SERIE A ROUND 28>Friday 6th March 202620:45 Napoli 1 - 0 Torino (HT)>Saturday 7th March 202615:00 Cagliari - Como18:00 Atalanta - Udinese20:45 Juventus - Pisa>Sunday 8th March 202612:30 Lecce - Cremonese15:00 Bologna - Hellas Verona FC15:00 Fiorentina - Parma18:00 FC Genoa - AS Roma20:45 AC Bbilan - Inter>Monday 9th March 202620:45 S.S. Lazio - US SassuoloReminder to keep it frosty, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, count the mentions of your team in the thread, water your plants and stay tagliatellepilledPrevious: >>153714530
Nihao
negru
Did anyone have Politano assisting with a header on their bingo card?
>>153752628Che Adams plays in Serie A? wtf is he doing there?My club bought him from Ilkeston, pic related.
ynr Francesco Coco
>>153753277>that stadiumHoly sovl
Steam Mach-ACK
>>153753277there is a secret italo-scottish cabal few know about
>>153753478There's loads of Italians in Scotland who came over around the war to specifically sell ice cream and nothing else.Che is from Leicester mind.
i would buy a scotterrone gelato
Frogbro nuked his ig
irn brulato
>Breaking: BlackRock just froze $1.2 billion in withdrawal requests at its private credit fund.Cairettobros we won
>>153754630I'm so happy I liquidated my $500 stock investment two days ago, I'm going to try to buy 5 barrels of oil on Monday
Always missed waking up early for carslop
ACK
Tudor-esque start to the season
>Car Barella's itself before he even starts turningBravo engineers!
>>153759865very jaguaresquei'll give it one season and a half before he ragequits RBR out of desperation
We now have officially spent more than 50 millions on Opendarc
>>153754630Ancient babyLOANian money magik in full display
Tanti auguri al nostro mister Buon compleanno, Luciano!
>shitalian (Ferrari subhumans) posting death threats under Kimi Antonelli's posts because he drives the best car on the gridLol
Took their damn time
>>153763657No wonder he turned out to be gay in the game
>PULLY GO-OODS*CLAP**CLAP**CLAP, CLAP*>PULLY GO-OODS*CLAP**CLAP**CLAP, CLAP*>PULLY GO-OODS*CLAP**CLAP**CLAP, CLAP*
>Froganon self doxxed >eeeeehh enjoy this totally scheduled server maintenance ;)
Grim idea: Foggianon
Juventus plays tonight.Also it gets referenced in an AC Unity dream sequence
>>153763800Grimolli I'm begging you please give them enough funds to work on those animus concepts at the beginning instead of wasting money for the next Openda
Can Tudor do it?
>>153763966Neither La Viola nor Spuds will get relegated, no
I hate Como with a passion
>>153764082t.Theo Locatelli's father
Hehe, Ajax>>153763986Come to think of it, Openda reminds me of that little negru that runs the in-game cosmetics store in the RPG AC games
The calcio directors obviously need a coach exchange programme with the espain so there can be more managers with naive tactics in la /seriea/
Not this negro again please god
>>153764190yeah it's not like como had a gorillion of shekels poured into the market that set them apart
>Usa Persian tales season 2>malaswiss out of nowhere eglin niggers getting desperate
pizza could do the funniest thing today
>>153764394They will, strong defensive team that can hold a draw
>>153764342lol I don't know, man, I just got done listening to Buffon talking about how there is a need for a return to more defensive play,(I was like no(obviously)), but I know guys like Pirlo got ostracised for playing very "naively."
>>153764475holy shit you’re back
>>153764475there can't be a return to a more defensive approach anyway (overall, not just related to Serie A) because defending as a concept has been constantly penalised, debased and ostracized ever since the uefalona era. and it's going only to be worse as more pathetic monotactics inbred mongoloids that dwell on posheshiun and intensity as a mean to escape their fragile ego will flood the talent pool. the example for everyone is and will be for thirty years guardiolel, who spends God's wrath to win lousy national titles and make a fool of himself in international tournaments, kinda like Sacchi in the 1990s, who suffered a nervous breakdown as soon as the slush funds did not hang on his side of the board.the brainlets want entertainment, defenders skilled in aerial play and robust tackling aren't needed because consecutive passes and goal averages must go up to appease the bored masses. plus headers get on the nerves of spanish coaches, because it undermines the blood bag system of their training drills, so it's out of the question.
