first of the seasonGWS vs Hawthorn - 4:15 - ES Brisbane vs Western Bulldogs - 7:35 - G
>aedt and not local time
big titty slut
>>153758730Always something.
>>153758748Do you think Lachie has reconnected since or they've kept away from each other? desu they might as well be fucking now after all that's happened. I guess he risks Jules not being co-operative with the kids if it comes out he's seeing her though.
>big titty repressed mormon girl in her teensgod lachie must have had some god tier sex with her
>>153758748>>153758768puke
>>153758798Is if you wouldn't.
>>153758798Really? I know shes the most basic looking skinny white big titted slut but hey thats still hot even if its nothin special
>>153758798cringe fuckhead
>>153758821there's something special about nothing special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmMUkixWbs
the missus
>>153758884Sara Tendulker is hotter than her
>>153758931smells like shit though
>>153758884Handsome Squidward face
>>153758884hotdog. hallway.
>>153758964source?
>>153758931No way.
>First game not 'til 4:15 edt>Fox coverage began at 3Even 3:30 would have been more reasonable, what are they going to crap on for an hour plus about?
>>153758977this is alf. no need, just my opinion, which you have to accept as fact.
>Callum Brown: "I like to do something different every pre-season so I decided to go white"He was talking about his hair fyi.
>>153758997why the fuck does it bother you cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5ErlRUstI4
>>153758884Is that a Kirpan in your pocket or just happy to see me?
crazy how many abos and nigs have white girlfriends though
>>153758997They're just shooting the shit with the players intermixed with analysis. Pretty damn easy to fill 1 hour.
power
>>153758997>what are they going to crap on for an hour plus about?if its anything like here, fuck all just babbling shit.
>>153759058Is that Polec?
gooning to the thought of kath getting railed
>Riewoldt and Kingy are pretending they're too busy to have a SupercoachEveryone knows you cunts have one. Why would you lie about that?
>>153759058>posts durrsma for years>he leaves>posts butters for years>he leaves>now posting some literal who that won't get a contract at another clubkek
>>153759133so when one of their mates win the ute or whatever they can use it as evidence that they had no input.
>>153759130happy mardi gras mate.
>>153759151Footy players always have the worst teams. They're no good at the game.
>>153759166they're ex players with all the champion data imaginable at their fingertips. they have a better chance than anyone. grundy's brother winning last year, you saying that was a cohencidence?
How long until Jules Neale makes an onlyfans
>>153759193Based on the starting teams I've seen they clearly don't use take advantage of that access. Montagna probably does well but I've never seen him post a team, just allude to players he has or that people should get and they're always solid choices.
on the nomokais, nice nip knockoffs.
I’m a hard yakka true blue aussie unironically
My future hinges on r9 at Flemington
>>153759229this isn't your grindr.
roache's waiting room:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylxXfGCTrc
>Cox’s US odyssey came after the emotion-laden final three days of the trade period, which saw the Swans land Charlie Curnow at the expense of popular pair Will Hayward – who was in Colombia when he received the fateful news – and Ollie Florent.Will Hayward split an 8ball with me?
>>153759243TentyrisCHADS
>heat rule is in playIs it really that hot in Sydney?
>>153759495>25cdo prictorians really cry over this?
f1 is boring as shitjust flicked it on for 2 seconds already bored
>>153759517I have never seen the appeal in any kind of motor sport.
afl is unironically one of the few sports i can stand to watchcric is good too, and i actually didn't mind baseball, but stuff like nba is just so boring to me
>Kingsley is coaching from the box this gameHow long before he's back on the boundary?
can't wait for the massive crowd this game will draw
>>153759561NBA used to be great to watch decades ago. The game is completely different now. Talk about degradation of a sport.
>>153759495all the hot visting gay tourists, the Mardi Gras effect.
>>153759567coaching from the boundary is for brainlets who get carried by their assistant coaches who actually see the game
>Talk of lightning Fuck sake
>>153759761please no....
>Aussie Disposals going out of business
>2 bad frees in a row to the expansion teamyep it's opening round
god would have guided that one through
>manlet lachie neale fucks two hot women just because he plays footy Anyone else hate their parents for not pushing them harder with sports at a young age?
Is this crowd noise fake?
>Howie>Jordan>LeighDropped
>>153759857i don't think i ever had the coordination or talentwhile i do have height now i didn't actually grow a lot until i was like 18-19 so didn't have that advantage either
le mighty wizard
>>153759857its not even footy playersgo to any pub and you will see some 7-10 blondes hanging off some balding fuckwits arm
>>153759614Job of the coach is to get their players to understand what they need to do. You can read the game from the field, and have your assistants relay what they see to give you a clearer picture so you can articulate what needs to happen directly to your players. Being a good coach isn't just about being the best strategist. 4 of the last 5 premierships have been won by coaches that coach from the boundary.
