Sudbury Wolves editionprevious: >>153790026
>>153792134
knight's lost
>>153792113They lack the ability to dominate territory and scoring chances like did when they have the last couple years which doesn't mix well with their garbage goaltending and shitty finishing
Java Monster Coffee at 12:30 AM on a Monday morning WOOOOOOO go hockey!
>>153792143
>>153792148theo vons bit about guys who drink monster that he did on joe rogan was great
>you now remember Canada lost to the USA in overtime
>>153792149>merely pretending to be dead
>>153792104our sisters are so much worse
1st in the Atlantic! :)
>>153792160
>>153792154>theo von>monster>joe roganhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeSXvATLmSU
>>153792172talk shit GET HIT
>>153792143>>153792149Realistically though who are the only GMs in the league retarded enough that Rutherford & Co. could trade Pettersson to this off season?>Yzerman>Holland>TulskyAnyone else?
>>153792201mccrimmon if you make him feel like hes getting something shiny (wax his head)
>>153792201They might be able to trade him for Luke Hughes
>tam7a-8ay
please do not tell me that the Pacific's division leader has less points than the Islanders
>>153792233A tougher divisions means less teams to take points from.
>>153792201Bowman but he doesn't have the cap unless you're taking Nurse back (lol)
>>153792233please do not tell me that you didn't get tickets again
>>153792137What did the Sudbury Wolf just finish eating?
>>153792201>Tulskythats the perfect team to send him to
>>153792167congratz. dabre fans deserve it after all of these years of pain.
>>153792207jej
>>153792154based on what you just said, i can tell you have a sub room temperature iq
>>153792262just like our bud
>>153792241>BowmanI was thinking about him. It wouldn't happen for the next two years, but if (when) McDavid leaves, if he's still GM I could see him panicking and going for it. However, it's only a dream.>>153792249Before signing his massive extension there were rumors going around that the Canucks would trade him to Carolina for a package including Necas if he didn't re-sign. Pettersson promptly signed after that.
>>153792191the most well-executed play I've seen from the Ranchers since 1994
on the bright side, the salary cap is going up by 30 gorillion dollars soon so all these bad contracts are about to look a whole lot sweeter
>>153792267Well either sign with the Canucks or get dumped for basically nothing. I think said package included Jarvis so the Canucks look extra retarded if true. Then again, the Hurricanes have been burnt before on big swings for players. They still could regret the Necas/Rantanen swap but who knows. Maybe one day Carolina will not be the high shot output go brrr team
>>153792217Why aren't they wearing the black jerseys
>>153792274Wow suddenly Frederic, Nurse, Walman and Jarry doesn't look so bad
big if true
>>153792284>I think said package included Jarvis
Showing one of these heated rivalry faggots 20 minutes of the best cheap shots by goons and telling them they aren't allowed to watch hockey again
>>153792313I didn't think Horvat had this shitdisturbing in him. New Yorkers must have really taught him a thing or two.
>>153792321maybe he thought there was a venomous spider on the sharks players visor and was trying to save him from it's deadly bite
>>153792313Thinking about that time Tyler Bertuzzi decked Matt Calvert in the face while sitting on the bench.
>>153792329those bertuzzi's have bad blood in them i tell ya
>>153792313We should write more ao3 fanfiction about matt cooke and raffi torres
>>153792321he was just teasing a my islanders prospect's brother
>>153792329Nathan Mackinnon throwing a helmet at Garland
>>153792342this is why he was worth all those pics.
>>153792349he was worth keeping another six seasons!
garly will be the highest paid forward on the jackets next season, and that's saying something
>>153792268mate i cant imagine the adrenaline how about burning down a darren in one pull to help even out the nerves bosh
I can't believe the 'Guins beat my Bruins :<
>>153792366It's sad we'll never see Garland's heart in playoff games that actually matter.
>>153792366They are dangerously close to being terrible for the next decade
>>153792366why does the salary cap exist when teams like the jackets will just short players anyways?
>>153792342
>>153792370it's a durry
>>153792379Cost certainty.