>>153764896>plus headers get on the nerves of spanish coachesPretty sure Arteta is Spanish
>>153764896Whatever the basis of it was in the past:In England, they played hoofball, In espain idk what they played desu,In Italy, the testudo was in use,But the game culture suited the cultures of those nations where it was played, of course.
>>153765253>In espain idk what they played desu,Might want to ask Eufemiano Fuentes :^)
I think /sp/ain was lidl urgay back in the days as it was mostly euskadi ta askatasuna FC
Perin - VampireKalulu - PatriotBremer - Next LevelGatti - PatriotCambiaso - Mental RetardLocatelli - A Scared ManThuram - NationalistConceiçao - EugenicistMcKennie - PatriotYildiz - Moses
gud calcetto and gud sauna. im waiting for derby. only victory is good enough
>>153765413Is Doveri gud enough to officiate the derby or do you need more Ceausescu-like referees?
>>153765458yes hes the best in serie a. zero worries about ref.hope var is up to the task too.
you mean to tell me Atalanta losing points because they couldn't score even with their hands wasn't just a Juric problem? No way.
Nico Gonzalez scored
>>153765526as if anyone needed any more proofs they're in the antichrist timeline
>>153765526>>153765569And he did it again!
ot fun fuct:Did you know Hannibal Barca's family name is equal to the modern Barack, but that Barcelona has nothing to do with the fact that he went to Italy by way of Spain?
>>153765613long time no see my brother in Mars
>header>assist by Matteo RuggeriCalcio and antichrist status?
Wtf just got back from the toilet and found out we're playing next
Just renewed my Ziggo, I'm so back
We should win this I think. It would be the ideal outcome
Negrus with the facial structure of Durosinmi are particularly ugly, even more ugly than the usual negru
Di Gregorio wouldn't have blocked that
A plague o' house Cambiaso!They have made worms' meat of me
Nicole Tosi did WHAT
>>153766030Not letting Perin go to Genoa was a Grimolli masterclass tbqh, I rate his 'rithm
Angelo Durosinmi
Concord... it's just Pisa... you can do it...
Another Concordeicao shot successfully wasted
>gatti turning non-chances into chances >conceicao with negative end product yep, Jj is playing
Davidnegru
DavidConcorceicao
niggardly david
Just try Guerra at this point lmao, or someone from the U-15
Fuck lake como all my homies hate lake como
malawo dropping forbidden barca obama lore
The Canadian is so scared of making mistakes, but liek this everything he does ends up being the wrong choice
>>153766368You can't field GuerraThe three letter agencies are after him
>>153766444DIsband AIA right now
Can’t believe I actually miss the Zingaro
David is slowly developing a Sterling-esque butt/spine positionAlso what, cooling break in mid-February?
>>153766475refs looked at david negru's first touch and thought the ball is lava
You now remember when Jj could defend
Flight of the concordao edit when?
Concordceicao I'm begging you
Hi, I'm David-O, and this is messing sure goals
>>153766562They couldn't defend him from the matcha tea witch
>>153766564
I'm watching the match on Sky and Fabio Caressa just said I should join the army and help Israel in its fight against hell, what do
noi siamo della fiesole sezione batistuta, chi tifa per il pisa c'ha la mamma prostituta
Unironically put him up front, don't even care he's cr**tian
>>153766859why is he shapeshifting into cassano
https://www.feltrinellieditore.it/news/2005/11/16/vanna-vannuccini-gli-studenti-di-teheran-la-verita-su-edoardo-agnelli-5826/Good read desu
Boga solves this
>face relegation candidate>even then the coach prefers to play without Openda and DavidThey should be considering suicide tbqh
Please bring back the zingaro somehow
>>153766817Kino
>>153767072Milik is already back in training
Another action successfully wasted
the midget is a moral crime against calcio
Concordao is like pichu in super smash calcio
I heard the notification from dad's phone in the other room and it spoiled me the goal ffs
finally scored one for the other team
Going to need a "Conceiçao (fat)" edit
>pass so terrible it confuses the entire Pisa defenseKino
Conceilmao
>
>>153767164Kek
>>153767175one of my friends works at adidas and only has adidas shoes, but like 5 of them at a time. it feels so cringe to be seen with him, he's over 30 for fuck's sake
That Concord 3.0 "shot" just made me spit out my cinnamon nizza biscuit
Mckenshit is so fucking trash
Niza Kanesset
>>153767222i kaneel....