>>153759857that's lifefor some it comes easyfor others it's difficultbe grateful for what you do have
>>153759923Needs to earn his stripes
>>153759857I would like to know what % of afl players had a stay home parent, I bet its over 90%
>>153759939Apparently Jules didn’t want anything to do with lachie until she found out he played footy, so I’m glad he cheated desu
dumb n
>>153759857>always blaming everyone, anyone except themselves never change niggas.[lol as if you would]
>albo getting booedcommie poof gonna freak
FUCK ALBOAHAHAHAHA he's getting booed
Lads, Albo just posted
Piss off you weak gutted dog albo
i was saying alboo
you boo albo because he is a pmi boo him because he has a hawthorn scarf on we are not the same
>>153760063i thought he was an avid swans fan
>>153760101I boo him because he's a terrible PM and an even worse human being.
>>153760050>>153760057>roach customerdeserves the boos desu
disgusting chameleon
Height has nothing to do with getting girlsMost men are short but have girlfriends I bet there are plenty of tall incels on 4chan
>>153760131He's not even one. He's just pretending to be. He wears a different scarf every few months. Someone will have the image of him wearing a bunch of different ones. Fucking fraud and a liar.
>>153759432Stomps them by 10
>>153760158>I bet there are plenty of tall incels on 4chancan confirm, i'm one of them
>>153760169>yeah mate ill get tatts of random spiders and insects on my arm it will look sick!
Seeing *lbo at the game has completely ruined my mood.
>pm bad
>>153760108Doubt he likes any AFL team, he's an inner city Sydney kid, he's nrlel through and through
Most soulful goal songs rankingBane > Suns > Giants > Crows
>>153760201i thought you blokes hate country roads and sweet caroline
goal ump gf 2026
>>153760196This but unironically. He's scum.>>153760192He's basically ruined the whole day.
>>153760183Same
>>153760192doctor now
>>153760219I LOVE them.
No footy for me today lads, sorry but fuck kayo
my short friend always complains about height but he's much more handsome than mewhereas i'm taller than him but look much worseboth of us are virgins
sicily is such a pathetic whinger god i hate him
>>153760192>>153760229Lots of hate for a bloke who doesn't know you exist, perhaps don't think about others too hard
will tune in once f1 one qualy finishes
>>153760259vipbox lc
>Dillo there tooNow THAT'S a fuckwit that ruined my mood. Why are all the posh cunts at a Hawks game in Canberra?
>im gonna show everyone and not renew kayo>damn kayo got hands
is there a footy match on
>>153760259KAYO is shit.
Giants look good. I got sucked in thinking they had too many injuries and tipped against them. Fucking Dawks.
>>153760290Actually my dad works with him a lot so he knows me by extension
>>153760335taking photos of other peoples phones at sporting events is creepy as fuckyet zoomers have normalised it
i see women as sexual objects
>>153760286taking the piss out of the pm is entirely australian you cunt
>Foxtel resetting passwords of kayo accounts suspected of account sharing>false positiveseverytime
>>153760354Alri Jim Chalmers' son
>>153760229the whole will day, or just the injured bits?
>le harold holt swimming pool xd>geddit cause he died in the ocean>no other countries are this quirky xd
>>153760357zoomers love taking photos of people 'subtly' and making fun of them online, it's their favourite hobby
this is a general for sexually frustrated white men
>>153760286R E A S O NMAN_OF
>>153760326engie stadium is in canberra nwo?
le wizard
Great goal even though I hate the Wizard.
Weddle is the most overrated player in the league
>>153760399this
put swimming pool names on the list
>>153760354righto tarq.
>>153760357I’ve always felt really awkward using my phone at the footy because I knew the cunt behind me would be watching what I’m doing
>>153760424samealso my phone is rangebanned from /sp/ (not my fault) so i can't even post pics of the footy
>>153760424get a privacy screen. works great.
>>153760424Literally me. I see what people in front of me are looking at so why wouldn't the people behind me?
parked mums i30 in the trade section of bunnings todaycould see some fag in high vis visibly seething when i walked back to the car with just some cleaning products kek
How has old man Gunston become so good again? Last year was inexplicable and it seems like he's gonna keep up with it.
KWAB that collapse
Great game to watch so far. FTA plebs missing out.
remember the 'hollywood hawks'
love a hsqt
fucking hell since when did our poomunity turn into bigfooty?
>>1537604917NSW get this one on delay
NEED a goal ump gf already
crazy that /afl/ might be the last place on the internet where you need to verify your id to talk about footy
sam "the cuck" mitchell
>>153760508Seriously, you would think he was reposting plugger35
>Channel Ninewoop de doo, glad the rambler is gone from fox
is this the so called 'elite' hawthorn defense i've heard so much about?
