Scenic Edition>Sun 08.03.09.00* Cross-Country Skiing - Ski Classics - M Orsa Grönklitt ITT 50km, Orsa Grönklitt (SWE)09.30 Alpine Skiing - M Slalom 1st Run, Kranjska Gora (SLO)10.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W 10km Interval Classic, Lahti-Salpausselkä (FIN)10.45 Alpine Skiing - W Super G, Val di Fassa (ITA)12.15 Cross-Country Skiing - M 10km Interval Classic, Lahti-Salpausselkä (FIN)12.30 Alpine Skiing - M Slalom 2nd Run, Kranjska Gora (SLO)13.40 Biathlon - W 4 x 6km Mass Start, Kontiolahti (FIN)15.00 Ski Jumping - Super Team HS130, Lahti-Salpausselkä (FIN)16.55 Biathlon - M 15km Mass Start, Kontiolahti (FIN)>Thu 12.03.14.00 Cross-Country Skiing - W + M Sprint Qualification Classic, Drammen (NOR)15.15 Biathlon - M 10km Sprint, Otepää (EST)16.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W + M Sprint Final Classic, Drammen (NOR)*) Glue Classics site says 09.00, TV guides say 09.30, who the hell even knows nowPrevious thread: >>153737823
And we're live from the Paralympics!
>4chan servers
>>153764446She stole Fridas lunch?
Camera 'man' can't catch a break
9th for skijumping not being a real and serious sport
>>153764494weird looking rat
>>153764461Too much food for Frida. Only one pickle slice for her.
>>153764548You mean because it's holding a dog?
>>153764408>>153764443>>153764656germany with the nuclear BANTS today
>>153764408kek
It must be rough being a jules hater. >svt casters: hoeberg's so hungry>she soon crashes outlol>them again: haha jules' got no chance against plumpvira, the powerhouselmao
>>153764828>>153764842she needs to do that again but directly against my face
>>153764890it's rough having to look at her face indeed
>roidvira showing up at the same time to a standing shooting with jules>becomes stressed and tries to keep simon's pace, which is far too fast for her, and misses >gets demolished and utterly outclassedEvery time. The same thing always happens when she's there with justine too.
>>153764890It's actually pretty easy to hate Jewlia.Btw, the fuck happened to Hoeberg today?
>>153765083It's not really out of character for her. farily often, her shooting accuracy goes way down.
>>153765127yeah but still. 6 misses?
>simon has won 2 out of the last 3 world cup races>best girl at the olympics tooif she'd acted like this a bit earlier in the season, even with her missing the first month, she would have easily won the total cup. I think she's 1-2 seconds slower on average than last season. on the other hand, she's far more accurate, both in prone and standing shooting. 95% prone accuracy over the season is might impressive and far better than usual for her. Think she's above 90% in standing shooting too.
>kirkeeide adj +2 minWhat happened?
>>153765238did a heidi (forgot one penalty loop)
>>153765238She shot two penalty laps in one shooting but did only one.
>>153765202we need girls that look like that in wintersports
>>153765321All their plastic surgery would cause internal frostbite.
>>153765321Imagine the aero possibilities of gook plastic surgery
>>153764828haha imagine if there was a brown streak after her
>>153765311could it have been intentional? do they ever get away with skipping a lap?
>>153765401no
If she spent 3 more seconds counting loops she would save 1 minute and 57 seconds
>>153765401>could it have been intentional?If she was born 300km to the east, yes
>a swedish caster relating a story of him telling helena ekholm that biathletes nowadays get hefty price sums and her being surprised, somewhat upset, jealous and talking about how she could have been a millionaireI thought this was cute.
>>153765432kek
>>153765434>helena ekholmWhy did she quit? She was actually charismatic and honest, fair, which is so unlike mona, her replacement. Probably has 30+ iq points on mona too. She quit the sport too soon aswell.
Very late M I N J A
>>153765504Referring to that strory, maybe she felt back then she didn't make enough money to justify the effort.
The mix nordic combined was fantastic. The biathlon was kino.I had no frens on 4chan when that happened. That's Obama!
>>153765538>quit in 2012, at 27-28Maybe. She had 200 world cup starts by then, though, and had won plenty. And it's not like she's been making big bucks as a part-time commentator at svt and her current role as some kind of bureacrat in the national /bia/ org, and she decided on that future knowing that there wasn't much money in it.desu, I think she genuinely loves the sport and has no regrets regarding her choices. Ibu throwing around lots of cash must have started shortly after she quit. I'd have the same reaction on missing out on millions by pure happenstance. maybe, if she'd competed for a few more years, she could have made early retirement money.
