YFO

this is the thread btw

remember cricket?

>>153754843
missed you lad

still not watched a single (1) ball of this low iq non-cricket cup

yjk shitjeet is seethin that we didn't engage with his shitthread rn

it often happens when he bakes
he normally posts a seethe post or 2 with all the usual buzzwords then gets over it tbf

>zachy pretending his jeet persona is someone else again
grim

desireth the return of test cricket

this one has more replies and a cute bald man so i'll use this one

based

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>>153754960
you love to see it

>>153755001
Many are saying this.

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>>153754960

incredible comeback bro
well worth the wait lmao

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>big fat stinky t20 world cup (india hosting) right in the middle of your lovely summer of cricket

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powerful...

>>153754835
Good thread.

Not a real sport
Not a real world cup
Not a real poomunity

Hate T20 lads

fark i cooked today
https://vocaroo.com/1cfR5P9QDeTq

how are the projects going lads?

I've been sitting on my arse watching sports most of the day to be perfectly honest with you lads

>T20 Final on Sunday
Didn't they just have one of these two years ago?

>>153757400
First sensible thing a PV has said since "I'm a wurthluss luttle muggut. I don't dusurve to luve"

>>153761843
yea they're meaningless slop
all international T20s are

when you say t20 final you mean the final t20 ever?

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>>153761947

Pizza/coffee for dinner

Change of plans I switched from coffee to beer at the last second. But I'll have a coffee after

>>153762071
>>153762023
not your blog m8

well it certainly isn't a cricketing thread, gotta make it into something

>>153761345
>Vrooms
>Blues win
>Reds soon
All in all a good day

does anyone even know what cricket is?

what has the higher chance of coming back, cricket or zachy?

Zachy is just protesting the T20 wc, he's a righteous man

>>153762145
Gotta know what a crumpet is tbqh

pretty based of him ngl

so apparently the final is on at like 2:30am monday morning lol

>>153762141
/comfy/

>>153762322
shall be treating it like the rest of the """tourney""" and not watching a single delivery me

>>153762239
do youse have crumpets in youse area?

>>153762331
what if you win? you would miss out on New Zealand's maiden world cup victory

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>convict shitters and engshitters gatekeep their pissbrahmaic izzat
Mentally zutted irrelevant countries ktfo out of the WC lmao

it's not a world cup so no

izzat a seething sniveling /weakmind/ i smell?

I'm more invested in Japan playing Korea in the baseball than New Zealand winning whatever this dogshit is mate
it does not matter to me as New Zealand cricket enthusiast

Tell yer fat convict mam to close ger stank legs mate stench crossing the oceans you convicts were shipped across in a ball and chain

oh he seethin' kek

oh he snivelin' kek

The hissing of irrelevant countries ktfo of the WC

I think test match cricket is really neat

>>153762559
Based WBC enjoyer

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>>153762737
yea it's been fun so far lad, looking forward to the Korea Japan game
>>153762740
this one from Glunn always makes me kek too

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>>153762765
have some more

>>153762773
kek

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one of my favourites

>>153762886
saved

For anyone who has been following the Twenty20 world cup, was the pitch for India vs England doctored?

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>>153762917
so true

>>153762922
You've come to the wrong place if you're looking for people who followed any of the Twenty20 world cup haha if you know what i mean lmao

hey siri how many cricket world cups have new zealand won

it might be the last time i get to post this....

>>153762886
Bro, wtf

>>153762964
I don't think that will be happening lad, I think you're ok to keep posting that iykwim haha

>>153762964
you can keep posting it and the answer will keep being the same number as england

Line and length

don't forget girth

that's not quite the answer though is it mate

girth is definitely always the answer lad

cracking nrl game
get to watch most of brumbies reds now too cos of storm delay

dcda moite

>>153762917
keKkk
soSoSOOO true
truly and utterly shameful day in cricketing

>>153762929
Lardarse wicketkeeper is the funniest part of the .webm

>>153762929
>>153763510
Let's be real. The batswomen should've kept running while the dog kept the ball away.

we're so back

>>153762570
what is izzat? this word seems to get him really riled up every time someone mentions it

>>153763753
something to do with reputation management in bindia i think based on its use

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never ever heard of the terms ijjat and jugaad until whiteys popularized it
Indians that I know do not even have it in their parlance lmoa

>>153764319
conspiracy theories are popular among small subsects of all groups

>NOOOOO SIR we don't scam!!!
>KITBOGA YOU BENCHOD
https://x.com/vrilliumlive/status/1993301029388202047

respond to save your izzat
https://youtu.be/JnnCaavXmEI

>doubling down on Schizophrenia
daring today are we?

