Corner shop edition
Henlo
>>153769134Genuinely what was his problem?
scenes when it's Arsenal - Chelsea again
>>153769672C'mon Port Vale at home.
no city or chelsea again please
>>153771119
i get that dowman is good but i've seen what happened to le wonderkids like wilshere and co. so i suggest refraining from hyping up this kid to the moon like some retarded couch tacticos on xitter do
>>153775969his GF says he's very explosive with lots of stamina.
Just cancel the rest of the season and fast forward to April 19th
ZUBIMENDI
>Pep banned for two matches (vs Chelsea and West Ham)Big if true!
>>153778876
>>153778876Loving every single second of this Spurs downfall
>>153780811what about the rodri thing?they charged him like 4 weeks ago and it's still amounting to nothing, just like the other 115 charges their club has. the FA are absolutely shambolic.
>>153782106Very strange one that. Not sure what's going on there but every single official FA statement since is rammed with replies asking about Rodri https://x.com/FAspokesperson/
>>153782106They are delaying that so much that I believe they are just gonna ban him when the league is already decided.
>>153782120Can you fill me in on what Rodri got charged for? I know why Poop is potentially banned but missed Rodri
ATRETA OUT. A GOOD TEAM WILL DESTROY US WATCH THIS NEXT BUDDY
>>153782400ngl i would keep him if he somehow scams two trophies by the end of the season
>>153782350"I know we won too much and the people don’t want us to win but the referee has to be neutral and for me honestly, it’s not fair."It’s not fair because we work so hard in these situations and now to make these decisions, we have to move on."Of course you need to come back but at the end, when everything is finished, we are frustrated because it’s so clear, the foul."A statement from the FA read: "Manchester City’s Rodri has been charged with misconduct in relation to comments that he made after their Premier League match against Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday, 1 February, 2026.
>>153782611>Charged>Oi bruv, give us 50 quidComical how Shitty is treated, I'm shocked Poop might get the two match ban
I see they've saved the best FA Cup fixtures for Sunday...
https://x.com/i/status/2030475490008453255KEK
>>153783387I know it worked for them with George Graham and Harry Kane, but surely they can't just use "hire ex-Arsenal people" as their sole strategy.
>>153783536Vinai worked out for them. He's leading them to where they rightfully belong: the Championship.
>>153783387If they do then they just continue to be retarded.
>>153783387They love the sloppy seconds.
>>153783387Hilarious meme club. Brilliant
Hello, I would like Arsenal vs Port Vale in the next FA cup round, thanks :)
We must utilize the Trossard-Gyokeres-Madueke with Havertz in Odegaard's position as much as possible. That was the winning formula!
>>153783873>The draw will be made on 9 March 2026 by Joe Hart, and will take place at London Stadium, Stratford, prior to the fifth round match between West Ham United and BrentfordLet's hope we get a relatively easy fixture.
Dubs for port vale in the draw
I want chelsea away
>>153778876They are so fucking arrogant it's unreal.
>>153778876>we won the transfer windowAren't they doing this every fucking summer?
>>153786440Plenty of fans say this, and whoever does say shit like this before a ball has even been kicked is retarded.
>>153786440Last season they made a really big deal out of it >>153786584Spurs fans though (can't use the term for them here) do make an especially big point of saying it
>>153783387lmaoLMAO!
>>153783387
76% win rate btw
>>153778876I've seen some terribly aged tweets but this one tops it
>>153784152>>153784633Leeds for me
>>153787867Arsenal over the course of this season in all competitions? That's not bad - need to win some actualy trophies though.
>>153789130based retard
>>153789130Better than your horse shit northern club where they can’t leave an abandoned house with a roof intact. White somalians need to wind it
we have a couple of bros in the general from the middle east iirc, are they ok?
Where the FUCK is Odeshart? >We need everyone fit and firing for the run in, heaven help >us if Cala & Trossard are dead too.
>>153793213>no gibraltargaard during the run inwhy is this a bad thing again? shartvertz is the one you want
>>153793219Had Ødegaard been fit this season we would already be sipping *insert favourite beverage* in the sun and celebrating our League title.>Havertz being questionably bad by the Arsenal community and picked on by all other supporters>Long time injured>Is the hope of the team>Ødegaard being one of the best midfielders in the world, celebrated by both Arsenal supporters and opposition fans>Long time injured>People wish he left the club and never played againI just don't get it lads.
>>153793526>SwedenI just don’t get it.
>>153793526fans were dogpiling havertz when he was starting as an 8, as soon as he played as a striker/second striker you immediately see what he's capable of, unpredictable finishing i tell you that but he does the basics right, holdups, linking, carrying, aerial duels, etc. problem with #8 is that he's a pussy who's scared to play a quick through ball
@DiMarzio: “Arsenal is the most likely destination for Tonali in the Premier League, but they are really interested in him. I am not sure if he wants to stay in the Premier League, because he might want to go back to Italy. I think he misses Italy, but the Premier League is the top league, so he still has to decide what he wants to do.“It also depends on who can afford him, because it will be difficult for Juventus to pay the price, and they have to qualify for the Champions League, otherwise they don`t have the money to buy him.“But if he leaves Newcastle and wants to stay in the Premier League, Arsenal for sure is the most likely destination.“But he really likes Serie A and I think he wants to play in Serie A again. He also had a child, so even if he stays in the Premier League, it might not be more than two or three years. I also think he wants to show the Italian fans how good he is, probably being the best Italian midfielder.” [@aceodds] #afc
>>153794110>I think he misses ItalyWho can blame him. That's one of the downsides to Italian players in England.
>>153793526>Ødegaard being one of the best midfielders in the worldIt's not 23/24 anymore, bro. Odeghost had the same sort of six month purple patch as Ramsey. At least Ramsey was half decent after his patch ended. Odeghost is just cowardly now.