>>153764656>dogMolly and Inouk are dogs, this "creature" isn't
>>153765668I found an analysis from 2021, prize money was almost tripled since 2012 back then and now it's even more. It's safe to assume that personal sponsor money is on the same trajectory.https://www.realbiathlon.com/blog/index.php/tag/prize-money/
>>153765818Has science gone too far?
>>153765321there are some qt koreans and other east asians in curling, but that's pretty much it.
>big J He can be so impressive. I can't believe that the french coaches used to sideline him for relays. Very likeable guy too. Very earnest. There's never any pretense with him.
>>153764890>It must be rough being a jules hater.so true
>>153764149>The only thing Nosenessa was good for was slipping, crashing into Loudog and ridding her of her red bibTDD (total dog death)
where's tandrebutt now? the ibu cup?
>>153766230She's on the world cup team and was selected for the relay tomorrow.
>>153766230
>>153766262>>153766266just give it upits over
>>153766292why do the coaches torture her like this?
randby in pls
>>153766266>tandrefail over juni
>>153766308its insane
>slow shooting is superio- ACK!
>>153766199looks like kirkeide pushed nosenessa into uglydog
>>153766230>>153766262IT'S THE COMEBACK!!!!
Trad
>>153765818ADAB(all dogs are beautiful)
>went to a local grocery store to pick up some snacks before watching anime kino>at the checkout, find a dork shooting his shot with a pretty, young cashier>drones on about taxes and saving accounts; barely coherent, desu>she's politely signalling that she's not interested>he's too much of an autist to notice>the cringe is unbearableAnyway, /bia/-wise, i hope helena makes a comeback soon. i'd bet on her having the potential to be decent. she participated in one of those retired celebrity sports shows a while back, and she was very fit. one of her co-casters mentioned the possibility to her, and she flatly refused, but i'm sure she was just keeping her plans secret.
>>153764406left mogs HARD
>>153766903Is that Samsonsen?
>>153767480tHANKS FOR LETTING ME READ YOUR RETARDED BLO sVENNE!
>>153764372Puff had myocarditis, can't recall Fichtner having any health issues
>>153767511Ya
Sorry if posted before, out all day
>>153766392The point of slow shooting is to avoid misses because the risk of fast shooting is asymmetrical and not in your favor. If you're still missing you're not shooting slow enough. Shooting is the part of biathlon where you avoid penalties.Skiing is the part of biathlon where you make gains and win placings.
>>153767606You're right. When you shoot 20 seconds faster than the others you don't win placings. Fucking retard
>>153766266kinda grim that the worst Norway in ages is still seeded 2nd
>>153767695We're god and the last in the arian white race Hitler. We do shit like this Jamal.
>>153767897
It's actually really easy. Assume a Mass Start takes around 30minSkiing takes 28minutes (93%)Shooting takes 2 minutes (7%)What total retardation is it to believe that scraping time off 7% of the race is equally important to scraping time off 93% of the race, especially when trying to scrape time off the 7% part can bear significant punishment.The whole point of shooting is to JUST HIT, no matter the time.If you're missing, you have to shoot slower and increase your odds.
Ski fast, shoot fast, hit all the targetssimple as
>>153767939>The whole point of shooting is to JUST HIT, no matter the time.ok doro we got it
>>153768279>>153767939
>>153768583We need to get some actual funny /biathlon/ athletes back
Those cripples are medalpadding hard
>>153769141>burgers unironically think sitting is a sport
>>153769527>are we there yet
>>153776980idgi
No noko no fun
>>153776980not bad
noko no fun
fun with noko
holding hands with minja and wishing her luck
>>153779062>individual compact woman
Business idea: noko without the skijumping
>>153779232And a rifle on the back
>>153779277and they shoot at stuff
>>153779346and judges decide how good the shots are
>>153779402naisu
>>153779402nice>>153779405the perfect sport
>>153767483she is unaware
>>153767538how do I get a EBBER gf?
>>153767939pls don't tell me you're the oxygen anon
eliza won the nz pole vault title
pitz'n'thighs
>>153780176Where did Imogen rank?