>>153760529can’t wait till we’re flooded by hs footy watching gfs
>>153760547>relegated to fucking youtube livestreamskwab
Josh WeddleJordan De GoeyBen KingJason Horne FrancisIzak RankineBailey SmithJosh KellyAaron NaughtonNick BlakeySam WalshAaron CadmanLuke Davies UniackeJosh Treacy
>>153760564nah, supposedly he'll turn up on the actual tv shows (Footy Classified, Sunday Footy show) as well
how does that stuttering run up work so well and why don't more players use it?
>mfw people talk about the footy during the games
>>153760581>Harley ReidWhen was that?
hosting footy shows without broadcasting the footy itself is kwab behaviour 2bh
>>153760571>Nick Blakey>Aaron Cadman>Josh Treacydisagree with these, blakey is good the others are too young, the rest yeah
Honest to god, what is the fucking point of the music? It completely spoils the tension of the game. Comical. Also, fuck these fucking captchas cunt
>>153760601It doesn't, it's mental midget psychological cope shit
>>153760581chatgpt how do i fix my cuck lifestyle
>>153760601It's unorthodox for a reason. Butler just copied it though and it worked for him.
>>153760609they broadcast footy from the start in '57-'73, they just kept covering it afterwards I guess
>try to 'tighten up' lost time to make games go quicker>also make goals way easier to get out of the middle, adding another 5+ mins per quarter per gamefuck the stupid cunts running this shit
I haven't Gothard for Phoenix desu.
>hawks
>Tom Hanks>Albo>Dillo>HawksMain character syndrome
>Tom Hanks at the footyda fuk
afl is boring now.
You losers are actually watching this match?
Why are so many bigwigs at this game?
>ZOMG IT'S TOM HANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!who fucking cares
holy shit was that tom hanks?
>>153760706That's not the problemThe problem is all these high profile people for this one match in particular, as opposed to evenly spread across the season. What money laundering scheme brought them altogether here? Funding the Hawks?
>>153760698Yeah fucking paypiggies
My multi is already FUCKED
>>153760744Gamble recklessly.
>>153760744i am home in the first qtr kekfinna get a z upsized zinger box tonight
Woke up this morningAnd I suddenly realised
woke up this morningfrom the strangest dream
>>153760728it's to distract you from the epstein files
why is it 38 degrees
Harley ReidMax KingDarcy ParishBradley HillSam TaylorJy SimpkinPatrick CrippsJack SteeleLuke RyanZac Bailey
>>153760799no one rates bradley hill, steele or simpkin kek fuck are you talking about
>Erome wants me to verify my age to watch pornUm how about no
>>153760799Who the hell rates Parish, Brad Hill, Ryan or Simpkin?
stream https://vipleague.io/aussie-rules/gws-giants-vs-hawthorn-hawks-streaming-link-1
>Hanks filming a movie in Sydney>drops by to watch the local sport
>>153760158I don't want a girlfriendI'm 47 nowI wanked my dick off for 40 years
>idun on chol>impey on brownbit in this
half filled stadium for opening round with all the pedo big wigs at it. Well done afl.
>>153760762Jake El-Ashaad should be good for one more but I can see the Wizard breaking your heart. Cunt's done it to me before.
can't watch f1 because it's full of old money rich kid cuntscan't watch afl because it's full of old money private school xavier cuntstwo sports for rich people to fellate themselves over. poor and middle class people have no representation or belonging in them. these sports are not for them.
>>153760973but enough about rugby union
KEK
stupid wizard
a lot of afl players only go to private schools because they are good at footythey are actually bogan as fuck
Just want to beat the fucking shit out of someone
>>153760973>I can't watch something because rich peopleShut the fuck up, faggot
>>153760973trueit's even worse when the upper class cunts now get guaranteed access to clubs by being placed in academies too
mike wozaski
Jagga SmithDarcy MooreJai NewcombeJack GinnivanTristan XerriRowan MarshallJoel FreijahLachlan AshLogan MorrisDan HoustonTim Taranto
zeke uwlands family look like cookers
>Stringer's song is I feel like a womankek
Will hawks make the 8 this year?
Sicily is a liability
>>153761063ZUTT'D
>will day is allowed to sit on the bench as basically an extra coachWhy is this allowed?
>>153760973everything is fucked and soulless, no room for the truth anymore
Nick Daicos
>>153761063more like i feel like fucking a hsgf
>>153761077Aren't any coaches allowed on the bench?
>>153761093will day is a player not a coach fuckhead
>>153761096He is playing, is he?
>>153761093Coaches are paid and fit within a cap. Having players coach for you on the bench shouldn't be allowed because it gives you an advantage that's outside that cap
Poor people are scum
>>153761117oh so if you are injured you automatically become a coach?fucking cunt idiot
>>153761144You think it's an advantage to have a young player acting as a coach?
>>153761149crisp liberal voting boomer
>>153761159If it wasn't an advantage, why would they do it?
>>153761152If he isn't a coach, then what is the problem?
>>153761167Teach him the ropes
>cut to tom hanks doing a memeyep turning this off
HAHAHAWTHORN
need a webm of Tom Hanks doing the goal sign
Really loving the Hawthorn Derangement Syndrome 'mick
Isaac QuaynorMarcus WindhagerConor IdunKane FarrellMax HallSam SwitkowskiLachie BlakistonTanner BruhnErrol GuldenWayne Milera
>Two fingersNah mate
might filter this underrated players bloke>>153761233why are people celebrating this old pedo faggot
>>153761233god aging is sadnot sure i want to live past 50
>>153761233Didn't this cunt create covid? Why is he allowed back in the country?
heard somewhere tom hanks was, maybe still is, a nonce
This isn't the first island Tom Hanks has visited.
>>153761233Hate this bloke
>>153761251You'll be 40 way quicker than you think
>>15376127540 hasn't been so bad. 50 looks grim
I love AFL but there are way too many games over before halftime
>>153761275delete this
This would have been a better game if Essendon weren't retards at the trade table.
>>153761294it's only 3 goals, hardly a massive lead
>>153761275Already past it
my 2025 runners-up...
>>153761275no i wo->tfw 30 in a year......fuck
Are any of you blokes not 30+ years old?
>>15376136729
>>153761314spoke too soon. love this nasheed.
I was born in 2007.
>>15376136728 looms
>>15376136748
>>153761233fucking nonce
Being 40 is like that feeling you get when you have less than a week left of the Christmas holiday break.
>>153760762I thought you had your Zinger box then.
hey chatgpt how do i get zach merrett for 2027
>>153761434you honestly stop caring mate. Its depressing and cathartic at the same time.
>>153761471attention seeking nonce faggot
>>153761471Nice. this will probably get a workout over the year.
>>153761471honestly even looks like a paedo
>>153761471What movie are he and Graham making?
>>153761471fucking cringe
>>153761502He’s in Sydney filming a WWII film “Greyhound 2” for Apple Films.
>>153761471>>153761233Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>153761502>moviefoy
>e'eryone talking 'bout TOm Hakws>no-one mentioning Stephen Graham
When did the word nonce become a thing
>>153761539Even Stephen Graham would understand that. Great actor but for most people he'd be the dad from the Netflix incel movie if anything at all.
what's your favourite tom hanks movie?
Feeling a Saturday arvo footy, red wine & Smiths karaoke sesh
>>153761587I don't watch Am*rican 'movies'
>>153761587Toy Story, Big, The Burbs, Saving Private Ryan, and Catch Me If You Can.
>>153761605holy crisp
I dont like live music, or loud music played over speakers
>>153761618Have to do it when mum's not home because I burst into uncontrollable weeping when I sing along to I Know It's Over
>>153761605i'm 10 weeks sober but was craving a binge session today
FYI iggs didn't lose this round. The surge up the ladder is real.
How much of the posting here is satirical?
>>153761630I prefer live music, but it mustn't be too loud (it almost always is)
>>153761587Apollo 13, Castaway, Catch Me If You Can
That aami ad really annoys me
>>153761664
Just finished taking a huge Hawthorn. It was also brown
I hate literally all advertising.
watson loves doing something flashy then missing
Some ads are just really annoying, for example sportsbet ads are always annoying as fuck
>>153760762The Wizard refusing to give you that Zinger box.
>>153761636I've been reading Infinite Jest and half of it takes place in an AA rehab centre/halfway house which makes me feel better about my own alcoholism because I read it and think "well I don't need to be institutionalised so it can't be that bad".Book is okay btw (about 30% of the way through). Not one of my favourites or anything by any means, but it has its moments and I can appreciate the grand scope of it. Certainly a work I respect, and one I find inspiring -- even if it inspires me in the complete opposite direction.
>>153761684same
The ads with shaq in them are always annoying too
>>153761712Quirky, "funny, betting ads make me want to see the genocide of all advertising executives
Turned the game off. Hopefully bane vs doggies will be better.
GWS need a complete makeover from logo to kits. It's so fucking bland and milquetoast. Nothing is intimidating about that club
milquetoast
>>153761716It's funny they go that deceptive route for something that is addictive and ruined many lives. Almost as if evil disguises itself as harmless.
what's coniglio's goal song
he's infiltrated the highest levels of the afl
>>153761730Classic wolf in sheep's clothing.
>>153761722>>153761726Did you know?
stop posting this nonce freak
Will Tom be in the rooms after the game?
>>153761739>Some Aussie guy on the production is a Giants fan and convinces Hanks and Graham to come with him to a game> Dill hears about this after they book their private seating and has to be there>Albo also catches wind and digs out one of his props to make an appearance too
shitcily
>>1537617392 fucking nonces. fuck the gayfl
Chol choke
>>153761730I got community service for smashing a few poker machines with a sledgey that my gfs dad was putting his pay through every week
>>153761555always thought he was marky mark's brother
For anyone watching the game, how is Clayton Oliver going?
Got a fine for an assault charge in late Jan but I still haven't got a letter or anything telling me where and how to pay it or anything. Should I be worried?
Mate who provides game day IT support for the hawkroaches just sent me picrel from the genius's computer
>>153761823Probably should have been time for a new gf instead.
>>153761833He was really impactful in the first half. Surprisingly so. Helped Giants control the centre clearance. Haven't noticed him much in the 3rd quarter.
>>153761587Forrest Trump, the one where a retard runs... for presidency BAZINGA UPVOTE ME COMRADES/thread
>>153761834yeh you should follow up on that.
gws assistant coach gf
[Sam Mitchell's wife gushes]
>>153761834Yeah. Likely going to get some gaol time for failing to pay.Chase it up with the cops/court.
>>153761587CastawayAlways miss little ol' WILSON
misso just leapt out of her seat
>>153761834have fun at long bay, champ
>>153761834Doesn't the court tell you how to pay when you're there? I've literally never been charged with any crime.
>Boos for Dillo and KaneoB-B-Based
>training full time for 4 monthslol you mean like 2 months, and full time meaning like 3hrs 4 days a week?
First to 100 usually wins
mashallah
Hawks midfield just isn't good enough to go to the next level. They'll probably still make finals but they're not a serious competitor.
There's a big big sound from hawkroaches scuttling away for the rest of the seasonHaha maybe you should have given up one of your shitters to get Merritt. Guess ChatGPT said he wasn't worth it
>>153761914Based dosn fucking them over
cunts above me are drilling some shit, fuck it's loud
Trust, Oliver’s goal song is drug music
ah yes, journalisms
Lads...Steven May
>>153761935least coping roach customer
My bony ass feels bruised sitting down all day, despite a half mara this morning. Butt in shambles.
>>153761935
>>153761941>How can I tell people here I ran really far this morning?
>>153761941mardi gras tonight, albo riding pilion with the dykes on bikes should be hot
the term "dykes on bikes" makes me laugh every time
But there's a funny thing about luck
Hawthorn are such a fucking meme They need to look at a rebuild They're shot
This time baby I'll be bulletproof
It's not an ideal to the season Sam, but it's a marathon, not a sprint. You're not just trying to win in March—you want to put that Hawks into a competitive position as you approach September. The Giants are an athletic team with a good game plan, and the Hawks won't be the first team they beat this season. That's not accepting mediocrity, that's being realistic about the difficult competition in the AFL.Would like some suggestions on what to tell the players at full time, or some adjustments to the game plan?
>>153761964They rebuilt for THIS and then through hubris thought they were good enough to go again this year without any major changesBahahahahahaha
>>153761959
>>153761973this has potential
>>153761964They're about two high quality midfielders short. They could really use a Will Day and a Zach Merrett type.
rough weekend for vic cuck teams
Do you think Florent is going to get reprimanded for that knee yesterday on the Sydney player? Seemed pretty intentional
SACK MITCHELL
>>153761988It's rigged mate. Dil wants to grow the league in the northern states.
>>153761992
>>153761992Nope.
>>153761997>It's only not rigged when VicCucks win
the retirement village of gws
>Hawks season over after round O>to GWS who are meant to "slide" this yearHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153762013The facetious idiot.
>>153762018their midfield is garbage, defence is their only good line
>carlton thu night>dosn fri nightgreat 2 dogshit games to start next round as well
don't even know why i'm watching this game
>>153762035take that back nigga
How much seething are we going to have to suffer through every week if Dons, Blues, Tiggs and Pies all end up being shit this year?
>>153762042i have nothing against dosn just wish they werent on standalone big time slots
>Nah we can't give up Mitch Lewis to get in Merritt, he's too eliteBAHAHAHAHA
been getting more random boners lately>>153762046especially since they already have 2 key forwards they like playing
>>153762043Will be all smiles from me.
>>153760762>Zinger box status: securedEnjoy, mate
The quicker teams have shown up the opposition in every game so far with the rule changes. In that vein, the Saints are gonna comfortably beat the old man Pies tomorrow
>>153762045don't have that many this year desu
just got hard, bros
Cracking sealer. I Gothard over that one.
GOTHARD ON DAYBOO
>>153760156How many teams does this faggot support
>>153761606>t. watched Amelie and Parasite once
>>153762149Amelie wasn't bad, haven't seen Parasite (and not going to)
>glenelg lost to my 'burg
looks like 3 month premiership window has closed for hawthorn time for a rebuild
who 3/3?
Taylor gets all the plaudits, and deservingly, but Jack Buckley is a seriously underrated defender. If Giants didn't have their defence would struggle for the dozen or so games Taylor misses every season.
*punches monitor*look at his fingers kek
24 hours to go
>>153762168no, i'm 30
>>153762176>ianI don't think so
>>153762176who's that on the right? don't recognise him
>>1537621682/3. Fell for Giants injury meme.
>>1537621681/3 lmao
>>153762182U mad bro?
i r8 the giants guernsey with white numbers. much easier to read them now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.msn.com/en-in/lifestyle/family/the-man-behind-one-of-australian-tvs-most-iconic-childrens-characters-dies-aged-76/ar-AA1XHuxJ
>>153762176>Cuz, the shard..>Not now Bobby, I'm giving the imaginary discord more action shots for their edits
still feels like preseason, like this game was a praccy>>153762184same
>>153762183Part time employee also Collingwood's hopes and dreams
>>153762191FUCK better not be real
Why are there so many vic cunt stars heading north, playing well and shitting on their old clubs?
>>153762200It's on the front page of all the Aussie news websites
>>153761038I would like to add Dylan Moore to this
>cum in hairDO NOT let /nrl/ see this
Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myzO9du_pjkFuck this week sucks
Oliver didn't even learn the Giants song
>>153761867>>153761864>>153761855>>153761849>>153761855The info form had a character limit so I attached a document
>>153762256looking good m8
>vic clubs 0/3investigation bros...
>>153762255>ground-a-shakingkek
>>153762254Classic
Don's are actually a smokey to make final this year. I put $50 on when they were still at $16.50 late last year
>>153762256lgm
>smokey
>>153762286if you are handing out money can i have some
>>153762286bookies hate him
>>153762286Israel thanks you in advance for your donation
>>153762275>>153762290Ah shit, I just realised I forgot to add a clause that I would NOT accept a late fee as that would be tantamount to usury + another going on another digressive rant about usury...
Just on the law of averages alone dosn are more likely to make finals than not
me? running hot for rheem.
>>153762318will agree with the sentiment im not willing to put money on it
lachie 'cheater' neale
>>153762356lachie "future Docker" neale
>>153762356based facey clickbait
Of course the ump fucked up
Two caravan-park slags go round the outsideRound the outside, round the outsideTwo caravan-park slags go round the outsideRound the outside, round the outsideWoo (Ooh)Guess who's back, back again?The Yank is back, tell a friendGuess who's back, guess who's backGuess who's back, guess who's backGuess who's back, guess who's backGuess who's backThe Yank is Back!!!Go Lions (Bears)! Lions win by 18+
>>153762372There are already at least two of us here you retard
>get touched with the ball>throw arms outfuck i hate levi ashcroft
NDIS
>>153762379I know I'm retarded. I decided to follow a sport at the complete opposite end of the world from me that is on at the most inconvients time and literally no one to talk to about it IRL.
it's another blow out
>>153762406Don't worry my Maggies will lose by a close margin
Rich Edwards with the goal
>>153762408From you to God's ears
why the fuck isn't this on free to air
>>153762442it's on 7plus for free
>>153762442so kayo can jew people
>>153760839>>153762442
Sam D'Arcy tackles Harry Sandrews to the ground without the ball, no free kick.
>>153762406Feels like you only get 4-5 games a year in the entire league that are actually close to the final siren
this season belongs to swanCHADS and sunGODS
>>153762476Remember when we all saw suspicious photos of Chad's anus and then we all forgot about it
washcroft got some more shit tattoos i see
>>153762487how can i remember what i apparently forgot? should I smoke some delicious nutritious ice?
How is that a 50 you fucking dumb cunt Fuck I hate umpires inserting themselves
Huddo is a pencil necked dweeb
WESTERN WOKEDOGSCAPTAIN WOKECOMRADE COACH
>>153762509that headband scump is awful, whenever i see him i know shit decisions are coming
>1.6
I hope that cunt Lobb gets heemed just for having horrible hair dye
da BONT
There are now three fully out homosexual umpires
>>153762515only watch fox occasionally. Hes not a bad commentator, dont know how you suffer through brown trying to insert himself into every commentary piece and king has downs.The entire commentary team is shithouse desu 7 mogs
lads, posted
Bontempelli and Darcy deserve to be on a better team
lads, some guy i've never heard of posted
Lads, Bailey just posted
Fingering my bumhole and no one can stop me lolMy finger is really stinky!!Now my keyboard smells like poo!!
>>153762442Is there any live footy on FTA on Saturdays anymore?
Been making packet cakes lately starting to get into it got sick of paying top dollar for baked goods
>>153762566
>>153762576>FTAcool it with the antisemitism
>>153762578Yeah good call, poverty call, processed foods call
every game is FTA on vipbox lc
Are you guys doing your part to combat e-waste?
>>153762614Enjoy your shit quality
>>153762615Yeah
>>153762615Saw a stat at a drink fountain earlier; the ocean will have more plastic than fish by 2050. You just know Asia and India will be largely responsible for that
>>153762619richfag cope
>>153762623China will probably clean their shit up when they realise its far more beneficial long term. India not so much
>>153762620nice
>>153762662E I E I O
West Virginia, mountain mama....
I find it ironic you play American songs after you score goals during Aussie Rules footy
I also think china is amazing
>>153762256tl;dr. Use the enter key more.No one wants to read a block of text with no line breaks.
Imagine if Nick Daicos push forward and take a mark like that
The reason everyone is gay and mentally ill is because they don't drink raw milk
Nick Daicos tomorrow :)
>>153762691>>153762698
another blowout, sighmight turn this off
Take me home, country roads
>>153762705poostralians
MOUNTAIN MAMA...
lads, logan just posted
>shit on Americans and their country>play American songs when they score goalsyou can't make this shit up
Lots of footy players posting in this thread hey
>>153762725We love big strong americans here champ
>>153762731
>>153762683No. A paragraph is as long as a paragraph need be. I mean I agree with you to a degree, but 8 lines is hardly worth complaining about. If you're unable read 8 lines of unbroken text without complaining, then I don't care whether you read it or not anyway
Love women who love their footy aye imagine going to a game with ya misso aye and she’s just as into as you are and starts an ig about it and then players follow her aye haha and she is like nah they don’t wanna fuck me but then you see a few of the boys dming her and it gets your cock hard thinking about her getting fucked by a footy player haha
>Charlie KWAB
How the fuck do you miss that? Get this retarded looking bum on the bench
holy shit these umpires man
50 metres is too harsh of a penalty
What did he do wrong?
>>153762725
>>153762747Zorko hit that shit like it was nothing, Croft can't even make it from 5 meters
>>153762768>Cheating on wives>Poking eyesFukken scum, disband their Youi sponsorships
CROFT AGAINFUCK HIM
Just want to say that I genuinely fucking love you blokes more than life itself
IF you don't have craft...THEN you have croft
>>153762766it's hard because dogshit calls like that can just give you a free goal, but much less than a 50 and players will start to take advantage of itmaybe it should be 30m or somethingi don't mind 50s existing but for how often umps get it wrong it's too harsh
>>153762792Don't they have video replay to overturn these shit calls? It's 2026 even dogshit NBA has replay now
>>153762742Half of them are over 8 lines. In addition, since you only pressed enter once there's no real break between them.It is effectively a solid block of text with 4 tab indents, especially 3->4.
simple. 50m for dog acts and fucking with the umps, 1 kick/15m for everything else.
So Dogs solution for having no decent key defenders is just flood the defence?
these fucking scumpires, bullshit call
My goal song? "Nessaja" by Scooter
Offer still stands, my arse is free tomorrow night after Pies/Saints
kek dogSPERG about to EXPLODE
Baker's Dozen?
>>153762823I'd wager mine is far more tight and pristine
>>153762821Scooter-Maria is the GOAT Scooter song
wat did mclulage do
>WA have a 4min shower limitEw
>>153762835Come meet and compare..
My goal song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHKp6ffURY
>Le quirky sportsbet™ adMade me laugh. Off to bet the rent so I can eat
>>153762839Calf awareness. Won't know if there's anything serious until Monday
>>153762847You should look into the history of how this song was made. He has an awful stutter so he makes that sound to stop the stutter
>>153762856oofhe might be an lil undercooked
>>153762742>>153762804
>>153762857Scatman is based. Turning disability into ability.
>>153762863Farkin origin.
>>153762876yeah but get used to it
>>153762865kek
>Scatman John (John Paul Larkin, 1942–1999) was an American musician famous for blending scat singing with Eurodance, he did poo stuff while making his acid trip club music?
Love John Oliver, makes informative news funny
>>153762804>In addition, since you only pressed enter once there's no real break between them.That's the standard structure for prose, I don't know what to tell you...Since you either >a) read it anyway, or>b) didn't read it,lest>c) are trolling meI have nothing more to say to you. To quote a famous (infamous?) copypasta: "see you on the boards" mate.
>>153762888meant john paul larkiniounin iykwim haha
Need a Christian wife
>>153762888Not everything is poo, Rajesh.
I can't keep awake lads, it's bed time for me. See you tomorrow for my pies
>>153762936May your dreams imagine you as a deer calf.
>>153762921Same, but specifically Catholic (or High-church Anglican)
>>153762578You can make ones yourself from scratch with a handful of ingredients you'll get multiple uses from and it will cost you a comparable amount but give you a way better final product. Agree the price of baked goods is just a fucking joke. Cheesecakes from Woolies are like 25 bucks. The ones from Cheesecake Shop are like $40. Fuck that.
>>153762578I've been contemplating baking my own bread actually. 5+ dollars a loaf is an absolute rip
>>153762979it's really simple to get something fairly decent and actually quite enjoyablejust don't eat enough bread to justify doing it frequently myself
>>153763006Yeah, so I've found, the recipes are pretty straightforward. But I love bread, me
>>153762578>>153762970>Flour, egg, butter, sugar, milk, vanilla essence, icing sugarThat should get you a get you simple vanilla cake from stuff you likely have around the house so simple enough to give it a try. Not really sure how you go about getting non-vanilla cakes desu.>>153762979Wallaby flour has always been good. Get a 5kg bag (when on sale) and it lasts for ages.
Yeah bread is cool, how do you guys feel about footy?
footy?
scumps
>>153763074based yank, welcome back mate
>>153763073this
Do you guys think the dogs will ever learn to kick straight?
Allen done nothing so far.
GET CROFT OFF
>>153763134Thanks for pick 2.
SACK BEVO!!!!!!
>>153763131Allen was free. Wait until you see what Starcevich does.
>>153760839g*d bless you
brisbane players getting real excited about being 1 goal up against the western dogshit
I SEE ITBUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT
>>153760839finna switch to this so kayo gets less stats
>>153763131
>LobbKWAB
kek i start giving allen shit and he gets the luckiest junk tier goal
why do the victorians keep losing? why are they so pathetic?
Thanks west coast :)
>>153763208No worries champ think both clubs benefited.
>neale doesn't have to deal with a bitch of an influencer wife and annoying kids>clearly chasing another brownlow
dogs should be 3 goals ahead but cant kick
Lads, Dogs just posted
Good kicking is good football.
>6.12
>zorko>neale>morris>ashcrofts>lohmanlions have some fuckwits ay
>>153763243ego is a powerful tool
weeks for andrews?
HEEMED DED
well there's the news story for next week, dog cunt andrews
That's weeks
Boverratedpelli
webm that pls
>>153763243add andrews to that list kek
He was trying to shepard, but it will be deemed careless conduct I reckon
>>153763243they certainly make fuckwits seethe kek
swinging arm = 3-4 weeks yeah? inb4 he gets off on good bloke argument
Lions threepeating is shit but surely inevitable
Not even putting endswell on his cheek?
>>153763259>>153763263>>153763268>>153763277Quit bitching. Literally won best good bloke last year.
Lions threepeating is kino and surely inevitable
The fix is in, folks
>>153763318you're right, that means they can't suspend him! dumb cunt
>>153763306Cya next week mate games definitely over from here the third intermission is basically over.
Lads, Oscar just posted
Can these cunts fucking kick straight
The dogs might want to practice some goal kicking, am I right folks?
COUNTRY ROOOOOADSTAAAAKE ME HOOOOOOOME
Quite the goal lol
R U S E D
How did the lions let that happen?
>>153763391ok cya mate have a good one.
three quarter time
Dogs win from here
>>153763407They’ll blow it
KEK THIS DUMB YANK THINKS THEIRS ONLY 3 QUARTERS IN AN AFL MATCH HE CAN'T EVEN DO BASIC MATH LOLOL!!!!
>>153763134Will take him time to fit in and the Bulldogs have flooded the defence tonight. No space to lead and there's only been like 3 contested marks up forward for the Lions.
>>153763387They've gone to sleep in red time for the last two quarters and coughed up goals they shouldn't have.
>the only real game of football is on kayowhat did they mean by this?
>>153763406Thanks
Fuck Huddo and his gay puns
we're postmaxxing this year
*baking a new thread*
>>153763275Will post it in the new thread for maximum (You)s.
DAMAGE CONTROL!!!!!
>>153763488ta
>>153763448Dudes filter it in the uk and sell it as normal diesel for cheap.
>>153763492
if petrol gets 3.50+L i'll buy a pushbike
>>153763476How's that going?
>>153763528Opted against it
>q4>oscar allen 1 goallol
>>153763275
i'll bake
>>153763551What was he attempting to do here?
>>153763551careless contact to the head, two weeks minimum
OH OHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>1537635516 weeks
Ona night like this is a great song
doooooooooo do doo do doo do dodododo dosuns of the west
Why did you all suddenly stop posting? It was a bit rude.
>Internet dead everywhereNot liking this WW3 thing.
>/pol/ still frozenWhat was posted that caused the site to be killed?
>>153747961crazy how you can advertise red sites on blue boards but can't question it
Did Australia really get B& from pornhub? 3dfags btfo if so.
>>153763815You need to give them your face or ID. Same for twitter, and GTA, and soon enough everything else.Remember that people in these threads steadfastly told you this was never going to happen despite others explaining how and why it would.
>>153764805
nick daicos
My team didn't lose this round.
>>153763551people wonder why players keep getting kneed in the head then want 6 weeks for revenge elbows