I had no idea the 100% pure grade-A Colombian was still playing lmao
>SquareWtf when did he join Pissa
You just know Cuadrado is going to dive for a benuldy
Jesuit is up
>>153767273I now rememeber his Instagram captions
Concordceicao manages to hit legs that I didn't even know were in his line of sight
Concordceicao's shots remind me of Battlefield's ballistics
Concordceicao's shots remind me of Concord's character designs
2RAM
Holy fuck I can unclench now lmao
What the fuck was that LMAO
TWOram!>>153767360Crazy drip
Ferrero (alleged president of Jj) spotted! Duccio that's your moment!
>Thuram - Boga height differenceCute
[redacted] would've skied that open-net shot btw
>King Booga
Boga trying to imitate the negru helicopter pilot there
>>153767360>didn't even take the name of the gift bag
Just posting these pics so I can download them later on the editstation
Based Bremerd, should've kicked him harder
We are back.
Golazo dildiz
GOLAZO DILDIZ
>Iling Jr. is at BSAA???????????What the fuck are they doing collecting both Square and Iling lmao
*smacks lips*
Great second half>Illing Jr>CuadradoYou now remember
>>153767508>BSAAKek nice one
Why is mckenshit still in? He doesn't do fucking anything
Imagine being David and Openda right now
I spotted a Dellimellow sosia at 79:45
Ok can you wrap this up, I gotta hit the toilet
Calcio it.
old school sasol connection, nice
Great signing from /OurGuy/!
Based Boga
Ngl redeeming Boga seems like a no brainer
Based Nice fans absuing their players and making them want to leave
>>153767783Only like 5 millions, he's definitely staying
>>153767783His option is around 3-4m, it's a good deal desu
>>153767796>>153767802Ah that's great to hear. He seems to be settling up fairly well
>Nico Gonzalez scored a brace todayWtf
>he hasn't realised that the end times already started ngmi
Jonathan David's last shot on goal dates back to February 1, 2026, in the away match at Parma.
>>153767850What about Milik's last shot
What is this look trying to convey? Very cryptic…
>>153768212Reminds me of that one facial pose Soleimani does in every single pic
>2nd best attack in Serie Ass with the ICEman, OpendAI, the Ghost of Tychy and ZingarovicSpalletti is a god
The Ghost of Tici
>>153768993If Genoa does the needful tomorrow, I’ll not eat pesto chicken pasta for the rest of the year
provedel is kill
Absolute scenes over at PSNprofiles. The owner has announced an upcoming update where shovelware won't count towards the leaderboards anymore.
Sleep tight>>153767380
I think Italy is more of a baseball nation now
>>153770982is it called favela run when a brazilian player does It?
We're back
>>153774825Back to the MercWinsLol era maybe
>>153774996Ferrero sabotaged Russeell's start, his tentacles have reached the F1 business...
>>153775169Which Ferrero are we talking about? The schizo Samp one, the Jj dwarvish one or some other?
Russel with the Twinkazzo-esque chat
>>153775272>schizo Samp oneHe... heh...
ACK!-jar
>ferrari strategyGiuntoli pls
I trust them, maybe they hit thier Sballet moment
>pit lane entry closedFerrari is cursed lole
Which one should I support lads?
>>153778527
>>153778582Fiorentina are kind of gay then right?Looks like it's Lazio or Roma.
