish death upon her considering that she hates Colapinto?
reminder that you have entered the final hours of 2026 when you can still pretend that this year is the next year. enjoy them
>>153753823Already gone at FP2 lad :)
Aston Fartin
>>153753684BEAR MY DOZEN CHILDREN SOPHIA
>>153753769i dont think thats what i said
>>153753823é finita
>>153753823I can still see the pain deep down, it's the eyes
>>153753260Checo is honorary Aston Martin driver
this season finna be so shit
>>153753829actually you have until Q3 when mercedes drops the sandbags
>>153753918business as usual then
>>153753895designed by A-Drain Pooey
!!
>>153753918this is my first season watching f1i'm very excited because i read that the racing is going to be better than ever thanks to the new regulations!
>>153753918yeah, medshitters definitely aren't going to like this
>>153753951noted
>>153753967what made you decide to watch this semen gulping sport in this particular point of time?
There will be at least 4 DNFs.
>>153753977and what part of this shitshow are you enjoying, saar? your answer may not contain the following or any variation thereof: medshitters, kwablonso, poowey, pozfags, abduls, cutfags
>>153753212George is better than Oscar.
not fantasy gypping this year (or ever again) because i don't think i ever enjoyed it
>>153753990i got into racing games, started playing f1 17 which i don't even remembering buying, bought f1 25, started reading and watching more about it, and then decided to watch f1the apple TV thing helped bc i already had a sub for my parents to use so i'm not paying anything extra to watch and not having to hunt for streams lmao
>>153754017GEORGE IS A CUNT!
seeing this first weekend of F1, cannot help but remind what they took from ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuTxPN4KTU
>>153754018join just to laugh at the arbitrary team and driver values
>>153754030when would you have even seen this intro anonweirdo
>>153751152i miss the small no halo cars so much
>>153754018i like when i win, not so much when i dont
>>153754008>what part of this shitshow are you enjoyingthe shitting
>>153751988Are F1 cars now Formula E tier but without the overtakes?
>>153750019SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED
>>153754076at least in F mEme we know their battery status in the broadcast
>>153754062as expected of a pure-blooded saar
>>153754102Yeah but the batteries are still very different, FE does the whole race on a charge and F1 cannot even do one lap on a charge
>>153753918I cant wait till after a few weeks "superclipping" is renamed into "Power refocus" or something dumb like that by the FIA cause they dont like everybody shitting on it. Weather we like it or not these engines are here till 2030 and Merc will make sure of that.
>>153754131Or they'll just tell the broadcasters and pundits to not talk about it altogether
>>153749970RELENTLESS
>>153754121
>>153754148reminder that the model year is unknown
Might someone post the mclaren rain note? I lost the image
>>153753684TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
does f3 have any new regulations to make it more fun?
>>15375419130 shitters on one track is fun enough, they don't need gimmicks
In December 2024, Flörsch signed with HMD Motorsports to compete in the 2025 Indy NXT series, shifting her career to United States-based racing. However, unexpected budget issues meant she had to end her season abruptly after just one race.
>2 bongs to go for FP3go play wikigacha and report back when you find a effjuan-related card
>>153754177>calling it rainI feel like you don't even deserve this picture
>>153751799>>make the biggest piece of dogshit car this side of mastercard lola
>>153754237does this count?
>>153754319I'll allow it
When is F1 on?
>>153750875>>153750891i cant even imagine how much the drivers would fucking hate this new shit
and I ranI ran so far away
>>153754400two bongs until fp3five bongs until qualifying
>>153754400F1 is dead, gone, done, over, donezo, kaput, toast, history, washed, six feet under, extinct, cooked as the kids these days say
>>153754020this is just elaborate b8 right because I'm pissed off from reading this.
>>153754427flying circus isn't funny
>>153754237what do i win
>>153754477>me in charge of posting images
>>153754413pussy
>>153754427they took it they took it
>1. Huge curve ball thrown to the teams this morning - the straightline mode zone in the curving section from Turns 6 to 9 has been cancelled for safety reasons as drivers felt the lack of downforce was dangerous.>2. It means that energy recovery at a track which was already marginal will now be even harder and also much of the data gathered yesterday is no longer relevant as the goalposts have moved. Teams not happy...What a shitshow already
>>153754497kwab
>>153754487Psygnosis one was better
>>153754477>>153754487very niceI don't have much to offer but a (You) and a Bossberg eating Barilla
>>153754497they really need to get rid of all the red tape and let the drivers decide what is dangerous and what is worth riskingwho dares wins and all that, instead of these semen slurping parades where qualifying and starts are the only thing that matter
>>153754497>I can't plant the throttle through a turn? this is dangerous!inaugural Grand Prix of Bonneville when?
>>153754497>isrealHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This will 100% happen this season.
The 2023 opening titles with the real LED screens were so vastly superior to the blurry and shoddily edited shit they have this year
>>153754537>im ok
>>153754537wtf was Webber thinking?
>>153754542only the 2018 dun dun dun was goodrest has been garbage
>YNRREAL FORMULA 1
>>153754497DEATH TO FIAIn Duckov of course
right now
right here
right there
>>153753782I’m into F1 and motorsport, and I’m a Sophia enjoyer. I’m not really a fan of any driver, and my flag doesn’t bias me. That said, I’ll be rooting for Hulk this year (though I hope Colapinto does well)
the absolute state of this sport
>>153754537Webber = Loois; Loois = Schumacher 1999
total mercedes death
>>153754659still gonna watch every sesh
>>153754537ps3 will follow in his mentor's footsteps
DUN DUN DUN
>>153754687THIS
>>153754687>eff treeshant
>>153754141kek i've only seen this meme on the 'gog, i didn't know it was a non-cs meme>>153753782>she hates Colapinto?qrd?
