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Albon looks like that British guy that talks about space and shit on BBC shows
>Martin brundle chasing celebs Pathetic
>PS3 DNS Is this a McLaren or a Mercedes kwab?
Thread is moving so fast nobody will notice me confessing to drinking a bunch of milk despite me being lactose intolerant
>>153774127mercedes
Why does this sound like a non English language?
WIND , please
>>153774127Australia kwab
GIRT BY SEA
LOOK AT THE FUCKING HEIGHT OF THIS BITCH HOLY SHIT
someone post the aussie land acknowledgment picture now
why dont i understand a single word from this WOMAN's singing
dubs and KWABKINOsingles and KWABKINO
lets go bortolento!
Why is this whore essentially naked?
Who hired the bitch with Asthma
nigga got a digereedoo
amx...
Everyone will crash out but alonso. slow and steady wins the race
8 DNFCHECK 'EM
>>153774169She could perform Death by Snusnu
Fucking nonce
Finally a Germvn driver leading the rvce
WHO'LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME?
that anthem was fucking awful wtf
those are son pancake tits
Checo on points
HAMILTON INTO THE WALL
i fucking HATE fat brownIRGC please kill him
Common Piastri L
chances of max winning...?
Sharl Eclaire is gonna win it boys check em (verification not required)
merc double dnfferrari double podiumor hadjar podium
Which driver will stall?
now for the real australian national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKqriTRYInY
How many DNFs today, /f1/? CALL IT NOW.
It's gonna be a shitshow T1 right?
ROLLING FOR FIRST LAP FUCKING CARNAGE
>>153774221show some respect
>>153774204>everyone crashes>Aston Shartin unable to finish minimum laps under the time limit
that is the most jewish man i've ever seen
Checo will DNF I feel it coming
why do so many faggots rush to make a new thread, we should just have one person that keeps doing it only.
>>153774235real status?
>SWEET MEMES ARE MADE OF THIS
>>153774229Zak Brown is a plant to make Hamilton look likable by comparison.
>>153774222trips of truth
>National anthem isn't about warGay.
>>153774242only 12 cars finish
>>153774244niggee dead checkem
i hope checo scores some points
max sounds like he's been up all night in a gay bathouse
>>15377424215
This is actually disgusting. I hate that our world today is ok with this. She's a filthy degenerate.
>>153774255which
rolling for BIG JUAN
>>153774242more than 8
>>153774266hasnt workedhate them botb
>>153774244Hopefully yes. Lots of fiery death crashes and EV fsggotry canceled forever
>>15377424217
>nui is left handedInteresting
welcome back, f1-anon
Piastri fans really deserved it after all the trash I had to read from them last year.
new meme format
pavementprawn dhansakfightstarparsiqbouldering
>>153774288its as good as it gets down under
>>153774288lol flat saggers
fuck yeah get the lewds going
FATBOY SLIM
>>153774288saggy tits but she has 3 kids so it's okay
>>153774242well, we got to know what we're callin' it for
/heem/ vs /f1/ is night and day, if you get my meaning
>my stream is 1-2mins ahead some guys hereRare
one paulo motoyo
>>153774311Thanks babe
fuck toto
>>153774288Why does she have pancakes for tits?Also now I'm craving pancakes ffs
>they are like real racing cars againToto is such a lying cheating piece of shit, Jesus Christis this what happens when Jews raise a gypsy?
holy fuck just start th race already
>These cars are more conventionalFuck this romanian jew torger
just logging in. time to watch a piastri home podium
>>153774257The gravel traps are calling him. He can't refuse.
MERC can not go within a meter of each otherTEAM ORDERS
>>153774345I'm sure it won't conk out when interesting stuff starts to happen
>>153774242At least 7 DNFs
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>153774136All we are having our semi-weekly dose
>>153774337RIGHT HERERIGHT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Htaq4HoDog
>>153774288>Third world darkie Incel is offended by some bitch showing her barely there cleavage>Is in thread where people post risque half naked sluts during racesfuck off retard
>>153774345probably just takes a minute to post
10 BINGSGET YOUR SNACKS
Can't wait for Piastri to win his home GP.
>mercedeswinslol
So we're all expecting Hamilton to win right?
when did we start hating on toto wtf
>>153774355how fat and virgin are you?
dubs for dnfs
>>153774388AMX is going to win
Digits is number of drivers who finish the race
>>153774241no, it's thishttps://streamable.com/mhmbwg
>darkies in Audi ads nowgrim
>>153774391when he took over merc
I got cheese balls and bepis
Of course its a coincidence that just tonight i cant sleep and fuck up my sleep scheduleIts a coincidence, i didnt subconsciously fuck my life up once more
>>153774391newfag
>>153774396I'm 90kg and had sex with your sister and your mom lmao
>>153774400lol
dubs for Hadjar podium
>>153774399DUDUDUDUMAX VERSTAPPENALSO CHECKED
>>153774400>00YES
>>153774391always havealways will
The season of George is going to be so kino.
it's gonna get ugly
>Audi double pointsFINNER COOM
>>153774400KINO INCOMING
NO REFUNDS ON OP MERCH
>>153774380>some bitch showing her barely there cleavageI'm particularly bothered by her showing her pierced nipples
>>153774400Please happen, it would be so fucking funny
>>153774400TOTALF1DEATH
>>153774255his ears are inline/above his eyes, so no hes not
>>153774400welp lol
>>153774400My god...
fuck this gay earth. i dont even want to watch this shit race anymore.
hello police? i want to report a murder... yeah the perpetrator is still here >>153774421
Digits and formation lap crash
start the fucking race already
total merc death
ps3 will NEVER win a wdc lmao
Wtf why isn't this on ESPN?
Red flag first lap
what happened to PS3
>>153774400Make it so.
>>153774255You would suck in the Jewish or Italian drinking game
>next race>Chinese Grand Prix>2 am Yeah fuck that
>>153774288>https://youtu.be/NtB_jvznaNMMournful tits.
>>153774386based me
>>153774400Race of the Century confirmed
Do you guys have a stream link, fuck Globo.
i only ever watch the first race of the season so this better be good
Almost tried to get into F1 until I realized I would have this disgusting freak shoved in my eyeballs every 5 minutes.NO THANKS
How can you hate this face?
How do UK networks get by doing only a few ads? Both the US and them are run by jews...
HULK IS OUTI REPEAT, HULK IS OUT
>>153774288Absolutely urgayntino
On a scale from 1 to 10, how angry will he be this race?
>>153774481it's over. :(
>>153774485https://freestreams-live1b.pk/skysportsf1-stream1/
Race predictions?
Still laughing lads, thousands of melbournefags just had their precious day ruined, as they deserve
AMD AMX
>>153774400whew lad, make this happen
Can we have an Exposure poll before the first race has even been run?
>>153774401https://ualuealuealeualebatman.ytmnd.com/
>>153774288>that sagHoly shit imagine how fucking hard those kids sucked those tits
>>153774480based venture brothers enjoyer
>DUN DUN DUN....
>>153774502[lust provoking .mp4]
>>153774463why do this to the fishy
>>153774487please be nicer to your director of the FBI
>BRABHAM FAN CAR MENTIONED
>>153774494If they did points for all places they'd get rid of this shit.Just let them fix it and go back in the race and get some points.Supercars mogs F1 with this shit.
DUN DUN DUN
>>153774502the race was won in the boardroom meeting that decided on the regulations that favours mercedes.
>>153774499He's like Villeneuve at the end of his career, just out to lunch
>>153774485Sportv3 is broadcasting it too I guessin any case "ayy see ztrimz"
>>153774463>Another raceftfy
once again i pray for total mercedes death
LIFT ME UPLIFT ME UP
Is Nico out?
>>153774502source?
>propaganda ad putting new regs in a positive wayKANKER
>>153774503more like ""they"" sabotaged him so lando could get ahead of him
>>153774543I AM OBAMA
>>153774503Melbourne is hosting several event today, including the F1 GP and Moomba. Literally nobody (but me) is home in Melbourne right now.
good morning i hate women
>>153774400we dem boyz
Where the FUCK is everyone
The pozzed era of f1 ends and the super pozzed era of f1 begins
>>153774288craving fried eggs nailed to a wall for some reason
So, is Hulk out?
>nubank is a sponsor for mercedesWhy is a Brazilian bank wasting money like this?
>>153774561steal some shit from your neighbors
>>153774502no one finishes, trips confirms
>beartwink trying so hard to look tough
Digits
stop crashing the stream you cunts
Hulk dead
CGI Tires :(
Lets go Williams!
gae will win
where peeasstree anyone got a webm
This is it. The start of a shit season. Savor it. Smell that? Yes. Gimi.