>Leverkusen means "Lever's town" or "settlement," named after entrepreneur Carl Leverkus, who founded a chemical factory there in 1863cannon factory vs chemical factory
>>153794901business idea: chemicals IN the cannon
>>153794637Pussies.
>>153794901>had eleven childrenBased kraut breeder
>>153794938Carl Leverkus? More like Carl Levenkids amarite
post a player that you rememberill startyossi benayoun
>>153794963denilson
>>153794963Ryo miyaichiThomas eisfeld
Norgaard is better and Declan shite and zubelightweight and should be getting more game time
>>153795006eisfeld was hyped soooo fucking high
>>153794963Anders limpar :)I want to see more of nordgaard. This Lego head needs to have more faith in him instead of playing zubimendi into the ground. Hes quality and generally solid.
>>153794963David PlattDavor SukerChristopher Wreh
>>153794963Denis Suarez
>>153794963andre santos, you just knew that we were already down to ten men from the start
My mom used to write to Arsene Wenger (she’s retarded - but the club used to reply in actual fact) and one of the letters she said;my son wants you to sign Thierry Henry and davor suker (I was a player autist and watched every league I could) and they actually did actually fucking end up signing them. The former becoming the best premier league player in history. It felt good as a 12/13 year old even though he probably never even looked at her letter.
you now remember Sebastian Squillaci
>>153795137i was going to name him but i thought everyone knows him already because he was fucking shit and the epitome of literal garbage so how could anyone forget. maybe only surpassed by senderos of djourou
>>153795197or*
>tfw you now remember Chamakh‘s purple patch where he actually looked like a decent striker that immediately got cut short when a half dead Van Persie returned from injury
>Man City's Rodri fined £80,000 for ref comments
wonder what happened the croat schizo
>>153795315Fining a billionaire does nothing. Suspend them.
>>153795922He seems to come and go, probably after being banned. He posts in multiple threads too.
I am now a Mansfield lifelong.
>>153795118>Very good win gays!!!
>>153796172They did a Sky Sports News interview a few weeks ago after the draw and their son ran past wearing an Arsenal top https://x.com/SkySports/status/2023757744142954675
@cfbayern: “Arsenal are currently leading the race for Leon Goretzka, this is indeed true from Goretzka’s point of view. Arsenal didn’t make an offer in January, but they did signal that they were aware that Goretzka was considering a move away from Bayern.”“The player’s goal is to move to the Premier League; he would love to play for Arsenal. Of course, he can’t guarantee that Arsenal will come back again in the summer with a concrete offer. In his heart, he feels this would be a perfect next club.”
FA Cup draw in 42 mins.
>>153794963Aboy Diaby
yaya sanogo
>>153796496why though ? I mean he was a great player but he just turned 31 ?
>>153796496>old>juiced up>injury history going all the way back to 2013/14>from a different league>going to be doing the exact same thing Norgaard is but probably worse because he's injury prone and will without a shadow of a doubt be exponentially worse off in EnglandYup, he'll fit right in.
>>153796580>>old>>juiced up>>injury history going all the way back to 2013/14>>from a different league>>going to be doing the exact same thing Norgaard is but probably worse because he's injury prone and will without a shadow of a doubt be exponentially worse off in England>Yup, he'll fit right in.The arsenal way
>>153796172>>153796346man, i wish i can age more graciously, these fake shining teeth and the tight wrapped skin as if someone is pulling it from behind their ears is really grimoire.
SOUFAMPTON AWAY
MAN COTY V LIVERPOOL LMAOHOI
FA Cup quarter final: Southampton vs. Arsenal
>8th in the championshipNo excuses not to beat them
Arsenal vs. Port Vale would've been interesting if purely for the football fact nerds. >As for other English teams? We can only think of two others who aren't named after the place they come from. There's Port Vale, who reside in the Burslem area of Stoke-on-Trent - although there are several places called Port Vale in the Potteries region. And there's west London's Queen's Park Rangers, who are named after Queens Park in north-west London, where most of the team's players lived at the time of the club's inception. >But strictly speaking, Arsenal are the only league club in England not named after a geographical location.
>southkwabtonWe can win
>>153797027Wasn’t arsenal’s original name called dial square?
>>153797054Yeah but it's defunct now, they were talking about purely current clubs. That said it's from a few years ago before Hashtag United existed.
Southampton away would have been very tricky in the past, maybe not so much these days.
Holy shit, it's going to be a quadruple Arsenal vs Man City season, isn't it?
>>153797107Hashtag are not a league club. There's loads of non league shitter teams not named after a place.
>>153797225For me it’s metropolitan police fc
Ain't o denying it now boys the riggi is in
>>153797182When did we last get a result there?My memories of that place are all bad
Southampton away isn't that easy a draw to be fair. By then they could be out of realistic playoff contention and so just focus on the FA Cup. Definitely should still beat them so not saying otherwise to that but it's not a given.
>>153797808For me it's still the 'Lovejoy' FA Cup final goal Also he was sensational at the Bernabeu Genuinely started off at the bottom as well, 14 years old he had to clean 4 pairs of boots every day (3 of the senior players and then his own)
>>153797808Parlour was class
>memehampton
Don't want to jinx it but west ham seem to have finally found some form and bowen is back scoring again. Leading up to the city game with city coming off a devastating draw and pep being banned. The perfect storm is brewing.
just saw the arsenal last season home kit at adidas at 50% off for like 59$ and didn't buy it. regretting my decision already....the blue stripes are a bit tacky but it still looks decent.