>>153780360wasnt there i guess
>>153780418Oh :(thanks anyway
>noel
>-0.61SAMBA
>Norwegian skiing
>10.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W 10km Interval Classic, Lahti-Salpausselkä (FIN)>10.45 Alpine Skiing - W Super G, Val di Fassa (ITA)TOTAL NIGGERY
Norwegian skiing!!!
>>153780830German commentators said that he talked to a psychlogist
>>153780830>zoomers
>>153780830
Let's see if Frida can do it in the Lahti 10km.
>fanny kuk
>>153780952And Calle!
>>153780952I don't get it. I thought Frida was the girl but it turns out Frida is the cake??? Please respond
>>153780952>a spoon>to eat a cakenot a very convincing LARP by Frida to pretend she's eating
FridaWengJonna
>>153780985you dont eat cake with spoon in germany?
>>153780989We use small forks. Different cunts, different cultures I guess
>>153780985It's still an injustice that Frida got that big pretty cake and Ebba got a small green and brown tube.
Said tube in question, and Ebba won the 50km classic race!
>>153781008Imagine if they let Kajsa (Vickhoff Lee) into that kitchen unsupervised
Linn faaaaast
>>153781025Well everyone knows she only won because frida was sick
>>153781025It's a Swedish classic
>>153781025>>153780952I would destroy both these cakes in <5 minutesAnd then move on to the sweets
bit of tummy on frida?
Imagine not eating desserts with a spoon
>>153781057I noticed that too. She actually ate the burger!
a finn in RED??
>>153781057she‘s pregnant. sorry about that
>>153781059We eat soft desserts like creme brulee with a spoon, but we have structured desserts like a cake with a fork
Wtf Beast
diggins a cute!
Jessie
>>153781066Fanny Kukonlehto is not on the national team, she's using her ski club kit (Tampereen Pyrintö, in her case) which looks nice compared to some of the heinous ones our ski clubs use.
jonna CLEARLY starting to soon
>>153781095Fanny is very cute
>>153781095ooh. she also looked very nice
>>153781141all-white is very lewd for some reason
>>153781078This is correct
Linn forcing the others really work today, they can't just coast to a win.
Frida doing a Ebba
frida almost did an ebba
>Frida skiing
>>153780142No, that's me, a different anon (I almost forgot about that oxygen stuff lol). While I understand "slow shooting, fast skiing"-Anons concerns, I do not think there's much room for improvement given the constraints of fast, but also rhythmic shooting. I'm certain that the athletes and definitely their coaches have already looked at irregular timed shooting and came to the conclusion that this comes with major drawbacks in the shooting performance. So if you're deviating from your regular shooting pattern, you're already at a point where you're bound to significantly make more errors. You might be able to overcome that by taking more time between each shot (that's what SSFS-Anon proposes), but that makes the shots also harder. Biathletes already time their shots during heartbeats and waiting longer introduces too many variables like miscounting heart beats or the wind
>Linn checking /sp/ on her phonewow
JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
Aaaaand it's a swedish sweep.
>>153781210
>>153781229Nah
>>153767934she likes my elephant trunk
>>153781252Women are so emotional
ssshhhh, svahn is sleeping
FRIDA FRIDA FRIDA
ugly girls should not be allowed to win
Beaty vs Beast
NOT SO FAST SVENNE
>>153781144true
F R I D ARIDA
good
diggie :(
Jessie too slow
Annoying Swedish bitches need to be stopped
And to imagine this girl wants to fucking retire after next year?!
>german super geeing
>better check what they're saying on /biathlon/>wtf that was nowhere near Ebba's front flip!
Even the mighty AIN is beating us :(
>>153781383And of course I forgot the pic.
Wish I had a cake
business idea: move tandrevold to langrenn
Kristin sloooooooooooow
i love frida so much
We have to take it in, and enjoy this as much as we can. It won't last forever.
>fanny kuken last place
>>153781494Fanny Kuk = Best Kuk
Aicher would have had legit chance for overall Globe if not for all those DNFs lol
>weng thinks she's in kuusamoweng being weng
When Finnish tv interviews us, do they do it in Swedish or English?
>>153781632The Great Navigator at it again!>>153781643I've never seen them speaking anything other than Swedish, except Daniel Ståhl always seems to get some Finnish questions in too.
>>153781509>uga buga I only need to view the course for 10 seconds and finish viewing before everybody else>takes the wrong turn and DNFsa literal retard
>>153781653Cool, because I could understand if not all reporters would know Swedish. But makes sense about Ståhl, his mother is Finnish.
>>153781632kek
Really doubt that Frida will quit after the next season, she keeps saying that she needs an end date to really enjoy the moment, but nothing is stopping her from just moving that end date forward to 2030
Zenere podium out of nowhere!Her reaction was pretty intense too
>>153781677All Finns take Swedish in comprehensive school (in my time it was 6 years of English and 3 years of Swedish, plus 3 more of English and Swedish both in high school) and IIRC university journalism studies include even more. The champion interviewer on Yle Sports is Laura Arffman, who can speak English, Swedish, French and Italian and I remember him interviewing a Chinese guy in Mandarin too.
I see that Kajsa been eating good lately. Podium after podium.
>>153781811Poodium after poodium
>>153781814Ingrid should receive royalties from Frida.
I believe in Calle
>poo-aroma
Calle starting today?
>>153781924Yes
C A L L E
HEJA CALLE
Calle grew a lucky mustache for todays race
>calle
>Calle!
Cops!
Remember that year Calle trained like a body builder and was like fuck yeah this is the year? Them halfway through the season was like wtf man, I'm way too heavy now and everything sucks. That was a real Calle moment.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772969065559318.mp4
>>153782013Italian cani > russian sabatkas
>>153782013Fucking hell lull
>>153782013stupid dog, doesnt he understand they're skiing there
>>153782013Based dog
>>153782013EL PERRO VILLANO
Calle podium?!
>>153782013CIA provokacija
>>153782006That was hilarious
II beliieve iin Iivo
What happened to Boromaa?
Is it true what they say?Finnish media having asked Klaebo if he was pissed about never being awarded Norway's Athlete of the Year and he said fuck that shit I'm pissed that they never picked my grandpa as Trainer of the YearBased if true
>>153782013Kek! What race?
>>153782098>and he said fuck that shitnever in a million yearsbut the stuff about the grandfather is probably true
>>153782112But how was he never chosen? Not even after Trondheim? They picked JTB because muh career ending? Or Warholm? Or that dumb football player whose name I forgot. Literally blasphemy
barp
>>153782136Last year was Markos Rooth for his olympics gold. It's a prize given by (((journalists))) so they pick people based on either an agenda or what gets them attention.Piggy won in '22 and '24, for exampleThey seem to only pick skier when it's really really obvious they have to.
>>153782136Skiing just isn't a big enough sport to compete with football or track and field
>>153782162Hopefully she extends her 'messy hair' policies down to her Southern Districts too
the r*ssian ia doing it!
Iivobros...
F Hyvarinen
Last race for Berddu Hyvärinen has ended, time for retirement.F
>>153782013ukrainian dog
Barp is fucking huge
>>153782272>yarp
1. Sweden2. France3. Norge4. Germany
>>153782136He might win the next one though, with the olympic success and breaking records
>>153782345If he doesn't it would be a fucking scandal. Would be decision-making on par with recent Nobel prizes.
A R S IRSIAlso Finland's Ståhlberg with his career best.
>pooromaa worse than calle
There was Kaisa on french TV she said the secret is just to enjoy
>>153782162>semi-ananastisch
>>153781811Do they win a skinke when they podium?
TOTAL ZOOMER DEATH
>-0.01
TOTAL ZOOMER DOMINATION
>>153782291nah france winsnorgay wont podium
>the sun is shining>teams are assembling in the starting area>sabotage operations completeTime to watch the relay!
let's go
>>153782562Jeanne is in America.
Is Lahti really pronounced "Lock-te"? That's how Klaebo just said it... Surely not?
>>153782588That's exactly what she would want you to think!
Some literally who without a team and profile won glue classics.
Linn reloaded and realized she hit them all?
something is going on at the range...
fucking fichtner
INKA>>153782610Nope, it's just Lahti, with a H.
>>153782614I think he was a local skier. Got a bit lucky with skis, but was just much stronger than everyone.
Fichtner left the range but still had one spare round.
how many today ? also>Sweden
>FichtnerJ U S TUST
ragne going to win wc allround today
>losing because the consentration isnt on top
Fichtner wtf are you doing!
>>153782634Just one penalty lap methinks. 0+2 and 1+3
how will fichtner get punished?
>>153782624where do i apply?
>>153782652no punishment, stacy privilege
it‘s already over
>>153782652if she ejected the bullet there is no penalty otherwise DSQ
LINNINN
MARTHE MARTHE MARTHE
Expected top 3
>>153782652i'll take care of it
Germany just got a 2 minutes penalty.
>2 minute penalNo Gern4ny today...
>german germaning
>>1537826822 minutes
>>153782652>>153782684+2 minutes
>>153782682>>153782684they just said she got 2 minutes added
Asterisk and two penalty minutes for Fichtner.
*Fichtner
Stupid Marlene should read the rules
I hate Linn Persson
>second major relay fuckup of the season
repincbros…
Please save us Tandrebutt!
>shoot so fast that you can't keep up the count>get 2min penaltysee if you shot slowly you would have counted easily
Penalty for not shooting all spares or for skiing with a bullet in the chamber?>Stacy fucking up the second relay in a rowrough
>>153782751sums up this season for the German team
i saw an underdog podium today
>>153782760LOL
>>153782751sauce on the ass on the ground?
>>153782762this wasn‘t a speed issue, more like brain issue
>>153782751what was this incident?
>>153782764Didn't Linn also ski with a bullet in the chamber? She loaded one.
Marlene pretty but seems her brain is lagging
>>153782764The ruling cites 11.3.3b which is for not shooting all 8 rounds in a relay.
>>153782784she ejected it
>>153782774?
What is the most embarrassing mistake to do in biathlon?
>>153782785Many such cases.
>>153782779Didnt put arm through the rifle strap, unsafe handling
>>153782792Crossfire, I'd say, or a full Gontier.
>>153782792shooting yourself
What did Marlene do exactly?
>>153782788Jacquelin did the same in the Oberhof relay this season, only seven shots but two laps in the prone. No time penalty.
>>153782785stacies don't care about rules, they make their own rules
>>153782792Being Swedish
Punishing position: assumed
no fuck-ups, based
cheeky finnish podium still alive...
>>153782825lmao
>>153782804why didn't Jacquelin get +2 minutes?
>fruity shooting
>>153782828french rigging
>>153782828
>sozusagen rausgefallenAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
APOLOGIZE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
tandreshart???
T A N D R E B U T T
>>153782855i kneel…
Taking 10 seconds longer... fucking hell Magnusson
INGRIDINGRIDINGRID
Ingrid!
>>153782857
God, i now realized how I missed Tandre shooting on 1st position
More leftie shooters or camera angle from other side
Sonja please
>>153782825>>153782827ok maybe not
tannheimer needs correction too
A hobbit, a dog and a 'butt
>>153782872Oppenheimerova
>>153782885I volunteer
Time for the roidbergs to fuck everyone without lube
>>153782890walk into a biathlon stadium
LETS GO BESTBERG
>>153782811Did she even know at this point? When was she told?
It's the last relay for Paulo
>>153782914One of the coaching staff probably told her along the track.
>>153782923JAWOHL MARLENE LOOKING GOOD LET'S GO ...and btw you only shot 7 shots and got us 2 minutes punishment and did a penalty lap for no reason
>>153782920wtf why is he so small????
BESTBERG!!
fuck off sweden
BESTBERG IS THE BEST
H A N N AANNA
>
Maybe the real Tandrevold was Knotten all along
Norgay ha ha ha ha
wtf knotten
standings with only the 5k leftif ragne does not kollaps she will beat takagi and win
Wtf H-berg casually owning Knotten and Michelon
>>153782956What happened to the italian milf
>>153782965Doping wore off
19s prone
>>153782965She can't do 500 or 1500 very well. Too short distances.
>>153782965didn't bring the bloodbags
>>153782979I wouldn't last longer.
too goodjust give it to sweden
Where the fuck was this Hanna in the olympics
HANNA HANNA HANNA
They really found the Olympic form.
>>153782982She brought the funbags though
W E A R E F U C K E D
>the gnat
>The small fishing village of Norway
jesus fucking christ karoline
>Ingrid has a great relay>Knotten shoots a penalty lap
Today I feel Swedish
It's a CZ day today ?
>>153782993smörebom during the olympics
Knotten is the new Butt
>>153783020Ugly as a bird
>>153783028Birds are cute, wtf is this comparison ?
>>153783020Death to OzempicviraLong Live Plumpvira
>>153783028Flatter than one at least
>>153783037It's from that insane hate mail someone sent to E-berg, the writer used that expression.
>>153783020its gotta feel terrible being the younger sister and still being the ugly one
>>153783037
1m24 behind, damn
>>153783055I keep forgetting she's the younger one
>>153783056First time i've heard "ugly as a bird" What the hell actually.
>>153783052>>153783056Ok, the most sane biathlon fan I see.
>>153783056>Go hot jeanmonnotWorst part of it all
>>153783065german expression
>>153783065Some jeet using google translate on some local insult that just ends up sounding stupid in english.
>>153783068:(
Just tuned in, where's Germany? Why not even top 10?
>>153783068Well this is pretty sad.
>>153783081see >>153783068
>>153783081Nigga stop being so demanding. Top 20 finish is GOOD
SIMON'S BEEN FLEEING TOO LONG SHE'S GASSED
THAT WAS IN WTF
>>15378308111 is the new 4
elvira so fucking slow
Jules has hairy arms?
>>153783101switzerland what are you doing
>>15378310111+4? Reckful reference?
>Swiss mat finding
>Elf lost 20 seconds>>153783108I mean... she is French
>>153783111uh i don't know why i replied
Maren almost hitting the white
cute swiss butt
>>153783108„she“ is a man
Simon's skiing is so slow not gonna happen even if Elvira misses two
We are winning that 4th place
elvira looks cute now?
>>153783137Anschlussed the germans' favorite position?
>>153783141jerk off and you won't say that again
>>153783141Always has
>>153783146Thought I had crush once, did that, never thought of that girl again. Magic
>>153783141nope
HELL SEGER, HELL FUCKING SEGER
>Swedish shooting
>>153783162it was the wind
the butt cheekiepoos in the Swiss Miss tho
>H-berg 0+0, 0+0>E-berg 0+1, 0+2Hanna proven to be the best Öberg.
Easypeasy
simon no power in her legs today
Watch Junior Women relay
>>153783172link
Many cute scrunchies and bows out there today
We won the relay cup
>>153783191Nvm i’m retarded
Yle talking about Makule possibly ending her career due to persistent back problems.
Cutebergs
have the producer shown any cute girls on the stands yet?
>>153783176https://eurovisionsport.com/en/mediacard/biathlon/EVS_260308_20260228IBUArber_18_event
>>153783211thank
Hobbitsson is so short that I can't get a good shot of that team lineup, she's covered by the graphics.
>>153783172>germany 2nd place right now>french and norwegian penalty lapsHeh, junior relays are the only competitions that really matter anyway
>Worst result ever for a German relay team Nice
>>153783218heh
>>153783073There is no such expression. We say hässlich wie die Nacht (lit. ugly as night)
France wins the relay globe (355 points) ahead of Sweden (350) and Norway (333). Also still wondering how Fichtner lost the thread so badly in that shooting.
>>153783259>italy
>>153783028>bird
what is this ceremony?
>>153783259allez, les filles!
>girl shooting
holy shit, i didn't even bother to watch the interval start races today because i though saveliy and dasha's ceiling was like 8th-10th place at bestwhat a day for AINian skiing
>>153783218
Elvira is really pretty fuck off
eitrem has to beat stolz by 23.7 sec on the 10k, it's tough but possiblecould be double norge win this afternoon
Anais said what's in the wooden box ! >bone kitchen utensil
>germany leading the junior relayAre they back?
Blind girls...
>>153783399Cant suffer in Germany
Lou-Anne Dupont Ballet Bazová
>>153783371>>bone kitchen utensilwhat the
>>153783371i want to bone her box
Ilona has some work to do.
>>153783399>>153783407sniffa
We will get another 4th trust the plan
>>153783555checked
LETS GO SYDNEY SKI LIKE THE WIND
Gott strafe Frankreich
CAM ON SYDNEY SKI SOME FAKIN SKIIS
Hohols too powerful
we may have came in 16th in the Kontiolahti women's relay but we won the real prize, 1ST IN JUNIOR WOMEN'S WORLD CUP RELAY
RAGNEAGNE
>>153783627>>153783639Germanybros, we are so back!
>>153783639The Youth are the future old man
We fell off HARD
ragne win>j4y
>>153783674Would be really fun if latvia and slovakia became biathlon powerhouses
>>153783690First woman's WC gold in 88 years for us lol
>>153783690based bunda girl
>>153783756MMKK
>>153783756Imagine having 8 kids with Marlene and she puts 7 in the car and forgets one on the parking lot
>>15378364288 years of hurt!