>>153754687>sprint>30 driverscould be neat I guess
>>153754701do you remember this crash? it was culopinto
>cars about to go vroomheh
very australian name that
>>153754730was it?
>>153754740The Last of Us F3
>>153754740you can't be a christian and a ho at the same time
grimi hairline
Whoever first suggested these engine regs needs to be quartered
they all look fucking retardeddid they make it 10 mil for a seat or something
>>153751988Whoever finalized these regs needs to be skinned alive, rolled in salt, then their skin replaced with lemon peels pleeeeeaase NETANYAHU KILL THESE FIA NIGGERS
>>153754766This is the most Scandinavian looking dude ever
>>153754740>>153754766what is this horror
>>153754784jajaja
>>153754784the future of motorsports(TM)
UGO SHAKA UGO UGO
>>153754754yes, the first accident, yes. The second one, no.
enter
>not a single crash in T1impressive
oh shit quals tonight
the traitorous Louis Sharp
speeeen
>>153751461well that's cool
JUST
>>153754829kwab
yeah im out
im in
I hope Alpine are just sandbagging..
ooga booga lol
>>153754932IN IN IN IN
ugo!
>
slurp slurp slurp
what's with this timing charthalf of the splits aren't showing
for me it's kit kat chunky oversized white chocolate
SHITTERS
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
PREMAREMA
Prema on Prema violence...
>antipodean drivers
oh no
>cut to blackdeath to all fianiggers and camapes
KWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINOKWABKINO
I'M OK
That is one sassy walk
performative retard get behind the barriers
KWAB
shhhh, the prema is sleepingit looks comfy
Bernd takes the lead!
Those barriers moved way too much
>>153754497>Formula 2 qualy lap times have a chance to end up becoming faster than 3/4s of the F1s now.Absolutely ready for the inevitable shitshow.
England you can keep Sharp cheers
Cadillac Racing :)
>>153754701Cola binned her at a Le Mans Event and she tweeted something along the lines of "This guy drove into me and Alpine is ready to pay 20 Million for him, yet they don't have 1-2Million to support me?" when Alpine signed him.
>>153755081no please, I insist, all yours
why doesn't slater have an audi livery?
>>153754497Mercheates could realistically lap everyone but McLaren lol
>>153754433stay madbtw i cross-post reddit memes into these threads
>>153749970So nobody has a problem with Lewis Hamilton, ugly guy in our countries but to the Africans he says, "Kick out the Europeans"?
>>153755247America isn't a European country though.
>>153755133holy shit, I remember making this webbumgood times, thanks for saving it dutchbro
how much of a slurper is the race gonna be or is it gonna be chaos kino
>>153755163Can't park their love.
fucking hell australian track jannies are even slower than spaniards
>>153755070real
>Sources in paddock suggest that FIA decision to scrap the T6/T9 active aero zone is going to be reversed following a revolt from teams. >Fast developing situation. #F1.https://x.com/NobleF1/status/2030084064485535982
>>153755318KWAB
FSHITTERS race cancelled due to shitters
They sell Dodge Rams in Australia?
Well, race's over.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>race will not be resumed grim start to vrooms
>>153754580>grooved tyres, downsized engines and carssafetycucked era
>>153755349kek
>>153755332the absolute state>>153755349the absolute state
>>153755300why so hateful?
>>153755342Yes, saw a few in the Tablelands. I think its a flex purchase because Australians don't realize everythijng about them (outside of the Cummins) sucks.
>>153755247of course i have a problem but i don't want to get jannie'd, and what am i going to accomplish about it by bitching on fourchan dot org slash spee
>>153755285Without the battery properly recharging?Just tune in for the Fkino races bro.
>Massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.https://x.com/adamcooperF1/status/2030086709527056781
>@adamcooperF1>Massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.
>>Massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.
>>>Massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.
>>>>>Massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.
>>>>>>Massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.
>>153755285I'm expecting memes.
>>>>>>>Massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.
>>>>>>>>Massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.
>>153755434>>153755437>>153755482>>153755496>>153755498>>153755504>>153755509>>153755516>>153755521
>>153755434>>153755437but it was originally changed because the "drivers expressed safety concerns". now the drivers are pushing back? someone's lying
>>153755434>>153755437>>153755482>>153755496>>153755498>>153755504>>153755509>>153755516>>153755521>>153755536I don't get it?
>>153755545thank you for noticing senpai
>"Following the feedback received in the last hour from Teams and Drivers, and additional analysis contributed by Teams, the decision to remove Straight Mode zone #4 for Albert Park is rescinded. For the avoidance of doubt, this amendment is effective immediately, and Straight Mode activation Zone 4 will be in used in FP3. Further evaluation will take place during and after FP3."There's still a chance they could change their mind again before quali
that was some massive echo right now, are we posting from inside Sophia's vagina?
MASSIVEU-TURN
>>153755588Allow me to explain, recently, there was a massive U-turn by the FIA as the change to the straight line zone has been cancelled after pushback by teams and drivers - so it's business as usual heading into FP3, However the whole situation is clearly not satisfactory, and teams are not happy.