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>daring
how is your pile of poo going m8

>>153762895
Nobody is talking about the fact that he nearly got run out to a full toss

just checked the catalogue and there are two cricket threads up
strange occurrence that
I wonder what happened

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>>153765441
quite daring sar

if they were jeets they'd be doubling down on shitzophrenia iykwim haha

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When the match

K E K
E
K

>>153765441
on closer inspection - there are no cricket threads up.

jeets? they're all pakis

>>153767132
kek SO true

based Italy putting the shits up the Bongs and finally beating them in the 6 nations kek
maybe we should get them into the cricket too

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The other one got nuked AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/cric/chads stay winning.

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does the stench end tomorrow lads?
this place finna need a deep clean and decontamination tbqh

we can only hope
I'm looking forward to that more than any potential NZ win in this shitty faux-cricket competition

someone mentioned india in alf last night talking about how china and india are heavy polluters wasnt even any malice in it just facts
shitjeet spammed convict posts straight after, he must have all aussie threads constantly open or the archives checking non stop
rent free KEK

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVdqCmADGYw/

is there a single heterosexual f1 driver?

>>153768168
pathetic behaviour
it's wild that he doesn't seem to like any sports either, just uses the threads to bitch about poms and pozzies ad nauseum
his failed attempt at a cricket thread will be causing him untold internal suffering and I for one welcome it

>>153768172
such a grim vid
goes to show f1 really isn't a sport
the bloke looks about as ''''athletic''''' as the average welshie weakling

>>153768428
but muh g forces!
more like g spots the poofters

test
cricket

which cricketers could compete as axemen?
>>153769336

>>153769507
Mark Wood

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>>153769623
defs boonie

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Reminder subhooman convict shitters were ktfo out of the WC by starving Zimbabwians and the worst Sri Lankan team in decades

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>WC
>meme20
lel

>>153769916
this is an axeman

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Dead format champs
Gives it out can't take it back champs
Does it >for free champ

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PM Cuckdi at his home stadium holding the wc be like
>Gives it out can't take it back

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>engshitter trying to take credit for a WC win because his dogshit team full of mercs and pakis doesn't have one
Irrelevant country champ

I’m starting a fundraiser for shitjeet, if we all chip in we can pay for some creative writing classes so he doesn’t have to keep repeating the same tired phrases over and over. It’s for the good of /cric/

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Better to give whatever meagre donations you get to your fellow subhooman convict who spends his life defending your convizzat, as Joni once sang, >for free

it's all so tiresome and nonsensical

>proves my point

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Each time I check /cric/ its just the molester from Leicester seething about everyone else who posts here.
This can't be healthy.
I'm waiting for test to return btw.

fuck hes seething today lmao

sometimes (not often but sometimes) I unironically miss zachy

>englel beaten by shitaly at rugby
Weak engshitter genes

Breaking news: the peewee that has a folder saved to his computer full of AI “Zachys” says he “misses him”. This story is developing, we’ll have more on this later. Back to /cric/

small dick /cric/
big cock /hoc/

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>Hindu lancers and Kiwi nurses, British Egypt 1916

last seven days, not counting two pub nights
was a long weekend tbf

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last seven days, not counting two pub nights ofc
was a long weekend tbf

theres a drinking legend in our midst lads

ama

what do you watch at night?

survivor

That was a 10-8 because he had him in a dangerous choke position for four minutes

HEEEEE33m

world cup final today, those who deny are copers and seethers in denial

Charles is so fucking strong

HEEM SLEEPY?