>>153797973And theyre playing for something big, its not just anudda game to meander in the middle.
ok how are the semis decided? as in who can we possibly face? too many draws this year...
https://youtu.be/2-BFi8pZaLkBroccoli
>>153798474>how are the semis decided?Balls in pot
>>153793526>Had Ødegaard been fit this season we would already be slippingFixed.
>>153794963The OG Gabriel.Vito Mannone.Poland's Proud Krystian Bielik.
>>153798743fugg.. ty
>>153794963oh boy where do i start lol >oleg luzhny>igor stepanovs>gilles grimandi>junichi inamoto>park>zelalem>pereztheres so so sooooooooo many
>>153798416I think theyre nice, bit of a throwback to dreamcast with that blue.
>>153794963ignasi miquel
>>153794963Jakub kiwior
you now remember Fran Merida and Jon Toral
Evan Mooney on his move to Arsenal......"The move here happened very quickly. I'd heard (Arsenal) were monitoring me, and when a club like Arsenal comes calling it's an opportunity you can't turn down. Telling my parents was emotional, they were so proud. I've sacrificed a lot of reach this stage, and moving away from home is a big step, but it was an incredible moment for all of us. Since joining, I've tried to take everything in my stride. It's a new city, new culture, new club, and that can be overwhelming, but everyone has been brilliant with me. "
S to spit on all the tottenham fans who will commit suicide upon their relegation.
>>153797973It's the biggest game of the season for us that we're nit playing in. And by us I do indeed mean fans, fuck the team and club.>hammers win>7 points clear and it's likely they'll be out of the relegation battle>hammers lose>we're fuckedNeed them to win, the season suspense is killing me. I need to see tottenham's official death to begin. Once they're 18th it's officially over for them. Clear 7 points will very, very likely win the title. That game means everything. Shame their defense is tragic though.
>>153797973At least Wet Spam has some conscience about playing a tax funded stadium in the damn championshipSpud players could care less playing in a financially stable club with state of the art facilities
>>153803993>monitoring
>>153794963Pascal Cygan
>>153797973could all be coming together but >we have the harder game at hand with Everton. Gotta concentrate on that first, plus the injuries from last week and only heaven knows who gets injured tomorrow.
>>153797973City will play like champions and beat their "impossible" gauntlet easily
we play neverkoosen tomorrow evening lads
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c8r1m4mr2k8o
>>153804466its just a game you fucking poof
>>153798416just use the chink 'fake' websites, basically the same product but for like 16 bucksI got this years away and third and they're very good quality and got no problems with the delivery
>>153794963big Phil Senderos
>So, main team news from training is that Trossard and Calafiori are involved despite going off at the weekend. Saliba returns following his ankle issue. Dowman and Salmon are the two youngsters involved from the start. Still no Odegaard or White." -Charles WattsOdegaard will get 1 more season to see if he's still good but looks like white gave it his all from the time he got here and his body can't handle it anymore. That timber injury his first season with us has been more and more devasting.
Mikel Arteta becomes the first manager in the history of PL to park the bus in opposition half
>>153805978youll live, im actually very surprised tottenham is so shit now, last season seemed exaggerated like mug, but alas
>>153794963upson and vivas
>>153806958Pundits lie and rival fans are happy to lap it up The good news is their beloved Spurs are getting FLUSHED
I need an Arsenal game now. I haven’t complained all day. It’s a strange feeling
You have to be a genuine retard to believe Spurs are getting relegated.
>>153807444Checked
>>153807444why? they are terrible and bigger sides have gone down
why are we playing the early slot tomorrow...
yes where are the /Kai Guys/
LTGSS>Spuds
the spurs players dont care at all
I've seen enoughI want El Bencho in our squad now
>>153808817>>153808813coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb lmaooooo
>spurs wont get relegated>ireland
The first goal was KWABOTY material but the next two are even worseJesus Fucking Christ
hahahahahhahahahatheres no way
>>153807444They could very well be done for.
We need a statue of Vinai
How the fuck did Spurs even make it this far?
need webms pls
oof >>153809245
>>153809258Ukraine is posting some in the Newcastle-Barca thread >>153809290
>>153809213>Villareal (W)>Bodø/Glimt pre-activation (D)>Monaco (D)>Coppenhagen (W)>PSG (L)>Slavia Praha (W)>Dortmund (W)>Frankfurt (W)They got the easiest draw everPSG was their only tough challenge and they destroyed them
>>153809307cheers la
forest west ham and leeds wouldnt be down 4-1
>>153807444Why come? Forest and West Ham are more used to this position and spurs don't have a proper manager unless they get desperate for dyche
>>153809290Just gifting teams goals now.
Also spuds haven't won a premier league game all year
tonali's another case of a mediocre 6/10 midfielder who's getting overly hyped cause he looks good.it's laughable that someone out there is suggesting a 100m price tag for this gambling addict.
lol that was a clear redwhy bail the spuds out?
spurs are the worst team in the league by some margin and theyre only 1 point from safety. theres no reason to think theyre above relegation
>>153809484Sandcastle already fleeced Liverpool with IsakFuck getting that gambling degen, that shit's locker room poison
>>153809484hes the italian danny drinkwater
>pissmal pocketed by lewis halleasiest CL ever for >us
>>153809594Genuinely think everyone felt too bad for Sp*ds
cheeky £20m bid for solanke this summer then
KWABSPUR
>>153809730Kek
>>153809853>Injecting Spud DNA onto our teamSHANT
Barca are pathetic cunts if I may say. I hope Newcastle win
>>153810054They slighted my man DroThey will pay
>>153805938>115%THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>153810054Aren't Newcastle one >our side of the draw? I would very much like to avoid facing them. Sp*ds and maybe Lelsea are the only English teams I'd have any hope against.
ALL IN ON EL BENCHO
Spuds getting MASHED
Oh dear oh dear
solanke clearly trying to hurt that ladpathetic, impotent rage
>>153810149Yes they are and I do agree. They look decent enough but lack end product.
wow, before the game my thoughts were about Spudz giving some fucks about performing in the champions league, absolutely horrifying performance
>semis vs sandcastleLolwut
>>153807444kek
>>153810779I’d rather face barca desu going by their performance tonight
>pillock
>Headbutting each otherKWAB
>>153810879Same, newcastle are too bogey, worried about barca playing 12 vs 11 with ref's on their side though
Where's that jeet bumsdalefag at??
>BumsdaleClassicHe can't even be a good agent for onceAgent Woj will deliver
>>153811042Its so wild that we got money for him.
I think we need to see max again
Would've we been better off if we kept emi? I like Raya but stop unnecessarily being caught off your line and be more consistent with ball distribution ffs
cant wait til lameme yameme gets his acl exploded
>>153811198No.
>>153811192I feel if we get the major trophy drought out the way, arteta might give him a lot more playing time next season and allow the team to express themselves more
>>153811213why did he do it
>>153811230tactical foul
>>153811213this would be a yellow card vs the arse
https://youtu.be/oJHIywBPxWo?si=WvC9hAR9CVLs4rWM
>>153811245ok well it cost them champo
>>153811267>click the vid>black person over the top reacting to get views>close the vid
>>153811291The CP loss reactions seemed so inauthentic, especially when spurs scored the first goal, who tf does over the top celebrations after 35 mins, usually I just do a fist pump and get cautious about arteta telling the team to go into their shell after a first half goal
>>153811334why watch anyone reacting to anything it’s all complete garbage and fake
I unironically feel sorry for tha spurs keeper
>>153811638i kinda feel bad for them too sometimes. but then i remember the man shitty game and it all disappears without a single trace of empathy
>>153811638>>153811725when i had my first kid i started legit getting choked up when sporting events end and it shows the losing teams players
>>153811748i know what youre saying but it still depends on who the losing team is especially in they lose to us
>>153811638Hilariously it reminded me of Runarsson (ynr) against City.
i dont see spurs getting any points the rest of the season
kek
>4:45amGood thing i didnt sleep well last night (cause i thought the game was today derp and was restless for the ever so exciting arteta way of trying to win by 1 goal) so might as well try and go to bed 7:30 latest with Madrid vs City afterwards
>>153811748heh, gone soft have you
>>153811638My head instantly replayed that Mahrez free kick that one-shotted our poor Icelandic prince.
>>153814658I’m convinced arsenal fans suffer from a weird form of masochism
>>153811638Me too, I heard he hadn't started since fucking October. Don't know if true but if it is, what the fuck was Tudor thinking?
>>153819161It’s true. Very poor from tudor. 2 slips is wild but the second was a defender fuck up. Maybe im Being a faggot but I just thought it was cuntish. I didn’t even laugh while watching it I just shook my head.Maddest shit I’ve ever seen happen tbqdesu
no injuries, no stupid cards, no comedy defending and pls no owen goals working against us, pls Arsenal, just one stress free win.
2026/27 home kit
>>153819362pass - although be me more inclined to buy some actual merch if Arsenal win something big this season.
>>153819362>deenKill myself
>>153819362I like it. Away kit is nice though.
>>153819362ass
>>153819311as if you dont know already
>>153819401every game is traumatizing at this point even with zero expectations, no matter what cup competition (except for the who cares cup but then again >we are in the final now vs City so that’s another huge physiological must win game).
>>153819362
If sharteta forces gibraltargaard back into this team like he did gaysus in the 22/23 season >we'll not winning any trophy
>>153819425He is injured until April so no worries anon, title will be long decided by then.
>>153819435>He is injured until April Yeah but watch him get rushed back
>>153819506dude missed like 40% of the season already and was nearly shit in every game he played. He will be fit for the next international break and hopefully gets match fit there and if not he won’t play an integral part in >our push for the league and whatnot either way, fit or unfit.
>>153819555I'm at a point where idc what happens to him, just don't want to see him start or play for >us ever again
>>153819362Eh, it's like a 5/10 at best.
>>153819388Not if it's that other blue kit I saw. Dunno why the "sorta-yellow" is potentially third kit. Just give us a regular yellow/blue combo because it has been years and the radioactive zebra one (although retroactively iconic) doesn't count.
>>153819606if rumors are to be trusted the club are finally moving on from him & White. Shame about Ben though because >we basically ruined his body in season where >we ultimately won nothing, but it is what it is. Depending on how he plays/stays injury free (or not) I’d put Kai in the same bracket.
>It is the question few have found an answer to: how do you stop Arsenal scoring from corner kicks?>The Gunners have scored 16 goals from corners this season - already the joint most in a Premier League season - as they continue to lead the charge for the title.>But maybe a solution has been found by Kidderminster Harriers in National League North, the sixth tier of English football.Lads, yet another Arsenal corner article.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpw0e9l7lvyo
how many tonight?
>>153819872>somehow, palpatine scored a setpiecewe take em to the corner shopwhere they can lick a lolipop
>>1538200621 goal2 assmotm
>>153819409my father feigns indifference, but if i ask him who is sucking during a match he gives me this look
>>153819872If teams leave more attackers out of the box to counter, it just means an Arsenal player is more likely to win the header and score. The only real counter to great set-piece delivery and aerial presence is to congest the box and make everyone grapple each other, which is exactly what happens. Then Arsenal get the blame for it even though it's a problem directly caused by the opposition trying to nullify our gameplan. A bit like how Arsenal get the blame for playing boring football even though it's a direct consequence of teams setting up in a way that deliberately limits our passing options and forces us to play sideways/backwards.
>>153820478ironically i think itd be to get out of the box and let keeper punch it out for a counter, if you man mark youre part of the congestion, and in 90% of cases keep is obstructed by own player lmao, in other cases hell draw a foul, nobody has the cojones to do it
>>153819872in fairness at least this time the suggestion is that teams use tactics or lateral thinking to win, rather than the rules should be changed until Arsenal stop winning or I'm taking the ball home.
>>153819912keep in mind spuds have spent 1 billion in the last five years turning themselves into relegation fodder.but of course the problem is "the owners lack ambition" and "other teams buying the league while we pay off our stadium".
>>153819872Idk if this about Jon Obi Mikel awful take that we cheat. Considering we have the second highest goal scoring record from open play. He wouldn't be complaining about considering Chelsea have 19 goals out of their 53 (35% of their goals) vs us 22 out of 59 goals (37% of our goals) ctfu.
lineuphttps://x.com/Arsenal/status/2031769658349522956
>>153821307>fartismellisheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>153821350Martinelli is fantastic in CL
>>153821307>gaya>timberrrr>saliva>gaybriel>handicap>shite>whobamendi>easy>soccer>shartinelli>jokeres
>>153821307Here I was about to check the line up at 16:45 like a muppet
>>153821422>jokeresmore like >wigged traffic cone
Who the fuck is Ranson btw?
>>153821448>white not totally deadNice
>>153821405id literally play calcioflory there instead, marti is a mong, he better lock in cos he was fuckin owned by some mansfield chumps
>>153821526Brother, literally fucking everyone was owned by some mansfield chump that day, including Calafiori. Martinelli had an assist and could have had at least two more if Madueke wasn't just as inconsistent at scoring goals as literally every other fucking player in this club.
pls no ghosting from Eze and Gyökeres, also preferably would love the front three plus Eze to score, 4-1 or 4-0 pls to the Arsenal, thanks :)
>>153821526Don’t be a stupid burger and embrace your inner bong for 90 minutes
>>153821672
>>153821448i love hincapie but am feeling really sad that calafiori is shitting the bed often lately when he comes on. he was much better at the start of the season.
>>153821838Arteta's "Starters and Finishers" quote applies not only to in-game tactics but to also to season-long tactics. Remember Hincapie was ass at the beginning.
>Full strengthI dont like this...Someone is limping off injured
>>153821781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uWXpDwXOUA>he doubts my inner bongi will now grace you with the best oi song of all time
hincapie celebrated giving chelsea a last minute corner he couldve avoided iirc
>>153819435>He is injured until AprilThis is the best news I've heard today
>>153821915That's just par for the course these days tbf. Hell, Mansfield took 2.
Cheese and onion PringlesCathedrals cheeseStellax4Comfy goyslop
(one for the older posters) If everyone could please stand for the official /arse/ anthem...https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1twh0p :]
>>153821920Very based
>>153821876I only remember Hincapie being great from the start
>>153822034similar to me but i have crackers with cream cheese and cured meats
>>153821876Hincapie is too loopy and aggressive not to flourish in this league. Not everyone is cut out for it, as you know
>>153822073Tidy
>>153822034>a block of cheese >no spicy variation pringlesI’m giving you the pass for the Stella but otherwise I’m very disappointed.
pundits talking about saka looking focused when he's probably just thinking about an argument he had with his missus before the game, i know that look
>>153822046I still hear "Ledley's knee will survive" in my head whenever I see King somehwere
>>153822104cathedral city is elite>all turkish refereesits over lads
>not a single good stream
>>153822116cracksports dot mequality is very mid though
>>153822046I remember this song
HERE WE GO LADS
>Bakaffs it hasn't even been 20 fucking seconds
>>153822116Skill issue
I'll skip the first half...I can't subject myself to lego man's terroristic tactics
lads any streams? the usual one doesn't load
great play vik
>>153822157No at least watch the first 10 minutes when we actually attack
>>153822157its champions league, usually much better when we dont have to play vs park the bus ball
Holy fuck, that might be the first time someone wrestled Gyokeres and actually got called out for it
>>153822163Get on the iptv wave already
Saka should have a pop here
>air raid sirenare the germans ok?
>>153822169europe is different>>153822149:(
At least it's a shot
robbed :^)
Gyokeres is terrorising them
andrich might get sent off soon lmao
>Krauts are suicidal
>>153822178TWICE in fact. Might have gotten a second yellow on a different day.
should've been a 2nd yellow
>>153822184the fix is in
>rice
>>153822046Fucking hell I forgot about Holtby
>>153822198was inevitable VAR hasn't fucked us in weeks
5 minutes in and I can tell this ref is complete shit.
>conceding a shot on target alreadyDisgusting
Away fans making a lot of noise
>saka
Bukayo pls...
Not a fan of early European matches Remember that bizarre one when the Queen died and at half time they had to announce it, the deadest second half vibe to a match since the Ramsey leg break (2-1 against Zurich, she would've loved that)
STREAM PLEASE
I unironically like the ucl more it’s an actual football game instead of cagey 22 men ufc contest
>>153822239
>>153822046>>153822211
>>153822239>>153822127read the thread chud
>>153822239Vipleague dot ws
>>153822247This is why its the best competition
>>153822253
>>153822237Even more memorable than the Queen dying was it was the only goal Marquinhos scored for us in that game.
Martinelli actually does the same thing Ødegaard does 90% of the time
>>153822254Being in the top four leagues of England they meant Give it 3 seasons and that will be in peril
Saka bro….