>>153755545>didn't make the cut
>mfw bahrain and saudi arabia gp are going to get cancelledthank you based iransofaraway
>Straight Mode?
>>153755638
>>153755247Yes, anon. Anti-racism means anti-white, anti-colonialism means anti-white and diversity means less white people too. It's not that complicated.
>it's the weekend of 8 of marsglobohomo will be insufferable
>>153755636but what is a straight line zone and what change was made and then was cancelled what is the business as usual? This wasnt made very clear by the report.In my confusion I can only assume this is why the teams are not happy not is it, clearly, to their satisfaction.(verification not required)
So what teams were the first to bitch to FIA about it? My guess Merc and Mclelren. And then the rest bitched back.
>>153755641Bahrain is good though.
>>153755204so that was real and not b8? Okay, well F1 is not for you find something more entertaining before it takes you 10 years to realize that F1 is NOT the pinnacle of motorsport. It's WEC and WRC.
UTURN if you want to.
>FP3 delayedIt's been a fucking hour. How long can it take to fix a barrier?
okay so why is no one here in the amx camp trying to cancel lewis for this? This is literal defamation of character lewis is doing to Max and his entire white family.
how have the track jannies not fixed the fucking track yet, are the aussies that lazy
>>153755807So Max is Hamilton's bull?
Uh I think straight mode is homophobic
>>153755812give us a break cunt its hot as fuckry
>>153755559drivers are not 1 opinionI bet it's M*rcedes powered drivers pushing for this and other teams drivers won't agree
>>153755814YEShow do you people not see the Innuendo behind this!?
Tontonelli
jolyon palmer is older than me but his hair is much thicker
>>153755702No idea tb hI didn't respond for a while, hoping another anon would explain it to you
they can delay the start 15 minutes but they can't stop the clock at all during red flags in practice?fuck you
>>153755812>>153755801qrd? someone died?
>delayedSemen slurping sport finds a way to slurp more semen
>>153755906fshitters being fshitters
who screencapped that
>>153755906two prema shitters crashed into each other and one of the cars ended up under the barriers
screenshot her tongue now!
:P
if you feel you can't safely drive through the zone with full throttle, you can lift
>>153755865its ok, just as i asked about it, that fat jew Ted jibbered on about it for 5 minutes on the telly. Its still a little murky however.
Laura a cute! CUTE!
>>153755952i love her
>>153753926Is this the same Finnish child that was seen with Chuck the other day?
I just stopped what I was doing to tune into this delay, fuck you
>>153755982smile
>>153755434>>153755437>>153755482>>153755496>>153755498>>153755504>>153755509>>153755516>>153755521>>153755536
>>153754497Fucking hilarious, fuck these shitty regs with a rusty spike
absolute state of this """sport"""
>>153755702Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker is already on track to being one of the most popular and successful films of all time.
is the great Satan PU that much powerful that they can just recharge ad infinitum or are the cheating with the battery too?
>>153755277Okay but it used to be THOUGH
Just got hereDid anything happen
every non european country should be forced to operate under european timezones. just install lots of streetlights so the retards can see. why the fuck do i have to wake up for this shit.
>>153756057Do you need to ask? It's cheating, it always is.
>>153756035>the seething /tv/ prequel tranny is Brazilianthis makes a lot of sense.
Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice me confessing to drinking a bunch of milk despite me being lactose intolerant
What reason was provided for the delay besides ritualised semen slurping?
>>153756091do it fart
>>153755814>>153755807>>153755850kek
>>153756102big juan in F3>>153755055>>153755306
Is superclipping just basically forcing a regen while on throttle instead of when slowing down?
>>153756057palmer just compared some data between mercedes vs mclaren and called the mercedes a different classso there must be some cheating with the aero too
>>153756102>>153756121and LeMans-levels of track repair efficiency
>delayed another 5 minutes at leastFUCK OFF
>just 5 more minutes, chud
>Red Bull has broken the curfew due to the damage sustained by Verstappen's car in FP2that's one of four allowed, I think
australians are completely useless
>>153756138yes
>>153756146>>153756121typical australian council worker laziness, I apologise on behalf of my gay ZOG cunt country
holy fucking kek
>they will have to baby the drivers and check every single corner to make sure they dont crash wtih the faggot line modewhat a fucking shitshow
>>153756170to be fair they did have a crash right in the middle of their union mandated lunch hour
>>153756165Does the driver control it or is it programmed
>anglo commentators just flat out gloating about the illegal carof course
>another delay
why the fuck are they delaying the session
>>153756177Yakub?
>>153756185Which car is illegal?
>>153756190to annoy brown people
>session delay>stroll still won't make itabsolute state
>>153756201>tp>tf
holy shit lmao how obnoxious are these sky commentators. they're defending these terrible regs with their lives
>ESTIMATED
>>153756190read the thread nibba
>>153756177based
>>153756212
>>153756220i look like this and am named max
>>153756228a bit hard
SLOWEST JANNY IN THE WORLDAsston martin still slower
Someone get a shot of the Tommy Hilfiger sticker coming off of the back of bottas's suit.Nothing represents the team better.
how the fuck this wasn't brought up and resolved 20 minutes into FP1?literally everything is a people and management issue
>>153756216Theres a reason Kayo brought in optional F1TV commentary for the races and the new Apple TV stream defaults to F1TV commentary. Sky commentators are the biggest fuckwits on the planet. Only Brits like them
What if they went off track on purpose for a leisurely drive through the neighborhoods here?
the cherry on the top of this abhorrent reg set will be mercedeswinslol by 1s a lapcompletely unwatchable season
Ben sulayem is an iran asset. Mr. Trump actually accordingly
5 MINUTES
Sharl L'eclair
>>153756198
>>153756266What the fuck are you doing?? You're supposed to be in Australia!
>80 more seconds
>that Flavio walkIt's over for him, isn't it?
>>153756292Not as bad as McLaren dominance.
what happen, why aren't cars vrooming by now
>>153756091https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5PQi4LrDVh8&pp=ygUTc2t5cmltIG1pbGsgZHJpbmtlcg%3D%3D
2 more weeks guys
>>153756313It's delayed. I'll get there on time don't worry.
>>153756319No, worse because they won't kwab as often as cheatlaren did
>>153756320waiting for the Mexican audience to wake up
Just tuned in. Anything happen?
>designated sharting areaindian gp confirmed
>>153756287>Theres a reason Kayo brought in optional F1TV commentary for the racesapparently that was only for the final races of last year and we won't have that option anymore. either way, they're so bad that im watching channel 10
>>153756346delay because apparently australians need an hour and a half to fix a simple barrier
>>153756346gallons upon gallons of semen were ingested
cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola cola
>>153756362lazy cunts
Aston needs to get to 107% this practice session
Good evening. Death to FIA
One year is well worth it if this is the moment even the normies get tired of this eco-wank and we go back to v10's
>Alpiss told Colapinto to stay on the racing line to kill hamilelholy based
>Straight mode
IT'S OVER
>>153756380>One yearlmaowe're getting no less than 5. and you'll be watching every single race
>>153756380even in a dream scenario we are stuck with eco-wank for at least 3 years
OOOOOOO FERNANDO ALONSOOOOO
>>153754537Don't throw that!
>>153756378>grok, do my thinking for mefaggot
W SERIES ENGINE... W SERIES.... BWOAAAAAAAH
>>153756378
>HAM>3 purples8 WDC confirmedSTILL I RISE
>>153756410>that's on softsMan
>>153756378>ai can shitpost better than we canhmmmmm
>>153756428he'll get crushed by the bull max during the summer break
Just got home for work in time for effpee and quali aw yeah bless Israel shalom
Total Audi and Cadillac death
>>153756380Why are you believe "normies" want eco bullshit? It's normies who've screamed for the return of V10s for 20 years. The only people who've pushed for eco bullshit are stakeholding kikes.
at least when Mercedes killed this sport they did it to dominate for a decade, wtf is Audi even doing?
what do YOU think about him lads
those caddy mirrors are shaking a lot, I'm thinking they're going to lose one again
>>153756452>Just got home for work
Why is Audi so far behind? Aren't they supposed to be good at making cars?
>doohan died for this
total zac brown death
>>153756467Judgement is held until first competitive session, then will be immediately rendered
>Pit lane blockedRED FLAG
>>153756476reducing weight, all part of the master plan
>willy dead againpfffft
>williams sharted
>>153756450Is there a bovine Mr. Hands?
>>153756478F1 is work. Question?
>Siesta time for Sainz
Another piece of crap car
>>153756480fucking kek have you owned one?
Willy and Alpiss are utterly fucked.
they're going to need to remove the 2 hours limit if they want to see any racing with all the VSCs and SCs
>blocked the pitlaneasian drivers...
nice car, willy brosdidn't they sacrifice like 2 seasons for this?
Willyucks
>>153756508
>>153756458For the most part in recent years they've not really known or cared (or would know the difference between) different types of engines, unless like now it becomes unignorable because of the inescapable negative racing implications.
End these gay regs already
>>153756507No of course not they turn to electrical nightmares the day the warranty expires. But these are brand new so they should work.
>>153756513>>153756515I'M SORRY, CLAIRE
>virtual safety car>in a practice sessionuhghhgh
>Virtual safety carFor what purpose?
>red flagjust fucking push the car into the pitlane?????????????????????????????????????
rip
>game over
Is this going to be the shittest year of F1 ever?
>Kimi had 2 purple sectors
Williams in charge of fitting a Haltech
virtual safety carselectronic steering wheelsbattery powered race carsI miss the real world
pinnacle of motorsports btw
>>153756550Yes. It already is.
>just reboot the car brothe fuck are we doing here why can't he just fucking drive
evening, lads.gimisexo with migu
Merc PU is designed to explode in all of it's customer teams
>grok, write me a banger post for /f1/gimi
Williamsbros not like this, we were supposed to finally be competitive...
praying to witness all 8 great satan engines blow up in 1 race
>>153756562i say the same thing every time my tv boots up
>>153756467I shan't redeem.Also based for shitting on Kym, Epsteincore creep.
>>153756569Working as intended
>headrest loosenice start Aldi
Claude, write me a set of Formula 1 regulations for the 2026 season, make no mistakes
>max gets in the car>okay, throw the redproblem?
>>153756575your dreams should have been crushed a month ago in barcelona
>>153756577>link apple tv to f1>download f1 tv app for roku>sign in>something went wrongyou're damn right something went wrong
It's going to be a long year
I dont know lads.. im not feeling these new set of regulations fucking up all cars
>red flag>but pit lane entry now openwhat the fuck is the point of that? if the pit lane is open they've cleared the fucking car out of the way
>FIA waits 10 minutes to throw the red flag
>>153756584That's the problem, they didn't say make no mistakes at the end of the prompt.
GAY SPORT
>museo is still in that electric chair carJewish FIA trying to kill him.
dead sport, any title after 2008 isn't even legitimate
>car loss
fuck this semen slurpingsport
Mercedes PU shatwat nau?
>the cars are such a death trap that the marshals can't touch the dead williamsThis red flag is going to take ages
>someone paid to watch this
How has Alonso not just said fuck this for the final time and gone to some other motorsport
>>153756602The cars would rather kill themselves than race with these regs.
Do they have spare cars or is he just done for here?
>>153756614President of FIA is a muslim.
fuck this, off bed
after that wall repair i'm sure it will take another 20 minutes for them to move the car
lets just skip fp3 and quali and go straight to mercedeswinslol, this is embarrassing and I'd rather get to the cancer faster
Dare I say,grim and grave
>>153756631too expensive, think of the polar bears
>>153756626He thought that having newey designing a car specifically for him would make him win another WDC
>>153756635GRIM
>10 minutes virtual yellow>20 minutes red flagQualifying is going to be a complete shit show, isn't it?
>>153756626Masochist fetish
>>153756595i laughed when he passed out and crushed the girl to death
Spygate, now THERE was an f1 season*sips*
I wont even be disappointed when amx leaves this shitshow at this point
HamiGOAT WON
is the audio fucked up on f1tv or just me?
>>153756631don't be so elitist, this is a working class pastime
>>153756650He didn't notice the Honda stickers?
>>153756592jejif your tv is too old it wont work
>>153756467I don't get how this guy became such a big f1 photographer
You could repopulate a small country with the amount of semen I've been force fed
>delays and more delays>cars dying, undriveable or really slow>super-clipping>high chance of cancelled sand racesbest season ever
>>153756668ITS FUCKED ON MY END TOO IM IN D+
are abduls still malding about the new engines
semen slurping sport
>The Audi Motorsport tv spots make no mention of diesel carshmmm wonder why
>>153756690I got it in 2016 that's only a couple years ago right haha?
Will Max's radio work this session for the first time? I'm so excited to find out
>goblando is the longest serving mclel driverjoke team
>>153756722Basically brand new
hey you know what people wanna watch RACECARS do? drive slow on purpose to charge batteries
>>153756649>>153756670So if some guy causes a massive wreck does the season just end due to lack of cars?
>>153756656And wait for the race
>>153756722....i think you should get comfortable at your computer
without the new semen slurping regs this season would have been ford vs ferrari
last 2 digits dies next
>>153756746Massive wrecks don't happen very often because they push a button to overtake the guy in front and attempting to duel someone in a braking zone results in a penalty 50% of the time
>>153756756you mean without the illegal engines
>>153756756Incorrect, McLaren would have been even more dominant than before.
Reminder that all of this was for Audi
>>153756761Can it just be the last digit?
>>153756773And Porsche, but at least Audi showed up and isn't last.
these onboards are grimi as fuck
Graphics showing the mini sectors, that's new
>>153756773*because they were scared of audi
>>153756754I have the map and a couple driver cams up and the main broadcast on the big screen. At least Apple TV itself works. Kind of gay they don't let you do a multiview grid.
>they don't show speed anymoreKWAB
Holy shit, HamiGOAT is too fast
>they're not showing SoC graphsloli knew itenjoy guessing if someone is doing a prep or a fast lap
Looking forward to a nice energy management session (formerly called race, but that term obviously doesn't fit anymore) tomorrow, /f1/?
is there any sensible reason why they refuse to show the battery charge status?
Now it makes sense why Ferrari was lico last season, they were training for these shit cars
How is Gimi so fast?
>>153756811so you can't know how bad things really are
LawGOD on hards
>>153756810the term racing was too problematic anyway, as competition and toxic masculinity are close together
So when do they actually use the battery? All I'm hearing is how much they have to slow down to babysit and charge the thing but I'm not seeing any actual benefit from it.
>>153756811stop noticing
turbo 4s would have been less gay than this
COULD BE THE TOGGLE
Leclerc wife :)
>caddywhy can't these assholes drive faster
>>153756844>>153756847>idk lolkwab
BONO MY TOGGLE IS GONE
Must be the toggle
>>153756847must be the toggle
Lewis never really learns what his steering wheel does
>Ferrari
Lewis salty because the light isn't brown
>>153756847It was the toggle lmao
>>153756810>formerly called raceIt was tyre management event.
>>153756844>>153756847>we are checking>why don't you pull it?>PFFFFFRTTT
>>153755752i like both of those too mani can like more than one thing
>joe lee shitting on the stewards lol
>>153756868and I think they changed it this season to look more like his old Mercedes steering wheel too
>>153756839Well right now they are basically just saving it for 1 lap, going all out on that lap, then recharging.
the massive lift into turn 9 is grimi as fuckembarrassing even
>>153756868Turn it and go #1.Simple as.
it's over? overit's over. over.
>"It's blue light.">"And what does it do?">"It shines blue."Bravo Ferrari
>let's bring in alex brundle to over explain the new cars and make this all seem incredibly boring
Togglebros... we are so switched off...
>>153756897
Choco Senna already won!
Is Geroge still sandbagging?
Its gonna be Merc vs Fer isnt it
>criticizing the blue HP light
>>153756889they're not even lifting. that's just the battery stealing energy from the ICE
>Ferrari gloryrunning AGAIN
>can still hear the car noticeably decelerating from outboard shots
>they turned the speedo graphic just before turn 9 when the drivers have to liftKWAB
>all this stutteringand this is billion dollar ausnet
>>153756889>liftthey're not lifting, that's the grim part: >>153751988
>gone back to sandbagging for no reason Germans are the biggest cancer in motorsports, you may not like it, but it's true
>>153756941it can't go on like this, can it?
