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Scenic Edition

>Sun 08.03.
09.00* Cross-Country Skiing - Ski Classics - M Orsa Grönklitt ITT 50km, Orsa Grönklitt (SWE)
09.30 Alpine Skiing - M Slalom 1st Run, Kranjska Gora (SLO)
10.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W 10km Interval Classic, Lahti-Salpausselkä (FIN)
10.45 Alpine Skiing - W Super G, Val di Fassa (ITA)
12.15 Cross-Country Skiing - M 10km Interval Classic, Lahti-Salpausselkä (FIN)
12.30 Alpine Skiing - M Slalom 2nd Run, Kranjska Gora (SLO)
13.40 Biathlon - W 4 x 6km Mass Start, Kontiolahti (FIN)
15.00 Ski Jumping - Super Team HS130, Lahti-Salpausselkä (FIN)
16.55 Biathlon - M 15km Mass Start, Kontiolahti (FIN)

>Thu 12.03.
14.00 Cross-Country Skiing - W + M Sprint Qualification Classic, Drammen (NOR)
15.15 Biathlon - M 10km Sprint, Otepää (EST)
16.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W + M Sprint Final Classic, Drammen (NOR)

*) Glue Classics site says 09.00, TV guides say 09.30, who the hell even knows now

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>4chan servers
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>>153764446
She stole Fridas lunch?
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Camera 'man' can't catch a break
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9th for skijumping not being a real and serious sport
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>>153764494
weird looking rat
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>>153764461
Too much food for Frida. Only one pickle slice for her.
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>>153764548
You mean because it's holding a dog?
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>>153764408
>>153764443
>>153764656
germany with the nuclear BANTS today
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>>153764408
kek
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It must be rough being a jules hater.
>svt casters: hoeberg's so hungry
>she soon crashes out
lol
>them again: haha jules' got no chance against plumpvira, the powerhouse
lmao
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>>153764828
>>153764842
she needs to do that again but directly against my face
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>>153764890
it's rough having to look at her face indeed
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>roidvira showing up at the same time to a standing shooting with jules
>becomes stressed and tries to keep simon's pace, which is far too fast for her, and misses
>gets demolished and utterly outclassed
Every time. The same thing always happens when she's there with justine too.
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>>153764890
It's actually pretty easy to hate Jewlia.
Btw, the fuck happened to Hoeberg today?
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>>153765083
It's not really out of character for her. farily often, her shooting accuracy goes way down.
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>>153765127
yeah but still. 6 misses?
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>simon has won 2 out of the last 3 world cup races
>best girl at the olympics too
if she'd acted like this a bit earlier in the season, even with her missing the first month, she would have easily won the total cup.

I think she's 1-2 seconds slower on average than last season. on the other hand, she's far more accurate, both in prone and standing shooting. 95% prone accuracy over the season is might impressive and far better than usual for her. Think she's above 90% in standing shooting too.
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>kirkeeide adj +2 min
What happened?
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>>153765238
did a heidi (forgot one penalty loop)
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>>153765238
She shot two penalty laps in one shooting but did only one.
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>>153765202
we need girls that look like that in wintersports
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>>153765321
All their plastic surgery would cause internal frostbite.
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>>153765321
Imagine the aero possibilities of gook plastic surgery
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>>153764828
haha imagine if there was a brown streak after her
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>>153765311
could it have been intentional? do they ever get away with skipping a lap?
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>>153765401
no
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If she spent 3 more seconds counting loops she would save 1 minute and 57 seconds
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>>153765401
>could it have been intentional?
If she was born 300km to the east, yes
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>a swedish caster relating a story of him telling helena ekholm that biathletes nowadays get hefty price sums and her being surprised, somewhat upset, jealous and talking about how she could have been a millionaire
I thought this was cute.
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>>153765432
kek
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>>153765434
>helena ekholm
Why did she quit? She was actually charismatic and honest, fair, which is so unlike mona, her replacement. Probably has 30+ iq points on mona too. She quit the sport too soon aswell.
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Very late

M I N J A
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>>153765504
Referring to that strory, maybe she felt back then she didn't make enough money to justify the effort.
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The mix nordic combined was fantastic. The biathlon was kino.