>10-8
that's a batting side in a terrible position
or even worse than terrible if you list the score the weird backwards way that the aussies do, in that case it's a batting side all out for 8 runs lmao, hard to come back from that

Good cricket lads
>>153776995
>>153776997
>>153777024
Fuck off

do bronx putting hollogay to eep

are you all going to cry about lay and pray again

My heaties would heem all these poofc fighters

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/CREEM/

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you wouldnt believe your eyes!

>>153779602
you have to go back to /wbc/ after this one

it's Melie's world we're just living in it

COME ON NEW ZEALAND

I LOVE T20

>>153780471
Bruh she basically did everything herself

gonna make sure i go to bed before the "cricket" starts and wake up after it ends

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kek what the fuck is all this then?
certainly not cricket that's for sure

weak hearted, I see

Sunday's T20 World Cup final against India in Ahmedabad will be the Black Caps' fifth white-ball final in the past 11 years

>>153780641
Yeah im gonna gloat if we win, but won't even open /cric/ if we lose. Simply dont care. And this makes the jeets boil

i won't even know if we win lol, didn't know we were in the final til earlier today

I unironically thought it was last night and woke up this morning expecting to see the result

>>153780761
Would make a lot more sense to play a final on a Saturday. Indians are cultureless retards that have no idea

when I wake up I wont read anything posted overnight
mainly because ive got a weak stomach and dont like bad smells

>>153780775
we like making the Christians work on Sunday

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peewee bros... we will support our captain right?

No idea what hes talking about

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why are they like this?

>>153781145
what wrong with this saar

>>153781145
ECB liked this so much they hired him as the head coach

As a far right antinationalist i support peewees

You see, I was planning to create a /matchie/ for the final but now with NZ there people may think we care too much about it so I cant.

The BLACKCAPS have killed the matchie

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kia ora aoteareolas x

>>153764392
ikr¿ soOO weird

Hopefully one of our bowlers takes a triple hat trick (9 wickets in a row)

found dis on the interwebz
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/FxwxHGDX9L

>>153781722
dont worry, I will. The world cup final deserved better than a 2 day old slow thread

bowl a yorker

>>153781882
Attaboy. Remember the only rule: It CANNOT say /cric/ on the title or else its just another General

>>153781882
If you make the thread now it'll be over a year and half old by the time the final is on...

>>153781882
didnt deserve 4 messages let alone a thread

New Zealander Brett Randell has become the first bowler in the 254-year history of first-class cricket to take five wickets in five balls.

The 30-year-old created the piece of cricket history playing for Central Stags on day two of their match against Northern Districts in New Zealand's Plunket Shield.

almost a double hat trick. very impressive

bros im worried
theres so many aussies in the baseball thread tonight
cricket WILL die globally if we become a baseball nation

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…yhnh

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LIVIN’ LAVIDA LOCA

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ALÉ ALE ALÉ

T20 WC final match thread

>>153782846
>>153782846
>>153782846
>>153782846

get in here lads

>>153782282
Based tbqh

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just a random passerby here who notices stuff from tiem to tiem…can’t help but notice that there are two (2) threads and the other one is buzzbuzzbuzzing …so is this liek the cricket LOSER thread?

>>153783178
this is the climbing thread

How do people watch test cricket? Are there people who really watch all five days? Do they reay watch it full or do they watch it in the background while doing something else? How do people watch it in stadiums? Do they only watch one game or do they take holidays and watch the full match for five days? An average game seems to be six hours per day.

>>153783178
this is the copers thread who cant see an absolute indian win, dominating one should i meantion.

>>153784239
>Are there people who really watch all five days
yes there are quite a few people who do that

>Do they reay watch it full or do they watch it in the background while doing something else
always the latter. cricket is in the background unless the game is very critical or its a t20 (almost always adrenaline pilled).

>How do people watch it in stadiums? Do they only watch one game or do they take holidays and watch the full match for five days?
tickets are sold day wise. you can choose to buy them as you fit

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god i really cannot be fucked this week

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>I prefer Test over T20

update: proud to say I did not watch one (1) ball of this entire non-cricket tournament

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greatest Cricket team of all time.

