Also US vs Brasil Game thread (4-1 US has the hot hand)
FREEEEERUNNNNNNNNNS
First for Alysa
rip
kek br outfielder
O V E R
turanggggggggggggggutan
we're here>>153753906
>>153757527>>153757555>it's a simple thread
Whats with the train sounds
turang gang report in
how do you say "its over" in english
>>153757591that is not the USA game thread
>brazilian fielding
>7-1
It feels insane that we were able to keep the score close for 4 innings tbqh, i was expecting something like 20-0 by the end of thr 3rd, we are the worst team in WBC by far
>>153757595>>153757591
>>153757605Sayonara, ese.
>>153757619STOP THE COUNT
>>153757555Checked
Can we beat britain or italy? I know mexico is good but what about the yuros
>>153757622I don't know, I think the czechs might just be slightly worse
another JUDGIAN popup
I see Harper is already in mid season form.
>>153757619
>>153757669neither are that good, anyone can win between Brazil England and Italy
>>153757619>>153757654Normal mlb score and you know that stop bullying
>>153757654>>153757619SCORIGAMI BROS EATING!!!!
>>153757669Italy no way, they have a bunch of italo-american players in there and have a pretty good league, Britain is more likely, but still it's gonna be a hard game
Are you suffering from opioid addiction?
PETER BARTHOLOMEW CROW ARMSTRONG IS IN THE GAME
>>153757727We have to win a game to avoid playing qualifiers again
Webb is so awkward lol
sexo w. wbc latina
>>153757527>no Ruth Shit tier listAlso,>7-1
>>153757687>>153757619Fact
>>153757763he sounds like jesse plemon's character from bugonia
>>153757747I have lost count of the number of times I have been on opioids due to medical treatments and when I stop having pain, I just stop taking the opioids. I don't even do the recommended taper.
Alright Brazil's gotta score a run here they can't let it be 7-1
Primate Chimp ApeStrong
People were really shit talking Turang starting tonight. Get fucked.
It's the meme score
Whats the point of a pitch clock in this tournament
>>153757808I've seen him literally take to the skies and fly
>squishy >soft>fruityLook anon they are talking about you!
>>153757830People complained that the pitchers would take forever to pitch
>>153757653
>>153757759It's either Britain or a miracle
>Joaoworked in a kitchen back in the day and three of the brazilians there were named this
So back to my wife. She won’t touch me but also blames me for not having sex if I ever bring it up. But if I try to initiate she turns me down. What do I do? Suicide?
>>153757880I think that’s the name of the leader in civ iv or v
>Gayvid: King of Israelkek!
Ren Kosenthal
>pcgay
OH NO NO NO NO HUEBROS
PCGay kek
WBC more like BWC
>looks over at Dominican Republichot damn I hope we got the rust off for this game I just saw a dude go from first to home on a hit
only hot cubs fan i've ever seen
What will PCA say about the brazilian fans?
>>153757527Why are they all of sudden pushing Jews in the media?
>early termination rule
>>153757993
>>153758006a jew just won gold
>>153758006Fox Deportes or whatever that shit channel is called always pushes Christian shows. They have a show about Saints that is actually decent. I enjoyed it.
>>153758017
>>153758017>Stop laughing, it's not funnyWhy didn't Jerry realize that saying that made everything even funnier
>>153757971Needs to be renamed
Saved by bunda?
>>153757767Delicious brown
bobby shit poonior
>Wee
We wasted all the meme magic in the first 2 innings
i lowkey deadass didnt know wacha was still playing
Which thread are we in? They are all slow, let's stop the thread splitting next time please.
>>153758064We will learn from this mistake.
>>153758076No one ever learns anything
>>153758072frfr no cap?
Bobby SHIT Jr.
lol are Fox commentators not allowed to say "mexicans"? One them just corrected themselves and said "mexico fans"
I wonder if players at points like that actually think like "let me see the pitches and otimize what i can do" or if they just worry about farming HRs
>>153758108they should call them MexiCAN'Ts
>>153758122If they are anything like football players they probably dont think too much
I forget sometimes political ads being exclusive to election year is a here thing only
Im not one for conspiracies but the amount of jew stuff is weird. Is this cable TV now? I barely watch.
>>153758141The "who owns the media" thing is not a meme or a conspiracy
>>153758141Cool it with the antisemitism
>>153758141What Jew stuff
>>153758141huh?
>>153758149>>153758141>trump invades iran >just in time for not one but two le epic primetime biblical drama series on FOX
NOOOOO, THE MEME SCORE!