>>153778527La Viola
joggers be celebrating 4 goals against fucking Pisayou are 6th and not going to play in the CL wtf is there to be celebrating
Crime of celebrating a victory
>>153753478Che adams is not scottish at least scott mctomony has the worlds most Scottish name to back up being not scottish. Che adams has nothing
>Ferrari 3rd and 4th with an illegal carkek not even cheating can save your asses from your eternal humiliation kek
There's no way vroom vroom is back, that shit ended 2 weeks ago
Good morning!Ready for the derby and forza Milan. Also today Switzerland votes.Also also looks like ferrari is back
Yeah, back on the cuck chair lmao
Spalletti is an honorary negru
>>153770330Very specific, but this reminds me of Savona's gole against Udinese last year
Dj Francesco reading the crowd hard rn
How many tonight?
Happy foidday /seriea/
Grown ass man saying foid
Alexa at what age do you outgrow mentioning a group of tectosilicate minerals which resemble feldspars but have a different structure and much lower silica content
Keinan Davis psyop is one of the most nefarious in history, not even gladio would have been capable of something like this
>no choreography for tonight's derbyThe globohomo amerigolem mindset is here
udiniggas we stole a good point yesterday, 4 more and >we can start selling games
Here's your chance italianons
>>153780584as Scottish as opioids
>>153783118>implying this year's salvation quote will be anywhere near 40
>>153783124Not even Paolo Bitta would tap that
>Bremer has been called up to the Brazil National team.Leave him alone FFS
>>153783264I hate the pig so much it's unreal
>>153782881whats with the beige dude in the back row?
Golazo camerdic
>>153783610mandated token performative twinkazzo to lend authoritativeness to the event
mandated tekken performative twinkazzo
>bofogna
>>153783610He is there trying to get pusy by being an ally
>>153782744Is that the weight room in the Rocco B. Commisso Viola Park?
>Fiorentina 0>Parma 0
La Hueda
people have no idea about the century defining culo Parma is having this season
Lazio lifelong gole
>>153784207>a match that goes along the postprandial drowsiness and the illusory joy of carbohydrateswhat's not to like?
>>153784396I am in love with this Lazio songhttps://youtu.be/fXcmdZYAUc0
>>153772870Um no?
FUUUUUUCK
Gayenoord, whatever happened there
>>153784635And a giant fan to blow the smell of real coffee towards opponents and unnerve them
>>153784619Fucking NEC or FC Twente is coming second at this rate…
>>153784613I hate my life, what the fuck did I miss lmaoAnyway finished RE9, definitely tied with RE4 (both the original and the remake) as the best game of the series
congrats Venturino for scoring his first hattrick
>>153784727I prefer it to RE4 tbf, an absolute mastepiece. Gonna try a speedrun in Italian dub next
>>153784727Oh also I missed only one file aswell, the very first one in Wrenwood lol
ROMA ROMA ROMA
>>153784799>>153784808I'd put it above RE4 if it weren't for the two antagonists missed potential, I think they should've done more (especially for the one that joins in the second half). Overall I really really enjoyed it, I'll definitely try to speedrun it next week and then try one final run on insanity difficulty>Oh also I missed only one file aswell, the very first one in Wrenwood lolIn my case its one in Raccoon City in the apartment complex. As for the Mr.Raccoons, I missed the one in the sniping section lole
gm interkings
>>153784799>>153784808>>153784952Do I need to play any of the previous RE games to "get" it? Reviews, many are saying it, mention that the RE story is too bonkers to bother with now and that you should play it for the moment-to-moment stuff.
R O M AOMA
>>153784963If you really have to, I'd say you could play RE2, RE7 and RE8. The game gives you some general infodumps about what happened so it doesn't leave you completely blinded on the anything that happened in the past games. Personally I think playing RE2 first would be ideal, especially to understand Leon's character more
New Napoli inspired skin just dropped for Tehran
Griml
Never seen a man looking so mean like this nog. Looks so untrustworthy and looks like he hates everything around him. Personally i would hate to have a teammate like him. Imagine him scoring and you go to hug him and glaze him while he's arrogant like ... Lewis hamilton
wow what a racismo
Damn, Lazio aren't even considered a top 6 club in Italy.Shocking. Positively shocking.
Duccio Is It normal for Bijlow yo take free kicks in midfield? Because it's a clear figure of shit waiting to happen.
