World Baseball ClassicWhat should the island be named?Which players should be on the island?Which memes and mascots should be present?What should we name the teams?
doyers
we need flight logs now more than ever...
>>153792208Based OP
ok, but what's the official cheese of baseball island?
>>153792208The Doyers team can include Mexican and Gura themes.
>>153792208every team is welcome on the island except Korea their team can play on the back of a passing whalewhen their players get overheated by their burning hatred for japan they can take their pants off and go stand over the blowhole
>>153792208Some of teh broshipz can be combined into 1 team lolz
>>153792208>>153792322irie
Central bros but theyre called the Maid Kings kek
>>153792334CUM TOWN!!!!!!!!!
Did you guys manage to get even gayer over the off-season?
>>153792414I'm gay with my dad
please feel free to add to the initial concept
>>153792431very good stuff
>>153792431>god
What music do they listen in baseball island
>>153792471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq3hEMUeBGQ
>>153792471Brazilian drill and phonk
>>153792471recker and the ass fuckies
>>153792478still not convinced that isn't Dennis Quaid
Do we know the magic number Korea needs to hold Australia to win the tiebreaker between them and Taiwan?
>>153792534tree fiddy
>>153792208>Which players should be on the island?I can think of one player. Well, former player.
>>153792534have to score 5-7 themselves and keep aus to 2 or less
>>153792546based RC
>>153792208For me, its the Cubyaledsian tranny maid kings (sorry winci)
>>153792549this is utter dogshit slop. I hope it didn't take you long
>>153792559>NOOOOO stop having fun!
pfma
>>153792549pfma
>>153792431
>>153792546please please please let Australia hit a grand slam in the first inningI need my gochujang with extra salt
>>153792546>Korea scoring 8>after getting buck broken by Japan, upset by Taiwan, and demoralized by their own media
>>153792597
>>153792649we need mount recker
would you mount recker?
>>153792654Mt Recker has been relocated to where the sun don’t shine (psycho island; home of the Cords) cord his azz!
>>153792679we’re gonna need more penises
>>153792679Missing some aliens and a dumpster named after *insert rivals name here*
buncha homos
>>153792725>>153792681
>>153792672what the actual ASSfuck is that?
>>153792725traps ain’t gay
>>153792681You can use mine i dont need it anymore
>>153792725penises are straight
>>153792739Mine is curved like a banana
>>153792746You should get that checked
>>153792746im a girl
>>153792760So am I
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2030015671820509202...baseball?
Sipping coffee just waiting doe the big game
>>153792767Cringe
>>153792767Very demonic
>>153792767such an evil shithole country
>jizz
>>153792767the great satan
>>153792816I’m starting to become a jazz fan just because of how many people dislike him and root for him to fail. I can’t help being a contrarian
>>153792767we've been brought to heel. unbelievable this is real and there will be no accountability for this once it's passed.
when does the season start. my kino spring training experience has sucked this year as so many players are absent at wbc (which i can not force myself to care about). frick this
I just lost connections because I didn't know the names of the muppets. frick this
^this nigga doesn't know the name of the muppets
>>153792679deep
frick the athletidics
Gonzo was the best muppet
youll be gonzo in a second if youre not careful
>>153792915>connections Whoever they have at NYT making these is so insufferable Meanwhile their Wordle is ridiculously easy
the new york mini mogged
Driving to florida for spring training boys, I’m at my first stop to piss.
>>153793142hell yeah
GAME THREAD>>153793312>>153793312>>153793312
Morning everyone, I hope you all have a great week.
Good morning folks.
why does baseball have post anthem standoffsThe fuck?
>>153792546Shit I just woke up and the game is not up yet. No fucking way Korea pulled it off
>>153794603prepare to be disgusted beyond comprehension
theres no baybaw today, manfred forgot to schedule games
What a catch by Jung Hoo Lee
Bruce cursed Australia by not using the proper term first pitch and not saying inning in the singular. You only have yourself to blame. The baseball gods are unforgiving.
mex vs usa will be kino
Is the Detroit Tigers a good team?
i want to see korea eliminate japan
trevor on the grid!
>>153794797have been competitive the past 2 seasons after a decade of dogshit. should be good this year alsoevery other team in their division is soulless so they win by default in that regard
>>153792431You can just take The Onion's entry on the Dominican Republic from their atlas book and it would be perfect. Every square centimeter of that page is a side-splitting joke about if there was a real baseball island.