>no shots on goal >no goal for Arsenal Arteta PLS
big gabi calm down the ref is a prick
having some backlava with arabic coffee and watching the arsenal in the ucl, guess life can be half decent sometimes lads
looks like a premier league midweek game vs midtable fc
>>153822255thank you anon
>GoobrielFUCKING LOCK IN YOU CUNT
>>153822281Hope iran doesn’t bomb you bro I will miss u
Football's still shit wey
These Turkish immigrants doing my nut already
Dreadful game
Passing it to gyok was causing them problems but they're not passing to him anymore
Arsenal should sign Mazadona from Leverkusen this summer before his fee goes up after the world cup
Gyok more like cock
>>153822324Eze just tried. Might be the first ball through the middle I've seen go towards Gyokeres since the Kairat game.
>>153822304well they almost did since we live a bit close to the murican embassy.
paramount+ finally has the small pop out viewer so i can watch and post
>>153822266He really was an odd signing. Looked great on his debut then degraded before our very eyes.
>ynr all the people who died after Ramshit scored
Fucking martinelli man
FUUUUUCKHOW
how come arsenals best player is named soccer
fugg...
>>153822343It’s so tiresome. When we play through the middle we are always dangerous. So that’s why we always go wide I guess
FUCK
>>153822350that shit is doing my head in on the youtube app on my iphone, sometimes it works but most of the time it doesn’t and swapping between apps and your music stops is awful (just like this game).
>KAPOWgyökeres/havertz/bossard would've buried that
Wow that would have been a good goal
how do none of you bury that
OI WENGABUY A PROPA LEFT WINGA
>trollbarThe buildup was so nice...
>>153822381bro half the time it works fine then the other half it closes the video and tells you to buy youtube pro or whatever
>buy the only two brazilians forwards who can't finishhmm
>>153822364>Ramsey killed more people in a year than ebola Fucken based
What the hell did Rice do there. Basically presenting the shot for Leverkusen
>>153822374Problem is >we need to be quick to play though the middle and >we are fucking anything but. Even when >we have the chance to counter, >we just stand around because no one bothers to actually commit. The CL is usually where we get to see this stuff a bit more but looks like the team isn't really up for it today sadly. >We've treating them like a league club and just letting them take as many shots as they want and it might just be only a matter of time until one just goes in.
>>153822350can't you just right click on the stream window then select small window view or whatever? works sometimes for me when there isn't a pop up player.
>>153822426Didn’t read
>>153822402I tried literally everything, at this point I’m sure it’s intentional.>Smellinelligod fucking damn
>>153822428you couldnt before but they fixed it recently
>chin on gabby
I cannot stand hearing this woman speak
SHOT ON TARGETI REPEATWE HAVE A SHOT ON TARGET
>>153822426Chill lad we’re alright.
>>153822449He’s a tough lad he’ll be fine
It’s pronounced hincapie
whats irelands problem
>shartinelli
How can Hincapie start, isn't he on loan?
whos singing the pierrooo hincapieee? is it us or the home fans? obvs it should be us but it seems a bit too loud and the bayer fans seem to still love him.
>>153822469I'm not worried about this game like I would be for a league game. I'm just saying >we look limp for a CL game.
>lose posession and get cardeda fartinelli classic
>fartinsmelly
>>153822488He’s very emotional our paddy
>>153819396Man, can this guy play the bass guitarRespect
>Ricelmao
>>153822520Done him
Rice and pea
oh boy the pass back virus finally infected saka as well
>>153822535he love a fat back yano
>>153822520Based angloid showing continent fags
>>153822545>plenty of space on the right side with eze and viktor supporting him>passes back insteadclassic
>No ball boysWhy are Germans so poor bro
This team looks knackered...It's not looking good bruvs...Zubi looks like he needs a month vacation
utter shite
where's muh boy merino?
>>153822594Norgaardbros…. Our time is coming
We are so fucking boring to watch it's unreal.
>>153822630so were city but they won a treble and 4 in a row
gyokeres having a "mare"
gyökeres is the donkey that havertz loves
>saka gets the ball behind his man>he stops and waits until his man catches up>passes backwards
It’s all about the ball speed SHUT UP WOMAN
>gyok plays it out for a throw on both sides in 50 seconds
AWFUL BORING TEAM
>>153822630We miss our captain
>>153822619>NorgaardDid he make a pass at Artetas wife? Why does megamind hate squad rotation
>>153822661Really wish they'd be played together more
this match is fucking shit
Gyökeres should just play his game. Take the ball and force it into the net.
I finally gave in and bought a paramount+ subscription cause all my usual streams were dead...and I already have buyers' remorse
>>153822696my dude at least two people posted stream in this thread are you that thick
>>153822704Where
i genuinely think gabriel is starting to see some effects of CTE after constantly heading the ball
Eze has some silks and can of course do something magical but he’s so lazy and doesn’t look a threat at all. I’ll reiterate again that he’s not an attacking midfielder and plays better off the striker or within a pair. I think martinelli would flourish there too.System is poor imo and doesn’t get the best out of our players imo.>first and last whinge from me unless we concede
>rushing home from work to watch THIS
>>153822686Unfortunately whenever he does get the ball, he's nowhere near the goal. He should probably still go for it cause it'd be lols
>>153822719he got smashed in the face earlier in the game
>>153822718>>153822127>>153822256
>>153822720I agree. I want to see Eze play on the wing with freedom to drift inside. You want him to get the ball close to the oppositions penalty area. Never earlier.
Absolutely sluggish
>>153822735yea that probs also played a part in it
>>153822720>Eze has some silks and can of course do something magicalHe has two good matches vs Tottenham. He's shit in the rest of the games.He's also 27 which is something I think most people don't know. He's not a youngster.Plus >we got him for 80 fucking million Euros.