>7-1 ruinedFUCK OFF
>no 7-1We won the game morally lmao
Les go
>>153758141Oy vey, don't make me call my black friend!
It's so over
>7x1 broken I'm going to sleep anons good night
>>153758216I (>>153758141) am black
>POO.S.A>POO.S.A>POO.S.A
USAbros?
>>153758226Post hand or didnt happen
That's it, we didn't lose 7-1, HANG THE DAMN BANNER
Uhhhhh
Lmao Brazil is winning 4-7
Legendary comeback incoming
erm...
HOME RUN :DDDDDDD
usa sistas...our response?
BRAZIL WINS 4-7
Brazil CAIN
Brazil wonno matter what the result
>brazil can unironically win this hame
>>153757527TAKE THIS GAME BIBICALLY SERIOUSLY GUYS WHAT THE HELL FOR THE SOULS WHO HAVE NEVER REPENTED AND ASKED JESUS INTO THEIR HEARTS!
can we rig this?
>>153758237
>auto walking judgeCowards
>>153758311Based aryan baseball fan
>>153758311Go Twins!
>>153758311Dubs confirm
>inb4 6-7
>>153758323No its a proper 4 pitch intentional walk you cowards would just wave to ohtani
Lads what are you drinking tonight I'm drinking an imperial milk stout
>>153758336damn i miss programming in C, born to write C forced to write C#
that was anti semitic
>>153758323Judge would've had a fly out anyway
>booing a butt hbpAMericans are softies
The US has only struck out once so far Of course it was Harper
Nah, he meant that shit
>take this you mutt
What are they eating
>>153758345sauvignon blanc
>hitting bregmanstop jewish hate
>>153758385The audacity of a Brazilian calling anyone a mutt lmao.
>>153758360so did I. hopefully its all gonna be over soon.>>153758311start doing this, my nigga.
>>153758345
Nothing wrong with some ball violence
>>153758345Tejava lemon.
Brazil is a niponic country
juuuuuust a bit outside
>>153758345High West Rye
Brazil is a brazilian country
>>153758345Got a passion fruit flavored IPA, it fucking sucks but I got it for free
>>153757599It’s an astros thing, never understood it myself. Why not a rocket ship?
>>153758428Big if true
A 3-0 HBP was some dirty work “Brazil” (forma de Japan-lite)
>>153758255>>153758262this meme is about you senoooor>>153758336based cnile
>>153758345Water
>>153758439The stadium used to be a train station
>2 for 14 with RISPIt's like I'm watching my doyers again
I love our diaspora enjoying baseball thousands kilometers away in South America.
pca a bitch dawg
We did it! We got a RBI!
I need to piss but pissing midgame is bad luck
>judge sprinting and sliding to get an RBI for Roman candle boyStop that.
>>153758385>>
>>153758439Minute Maid (Daiken) Park was originally built on the grounds of Houston’s historic old grand rail station. So because of that they adopted a train motif
>CUSB
PCGay STINKS!
>>153758481>bad luckyoure already down 4 in the 8th
fuck pca. bitch better watch his back
>>153758476you will never be japanese private paco
>>153758465Choo choo
dog bless
>>153758494If i pissed mid 7-1 the game wouldve ended 12-1
It's time.
>>153758488Chooch oo
>>153758506I look like and say this
Time to listen to my Britney speiers records
Basedzil
O shit
Dingerinho
>>153758517...for a hr
USA just isn't able to take this seriously. The batters and pitchers have no sense of urgency, they are clearly treating this like spring training.
Uhhh America bros? Our response?
HOMERUN :DDDDDDDDDD
We’re actually going to need to burn a closer tonight aren't we?
>>153758561Idk, post Alysa?
guys this is a bit embarrassing tbdesu
Spiritual victory for Brazil at this point, crazy that this even remotely close for the Americans. Imagine narrowly leading against a team that is half part timers who make less money together in a lifetime than Judge does in a year.
-9.5 run favorites btw
>>153758561Hitting more pop flys with runners on base
Minuto aguinha
>>153758517>the heat>doesn't even throw high 90sNot ever reliever needs a stupid intro
Donga
>>153758561Harper will probably go 0-5 to respond
this wouldn't happen in bidens america. drumpf btfo yet again.
Brazil out homering the USA is pretty embarrassing.
talent gap between the minnows and the heavy hitters shrinking is actually a good thing for the health of the sport
>>153758591It's March buddy
Brewers bros how are we feeling about our boy Turang?
