couple months till cricket
YFO
this is the thread btw
remember cricket?
>>153754843missed you lad
still not watched a single (1) ball of this low iq non-cricket cup
yjk shitjeet is seethin that we didn't engage with his shitthread rn
it often happens when he bakeshe normally posts a seethe post or 2 with all the usual buzzwords then gets over it tbf
>zachy pretending his jeet persona is someone else againgrim
desireth the return of test cricket
this one has more replies and a cute bald man so i'll use this one
based
>>153754960
>>153754960you love to see it
>>153755001Many are saying this.
incredible comeback browell worth the wait lmao
>big fat stinky t20 world cup (india hosting) right in the middle of your lovely summer of cricket
powerful...
>>153754835Good thread.
Not a real sport Not a real world cup Not a real poomunity
Hate T20 lads
fark i cooked todayhttps://vocaroo.com/1cfR5P9QDeTqhow are the projects going lads?
I've been sitting on my arse watching sports most of the day to be perfectly honest with you lads
>T20 Final on SundayDidn't they just have one of these two years ago?
>>153757400First sensible thing a PV has said since "I'm a wurthluss luttle muggut. I don't dusurve to luve"
>>153761843yea they're meaningless slopall international T20s are
when you say t20 final you mean the final t20 ever?
>>153761947
Pizza/coffee for dinner
Change of plans I switched from coffee to beer at the last second. But I'll have a coffee after
>>153762071>>153762023not your blog m8
well it certainly isn't a cricketing thread, gotta make it into something
>>153761345>Vrooms>Blues win>Reds soonAll in all a good day
does anyone even know what cricket is?
what has the higher chance of coming back, cricket or zachy?
Zachy is just protesting the T20 wc, he's a righteous man
>>153762145Gotta know what a crumpet is tbqh
pretty based of him ngl
so apparently the final is on at like 2:30am monday morning lol
>>153762141/comfy/
>>153762322shall be treating it like the rest of the """tourney""" and not watching a single delivery me
>>153762239do youse have crumpets in youse area?
>>153762331what if you win? you would miss out on New Zealand's maiden world cup victory
>convict shitters and engshitters gatekeep their pissbrahmaic izzatMentally zutted irrelevant countries ktfo out of the WC lmao
it's not a world cup so no
izzat a seething sniveling /weakmind/ i smell?
I'm more invested in Japan playing Korea in the baseball than New Zealand winning whatever this dogshit is mateit does not matter to me as New Zealand cricket enthusiast
Tell yer fat convict mam to close ger stank legs mate stench crossing the oceans you convicts were shipped across in a ball and chain
oh he seethin' kek
oh he snivelin' kek
The hissing of irrelevant countries ktfo of the WC
I think test match cricket is really neat
>>153762559Based WBC enjoyer
>>153762699
>>153762737yea it's been fun so far lad, looking forward to the Korea Japan game>>153762740this one from Glunn always makes me kek too
>>153762765have some more
>>153762773kek
one of my favourites
>>153762886saved
For anyone who has been following the Twenty20 world cup, was the pitch for India vs England doctored?
>>153762917so true
>>153762922You've come to the wrong place if you're looking for people who followed any of the Twenty20 world cup haha if you know what i mean lmao
hey siri how many cricket world cups have new zealand won it might be the last time i get to post this....
>>153762886Bro, wtf
>>153762964I don't think that will be happening lad, I think you're ok to keep posting that iykwim haha
>>153762964you can keep posting it and the answer will keep being the same number as england
Line and length
don't forget girth
that's not quite the answer though is it mate
girth is definitely always the answer lad
cracking nrl gameget to watch most of brumbies reds now too cos of storm delay
dcda moite
>>153762917keKkksoSoSOOO truetruly and utterly shameful day in cricketing
>>153762929Lardarse wicketkeeper is the funniest part of the .webm
>>153762929>>153763510Let's be real. The batswomen should've kept running while the dog kept the ball away.
we're so back
>>153762570what is izzat? this word seems to get him really riled up every time someone mentions it
>>153763753something to do with reputation management in bindia i think based on its use
>>153763753
This version might be easier to read depending on your device.
never ever heard of the terms ijjat and jugaad until whiteys popularized itIndians that I know do not even have it in their parlance lmoa
>>153764319conspiracy theories are popular among small subsects of all groups
>NOOOOO SIR we don't scam!!!>KITBOGA YOU BENCHODhttps://x.com/vrilliumlive/status/1993301029388202047
respond to save your izzat https://youtu.be/JnnCaavXmEI
>doubling down on Schizophreniadaring today are we?