>>153794834>soulful teamI like that, thanks
>>153794834>every other team in their division is soulless so they win by default in that regardWord, so they definitely won their division last year right? I'm seeing they even had a 12.5 game lead in late August!
>>153792230Pepper jack (of course)
>>153794970this anon is going places
>>153794976Yeah, to baseball island
>>153794925yes, detroit was the al central representative in the divisional round :^)
Don't forget about Honkbal
PFMA
>>153792546So did Australia really get eliminated by losing 7-2
I made it to Florida In poinciana and Kissimmee
shout out to the emusthey had japan shook for a minute there
>>153795109No that was all made up. Czechia advances to Miami.
>>153795113theres a portillo's over there. get me an italian beef dry w/ hot peppers and onion rings
>>153795113enjoy, amigo. have a publix sub for me.
Austalia choked!
Today I am the biggest Dominican Republic baseball fan there is. PLEASE go out there and mercy rule the jews.
my cubbies :)
>>153795203Yes, my liege.
Cub's
I want to see dr lose cuz they're showboating too much.
>>153795304Pretty sure showboating when playing the jews is considered antisemitic and anuddah shoah.
Good slate today also lmao Korea HOW
>>153795203I will root for the dummyricans just this once.
Watching Panama vs Colombia excited for this one!
>>153795336Thank you for watching our sport.
>big ass jew star on the catcher protectorFUCK OFF
israel will shock the world again
>vladdy not playingfuck off
>israel playing at loanDepot parkpoetry in motion
>juan shitshow
>>153795336Welcome to... BASE-BALL ISLAND PAHK
No gamethread for DR vs Jews?
That should have been a home run. There must have been some kind of trick.
also colombia better not fucking blow this game
albert looks good in glasses
Has anyone snuck in a Palestinian or Iranian flag?
>>153795384They can't keep getting away with it.
Orale Manmy
>try to trick yaWatch it there
domo
Fuck Israel! Dominicans should win this.
getting word that the dominican republic is trying to build nukes, bros, we gotta do something about it
IT'S ANUDDAH SHOA!
NANDOOOOOOOO
I'm loving the antisemitic display by the Dominican Republic.
>>153795252>>153795386>>153795278Cane’sCane’sCane’s
Hell yah Tatis fuck Israel
>5 runs on 1 hit
>>153795570kek
Historians are calling it the 5-Inning War
How long before Bader busts out the white phosphorus?
>Brown men unprovoked attack on white Americans and Europeans larpersReally activates the almonds
I'm sick of being Jewish I want to get baptized
>>153795699good news!If you truly repent in your heart for being Jewish, Jesus will forgive you.
>>153795699Jesús won’t forgive you though, you’re still going to lose this game
Just woke up>lostralia
>>153795725>>153795757Please baptize my ass
A LO PROFUNDO
>oy vey!!!
Decoy has threatened the Cubgers broship with a symbol of war. Our response?
>>153795890kys obviously
I am a baseball island unto myself.
pyscho stadium fucks ya team
>Israel is playing in LoanDepot Parkwhy am I not surprised
>>153795947lmao just a coincidence
This Panama vs Colombia game getting a wee bit boring
What are your thoughts on the Chicago Cubs?
>>153796024reddit team
>>153795947Fuckin kek private Ramirez got jokes
>>153795399
>>153796038Why
>>153796024I've got family in Chicago and been to a few Cubs games, always had a good time. Overall they're a pretty boring but decent team. I hate PCA though
aint standing up jewish hate lmao
>>153795890GIWTWM
Let's cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
>>153796065>I hate PCA thoughbased...BASED!!!
>>153796021Ireland it's on at I think 1 AM your time but US-MEX shouls be a decently competitive game
doyerpacos seething kek
in this house we respect reddit
>>153796024kek scuba!
>>153796021>Can't appreciate a pitchers' duel.ngmi
can’t find the stream somebody tell me what’s happening
may actually be the slurpiest game of all time going on between panama and colombia
Top slurp, runners on the slurps, no slurps in PR. Pananama being no slurped
New "new barance" commercial just dropped
So does Korea move on?
>>153796207YesFaces winner of DR-Venezuela pool
>panamathank you.
>>153796160for me its Brazil and GB
>>153796218Oh so Korea's gonna lose next round? Damn
which teams are you supporting?
>>153796303Me on the left
Prager U bros....