>>153822738>Nigga gave shekels to the jew instead of opening his eyeballs
Arsenal pls SCORE
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzźzzzzzzz
>BakaOn my mother's life, he is playing against us
>>153822757You used to get ronaldo for 80 big ones lok
rice should have taken the shot himself instead of playing saka
grim stuff
>>153822757He scored goals against Tottenham. I don't think he was much better in the build up though
>>153822738It's only $8 brev, also Saka having a dreadful game
dogshit football from both sides tbqh
ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE MANTHIS FUCKING CLOWN
Saka is such a useless greedy cunt
wow saka needs to go offthis is getting embarrassing
should just be running down the wings hoping for corners this slow buildup isn't working with saka shitting the bed constantly
>>153822783Must-Pass-Sideways
kill saka, dropkick saka, slam saka into the concrete, throw saka off a rooftop, shoot saka with a 50 cal at point blank.
Blacka
Saka my cocka please
>Get new contract>Regress to a championship playerStory of this club
dowman would be better than any of these shitters, what slow cuck play
saka when he's not shit>my christian brothersaka when he's shit>ooga booga
BUKRAPPO STINKA WHAT A GOAL!!!
>Gaya
Game should be over with the martinelli chance. They're not very good leverkusen. They're just sitting back and soaking up pressure most of the time despite being the home team.
>A minimum of 2 added minutes>MINIMUMReferee blows after 1 minute and 50 seconds. Nothing would probably happen but this makes me seethe everytime.
>>153822831This desu
HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE >OUR STARBOY
>>153822846meanwhile barca got added added time and then a pen
Aieeeeeeee do something la
>>153822783>X should have taken the shot themselves instead of playing YHas been the case for so long that it's practically just expected these days. Player W gets in the box and has a clear shot but passes it sideways to X who has a slightly worse chance but a chance nevertheless passes it to Y who has a small chance and shouldn't really go for it who passes to Z who has no fucking chance whatsoever who gets dispossessed or gets a throw or just kicks it out for a goal kick. It's basically a fucking formality at this point.
Spurs will stay up and Arsenal won't win a single trophy.
>>153822861arteta must think they're not good enough to beat the keeper so they have to take an extra pass to catch him off guardnever score lucky deflections (outside of saka against brighton) because of this mentality
>best chance of the game falling to Nogoaltinelli>no corners for Arsenal to head one in>Eze>Saka>basically the whole attack awful, just awful
>>153822872arse bros.. how do we respond?
>>153822872>tf>tpspurs is not the only thing going down buddy...
meh, leverkusen will crack in the second half
>>153822831Problem is he's been shit since the back end of last season but no one is calling him out because he's "Starboy"...and now he's got the armband.
>>153822888we're not hiding in a bunker in diapers from a war we started
>>153822857Nigger you're top of the leagueStop moaning
>>153822861And when they have a bad shooting chance with a teammate completely free next to them they decide to shoot straight at the closest defender instead of passing. The decision-making in this squad attacking wise is horrible. No wonder Arteta tells them exactly what to do.
>>153822900just pointing out reality>>153822897calling players out doesn't make them good the only solution is for arteta to drop them and try them again later
>>153822888It might happen. So answer with a "maybe"
>>153822872Ohnonono bros
Saka isn’t quick enough to do that instep and shot anymore unless he’s playing someone dreadful. I’m sick of Arteta playing wrong footed wide players in the wrong position.Switch mart and saka over and watch more fluid and quick counter attacking play.>get ball on wing. Flap around and hesitate, looking to cut in and eventually play back inside infront of a whole team set up bloc>get ball on wing and fuck it in the box quick time like Newcastle did last night.It’s wrong. It’s all wrong imo
i know Football Has Evolved and tactics changed and whatever but it's still so insane to me that this club that was known for quick one touch passing and fluid movement for years is so fucking static and dog shit on the ball
>>153822919You have it good if this is your team is a reality too
>>153822935>buy striker that needs crosses to score>play inverted wingers and cbs at full back
>>153822885I think it's Arteta trying to maximise his odds because he's talked about that before but he somehow doesn't realise that at the end of the day someone actually has to take the first shot instead of being the 4th in line for it. So we get to watch every single player, except Gyokeres even though he's started to do it too now which is HIGHLY worrying, take 1) a minimum of 4 touches before doing anything and 2) pass sideways constantly and 3) not even take a shot when they can and take a shot when they shouldn't. >>153822909>No wonder Arteta tells them exactly what to do.My man, Arteta has been telling these players what to do for 6 or 7 fucking years. At some point he has to start taking some responsibility.
>>153822872>jew inside enemy lines My names Keith Starmer and im Hampstead heath unless you remove yourself. You absolutely stink
>>153822953unironically
>>153822888Anulo mufa
I SHOULD HAVE SKIPPED THE FIRST HALFRAMADAN IS OVER AND STILL PLAYING HARAM BALL
gotta get that CB sent off
Jesus fucking Christ. Fall Asleep FC right from the fucking start. Thank fuck for Raya
>>153822872Solve this trolley problem for me...Our last game is against West Ham...We need a win to win the league, but if we lose or draw, Spurs get relegated
christrayagoat tho
well that's that then
RAYAGOATRAYAGOATRAYAGOATRAYAGOATRAYAGOATRAYAGOATRAYAGOATRAYAGOATRAYAGOAT
Kekeroo maybe now these limp wristed mental midgets will wake the fuck up
yeah >we fucked - no way >we score two goals this game.
Based play by leverkursen that
beaten at their own game lmaoset piece FC winning 0 corners
>
>>153823046nvm lmao
Absolutely disgraceful start to the second half
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153823059Welp.
of course it's the fella that should've been sent off kek jej lel
>>153823042>Thank fuck for RayaYou know, I thought about counter-jinxing myself but I figured what was the point. >We look so fucking lazy that it looked inevitable. Hell of a half time talk Arteta must have given. Also, all the memes from the Leverkusen socia media admin was so on point lmao. They've hidden all the light switches and Arteta's fucking done.