>>153774577Yes, his car is in the garage.
>map shows Bahrain and SaudiAYO HOL UP
>>153774550Makuuura or something like that. Lana.mona might be another alias
inb4 slurper of a race
>>153774502I predict I'll beat off to this video before the race ends under a red flag.
what is this intro?
>>153773990It's very good but there isn't italian stream in HDthe quality is 480p with full screen,fuck...RAI italian TV was the best and it was freeSky sport is bad,fucking businessI don't pay so much money for watch only F1
no drs?
I have a pain on the inner left aide of my shoulder blade when i move my head around. I feel like something needs to snap back into place...
Woke up at 3:30 to catch this. Fully expecting I'll regret it by lap 5
>>153774562Based
>>153774400holy
>its race time
>hulk and piastri already out
Gasly will win.
>the cars are smaller, and they are more nimble, they are more aliveCrofty go fuck yourself
DUN
>>153774400TOTAL. F1. DEATH.
>>153774583kek. considered that but then i remembered that i'm not a nigger.
>>153774503Wow this is going to be beautiful
>>153774589Mine works fine because I didn't announce it here.
3DPD tyres lmao
>>153774606You expect something else with the current regs?
however
>no gamesholy kek
inb4 slurper of a season
Can't wait for Checko to crash again
>>153774610They watch in Italian on the 4CC channel mate
>22 cars>only 20 startkek
Okay with Piastri's crash as long as someone takes Norris out with a closing speed accident.
>>153774501>>153774539Thanks mates, both work well. Fuck these hentai ads though holy shit.
>smaller, more nimble, more alive
Please let both Merc bin it
Mum said I could use the good controller
lets go m8s and cunts!>ps3 is out
>>153774391>We Go back
>>153774616Red flag after 1st corner is garantued
he
>>153774400Top kek
>>153774242Do you count the 2 we had before the race even started?
Digits for P1
>>153774660Don't...
It's time
>>153774624Yeah its been 3 free practices and 1 qualify and I'm already tired of crofty lying through his teeth like that
>>153774639i expect nothing and to still be let down
>>153774400Dubs confirm this
4 to go, easiest points of my life
>>153774657i came
I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY MIND
this feels weird
AHEM!
Albon's girlfriend is female... right?
I am ready for complete and utter shambles
>>153774578>wastingmore like washing
>>153774678Don't what
>>153774503Wtf was this? I just tuned in 2 minutes ago.
>Hamilton has a clear starting box in front of himLol. He's going to be second by the first corner.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153774657
Amd amx
>>153774660>"Ayrton, how old was she?"
>>153774697
>>153774700allegedly
What is wrong with Bortoleto's face?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA
i am drunk as fuck and just got done sexually harrassing a friend (female) for 3 hourshows the year looking?
gay
>>153774697thats the stuff
>>153774700she is but what gender is her boyfriend
>>153774693Don't worry. He'll catch that shitter by turn 1.
>>153774244Hadjar torpedoes NARB and fake gimiMax p1Check em
Ack
>>153774400Posted this before Hulk was out, I'm onto something with these dubs
papaya destiny
>>153774700Yes He is
Lewis has nothing to proveHe has the most championshipsOnly racist mongs disagree
OH NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S FUCKING RACING RIGHT THERE. NONE OF THAT PANSY ASS DICK TUGGING SMILE FOR CROFTY BULLSHIT. MEN DIE, MEN CRASH IN THEIR CARS, MEN SPLIT THEIR HEAD OPEN IN TWO. FUCKING HARD CORE BLOOD AND BRAIN SPLATTER EVERYWHERE. DICKS GET SHOVED IN PLACES WHERE YOU CAN JUST TELL THE WOMAN DOESN'T WANT IT. WE CRASH TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER. FORMULA 1 IS FUCKING BACK BABY.
digits: ferrari 1-2 lap 1, no points at the finish
>>153774693Are they trying to get gilette sponsorship?
>>153774653Sharton Brappin is doing a Schrodinger's RaceThey will fuck off after 25 laps or so
Why does Piastri not have tyres?
I missed pisstree's crash
ps3 got no game
gimi
TOTAL FORMULA ONE DEATH
you could say they need to drive to survive
>>153774708Pissasstri really is a bigger mental midget than even Loldo at the end of the day. Incredible
they can't even start for a fucking formation lap...
thinking we are going to loose FOUR (4) cars in the first 4 laps
How autistic is buying a helmet for your poor fuck sim rig?
>>153774657Creep!
IMPORTANT QUESTION!!where can I live stream the SKY F1 commentary?
>>153774706PIASTRI WRECKED ON HIS WAY TO THE GRID
>>153774503It isn't even as close to Ricciardo's first race here with Renault. Everyone hyped for him, he gets a great start and then everything explodes 5 seconds after the race started.
>>153774733Checked
How many DNFs today? (besides PS3)
can't believe i woke up to watch this piece of shit
cars already choking at the start of the formation lap
>>153774733
>>153774767https://tv.apple.com/
Oscar Piastri should name his car Mad Catz
>>153774761Get a motorcycle helmet, that way it can be dual use.
>>153774708Hamilton got superior Launch now thanks to this
Everyone is so preoccupied with the reg changes that they will forget about tyre wear. There will be punctures and 3 stops.
WAIT Where is Yuki?
>>153774767why would you ever want to do that?
>>153774776you're a slav and would have been miserable anyway
>>153774767https://freestreams-live1b.pk/skysportsf1-stream1/from a anon.
>>153774761Unless you plan on racing an actual car soon that seems like a tremendous waste.
>Wake up>PS3 and Sainz out
>already talking about batteries
this better be a shitshow of the century
>>153774765h-he didn't mention /sp/...
>>1537747748
>>153774782thanx
>>153774400Yabai
>>153774136Nicker je kunt niet blank zijn
>>153774790he died
>>153774670I'm proper comfy under this electric blanket if that happens I'm 100% dozing off
amx
FUCK I NEED TO SHIT
Caddy bros how we're feeling
>>153774730What kind of angle of writing is that?
>>153774769whathowvideo?I even cooked pasta...
>>153774400total globohomo death
but will george finish? :)
Probability of points for El Nano ?
>>153774785this one. car helmets are a scam anyway, the quality/price ratio is ass.
>>153774733fucking checked
>>153774790Japan, probably.
>hulk outfuck
>>153774774all of them
I can't believe I stayed up for this Mercedes circlejerk clownshow of an event. Fuck you all and I hope you die.
>"Any number of drivers could win this Grand Prix"1 is a number
>>153774797I mean buying a cheap bike helmet>>153774785I don't have a motorcycle.
So, now for the embarrassing shit to „start“ …
>>153774817just drive, lance
>>153774765Sure. The FBI is defitiely whom we Germans contact when in need of law enforcement.
hi I didn't watch the preseason what can I expe->>153774503AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153774657How much of a shallow attention whore do you have to be make something like this
Can you pick up chicks in Space Marine 2? Coach me, brothers.
>>153774796many thanx
so 4 cars out before the race begins lmaoop
I'm horny and hungover
LMAO FERRARI ARE DESTROYING THEM
i'm excited
Chuuuuuuuuuuck
Max is passing at least 8 cars on the 1st lap, assuming no caution preventing it.
checobros with so many dnf's we might get points
>>153774774that's a man...
>>1537748260.5%
JORGE INTO THE WALLJORGE INTO THE WALLJORGE INTO THE WALLJORGE INTO THE WALLJORGE INTO THE WALL
HULK DEAD
OH NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH IT'S OVER
CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
Shitshow of the decade incoming
>gimi...
LET THE MWL PT 2 ERA BEGIN
I’m just here for the lewdposters
CHUCK
GET FUCKED JORGE
>>153774767https://f1live.dpdns.org/stream
>NARB
>>153774839>I mean buying a cheap bike helmetUnless it costs $0 that's still a waste...
>jorj
>>153774852Go fuck a beer.
>>153774503goddammit i missed this while having a wank
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FERRARI
>RUSLEL
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB >NARB
god damn it Liam you fucking shitter
>>153774761Better save than sorry.
what a soundwhat a shit sound
HOLY SHIT FERRARI CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
>>153774765
With Piastri out I want Verstappen to win.
CAM ON CADLACK
CHARLIE CLAIRE
CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL SHARL
SHARL !!!!
CHAIR WDC IN COMMIN
man the new start is so cringe
>>153774820Well we didn't crash yet so that's good.
ahaha dumb zoomers
>>153774846You the same guy that got the moth mommy? how do you do it
OUR YEAR!!!