>Lautaro Martínez and Marcus Thuram will be absent tonight.Modrić bought 60 tickets for Milan–Inter for family and friends who arrived from Croatia to watch him play in the derby, possibly his last. Among the tickets he purchased, there is one for Mandžukić, his great friend, who hosted him at his home in recent days.>Allegri spoke to DAZN_IT: Saelemaekers praised you, while Rabiot said you seem calmer than when you were in Turin. What do you think? "Well (laughs). As for Rabiot, I hope he didn’t say that because I’m getting older. But I’m happy with what the players are doing. Still, we must never be satisfied with what we’ve achieved so far because we haven’t achieved anything yet."
Genoa 1-2 Roma FT
>more zingari in MilanWell thanks, I didn't need my copper anyway
>>153785515Slot used to have him do the same, he's got a good kick in his legs so he can deliver it with great accuracy.The idea being that the field-players can push up higher and instantly pressure when/if the 2nd ball drops.Sure you'll look like you shit your pants a couple of times a season but the idea is that you make a "profit" in terms of goles.
>>153785535>Modrić bought 60 tickets for Milan>"bought">implying he had to pay actual money>mfw
Something something Allegri with the squad he has something something chivu's unplayable sqvadrone something something punticino d'oro something something 'racolozzo
>>153775272Ferrero Rocher
>game is 0-0>go take a shit>its 1-1Wtf
Going to Lidl, anyone want anything?
>Vasquezit's genuinely impressive how bad every single player that's supposed to be decent is playing this season
>>153785584Why didn't you do it and help Pisa yesterday you latino dog
>>153785565Wait did genoa really copy fc basels kit?>>153785572Unironically this
muh dicka
>>153785586My grandad's broken recliner stands back up faster than that keeper
>>153785735lawrence pilgrims was right there
Champagne calcio
>>153785539Hehhhh
>>1537858063 more minutes, don't owl it
As of right now do NOT look up who's in 4th place
>>153785513When did Napoli surpass Roma? Hell, we might surpass Milan at this pace, moneyball+Allegrismo are bound to destroy their fanbase numbers
Malen seals it
friendly reminder >we're the team that lost the most points in the last 5 minutes in the whole world
Malimeme is a tragedy
>they actually thought riomma was finishing top 5
3 points earned on skinned boars
ThreePointsGained
Samuele capolupobros....
Imagine how much it sucks to be an Iranian Roma fan right now...
FORZA GRANDE GENOA LA SENTI QUESTA VOCE GUARDA QUEI RAGAZZI IN GRADINATA
>>153785908Ynr sardar azmoun
Roma Ultras stand with Iran
told you to invest in Pietuszewskicoin...
>>153786014It still amazes me that Milan is second with such a trash team.That's the strongest argument for the league's level being embarrassingly low
>>153786044Bbilan has 9 more points than their xPoints would suggest, they have gotten lucky quite a lot so far this season with opposing teams rolling over in one way or another
Manuel Locatelli vs Top 5 League Midfielders◉ Forward passes completed – 1st◉ Progressive passes completed – 1st◉ Long passes – 1st◉ Passes to final third – 1st◉ Progressive actions – 1st◎ Passes completed – 3rd◎ Short passes completed – 3rd◎ Touches – 3rd◎ Forward pass ratio – 4th◎ Duels won % – 4th
>>153786076Thanks for the stats, Max! You're the man
>100m for Toenails
>>153786066>he thinks xP is a real stat
forza inderwish we had lauti
Expected Paratici
Milan: Maignan; Tomori, De Winter, Pavlovic; Saelemaekers, Fofana, Modric, Rabiot, Estupinan; Leao, PulisicInter: Sommer; Bisseck, Akanji, Bastoni; Luis Henrique, Barella, Zielinski, Mkhitaryan, Dimarco; Esposito, Bonnypio bonny hope they do good
>>153786194dunno, last may the expected pears stat was quite useful
gud job de rossi.
>>153786194>not having a high xD
Di nardo call up when?
MILAN KINGS LOCK AND LOAD STAY FROSTY
ti te dominet milan
let's go milan chads!
I wish both teams would lose
>>153786282Does he know how to waltz on special occasions?