>>153796303Why China can't get into baseball?We got Japan, Taiwan, Korea, why can't China?
>>153796317Japan didn't occupy them long enough
>>153796148Tel Aviv Coinshavers 1, Santa Domingo Sammysosas 6, top of the 7th, Dominicans have a guy on 3rd and 1 out
4-0 Columbia
>>153796329did he died
>>153796317Perubro, were you the one in that other thread asking about getting into American sports? Have you settled on an MLB team to support yet?
>>153796334Dominica just scored 2 runs, it’s looking like everybody’s getting a second circumcision when they get back to Jerusalem
>>153796314Pimped it so hard that the ball was in the stands before he got halfway to first lmao
>>153796317China can't into team sports
ngl, i think the dominicans are about to take the whole series
>>153796367China prefers games with tiny balls and extremely short bats(presented without comment)
what are peeps watching?
>>153796314Israel has a right to defend its-ACK!!!
>>153796385mex vs usa tonight at 7
johnny hustle
Huge Homerun for Panama
>>153796375If Dominicans are #1 in their pool, it means they face Korea in the quarterfinalsthat bloodbath will be a lot of fun to watch
>>153796402oh for sure, but they've just been playing a little different. they rally like americans and japanese but with seemingly more sovl
>>153796385Haiti’s houseneighbors hitting homers on heebs
jizz has yet to get a hit against brazil
>>153796414yeah I want Japan to win of course but I think there’s no shame in losing to the Dominicansthey’ve been a powerhouse since the 80’s at least
why is subway 13 bucks for a 6in now?
>>153796418watching him field that last grounder and he looks completely out of it. No stomach for a relegation battle.
>>153796451I got six inches you can have for free pal
>>153796402too bad that game would not be played in LA.
>>153796451jews
BRAZILCLAP CLAP CLAP
>that rocketmoney commercial with the tiktok styled captionsgrim
zamn! jewboy finna take a dominicans head off
>>153796484KEK faggot
We scored :))
>>153796516He uhhhh threw a rock :|
>>153796451Because Donny is lowering inflation. He said so.
It's over for Ingerland.....
>>153796418he aint built for it
>>153796451we only eat jimmy johns or jersey mikes around these parts
>>153796540for me its Cheba Hut
>>153796451To trick you into installing the sandwich app on your telephone and check it for days when it's cheaper.
>>153796540Does Blimpie still exist or has that not been a thing in 25 years
RULE BRITANIA
A little Blimpie San!
Can I get a qrd on lil bloopie san and all variants
>>153796577
>>153796553never existed in my city
>>153796540there is a deli that I always go to for my sandwiches named Jo's. A Subway is next door on one side and a donair place as well. I have no idea how those two stay in business as everyone goes to Jo's. The spicy salami with mozza is criminally based.
>>153796577this guy is fucking hot MILFs on the daily and basically you're fucking retarded.
>>153796624>anons too chicken shit to go fist deep in a cougarSTAY INCEL BITCHES
>>153796601that subways is subsidized by other subways and its sole purpose is to try and kill that smaller business
>>153796676no shit. that is why a lot of the neighbourhood are hell bent on ensuring that never happens.
so happy they have relegation in this tournament. Sure adds some extra spice to these bullshit games that would otherwise mean fuck all.
Jizm with the RBIsm
this is worst than the holocaust!!!
Pissrael getting BTFO
doo really blowing bubbles with his gum while running the basesNUTS
>>153796751Dom Rep looks like such a fucking wagon.
we'll never be kc ROYALS
Panama's about to get relegated
>>153796786A train if you will
This team is so weak minded
>>153796839Sorry buddy, but you guys could make it back, the bongs would never survive relegation.
i would like cuba to win by 5 today, or lose by 12 either is good in my books
We are halfway to nu tho.
>>153796893I'm so excited I can't wait!!! :D
WBC is a myth
>>153796987and we are the legend
Is Colombia going to choke this game away?
panamACK
Hopefully Brazil qualifies for next time
how the fuck did we lose to that canal shit?
I don’t think Brazil should be invited back next time, they are an unserious team.
That was fun but out team is too bad, surprised how well they played against the US
Panama needs Canada to lose it's next two games to avoid having to requalify
>>153797080if only Bo Bichette played for them instead of prioritizing his Mets.
>>153797103I thought that would be only Columbia getting relegated if Canada loses out unless Canada gets BTFO? It is only bottom team in each group, no?