LMAO
>Hadjar
CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED CHUCK SNEED
why is lindblud in 3rd and why is hadjar so shit
I told you Ferrari will dominate
LINDBLAD P3HADJAR P5SACK THE SHITTER
Nando salida
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh god the cars sound so pathetic
narb is leader in 3 laps
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who the hell is lindblad
holy fuck sharl is in another galaxy already
it's another VCARB > RBR
MAX IS WASHED
ITS OUR FUCKING YEAR
Lawson going back to bully Perez again lmao
>>153774700Why would He be a woman?
based chuck *dabs*
>nano P10the fuck
TIFOSOBROS!!!!
>No battery at the start of the raceAbsolute state
KWABONELLI
Damn Ferrari got that Mario Kart boost start
Lawson getting fired, just blocked Max and let Hamilton through. What retard gave him the seat over Yuki
uhhhhh are they actually close racing did the regs work?
NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!!!ZA CHEATS NOT WORKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAR OF THE HORSE
>shitty cars pressing their NOS button to overtake and set purple sectorsYeah not renewing my F1 subscription
RARI BROS ITS HAPPENING
wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!>wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!>wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!>wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!>wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!>wtf this is already better than anything of t he last 4 years!!!!!!!!
>lindblad 5th>lawson 18thkwab
yo wtf happened to ps3
>>153774949As much as Id love Ferrari over Merc, I think they'll get overtaken by that stupid OP engine.
WE CAN BE WORLD CHAMPION LANDO!
Fuck you Russell
it's over
sharl...
HOLY SHIT MERC IS TOO FUCKING FAST
Its over
Cadillac bros...
formerly chucks
>+3s alreadyyep it's over
and the mercedes efficiency is just way too good
race is over pack it up
ok sharl time to pit for hards
>>153774983el plan
>overtake enabled
>>153774863So there's a chance
>>153774963They move quite nicely. Finally some smaller cars. But the sound and power are so fucking pathetic And now Mercedes rapes everyone. Good to have had these five seconds of Ferrari nostalgia, though
ALONSO P10
engines sound like farts
Why did we lose two decimals places on the timing board
It's finito
OWARI DA
next year tifosi
>>153774892thanx but i can't connect unless i use a proxy.appreciate the reply tho.
LMAO auto-win Mercwhat a slurper
JUST
>GR 63 bottles it at the start
it’s over
I'm gonna quit watching this smartphone battery simulator I think
hulk retired
>>153775014They are supposed to be dead last
Thats it. Thats the race
>+3.1>lap 2its already over for the season lmao
Cars sound gay.brrrnnnnbrrnnnn
>press button to overtakeyeah fuck thisi'm going to watch indycar
Ferrari's starts are insane but the Merc is a rocketship
aaand it's over
>doohan died for this
Super chuuuuuuuuck
>Franco under investigationTVs off!
>>153774976>MAX IS WASHEDliterally 6 places up in one lap suka
>tfw turbolet
>>153775001
>>153775030To bad the car only do half a race
>>153775033that's just visual noiseuse live timing for proper info
those fancy german cars
CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
what did they do to the engines? why do they sound so weak now?
GO CHUCK GO
ALONSO IN THE POINTSI REPEAT ALONSO IN THE POINTS
we had our fun lads
EL PLAN
wtf am I watching
CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
DOOMERKEKS????
GWARN JORJ
CARS SOUND LIKE SHIT>CARS SOUND LIKE SHITCARS SOUND LIKE SHIT>CARS SOUND LIKE SHITCARS SOUND LIKE SHIT>CARS SOUND LIKE SHIT
CAM ON CHUCK
Wait, it's actually good so far
wtf they're overtaking
>chuck vs narbI'll fucking take it
we are so fucking back
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
yeah i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me ill be back when mercedes cheating engine is outlawed
THIS IS KINOAPOLOGIZE THIS IS KINOAPOLOGIZE THIS IS KINOAPOLOGIZE THIS IS KINOAPOLOGIZE
race is over you now can go back to sleep
EASY
S OOB A C KACK
GO FERRARI
>Remove DRS>racing is betterWOW
okay this is kinda kino
FUCK YOU TOTO
Wtf is this woosh sound they're making as they go past? Sounds atrocious
>>153775069george floydisms
Chuck and Russ are fucking gone wtf
AMD LEC
>downshits at full throttle on straight>onboard cuts offAHAHAHHA FAGGOTS
Sorry, but this battery racing is not real. Its artifical.
HAMILKEK DO SOMETHING IT'S NOW OR NEVER
I APOLOGIZE TO THESE CARSWE ARE SO BACKNOW THIS IS PROPER RACINGIT's FERRARI'S YEAR18 YEARS
>>153775096Is it though?
>PIA outuh?
HOLD MY BEER
I thought the script said Mercedes 1+2?
>>153775089it's 8pm here feels good man
>Hamilton podium Unironically based af
>>153774949
>kwabtonelli
AMX in points by lap 10
>>153775108every time
The battery shit is cringe but it makes it interesting
>>153774821He's a lefty heathen so he needs to avoid smearing the ink.
looks retarded.
what the fuck are these meme regs? The car just fucking dies at the end of the straight, there's overtakes but it's not even satisfying
>>153775061wat the fugg :DDD
>amx on hardsit's going to take a hot minute until he gets somewhere important
>AMX already in 14thHe's going to win.
I APOLOGIZE TO THE SAND SHITTERS
battery fire when
>>153775114crashed in installation lap
I realized this semen slurping sport is not for me when this fat cunt on the stands erupted into laughter when Toto made the funny face yesterday
What does Colapinto do?>>153775079They barely even make a sound anymore, so weird.
>>153775002My friend, Ferrari aero is dominating right now.
>Alonso P10Huh, Aston Honda not AS shit as it looks.
>Russell loses battery boost and drops 20mph on the straight as predicted>WOOOAAAAAHHHHWEEEEE DID YOU SEE THAT CLOSE BATTLE
FERARRI BROS I AM SO FULL OF HOPIUM!!!
>>153775118Took him long enougg
>>153775135Missed you bro
missed the start, narb kwab how?
>>153775100fia is forcing drivers to scream wooshing noises any time they go past a cameradisgracefull stuff
The gaps are kinda stupid but this is fun so far
>mvseo
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? croft????????????????????????????????????????????
>>153775061strong opener to 2026 WEC
shut the fuck up croft
The brave prancing horse once again the ones to challenge the great Satan.People don't appreciate italian SOVL enough.
Racistbros...This is not real racing.
>>153775135He's going to crash into Norris
wtf is crofty talking about
>Double Ferrari podiumDare I dream?
>everyone prefers to harvest in corners so if someone wants to overtake they just ... do itwow
>>153775155just pretending to be retarded for viewers. easy 20+ second win
where the fuck is norris lol
megajewels
>>153775141Cannot wait for his heart to explode halfway through a carvery lunch
>fatfuck talking about sweetsholy fuck end me
I T I S O U R T I M E
F O R Z A
ackjar is dyinghe is dropping like a rock
>>153775151He just needed the most controversial rules change in F1 history
>fake wind-up battery toy cars overtaking each other cause they cant even keep up full speed half the kino>"kino"
>>153775155Bro missed the best start of the season
The slowest takeoff from Lawson jesus
>lawson startHAHAHAHAHAHA
how many megajews do these batteries have
Norizz is so shit Lmao
>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race
>batteryslop
I still dont get how Overtake works
slurp status?
>21 seconds between first and last in 5 laps without any incident.What the actual fuck.
Oh yeah
we the fkino now
THIS IS THE YEAR
>>153775172These race issues must be solved in one way or another...
holy shit that alpine had an inhuman save at the start
Jesus that start
Lawson out, Tsolov inAmx out, Ricciardo in
OUR YEAR
kimi is too worried about semen and not racing
>>153775192you might be more retarded than romania and estonia and indonesia
the honda engine didn't shat itself yet and nano is P10
>>153775184I would literally kill for a good old fashioned carvery rn
Maybe these changes aren't so bad.
SHARLS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Do something nekeri
>>153775228SEXO
did arvid redeem? did he do the needful?
>>153775232about that...
>>153775228shame she got a reduction.
holy fuck the chcuk onboard literally barging his way thru bots on easy
These cars look sluggish
COME ON CHUCK
>slowson fucks up the start>franco is the one under investigation
>>153775211>you're behind a car>you pass that car>now you're in frontThat's how Overtake works.