I can't even remember the last time we've been a goal down
just my luck I start supporting arsenal and they start playing like embarrassing garbage :(
will Eze get slaughtered for that defending like Odegaard did a few weeks ago?
>>153823093Chelsea away
>>153823107everyone here thinks they are both shit
>>153823104what is it about the general psyche of the leafs that you all need attention this badly? you will post anything for a (you), on any board, at any time. its really strange
>>153823109No I just checked it was Man Utd, late January. Impressive stat
>>153822896kwab
bring on madookie at 60
our passing have been so inaccurate this game i don't understand how
>>153822896They definitely cracked on, that's for sure
lose this tie but win the leaguedo you take it
>>153768860>Eternal ArsenalMore like Eternal losers Arsenal
Nice to see we've really upped our game since going behind. Moving the ball around at glacial pace and waiting 10 seconds to make a pass is really stirring stuff.
>guy who should've been sent off scored their only chance >martinelli misses the easiest chance of the game
>>153823160no
Oh good. Here comes to the no brain constant clearances upfield even though >we have 11 players defending. Usually that only starts when >we're one goal up for at 0-0
I see some fans saying that we're going to win the league, when this team plays like this....every single game is sweaty, like playing FIFA 15 back in the day, and you couldn't feel safe because you knew the script would kick in and cost you the win
Bring in Max you coward
>>153823126we don't sign our posts here
>muh superbenchand it's just filled with the absolutely most slop players
they call him 20 touches martinelli
>Saka>Giving the ball away the second there's a defender in front of himName a more iconic duo. Especially this game. It must have happened at least a dozen times by now.
genuinely might be the worst i've ever seen saka play
Shartinelli's shot is the shot of a man that does not want to score.
Ah yes, the good 'ol horseshoe.
>>153823233>>153823237hes gotta get subbed, preferably 45 minutes ago
They're putting 4 players on saka lol
>>153823270being able to do that shows how unthreatening the rest of the team are
Saka jogs like an old man
>>153823160as opposed to what? lose this AND the league?obviously >we will never win the CL. not with this completely fucking anemic attack. Arteta's obsession with controlling games and defense is well and good, but if you're attack relies on gyokeres, martinelli, and saka... do i need to go on?and to answer your question no, no matter what it's unforgiveable to exit the cl at this stage... If they win the league that's great, but not at the cost of an early exit. not after topping the group stage. the psychological damage would be too deep.
Should've scored on this set piece
did he chest that
madueke will solve this lock, i BELIEVE.
arteta making a smart sub for once
Et tu, Hincapie? Also gee, it only took a whole fucking hour Arteta, you clown
>SakaSTINKER AND HOOKED
>play like total shit>losing>walk off slowly when subbed
>>153823137thank you for reading the thread farteta
They're simply better
>>153823323>>153823322saka shouldve been given the Kinksy treatment. off after 15 minutes
>Madueke on for maybe 60 seconds>Already a cross into the box that was half dangerousFucking Bukayo cunting Baka
>>153823347wouldve got him off and gotten arteta firedbased
>>153823160The league is much more important that the yuro FA cup
>300k a weekBrother, you need to at least win a golden boot to warrant these sorts of wages as an attacker
Jesus fucking Christ man. Saka is off for like 2 minutes and >we've looked infintiely more dangerous. Like, fucking genuinely more dangerous in 2 minutes than the 59 minutes Saka was on. Ridiculous.
Where is the new thread you homosexuals?
Saka should be investigated for age fraud
>>153823382anyone who has played footy has had that one faggot on their team that you know will probably never pass the ballsuddenly you stop making runs, stop getting up the field etc because you know its better to just save your energy for the inevitable possession loss.thats saka
>raya
>>153823393this dogshit football doesn't warrant a new thread.
I don't rate Saka (never have)
This was a game for Havertz
At least Raya's having a bit of fun. Maybe the only player out there having fun right now.
>>153823393>page 2
saka is garbage
we used to watch wengerball
new>>153823460>>153823460>>153823460
Arteta really is just like Pep. Game cries for subs, Arsenal hasn't created anything in 20 minutes
falling sleep
We are not winning the league. I'll tell you that for free.
>>153823412>anyone who has played footy has had that one faggot on their team that you know will probably never pass the ball99.99% of the time that coincided with said plauer thinking he's better than everyone else on the pitch/county/planet. Insufferable person off the pitch too. Saka's got better PR I guess.
this the part you pathetic losers cope that is the away game, 0-1 can be reversed, and that Leverkusen is underrated
>>153823472yes of course. bonus points for fouling teammates at practice
How is that a foul and how the fuck is it a booking??? He kicked zubimendi
Looking kinda low key grim, innit.
>>153823497Also bonus points for bizarrely being good mates with someone who is generally well liked and has some influence in the group It is what it is I suppose.
>>1538234740-1 can't be reversed?
>>153823544weird that this archetype transcends borders and timesaka must be insufferable
IT'S FUCKING OVERFOCUS ON THE FA CUP AND THE CARABAO CUPONLY A DOUBLE IS POSSIBLE
Best team in Europe mind>play it back to raya and let 10 men get behind the ballKEK
Also remember when Arteta said get on the boat and they played one game dynamic attacking football to bounce back and then immediately went back to playing horse shit and never stopped
DIVEUEKE
>Man City out of the CLThey'll go on a winning run in the PL while Arsenal are getting Bodo Glimt'd in Europe.Another season of winning no major trophies!