>>153797094>invitedthey have to requalify
How do you lose to Colombia kek
>>153797094Too many shit teams like Brazil and Czechia, the tournament should be reduced to 16 teams
>>153797122yeah if Canada loses both Colombia would be in last
>>153797139I dont think you understand how a world cup works
>Tatis Jr nuked Satanic pissrael into smithireensThat's my GOAT. love you Tatis Jr, Bring it home this year.
>>153797147where's the african team then?
>>153797148*blue squares this post*
Does head-to-head take precedence over Runs Allowed?
>>153797123Says who? You know the MLB dictates this tournament and can change the rules whenever they want, right? You probably think “international law” is a thing too.>>153797139has it right, too many shit teams, mercy ruling teams shouldn’t be a regular occurrence that’s little league/travel baseball tournament tier bullshit. Even 16 teams might be too much there should probably only be 8 teams playing 5 game series.
>>153797148Pissrael also wearing doyer colors. It's happening this year
So it happened again
brazilians literally whiter than bongs
>>153797122Only head-to-head matchups count in the tiebreaker. Canada is safe but if they end up 1-3 then Colombia gets relegated instead of Panama.
>>153797168glue is bad for you
just woke up from a spring training nap and I dreamed I was a baybaw coach
>we are making this tournament so the sport grows internationally>EERM WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BAD TEAMS LIMIT IT IMMEDIATELY LET ONLY THE US JAPAN AND PUERTO RICO PLAY This is how you sound anon
>>153797143right. The head to head is the first tie breaker.
>>1537971658 teams would make the tournament too short imo, 16 teams is fine, it should also be in the middle of the season like in July while MLB pauses (like NHL did with the winter olympics). This should replace the all star game.
>>153797165World Cups always try and feature as much of the world as possible and expose the game. Every world cup has minnow teams.
Czechia will beat Japan
>>153796024They’re kino
>>153797233I disagree. Widening it to 20 and 4 groups of 5 is fine. An extra team = more kino. It will also improve more of these teams in the logn run. Having it in the middle of the season may improve it a little the level of play, but March is OK as an alternative to watching yet another spring training game with Double A and High A dudes slugging it out in the seventh inning on some random high school field.
>>153797252kek
>>153797252oh shit. don't tell the Mossad.
>>153797252oy vey cool it with the antisemitism
>>153796024One of the most sovlful teams bordering on reddit
Baseball is fun but if Brazil wasnt participating on this i would have never watched a single second of it beyond watching my cousins play Wii Sports, wouldnt make much sense to limit a world cup of your sport if you want it to actually grow
>>153797272they were when Harry Carrey was calling games in drunken hot dog fueled stupor. Now? Not so much? I blame the fucking walls they put up in the outfield to go after the apartment buildings across the street.
>>153796038>>153797272They’re not reddit fuckhead Cubs = 4chanCubs = 4chanCubs = 4chanTony Soprano wearing a cubs hat Your favorite TV character wearing a cubs hatAnime girl wearing a cubs hat Cubs = 4chanThey’re not Reddit Cubs = 4chan
>>153797286there should be a limit though otherwise it would make for some dreadful slop. Look at the World Cup now.
>>153797301>Anime girl wearing a cubs hat
>>153797301they're reddit.
>>153797287I also le hate le universally agreed upon good and popular thing
>>153797301The cubreddit ain’t gonna like this…
>>153797303The world cup thing is that it already had a big enough format and the sport already is global, theres not much where to grow when billions of people already watch the sport
>>153797252holy kek
>>153797303It went from 16 to 20 and that's definitely should be the max. Soccer will worse with 48 teams.
my reddit cubs :)
>>153797301>one 5% off peanuts coupon has been deposited into your account
>>153797301>Tony Soprano wearing a cubs hat cute. tony is a confirmed dodgerchad.
>>153796024I think right now on the Cubs network they're showing underage boys basketball. So thats all you need to know about them.