Merc is still too povwerful
>>153775232P16 but still impressive
hammy needs to get up there and help
I've seen enough. Ferrari will dominate in slurper circuits. Chuck should get at least 5-6 wins this season.
Know what this season is gonna be super interesting fuck it
FIA cooked
>VER 10 places up in 7 lapsuhh
>>153775143Dunno, Hamilton is dropping off while Russlel is stuck to Leclerc.
faggot
so dangerous
Was that Colapinto that hit the wall avoid Slowson?
>>153775192The time of Hadjar is overThe time of LINDBLOOD IS NOW
I apologize to MBS and the sand people
Wah wah
fuckoff goerge
Fuck up George you faggot snitch
Danger Danger!!! Low voltage!!!!
george is such a bitch lmaohaving a cheat car isn't enough he still cries to the track jannies
>>153775216>fake tits
>regs producing kino racingAPOLOGISE
>are gorg whiningjlmi
total fucking faggot russell
What a fag.
FERRARI WAS SANDBAGGING IN QUALI>FERRARI WAS SANDBAGGING IN QUALIFERRARI WAS SANDBAGGING IN QUALI>FERRARI WAS SANDBAGGING IN QUALIFERRARI WAS SANDBAGGING IN QUALI>FERRARI WAS SANDBAGGING IN QUALIHOLY BASED RETARDS
>goerge already cryingLMAO
Yeah I'm gonna go back to fapping. Fuck this race
Not so fast Ferrari bros, DON'T FORGET THE TYRE DEGRADATION
The cars look sexo, the engine and regs are dog shit I can't understand why they can't shove a V8 back in with modern fuel and electronics.
>>153775235give it time
>>153775228I love titcows
already bitching lol
>>153775261>>153775262i want to punch this faggot in the face so fucking bad
Nax climbing his way up the order
very dangerous indeed better disqualify him
>>153775213>29 seconds in 7 lapsWhat the ACTUAL fuck
>>153775253Help with what?
goearge with his usual bitching and whining, piss off
The racing itself looks fine although the gaps are atrociously large. You can tell the cars are more nimble and fit for racing now - but goddamn, nothing can excuse these gay starts, the „superclipping“, and that sound. If that is fixed, it’s actually a big improvement. As of now, it sucks
This and holofes I can't choose
>>153775262>>153775261
KILL NARB CHUCK
>>153775264yeah
kwab josh as always
>>153775230>+8s>5thshut the fuck up drunk tard
>Lawson fucked up already in the closest thing he has to a home track>shown up by the rookie teammate already so can’t blame the car like the other strugglersThey sacrificed the wrong Racing Bull last year…
CAM O STAPPEN
Gorge the dobber
>>153775261>>153775262MEIN GOTT
the power of a married man with no kids
it's so fucking over
ok, now the race is over for real. Good night.
Its finito
This shit is too good to be true
Lindblad is literally a zestier Lando Norris by the way
Holy fucking based chuuuuuuck
drs still a thing?
>>153775061>catch up enabled
They really cannot stop coping about the super clipping
So does Ferrari have permanent start boost from their small turbo?
>>153775245Why would you just make up lies like that?
Will you guys apologize to the FIA and MBS?
wtf is this boomerfaggot talking about solar energy and shit
Bros did FIA cook for real this year?
Can't cuck the chuck
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>153775208No one has even mentioned piastri, you fucking jeet retard. Stfu.
IT'S OVER
slurp slurp slurp
holy shit sharl is diamonds
>>153775337dreez nuts
>Sdroll 2 secs behind Cads
WTF IS GOING ON
so george is the rat
KEKChuck schooling Russlel
Is Ferrari back?
Okay the regs are back to being shit
WEFKINONOW
Chuck is the only one who can save F1
very hard to justify son of law having a seat tho
Its..... Kino ????
Mickey mouse racing
>IT'S OVERIT'S NOT OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S NOT OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S NOT OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S NOT OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S NOT OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S NOT OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S NOT OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S NOT OVER
>>153775260Hamilton is saving his tyres. Leclerc can take russell whenever he wants. The merc is slow.
I like these cars
AMX ALREADY IN THE POINTS
I APOLOGIZE FIA
push the merc lewis, you fucking retard
poois will eat jorj
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kwab narb
IT'S OVERWE'RE BACK
>sparks during lock upneat?
RETARD NARB
max is keeping pace with the leaders while overtaking midfield shitters
Crofty is such a fag
It’s so over…….
g-g-guys,how and why can they just keep overtaking each other back and forth like this? I've never seen this.Where's DRS?
KINOKINOKINOKINOKINO
GO HAMMOOVERTAKE JORJ
KWAB
THROUGH GOES HAMILTON
kek is it kino
This is fucking kino
>gorg panicking alreadythis is your potential WDC?
i think you literally cannot defend in these regs lol
>>153775345>shitty overtaking cause cars can't even run full power and the other guy just drives past faster because he has powerThis is the most homosexual regulations
HAHAHAHAHAHA NARB WHAT A KWAB
THIS LOOKS EVEN WORSE THAN DRS
holy fuck tifosibros do we dare hope??
>we must let cadillac in because...>we just have to ok?
ARE GORG LOCKS HIS BRAKES
Ruslel weak minded lanky faggot
FIA I KNEEL
LECLERC KING
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEK JORJ
Chuck and Woody are rigging this for Lewis
chuck needs to slow down and let lewis catch up desuthey needed to sandwich russel and make him crash
HOLY FUCK
Lmao this is fucking like formula e with bing bing yahoo recharge turbo boost mega clipping energy collection zone ping pong yahoofucking electrical motors
>car faster than 2023 RB>loses against ferrariNARB
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I AM READY TO BE HURT BY THE PIT CREW
fucking kek
These regs are not staying lmao
Remember when people said Chuck was a polebabby? lol
literally f1 karting absolute kino
Mario Cart
ok this is kino
>>153775365grim
colapinto is kill
Real boy getting spitroasted by Italian horses
>Russlel
>>153775315He completely fucked his start.
>8 laps>max in pointsoh yeah
you know what this is pretty entertaining
lets go chuck
KIMI COMING FOR THAT BUSSY
>ads on TV now in australia
>>153775417You'll lose all hope by the end of the season anyway
i dont think ive seen a slurper like this before
ITS NOT OVER
>Narb can't even win in the faster car
ladsis /f1/ back?
AMAI!!
>COLAPINTO-AND-GO PENALTY??????
>>153775365My penis is so confused
Tontonelli already behind too
NARB
KNEEL
WHAT THE FUCK IS RUSSELL DOING KEKEKEKEKEK
COLAPINTO AND GO
APOLOGIZE TO FIA
>Colapinto and Go Penalty
stop and go coca cola
>colapiss
tfw you have to carry a horrendous vibration
>>153775400>Where's DRS?It's "superclipping" now, anon.
Verstappen will sweepHe's already almost caught up.
I'm starting to believe again
>Colapinto-and-go penalty
>>153775416Push to boost > DRS, it's everything else about this reg that sucks dickDRS was around for way too long
HOLY FUCKING KINO
NARB = NIGGA A REAL BITCH
Antonelli joining the party
>>153775462>gluedick and gokek
I could watching Chuck outskill cheatcedes all day
Just because they keep overtaking each other doesnt mean the racing is good
>>153775480da fuck is that?
damn that tractor is fast
apologize
>>153775345Never
how the fuck is stroll behind the cadillacs
>>153775261>>153775262GET FUCKED RUSLEL
>CULO PUTO
Oh my god Antonelli getting into the groove as well ain't no way we get a four way fight
>>153775365holy butterface
>colapinto-and-go
>>153775462name was too long so it broke
>>153775437chuck is a nega-polebabby, verstappen wins when chuck gets pole
CAM ON AMX
>HERPADERPA NEW RACE LEADER>AAAAAEHTJFJGJTJ NEW RACE LEADER>HERPADERPA NEW RACE LEADER>AAAAAEHTJFJGJTJ NEW RACE LEADER>HERPADERPA NEW RACE LEADER>AAAAAEHTJFJGJTJ NEW RACE LEADERThis HUD is so fucking retarded
>>153775365HOT
Welcome to the slop era of Formula 1. Literal dead sport
What did cola other than dodging lawson's shit start
>>153775416we went from the drs train to a kwab train
TOTO'S SMUG STATUS?
>Current championship driver in 7th.Thought he was amazing.
>>153775462>COLAPINTO-AND-GO lmaoBRAVO FIA-AI
>>153775474They are distracted by the kino battle
>>153775496Exactly.
chuck threw something out of his car lap 8
uhhhh bros? this is kinoWhy you tried to make me believe these new regs were shit?
AMX P9
ok ima chuckfag now
>>153775500no.
>>153774512it was actually me, sorry cunts
>>153775480>Dildo Rectum System Super Clucking (patent pending)
>ColapintoWhere is the Doohan cam
Lmao they’re actually racing FIA I kneel
>>153775411>PELOTON RACINGPELOTON RACING>PELOTON RACINGPELOTON RACING>PELOTON RACINGPELOTON RACING>PELOTON RACING
Imagine being Liam Lawson right now
>>153775530was his throwaway thing from his helmet
why is the captcha being even gayer than ususal
Why the fuck Russell and Antonelli aren't lapping everyone by now?
Why does it seem like every time there are ""regulation technical changes"" there's a new team to beat?It's almost like F1 championships are won in a boardroom meeting instead of on a race trtack.
>>153775515Cola bought every other bewerage company that was up and coming to be monopoly
>AMX 9th
>>153775530Visor tear-offs
>>153775543GOD I WISH POOREZ PASSES HIM
>>153775474Does he needs to drink a cola in the pits?!
The exclusive AMX cam is so fucking funny.
>Max up 11 positions on hards...
why isn't hamilton trying to overtake russellit's like he wants him to get past leclerc
Oh ffs
>>153775411one person dumps their battery at one point and one person dumps their battery at another point
GASChads... We're back
>ford
HADJAR DOOD
>ford engines
>Burning Collinsshan't be listening to a w*man
>>153775550Won by the engineers more than anything.
>>153775546Mods are fags
>RBPT
It's so nice having battles for the lead without Max (it would've resulted in a crash by now)
>>153775548Sandbagging race 1 so they can dominate from race 2.The usual Toto plan
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>shatjar
engine kill
>>153775565He's old
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
linblad shitting all over son of law
>FORD
>>153775548Khamenei is dead mate, they're confused how to proceed for now.
-1 car
>Kek Bull
OH NO NO
THE CURSE LIVES ON
fucking tsn went to full commercial
SAAR LINBLAD YOU ARE A REDBULL DRIVER NOW
>>153775498Ferrari is a superfast tankLeclerc and Hamilton Kings
LOLOLOLISSAC HADNTJAR
RBPT Ford sudoku
Poor Isack.
Its amazing how making the cars smaller makes them look way more nimple and quick especially through a turn
>Red Poo Powertrains
DEADBULL.......
>>153775543Looks like Ricky Hendrick. Drives like him currently too
FUCKEDONRACEDAY
Dead bull
ENGINES FOR THE ENGINE GOD
>VSC just in time to help norrisLMAO
FOUNDONROADDEAD
Williams hyped up this year for way too long to be this shit, they have no excuse
DEAD BULL
and it begins
I feel like every car that makes it to the end of the race will get points
>>153775578sad
abdul out
HADJAR DED
He had the jar....
>dead bull ford
>FORDFORDFORD
>-ACKJARplease start crying
>COME ON
Liking it. Please, F1 gods, make this good.
why is this a VSC? Also AMX podium.
>>153775548He he
muslims bros not like this
de bull is doodwat nou?
the curse is still going strong
FoundOnRacetrackDead
time for the ol STRAGETTI REGRETTI
Max is about to join the party
what the fuck are this graphics? where are the miliseconds? is two more digits really too much for normies?
> DEAD BULLwe so byke
>>153775615She gets cummed on by yt men
>>153775602They are literally on Fords payroll
Wooooowww it's not like we weren't expecting these cars TO FUCKING HAVE RELIABILITY PROBLEMS DUE TO BEING SO SHIT.
>>153775577Have you seen "her"?Most man looking woman ever
FixOtRgainDony
Ford is American excellence, do NOT insult us!
i'm sorry new regulation I wasn't familiar with your game.
Enjoy your Shitbull career Haj, lmao
>Boxing Norizz just as Max was catching himCringe I wanted to see them crash inyo eachother again
Hadj is getting sacked hard after this won't he?
ON THE INTERNATIONAL JEW
F
ASSTON Haven't shit themselves to death yet?
FORD ENGINE RECALL
FoundOnRoadDead
Imagine if AMX was in there.
>shit bull
HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck your engine
Ruh roh
classic ford quality
Max 6th
>>153775513tough luck franco
>>153775640The current world champion spent 10 laps being stuck behind an Indian rookie in a Minardi.
>max can't pit on hards
DEATH TO MERCEDESDEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATH
>>153775602Not even espn did that
jar status: had
he's gonna cry isn't he?
now that's SUPER CLIPPING
>hadjar f1 debuts
Let's go pit bros
>cadillac>fordAmericans cant build engines for shit
Lando flexibilitymaxxing
Last to first challenge
FixOtRgainDtony
isack ackjar
CAM ON MAX
>ferrari strategy >>153775691makes sense
IT STARTS WITH…
why the kneepads?
FERRARI STAYED OUT
Ferrari 5D chess
I used to be a Red Bull fan but if there are fords in there I'm switching.Who should I root for instead?
APORROGIZE
>Ferrari stayed outit's time
lets see how ferrari fucks this up
>car shits itself on the straights
Damn I like Hadjar, guess he's gonna get buckbroken by this seat tooOh well
>>153775695gooned to her a few weeks ago
>6th
super gutted for Hulk but at least Bort seems to hang in there so the car is actually good
Huh Ferraribros?
>Ferrari strategyFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
lmao that thing reddlined to shit
>Ya, a flat spot>Kill a car, I don't care who
>f1 is back on public television in Croatia>"time for a quick ad break"rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh no…
>>153775735Cadillac
>>153775632>FOUND DEAD ON ROAD>FDORI thought it was: Fix it again, Tony
>>153775745WAT NOU
Ferrari again
ferrari strategy time
Kek ferrari startegy ruin the race
>>153775434I was an optimist
GRAZI REGAZZI
>Ferrari strategy already clowning
>>153775737いいえ
strateggi spaghetti...
no not like this
>the second seat curse is still thereAssuming Max’s car doesn’t catch fire too by the end of the race
>its one of those
>Ferrari engineers pull some crazy wing idea, only for the pitwall to shit on it with bad strategy.Suffering for everyone.
>>153775747Audi not being total shit while building everything from the ground up with way less experience than everyone else is very impressive honestly
Why are rari fucking up
Why did I have hope?
ferrari fucked up again lol
BRING HIM IN
>lec nor ham know about the tactical safety cars to come
>>153775747The question is: can they keep this up all season? Typical Sauber was starting solid and then stagnating, letting other teams overtake them in development
>>153775766true, strategy regretti incoming
>>153775708WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
>>153775650NOOOOOO IT WAS A JOKE NOOO FUCKKKKKKK WHYFUCKFCKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKK NOOOOOO I KNEW IT FUCKKKKK FUCKING RETARDS
>>153775722Ruddy nora
>>153775708Impressive.Name?
Lmoooooooooooooo wtf
>doesnt pit in vscferrari strategy blunders will continue until moral improves
Ferrari are going to fuck this up
>>153775709How many engines does Cambodia make?
>Ferrari already making bad calls.Uh Oh… tifosissies….
>TEAM ORDERS >TEAM ORDERS >TEAM ORDERS >TEAM ORDERS >TEAM ORDERS >TEAM ORDERS LMAOOOOGET MCLAREN'D
WHAT THE FUCK FERRARI
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FERRARI DUDE
ham such a BITCH
Yeah what did I say about Hamilton, again? Something something 2026 wdc right? Unless Ferrari goes backward again like 2022 they'll grab both drivers' and constructor's
HAHAHAHAHA DID THEY NOT TELL THE DRIVERS TO COME IN GRAZIE REGAZZI
pit for softs pit for softs
r8 this poemhadjarhadcarbadcarbadjar
ham will never win with ferrari
>>153775787>>153775788HONK HONK
>>153775787>>153775788
Ferrari pulling the McLaren start of not pitting lol
>strateggi
no way
FERRARI STRATEGGI AGAIN
>>153775738
IT'S ENDING WOW
???????
FUCKOFFRETARDEDDETROITERS
VSCI DON'T KNOW WHYIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU CRY
>>153775737He would have known what to do.
>>153775825Yeah but he was right thoughbeit
>>153775766>ok you come in>nah
>>153775671hooly who
>KEKRRARI
>Hamilton is the voice of reason So fucking over
>both Aston Martins still in the race>one Red Bull goneAPOLOGISE RIGHT NOW
>alonso also ded
OVER
lmao
Nooooooooooooooooo
They don't pay Hamilton to talk
so hadjar is another RB 2nd driver flop it seems
>>1537758309/10
>HONDA
TIMELINE BROS???
HOW THE FUCK IS MAX IN SIX AFTER 14 LAPS
there's going to be another car dying, it's not completely hopelessDon't want to be stuck on old hards at the end of the race
>>153775826I forgot that their strategists are still ass
EL PLAN NOOOOOOOO
they can't move the car it won't go safe race cancelled
>>153775867KWAB
>>153775830tragic but beautiful
>>153775787>>153775788I fucking can'tEvery single year
STOP THE COUNT
took long enough
WHY WOULD YOU NOT PIT UNDER THE VSC LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lets go!
>>153775791>while building everything from the ground upThey bought everything Sauber had.
holy fuck
alonso out
>>153775867>>153775873LMAO
>every single on board sounds like they're on an outlap
>>153775867JINXED IT
>>153775879How? it was the car that failed
year in, year outamx still racing alone
>>153775830Very postmodern. Not entirely sure about the last line. Still very poignant8/10
>>153775826hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
15 lap
>>153775879>engine explodes>he's a flopi don't even like him but come on now
How the fuck that was a penalty for Colapa?
>>153775728>found>on>road>dead
Rolling for a red flag
GP2 ENGINE
>25 laps
*Entrance of Gladiators blaring in the background*
Aston Fartin
OOF
>>153775867HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>15 laps >1st dnf Bravo Honda better then expected
>>153775787>>153775788clockwork
>>153775787>>153775788holy based
>Checo 14lmao
>>153775873>>153775875el pl-ACK
>F1 start and park
AMX AMX AMX AMX
>lets show world champion overtaking a haas shitbox that is driving at 75% speedLMAO
>PLAN A>PLAN A
>PLANNING
>Plan A
>>153775867KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153775922fix it again, tony
>>153775921hesa a gay nigger faggotfirst useful thing the fia have done
>how are they only 10 seconds behindkek
>the 2nd seat curse has been broken
ON PLAN ON PLAN
did he actually just say>we have a plan.
So Ferrari is betting on other cars dying
why is Strulovitch still on track?does he actually enjoy those vibrations?
damn maybe I should have gone to this race
PLAN A
Lindblad actually good?
>>153775867AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
reaching indycar levels of grim
>>153775971he's got no brain cells to lose
ferrari doing ferrari things and shooting themselves on the gonads... as usual
imagine if lindblad did a dunne on amx
Miss them yet?
Checo and Lawson fight
>>153775971hes wearing an ass plug
>>153775971Trading his life force for testing data and a vsc for ferrari
grazie fuckedazzi
Luigi pasta mamma mia
>>153775867OH NONONONONONONONO
So Alpine was indian,thanks to DTS,it's culture
>the only ones up front that didn't pit are the italian teamsnot /our/ year
>>153775867
>>153775867>both Aston Martins still in the raceuh
next year r-right?
>lindblad in P5>lawson fighting a caddy
>kwablonso's team will finish last
FORZA
>lap 16 bottass already lapped
>how only 10 seconds?18:1
>>153775971The plan is to drive the car as much as you can to gather before it blows up
Theres the top 6 having a race, and then everyone else just hoping their cars don’t explodeUnironically, Perez may get a point just by surviving to the end
oh no no no no
>Lawshit vs Poorez is back
Plan E plan E?
>lawsonahahahahahaha
CAM ON CADLACKSCORE SAM FACKIN POINT
>>153776016Sadly not North Korea bro
Perez and lolson still hate eachother lmao
>lawscrub fighting poorez while the rookie is p5
LET MAX THROUGH
Perez vs Lawsonholy kino
oh my god lawson is so fucking bad
>BOT +50Get this hack out
lawson has a hatebonner for checo
EAT SHIT LAWSON
>>153776022>finish
MY BRITISH KING!!!!!
>>153776055how dare you
>Time for Plan A>What's Plan A?>RUUUUUN!
>SLOWSON
>>153776003arrivabenis and gimi? yesbald fraud? no
>>153776015EL PLAN
This is shit
Reminder that Bernie Collins is an engineer but did not know what the Fibonacci sequence was
CHECOOO
>>153776055He just needs more time.
>Hadj gets canned>Lin takes his place>Burns out and gets canned
TIME FOR PLAN-APLAN-A WHAT?PLAN-A A
BUTT ASS CRASH IN 5TRUST THE FERRARI MASTERPLAN
>can they charge the battery>charged the battery well>energy deployment energy deployment energy deployment>battery recharge!!!>huds showing batteriesGoing to be a year of this green bullshitLeftists ruin another sport
>>153775857Arrr Blinkx
>>153775903holy shid
>>153776078what caste is tihs
ENTER
Based
where was the NARG retirement promised to me 3 laps ago
>>153776078>fake tits
Tifosirs. How do we feel? That's amore?
>BUTT>ASS
>>153775903How he dares to avoid collision by a hair's breadth and go on unscatted? Penalty for him
HERE'S HOW FERRARI CAN STILL WIN
>>153776079the application of the fibonacci sequence to engineering being?
>>153776092mercedes' next
>BOTTARSE
>>153776098...
>cacadillac
how'd that happen then
>>153775903holy fuck
>>153776098HOLY SHIT
>Scatallac
>stops right before the pitthe script is in
>VOLTAS
>>153776098BRUH
Yes!
Caddie chads...
>bot ass
another DED
HA
>BUTTASS
APOLOGIZE TO FERRARI
wait ferrari are actually 120 IQ
SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE TUTTI FRUTTI
THIS WAS PLAN A THEY FORSAW IT
>>153776098!!!
>>153776055done!
bottas crashes with nobody
In in in in in
>bodazz DDDD
hang it up unc
F E R R A R IY E A R
>cadiblacked
>kwabdillac
>CADILL-ACK
>>153776092
bottass iss washed out
BATTERY 0 VOLTAS
>>153776098i'll suck your cock brudi
>boat asscaddybros...
>>153776098how doe?
>>153776181JEJ
>>153776098How did he know
>>153775805>>153775814anikaisfamous
Checo is the #1 driver now lol
Lol cars are so shit
>caddy crashing to get ferrari a SC for boxxingapologize
Wtf is Ferrari doing
when was the last time we had 5 DNFs in australia?
>>153776194He has the script
WADDA FUGG MY CADALAG IS BROKGEN ::-----DD
if Checo makes it to lap 40 it'll be a win for them
>ferrari wont pitlol nvm theyre retarded
>>153776098If you're gonna sabotage a car, sabotage a Merc, you demon.
not looking good caddybros
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK FERRARI
Holy shit is Ferrari retarded
>Shit slow cars>DNFs every lap or so>VSCx3
I'm a believer in Verstappen
FERRARI?WHAT THE RUFDKCPIT PIT PITHELLO??
UH OH FERRARI BROS
Ferrari didn't stop...
IT'S OUR YEAAAARRRRIT'S OUR YEARRRRRR
lol ferrari hate pitting
the fix is in
>>153776171We hope,yeah!!
>>153776206Ferrari things. You wouldn't understand.
>>153776098FUCK YOU
>>153776195>no pornBOOOOOOOOOOO
>this how Ferrari fucks up their strategy for the gazillion time
new regs incraces will now be half distance
shitters keep shitting
cheers, guys
>>153776217w-we still have perez...
>pit lane closedOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHHHHHHHHHFUCKING RETARDS
surely hamilton or chuck pits
>pit lane entry closed
>>153776128turbines
>>153776214>pit entry closed
>>153776098Not a crash though
The seat should be fornaroli and yuki but they bring the washed for the hype and social media score
>>153776098
LOLRARRI REGAZIE
beaner has an issue with LawGOD, still bitching over 2024 mexico and 2025 seat (money)
>pit lane entry closedfredbros.. not like this..
>Ferrari
>>153775903DANG
LMAO FERRARI
YOU HAD THE MOMENTUM TO MAKE IT TO THE PIT ENTRY YOU MORON
xD
fucking hell ferrari
FERRARI YOU RETARD
norris just weaselling his way into the upper points as per usual
So, the Ferrari engine is fast, but can it last a race? Is it reliable?
when ferrari put on softs on lap 50 and gape everyone you'll all be sorry
>>153776272KINO new regs
just trust the plan
>>153776195Apparently not famous enough.Thanks though.
what's it with audi and dying in pit lane
the clownswhy do they haunt me so
pit stops are for losers anyway haha
>poorrari
Lindblad I kneel
Time to wait for the next vsc
did those niggas seriously not pit again?
rigged by bookie jews
BULLSHIT
>Pit lane closed due to BUTTAIDS
>Parking in the pit lane entry Banter
Max is on fire. He can win this.
Why is Red Bull allowed to have 4 cars? Why doesn't Audi have a Budi team?
>saarvid
TRUST THE PLAN>TRUST THE PLANTRUST THE PLAN>TRUST THE PLANTRUST THE PLAN>TRUST THE PLANTRUST THE PLAN>TRUST THE PLANTRUST THE PLAN>TRUST THE PLAN
Son of Law next btw.
wtf is race direction doingwhat are those camera anglesjust show the cars
Max is washed
>overtake happens>show footage of sand
THAT'S ARE AMX
>>153774400>this is actually going to happen
if 13 cars dnf, does 10th place still get a point?
WHY IS THIS FUCKING NIGGER JEET RACING MAX
that gravel trap shot is utter dogshit
This would be so much better with full course cautions and restarts
>my tires are stil okevil hamilton be like
sassy buck
There will be another chance.They are dropping like flies.
Hamilton finally trying to dictate the strategy, you can't trust those italian clowns king
>>153776333trying to "prove" himself
box me at the same timegot it
3RD WILL BE A REAL SAFETY CAR TRVST THE PLAN
Good job Saarvid. You just slowed down not only amx, but yourself for multiple laps
>>153776343heh
>>153776336>boxes him at the same time
these drone pans SUCK
>My tires are OK>You gain Brozouf
>>153776319That would open a precendent for a Cudi team
PLAN BPEREZ DNF IN 5
ynr Sainz
Amd Amx
digits and hamilkek breaks his penis
yeah I'm thinking cheeky willy points
>>153776325That one of them flying over the gravel might be one of the worst. Id rather them show me some WAG tart than that bollocks
>Don't box me in the same time
Perez era penal time for a siesta you lazy beaner
Sainz is nextt. I read the script
MAKE THEM PIT YOU FOOL
>french racing
easy merc 1-2
>>153776336shartmilton always complains about tyres tho wtf
>>153776319racing bulls should be Red Cull
>Amx already catching NorrisYour most deserved world champion ever, ladies and gentlemen.
>Verstapin already in 6th Wtf
I need a red flag, I have to make coffee
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this many retirement this early in a race
AU REVOIR OCUNT
>>153776365kek true
loooooooooossssssssshhh
>NOR>VERLMAOO washed as fuck
Amx wins the race
>>153776392All we need now is more rain races, then we'd get true 96 kino.
THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITTAS EMPIRE
>>153776387spoiler that shit. jesus christ.
>>153776387Hey it's the Australian national anthem lady.
*vibrates*
>Stroll and Perez
>>153776397
>>153776384I love you, anon.
wtf happened these cars are literal jobbers
>>153776348hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
Which is the actual thread?Anyway did someone sabotage isack?
stroll is about to die of nerve damage, he needs to end the race ASAP
We're a couple of laps away from Stroll literally dying
>>153776387Auf alten Pferden lernt man reiten
How is Stroll still dead last
wtf are these gaps?
seems like the hard tires is faster than mediums
>culo ahead checoLatrine america Twitter gonna be fun
stroll nerve damage status?
>lap 23 with 2 VSCs>PER and STR already lapped
>>153776318He’ll be 5th unless the top 4 breakdown.Which with Ferrari’s strategy and luck, means Max will probably finish 3rd behind George and Kimi
>cuck cam
>>153776429they're new, they'll get better and more consistent with time
>>153776429muh ev relevancymuh battery technology
LETS GO MAX
>Caddylapped
>kwab cam
>>153776387
What's MWL gonna stand for this year?>Max wins lol>Mercedes wins lol>Maranello wins lol>McLaren wins lol
>>153776441The car is an absolute shit box (and he's not a good driver)
>>153776420
two more laps and stroll dies
Verstappen is one safety car away from a podium
>>153776455just let me have my face in between them for ten seconds and I'll die a peaceful death
>>153776455Gonna need a name
No more overtakes....zzzzzzzzz.............
>>153775879He literally qualified ahead of both Ferraris and McLarens
stroll is gonna DNF soon so there's still 1 more chance for ferrari
>ferrari pits>merc engages party modei can feel it coming
>>153776455now that's a boatass
Chuck driving away hell yeah
>>153776455Hate women but love the way they're shaped
>>153776384He won it last season, anon
>sun is already coming up againchat, am i cooked?
>>153776441engine vibrates so badly it destroys batteries and may or may not cause nerve damage to the driver
>>153775920he clearly redlined for too long
BOX BOX
>Hamilton's front looks ugly>you can see a dark stripe on itWoah bit racist Brundle
CHUCK BOX
>hamiltons front looks uglybit mean that
FRENCH CIVIL WAR
why is this race slurping now?
>>153776499Why didn't they build a better car? are they stupid?
>hASS
B O XOX
>>153776515get some sunscreen, jesus christ
gasly and ocon still killing each other
>>153776515>sunburnlmao lol enjoy your cancer stupid bitch
>>153776515Wow
>>153776441The better question is why is his car not dead yet
>>153776496I thought that the sun didn't set at the north pole
>"Hamilton's front looks ugly."True. And his car's as well.
>>153776515bruh sauce
>>153776515CAM ON ENGLAND SCORE SOME FACKING GOOAALS
>>153776494Feel is felt, brother.
>>153776470SC in 5
>>153776515I've seen her bare tits
did Alonso come back out?
>>153776515i want to slap those titties around until she cries
>>153776503kek
>>153776515paizuri NOW
RIP Chuck
MUSEO IS BACK OUT
>alohe just had to take a shit
back from the dead are we
Ferrari just gave away the victory
>Honda ain't dead yet Based AF
>>153776515corrrrrr
>ALO
ALO surge
SOMEHOW....ALONSO IS BACK
alonsobros?
>Alonso back
>>153776573lololololol
>>153776387yes, but 30s down to leaders
>>153776577Nothing new
>the suffering must continue
Plan A at all cost
what is Alonso doing?
Perez is safe
>>153776570trust the plan brudi
>ALONSO RESPAWNEDthats legal?
EL PLAN>This is my FP4 now
strategi regretti as usual
but why is he out again
ferrari just needs more time bros
nando back from the deAd
why are ferrarri like thisI have $20 on chuck and they threw the win away
??????
ELDERLY ABUSE
aston needs more data it seems
THIS IS ELDER ABUSE STOP THEM
>>153776556i hate the ozempic antichrist
>>153775607Stragetti?!
HAM WDC incoming?
>WilliamsREDDIT BTFO
Is it true Germans call eachother "digga"?
>>153776597They barely got any testing in. They need the data.
>>153776560Looks like it.
El plan
>>153776608they have had 20 years...
ferrari lol
Be honest, would you?
>>153776610Retard
Being behind a car not even in the race anymore is so surreal
Digits and Russel + Hamilton crash
Coffee Time
>>153776602Yes, but pointless. Literally.
>>153776613>>153776615KEK
>>153776606they need the data, they barely tested
RESURRECTION
>alo got the feeling back in his handsThis shit is vibrating so much it causing numbness lol I hope he gets paid more for this
>>153776597getting his hands amputated, probably
>>153776602Racism never dies
>>153776602somehow alonso came back
ALO already gone from +2 lap to +1 lap. W-w-what did they do in the pits to achieve this speed? ;o
Alonso driving a Dacia plz understand
>>153776610>threw the win awaychuck on new hards is slower than shartonelli on old hards.its over
>>153776515imagine peeling the dead skin off
somebody call 911
>+15'12''
Can the mercs go to the end
>>153776634yes
>+15 minutes
>+15 minuteslmao
>>153776639Rolling for this
<<Yo, Hermano, still alive?>><<La Mision......ENGAGED>>
>>153776634No.t. milf enjoyer
>>153776623Sieg heil
The most baste man in f1
Today I feel gay
>>153776560>+15:12.6 kek
>>153776623Only teenagers from the Unterschicht.
>+15:11.4fucking kek
SOMEHOW... FERNANDO RETURNED...
sleepy perez back to his old tricks
>unlaps 2 laps already>15secs behind shitroll
I feel a Ferrari retirement incoming soon
>>153776653Kek
>poois
>>153776667>>153776671>>153776672We LeMans now
osama bin russel incoming
10 L
+10 laps lol
>>153776682Today I feel gimi
Alonso is actually 11 laps behind leader. fuckin legendary
>>153776634
>choco senna in charge of defending
>>15377668815 minutes
THE RACE IS BEING MANIPULATED MAN
>>153776676>You stil alive... buddy?
Does ALO get to unlap in a safety car?
TERRIBLE TYRES
Aston Martin are just treating this as Free Practice 5
>>153776634Without hesitation
>>153776688>secam Retarded>>153776688just noticed m
>>153776634stop posting your stupid whore mother
>Vercucken cant chase NorrisGrim
>>153776597Screwing with people's fantasy predictions for the luls
Here's How Alonso Can Still Win
Feel for this race?
>was +15mins>now +14minsEL PLAN
TURNING THIS SHIT OFF FUCK MECREDES
On everyone's soul we do NOT fuck with these Italian retards
>>153776680
Nope, russell has to pit.
>bearmankino name
And it's over
Chuck drove perfectly for the beginning of the race and then Ferrari just shits all over the effort
+10 laps
>>15377672210 laps behind Stroll
TOTAL HAG DEATH
So Mercedes won
Wait is Alonso actually back on track??
why is ferrari like this?
>William sacrificed the last season to get this one ready, as admitted by James Alphabet>P12 P13
>>153776731glorious nippon powertrains
>>153776730Everyone else explodes is still possible.
>>153776731He can still win this. Provided everybody else DNFs.
Why is ferrari like this bros
>the one stop is viablelmao ferrari spaghetti regretti
>Merc 1-2
bortoleto lowkey having a nice race so far
max podium
>>153776764Technically Stroll won't be last now.
>30 seconds behid alpinethey're gonna ask him to stop the car any second now
>>153776764overtaking STR
where ps3?
>>153776731
>surrey against essexwhoever winswe lose
>>153776764Just behind Stroll on track rn
CAM ON OLLIE
>>153776767
>>153776781
Reminder there are no F1 races in April
for me, it's caroline vreeland
hagmaxxers out
>one stop is viableAnd what happens when one of the shitters at the back break down and Mercedes get the free pit?
>>153776761rude
>>153776817J U S TUST
>car is actually good this year>they poached engineers from the WEC program>still fuck up on simple stratagies like pitting during a SCIt's the italian boomers man just fire them all
>>153776791>maxwho ?
>>153776824based
>>153776804beach partytypical lazy australian
>>153776804kidnapped by the CCP
>>153776758lets go strollbros
>>153776819Kino preggo content desu
>>153776804crashed on out lap to grid, engine uncommanded acceleration
For me is 19yo hags
>>153776816ok but thats cheating
Honda has less dnfs then Ford , Audi , Ferrari and Merc(DNS) so far
>it's not raining or 40°CYou're welcome.
Its windy guys
We're selling the Ferrari strategy team into white slavery
lawson and ocon out of the grid soon
My Asian wife hates watching F1 with me
>TWO virtual safety cars>pit none of them>even lewis said to pit oneHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDICK HEADS
>its +12 laps now
>Open up stream>American stream>Literally inset footage and ads taking up the majority of the screenFuck me lol
WIND>WINDWIND>WINDWIND>WINDWIND>WINDWIND>WINDWIND>WIND
safe to say the race is over now
what the fuckhttps://x.com/F1BigData/status/2030506027351777359
>>153776856italians aren't white
lawson is not closing that gap to the williamsLinblad has made him like a right shitter today
>>153776742He finished that race in points iirc.
>+11 lapsTime to retire old man
>>153776817
W I N DIND
>>153776761Rude
>>153776830Dont think too much about it
For me it's pre-colombian looking Mexican bitches
>>153776856>italians>white
>12 lapsalonso is going backwards
>>153776875based colasenna
>+12 lapsoh my days
>>153776856Bring back the Berber corsairs to raid Maranello
>>153776889
LIVE CELEBRITY CAM
>>153776876calm down charles darwin
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............
>>153776653my nigga henry
wtf antonelli sounded like high-pitch alonso
For me its racoon hapas
>>153776886expired
>>153776913>fake tits
>+10laps nowI KNEEL...
Everyone responsible for the celebrity cutaways should get executed.
>>153776918
This is going to be a fucking dreadful season.
>>153776924I thought the same kek
>>153776856Who would buy them?
>5-second gap average between driversCloser racing my ass.>That battery depletion
kwab
>>153776926Do not like this woman
>>153776878Lawson rarely needs help in that department
i sadly got ruined during the peak of belle delphine and now only dumb e-thots do it for me
>>153776926love her, bros
>>153776926she has a baal tramp stamp
>>153776962Prove it.
whats his el plan?
oh wow our 2025 champ is so talented
>>153776945Oil Arabs would put them on display in one of their collection
>>153776926get rid of all that metal in your mouth, raccoon girl
VSC VSC VSC
Post barely legal grills to drown out the hags
Well it was fun for 12 laps. Nothing else happening now.
>>153776945Onions Green
>>153776816I call dibs on upper right
VSC deployed and ferrari can't boxing during it again
AAAAAA RED FLAG
>>153776965>>153776968
>>153776926hwo?
JANNIES BE CAREFUL
>VSC to save Norizz
mexicans littering
>>153776959>Belle DelphieWasted her youth by not doing a proper porn
day-bree?
Free pit stop for mercedes
>>153776978BOINNNNNGGG
SLUUUUUUUUUUURP
those brave brave stewards wow
>SHATALLAC
Wtf VSC ruining this fight
ANOTHER LANDMINE
FERRARI 1-2
burgerbros...
>caddilaclmao
>>153776969testing
RECYCLE FOR IMAGE LIMIT>>153774126>>153774126>>153774126
I hope merc batteries explode
What a piece of shit... and cadillac too
come on Caddy, hold on there!!!!!!!!!!
>american race cars
>>153776969survive as long as possible to get data
>cadillac build quality
>>153776992Alysa Liu
fucking cars are falling apart
>>153776364 (me)close enough
>>153777002i dunno, i've always liked her fully clothed stuff the most for some reason.
>>153777015Going to be banging my pots and pans together on the doorstep this eve
New to F1. What's the point of teams outside of the big four if they never win?
Kekdillac bros...
>>153776978Who?
>>153776780More likely than you think.
mclaren have been practicing their pit stops, much better than last year
>>153777015surprised that retard ted didnt sperg out actually havent really heard him so far maybe they cut that fags mic
norris is still a kwab
aaaiieee the car was not supposed to break until lap 40 WTF
>>153776978Perfect woman
Norizz is so shit, PS3 would be on the podium in that car
it's alonsover...
I watch the stream in lower quality just to make the number 1 on Norizz car unreadable
>>153776878Cassidy was the only one decent enough for F1 of himself Lawson Armstrong and Hartley
>>153776978why's she filming in a toilet
>>153776959Why do al Germans have some fetish? Can’t you just be satisfied with hot women? >no pee in my left ear
>most Nordic sounding name possible>giga-brown pajeetHow
>Alonso again
ugly sounding engines
whats the point of asston shartin?money laudering the most expensive manchild daycare on earth?
>>153777108same my stream keeps goijng from 240-480p every 10 seconds and its worth it
>>153777128(((race mixing)))
>>153776926she put cadillac livery on her hair
Lmao they cut the speedometer graphic off early as he started to super-clip
>>153777125Where is the fun in that
>>153777173>mutts driving mutt carsLol
Stroll out there retardmaxxing "I drive the car until it stops"
>>153777173that's just what swedes look like now
pinnacle of motorsport lmfao
>>153776926Good vibes
>>153777153v10s are never coming back, get over it
>>153776597(((Stroll))) have a bet on the number of laps they'll complete
>>153777076>Pajeets gut>Leaf wants to fuck it instead of a dogSar
>>153777002she is horrible at pornI don't even know how is that possible
>>153777153the merc sounds so fucking bad with that whistling
>those huge pace differences purely from the power unitsReally "fun" race you've got there lmao. Now that the race has settled, you can already see what the standings will be for the rest of the season. Even the overtakes happen because of power difference and not racecraft. My only respite is that McLaren is now irrelevant.
Calling it now, a good Monaco race this year
>>153777430Everyone gets DRS and straights still aren't long enough to pass
>>153777430>in b4 mandatory 3 pit stops
>>153777128he's aryan
I don't think this zoomer mode bullshit is for me
i fell asleepqrd on the last 10 laps?
>>153777533mercs are sandbagging hard enough they can 0 stop every race and win
what happened to ferrari's pace?
Bortoleto is still in the points, the Audi-Sauber is doing well
>>153777724Nothing, they are on par/a bit faster than merc.However the Ferrari century of humiliation continues due to their strategy, they lost 15s just on pits lol
>>153776978