>>153786226
How many red ball trophies mate? Any? More than 0?

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>>153786339
most Border gavaskar trophies won, only test trophy that matters
>in b4 wtc
meme, hit me up when they finally organize a final outside englel

>>153786376
>pozzpoopeea

What about recent three match test series against New Zealand? Fare well in any of those?

>>153786226
australia has 9
india has 8
where are these numbers from

>>153787394
They added under 19 titles. kek

Back from the celebrations on the street
People having fun
Tooting horns
Waving flags (India, that is Bharat ofc)
Setting off fireworks
Climbing lampposts
Music and chanting

I hope the Indianons are enjoying celebrations too

the esteemed ipl cup

>>153787430
>no indoor cricket titles included
sham metric really

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kek

>>153788445
Im still mad at that fucking PUSSY for not putting himself on strike for the superover

commiserations to all diaspora indian/British rejected by the society in the country they were born in, rejected by the country their blood is from but still clinging to their ancestors desperately holding onto a fabricated identity
Commiserations to those same diaspora indians who called t20 garbage and meaningless before the ipl cup began but are now crowing it as the pinnacle of cricket
no wtc mace, no bgt, no odi wc
but im glad your little trophy makes you happy kek

Mad how a person wastes all this time writing comments no one has any interest in reading

I read every post in every thread.
I don't enjoy them, but I read them.

>4 rapid fire seethe posts
corr that diaspora comments always guaranteed convict spam lmao

did the cricket happen yet
did we win

no cricket has happened in several weeks

I wonder if we will blood in some youngins in the Bangladesh test series in the NT or if we will continue to ignore the impending implosion of our test team

had some really awesome farts today lads
really loud and satisfying ones

for me its the ones that itch your ass on the way out

instead of the entire t20 world cup, they could have played a good old fashioned test match series

t20 is banned on cricket island

>>153791033
based

the best thing about T20 cricket is telling everyone I don't watch it

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I haven't been watching Survivor: Cricket Island. Has anyone found the hidden immunity idol yet?

more like poomunity idol

Looking forward to the summer of cricket in NZ continuing after that weird gulf of any cricket at all since the west indies series in December. Bit weird that there was no cricket on for the entire Christmas break but I'm sure NZ cricket has something big planned for us.

Ah yes.
Can't wait to get my baps out on the lawn for the test series against *checks notes* England. In *checks notes* England. In *checks notes* June. Thanks NZC.

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just thought about the nz cricket team again

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>>153792315
kek

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>>153792363

if horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely cricket is a very good sport as well

got the day off today for a horse race, don't see cricket throwing it's weight around like that

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>>153792315

more like finna sook kek gottern

>>153792904
is this real

>>153792981
it could be but it has a sloppa vibe to me

>>153792986
yeah Finns face doesn't look right

we're in here lads
>>153793312

crazy how /tennis/ has a britflag that speaks like sebbo

Crazy how a /cric/ has a basement neet incel convict so mentally zutted he now does it, as Joni once sang, >for free

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she wanted to meet up to "say goodbye". lol. go fuck yourself
went to check out a gym nearby, the 18~22 receptionist liked my accent. retards
might go out again and foog the next cunt that rams her snatch against my hips
cricket

>>153793333
>>153794205

>>153794214
its over, australia is lost

>two threads for random WBC pool games featuring aussie got significantly more posts than the t20 wc final thread
lol, lmao even

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That's because convicts are terminally online subhooman neets and overrepresented on 4chan. Mental how that can be when it's beaches sunshine and convict sheilas all around them

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anons what do you think? Should this be allowed? public display of affection is okay but kissing in front of millions of people, including kids is a bit inappropriate and pretentious, no?

>>153794461
>sheilas around them
>around them
>he doesn't know

>terminally online
self awareness been hit for 6 there
you put in more hours here than anyone else, including spaccy

Best part is he's up at 2 o'clock in the morning ranting to himself when no one cares