I had no frens on 4chan when that happened. That's Obama!
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>>153765538
>quit in 2012, at 27-28
Maybe. She had 200 world cup starts by then, though, and had won plenty. And it's not like she's been making big bucks as a part-time commentator at svt and her current role as some kind of bureacrat in the national /bia/ org, and she decided on that future knowing that there wasn't much money in it.

desu, I think she genuinely loves the sport and has no regrets regarding her choices. Ibu throwing around lots of cash must have started shortly after she quit. I'd have the same reaction on missing out on millions by pure happenstance. maybe, if she'd competed for a few more years, she could have made early retirement money.
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>>153764656
>dog
Molly and Inouk are dogs, this "creature" isn't
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>>153765668

I found an analysis from 2021, prize money was almost tripled since 2012 back then and now it's even more. It's safe to assume that personal sponsor money is on the same trajectory.

https://www.realbiathlon.com/blog/index.php/tag/prize-money/
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>>153765818
Has science gone too far?
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>>153765321
there are some qt koreans and other east asians in curling, but that's pretty much it.
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>big J
He can be so impressive. I can't believe that the french coaches used to sideline him for relays. Very likeable guy too. Very earnest. There's never any pretense with him.
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>>153764890
>It must be rough being a jules hater.
so true
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>>153764149
>The only thing Nosenessa was good for was slipping, crashing into Loudog and ridding her of her red bib
TDD (total dog death)
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where's tandrebutt now? the ibu cup?
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>>153766230
She's on the world cup team and was selected for the relay tomorrow.
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>>153766230
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>>153766262
>>153766266
just give it up
its over
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>>153766292
why do the coaches torture her like this?
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randby in pls
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>>153766266
>tandrefail over juni
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>>153766308
its insane
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>slow shooting is superio- ACK!
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>>153766199
looks like kirkeide pushed nosenessa into uglydog
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>>153766230
>>153766262
IT'S THE COMEBACK!!!!
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Trad
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>>153765818
ADAB
(all dogs are beautiful)
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>went to a local grocery store to pick up some snacks before watching anime kino
>at the checkout, find a dork shooting his shot with a pretty, young cashier
>drones on about taxes and saving accounts; barely coherent, desu
>she's politely signalling that she's not interested
>he's too much of an autist to notice
>the cringe is unbearable

Anyway, /bia/-wise, i hope helena makes a comeback soon. i'd bet on her having the potential to be decent. she participated in one of those retired celebrity sports shows a while back, and she was very fit. one of her co-casters mentioned the possibility to her, and she flatly refused, but i'm sure she was just keeping her plans secret.
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>>153764406
left mogs HARD
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>>153766903
Is that Samsonsen?
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>>153767480
tHANKS FOR LETTING ME READ YOUR RETARDED BLO sVENNE!
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>>153764372
Puff had myocarditis, can't recall Fichtner having any health issues
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>>153767511
Ya
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Sorry if posted before, out all day
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>>153766392
The point of slow shooting is to avoid misses because the risk of fast shooting is asymmetrical and not in your favor. If you're still missing you're not shooting slow enough.

Shooting is the part of biathlon where you avoid penalties.

Skiing is the part of biathlon where you make gains and win placings.
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>>153767606
You're right. When you shoot 20 seconds faster than the others you don't win placings. Fucking retard
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>>153766266
kinda grim that the worst Norway in ages is still seeded 2nd
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>>153767695
We're god and the last in the arian white race Hitler. We do shit like this Jamal.
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>>153767897
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It's actually really easy. Assume a Mass Start takes around 30min

Skiing takes 28minutes (93%)
Shooting takes 2 minutes (7%)

What total retardation is it to believe that scraping time off 7% of the race is equally important to scraping time off 93% of the race, especially when trying to scrape time off the 7% part can bear significant punishment.

The whole point of shooting is to JUST HIT, no matter the time.