Its OVAH>>153797332With that being said i would not enjoy the world cup only having 16 or 20 teams, 32 is perfect
Your favorite band wearing a cubs hatHitler wearing a cubs hat Trump wearing a cubs hat Martin Luther King Jr wearing a cubs hatJesus Christ wearing a cubs hat
THEYRE NOT REDDIT
The only people who wear cub hats are comedians and actors, aka people who're something they're not and jokes people laugh at lol
Columbia is over Panama on direct tie break due to the win, but Canada is also on one win. So the situation is this:- Canada wins at least 1 of their last 2 games, they are on 2 wins, Columbia relegates Panama- Canada loses both games by regular scores, all 3 countries are tied 1-3. Columbia losses were heavy, they are secured of last place - Canada loses both games by insane mercyrules scores, they are relegated
>>153797349>Round of 32WTF?>>153797369With 32 teams Germany could join, Brazil and Germany could at least gain a win if they are in a group with an even weaker team. I like that idea.
Obama wearing a Cubs hatKeanu Reaves wearing a Cubs hatCaptain America wearing a Cubs hat
>>153797385
morning ladsso did Jazz get a hit then?
>>153797449This will shock you but now that the lights are off Jazz had a great game.
>>153796553I don't think it exists anymore, it's probably been around 25 years since I last saw a Blimpie.
>>153797301They might not be so reddit compared to other teams
>>153797426only the games between the tied teams matter for the tiebreak. Colombia is guaranteed last if Canada loses both. Canada is safe
>>153797472Marlins are 4chan's team
any oldcums remember Quizno's?
>>153797439Kek, no. That'd be way too grim. Soccer and basketball are the only major team sports with that many teams in its wc.
kwabnada will be like the quiznos downtown. trash and only there for a brief moment
Abraham Lincoln quoted as saying, “cubs fucking suck lmao.”
>>153797472rockies
>>153796351>Perubro, were you the one in that other thread asking about getting into American sports?Yes, that's me.>>153796351>Have you settled on an MLB team to support yet?Not yet, I'm still picking one. Do you have a favorite MLB team?
>>153797528What position would Abraham Lincoln play if he had survived the Civil War?
that funky muncy
>>153797555You should watch this season as a neutral and see if you're naturally drawn to any team
But doctor…I am cubreddit snu
>>153797486expensive tiny ass sandwiches
>>153797564>6'4 in the 1850'spitcher and a damn good one
>>153792230Fastball top of the zone, baby.
Disgraceful for Ohtani to miss this much spring training. Thinking hes checked out and just taking the money now.
for me it's cubgers
>>153797584Thanks for the advice.>>153797593How about first baseman or outfielder?
>>153797634the high cheesebased
4chan = redditany 4chan team is in fact reddit
>>153797555>Do you have a favorite MLB team?My Metsies <3 :) :)
>>153797168israel is the whitest team in the tournament
>>153795890what sort of evil torturor is that dog? look at the ghoulish damage hes inflicted on those bearshes ripped ones eyes out for gods sake!
>>153792230
>>153797694>now melts
>>153797694>now melts!
>>153795890This is evil. Those bears represent kids, this is what Ohtani has been doing in baseball island.
>pasteurized process topping
>>153792230Aged cheddar
>>153797694now melts
There's a brand of cheese here known as American cheese.
still butthurt about the baseball massacre last night even though in the grand scheme of things it barely changes anything
>>153797759Why Canada can into ice hockey but can't into baseball?
'Mook genny
>cheddar style shreds>cheddar stylewhat is this shit made of
>>153797774I think they decided to make basketball their new sport over baseball.
>>153797789>I think they decided to make basketball their new sport over baseball.Why?
>>153797774canada isnt a hockey country anymore
>>153797784vegetable oil
canada was never a country
>>153797784
>>153797818Is basedbean good for you
>>153797783they make good ice cream
>>153797825no, theyve been putting this shit in foods since i was a kid and look how unhealthy modern americans aret. label reader
>>153797774Canada was never that into baseball. They used to have two teams but one relocated after struggling with attendance.
>>153797694collar this rat
>>153797814
>>153797784Cheddar style curds duh
Canada will become part of the US in the next 50 years, yes or no?
>>153797843Montreal isnt Canada.
>>153797861Hopefully not, no one wants those millions of jeets
>>153797862What it is then?
nice throw IDIOT
>>153797861Alberta maybe. They have to let in rats tho.
what's the scenario for canada advancing?
>>153797877Its a french colony.
any games now?
>>153797712please don't post this dead cripple here
>>153797486i had it once around the mid-2000s
>>153797486this is a blimpie general
ur moms a blimpie lmfaooooo
Thinking about a nap with the baseball game on.