>daringhow is your pile of poo going m8
>>153762895Nobody is talking about the fact that he nearly got run out to a full toss
just checked the catalogue and there are two cricket threads upstrange occurrence thatI wonder what happened
>>153765441quite daring sar
if they were jeets they'd be doubling down on shitzophrenia iykwim haha
When the match
K E KEK
>>153765441on closer inspection - there are no cricket threads up.
jeets? they're all pakis
>>153767132kek SO true
based Italy putting the shits up the Bongs and finally beating them in the 6 nations kekmaybe we should get them into the cricket too
The other one got nuked AHAHAHAHAHAHA!/cric/chads stay winning.
does the stench end tomorrow lads?this place finna need a deep clean and decontamination tbqh
we can only hopeI'm looking forward to that more than any potential NZ win in this shitty faux-cricket competition
someone mentioned india in alf last night talking about how china and india are heavy polluters wasnt even any malice in it just factsshitjeet spammed convict posts straight after, he must have all aussie threads constantly open or the archives checking non stoprent free KEK
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVdqCmADGYw/is there a single heterosexual f1 driver?
>>153768168pathetic behaviourit's wild that he doesn't seem to like any sports either, just uses the threads to bitch about poms and pozzies ad nauseumhis failed attempt at a cricket thread will be causing him untold internal suffering and I for one welcome it
>>153768172such a grim vidgoes to show f1 really isn't a sportthe bloke looks about as ''''athletic''''' as the average welshie weakling
>>153768428but muh g forces!more like g spots the poofters
testcricket
which cricketers could compete as axemen?>>153769336
>>153769507Mark Wood
>>153769507>>153769623defs boonie
Reminder subhooman convict shitters were ktfo out of the WC by starving Zimbabwians and the worst Sri Lankan team in decades
>WC>meme20lel
>>153769916this is an axeman
Dead format champsGives it out can't take it back champsDoes it >for free champ
PM Cuckdi at his home stadium holding the wc be like>Gives it out can't take it back
>engshitter trying to take credit for a WC win because his dogshit team full of mercs and pakis doesn't have oneIrrelevant country champ
I’m starting a fundraiser for shitjeet, if we all chip in we can pay for some creative writing classes so he doesn’t have to keep repeating the same tired phrases over and over. It’s for the good of /cric/
Better to give whatever meagre donations you get to your fellow subhooman convict who spends his life defending your convizzat, as Joni once sang, >for free
it's all so tiresome and nonsensical
>proves my point
Each time I check /cric/ its just the molester from Leicester seething about everyone else who posts here.This can't be healthy.I'm waiting for test to return btw.
fuck hes seething today lmao
sometimes (not often but sometimes) I unironically miss zachy
>englel beaten by shitaly at rugbyWeak engshitter genes
Breaking news: the peewee that has a folder saved to his computer full of AI “Zachys” says he “misses him”. This story is developing, we’ll have more on this later. Back to /cric/
small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
>Hindu lancers and Kiwi nurses, British Egypt 1916
last seven days, not counting two pub nightswas a long weekend tbf
last seven days, not counting two pub nights ofcwas a long weekend tbf
theres a drinking legend in our midst lads
ama
what do you watch at night?
survivor
That was a 10-8 because he had him in a dangerous choke position for four minutes
HEEEEE33m
world cup final today, those who deny are copers and seethers in denial
Charles is so fucking strong
HEEM SLEEPY?
>10-8that's a batting side in a terrible positionor even worse than terrible if you list the score the weird backwards way that the aussies do, in that case it's a batting side all out for 8 runs lmao, hard to come back from that
Good cricket lads>>153776995>>153776997>>153777024Fuck off
do bronx putting hollogay to eep
are you all going to cry about lay and pray again
My heaties would heem all these poofc fighters
/CREEM/
you wouldnt believe your eyes!
>>153779602you have to go back to /wbc/ after this one
it's Melie's world we're just living in it
COME ON NEW ZEALAND
I LOVE T20
>>153780471Bruh she basically did everything herself
gonna make sure i go to bed before the "cricket" starts and wake up after it ends
kek what the fuck is all this then?certainly not cricket that's for sure
weak hearted, I see
Sunday's T20 World Cup final against India in Ahmedabad will be the Black Caps' fifth white-ball final in the past 11 years
>>153780641Yeah im gonna gloat if we win, but won't even open /cric/ if we lose. Simply dont care. And this makes the jeets boil
i won't even know if we win lol, didn't know we were in the final til earlier today
I unironically thought it was last night and woke up this morning expecting to see the result
>>153780761Would make a lot more sense to play a final on a Saturday. Indians are cultureless retards that have no idea
when I wake up I wont read anything posted overnightmainly because ive got a weak stomach and dont like bad smells
>>153780775we like making the Christians work on Sunday
peewee bros... we will support our captain right?
No idea what hes talking about
why are they like this?
>>153781145what wrong with this saar
>>153781145ECB liked this so much they hired him as the head coach
As a far right antinationalist i support peewees