If you're missing, you have to shoot slower and increase your odds.
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Ski fast, shoot fast, hit all the targets
simple as
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>>153767939
>The whole point of shooting is to JUST HIT, no matter the time.
ok doro we got it
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>>153767939
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>>153768583
We need to get some actual funny /biathlon/ athletes back
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Those cripples are medalpadding hard
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>>153769141
>burgers unironically think sitting is a sport
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>>153769527
>are we there yet
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>>153776980
idgi
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No noko no fun
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>>153776980
not bad
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noko no fun
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fun with noko
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holding hands with minja and wishing her luck
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>>153779062
>individual compact woman
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Business idea: noko without the skijumping
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>>153779232
And a rifle on the back
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>>153779277
and they shoot at stuff
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>>153779346
and judges decide how good the shots are
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>>153779402
naisu
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>>153779402
nice
>>153779405
the perfect sport
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>>153767483
she is unaware
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>>153767538
how do I get a EBBER gf?
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>>153767939
pls don't tell me you're the oxygen anon
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eliza won the nz pole vault title
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pitz'n'thighs
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>>153780176
Where did Imogen rank?
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>>153780360
wasnt there i guess
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>>153780418
Oh :(
thanks anyway
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>noel
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>-0.61
SAMBA
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>Norwegian skiing
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>10.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W 10km Interval Classic, Lahti-Salpausselkä (FIN)
>10.45 Alpine Skiing - W Super G, Val di Fassa (ITA)

TOTAL NIGGERY
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Norwegian skiing!!!
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>>153780830
German commentators said that he talked to a psychlogist
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>>153780830
>zoomers
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>>153780830
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Let's see if Frida can do it in the Lahti 10km.
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>fanny kuk
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>>153780952
And Calle!
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>>153780952
I don't get it. I thought Frida was the girl but it turns out Frida is the cake??? Please respond
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>>153780952
>a spoon
>to eat a cake
not a very convincing LARP by Frida to pretend she's eating
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Frida
Weng
Jonna
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>>153780985
you dont eat cake with spoon in germany?
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>>153780989
We use small forks. Different cunts, different cultures I guess
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>>153780985
It's still an injustice that Frida got that big pretty cake and Ebba got a small green and brown tube.
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Said tube in question, and Ebba won the 50km classic race!
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>>153781008
Imagine if they let Kajsa (Vickhoff Lee) into that kitchen unsupervised
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Linn faaaaast
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>>153781025
Well everyone knows she only won because frida was sick
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>>153781025
It's a Swedish classic
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>>153781025
>>153780952
I would destroy both these cakes in <5 minutes

And then move on to the sweets
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bit of tummy on frida?
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Imagine not eating desserts with a spoon
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>>153781057
I noticed that too. She actually ate the burger!
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a finn in RED??
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>>153781057
she‘s pregnant. sorry about that
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>>153781059
We eat soft desserts like creme brulee with a spoon, but we have structured desserts like a cake with a fork
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Wtf Beast
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diggins a cute!
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Jessie
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>>153781066
Fanny Kukonlehto is not on the national team, she's using her ski club kit (Tampereen Pyrintö, in her case) which looks nice compared to some of the heinous ones our ski clubs use.
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jonna CLEARLY starting to soon
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>>153781095
Fanny is very cute
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>>153781095
ooh. she also looked very nice
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>>153781141
all-white is very lewd for some reason
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>>153781078
This is correct
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Linn forcing the others really work today, they can't just coast to a win.
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Frida doing a Ebba
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frida almost did an ebba
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>Frida skiing
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>>153780142
No, that's me, a different anon (I almost forgot about that oxygen stuff lol). While I understand "slow shooting, fast skiing"-Anons concerns, I do not think there's much room for improvement given the constraints of fast, but also rhythmic shooting. I'm certain that the athletes and definitely their coaches have already looked at irregular timed shooting and came to the conclusion that this comes with major drawbacks in the shooting performance. So if you're deviating from your regular shooting pattern, you're already at a point where you're bound to significantly make more errors. You might be able to overcome that by taking more time between each shot (that's what SSFS-Anon proposes), but that makes the shots also harder. Biathletes already time their shots during heartbeats and waiting longer introduces too many variables like miscounting heart beats or the wind
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>Linn checking /sp/ on her phone
wow
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JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
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Aaaaand it's a swedish sweep.
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>>153781210
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>>153781229
Nah
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>>153767934
she likes my elephant trunk
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>>153781252
Women are so emotional
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ssshhhh, svahn is sleeping
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FRIDA FRIDA FRIDA
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ugly girls should not be allowed to win
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Beaty vs Beast
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NOT SO FAST SVENNE
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>>153781144
true
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F R I D A
R
I
D
A
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good
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diggie :(
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JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
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Jessie too slow
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Annoying Swedish bitches need to be stopped
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And to imagine this girl wants to fucking retire after next year?!
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>german super geeing
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>better check what they're saying on /biathlon/
>wtf that was nowhere near Ebba's front flip!
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Even the mighty AIN is beating us :(
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>>153781383
And of course I forgot the pic.
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Wish I had a cake
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business idea: move tandrevold to langrenn
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Kristin sloooooooooooow
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i love frida so much
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We have to take it in, and enjoy this as much as we can. It won't last forever.
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>fanny kuken last place
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>>153781494
Fanny Kuk = Best Kuk
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Aicher would have had legit chance for overall Globe if not for all those DNFs lol
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>weng thinks she's in kuusamo
weng being weng
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When Finnish tv interviews us, do they do it in Swedish or English?
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>>153781632
The Great Navigator at it again!