So what are they actually doing to the San Siro are they keeping it as a Colosseum like site for future generations or are they demolishing it
nice one sommer
>>153786437100% Sovrintendenza shows up and says it's an historical building and can't ever be demolished
>>153786437they're knocking it down, an opportunity too good to pass up for hedge funds closely linked to local "syndicates" not to engage in commercial speculation in the area
Why is Dr. Congo sponsoring this match lmao
this is already a boringfest
>>153786470As repeatedly stated by Scaroni, Milan sorely needs engineers, lawyers and doctors to consolidate its position at the top of international football
Is it really homecourt advantage when your opponent shares the same stadium as you lol
>>153786437The current plan is to demolish 3/4 of the stadium and integrate one of the stands (possibly along with the pillars) into the new design
>>153786484Lmao, I guess Van Basten and Gullit weren't lying when they said there is nothing left of the Milan of old kek
real niggas are watching the right derby right now
>>153786513>The Liquid Bowl
two hands on bonny and no foul?
what are you eating fras?
Is Liquidanon the same poster as Ternananon?
>>153786539There's two of us, plus the German Ternano but he has a more... solid cycle
bonny two mistakes already
>>153786513I'm only watching it now cause I want to leer at Ternana's 23 year old chairperson, Claudia Rizzo who I heard her daddy fired the head coach cuz her lil bro didn't play and rehired himbahain
>merdao with the duragMost unserious player in the league lmao
bbilan has durag, sfinter has drag
bad attitude from inter.
>>153786534perhaps he should practise diving during the week more than he does now.
>>153786594saelamakers had a great dive
derby looking positively grim so far
what is this refball? kicked by a teammate = inter made a foul
>>153786625What else did you expect? Dirty team vs. Unsporting team
Sergio Ramos sighting
>Dinegru
>>153786636Its a known fact that he is a Milan fan
This Inter team is beginning to tick me off. Predictable sideways football please bring in Lautaro already
>>153786679hes injured
Mes amis c’est parti est tres ennuyeux
a draw means a inter win.
>>153786679its milan that just defends and counters.
>>153786702c'est verdad
>EstupinanWhat a funny name.
Geoffrey Epstepinan
11 energy vampires vs. 11 traitors to the concept of calcio
You now remember Astrid
>>153786395good test
rabiot gettin beaten up
>Armenian targeting >African defending
Grande Mike!!!
mkhi cam on
>Bro just shoot it at the keeper
Lads, it's printer
apologize
Why does that bald fraud Allegri not start with Fullkrug and N’Cucku and then use Pulli sama and Leao as speedy subs once printer are tired in the 63’rd minute?
EEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAANNNNN
Sfinter can't win a single big match without La Penna's help lmao
dio cane
>play like shit >score allnegru still manages to surprise me after all these years
bahaahahahhah
ÉSTUPIDONIAAAAAAANG
>goal missed goal conceded true for 99% of the cases
>sommerd
why is mkhi on the pitch?
Deserved after that waste of two great chances
>>153786824As the old saying goes, the pen is not on the little table
Goatfana with the assist ofc
You DO want to own the ball, right /sp/aghetti bros?
>>153786846Because Inter's financial situation is too grim, even with every calcio authority working to lend a hand, to sign a replacement
baka nyan :3
>trying to outbitch Barellacan't way for that Belgian crusader to snap
now allegri can sit an defend the result.
>knee to the face>ref doesnt stoo the game despite a head injury and no red for barellaNo comment.
Gasperini after the 3-3 with Juve: “Juve celebrated it like a win.”Gasperini when he thought Roma had equalised against Genoa today
need dumfries
>>153786882You forgot the vid
>>153786843Slick goal like many other from allnegru's teams but people will still bitch about muh antifootball
>1 vs 1 against Akangi and nobody else>doesn't even try to dribble past him
>>153786905He is still suffering from a muscle injury
>>153786824Don't forget Di Kekorio and his "pazza Inter" goalkeeping
what is doveri looking at
Inter is still a deeply buck broken team lol, Milan did fuck all for 30 minutes and they completely collapsed the moment they scored.