Rushing RBI :)
>>153797925>didn’t remove the white from the interior of the letter
hey there, Blimpie boy, flying through the sky so fancy free
>>153797486Originated the toasted sub meme. Better than Subway, not that that's hard to do. RIPJersey Mike's and Lenny's are worthy successors.
>>153797486Toast-em!
>>153797963
>>153797976They had a dank chicken bacon ranch Never forget
When was the last time an US President was an openly declared baseball fan?
>>153797486I miss them every day
>>153797954Somebody tuck this guy in!
should i go to quiznos on vermont tomorrow?
>>153798009dubya
Tarik Skubal will leave Team USA following tonight’s game and return to camp with the Detroit Tigers, manager Mark DeRosa said.>t. Peff
>>153797976they didn't originate shit. they were good for a chain shop tho.
>tfw no sgv quiznos
>>153798046it was a very quick cameo appearance
>>153798009George W Bush legitimately liked baseball. He wanted to be the league commissioner or some shit.
>>153798046Based Tarik standing up to the US war machine
>>153798054Thanks for giving up that first pitch homer Skubs, America will never forget your heroic Team USA run.
>you suddenly remember eating a cheesesteak at the great steak & potato company at a mall in 1995
>>153798063he did settle a bit after that first inningbut yea, kek for sure
>>153798062terrorist screwball has abandoned his country. sad! many are saying he is one of the most overrarted pitchers, maybe ever
>>153798056Did he manage to do it?
>>153798064Does anyone even remember 1995? I wasn't born until 10 years later.
>>153798078you have to be at least 40 years old to post here
>>153798064Millenialchads member Charlie’s
why did he take a roster spot if he was going to just throw like 10 pitches in a meaningless game
I got my first Gameboy in 1995still have it and it still workstake me back bros
>>153798077Maybe if he never ran for President. He burned through all of his family's political capital via the Iraq War II. He paints pictures now. That's about it.
>>153798112flag wavers btfo
what can I expect from america vs mexico?
>>153798064Steak Escape always had the longest lines (and still does) at the last surviving mall in my city.
>>153798073I say this.
>>153798077He owned the Texas Rangers back when he was still sending retarded teenagers and schizophrenics to their deaths as governor
>>153798122>That's about it.those wealthy connected wheeler dealers are always up to dirty shit behind the scenes
Does anything change if Czech somehow beat Japan?
>>153798131>Two brown wojaks>Go back to your own country, we don't want your kind here
>>153798190no
>>153798190Yes suicide forest will be packed to the canopy
>>153798083i used to have a white izuzu hombre with that painted on its doors
>>153798255>>153798268wow look at my talented little son, lets stick these up here on the fridge for the world to see!*dad and mum laugh themselves to tears once you've gone to bed*
River Ryan
last one
>>153798083>>153798277these posts are making me thirsty
consider suicide
>>153798046I get it, but that's pretty disappointing.
>>153798255what's the green condiment she has on her dog?
>>153798348wasabi
Bitxch
>>153798325GIRL tatis
>>153798078>1995For me? Its the NL East with the Braves winning the division and the rest of the teams finishing with an almost identical record.
Why is Machado the Domincan captain? Soto is better and an actual Domincan.
>>153798064>& Potato the est. 1982 Great Steak Company
>>153798408Being a captain isn't about being the best player on the team.
Meanwhile the White Sox scored 11 in the 4th.
>>153798442You guys better not be criticizing Israel on my watch. This tournament was promised to them three thousand years ago.
>>153798442What is reddit/r/baseball obsession with tranny flags
>>153798442no...NO!!!
>>153798442Transxas KEKTranstros KEK
>>153798442The genny is locked cause y’all can’t behave
>>153798442horseshoe theory ayereddits gone far enough left now to finally join the alt-right in not being total fans of israel
>>153798442thanks based RC
>>153798442>>153798500This is why it was fun to root for Israel btw.
>>153798524yeah im kinda like that - cant help but support those that normies dont likeanyway, big year ahead for jazz!
>>153798524it's retarded to punish people who have no connection to a terrible regime
>>153798480Circa 2020-2022 Reddit became obsessed with the buzzword “rainbow capitalism.” This is when large companies attempt to appear more inclusive during the gay month of June. This bad because, to the jobless cyclical redditor, this is nothing but a hetero profit grab; of course gay and lesbian people don’t work at banks or as engineers for defense contractors or tech firms. They only work as baristas, bartenders, and sex workers. During this period it was noted that companies change their Twitter logos to rainbow colors for only the month of June, so your average Reddit janny decided to fly in the face of this by permanently changing their subreddit logos to be LGBT themed, at risk of being called homophobic for ever even considering changing them back.