>>153781643
I've never seen them speaking anything other than Swedish, except Daniel Ståhl always seems to get some Finnish questions in too.
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>>153781509
>uga buga I only need to view the course for 10 seconds and finish viewing before everybody else
>takes the wrong turn and DNFs
a literal retard
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>>153781653
Cool, because I could understand if not all reporters would know Swedish. But makes sense about Ståhl, his mother is Finnish.
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>>153781632
kek
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Really doubt that Frida will quit after the next season, she keeps saying that she needs an end date to really enjoy the moment, but nothing is stopping her from just moving that end date forward to 2030
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Zenere podium out of nowhere!
Her reaction was pretty intense too
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>>153781677
All Finns take Swedish in comprehensive school (in my time it was 6 years of English and 3 years of Swedish, plus 3 more of English and Swedish both in high school) and IIRC university journalism studies include even more. The champion interviewer on Yle Sports is Laura Arffman, who can speak English, Swedish, French and Italian and I remember him interviewing a Chinese guy in Mandarin too.
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I see that Kajsa been eating good lately. Podium after podium.
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>>153781811
Poodium after poodium
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>>153781814
Ingrid should receive royalties from Frida.
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I believe in Calle
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>poo-aroma
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Calle starting today?
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>>153781924
Yes
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C A L L E
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HEJA CALLE
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Calle grew a lucky mustache for todays race
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>calle
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>Calle!
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Cops!
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Remember that year Calle trained like a body builder and was like fuck yeah this is the year?

Them halfway through the season was like wtf man, I'm way too heavy now and everything sucks.

That was a real Calle moment.
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>>153782013
Italian cani > russian sabatkas
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>>153782013
Fucking hell lull
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>>153782013
stupid dog, doesnt he understand they're skiing there
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>>153782013
Based dog
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>>153782013
EL PERRO VILLANO
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Calle podium?!
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>>153782013
CIA provokacija
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>>153782006
That was hilarious
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II beliieve iin Iivo
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What happened to Boromaa?
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Is it true what they say?

Finnish media having asked Klaebo if he was pissed about never being awarded Norway's Athlete of the Year and he said fuck that shit I'm pissed that they never picked my grandpa as Trainer of the Year

Based if true
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>>153782013
Kek! What race?
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>>153782098
>and he said fuck that shit
never in a million years
but the stuff about the grandfather is probably true
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>>153782112
But how was he never chosen? Not even after Trondheim? They picked JTB because muh career ending? Or Warholm? Or that dumb football player whose name I forgot. Literally blasphemy
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barp
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>>153782136
Last year was Markos Rooth for his olympics gold.
It's a prize given by (((journalists))) so they pick people based on either an agenda or what gets them attention.
Piggy won in '22 and '24, for example
They seem to only pick skier when it's really really obvious they have to.
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>>153782136
Skiing just isn't a big enough sport to compete with football or track and field
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>>153782162
Hopefully she extends her 'messy hair' policies down to her Southern Districts too
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the r*ssian ia doing it!
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Iivobros...
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F Hyvarinen
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Last race for Berddu Hyvärinen has ended, time for retirement.
F
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>>153782013
ukrainian dog
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Barp is fucking huge
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>>153782272
>yarp
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1. Sweden
2. France
3. Norge
4. Germany
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>>153782136
He might win the next one though, with the olympic success and breaking records
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>>153782345
If he doesn't it would be a fucking scandal.
Would be decision-making on par with recent Nobel prizes.
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A R S I
R
S
I

Also Finland's Ståhlberg with his career best.
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>pooromaa worse than calle
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There was Kaisa on french TV she said the secret is just to enjoy
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>>153782162
>semi-ananastisch
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>>153781811
Do they win a skinke when they podium?
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TOTAL ZOOMER DEATH
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>-0.01
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TOTAL ZOOMER DOMINATION
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>>153782291
nah france wins
norgay wont podium
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>the sun is shining
>teams are assembling in the starting area
>sabotage operations complete
Time to watch the relay!
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let's go
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>>153782562
Jeanne is in America.
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Is Lahti really pronounced "Lock-te"? That's how Klaebo just said it... Surely not?
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>>153782588
That's exactly what she would want you to think!
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Some literally who without a team and profile won glue classics.
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Linn reloaded and realized she hit them all?
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something is going on at the range...
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fucking fichtner
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INKA

>>153782610
Nope, it's just Lahti, with a H.
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>>153782614
I think he was a local skier. Got a bit lucky with skis, but was just much stronger than everyone.
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Fichtner left the range but still had one spare round.
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how many today ?

also
>Sweden
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>Fichtner

J U S T
U
S
T
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ragne going to win wc allround today
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>losing because the consentration isnt on top
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Fichtner wtf are you doing!
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>>153782634
Just one penalty lap methinks. 0+2 and 1+3
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how will fichtner get punished?
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>>153782624
where do i apply?
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>>153782652
no punishment, stacy privilege
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it‘s already over
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>>153782652
if she ejected the bullet there is no penalty otherwise DSQ
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LINN
I
N
N
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MARTHE MARTHE MARTHE
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Expected top 3
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>>153782652
i'll take care of it
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Germany just got a 2 minutes penalty.
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>2 minute penal
No Gern4ny today...
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>german germaning
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>>153782682
2 minutes
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>>153782652
>>153782684
+2 minutes
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>>153782682
>>153782684
they just said she got 2 minutes added
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Asterisk and two penalty minutes for Fichtner.
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*Fichtner
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Stupid Marlene should read the rules
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I hate Linn Persson
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>second major relay fuckup of the season
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repincbros…
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Please save us Tandrebutt!
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>shoot so fast that you can't keep up the count
>get 2min penalty