>>153786928They are not used to playing without their best player up front, who is capable of deciding big matches with constant flashes of genius
>>153786928the script is milan win. every dangerous inter counter gets stopped and no foul given at the start
>>153786945kek
It's like Printer has 0 attacking or build-up patterns. Just 2 bbilan players are enough to disrupt Printer's 4 players in the building up
Fofana makes my head hurt
Fofana ffs...
DiMarco has got to stop dying his hair, or else he'll lose whatever he has left on his head.
that distinctive fish look some Vesuvians have
could had fooled me about this being a semen slurper but someone scored.
Half-time nubian's
>>153787042is this ai?
>>153787085nah it's just stabilized, anything fake there was done by a surgeon
Mamma Mia
>>153786834Imagine if juve had a allenatore like that
>>153787106This is like Cremonese beating pisa
>>153787132Oh yeah then what about this>>153770982
>>153787132>>153787156Explain this in Serie A terms
>>153787156Cremonese beating Pisa's women team.
>>153787106both teams are filled with americans.
>>153787193Akin of old school chievo beating printer
>>153787193
>>153787207UK has a bunch of island negros so they’re technically from the UK
>>153787225There is literally nothing wrong with having negro island that somehow are into boreball
>>153786538The other day, I ate spaghetti for the first time in a long time, and I was like, why did those people decide to use spaghetti? You know? like what led that decision. Anyway, I can get behind using a lot of tomatoes, though.
>>153787233*cough cough*
If you are a foreigner and you support one of the northern giants then you aren't a real fan and are basically a casual.Discuss...
>Pastoni>merdao
mister chivvs the subs now
there has never been a bigger miss in the history of football than mkhitaryan's one on one
>>153787246missed you so much no homo
Is this even a derby? There is no intensity on either side
>>153787284Plato is fully convinced that men of lesser intuition and understanding will always make themselves miserable through bringing about one or another unjust regime as a reflection of their own inner discord
>>153787344match has been allegrified
how is dima so hyped when he has big games like this.
Well well well
>sfinterists in my neighbourhood not happy with the match as the grunts and wails begin to increase
>>153787367This isn't a big game, the Scudetto is already won
you know an Allegri's team is leading 1-0 when you see their opponent's defensive line in their penalty box
100% chance this ends 1-0
You can tell Leao isnt 100% fit and is probably in pain. What a fighter
>Dumbfriesyou mean Bonny is the one that has been playing all this time?
gud took both chokers out.
Running behind is defender on the counter was the one thing Leao could do and now he can't even do that, what's his point? Making rap tracks?
gud header there,
>>153787461"rap"
>those earrings is Lautardo a friend of Dorothy?
>>153787503
>Asstoniabomination of a human being
repetitive digits and this ends in a disappointing draw
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the black and blue team
>Retirement home league>5 min physio break after 10 mins
Why hasn't be been suspended?
Poor Bastoni, how could Rabiot do this? VAR better give him a red card!
Fracessi is bound to have that 1 impact sub match that makes 40m seem worth it eventually
doesn't matter. we still have 7 pts lead. scudetto locked in. enjoy your meaningless derby "win", bbilan.
>>153787548It's impressive how much of a miss he's been
>>153787556yeah inter is know for not bottling leads
Imagine being Frattesi and knowingly having your sister getting MUTTUIDI'd by a player who plays for your biggest rival kek
This game was fucking horrible, I'm literally just using this as goon material in the background.
great derby. thanks milan
>Modric is still in the pitchWtf
tell me this doesn't look like a WW2 poster against the American invaders
We need someone fast in the attack. Bring nkunku
New base for normie memes is up
The nigger gk is gonna ruin my btts bet
>>153787673We prefer the term "negru"
>>153787610holy bogged
>>153787556>this does not fookin slip
Who the hell is Diouf>Andy Alune Diouf (born 17 May 2003) is a French professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Serie A club Inter Milan.>Born in France, Diouf is of Senegalese descent.[15] He is a youth international for France.>On 22 August 2025, Diouf joined Serie A club Inter Milan, signing a five-year contract.[12] Later that year, on 3 December, he netted his first goal in a 5–1 victory over Venezia in the Coppa Italia.[13] On 28 January 2026, he scored his first UEFA Champions League goal in the stoppage time of a 2–0 away win over Borussia Dortmund.[14]>Honours>France U23>Summer Olympics silver medal: 2024[17]>Individual>UEFA Europa Conference League Young Player of the Season: 2022–23[18]UEFA Europa Conference League Team of the Season: 2022–23[19]>Orders>Knight of the National Order of Merit: 2024[20]
You can punch people in the throat and not get a yellow...
gud elbow. i blame chivu for this game. whole team was shitting itself at the start. mkhi startin was a mistake too
>Pulisic outYeah I'm outta here. Nice game you have there.