So I will get a bat, balls and a glove. I think that's enough to get started, what do you say?
swaying the LGBTQ67++ with colored logos while corporations make their lives more miserable and steal their wallets is easier than winning vs the white sox
>>153798615Don’t forget your jock strap
>>153798615fuck my ass
>>153798615Don't forget your cleats! A friend broke his tailbone for slipping while running around first
>>153798577But enough about literally everyone. Personally I only want specific players to fail. As far as Canada/GB/Brazil/Colombia go I'm actually rooting for them to have some success just because I think growing the game in those places is good.
>>153798615get yourself a toronto blue jays cap
>>153798615You might settle for stickball at first.
this outman look-a-like has been good for the doyers in ST
>>153798577totally, I hate how the Russian tennis players are made into no nation players by the international org
>>153798615You’re gonna need nutrition for stamina while you’re out there!!
>>153798581kek what a bunch of pointless posturing
>Juan Soto went 0-4 against Israelhe may be Dominican, but he's still got to show allegiance to his Mets
>>153798656yeah, it's obnoxious but you get why it happens. I'm personally pretty neutral. I just want to see some good games and hope no one gets hurt. I'll barely remember hardly anything that happened a week or so after it's over like every other time.
>>153797783based cheddar
>>15379866931-year-old journeyman. I think they just want him in AAA for the year.
>>153798672I tend to usually root for the "pariahs" in most international sports competitions
>>153798442entire thread is [removed] comments
>>153798480trans rights are human rights
>>153798647You mean sneakers?>>153798677What is this?
Emil Morales sighting
this place is gonna be wild in hour and a half kek
>>153798767KEK
>>153798772
Marlins defense is so fucking bad.
>>153798802for me its MmUaSyToAnRaDise
Is he really Dennis prager's nephew ?
BIG RED DOG
>>153798822Mayos Tard mogs you
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>>153798855When was the last time we had a good dog cartoon?
>>153798855based x
Gakt
>>153798632I dont remember this part on the rules of baseball
>>153798862you can thank ausGODs
>>153798824kek, sorta funny if so
>>153798824can't be. dennis prager is american.
>>153798900when you are sliding into third and you...
>>153798927Bluey plays cricket, not baseball, though.
>>153798118you can never go back
>>153798945I'm sure Bluey's a based test chad and not a low IQ T20 spastic though iykwim haha
All joking aside. Why is >our team so joyless and bored looking? I’m not saying they have to wear dumb masks or dance in the dugout but they just seem completely out of it. Aussies, Taiwan, Japan, DR, PR, Venezuela, Italy, even the fucking Brits looked like they’re having fun and happy to be there and then you have Judge and Anthony saluting each other in the outfield. Harper saying nobody gives a shit and that the (((Olympics))) is more important. Like wtf is wrong with these niggas
https://vocaroo.com/1jzaR9aGrTzI"The Boys are Going Back to Piaui" - Brazil in my Heart(Song I was inspired to make due to how inspiring Brazil's baseball team is)
>>153798824my yt feed has been inundated with ads from Prager "U" since last November. A constant drone coming from these people is railing against "legacy media" as if they're presenting a fresh worldview. they don't even see, or more likely care, that "legacy media" is all but dead and buried and people have to navigate around numerous hurdles to even find anything from them. old corporate media is literally becoming the alternate media now. weird Orwellian shit of competing media echo chambers who represent slivers of a collective interest.
>>153798992the americans have no sense of national pride or identity. theyre all just kinda there whereas all these island blacks this is their world series
>>153798974that is Bluey's dad. An absolute unit.
>>153798992most of the US players already have the personality of paint drying, so it's not surprising they are the most boring and joyless. So many things they could do to make the US more fun and show a cultural identity. Give a silly cowboy hat and sheriff badge for home runs, keep a guitar in the dugout to lean into a rock and roll identity, copy italy and make the player shotgun a burger when they got a home run lol
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>>153798965>ywn again trade Graveler over the gamelink cable to evolve him into Golem with your bros
USAbros need to come back to the better anthem so that they can go further beyondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfuLrny00t4
>>153799000Song I put together for Japan's team.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk
