heem
this still up?
>>153750649i pick charles
>>153750729no fucking way he beats max
This is the thread? I thought clozzy was making one.
>>153750714slow day
Power Slap
>>153754455White House
>>153750729charles by subdattebayo (believe it)
>>153760415ol rnc chuck
one. more. dance.
Just saw the card. What are we doing here
>>153754455its number 1 bullshit that this will never be me
>>153760544that may be the gayest post ever on /heem/ and boy have there been some contendersSomeone post the rizin card, any good fights tonight?Prospects?And soccer kicks are legal right?
lil jigga getting absolutely bullied in there
It’s Conor. He’s talking about fighting for the bmf at 170. He’s skipping the White House card
He never gave up...
YOUTUBE STREAM IS DONEfreestreams has it
It's stone cold steve manlet time
>>153760771nigga, are you in my head?you talking about the wh card fight that just fell thru?https://x.com/MikeBohn/status/2030132182518505481?s=20I just saw this
Canada's top prospect
>>153760861I trust Dana to make it work somehow. Next year if necessary.
hunter campbell was last seen entering the ufc performance institute restroom with an extension cable
>>153760861yethe look on hunter’s face says he expected this
>>153760818ありがとうございました。(^o^)/
>>153754455>>153760544Why are there white men that like asian women? What’s attractive about them? Why don’t you want a white woman
laramie lookin like a world champ out there
why this babby have a moustache
HEEEEEEM STOPPYRARAMIEEEEEE
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhHhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhh
I'M TONY FUCKING LARAMIE AND I'M THE BESTTHAT'S ITThank you, I'm also canadian, I'm sorry for cussing.
>>153761344>long hair>gay king lion chest tattoo>canadianthey're saying he's the new king of cringe
john swee knee-ru
This sport is fucked
>UNDEFEATED AMERICAN BANTAMWEIGHT PROSPECT>RECORD: 14-3
>>153761432i seen that tom tylenol kid get signed by that eddie guy
>>153761432>handsome british chadsnigga, how do you keep posting gayer and gayer shit?i didn't think your last post could be topped, but you did itp4p /heem/'s gayest poster...btw they had Jiri signed
HEEM LEAKYHEEM ELBOWYHEEM HORROR STORYHEEM BLOOD BATH
ZEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEM LEAKY TAPPY
justu breedu
Cereal Gane will never be world champion
>>153761325thats a hard 27
>>153761592are you the same ausbro that used to be in the /heem/speak years back?
gsp is fighting in DC
>>153761581Ciryl Gane has been the undisputed heavyweight champion since January 2022.
i see rizin has brought out the auspedo
>>153761607Faggot!
>>153761639birds of a feather
>>153760861Cursed card
>>153761622GSP vs Nick Diaz 2 confirmed for the WH card
>>153754455
rizin would thrive with 2v1 fights
I’m too fast for any of youI’m gonna be gone from this thread before anyone can reply
zeem cut
HEEM BLOODBATHHEEM SPRAYINGHEEM PISSING BLOOD
>>153761762nah b youll b back
absolute bloodbath this heemzin morning lads
>>153761772*gets rocked*
heem stoppyfucking retard opened the cut up wiping it with the towel lmao they were about to let him go
bleedy stoppy
dude's adrenaline is thru the roof, heartbeat is pumping blood out of that gushercut wasn't that bad desu, they could've let it go. his heartrate would've slowed as his adrenaline dumped and the bleeding would've slowed
>superficial cut stops the fightsoft pusy shit
>>153761798*stoppage due to cut*
tfw jinnosuke gets to plap itsuki hirata
here's the whole rizin 52 carddamn i didn't realize hideo tokoro was 48hope he heems this kid into a living death
Zeepy
HEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEPY
Unc Sleepy
>>153761889Since Rickson gracie ducked Sakuraba senior, Kron should fight Sakuraba junior to right that wrong, make it happen Sakakibara-san
>>153761859waluigi-looking mfker
monkee..?
obligatory eminem walkout
Making pancakes thinking about how clozzys mom died, lmfao rip
>>153761907
Fuck that bihh fr tho, kek kys piggy
>>153760938Dead mom lol
>POOFC browns actually think Danoid could beat Eddie in a boxing matchKEEEEEEK
cheerio means bye you stupid cunt
HEEEEEEEEEM
ZEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM NIPPY
CHEERIO IRENE
yuki ito has some sick inkd-do tattoos make you tougher/ a better fighter lads?
heemu brack peebo!
>>153761979we need a webm, webm brothis rizin card has been pure violence7 fights, 7 finishesbloodheemssleepies
>avatarfagging as young asian girlsWhat mental illness is this?
wmma into intermission, extra long piss break
>>153762040>not flat
>>153762055scared bitch
>>153762055>>153762070Neck yourself pedo
>>153762034fuck it i did it myselfthank you me
they're about to ruin the heemstreak arent they
gibs link to rizin?
>>153762131buy it on rizin tv derro
my cute but no so good wife...
>>153762166oh it's only $20 based
>>15376218128 aussie dollars
no, no we can hate you. didnt finish to break the streak. fuck you whore. fuck. you.
intermission finna be like 45 bings
>>153762203Decided against it. On a spending ban.
I wanna see the ringgirls not these two goofs
Half a dozen ringtail hawks outside my window, mating season just constantly fighting, fucking, and hunting all hours of the day and night they're assholes why are they doing this to me??
>>153762226https://freestreams-live1b.pk/mma-2/
INTERMISSION 23 BINGS
>>153762236show some respect to the voice. the masons will be after you
>>153762240thanks legend
>>153762240>>153762270Phishing link btw gang
>>153762280Go to bed.
>>153762314We'll see
>>153762265Is it true that freemasons put boys in gowns and stage faux marriages with them?
wtf the fuck I just clicked that link and I got phished like a got damn tuna
>>153762334You got bussed wide open methinks
>>153762340grab me some shrimp chips b calbee
>tfw rizin intermission
They done got yo ass, playa!
>>153761068They're quite childlike til 40 as well as smaller in stature, so paedophiles are attracted to them without fear of reprisal.
rizinGODS we are back
idgaf how old these asian bitches are they ugly as HELL
bro really seething cause some doos fuck asian chicks
Asian women in their late 30's revved him?
every time an asian girl kisses your jimmy this anon sheds a tear
HEEEEEEEM PUKEY
so dramatic lmao
>>153762477There's a lot to unpack here.
kolesnik won on damage
>>153762477Disgusting
holy shit boots on the ground HAPPENING
his eye is open wtf
>>153762717he is asian thats his first layer of vision. they have three
heem pokey?
Will the replay get uploaded anywhere?
fucking sick history reel promo
wtf is that gay shit
Still looking for Wanderlei's version of Darude Sandstorm ie with Barry Harris' voice from Dive in the Pool
kinoooooooo
he better roll his wrists
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
THE BIG KWABOSH
holy shit, why do sakuraba's always get viciously heem'd?
heemu shovelcutto
see newfags, this is why japanese mma is peak mmamiddle of the night, kino heems, blood, sleepsultra-violenceonly real mma fans experience this
bloodline status: HEEM
manifesting patchy shits getting stomped out
who yall got?patchy or akimoto?
>>153762978akimoto.. its written for him to get this win before he is 20
>>153762947Why did Sakuraba never even once attempted to contest the outside foot angle? He just got the worse position for the whole match and accepted it.
neither of them beat shaydullaev
>>153763011he is green
patchy looking stiff as per
YEEEEEEES ahahahahah patchy is so fucking shit
how is this legal?this jap kid is beating the hell out of this elderly black man
>itchy dicks
heh... my boy pmixz...
this nigga washed
HEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
SOCCER KICKUUUUUUUUUDIE PATCHY DIE
blacks cant fight
Smellatorgrampas...
early stoppage...they should've let him murder him>you now remember this literal human personification of basedjack said patchy mix was not only the best bantamweight outside of the ufc, but he was the best in the world
>>153763191Excellent post.
poofc in 12 bongs but heemzin already won the weekend
Bro at this point I feel bad for Patchy. From the champ of an org to getting fucked up by UFC public enemy #1, a debutant and finally a teenager.
>lets go have a macys day parade tonight
cheering qt on the left
Last one. That was a good card
>>153763228>fucked up by UFC public enemy #1, a debutanthe had a staring contest with bautista, close fight with the pole. no one has done him like thathe's utter dogshit and you shouldn't feel bad for him
Just how bad was Bellator?
bellator was the premier mma organization.
rizin is top tier, ufc needs to add soccer kicks
Rizin each month steady eatin!
>>153763350They should just copy the entire ruleset, so kino.
>>153763397the only thing that's different is soccer kicks and grounded knees
/heem/, why are japs so violent?
>>153763426Isnt the scoring also different? I think they judge the whole fight rather than by round
>>153763478they just adopted a 10 point system but with their own criteria, this event was the first to use ithttps://youtu.be/YwbYDY6LNE0?si=KnUCuTSr7omjRv4I
>>153763397it's just the whole busido culture of japanese mmathey're warriors, they come to win or lose. live by the sword, die by the sword.you don't have pussy grapplefuckers that laynpray to avoid a fight & get a w. and the fans respect it. the arena is always so quiet during fights, you can hear every shot land and their corners.soccer kicks and grounded knees would help with the wrestlefucking too, but that dagestani/gsp loser mindset of avoiding fights needs to be rooted out.
the wmma left me apparently i'm a sexist pig
my heem brothers and sisters
max and charles are simply not draws
that was awful only hours before history is being made
>>153763584between this period another layer of bots was added to 4chan. GG>>153763632
Natalia Silva
Vallejos will heem
Chiwiwi
>>153763940he's not fighting today idiot cazzie
>why yes, I’d like to pick the pure striker who has never grappled in a fight over the p4p greatest submission artist in MMA historyDo you lot even listen to yourselves
>>153763994you want to be a bong so bad
test
My sons
am i allowed to say charles looks like a monkey? he goes out of his way to do so
The comedy of a bong accusing an American of wanting to be British lmao
>>153763197We're so pathetic, honestly. All of us.. Myself included. I'm just as stupid, retarded and pathetic as anyone reading this. We don't even deserve to be spoken in the same breath as REDDIT of all places.. Somehow in this timeline we're even dumber than reddit cazies now.Why the fuck did we so arrogantly back Patchy Mix when we clearly didn't know what the fuck we were talking about?
>>153764011Holy fuck this is the most insane thing Ive ever read in this webzone.
>>153763197Clint is the single worst predictor among the ufc youtube crowd. If you fade his picks you can make good money
what is YOUR favorite fight of the card?
>>153764153main event, obviously.
>>153762925If you want blood and sleeps watch BKFC. Every fight is bloody and 75% are knockouts
>>153764153Xiao KOing CodySumudaerji subbing AguilarTumendemberel KOing Durden
>>153764153its a good fight night
>>153764160This>>153764153Besides main event I love robocop Aguilar vs Sumudaerji is a sleeper pick
>>153764153De Ridder time for that nerd faggot to be humbled on paramount
>>153764171Cody isn’t getting knocked out. He fights to protect his chin these days. He’ll lose a decision because he never let his hands go and got out landed
>>153764153I'm tuning up to watch Gellato get slept then im gonna play cities skylines until main event starts
>>153764203RDR seemed shook in his interactions with Caio. Came off like a bitch on heembedded
>>153764153Borralho vs the riddle definitely
>>153762925>>15376416680% of bkfc "knockouts" are just knockdowns with the ref speed counting so the promotion can say they have a high finish rate lolI still watch that crap because there are good heems but the majority of them are just knockdowns and pathetic stoppages.
>>153764239That’s what a boxing knockout is lol At least a couple people get slept every card
Max Holloway vs. Charles Oliveira Caio Borralho vs. Reinier de RidderRob Font vs. Raul Rosas Jr.Drew Dober vs. Michael JohnsonGregory Rodrigues vs. Brunno Ferreira
pay the fighters less and make them fight bareknuckle mma. 20k bonuses max
you would have to be a fool to not choose charles aura-veira for the win
>>153764322OlivesBorralhoRosas JrDoberFerreira
Caio by fake bridge painted on a wall
>>153764249Boxing they you stand back up to keep fighting. BKFC a guy will get dropped only to a knee and the ref will count to 10 in literally 3 seconds. And as the knucker started standing back up lol
>>153764322CharlesCaio Rosas Johnson Robocop
>>153764343>BKFC ref will count to 10 in 3 seconds Has literally never happened you stupid lying faggot
>>153764322Max ShitroomCaio should daioFont=FartJohnson nosnhoJBruno Fe'hay'ta
>>153764322HollowayBorralhoRosas Jr.JohnsonRodrigues
>>153764322min smallowayRDRRosasDoberRobocop
haven't been on /heem/ in a couple of months except for the odd fight thread. this place still fucked? neet bongs and fin larper keeping things ruined cuz they have nothing going on irl?
>>153764322Charles OliveiraReinier de RidderRob FontDrew DoberBrunno Ferreira
>>153764322OliveiraBorralhoFontJohnsonRodrigues
>>153764153brazillians are so FUCKING UGLY
>>153763870the second one isn't me thougheverbeit
>>153761889>patchy headlining in 2026i can't believe you fools actually try to sell this bullshit as good
>>153764322Max HollowayReinier de RidderRob FontDrew DoberGregory Rodrigues
>>153764322Charles by KOCaioGoblin jr.MJ by murderThe hulk
>>153764322Max Holloway Reinier de RidderRaul Rosas Jr.Michael JohnsonGregory Rodrigues
>>153764322CharlesRDRFontDoberRodrigues
>>153764322charlesrdrrosasdoberferreira
>>153764429i meant while the site was broken theres something like 1.2 billion fins i read somewhere
>>153764322Chucky OlivesDe RidderRosas JrMichael JohnsonRodrigues
>>153764322maxcailloupaul jrdobermanrobot cop
>muslims all picking chuck
>>153764322maxcaiorauldoberferreira
>>153764322>Shartles Oliveira>Caio Borralho>Raul Rosas>Michael Johnson (dober's first heem loss to a blkboy)>Gregory Rodrigues
>Another new video in my recommended feed telling me that Brantston Schwab is finishedThis has happened every month for at least the past five years. Why are they bullying /ourboy/ like this?
>>153764411until they kill themselvesyes we are still under barrage of faggotry
It's insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
>>153764322>Charlos>Reinier the de Ridder>Raul Rosas Jr.>Michael Johnson>Greg Rod
>>153764153AmeriCANS are so fucking ugly
>>153764545You very well could possibly be the biggest loser out of everybody posting here right now, and that's saying something.
>>153764545He's 6'4", gets pussy and has a solid work ethic. This led to moderate success which really, really upsets some people that fashion themselves more deserving, often claiming to be more intelligent.
>>153764322>Max Holloway>Caio Borralho>Raul Rosas Jr.>Drew Dober>Brunno Ferreira
>>153761889Cancelled my abema subscription when Sakakibara signed Patchy Mix.... wtf is he thinking?
>>153764581We can't all be friends with Joe Rogan though can we?
When you make greentext picks isn't the implication that you're picking that person to lose?
>>153764595Mix just got brutally heemed by a 19 year old rookie bapa
Remember when Leon got his head sho' dead moment and /heem/sters started posting slips where they bet he would 3rd round heem in his next fights? another example would be justin gaethje heeming barboza 7 years ago and all of /heem/ and commentators say "JUSTIN GAETHJE ALWAYS HAS THE NUCLEAR OPTION WITH ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT POWER!!!" A lot of us are doing it with Max now. What is this phenomenon called?
>>153764605If you had worked harder you would have had a chance at meeting him. I know this sucks to hear but you would never in a million years be friends with Joe because you're a loser.
oliveras a pussy bitch retard so I never choose him
>>153764545this plus mr beast and joe roganany day now and they are FINISHED
Just want to say thank you as always picksbro. We love you.
>>153764153Expect numbered events to get weaker and weaker as they transition away from the PPV model.
UFC 327: Valter Walker vs Martin Buchecha
>>153764665Expect all events to get weaker. UFC got paid and they don’t care anymore. Making $1.1B plus all ticket and merch sales for the next 7 years
>>153764518i sent the last post fersure because i had a funny post about the 10 point must system and 9 9 rounds that got vacuumed in the ether
>>153764685smdh imagine where we would be now if it was posted successfully
Charles dad has an insane beer gut Looks like a bong who goes to pub for a few pints every day
>>153764629You think being friends with Joe Rogan is determined by how hard somebody works?
>>153764153Dober vs Johnson, obviously
There is this dude who never gets picks right, he picked Max, Charles will win i am afraid albeit we regret this predicament
>>153764699perhaps the greatest disgrace of our lifetime guess we'll sataday nite you know the thing
Is it true? apparently the latest 4chan maintenance perma banned all the psycho fucks on heem
>>153764759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTvO2Vhr2nI
great news eurobro's instead of the the main events starting at 3am, they now start at 2am!1! woohoo we eating good
>>153764759I'm still here Jon
>>153764839for the love of chatri... let me help>>153764322link the 'mali my good man
>>153764322Charles OliveiraReinier de RidderRaul Rosas Jr.Michael JohnsonGregory Rodrigues
>>153764759>uae flag >fin flag>irish flag>american flag>canadian flag>serbian flag>british flag>french flag>brazilian flag>german flagchillan flag, mexican falg, moroccan flag, viet flag, jap flag, algerian flag, polish flag, spanish flag, russian flag, bulgarian flag, kazak flag have not been seen yet but theyre sleeping
>>153764829theyre working to capture your market! thanks ari!
>>153764549unfortunate. they really are the lowest of the low
>>153764628Max is gonna beat Charles through footwork and attrition
>>153764759Im hear
>>153765055charles doesn't get outpointedhe's a heem or be heemed cat
>>153765122hi hear im aapo
>hi hear im aapo
>>153764829UFC is American
Buying a ppv used to feel good back in the day. Like I would get a dopamine hit when I would click buy on the directv guide. I'll never give jew Larry Ellison a cent.
>>153765155Arman
>>153764720I think Brendan would have never met Joe if he hadn't played college ball, trained mma, competed in the UFC and been a handsome 6'4" man. If you had any of those traits you would drastically improve your odds of meeting Joe and becoming his friend. Again, this is undeniably true and should not upset you.
Schaub's comedy career is the biggest laugh of the 21st century even though he's not funny at all. How did he do it??
>>153764322Max HollowayCaio BorralhoRaul RosasDrew DoberRodrigues
Rogan got caught stealing jokes from the gringo papi, the bit about boats
>>153765248he didn't get outpointedhe got wrestlefucked and still would have won via sub if arman's shorts didn't fall down and make charles lose the body lock
what's with the 4 cancelled fight, is Dana White a washed up promoter?
>>153764322Oliveira RdrRaulDober Ferreira
>>153765312who's the skirt
>>153765327One of the casablanca main fights got cancelled a minute ago too
>>153764322MaxCaioFontMJRodrigues
>>153764322ChuckyCowFontDoberGregory
>>153765361>Dana...says
>>153764322OliveiraRidderRosasJohnsonRobocop
UFC Valkoinen talo : Khabib vs Tony
im a freezer fridge
>>153765316Darth Vader and Plapatine type shit type shit
>>153765428mitä helvettiä
Is /heem/ prepared to talk about the high possibility that the Russian picks poster died in the war?
>>153765461don't care, he'll be back we all come back.
>>153765461He was visibly disabled I doubt they drafted him.
>According to "Hendo," Cyrille Diabate, fellow UFC 205-pounder who stands at six feet, six inches tall, has assisted the former Olympian in preparing for his upcoming title fight against "Bones," simulating his obvious height and reach advantage.Jones is fucked.
>>153765461He hasn't died but he did get drafted
>>153764322HollowayBorralhoRosas Jr.JohnsonFerreira
>>153764322Oliveira RDRRaulJohnsonRodrigues
>>153764322Max HollowayCaio BorralhoRob FontMichael JohnsonGregory Rodrigues
>do bronx>doesn't live in The Bronx
>>153764322HollowayRidderFontJohnsonFerreira
charles may have been able to beat arman if the rules of the sport were completely different
>>153765324He lost on the cards. That's being outpointed. Take some BJJ classes and you'll stop with the shorts cope. Arman has the best choke defense in the UFC.
so no one cares about my wmma update
>>153765356I dont know its a random pic on internet
>>153765714nobody cares about you constantly making shit up while never leaving 4chan, no
>>153765836my heart is heemed and this is your reply
Has the card rater weigh in?
>>153765894yeah, giving it a 6.8/10 on paper. could be an 8/10 on the night
now that the dust has settled, what did hunter tell mick
>>153764322SmollowayRDRChiwiwiMJRobocop
>>153764322Carlos AloeVeraBoh'haioRyu Roses JuniorMichael JohnsonThe HULK
>>153765965Trump nuked his very reliable cartel connection
>>153765965mick says >oh my- jones sucks
>>153764322>Charles "Do Bronx" Oliveira da Silva >Caio Vinicius "The Natural" Silva Borralho >Raúl Gilberto "El Nino Problema" Rosas Rios Jr.>Andrew Martin Dober>Gregory Felipe "Robocop" Santos Rodrigues
Nice jab by Holloway, Poirier circles Great combination by Holloway, and now a response from the Diamond
>>153765965Moleman is back and teabagging Robocop
Borralho drilled RDR's soul with that '' de quitter'' line, if he heems him, expect the tiktok editors to be first in line to highlight it
>>153764322CharlesAskren's killerChiwiwiDober Greg
>tfw kayla pulled out of ufc wh
>>153766128>Borralho>heeming
was it really Kayla? did she ruin the only "wmma" fight worth watching in recent memory?
What is up fight fans we're gonna announce the White House Card. We got Volk vs Lopes 3 badass fight, Lopes is trying to avenge his loss
me son's fookin daft
>>153766242He heemed cannonier before he unheemed him with unnecessary follow up shots
>>153766311If the white house card sucks I dont think we as an collectinve have any reason to contnue living.
me son's a bloomin' 'elmet y'know
>>153760861So was it Jon or Conor?
>>153766367what are yuo inmpliyng
>>153766410mick and hunter you dumb cazzie
>>153766410If it was Conor then Dana would have been bright red when telling Nina.
>>153766300I feel like there is a metaphor here for something
>>153766356QAnonier was just pulling guard
>>153766423Yuo get pussy so maybe its different for you. For us unfucked weemers thats aboot it b
I am the heat
>>153766515see >>153763584back to square one b blessed are the heems to get me through this difficult time
Why did RDR accept a fight so quick? I thought he was taking a break, because of this short break I can feel a heem from Caio incoming
>>153764322Chuck R.d R.Rosas Menace Robocock
>>153766493can't put my finger on it
>>153766616He only lost to Allen because he was anemic.
whatever happened to schaub bro?
IT'S FUCKING UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hBSIAHyvuI
>>153766813Dana fag put goober on ice since he ditched the satanic pedophile cabal child sacrifice ceremonies
>its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hBSIAHyvuIFull chael conor interview is on yt now
>>153766813>>153766920>Conor/Colby confirmed
>>153766920He said he's more likely to be at the white house card watching the fights next to dana and headlining the international fight week card the next month.
Why is there no wmma on the card? UFC needs to be more inclusive.
>>153767062include these nuts in your mouth, playa!
looks like gooby was originally not on the white house but the jones fight fell through and now goobys manager is meeting with the ufc on monday
>>153767081include my balls across your forehead
Brendan Schaub is not my lover He's just a b that walgged me to his trugg
>>153764322HollowayReindeer the RiddlerBob FontMJHuebama
>>153767100and asked if hap was from africa
>>153767115mj?
Why is no one discussing that if Jiri wins his belt will be even more cardboard than Justin's.
>>153767125Nice
>>153767165what a stupid thing to say when cunt asspisstwat is ruining the division
Schaub will never admit his deep seated hate for Rogan
sodomize pissanaldogshit bumforallpedodad retardsson heavyweight used to be bad ass, firemen beating dc senseless, mexicans ending the lesnar meme, overeem, hunt, now it's trash shitforbrains crying about his eye and doing circus nonsense with eddie turdwhat a disgrace
are they announcing the shite house card on the broadcast tonight
>>153767165Not really since Pereira has vacated, no one thinks Justin has a chance at beating Ilia
>>153767165reddit fighters like tom and jiri always get a pass on r/heem
>>153767290Dana said they'll announce it once you stop bitching (never)
I had it 50-45 Gamrot over Charles btw
Dirty Diaper Donald's POOFC Shite House Fight Night
Jiri wins the title and moves to heavyweight and destroys Alex in round 1
I've been trying to enjoy watching fights but lately I can't stop thinking that Trump might be watching the fight and enjoying it, too, and I simply lose all feeling of joy. Such a contemptible man.
>>153764322MaxCaioChiwiwisJohnsonFerreira
are the fights gonna start 30 mins later because of the cancelled fight?
>>153767459that sounds fucking retarded
>>153767459Don't look at it as fights starting later. Look at it as more time to listen to Dominick Cruz.
>>153764322OliveiraBorralho Font JohnsonRodrigues
>>153764153dober vs john
>me name's tom aspinall and i beat curtis blaydes once
How many bings I want to take a nice bath before
>>153767518mmm
>>153764322MaxCaioRob fontDrew doberBrunno
>>153767529
>>153767451my social worker randomly went off on trump yesterday very puxxling as we were talkin about job oppurtunities
>>153764322MaxRDRRobDrewGregory
>>153767551That was a typo, I meant to say "one bong"
>>153764322HollowayDe RidderFontDoberFerreira
>>153767555>social workersingle moms go on welfare, not men
Rumor is that if Raul wins in emfatic fashion tonight then the Whitehouse card will become Ufc noche Riyadh season Whitehouse. Raul will be the face of the whole card plus grasso and zellhuber. Looking to book silva v yair as well.
>>153767593You lost tranny
>>153767584Conor McGregor was on welfare and he's a millionaire
>>153767593>zellhuber26 years old and already flushed
Holloway by decision or late TKO. No I will not bet on it
>>153767646kill yourself
What to do with 30 minutes....what to do..
baby birds and such
>>153764322MaxRiddlerFontJohnsonRodrigues
>>153767624only because he had a gf to pay rent and the such
>>153767691Dont do it OG
>>153767756I reckon Ill never work again with what they give me
>>153767691Shower tinky fuck
It seems like the main event of the white house card is off
If you sent morales to dagestan for 3 years, all them dagestani niggas would be wearing earrings and skinny jeans by the time he left
>no white house>no 30 million>no hips>no boyfriendbonesxisters...
>>153767789Oh no! Anyways...
Yeah we got a badges fight for the white house, can't wait to announce itWhat do you mean Jon killed a guy
paper champ
Hap and Ace
paper cup
>>153767780I only work to kill time it is with all due respect to the employed of heem for fools and horses
Imagine the Chandlers are your neighbors. I would move!
Khamzat was supposed to fight on the white house card but he just joined hezbollah
This shit goes hard
>>153767896fuck brie marry the neighbor and kill anything else that moves
got dang it Mike can you tell your chilluns to stop breaking into my shed to drink malt liquor
Brie never even took Mike's name. I 100% believe she's a beard that is just passive aggressively acting out a humiliation ritual.
Michael Chandler would be the LW GOAT if he was allowed to cum
Luke Fernandez vs Rodolofo Bellato
I love how hap is a lanky flamboyant little boy and Ace looks like an evil goblin dwarf. Life is always ying and yang
will the White House card be disappointing?
>>153764322MaxRDRFont Racially unmotivated Dober Robocop
>>153768119Maybe? Maybe not. Hope this helps.
Rodolfo bellato simply imitated aspinal
>>153768119In an word? Flatufukc
hearn pays his niggas as low as $1500 lmao
>>153766920Is Goob punchy, or has he somehow developed a lisp?
>>153768162Dana isn't going to fuck you lil bro
>>153768162Can't wait to see Luke Thomas' video addressing this.
>>153768151He's a winner. Bet the house.
>>153768162Not exactly a vociferous denial of a payout
Make a special bmf edition game thread and put some effort into it or I will not partake
>>153764322MaxDe RiddlerChiwiwisDoberFerreira
>>153768254shut up you poof
>>153768254waaay ahead of you b ;]
>>153768254we need a new one of these
Lmao how did gaethje get cut during a preshow interview
>>153768306pillow skinned freak
>>153768297Ynr Johnson heemed Poirier
>>153768306He's a real one
>>153768119the fans
>>153768162But I thought boxers were hecking millionaireinos!
btw it's a bones thread next
they replaced karyn bryant with a younger version
>>153768349yeah like weeks ago bud
>>153768349a younger version thats still 40 years of age
>>153764322MaxRDRJr.DoberRobocop
>>153768371wow thanks I didn't know 40 was still younger than karyn thank you anon
why is dustbin here
>>153768341Oink on ya Jondaddy's thang Clozapiggy!
Whens it awn
karyn bryant took a big doodoo this morning and wiped with cottonelle flushable wipes
>>153768426now sadly
dober vs johnson about to get cancelled for weird line movement again
>>153768434>>153768434>>153768434
>>153764322Blessed Fighting nerd Robert Delanius Font Drew NK Dober G-Rod
Heart says Max but penis says Charles
>>153768541that sounds very gay
fuck this thread. Little shite of a ting yeh
>>153770242Get fucked you fuckin donkey no one asked you to come here mate
>bo nigger >cuckold molly vs ZahabiLMAO
Calm and Confident.
Poatan the GOAT.
This is one boring fight so far. Hugging it out.
They really had to make up a fake belt to keep Holloway relevant because he hasn't won a title in 8 years
BRAVO Dana
well fuck I'm not seeing this one end I fucking guess
>>153777136he got a title defense against edgar in 2019 tho
>>153773466Gane heems
HAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAh
hole away getting raped real hard rn
Way to make the BMF title meaningless by doing a safe grappling gameplan. The BMF title is supposed to be about entertainment and warrior spirit not just winning.
>>153777618no one cares about that they should retire the belt
Jeez, striking really is meaningless when a stronger person can bumrush and rape you on the ground
CHARLES IS A FAGGOT
>>153777618>The BMF title is supposed to be about entertainment and warrior spirit not just winningThe BMF belt exists for old past their prime faggots who can't reasonably win the belt, but sell tickets
pretty funny to hear the piggy crowd booing and squealing while their burger fighter is getting raped and gaped for 5 full rounds
>>153777779Charles is a huge pussy
I'm just gona go watch last night's Power SLAP, that was gay. Dominant, but gay.
American Champions? NONE
The BMF belt has been retired.
For me? It’s Ciryl Gane! :D
>>153750649I'm happy
I'm guessing Conor is no longer interested in fighting the BMF champion.Shoulda stayed on the wh card
>>153777976Power slap is gayer than men buggering each other's arseholes.
Dana don't give a fuck anymore
Do Bitch
Discontinue this stupid fucking belt. It was a meme in 2019 when it was made because two ghetto dudes were hyping up their ghetto thug image and everyone thought it would be fun, now it’s just stupid. Illia Topuria is the lineal BMF champion and he heemed BOTH these guys
>>153778041And Charles oliviera is gayer than two dude snuggling after draining their balls in each other's mouths
Brazil? On top.
kekraped him and gave him a sweet little speech and kissed him on the cheekmax is a total raped bitch
>>153778087Makachev and Topuria are Charle's kryptonite unfortunately
>>153778009sick 2figs profit LEL
>>153778209that's something in BRL, brazil's currency sucks
>>153778209$92 is a year's pay in the favela.
