New beginnings editionNRL>GAME 1Cronulla Sharks v Gold Coast Titans5:30pm AEDST on Fox and KayoOcean Protect Stadium1.27-3.73>The Titans begin a new era under Josh Hannay. The Sharks have won three straight at home in this rivalry. The Sharks produced a highly effective 2025 regular season before faltering in week two of the finals. The Titans are attempting to resurrect their franchise after a spectacular collapse in 2025. In their last NRL meeting in Round 24 of 2025, the Sharks absolutely dismantled the Titans with a clinical, 54-22 victory. Cronulla has historically maintained suffocating dominance over Gold Coast, particularly when playing in the Shire. Sharks 1-12 3.15Sharks 13+ 1.97Titans 1-12 4.70Titans 13+ 11.50Sharks -11.5 1.84 Titans +11.5 1.97>GAME 2Manly Sea-Eagles v Canberra Raiders7:30pm AEDST on Fox and Kayo4 Pines Park1.91-1.93>Super Saturday winds up with Jamal Fogarty on debut for the hosts against his former club. 4 Pines Park is the venue on Saturday night, as the Manly Sea Eagles take on the Canberra Raiders. The Sea Eagles transition into 2026 facing a tactical identity crisis after a mediocre 2025 campaign heavily dependent on individual brilliance and marked by the departure of long-time halfback Daly Cherry-Evans. The Raiders shocked the establishment to claim the 2025 minor premiership through a physically punishing style, before a straight sets elimination in the finals. The historical head-to-head record is tightly contested, with recent matchups typically devolving into trademark, brutal grinding affairs where both teams fiercely protect their home turf. Sea-Eagles 1-12 3.00Sea-Eagles 13+ 4.10Raiders 1-12 2.95Raiders 13+ 4.30Sea-Eagles -0.5 1.89 Raiders +0.5 1.91
SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Leigh Leopards v Catalans Dragons07:00am AEDST on Fox and Kayo1.30-3.10>Round 4 of the Super League from Leigh Sports Village Stadium.>GAME 2York Knights v Warrington Wolves07:00am AEDST on Fox and Kayo5.50-1.10>Round 4 of the Super League from LNER Community Stadium.
>Broncos
>>153751082Which game to watch
>mfw they got Khamenei
2 Super League games on rn? How do I choose?!?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVhSSbgE6LK
>>153751067>The Sharks produced a highly effective 2025 regular season before faltering in week two of the finalsNeither of these things happened.
Is Hakeem Sunni or Shia?
>>153753719I’m just a copy paste guy but I think you’re right >goes to hire an /nrl/ fact checker on fiverr
Is the season over for the Broncos?
Up the Ducks!
Brispenis
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/950796
>>153754046Waiting for the Cowboys, Dragons and Roosters version of this
>commentators bang on last night about the last hip holder to be held to 0 in the first round happened in the 1950sForgetting Penrith won the comp in 2023 and got held to nil in r1 2024 against Melbourne
WTF I'm being asked to verify my age now?
>>153754446for porn?that became a thing overnight
>>153754478Youll pay for this Albo
You'll get paid for this Albo
>>153754446>>153754478>>153754484>>153754543https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/pornhub-owner-begins-blocking-australian-users-in-protest-of-nations-new-age-verification-laws/news-story/b50d959c1c4e5ddad33da4384dd99a18
A pathetic performance by the broncos , they looked like they were still hung over from last year, Payne Haas would be wanting to head back to Redfern with Wayne after Dolphins game on Sunday
Rumor that rapper Ppcocaine will be joining the <REDACTED> cheer squad
At what stage in a relationship so you start asking a girl to come watch the Broncos with you at the pig, 1st fatey 3rd date, just after you start holding hands,....
test
If you know she's a Broncs fan you could do it 1st otherwise wait for 3rd
WTF"Pornographic websites will also have to do more than ask a simple "are you 18 or older?" question"Where did this rule come from, its starting from Monday next week.Genuine chance 4chan is about to be gone for Australia. I cannot see them bothering to filter 4chan by age safe boards vs not age safe boards, they will just block the whole place unless 4chan starts asking for users photo ID.That and windows planning to swap to subscription based and built around AI, everything is going to shit so fast now.
>>153756122"Australians will have to prove their age to access pornographic websites, R-rated video games and explicit chatbots when landmark rules come into effect on Monday."The whole system can go fuck itself, I am not handing over my ID to the government to play a video game or watch a porn clip and then have the government keeping a record of all that.
>>153756122Theres also legislation in some state in the US that makes OS's get age verification during install, which will then be used for all app installations - that will come hereWhats funny is that all the main countries are using each other as examples of "what to do" when reviewing their online safety laws - so its a circlejerk of one country implementing a draconian overreach and then other countries saying "yeah thats a good idea, look at Canada/Britain/Australia/New Zealand"the end goal is priming the entire internet for mass AI surveillance. right now they can't tie online activity to someone with 100% accuracy, but that will comethey will soon say that AI bots are making it impossible to distinguish real people from bots on normal websites and so digital ID will become a requirement for everything
Lucky the the jannie strictly polices hot pix of nrlw stars so we do not need to be she verified for this general.
oh also, they will 100% ban VPNs - they're just working towards iti imagine they'll probably false flag some shit and say it was possible because the perps used VPNs
ok I did some googling, reddit is getting banned and 4chan isnt LOL. Please dont let the reddit exiles come here though. 4chan gets out on the loophole there is no account creation and the rule is about banning account creation. 4chan is still going to be in great danger though from any random amendment made at any point in the future.
>>153754320Don't be lazy cunt. Chat gpt can do this in like 2 seconds
>>153754046
>>153756596No, I can have you get chatGPT to do it for me in 2 seconds
Can chatgpt add a warriors jersey onto pepe in this picture?
>>153757005youre lucky theres an artisan in chat rn
>>153757146beautiful art work.
>>153757238took me like 4mins, you can do it too - i believe in you
bunch of fucking indians just pulled up scoping out the vacant lot across the road. god i fucking hope they don't buy it.
>>153757515You should buy it m8
>>153757567I would if I could afford it but all my spare cash is going into my place. I'll have to hit some meme multis.
What is the name for something like this?
>>153757957Clickbait
>>153757330No one ever believes in the warriors
>>153757957It's called getting Tanahed
Happy rugbay laygue to your and your family
>The Sydney Roosters have condemned their fans on social media for posting death threats towards players after their 42-18 thumping against the Warriors in their NRL season opener last night.https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/rugby-league/nrl/warriors-v-roosters-sydney-players-receive-death-threats-after-losing-nrl-season-opener/YCDV4Q34K5CMTOGLWAOCEYI3XE/
>>153758785>paywall
>>153758875we can't afford that
>>153758785for all the carry on about lopsided penalty count, nobody is posting any examples of wrong calls. They legitimately had bad discipline and just had a genuine run of 50/50 things that happen in games all go the warriors way which is rare but can happen. Sometimes you flip a coin and get heads 10 times in a row, its rare but it does genuinely happen some times. Thats what happened and they got in tilt from it and couldnt recover.
>poosters being sooks>broncos losing on fnfepic season thusly
I have a girlfriend.
>>153755762First date with chaperone
>>153751067Gold Coast 1-12Canberra 1-12
>>153759283how have you got gold coast winning this?
>>153757957They look related
>>153759442*retardedSorry lads, autocorrect
>>153756122>>153756172I would day kwab but that's surely us soon as well
2/2 QLD losses so far, ladies.3/3 in a couple hours
>>153760627>He doesn't know
>>153760787And all was right in the world
>>153761170this is novak poster, im sure of it
Chucked a cheeky bonus bet on the Titans
Fuck the sharks
>>153761290wouldn't mind fucking this shark iykwim haha
>>153761327Jesus
>Ocean protect stadium WOKE nonsense that is Shark Park
>>153761170>>153761191>63 seconds
>>153761377yeah thats gay as shit
Lachlan Ilias played probably the best game of his career in round 1 2023 against the Sharks at Shark Park Guaranteed ATS today
>>153761377Shark Park packed to capacity 4,357 people
>>153761351Kek
the whole family tipped pooarks lads
>>153761427Is Ellie there??????????
Will Kennedy get a try
>>153761214rip
Will Kennedy?Yes.
>talking up the titans pregame the same way they talked up the eels
thoughts on the new two hand aerial contest rule?
fluke try tbqh wouldn't rule pootans out yet
Ellie is a video game character m8
2026 mid 30s broncs fan gf
Who's this new moustached ref?
ok pootans defence isn't even there
>>153761488Please explain the rule to me I am out of the loop
>>153761513She seems nice
>>153761523Arthur Atkins
>>153761513>5'8"Too tall
>>153761513sorry my heart belongs to another
>>153761513Footy gf sounds great, but can you compete in her heart with Carrigan
wtf is going on with this new rulehe jumped and used one hand, penalize him.
>>153761488Seems like something thats going to be inconsistently ruled all seasonEven just then the Titan's player went up with only one arm
>>153761562Based
>>153761562
little sloppy from pooarks there
>>15376156210/10S L A M … P I G
WHY WAIT SO FUCKING LONG KENNEDY
>>153761655Oink oink my good man
Broncos are getting the spoon now
pooarks are unravelling lads
>>153761673
whats the best team for finding slampig supporters?
>>153761698Cowboys?
>>153761698coincidentally who does your mumza support
What do you think I should say if my only goal is to motorboat this girl?
>not reallyDROPPED
>80 looms
>Boobies look pretty big
A little what man blocka??
>>153761727https://youtu.be/dd0hPGVTqPo
>4G
>>153761727Thats Jesse Bronwich's burner profile.
any livestreams?
WHATS HE GONNA DO JUST FUCKING DISAPPEAR?!?!?
Bet they don't go on with this in the second half. Might even be 8-4 to GC second half score
Maybe the Titans should try something other than an Unders ball from Verills>As I type that Brimson fucking kicks it to Caringbah
not my best work
>>153761807
>took nicho instead of tricky
Reminder that I picked the Pooarks win the comp and you all laughed at me