>>153792380he was just giving him his helmet backwhat a nice guy
>>153792379oh they'll overpay fantilli, you'll see
>>153792380the biggest loss of the coyotes is that the mammoth and avs don't seem to hate each other as much
I can't tell if the Jackets and Penguins are good of they're playing good because PDO machine goes brrr
Wright and Slaf are completely different players and you could argue that Wright was having a TON of issues in the OHL just by attitude alone. Slaf was iffy because of his Liiga play but the way he just elevated himself in the Olympics made him betterTLDR fuck "projections"
>>153792407I thought Wright was american
>>153792415well I guess you were Wrongh
>>153792406Both are running off the new coach bonus but Columbus is more "okay" across the board as opposed to Pittsburgh being Crosby, Malkin, and 21 other warm bodies that can skate sometimes.Both are benefiting from the Metro being complete garbage.
>>153792421jen
>>153792424the jackies have been enjoying an unusually long new coach bonus however...
>>153792421
>>153792447That Werenski plays for keeps.
>cant lose with hofer in netMy Blues are going to win all remaining games and ruin their chances in the draft.
>>153792485i hope you get stenbergkeep all swedish prospects far away from the pacific northwest
>>153792500
>>153792510im so sorry.
It’s up
>>153792517
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>153792407>muh heckin statsMoritz Seider was supposed to be the reach of the century. Wings took him because of his size, skating and shot and now he's a 1D. Slaf scored 5 goals in 31 games at Liiga; Kakko scored 22 in 45. Guess which one is good at hockey
>>153792530https://youtu.be/iMfgcA1zlGY?si=-LbMPZL8QYKBic0z
>>153792530Doubt
>Carlson (lower body) isn't expected to make his debut with the Ducks until the end of the team's road trip, which begins Tuesday in Winnipeg, according to Zach Cavanagh of The Sporting Tribune on Sunday.WHY did they fucking trade two picks for this
>>153792571Because they’re retards
>>153792571Got to rest the boomers for the playoffs
>>153792485>>cant lose with hofer in netWhat in the literal fuck is happening.... Hoffer was trash last season and the start of this season.WHY IS HE GOOD NOW??
>>153792571they wanted to break ovechkin's heart
marner
>>153792621haha
my marners have been violent and viscous
>Marner leaves Toronto>Toronto gets worse>Marner joins Vegas>Vegas gets worsetruly a curse
what a joke, these rankings are getting worse every video
Leveled up Atrocious to 30 settled on trying Black Manta. This guy kicks ass. Already go him up to 15.
>>153792713you don't agree with his rankings?
what the FUCK is a buffalo sabre???
>>153792839it's the type of sword that americans used to kill all the buffalos (because 1 dead buffalo = 1 dead injun)
It’s gonna be Edmonton/Colorado vs Tampa Bay/Montreal Thank you, goodnight
>>153792853kinoand you're welcome, sleep tight
>>153792852well it almost worked
>>153792839this was supposed to be a buffarro wing but AI is still in its retarded infancy
>>153792869I also am in my retarded infantsy, forgot pic
>>153792875looks like my last Mitch Marner
>>153792852I've seen this photo 1,000 times and I still can't believe it's real truly amazingThere is a chapter in the Revenant where he talks about standing in pelvis high snow and shooting 50 buffalo like it was nothing (the snow made it hard for them to move)
>>153792160and so much sexier
>>153792881you should probably lay off the Canadian Club anon
>>153792972I think you're right
>>153792191>clean hit on my teammate I must fight for his honorThis is why fighting in hockey is gay
>>153793032then he also gets 2 minutes for defending himself
malcolm subbanthat's the post
>>153793032Go back to football faggot
>>153793032Yeah nobody would ever fight on your behalf
>>153793144what about on his bewhole? (bhole)
I always like how the canadians are like "oh uhhh are you guys going a war.. are you guys winning a cup are you guys uhhh..... well when do I get invited?"
>>153793206
>>153792137nice bake op
*achoo!*
Get a puck
>>153793206They're like that one friend who always texts you first, seemingly having no life of his own, always with the same despondent "What r u up to" or "Whats happening"
/hoc/ is for frens
>>153793824e-even me?
>>153793861Especially you
>>153793875:D
Huomenta on a sunny day
The Lightning vs Sabres game had more goals than $11.6 million dollar Pettersson
>>153794055JEN
> Finding reasons to tune into the remaining Maple Leafs gamesTo look at all their great young prospects?
Heated rivalry inspired the Sabres to make playoffs
>>153794222To watch Olympic Gold Medalist Auston Matthews' hairline recede in real time
>>153794497What creatine and stress do to a mf
>>153792137Fuck the Wolves, it's all about my Soo GreyhoundsHow do the women and gays feel about that absolute KINO Buffalo Bolts game btwWould be funny if ther were seething about real hockey
>>153794222>prospectsLmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQBt5lAolQM
bolts chimpout status?
>>153792517My stars have a 12.2% chance of winning the cup actually.
>>153794546A marner curse be upon you.
our sabersies :)
>>153794580already got a cursed marner bubbling around in my gut rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj4-xyLPDqY
Many game tonight
>>153794497>This is what playing for the laffs does to a mfer
would love a cheeky cup run for my habs but if not I'm pulling for the sabres they deserve it
>>153792517How is this calculated?
>>153794751>The sabres deserve itOne only deserves what Gary decides they deserve
>>153794759in that case CONGRATULATIONS SUNBELT!
>>153794524>still falling for the "creatine causes hair loss" meme
>>153794769Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>153794780Thank you Gary
>>153794780say what you will about my team but Kent Hughes and Jeff Gorton are a dynamic duo most teams would be jealous of
>>153794524>>153794747>ameribald genetics
> There was a clip from last week of Craig Berube yelling at the players during a TV timeout, and each of them had the same thousand-yard stare Mark Wahlberg had in Boogie Nights when he realizes his life is falling apart.
>>153794771/fit/ has tried convincing me it’s safe multiple times
the Morgan Rielly I just left smelled like roadkill
>>153794798They made no moves, but needed to.
>>153794843selling the farm when your window is just opening is laffer tier management
explain to me in big brain terms how to acquire a player for a first and swap him weeks later for a third
>>1537948501 strong move isn't selling the farm. Now, they'll miss or get swept.
>>153794843I wouldn't have minded a small move, especially getting a goalie on the cheap, but didn't want them to get rid of any assets really
>Kent Hughesbezos looking ass
shit, we bottled the lead again
>>153795073when are you coming to toronto poo brother
>>153794222for the comedy
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
its official mexico owns us
>>153794952sure, overpay for a shitter like roy then go bounced in the first roundthe laffer way
wait...the islanders are making the playoffs...? lol wtf
>>153792839This
my hawkies :)
>>153795193dude on the right lookin' like he about to "if only you knew how bad things really are"
Mornin, /hoc/! Are your boys having fun out there?
>>153795172The Metrosexual and Pacishit divisions are a fucking joke. Gary should just end the season now and make it Atlantic vs. Central desu.
>>153795165>bounced in the first roundThat's what's happening now, assuming hasbs make it
>>153794771>two friends who took creatine in their late teens>both started going bald by their early twenties
>>153795193>Canadian beer>sponsor of the Buffalo Sabresour team.
>>153795392Indeed, Labbatt USA even moved their headquarters to Buffalo. It's piss swill, but it's far better than Bud or Coors
>>153795392>our teamFUCK YEA! Partying with a bunch of Canucks before, during, and after a Dabres playoff game is a joy I can look forward to again.
>>153795380so let it happen why are you pretending like there was a player available to make a difference
who else here is watching the sled hockey?
>>153792517>proj 90 points in the eastalmost guarunteed missing the playoffs>proj 90 points in the westsure bet for the playoffs
>no is reading my Gerard Gallant - Mark Ricci Heated Rivalry fanfic
>>153792839we are all wondering
>>153795518The idea is to find a guy who fits now and for the next 2-3 years.
>>153795628Gary would read that fanfic, you should send Gary a link
>>153795380then why overpay for a shitter
>>153795640you arent even able to name said guy
>>153795655You pay the going price to get what you need. hasbs did nothing.
>>153795676There were G's, F's and D who moved. Don't play retard.
>>153795646Gary is a busy man. His interns will read it and provide him with the cliff notes
I think a cool suggestion for Gary to ponder could be to spread the Canadian teams out more in the divisions.Instead of 3 in the Atlantic and 3 in the Pacific, we could have 2/1/2/2. Maybe even 2/2/2/2 if we get the Nordiques back.
>>153795697will the interns like it? Do you have a synopsis prepared?
every player on the US team is going to have a hat trick before the tourney is over
>>153795564holy fuck germany is SHIT
Business idea: 4 team divisions only 2 make the playoffs
>>153795804
>>153795695we don't sign our posts here
>>153795790I thought that guy just hit the griddy
>>153795804then we HAVE to install a Loser Tournament >>153795812No, Gary, stand by and mind your trigger fingera Loser Tourney means my time for ads, way more than these piddling, measly "Over Time" periods
>>>means more time for ads
You have too much time for aids now, sweetie.
>newfags and rapey cancel the olympics
>>153795603all the teams in the west above 50% chance project <90 points
>>153795695and out of all of them you refuse to name a single one who would have fit in buffalothe only retard here is (You)
I was talking about hasbs, retard.
Is Sabretooth ELITE?
>Olympic Gold Medalist, Auston Matthews
>>153796178Now show us McCrykid's cup or gold medal.
>>153796178Captain North America
>>153796198
>>153796224What's that? Some kind of exhibition game?
>>153796292we had fun
>>153794754
>rags fans have resorted to bandwagoning the sabies
>>153796452Just like my >laffs
>>153796456the sens are shit too however
uh oh, Burgerstanis uh oh
bong and half-ish till puck drop in Columbus
>>153796163Yes
where did all the elite tendies go10-15 years ago nearly every team had a vezina caliber goalie
>>153796615Empty Net Era
>>153796615We we're eating good
>>153796615They were system/pad babbies. It's better now since having an elite goalie is actually a noticeable advantage
>It's b-better nowNo it fucking ain't
>>153796539Is Conor Garland slotting into the lineup?
>>153796275>Cheating, diving cunt
>>153796665Lundqvist is a pad babby so obviously a Swede would disagree
>>153796672NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN NATEDAWGERINO DIVERINO NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153796672>Sow the storm>Reap the whirlwind
>>153796615cool it with the anti semitism bud
> Tristan Jarry Clashing With Oilers TeammatesOr, >Tristan Jarry Nooooooticing the turnstile defense soilers play
grim times for the near future as there is nothing but shit games today. Do better Gary.
>>153796275Did all of us command this?
One Bong 'Till Showtime
yeah skinner would have saved that
HEY YOU CHUDS!!! SILVER IS ACTUALLY WHAT YOU WANT! FOOLED YA!
>>153796709This guy wishes he had even 10% of Crosbys aura.
>>153796709I wonder if the little stuffed animal made him realize what he's really a part of. He thinks he's just been to war but then the entire thing is summed up with dancing animal mascots
>>153796763rangers-flyers is a heated rivalry
>>153796976if they start high sticking make backdoor plays or rim it around the boards im changing the channel
>>153796966>MacKinnon's heart grew three sizes that day!
>>153796966Tina :)Milo :)
>>153796615sticks couldnt bend in half 10-15 yrs ago
>>>had even 1% of[feex]
3 of these games tonight affect >my team.
>>153796615the universal availability of video recording in high definition and framerate
>>153792167as a hasbs type of manGO DABRES!
>OMG IS THAT JOEL HOFFER IN NET??
>>153796615Gary wants a dozen goals every game
* Embrace the Tank *
>>153792407I don't know why habs fans let shane live rent free in their head.If Shane played with Suzuki and Caufield he'd score a bunch of goals. If Slavkofsky played with whoever the fuck is on Seattle's 3rd line he'd be a literal who.
>>153797345Gary wants every game to go into emergency overtime and also a foot rub, goyim
>>153797420>unbothered. >moisturized. >happy. >in my lane. >focused. >flourishing.
The game just started and byfield already took a penholy kek
>>153797296does he have a brother named jack
>Sanderson out week-to-week
double minor KWAB
N
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>>153797511>Bustfield
>scoreless draw
GG
>>153795790Why arent the refs handicapped too?
>>153797558they're blind
>Brad Marchand will find out in the coming days if he needs surgery for a lingering lower-body injury, Florida Panthers coach Paul Maurice said Monday.>The 37-year-old forward missed 10 games prior to the Olympic Winter Games Milano Corina 2026 last month, when he won a silver medal with Team Canada. Marchand had one assist in four games.>"There's going to be a decision made on what's the best way to get him to 100 percent full health," Maurice said. "I think even if there isn't [surgery], we're still talking long-term; like, this isn't going to be a couple of days. We're into weeks.>"… He has been dealing with something for a couple of months, [but] we have been able to maintain it."They can 100% maintain for the rest of the season but they won't because they want to tank now and will do the gay apehoop thing with load management just to keep the 1st round draft pick they were suppose to have traded to ChiKongo but suddenly 1 year later had a condition to it.
Who said there are no good goalies? tune in
LMAO SKAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153797565>The 37-year-old forwardCrazy. My dad is 40 and I consider him old
>Columbus
>>153797621Zoomers OUT
>>153797612Laughton is a machine.
So you're telling me the leafs tossed him aside for just a second round pick? What are they thinking?
>pooplumbus
Why the fuck is the LA-CBJ game at 1pm pacific time? Is there some fake holiday nobody knows about like MLK Day or Columbus Day
>>153796615zoomer twinks are too afraid to play goalie
well, fugg
>>153797511Now you know why we call him Bustfield. Should have traded his ass in the locker room in Edmonton after he costed the Kings game 4 trying to be cute with the puck
>>153797734it's a makeup game, odd reason to make it a 4pm game either way
>>153796275He cheats the fucking Finns and then he tries to murder Roope. What a piece of shit.
>>153797721Um, you might want to sit down for this one
Why do Finns look like this?
>>153797797mongol-korean admixture
>>153797797He's a big boy. I've seen him play in my rink. My seats are pretty close to the glass and he was a giant
>>153797813Kazakhstanis are the same way
So how are the Capitals going to fuck up this game tonight?(All answers are correct)
>>153797845traditional methodologies
>>153797762He stands on guard for thee (when he's not diving kwab).
this game has chimpout potential
>>153797977SO TRUE BILL
>>153797797Phew I got scared I saw Topi Ronni
>>153798011Grim
>>153798007reminds me of what bud fed to you 1421 days ago
Someone get me that costco hot dog
>>153798011walkovergood seriesgood seriesshitkinogood serieswalkovershitshit
>>153798011The atlantic division playoffs are going to be incredible
>>153798011Prediction: Pain
>>153798011hasbs and soilers won't qualifyt. knower
Despite losing the shootout I actually felt pretty good about Stars v Avalanche game.
>>153798043What about the metropolitan division
>>153798085Not only will Montreal qualify, they have meme magic potential. Slafkovsky is getting better each month
>>153798163hot trash
>>153798163Boring shit just like every year
>>153798163unwatchable
>>153798011I don't want to see Buffalo v Montreal in the first round. That's a really good matchup that would be better later in the playoffs
>>153798163>randyslop division
>>153798011Always the mathematically hardest path for my starsies thank you Gary very cool
>>153798163https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorismo
Metro Divisionv.Pacific DivisionWhich division should we be more ashamed to be associated with?
>>153798192agreed, save it for the stanley cup final
>>153798011avs/wildmammoth/oilerssabres/boltscanes/pens
>scorefull draw
>kongs
>>153798240The pacific division makes a good argument for going back to the 1v8 format and abolishing the loser point.
This is a pretty good make-up game
no offense but as a fan of an original six team and speaking for all fans of original six teams, we should NOT be subjected to both Utah and Seattle in the playoffs, it's just not befitting our station
nice job doughty
>the Worstern Conference >>153798322The West has and always will be shit, and I think we should think about a Southern Conference and Northern Conference from this moment going forward > All opposed, please raise your hands for accountability
>more dangerous draw at Nationwide
Dylan v Copey bowl tomorrow
>>153798353>The West has and alwaysWhat a zoomer comment. Learn your history kid
>>153798368
>>153798353shut the fuck up trb
>look at schedule for tonight>look at /hoc/Yeah I'm thinking it's a Below Deck and RAW night
Mark my words, by the end of next season Brady Tkachuk will be wearing a Dallas Stars jersey. The Senators don't deserve him and have done so little to support him and build a competitive team. Don't get me started on the fans.
>>153798544gary is stupid and i don't respect him
kuch is so good
>>153798544>empathic It’s EMPHATIC Jesus god I’m surrounded by retards every time I turn around.
>>153798544fucking hell fuck you gary
>>153798560no he got it right, gary sat him down and gently stroked his hand and told him it's okay to cry a little.
>>153798544seeding is the only reason the divisions matter
Sabres/Stars '99 rematchBook it, Gary!
>>153798551Kucherov is the ultimate in statpadding technology
>>153798544Based Gary. As long as Can'tnadians hate what he does, I support his actions
>>153798550Gary is using your anger against you to keep you hostile and in the dark about his planGary is a genius, and you should fear Gary