>>153758623Speier is good but a nickname of "The Heat" for a 95 MPH reliever is frankly insulting
>>153758634
>usa trying to score in the 9th Lmaaooo theyre scared
>>153758646It's not his fucking nickname.
cant stay up
OFFICIAL STRIKE THREE UMPIRE CALL POWER RANKINGS1) HEET-HAH2) STEE3) HIKE!!4) he-HIGH5) low grumble with an exaggerated punch6) straghh….7) delayed, nonchalant fist hold8) clear “strike three”9) HIP
sneed
Harper did something!
Is this score something to be proud of? Idk anything about this sport
Wtf are we doing dawg...
I wonder if a guy like Lopez does the WBC to boost his visibility before draft. Pretty good sequencing there against a good hitter
>>153757527>Hagar
>>153758674big fan of “stee”, also love an exaggerated punch
>>153758600Apologize
>>153758691Yes. This is a massive over-performance for Brazil
>>153758674HIP is underrated
>>153758691It should unironically be a blow out. This is embarrassing.
>>153758691Absolutely, being within GS range when you're this outclassed in talent is unbelievable. Betting lines has US as 10 run favorites
>>153758691Its like if tuna luso was 3-6 against flamengo
larper gets his lone rbi of the tournament and can breathe easy now
>>153758691Yes, this is an excellent performance from Brazil.
>>153758674bad list, HIP underrated af
>>153758668Shit how would I fucking know from that pic if I'm not a Mariners fan
>>153758695loved this
>>153758713Actually considering how shit flamengo is lately is more like if they were 4-6
>>153758720You think Griffey uses nugenix?
>>153758726It just says bring the heat every park has that!
a JUDGIAN walk
Kekzil
>>153758733he takes once daily jardiance
>>153758674Now do one for the motions. I'm partial to the slow turn 1-2
>>153758661What's the alternative?
>>153758691We can unironically win this game unless US scores like 5 runs after this post. Its a game predicted to end in the 7th inning. If we score like 2 runs in the bottom of the 9th, US may need to use a closer and this would be insane
>>153758733Wheaties
>>153758691It would be like Portuguesa holding Manchester City to a 2-1
How come the Brazilians don't have their nicknames on their jerseys like their soccer players do?
>>153758691Scoring five runs on the gringordos is impressive. Shame about the pitching
What part of Brazil are you guys from?
>>153758762It's just the walks tbqh.
>>153758765the inside of her butthole
>>153758759Most of these players aren't even actual brazilians
>>153758765I look like her
>>1537587582011 Portuguesa could do that
The Brazilian anons here all have pet jaguars right?
>>153758780blackanon....
>>153758765me on the left
>college senior going against witt jr., harper, judge, schwarber, and bregmanJesus Christ
>>153758777True, also, Czech'd.
Why do they keep trying to hit Bregman
>chin music with bases loaded>walks in a run
>17 walksLmao
14 walks is insane but understandable honestly
can any brazilians in here tell me how i (as a white man) can achieve anal sex with a HOT brazilian woman?please bros let me know the secret sauce
>>153758797Payback for Israeli war crimes
>that pitchBlue square moment
>10-5 vs BrazilJapan will rape USA
>>153758797You know why
>the blue square ad during baseball
>>153758809most brazilians are into anal as it is so you just gotta find one.
>>153758817who does japs have besides ohanti (who isn't pitching) and yams on the hill?
Todo pelota
>>153758809>anal sexwhat are you gay?
>>153758797We need to stand up to jewish hate.
Lets be honest this ump fucked us all night over...
>>153758816thank you man
>>153758784Nah, eats too much, only rich people can afford that, most people here have maned wolves, or anteaters if they're hipsters
WHAT THE FUCK THEY WENT TO COMMERCIAL
>>153758784Of course
pitch clock is dumb as fuck. baseball is not meant to be played like this
Bros have you defended a jewish kid this week yet? #bluesquare
>>153758831The pitch clock fucked brazil too, team couldnt adjust at all. Of course we would lose anyway, and walk them a lot anyway because these are basically amateurs vs future all stars, but the strikezone was way more batter friendly to the US
>>153758837A zookeeper at my zoo got murked by an anteater
>>153758845Fans have been loving it tho, no one wants to watch pitchers stand around for an hour.
>brazilian pitcher>named takahashi
even if born in brazil the japanese can't stop loving baseball
>walking in a run
Just got home from the fish fry, what did I miss lads
Yep, that's an automatic ball!
