Main CardMax Holloway vs. Charles OliveiraCaio Borralho vs. Reinier de RidderRob Font vs. Raul Rosas Jr.Drew Dober vs. Michael JohnsonGregory Rodrigues vs. Brunno FerreiraPrelimsNo Love vs. Xiao LongDonte Johnson vs. Cody BrundageRicky Turcios vs. Alberto MontesCody Durden vs. Nyamjargal TumendemberelEarly prelims Su Mudaerji vs. Jesus AguilarRafael Tobias vs. Diyar NurgozhayLuke Fernandez vs. Rodolfo Bellato
finland btw
dogshit thread
ufc sucks dick its fucking gay asf right now wtf is this shit card uuuurrrgh
Ive just glerked off and smoked weed. Im all set and ready to go. Over! *Kshh
might watch is rogan calling all of em? i want him repeating himself later
hell yeah! fuckin eh bud
jon joe and the fatass
Pinstripe 20s gangster. Black dress shirt. Movie theater usher pink. All bald. All badass
DC is looking extra big chungus lawdy he comin
dustin is dreadful jolie has to have a masterful fake laugh
Don't give rogan any views, give em to Schaub
shouldnt this already be started?
NAH, FUCK THAT!
you die and wake up watching norma dumont vs jocelyn edwards
>>153768455Tough break, kid.
>>153768511listen pal
poirier looks like he's having a panic attack on the broadcast
>>153768434Please use this one for the next oneI spent 5 minutes making it thank you
>>153768516its amazing how wmma just gets worse and worse
This looks like they are filming a documentary inside an ulta. Weird lighting and set up
you guys better not ignore me in the gamethreads todayI'm fed up of it
>>153768529yes i have been sayinf rhag
Garbrandt Baby Killer mode is happening right now, tonight on this very card we are going to watch!
>>153768534sup tobes have you heard the dreadful news
>>153768534hey I see you buddy
>>153768529I believe he is on some booger sugar
Dustin has really cool awkward little outbursts sometimes. Its like hes been thinking of saying it for awhile and gets all excited and then he yells and speaks too fast and kind of panics afterwards. Hes done it at press conferences a lot
Max Holloway vs. Charles Oliveira Caio Borralho vs. Reinier de RidderRob Font vs. Raul Rosas Jr.Drew Dober vs. Michael JohnsonGregory Rodrigues vs. Brunno Ferreira
>>153768578be serious lad
>>153768554Not you. Don't talk to Me.
>>153768572he's got that lafayette passion
>>153768589why are you upset, regardless she left me this morning can you believe it
>>153768578Charles OliveiraReinier de RidderRaul Rosas Jr.Michael JohnsonGregory Rodrigues
I stayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy away
>>153768600who's the skirt
Heres some filler after your promos sir. After that you'll enjoy our second course of commercials and finally another promo followed by another course of fillers and cap it off with a commercial
>>153768620bappa you have nothing to distract y'self with during the breaks? like noting at all b?
>wait extra 30 minutes to get food to compensate for the promoslop>still hasn't started
>>153768638
when is daner announcing the card?
>schizophrenia commercial>fat neckbeard best friends with black woman
fighters that deserve to die in the cagerodolfo bellatogregory rodriguezmichael chandlerciryl ganemanel kapealjamain sterlingian garry
I should just go to bed and pirate the euro version in the morning like I always do.
I just get a black screen that says commercual in progress with zero audio. Now im worried its frozen
>>153768664dogshit post
finally
what what even happens if charlos wins? I guess a fight vs gooby would be interesting
>>153768578SmollowayBorralhoRosasJohnsonRodrigues
Alright guys it is I, the "6 Million my ass" Guy. Did I tell you the truth or what? Look at what Israel and the US are doing... killing children. I just hope you guys open your eyes and see the truth. Alright, time to SEE SOME HEEMS THOUGH! At least we still got that. Are the Prelims any good?
The audio us fucked up
>>153768578CharlesRidderRaulDoberBruno
bruce buffer is such a drunken fruit
bruce buffer admitted to watching tranny porn
>>153768694thought he was just italian
what was that weird chuckle>>153768690no refunds
>>153768664jailton doesn't even deserve to die dignified death in octagon. he should be dragged to the courtyard and shot.
>>153768664wtf its all blacks and hues
>>153768678>clozzy pissing his jocks at the thought of nonwhites dying
>>153768578HollowayRDRRosas JohnsonFerreira
lol
HEEEEEM STOPPY
just how good is Paul Craig?
how we doing tonight heem?
Cut this bum
heem stoppy
OUT OF NOWHERE >RKO
Very first fight of the night, not even halfway through the first round and commentary is already getting humbled
>>153768664Whatup with gregory
this undefeated american prospect just got heemed by a hue quitter
it's the heems you don't see
Shit this Hue has really good tattoos, nice colors.
we did it chat
>>153768735Possibly the real BMF
baka at new jersey and american top team and america in general
test
I thought it was a clash of heads watching it live.
Why did faggots ass retard jeet mods remove my picks image? its not even nsfw you fucking smellly jeet mongoloids
brazilian? he speaking like a french canadian, either way based
What kind of willy wonka ahh name is pahumpa
>>153768578OliveiraBorrahloRosasDoberFerreira
>>153768683>noooo you cant just heckin do that!!!Maybe they should have known their place and known their betters.
>>153768578Charles OliveiraReinier de RidderRaul Rosas JrAndrew DoberGregory Rodrigues
>>153768572Everyone calls him reddit but Dustin is a likeable guy. Seems like a genuinely good dude
>>153768668Stand up for spmething for once in yuor life
>>153768578HollowayCaioFontDoberRobocop
>>153768795I believe it's Portugese b
>>153768782that's nsfw retard. Would you open that in an office with colleagues all around? If so you should change jobs.
>>153768578PillowgayCaillou BoredalhoCHIWIWIIISDrew "Lil' Adolf" DoberObamaCop
>>153768809You're a terrible judge of character.
>>153768819i don't have a j*b you fucking tranny freak. i just do jiu jitsu all day
Gianni is explaining why it's a good pick but I don't see a slip
Hey! My name is Gregory. My friends call me Greg
>>153768819hell yeah my co workers appreciate wmma
>>153768830Nice to meet you, my name is Gilbert. Good to make your acquaintance
slip killed on the first fight
>>153768578MaxRDRRosasJohnsonRobocop
>>153768826>le epic 4chan contrarian XD
>>153768578CharlieBorralhoRob FontJohnsonRobocop
>>153768578HollowayCaioRosas Jr.JohnsonRobocop Rodrigues
all the Codys will lose tonight
just woke up and missed the first fight, which probably means it was a banger
>>153768578 (i forgot to post a pic in the last one my bad) MaxRDRFontRacially unmotivated DoberRobocop
>>153768845thanks for playing
>>153768845don't parlay. never parlay. parlays keep bookies in business
>>153768848He runs a scam charity embezzling money donated for underprivileged kids you mongoloid.
>no wmma tonight>wmma still on my screen
Robocop got heemed by ED-205 in Robocop 2, Brunno is exactly that
>>153768868bellato was getting smoked until he landed a short left hook on the chin and finished fernandez
>breaking barriers fuck wmma fuck womens rights
Today is the 26th anniversary of the release of "Last Resort"
charlebros we hydrated
>>153768877that parlay was just 10 bucks for fun. these are my main slips
>>153768868Sadly yes
kino fight incoming
>>153768578MaxCaioRosasJohnsonGreg
Ive been watching the broadcast for 20 mins so far and every single ad (2 dozen so far) have been gambling adverts
Does max want to win against charles?
>>153768878I, too, enjoy lying on the internet
>>153768892well said, my friend.
>>153768812Cutesuka
>>153768897MODS
>>153768913it ees what it ees
miesha tates pussy is immaculate, literally a great 10/10 pussy
>KEK ME CHARLIE! FUCK MY WIFE!! FILL HER UP!!! FILL HER UP!!! IM BEST KEK IN UFC BABY!!
>>153768899>main slips>parlaying dogs
>>153768930Like Homer Simpson's mouth, immaculate
>>153768913There are no Max fans, only Volk haters
>>153768944
>>153768947dont care. de shitter and charlie will win. i know that for a fact
>those pullups by hollowmayshit I can do 20 of em
>>153768930forgot about that little snapper
>>153768912Shit is everywhere, can't get away from it.
>>153768578OliveiraBorralhoRosas Jr.DoberRodrigues
>I'M DA BESS BOXER IN DA UFC, BABY*lands 500 pitter patter punches, and not one knockdown*It's a shame that one of these bums has to win.
Rafael Tobias vs Diyar NurgozhayTHIS is UFC.
If never lost the story of a fight.
>>153768975are you gonna cry all night?
Max would be much cooler if he called himself Maximillian
>>153768930>he hasn't seen Ailin Perez' immaculate pussy
no offense but americans are fucked in the head
>>153768975>lands 500 pitter patter punches, and not one knockdownyep, seems like a typical boxing match to me
these ads are unbearable
>>153768990
fights take even longer to start under niggermount than they did under espnigger, unbearable and humiliating and a waste of my timethank you for your attention to this matter
>>153768930>>153768991proofs?
>>153768975YOOO fr tho max went ultra insticnt that fight
I'm going to smoke 6 grams if these ads keep at this pace
>tobias
>>153769002Jesus fucking christ, watching ufc now is a chore Literally designed by jews to gamble on itThis captcha is a forceTotal worldwide niggerdom
>>153768589are you still cross
bro was a hawk 4 years ago and now in the UFC crazy man
what species is Nurgozhay?
>>153769019Unbearable amount of adds, if I start drinking I'll be blacked out by the main card
>>153768578Holloway Borralho Rosas Jr.Dober Rodrigues
>>153769036
>b-b-but he didn't say stop!!The ref physically stopping you is better than a verbal command
Nurgozhay vs Tobias is on right now
the gold standard
based herb always fashionably late
Double n utttttt
>>153769065Herb just be touching motherfuckers for no reason though
>>153769036Borat esqueBasically white + some rat species like khabib
Nurgozhay's face is virtually identical to The Boolah's.
men without tattoos have zero aura
Nurgozhay? More like dis NIGGA GAY
>nurgozhay is a national champion kickboxerthe other guy is what, the same weight?
>>153768578OliveiraBorralhoRosas JrJohnsonRodrigues
>>153769096This is true. When I see someone like Conor, I think "Oh fuck imagine what that guy could do to me." but when I see someone like Khabib, I think "His skin is so smooth. I would love to kiss him."
>>153768578OliveiraBorralhoFontJohnsonRodrigues
>>153769096TRVKE. You're not a man unless you have at least one tribal patter tattoo. Preferably at the base of your lower back.
GREENSCREEN
>>153769113faggot
>>153769054i wonder what ari means by it
a fence just flew over my house
i'm not going to make picks and guess what? you can't make me
>>153769136dont grab it
At least commentary is self aware
>>153768434Max HollowayCaio BorralhoRaul Rosas Jr.Drew DoberGregory Rodrigue
>Brazillian IQHoly shit what a choke
What time is Strickland fighting guys?
>>153769128you try and say no to this minx
light heavyweight is actually the worst division in this entire sport
heeem nutmeggy
What the fuck why is the commentary louder than usual?Can barely hear the fight. This is worse than listening to the English overdubs of RIZIN
What is in the water in Brazil that makes people so retarded
Cut these bums
>>153769096so spadeson has aura?
That was some negative IQ shit he could have finished that easily twice
Hope RDR loses to Borralho and moves to LHW
>>153769168Mute it and make your own sounds
>>153769181he fights as if he's stuck in the mud imagine in LHW bro he'll fit right in I guess
>>153768578Max HollowayRDRRosas jrMJRobocop
>>153769172it's more the bestiality and tragic shortage of potassium laden fruits
are all kzakhs twitchy freaksremember damir ismagulov?
>>153769188didnt look stuck in the mud against Bum Nickal
>stands directly infront of you and gets frontkicked to deathwhat was the gameplan here
>>153769168>This is worse than listening to the English overdubs of RIZINmany such cases, i fear
Me and the wifey are going to be eating good tonight
this is dire
wtf was that submission?banana split?
DC cooked him
ayo... what was that bussy slicer bjj move?
>>153769168At the start the commentary was way too low, I guess it was fixed and now its too loud
>>153768578CharlesBorralhoFontDoberRobocop
>>153769233Those cookies look p dank
>>153769240>>153769245newcazzies...
>>153769233>wifeyyou mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
>Another Australia cardGreat. Can't wait to see Tuivasa, and the Tafa bros on the main card again.
>>153769096Thirdies say the dumbest shit lol
>Burns vs Malot main event
>>153768578MaxBorralhoRosasDoberRodrigues
>>153768578do bronxborralhochiwiwisjohnsonrodrigues
>>153769268one of them got fired not sure which
a toast!to the heemers on this bmf heem night!
>>153769262my stream turned off what happened
Jesus Aguilar is good I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls the upset.
Megan looking like a fucking peach. I hate Joe so much I could kill him.
>>153768578MaxRiddlerFontDoberRodrigues
Does Jesus heem?
>win fight>DC and Joe are literally just laughing about how shit you areif I were Nurzogay I would've heemed them both right there and then
>>153769233good thing you went for cola zero. Gotta look out for your health..
>>153768578OliveiraRiddlerRob FontDrew "niggakilla" DoberRodrigues
>>153769287
>>153768578MaxReinierRaulDrewGregory
>>153769301What were they saying? I'm watching on mute.
>Back to back victimweight boutsYeah, I'm finna gonna about to go take a shit break.
mexicans are soft as fuck duh wurrirorr spurrrrrritttttt
>>153768578OliveiraBorralhoRosas Jr.JohnsonRodrigues
>>153769322laughing about all the different ways theyve seen him submitted
>>153768434Unbelievably kino thread pic, we need to be implementing this in /heem/
>>153769329I had to stifle a laugh. How do these guys say it with a straight face?
Codybros we're getting fucked up tonight I fear
Has Dober vs Johnson been pulled? betting line is down.....
Uriah jumpscare kek
why does faber have so many ching chongs on his team
>>153769353doo left ufc to be a geisha
california business man investing in the chinese
>>153769349The bookies ran with the money after seeing Dobitch kneeling to Johnson, and trying to convince him that he's an ally.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>153769359They're H1-b hires
>>153769359business minded if he can produce one male champ imagine fabers status in china
>>153769361
>>153769359What can you say he likes them chinese boys
>>153769349>>153769369this. dober basically agreed not to heem him because he is black
>>153769361he's back fighting b
>>153769391very dishonorable
two flyweight fights in a row? naaah, I'm out
>>153769353are you getting bombed rn b
sumudaerji is ajcked taiwanese boi. waddap?
>>153768578MaxRDRRaulDrewRobocop
Calling for thyme? Wtf why would they need seasonings for the middle of a fight
>>153768578CharlesBorralhoRosasJohnsonRodrigues
Faking bitch!
su mudaerji is on my boy list unironically
>>153768578>Charles Oliveira>Caio Borralho>Raul Rosas Jr.>Drew Dober >Gregory Rodrigues
This gambling thing is retarded
>>153769451>parlays thats how you lose money retardwhy do you think (((they))) push them so much?
sumudaerji always scares me how he blasts kicks with no setup. I worry about someone checking it and SNAP. cringe
>>153769436the wrist grip elbows over the top that he was piecing up schnell with were really cool, never seen anyone else do that
manlet humiliation ritual
>>153769460I would have won 7 grand on a 20 dollar bet if Drew Brees threw for 4 l ess yards during the super bowl
>>153768840The latter, unironically.. And it's gonna be more Mr Nice Jdaddy for you piggies. Piss, cry, shit, leak, anything you want to do still wont change the fact you are powerless. You've seen nothing yet.
>>153769489It's FLW they're all manlets
>>153769490
>>153768434How do you retards still watch this dead sport>Michael JohnsonOh good this fossil is still going strong huh, main card and allFind something better to do
two fights in a row where commentary is openly shitting on the fightersthe ufc level is so low
>>153769497there's always a bigger fish
Canada vs Mexico
>>153769490That’s a funny way to say “I lost a bet”
>>153769501Michael Johnson has been knocked out cold by guys that retired 20 years ago and like advocate for cte
>>153768578HollowayRidderRosas JohnsonRodrigues
>>153769519Yea pretty much>>153769498My dude
jesus is built like a jacket bowling ball yet he's getting manhandled in the clinch adn grappling by a lanklet chinaman
Did Strickland look really good in his last bout, or did Hernandez just look terrible? - I think hernandez looked like dogshit desu
>>153768578HollowayBorralhoFontDoberRodrigues
>>153769501i started watching it again when it landed on paramount+ and I am kind of stunned at how lame and aura-less it is now
>>153769508Aguilar refuses to get heemed and the chink refuses to heem I'm pissed too
me chi nee me rika raja faba
>>153769544Strickland looked elite desu
>>153769544It was a terrible stylistic matchup for Hernandez so probably more the latter than the former but Sean is very good
Aguilar looks like Baba a bit. How the fuck do you not weem a dude built like this for fucks sakes
MJ has gone on some great runs over the years no need to shit on him
>>153769554That's why they made that deal and transitioned from PPVs, they haven't been selling since Conor
they are absolutely shitting on aguilar on commentary kek
>>153769569Look at Johnson's next three fights and compare to Dustin's next three and it's clear who really won.
>>153769544bitta both
>>153769569
>>153769569>beat the one good fighter
The fact that he didn't finish that bum makes him a bigger bum than the bum he just beat. Cut this chink
DC and Joe have done nothing but fucking WHINE for like 3 fights straight jesus christ
>the menace>cody>dober>robocopbum boy card, cazzies wouldn't get it
>>153769571I had a feeling this was the case
This card is looking pretty shit lads
>>153769612It was justified whining. You are here to entertain us not win point matches
how many of quarts of mayonnaise is too many to eat during this event?
ill be at the wynn night club
>>153769622Dont be like that, Cody will turn everything around and it will be weem day
>>15376963212 football fields of mayonnaise should be enough
This fight was one-sided for the most part but shit, the commentary was even more one-sided.
>>1537696321tbsp
>>153769635Ill be at excess hmu nigga
>>153769644yeah, but how deep would those football fields be? like if they're 1 foot deep, i could do it, but i wouldn't be happy. it's a fairly small amount of mayonnaise to eat.
send that mong back to mongolia where he came from
I've got Tumentuberalel by freak choke
>>153769612the fights are utter dogshit, they cant even hide it anymore
>>153769622My entire night revolves around this shit card
hundred bucks Rogan says "hard" in the next fight
>>153769544strickland jabbed and teeped another striker and did absolutely nothing that would indicate he's the man to beat khamzat
>>153769717retard alert
>>153769689u redy
>>153769612They are being whinier than normal. DC complaining Aguilar's not wrestling. Then he tries to wrestle and fails.. "w-well he needa be get dat singo' leg!" Aguilar fails the single leg and gets taken down "smdfh sumadergi needa be finishin him!" But if the wrestler lays on top and does literally no damage, or holds against the fence "HE CONTOLIN HIM JOE! HE DOMINATING!"
holy shit its cody durden time!
>>153768578Charlie OlivesCaioRosas JrDoberRobocop
whats with all the chinese on the card
cody durden has that URGENCY we've been looking for tonight
blair is my bitch
cody durden? the guy from fight club?
>>153769749check your local gym
>>153769753yeah
Yall think the fights will be over before F1 starts?
>>153769717No, actually it was 2's knee and uppercuts that won that fight and led to the finish. Once you keep watching, your eyes will be able to tell the difference between different strikes. It seems like a blur when you first get into the sport, but it gets easier.
>>153769769No. Fights will be done around an hour after it starts if I had to guess.
no chokes from this pussy
*flicks the light switch*
>>153769769i don't watch poofter sports so i wouldn't know
OOOOH ITS TIGHT and hes out
Dumdumbell
This is a great fight...if you're a fucking homosexual
>>153769797must be in your top 5 then
shit scrambles from the chink he had mount
Wrestlefucking by dutden
>>153769807Top 5 worst fights yeah.....heh
>>153769797>>153769807OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153769808that's not a chink. chinks built a fucking massive wall because they were so scared of these niggas
>3 betting adverts in a row
>>153769807zing
>>153769797so you think this is a great fight
>TumenumbagumademberelWhy must you ching changs do this? Is a parent just adding letters everytime they have a kid then that kid adds more letters when he grows up and has his own kids and so on and so forth? Just STOP bro. It's getting ridiculous. It's silly.
SPLICER CMON
just woke up. anything good yet?
>>153769824us ads be like:>betting>bettingburger>ozempic meds>death insurance>erectile dysfunction meds>burger
>>153769847Maybe, I haven't been paying attention
WHO WAS HE
camera man beef
>>153769841>Tumendemberel translated literally means "10000 intelligence"ganebros? we're in trouble...
what the fuck is going on tonight
That guy who blocked the cam just oozed /HEEM/
this is horrible
LET ME FILM BRO!I DO... I DO LET YOU FILM
AMERICANA NOW!
>>153769894I let you film.
Excellent back of the head shots
This mongoloid is cheating left and right
>>153769807dismantled that moron
people think thirdies are stupid but then they're the only ones using their freebies
>>153769847No
Shitty talk for Durden, hes gonna get killed
>>153769904Based
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SMASH THE BACK OF MY HEAD AS I TURTLE UP FACE DOWN
kek genghis has been given the nod, the fix is in. live bettors must be FEASTING
>>153769915This says a lot about noted American fighter Jon "Bones" Jones
jon "jones" jones
BLUE
>>153769915>don't speak english>get like 5 additional free fouls on top of your already free foulsthis shit is a cheat code
Every picksfag said durden was better than tumendemberel everywhere Literally just fade the consensus YouTube mmafag picks. You will win
>>153769904Durden turned his head and he clearly took steam off of tthe baby punch. lol Durden hit him after the bell so he swung back. Looks like your little meme fighter is even more shit than you thought.
>>153769925Agreed. No fucks given.
Jon Jones did what no man could, he beat the media, he beat xitter and finally he beat DC
>>153769949mongolian wrestling different level brazza
>>153769949If officials did their job it would be 18-18 right now
lets reposition for a twister
Lil' Wayne is the Mozart of our century
>>153769972There are no penalties for cheating in MMA unless you commit the same foul 3 times
OOOOOOOOOH HIS KNEE IS BLEEDING A LITTLE BIT
get your hips cmon white man!
>>153769946Joe?
Who said Mongolians can't twerk?
>>153769965Actually, DC has been beaten.
>>153769096men with tattoos are faggot cucks that let some fag put his artwork on them permanently like a submissive bitch they'd probably let their tattoo artist fuck them if they wanted to
fumbled
OHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE SLEEPING MEOHHHHHHHH IM OUT
>>153770000I say that
two bums fighting
kek love this dumbass chink
Insane aerodynamics on that exchange
>knees you after the bell
based mongorian
Cody "Heartless bum" Turden
>back of the head shots>glovegrabs>after the bell blowsdamn this chibba is bringing the whole arsenal. RESPECT
kek boying this mongolian menace
Herzog be like 'do NOT fuck my parlay up for me'
W twerking
>>153770018
lmao based mongol
Based Herzog
This chink
Burden played dead kek
>OINK OINK OINK OINK!!!! >:(poor poor poor little piggy upset he lost at the one thing he was "good" at :(
didn't even land and cody tried to milk itCUT THIS HEARTLET BUM
Great that you're allowed one free uncontested bicycle kick at the end of the match nowadays
kino...
lol that last kick didn't even land and durden tried to act like it hurt him
lights went out lol everything is falling apart
>4 Ls in a rowThis bum is gone
Did not expect Morono to sound like that.
>Art of KnockoutNigga please you were throwing it back at the audience the whole """"fight""""
The UFC is so bad lol
>>153770075Shadow FC bros...we are so back
oh ufc zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>he hasn't seen his parents in 9 YEARSUh ok
I just invited my friend to heem so I’d like you all to be kind and welcoming to him.
just two bros hugging in the background
>>153770075they should fight randomly every once in a while for the early prelims
Why is everyone on the prelims named cody?
>>153770097>A MAN OF DISTANCE
>>153769993Is that the Rock?
>>153770075MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>153770097>Please visit us sonFuck you mom and dad I have dreams
>>153770098Tits or gtfo
>>153770109parlay gimmick funded by the bookies
just ordered some banana peppers on my sub
>>153770098What's his name?
>>153770109they have to be named something
Topturo bros let's FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>153770142Abdulla Muhammad
>>153770109If you name your kid Cody he will grow up to be a mediocre UFC fighter, do not do it under any circumstances
>mfw there are more Cody's fighting
Paramount killed the PooFC
>shadow fc>topuria clonedeep /heem/ lore all converging all of a sudden
>ai slop adswhat a time to be alive
we have Topuria-Evloev at home
lmao
the ufc can't possibly get much worse than this we have to bottom out eventually
Fox won. ESPN and Paramount lost.
you guys got commercials? I just have the coors light logo
pic rel is what they make it seem like every 3rd world fighters life was like pre-ufc
>>153768578charlesder riddlesir rosasmikerobocop
>>153770163>depicting yourself as womenThis is latent transgenderism btw.
>drink driving adBASED i fucking love drink driving
>>153770200there's a reason a lot of the greatest cinematographers come from shitholes
>>153770137>>153770163I'll be a wizard in 3 months lads, are prostitute worth it ?
Rodolfo bellato saved this card, how dare you call him a quitter
This nigga looks like a GOBLIN.
>bravomaxxingbet the farm on him
>chest tat>that faggy ilia type haircutwhy are eurospics like this
>>153770221are guaranteed stds, even life threatening ones worth it? dick lesions probably hurt. I'd rather fuck an ugly chubby chick.
>>153770200does that kid not have arms? why not try to attack the bird?
>>153770188Good selfie. This is conquest and you lost. >The natives were simply conquered and outsmarted by their superiors!Isn’t this your take? Looks like you have no room to complain. You are conquered and bested by your betters. History has proven this.
what phenotype is ricky turkey
>>153770221You won't feel any different a few days after unless you get aids. I've had plenty of sex and i'm still heempressed
>>153770271autism
WAAAH! WAAAH!
Turkey slurpy~
>>153770271Orc.
YOURE ATTACKING MY FAMILY
>>153770274Didn't mean the webm but that's ur prozzie aids showing up
>>153770271Bellator prelim.
>>153770301Man I fucking forgot about this
>>153770271Jar jar binks
ricky is so based
Telling your doctor that you need the whole std panel because you rawdogged a bunch of sluts really shouldn’t be embarrassing but it is for some reason
>>153770310This nigga shitposting in the middle of a war
Turdcios is so shit
Turcios is like an create an character type doo
>>153770326you're shitposting in the middle of a war
>>153770301Wha?
heh... my boy Turcios...He doesn't need wins....
>>153770321i've done that, it's not embarrassing at all. the nurse who did my bloodwork was probably frothing at the gash when she saw what was on my paperwork and knowing how much of a stud i was (and still am)
>>153770340Nah that wasn't me
>>153770326aren't we all
whats up with these ilia clones
HEEEEM SLEEEPY
>>153770363woah...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
HEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
HEEM SLEEPY!!!
beauty.
HEEEEEEEEEEM
Montes a real nigga
the topuria cloning experiment has been a resounding success
SLEEEEEP HEEEEEEEMY
that was nice
kek this spastic
>>153770388You'd know about that wouldn't you?
>>153770363We are quite safe over here thanks
Simulated
Stimulated~
wait isnt that the sleezy karate kombat promoter?
BOOGER
>>153768578Do BronxThe RiddlerRaul Rosas Jr.Drew DoberGregory Rodrigues
>>153770413>>153770413>>153770413
Best anaconda I've ever seen
wiped that snot all over joe rogans hand based
>>153768578>Hulk>Dober>Rosas>Kyle Borralho>Maximus Holiday
>>153768455This