JAMES ALPHABET YOU'RE FIRED
Audibros how are we feeling
FP1 shitshowFP2 shitshowFP3 shitshow (ongoing)Qualifying shitshow (planned)Grand Prix shitshow (planned)
Genuine question.Do drivers end up suffering from CTE? The vibrations through their head is crazy.
>>153756938They are such pathetic bitches. They can't even own this shit. You've got people like Toto Wolff going "haha, why would anyone give a fuck about engine sounds? No one cares, people want to watch the race on a stream, maybe without sound on" ... but then they can't commit to this stuff. They wanted this eco-virtue signal bullshit. Now pull through, faggots
>>153756967Why do you think Jos tried to kill a bitch with his car
>>153756923they're still pushing the pedal to the firewall, but it mostly goes to the battery, not the wheels.The MGU-H was the stuff that made these engines work, it was free energy that now has to come from somewhere,.
>>153756966At least F2 is always there for us
It's coming
>>153756967pretty sure cte is an impulse issue
>>153756968n-next year, trust me bro
>>153756965Cautiously optimistic they won't completely botch it. We shall see
no rizz still can't judge the apex and rides the kerbs
What's happening to faggdo faggis, the reigning world champion. Why is ps3 showing him up?
Supposed WDC btw.
>>153756967Well in the old days most died in some sort of motor accident anyway so we don't have the data
What is the go to pirate stream site for F1 this season?
>>153757026rojadirecta
Chuck stop gloryrunning
the cars are slow
i didn't pay 8 euro for this
>>153757036kwab
Unlike Car Loss, Albono knows how to Ctrl-Alt-Del the Williams
>double Aston dnf>double Cadillac dnf>double Williams dnf >double Alpine dnf>at least 1 Ford engine dnf>at least 1 Ferrari engine dnf
>>153757032habla they ingles?
the ferrari looks like a formula e car in the onboard shot
brainlets will struggle
the cars are ugly
>>153757036works on my machine
>>153752053>Jeddah-2021 style crashesPersonally, I'm holding out for Webber's 2010 European Grand Prix.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVdMJ4AryG4
>>153757036works on my works on machine work on
14-16 cars only will finish
>>153757002Racist crackas at mclaren are designing the car around P*astri to keep a BIPoC down, as usual. Lando will catch up and put him in his place, as usual.
>>153757036KWAB I pay nothing and can somehow watch
>>153757057It doesn't even look like a Ferrari on the onboard, it looks like an Alfa Romeo.
Each time they do an on-board lap with someone I get a little more sad
>>153757076Not even that many will start bro
>>153757036Maybe you should've paid 8 euros for it then.Imagine complaining that a free stream doesn't work. Utter poorfag.
>>153757084yeah
>>153757034>>153757034They are faster than I expected, seem roughly comparable to the last era change. Considering the ultra-gay engine and fuel regulations, this is quite the achievement. With decent engine and fuel, these things would be very quick ... and there wouldn't be "superclipping" or whatever this bullshit term they've come up with is
NARB is still taking the pole, isn't he
>>153757036>pay
>>153757094yeah, medshitters will definitely struggle
i really do love how every ad is just a slow motion background blurred AI slop consisting of 6 sec clips
every year I'm reminded just how terrible british commercials are...
Lando Norris is a worse driver than Damon Hill or Jensen Button
>>153757036motherfuckers made it unable to watch on brave browser can't even take a fucking screenshoot
>>153757120>ad??????
>>153757107Only because they've got near-free use of front and rear DRS, which was introduced specifically to disguise the lack of power these cars make
>>153756810race is a construct
can't wait to hear at least 4 "box to retire the car" radios sunday
They are really trying hard to destroy F1. As long as the DTS audience is tuning in for more fake drama and ships, actual racing and people who like it can fuck off. This shit is borderline unwatchableThey finally made some good changes regarding DRS, the size of cars, and active aero ... but they decided to ruin it tenfold with their gay engines and the gay fuel and this shitty boost fuckery
norris bros how are we doing
I feel like Audi's going to be a lot better than I thought
>>153757148They don't exist.
>Hulk's onboard
>>153757147hopefully this will be the death of electric power in F1. this shit has to blow in their faces
Audi's mirrors look like they're about to lift off at any moment
>>153757148
>that audi superclipOH M UFUCKING GODLOLOOLLOOLLLTHIS ISNT REALLALKDSNMFLASKDNMFMIIIICKEEEEY MOSUEEEEEEMICKI MICKI MICKIII MAUSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did Checo and Bottas really return to F1 just to score 0 points?
>>153757151Sauber always brought fast cars for the first races and then tumbled down the pecking order because they couldn't develop.
>These cars are 4 seconds slowerIt's so over
>>153757124Just British """World Champions""" really.
>>153757151Taking over Sauber was a good move. They know their stuff. You just have to upgrade them, which is doable for a company of that size. And then everyone starts on a clean slate this year. The rest is rightfully demanding Audi/VW to not be massive retards. We shall see whether they can deliver in this regard
>>153757187All better than Piastri.
>>153757186That's with active meme aero too.