>>153758845>t. Pitcher chud
>USA couldn't mercy rule this teamyikes
>>153758857Why did he put termites up his butt?
wuold be fucking hilarious to walk them off in the TOP of the ninth kek. grand slam seals it.
mercy rule my bussy
>>153758859Let me help you outhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Brazilians
>>153758809theyll never reveal their secret to the white man
>>153758858>no one wants to watch pitchers stand around for an hour.I unironically do. I like the mind games.
Lmao based blonde pro jap kid
>>153758826Manager Ibata is a retard who dickrides old MLB guys instead of young talent so for some reason Kikuchi and Sugano are considered starters. Besides that its mostly the harder throwing Pacific League aces like Miyagi, Kitayama, Hiromi Itoh, Sumida, Sotani. Lot of their best bullpen guys got hurt so its a little thin desu.
How long do these games go for
>>153758852Yeah there was a base on balls turned into strike out to end the inning in the wnd already. I dont even think the ump wanted to fuck brazil i just think he is assuming brazilian batters cant have the same discipline mlbers do
>>153758882
RBIs do exist
just throw fucking strikes god damn it's not that hard
>16 walksWhat
>>153758895Its over now, 8 runs is not catchable anymore. 4 runs unironically was.
Cubs mentioned
Wait wait, if the gringordos score 4 more runs the game immediately ends right?
attapete
sad for brazil the game is ending like it is
>>153758881A Japanese Brazilian gave us this masterpiece.
>>153758895maybe 1 hr, maybe 4 hrs. it depends.
>>153758772>her
>>153758895Until the 9 innings is over. It could take two hours, it could take four.
FUCKIN DOG WALKEDLMAOOOOOOO
>>153758895The game ends if US scores 2 more runs, otherwise Brazil gets 3 more outs to tie/win the game
>>153757527Does anyone else think Mercy Rule adds another dimension to the game? A blowout game like this becomes watchably interesting because you want that mercy victory for extra humiliation points. MLB should make this a thing.
>walkzil
Fuck these Brazilian trannies
I wrote my post before announcer said it, dammii, now I look like a casual
>>153758909No, the inning still needs to finish.
>>153758913>masterpiece
Ump should just start calling strikes
>>153758924with gusto
B A L K>>153758921Nope, no mercy rule this late.
>shot of fan falling asleepa classic in any baseball broadcast
>>153758921it does not, can't end after the top half of an inning
Ump wants to go home, fucking terrible zone
UMPGODS RUN THIS SHIT
HOLY KWABOLA
>>153758924
USA IS COVERINGUSA IS COVERING
IT NEVER ENDS
>>153758845If Kirk Gibson v Eck, the most melodramatic AB ever, could fit into the pitch clock these faggots can pitch faster.
>>153758901The thing is that when its a pitch touching the strikezone for brazil, its always a ball. The strikezone for our pitches is the size of a matchbox
>balksWelcome to my show kiddo
i had a brazilian girlfriend for 3 weeks from tinder. the sex was INSANE and i never lasted over 2 minutes , but she ended things to go back to her ex boyfriend (a bouncer and failed rapper)
TAKAHASHIT
>>153758941I didn't see anything specifying a full inning, but I guess that was implied, thanks
BALK
Thanks ump
>2 bags can now be walked toyou know not what you have done
10-run inning incoming
>>153758961Fucking gay ass umps. Soak these bastards in lye
15-18 brazil winscreen shot this
>Mason Miller with a 10 run leadlmao
Based Brazilians trying to exhaust the Americans
>>153758971>i never lasted over 2 minutesseems like skill issues.
>if you only knew
The greatest comeback in baseball history is about to occur, and you just turned off your tv
I'm a casual please redpill me in balking
>>153759008>exhaust>literally 17 walksthat’s not what being exhausted means nipnig
>>153759007Why? We could've had position player kino.
>>153759010fr I could cut that time by 75-80% easy
Wait so we don't win? Man this sucks.
>>153759008So did the brits pay them to tire us out for tomorrow?
Im hyped for the next games. I think we can beat Italy and Britain
>>153759034
>>153759010>Has never been milked by a skilled gripping pussy milkmaidA talented female sexhaver can make you come in seconds if she wants toNGMI
>>153759023If a pitcher makes a move to go into his windup but stops. Basically prevents tomfoolery from fucking over the batter/runners
>>153759023Balking is to prevent pitchers from having an unfair advantage when trying to pick off baserunners. It can be both an very straightforward and highly subjective ruling
>>153759023Balk Rules! IMPORTANT!You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.1a. A balk is when you1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the1c. Let me start over1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field ofDo not do a balk please
>>153759023It's like pump faking a penalty kick
>>153759023Basically if its decided you make the pitching motion but didn't throw the pitch. This results in moving the runners. What I don't know is if its a strike or a walk with nobody on base?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD0rGjXk-N4
I dont understand anything of what is going on but it was ok
>>153759053>>153759055both legitimate arguments, also acceptable is whatever the umpire thinks it is that particular day
>>153759053You can fuck over the batter if you want which is why balls aren’t called with the bases empty unless the pitcher like falls over or drops the ball, and even then the batter is just awarded a ball.
>>153759023Well you see a balk is when the balk in the pitcher's balk is called because of the balk.
Holy shit Miller sucks.
>>153759053>>153759055Thx but don't they do that feinting all the time to try to pick up the runner on first?
>>153759010i wish i could cum that fast. its gotten harder to finish as i hit 30
>>153759030They warmed him up at the top of the 9th and mlb teams have a clause for playing that is that if you get warmed up you are required to come into the game to save their pitchers’ arms from the dreaded “warm up-then-cool down” thing
>>153759066This is my favorite pasta
>>153759091They have to step off the rubber strip on the mound to throw to a base
mason missler
>>153759071Sorry I am dumb it says only happens with men on base lol oops
>>153759088kek, A's fleeced retard Preller
>>153759099it's not a pasta. it's not showing up anywhere in the archives
sorry brazil bros but your pitching became dogshitlike what the actual fuck
>>153759117I've read it before.
>>153759117It’s from the better baseball general
>>153759066i saw this on the r/baseball discord :)
>>153759082Fair but if the bases are empty then you are pitching out of the windup rather than the stretch which is a degree harder to fuck over a batter with a balk fakeout tbf
>>153759117Newfag
>>153759023Basically don't fake out the batter and baserunner.
>>153759094Makes sense, thanks.
I had to watch this chud shut out my team in important games for 2 years and now he’s struggling against a Brazilian team?
>>153759094Also guys are on scheduled outings
THAT'S GAME
>>153759128Not too many relievers use a windup anymore thoughever, and even then you have meme pitchers like cueto and nestor the molestor cortes that do the gay stutter stop thing with the bases empty.
gg brazil
Aaron Judge > Neymar
gg Brazil. You did a lot better than you think you did.
USA USA USA
got em!
USA USA USA USA USAggs bruhsheel
Thank you so much for this win umpbros
>>153759118It was just a matter of time, they were sending out literal minors and college arms against an all-star lineup
>15 runs>10 hitsprime bonds statline
gg brasileros I will eat some pão de queijo and brazilian bbq this week and wash it down with guarana antarctica
Now i can piss
rigged
link for taiwan vs czech ?
>>153759206https://www.transfixed.com/
GO TO BEDJAPAN GAME IN 5 HOURS TIME
Is taiwan the hardest crowd to play against?
>>153759336>a bunch of 5'6 chinamen chantingyeah bro that's terrifying
>>153759044They did look way better than I expected, the ridiculous amount of walks notwithstanding. Maybe there is a chance we'll stay with the big guys
There aren't even 3 good teams per pool, 4th and 5th place should both need to requalify for next WBC or they need to go down to 16 teams
>>153759346They are louder than the 5'10" americans
>Japan mercy'd CT in 7>CT about to mercy CR in 6/7There's way too many shit teams in this tournament. I like the idea of growing the game but they really gotta rethink this
>>153759500It should be 16 teams with 4 groups of 4
>>153759538The shitty teams are most of them, so unless you want to stick usa/japan/dr together every year you can't really change much.
>>153759882You could definitely drop 20% of the teams and have less swingy games. I don't need upsets but shellackings are bad optics
>>153759929They qualified last year, it's fine.
>>153759959There's been 4 games out of 11 so far where the losing team has finished within a GS of the winner. It's silly. I get baseball hot spots are not going to spring up overnight, but you can't package something on the world stage that's as or less competitive than a college vs MLB spring training team and expect people to take it seriously
>>153760100This is on Fox Sports 2 and it's after midnight on the east coast. People tune into USA to watch them score lots of runs, only baseball people care about these games in the slightest.
How are the WBSC rankings decided exactly because this really doesn't seem right
>>153760435The committee behind that is nothing but east asianstells you all you need to know
>>153760435>Points are awarded in the men's baseball rankings according to finishes in the Premier12, World Baseball Classic, U-23 Baseball World Cup, U-18 Baseball World Cup, U-15 Baseball World Cup and U-12 Baseball World Cup as follows.[18] These rankings were adjusted in 2025.[5][6]
>>153760550WBSC is Swiss and run by an Italian