see if you shot slowly you would have counted easily
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Penalty for not shooting all spares or for skiing with a bullet in the chamber?
>Stacy fucking up the second relay in a row
rough
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>>153782751
sums up this season for the German team
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i saw an underdog podium today
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>>153782760
LOL
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>>153782751
sauce on the ass on the ground?
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>>153782762
this wasn‘t a speed issue, more like brain issue
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>>153782751
what was this incident?
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>>153782764
Didn't Linn also ski with a bullet in the chamber? She loaded one.
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Marlene pretty but seems her brain is lagging
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>>153782764
The ruling cites 11.3.3b which is for not shooting all 8 rounds in a relay.
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>>153782784
she ejected it
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>>153782774
?
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What is the most embarrassing mistake to do in biathlon?
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>>153782785
Many such cases.
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>>153782779
Didnt put arm through the rifle strap, unsafe handling
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>>153782792
Crossfire, I'd say, or a full Gontier.
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>>153782792
shooting yourself
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What did Marlene do exactly?
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>>153782788
Jacquelin did the same in the Oberhof relay this season, only seven shots but two laps in the prone. No time penalty.
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>>153782785
stacies don't care about rules, they make their own rules
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>>153782792
Being Swedish
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no fuck-ups, based
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cheeky finnish podium still alive...
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>>153782825
lmao
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>>153782804
why didn't Jacquelin get +2 minutes?
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>fruity shooting
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>>153782828
french rigging
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>>153782828
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>sozusagen rausgefallen
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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APOLOGIZE
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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tandreshart???
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T A N D R E B U T T
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>>153782855
i kneel…
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Taking 10 seconds longer... fucking hell Magnusson
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INGRID
INGRID
INGRID
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Ingrid!
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>>153782857
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God, i now realized how I missed Tandre shooting on 1st position
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More leftie shooters or camera angle from other side
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Sonja please
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>>153782825
>>153782827
ok maybe not
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tannheimer needs correction too
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A hobbit, a dog and a 'butt
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>>153782872
Oppenheimerova
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>>153782885
I volunteer
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Time for the roidbergs to fuck everyone without lube
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>>153782890
walk into a biathlon stadium
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LETS GO BESTBERG
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>>153782811
Did she even know at this point? When was she told?
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It's the last relay for Paulo
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>>153782914
One of the coaching staff probably told her along the track.
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>>153782923
JAWOHL MARLENE LOOKING GOOD LET'S GO ...and btw you only shot 7 shots and got us 2 minutes punishment and did a penalty lap for no reason
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>>153782920
wtf why is he so small????
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BESTBERG!!
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fuck off sweden
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BESTBERG IS THE BEST
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H A N N A
A
N
N
A
>>
>
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H A N N A
A
N
N
A
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Maybe the real Tandrevold was Knotten all along
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Norgay ha ha ha ha
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wtf knotten
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standings with only the 5k left
if ragne does not kollaps she will beat takagi and win
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Wtf H-berg casually owning Knotten and Michelon
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>>153782956
What happened to the italian milf
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>>153782965
Doping wore off
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19s prone
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>>153782965
She can't do 500 or 1500 very well. Too short distances.
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>>153782965
didn't bring the bloodbags
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>>153782979
I wouldn't last longer.
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too good

just give it to sweden
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Where the fuck was this Hanna in the olympics
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HANNA HANNA HANNA
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They really found the Olympic form.
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>>153782982
She brought the funbags though
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W E
A R E
F U C K E D
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>the gnat
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>The small fishing village of Norway
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jesus fucking christ karoline
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>Ingrid has a great relay
>Knotten shoots a penalty lap
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Today I feel Swedish
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It's a CZ day today ?
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>>153782993
smörebom during the olympics
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Knotten is the new Butt
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>>153783020
Ugly as a bird
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>>153783028
Birds are cute, wtf is this comparison ?
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>>153783020
Death to Ozempicvira
Long Live Plumpvira
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>>153783028
Flatter than one at least
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>>153783037
It's from that insane hate mail someone sent to E-berg, the writer used that expression.
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>>153783020
its gotta feel terrible being the younger sister and still being the ugly one
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>>153783037
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1m24 behind, damn
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>>153783055
I keep forgetting she's the younger one
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>>153783056
First time i've heard "ugly as a bird" What the hell actually.
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>>153783052
>>153783056
Ok, the most sane biathlon fan I see.
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>>153783056
>Go hot jeanmonnot
Worst part of it all
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>>153783065
german expression
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>>153783065
Some jeet using google translate on some local insult that just ends up sounding stupid in english.
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>>153783068
:(
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Just tuned in, where's Germany? Why not even top 10?
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>>153783068
Well this is pretty sad.
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>>153783081
see >>153783068
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>>153783081
Nigga stop being so demanding. Top 20 finish is GOOD
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SIMON'S BEEN FLEEING TOO LONG SHE'S GASSED
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THAT WAS IN WTF
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>>153783081
11 is the new 4
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elvira so fucking slow
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Jules has hairy arms?
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>>153783101
switzerland what are you doing
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>>153783101
11+4? Reckful reference?
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>Swiss mat finding
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>Elf lost 20 seconds

>>153783108
I mean... she is French
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>>153783111
uh i don't know why i replied
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Maren almost hitting the white
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cute swiss butt
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>>153783108
„she“ is a man
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Simon's skiing is so slow not gonna happen even if Elvira misses two
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We are winning that 4th place
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elvira looks cute now?
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>>153783137
Anschlussed the germans' favorite position?
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>>153783141
jerk off and you won't say that again
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>>153783141
Always has
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>>153783146
Thought I had crush once, did that, never thought of that girl again. Magic
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>>153783141
nope
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HELL SEGER, HELL FUCKING SEGER
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>Swedish shooting
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>>153783162
it was the wind
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the butt cheekiepoos in the Swiss Miss tho
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>H-berg 0+0, 0+0
>E-berg 0+1, 0+2
Hanna proven to be the best Öberg.
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Easypeasy
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simon no power in her legs today
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Watch Junior Women relay
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>>153783172
link
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Many cute scrunchies and bows out there today
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We won the relay cup
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>>153783191
Nvm i’m retarded
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Cutebergs
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have the producer shown any cute girls on the stands yet?
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>>153783176
https://eurovisionsport.com/en/mediacard/biathlon/EVS_260308_20260228IBUArber_18_event
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>>153783211
thank
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Hobbitsson is so short that I can't get a good shot of that team lineup, she's covered by the graphics.
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>>153783172
>germany 2nd place right now
>french and norwegian penalty laps
Heh, junior relays are the only competitions that really matter anyway
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>Worst result ever for a German relay team
Nice
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>>153783218
heh
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>>153783073
There is no such expression. We say hässlich wie die Nacht (lit. ugly as night)
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France wins the relay globe (355 points) ahead of Sweden (350) and Norway (333). Also still wondering how Fichtner lost the thread so badly in that shooting.
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>>153783259
>italy
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>>153783028
>bird
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what is this ceremony?
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>>153783259
allez, les filles!
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>girl shooting
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holy shit, i didn't even bother to watch the interval start races today because i though saveliy and dasha's ceiling was like 8th-10th place at best
what a day for AINian skiing
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>>153783218
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Elvira is really pretty fuck off
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eitrem has to beat stolz by 23.7 sec on the 10k, it's tough but possible
could be double norge win this afternoon
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Anais said what's in the wooden box !

>bone kitchen utensil
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>germany leading the junior relay
Are they back?
>>
>>
Blind girls...
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>>153783399
Cant suffer in Germany
>>
Lou-Anne Dupont Ballet Bazová
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>>153783371
>>bone kitchen utensil
what the
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>>153783371
i want to bone her box
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Ilona has some work to do.
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>>153783399
>>153783407
sniffa
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We will get another 4th trust the plan
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>>153783555
checked
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LETS GO SYDNEY SKI LIKE THE WIND
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Gott strafe Frankreich
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CAM ON SYDNEY SKI SOME FAKIN SKIIS
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Hohols too powerful
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we may have came in 16th in the Kontiolahti women's relay but we won the real prize, 1ST IN JUNIOR WOMEN'S WORLD CUP RELAY
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RAGNE
A
G
N
E
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>>153783627
>>153783639
Germanybros, we are so back!
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>>153783639
The Youth are the future old man
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We fell off HARD
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ragne win
>j4y
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>>153783674
Would be really fun if latvia and slovakia became biathlon powerhouses
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>>153783690
First woman's WC gold in 88 years for us lol
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>>153783690
based bunda girl
>>
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>>153783756
MMKK
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>>153783756
Imagine having 8 kids with Marlene and she puts 7 in the car and forgets one on the parking lot
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>>153783642
88 years of hurt!
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>>153783756
>>153783772
MMMK

Lanklettes are NOT welcome
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>>153783726
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>>153783825
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>>153783627
I watched until the end, the last Canadian girl was worth a webm, by far the fattest biathlete I've ever seen.
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binland podium in super team sneedjumping
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we are back
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4. Germany

I really like the Finnish revival across all winter sports
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Huge day for finish ski jumping
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shit
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>>153784009
>>153784014
>>
jilek wrecking the ruspole
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those two last laps were rigged as fuck
i don't believe those times at all
>>
Feels like a Norwegian win.
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>>153784067
new haecki just dropped
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that dude is about to vomit, lol
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Erik Perrøt
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>>153784067
>>153784164
nigga she looks like she ate Haecki
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What the hell Frey
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>norwegian rifle handling
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>>153784215
Fucking rifle broke when he fell
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>>153784208
he's so dead he probably doesn't know where he is
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>>153784208
he walks fast!
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Frey can break my rifle whenever he wants...
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CLFa
>>
Perfect shooting for all norgays (Frey doesn't count)
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Well, maybe not win but 3rd place but that's the first podium since 12 years, since Anssi Koivuranta in Innsbruck (2014) after 1 series competition
onneksi olkoon Suomi
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>>153784248
Dziękuję!
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kek stolz almost ruined eitrems championship
>>
Sebbe looks strangely slow.
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Jacquelin jacquelining
>>
TERO
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>>153784290
He's slow everywhere
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>double sneedskate gold
what the hell
>>
>sneedskate silver
real sport
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Frey will be lapped
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>>153784334
poor dude with that random rifle
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double norge gold
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Lock Ragne and Eitrem up until they have have made enough babies to secure Norwegian sneedskating future!

Don’t care about her sapphic tendencies
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>Sjakkelææn
>>
>Schackeläh
>>
>Jacquolapsing
Every fucking time
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>dumbtard ZDF cooming to Jacquelin's heckin fast shooterino again
when will they ever learn?
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>>153784364
the gay stuff is just to make sure her eggs remain unfertilized for now
>>
Sturla for 2nd
>>
The French coach looked like he wanted to strangle Jacquelin after that.
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>>153784354
>guy with a German father finishes 4th
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>>153784402
Even without the missing, Emilien is VERY punchable
>>
>>
>>153784394
She truly is too pure for this world
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>>153784385
>Da war das Risiko dann doch zu hoch!
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>>153784416
s-shouldn't y-you be in school?
>>
mit dem angriff nawraths wird das wieder in ordnung kommen
>>
business ida: women should be allowed to take their husband's nationality after marriage.
Imagine biathlon season 26/27 with Loudawg Freifrau von Anonstein competing for Germany.
>>
Speaking of French coaching, any French anons know if there's truth to what they said on Yle yesterday, that Siggy Mazet will be your head coach next season? Siggy apparently needs to return to France because of some retirement benefits reason and he's leaving the Norwegian job after the season ends.
>>
FOUNTAIN
>>
STURLA
>>
Not like this fast shooters
>>
>Lægreid nimmt sich mehr Zeit und wird belohnt
WELL WELL WELL
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>KWABude
>>
>show shooter wins race because fast shooter takes on asymmetric risk
wow color me surprised

>>153784452
I'll sacrifice myself for the Fatherland
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Told you! >>153784161
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STURLAAAAAAAAAAAA

pls update us on your gf in the interview
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>>153784452
>business ida
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>>153784457
is not confirmed but the current shoting coachs gonna end their carrier and Mazet gonna leave Norge, so..
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>ragne will focus on her studies next year but won't quit skating
gap year I guess?
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>>153784447
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norway sweeps, sort of
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9th fastest shooter wins
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>>153784504
Does AI know who Ida Lien is? If so someone needs to tell it to make a pic of Ida in a business suit.
>>
>>153784516
probably keep up the routine but focus on long term, makes sense to do it the year after the olympics
>>
>0+1+0+3
What the hell happened to QFM during the last shooting? Total collapse, and he's usually better in the standing.
>>
>>153784516
Is she going to squeeze the professor's head between her thighs if he give her a bad mark?
>>
This Frau Herr Mann looking exceptionally cute today.
>>
did Sturla get a secret buff with that Olympic interview?
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is there anything we didn't win today?
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>>153784639
>>153784014
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>>153784639
The races that really mattered: women's 10km and real and serious ski jumping.
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>>153784639
Junior relay
>>
New thread:
>>153784658
>>153784658
>>153784658
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>>153784639
You choked during ski-jumping
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>>153784624
Our last Olympic Gold Medalist had the 69th shooting time out of 86 starters in her Gold race.

Too bad the DSV cretins don't understand their sport.
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