>>153783756>>153783772MMMKLanklettes are NOT welcome
>>153783726
>>153783825
>>153783627I watched until the end, the last Canadian girl was worth a webm, by far the fattest biathlete I've ever seen.
binland podium in super team sneedjumping
we are back
4. GermanyI really like the Finnish revival across all winter sports
Huge day for finish ski jumping
shit
>>153784009>>153784014
jilek wrecking the ruspole
those two last laps were rigged as fucki don't believe those times at all
Feels like a Norwegian win.
>>153784067new haecki just dropped
that dude is about to vomit, lol
Erik Perrøt
>>153784067>>153784164nigga she looks like she ate Haecki
What the hell Frey
>norwegian rifle handling
>>153784215Fucking rifle broke when he fell
>>153784208he's so dead he probably doesn't know where he is
>>153784208he walks fast!
Frey can break my rifle whenever he wants...
CLFa
Perfect shooting for all norgays (Frey doesn't count)
Well, maybe not win but 3rd place but that's the first podium since 12 years, since Anssi Koivuranta in Innsbruck (2014) after 1 series competitiononneksi olkoon Suomi
>>153784248Dziękuję!
kek stolz almost ruined eitrems championship
Sebbe looks strangely slow.
Jacquelin jacquelining
TERO
>>153784290He's slow everywhere
>double sneedskate goldwhat the hell
>sneedskate silverreal sport
Frey will be lapped
>>153784334poor dude with that random rifle
Night time tourism shot.
double norge gold
Lock Ragne and Eitrem up until they have have made enough babies to secure Norwegian sneedskating future!Don’t care about her sapphic tendencies
>Sjakkelææn
>Schackeläh
>Jacquolapsing Every fucking time
>dumbtard ZDF cooming to Jacquelin's heckin fast shooterino againwhen will they ever learn?
>>153784364the gay stuff is just to make sure her eggs remain unfertilized for now
Sturla for 2nd
The French coach looked like he wanted to strangle Jacquelin after that.
>>153784354>guy with a German father finishes 4th
>>153784402Even without the missing, Emilien is VERY punchable
>>153784394She truly is too pure for this world
>>153784385>Da war das Risiko dann doch zu hoch!
>>153784416s-shouldn't y-you be in school?
mit dem angriff nawraths wird das wieder in ordnung kommen
business ida: women should be allowed to take their husband's nationality after marriage.Imagine biathlon season 26/27 with Loudawg Freifrau von Anonstein competing for Germany.
Speaking of French coaching, any French anons know if there's truth to what they said on Yle yesterday, that Siggy Mazet will be your head coach next season? Siggy apparently needs to return to France because of some retirement benefits reason and he's leaving the Norwegian job after the season ends.
FOUNTAIN
STURLA
Not like this fast shooters
>Lægreid nimmt sich mehr Zeit und wird belohntWELL WELL WELL
>KWABude
>show shooter wins race because fast shooter takes on asymmetric riskwow color me surprised>>153784452I'll sacrifice myself for the Fatherland
Told you! >>153784161
STURLAAAAAAAAAAAApls update us on your gf in the interview
>>153784452>business ida
>>153784457is not confirmed but the current shoting coachs gonna end their carrier and Mazet gonna leave Norge, so..
>ragne will focus on her studies next year but won't quit skatinggap year I guess?
>>153784447
norway sweeps, sort of
9th fastest shooter wins
>>153784504Does AI know who Ida Lien is? If so someone needs to tell it to make a pic of Ida in a business suit.
>>153784516probably keep up the routine but focus on long term, makes sense to do it the year after the olympics
>0+1+0+3What the hell happened to QFM during the last shooting? Total collapse, and he's usually better in the standing.
>>153784516Is she going to squeeze the professor's head between her thighs if he give her a bad mark?
This Frau Herr Mann looking exceptionally cute today.
did Sturla get a secret buff with that Olympic interview?
is there anything we didn't win today?
>>153784639>>153784014
>>153784639The races that really mattered: women's 10km and real and serious ski jumping.
>>153784639Junior relay
New thread:>>153784658>>153784658>>153784658
>>153784639You choked during ski-jumping
>>153784624Our last Olympic Gold Medalist had the 69th shooting time out of 86 starters in her Gold race.Too bad the DSV cretins don't understand their sport.