>>153757151audi doubters will never not be funny
sandbags status?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you tontonelli
>ANT
>NARG
KWAB ALERT
>Gimikek>>153757148Picture related.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU SHITTER
G E N E R A T I O N A L
>>153757175My boy Poorez...he just needs more time
>stfu ted
DEDED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>I'm okWho fucking cares. It's OVER
KWABONELLI
MERC IS KILL
KANTONELLI
OH NO NO NO
>cheating rocketship>completely fucks itholy shit, he was better in a shitbox
rip kimothy >child fleeing from totojej
kwab how?
wake me up
I still refuse to call this twink "Kimi">I'm OK. Is back
SHARTONELLI
George Russell. You are world champion.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153757094..what have you done
Grim
That car isn't getting fixed before quali
What's the collision deductible like on these things?
thats melbourne curbs for you
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
AND QUALIFYING IS OVER FOR THE MERC
>tune in>shartonelli crashedkwab, hes not making qualifying.
KWABGet cucked Toto
TOTAL MERCEDES DEATH
Hulkenberg's fault BTW
aussie marshals are not fixing that in 12 minutesm, session over lol
it's fucked
The Italian GOATifi
Looks like Aston Martin won't be last in quali after all
Put in bestie
it will take the local track jannies three hours to clean that up
SESSION WILL NOT RESUME
That gearbox is fucked too
lol ive done that in f1 2025you just dont keep full throttle on the kerb unless you have the wheel straight when youre on the kerb
>Toto's face on the replayDamn.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MORE SPEED MORE TORQUE THAN THEY’VE EVER HAD
MAXIE, WE HAVE AN OPEN SEAT MAXIIIEEEZE CAR IS VAST
Yeah he won't be ready for quali
Bono, my qualy is gone...
I've got to say these F1 muh EV cars look way more shit and unsafe and make me not want to buy an EV
If Cadillac can just complete laps everyone else may just explode before the race ends.
Please webm that and include toto's reaction
>>153757163I am 100% sure they are resistant to any sort of learning in this regard. They want to keep virtue signalling. And for every fan actually invested in proper racing, there are 10 social media drama faggots watching. If anything, the execs want to get rid of the old ballast for goodNever ever will they go "fuck, we got it, this sucks and isn't real racing. Sorry for that, have some more combustion engine power"At the very most, this is delaying the plans of people pushing for a mostly electric V4 that runs on rainbows and hugs
>Red Bull changed their suspension, trying to find some pace>Crash means they won't get a test runKWAB
SSS= Semen Slurping Sport
fake kimi outpoo chair in
see you tomorrow for Merc 1-2
tis but a scratch
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327pottery
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327
BONO MY CAR IS GONE
>>153757316>Toto's painFUKKEN SAVED
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327KINO
>>153757328At this point, it's impossible to call it a sport
>>153757316>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327The totocord is here
PIT EXITCLOSED
>>153757320They're going to dissolve Formula E and just call it Formula 1
I'm gonna go watch vtubers
Fake Gimi
>>153757334>Merc 1-2Merc 1, Merc 2 is up for debate
Aaaaaaand Russell wins the WDC
>>153757365Which one?
>>153757341>>153757344
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327Perfect
chuck is cuteis he single?
>>153757363>where are you going?>come back!
Jorj on pole, Chuck or PS3 P2
>>153757346ke but where is the damn webm I NEED IT
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327ASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327Kek
What the fuck was that Gulf tuxedo on that dude lol
>>153757365AYAYA
>>153757367they have a literal illegal engine, they'll be fine
>>153757365Cringe
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327kek'd
>>153757147it's already over. the women dts audience is now almost 50% of f1 fans and you already know what happens to any male dominated sports with large female fanbasehttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-06/female-fan-surge-formula-one-aus-grand-prix/106412186?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other
Does Melbouourne get a lot of smog or something? Everything looks grim and dirty.
>>153757369ew...
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327simply lovely
that car is not doing quali i don't think
>>153757346kinography
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327This is what we needed to make do with before .gifs were a thing.t. unc
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327put me in the screenshot
swipe harder janny
>>153757395To benefit from an illegal engine you need a functional, non-barrier facing car
>>153757395It's not illegal if they are allowed to use it.
>>153757399It's majority Muslim/Indian now
>>153757365And I'll go back to umamusume. Gotta do my cm runs and farm more fans
clean it up janny
>viewers are switching off...>cut to one of the thicc engineers/pit crew
>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327You can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks
>>153757391AYAYA AYAYAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk&feature=youtu.be
QUALIFYING SIMULATION RUN. KINO.
>>153757407Bit of tape and it's good as new
the sandbags off = the car becomes too powerful to handle by the shitter
Pottery
>>153757324>mfw it could be over>>153757326>mfw it is probably over>>153757327>mfw it's definitely over
>>153757438ABSOLUTE KINEMA
>>153757151>doubting audiDo you even /motorsport/?
someone let max in pls ty
>Montermini>De Cesaris>AntoneliThe name "Andrea" has a really bad track record in this sport
>>153757454Grief in three stages
>>153757438may allah bless you sir
So we can all agree>aero good>enginesbehead the FIA
>>153757446ooooo and thats a kwab
>>153757438Seems like that one hurt
>>153757344Who wouldn't fuck a uma?
There is a parallel world in which F1 rules are basically just (stricter) size and weight limitations plus the car has to have four wheels plus no X wings because those are fucking uglyOh, and there's no oil in the Arab world and the person who would come up with DTS got mauled by 20 pitbulls before he could have the ideaThis world must basically be heaven
>>153757365Recommend me some
>Aston Martin makes qualifying>Mercedes doesn'tAPOLOGISE.