Do NOT look up what's happening in Glasgow rigt in this second
i want a cheeky extra time gole
>>153787759not that there was any choice but pio and bonny dont work well together
Lyon era.
The German lanklet has 1 job don’t be offside
Did they actually check that? LMAO
REFBALL
These refs really are looking for nails on low water lmao
whistle for wat?
Magic Mike looks absolutely horror on corners holy shit
why was the goal nulled?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF JUST HAPPENED
that's a stonewall penalty lol
era
I’d be bothered about this shite Inter side winning a scudetto but we’ll be getting calciopoli 2 in a couple years so it’s all good
3 points earned on the Lissonesissies.
handball lmao
La Penna would never
E VAIIII!!!! FORZAAAAA MILAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
Printer trying to cheat 92638132 ways to get a point lmfao
microwave maignan
the most scripted sport in the world. They needed to keep the title race open after having fucked it up
wtf is this stoppage refball
It's up.https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2030761305099899090
Look how they all run to the ref lmaooo
someone post the handballl
How was not a pen?
MILANO SIAMO NOIMILANO SIAMO NOISOLO NOI
>>153787976unironically Rocchi compensating for the derby d'Italia
>>153787957you complain about refs everyday kek
(Opening music reminiscent of an Attenborough documentary plays as the camera focuses on a stadium crowd)"In the heart of Italy's footballing landscape, a disturbing behavior has evolved among two of the country's most esteemed clubs, Inter and AC Bbilan. This unseemly habit, known as 'crowding the referee', has become a hallmark of their matches, as players and supporters converge to assail the arbiter. It is a primal display of frustration, a reckless disregard for the rules, and a brazen challenge to the authority of the game. The referee, caught in the eye of the storm, must navigate a maelstrom of flailing arms, shouting mouths, and aggressive intent. This is a territory where civility is a distant memory, and the rules are seen as mere suggestions. The camera pans across the sea of faces, each one a mirror of the others, united in their disdain for the referee, and their determination to impose their will on the game. It is a spectacle both mesmerizing and repulsive."
Doesn't make sense to not check VAR
I’m sorry, I’m sorry but what the fuck is the ref doing for the Hedgehog’s handball? In what world is that not a penalty in today’s game? >We didn’t deserve to win the match, not by a long shot but there was only one team attempting to play any sort of football in the second half
>>153787990But my opinions are correct
I fucking love Milan
do foreign refs and ref associations not adhere to the compensation principle?
New percentages dropped, the fight for 4th place iss tighter than a rabbi's fist
How much will Piersilvio get wiretapped starting tonight?
>Inter's average goals in Serie A: 2.46.>Inter's average goals against Milan: 0.00.
Why are Bbilan sponsored by the Congo? Do they take their wives with them while they’re scouting fast blackies and barely sentient defensive midfielders?
>>153788041>Parma's expected pointsai has never watch Parma play
>>153788053Meant to post this one
Bergomi pulse status?
>>153787973Here you go fra
>>153788024Extremely performative post
Still want Allegri sacked if we qualify for CLImagine if we played Bodo tonight?They would have fucked us up in 2nd halfSick of his dinosaur football1st half was good and then in the second one he parked the bus like a moron and we got very lucky Inter is shit Champions League teams will rape Allegri
>>153788095You must be an expert in raping (how many women did you rape today?) and thievery with the handball
>Imagine if we played Bodo tonight?Yeah you'd have to imagine, since your tiny shithole club couldn't qualify for UCL lmao
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A lot of coping and seething in this thread. How come?
>>153788080ty
>>153788106Now say that without crying