>>153756911lmao
>>153757422damn, i guess tax evasion is legal then because half the rich in the world do it.
>>153757446>the turn signal spazzing outlol
I just hope the actual race ends up being good because so far I'm having more fun watching formula e
>>153755247>he says, "Kick out the Europeans"?He didn't say that.
>>153757420And all the kings marshalls and all the kings men couldn't put vrrmdy vroomdy back together again
>>153757398Ex-gf claimed to be into F1 a couple years ago. She never watched a single broadcast, only DTS, followed all the drivers' socials and liked hamilton because he was a "decent human being". This is the new demographic I guess.
what a disaster, half of them aren't even going to get a lap
>>153757446Did he get hit with a blue shell?
>>153757477>plus the car has to have four wheelsWhy are you gey?
meme quali and race confirmed
>>153757496did u hit her?
>McLaren >Mercedes >Ferrari No need to watch qualy
>>153757398>>153757496I was about to say. As if these people actually care about the races. They get by just fine watching DTS and checking the cutest drivers' social media accountsBut that also means that there's no reason for them to ruin the fucking races
>like a dragsterfuck off
>>153757513I just pumped and dumped
cheatcedes
>>153757398tourist here, this shit is not a real sport so you deserve to be invaded by kpop fans
WIR
bruh
>SANDBAGS REMOVED
Holy illegal car
AND IT IS OVERRRRRRR
>>153757438
its over
Cheatcedes
lmfao the kraut faggots keep saying they don't think they can get pole btw
OMINOUSBROS, WE EATIN GOOD
>antonelli missed a free podiumkek
they were allowed to use an illegal engine btw, now we have to suffer
>>153757545Cope
>They're laughing at Mercedes?!?!?>Activate itNARBWL
How many rounds of this Merc shit again?
>0.6How over is it?
Congratulations George Russel for Winning 2026 Formula World Drivers Championshop
MAX VERWASHEDEN
>>153757598Yugi...
FRAUDSTAPPEN EXPOSED
It's 2014 all over again
i miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
MERCEDES WINS LOL>MERCEDES WINS LOLMERCEDES WINS LOL>MERCEDES WINS LOLMERCEDES WINS LOL>MERCEDES WINS LOL
>>153757576Mercedes will now be backing George for the championship.Ultimate kwab.
you guys TOLD me that max was the greatest
You know, I really wanna like Mercedes. I'd love to if I could. They are a German company at the end of the day, there's no reason for me to enjoy nu-Williams or McReddit. But goddamn, Mercedes are doing everything in their power to be extremely despicable even if you leave the nationalism factor aside (ignoring that the team itself is UK-based)
it's completely over, it has never been more over than it is nowshit regs, cheatcedessee ya next year
>>153757583all 24 since the new measuring methods won't manifest the illegality of the engine anyway
>>153757598my goat is washed...
>>153757604>>153757608Yeah isn't he supposed to be good at this? Why is he in 6th place?
off to goon to TSC candids until quali
>That Russell lap okay I'm going to bedI've seen this story before
>>153757532no opinion to provide on either premise
Until Sak Brown sabotaged his car
>>153757592First British WDC since 2009 coming up
>amx already sabotaging his team because he's heading soon to great satan to drive their cheat car
>NARB gets gifted a WDCFuck this gay sport
linblad stalled the start againkwab
>>153757598Oh so Max is definitely retiring after this season
>>153757624There will not be 24 races this year, but otherwise agreed.
>>153757639bro, hamilton? and norris
>>153757652>>153757652
The only thing that can save this shitty race is the Ferrari rocketship at the start
>>153757612>Horner>Ginger spice (tiny cutie)>A literal black woman (big)Who does little nigga actually refer to in this?
>>153757647He deserves one more than Lando.
/F1/ seething as usual lolI told you George will be your next BoogeymanLiterally reverse /r/lewis hamilton this thread
Uhhh kid? will you take your helmet off?
when do the max to mercedes rumours start up again?
>>153757620Aren't we allowed to like the great satan f1 team now that they're not blacked anymore?
>>153757661African and ???, both aren't British
At least it'll be fun watching gimi come from the back
he hates that car lol
what the fuck are those engine soundsits like the engine keeps cutting off
>George P1 by 75 seconds>Kimi P20-P2 surge Look forward to it because it's coming
>>153757725>toto save me
>>153757702They are still insufferable cunts, albeit not quite as terrible. Once Toto is gone and Russell is replaced with a non-Brit who is a real boy and not a black LARPer, we can perhaps talk
>>153757704Neither of them are African.
>>153757702go ahead and like the cheats all you want
>>153757748Sustainability is key, please understand no one actually wants to see racing. Thanks for making the world a better place. Now pay upPinnacle of motorsports btw
>>153757623Fake Gimi will start from the grid btw
>>153757748No more car pov lol.
>>153757753he's going to the WEC I think he's legit done with f1
>2014 v2Why do the shit parts of history have to repeat?
>>153757725Should pick mercedes dumb Maxtard
GET THIS STREET SHITTING JEET OFF MY SCREEN
>>153757799He's going GT3 racing, WEC is great but it has this energy management stuff times 100000
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>>153757324>>153757326>>153757327literally the perfect post sequence, almost as good as the >>123456789 get
>>153757838He has LMH plans with Daytona and Le Mans
Dun dun WHO FUCKING CARES
i paid for f1tv for this
>>153757664
