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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the daily mail, we can blame coaches, we can blame blisters, we can blame Emmas's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Emma and 'insert new coach here', but MASSIVE changes are desperately needed in the training programme in preparation for the next tournaments. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about winning the Sunshine Double, or any other tournament for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /rug/? #COACHIN or #COACHOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:

https://www.tiffany.com
https://www.instagram.com/emmaraducanu/
https://jlingz.com
https://www.mumsnet.com
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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>>153793964
Arrr Emma :(
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kinda late dont you think?
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Another one for the wank bank.
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damn, shes so bad nobody likes her enough to even comment in these threads anymore

its over for her.
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Who really lost here tho?
This fuckuseless mercantile whore earned $61,865 for showing up at Indian Wells - kind of - then getting horsed out in 50 minutes. She barely raised an arm ffs. Fucking racket.
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>>153794790
She's not very good. We know. It's a forced meme at this point.
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>>153794937
a literal tennis racket
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>>153794712
>emma overpowered and dominated by the better, more experienced and bigger chested player in 52 minutes
Imagine if this were OnlyFans instead of Indian Wells, really think Emma needs to consider the career change at this point.
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Alysa on topic thread jannied, Emma general allowed to stay
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>>153794790
the problem is she's neither very good at tennis nor very attractive
also yes, i am bumping this thread
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>>153797240
>ring ring
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Raducanu gave me cancer
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Eyepussi Cucktini
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>>153794937
>that one fluke win meant she her winning will exceed the lifetime earnings of any squash player
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>>153799092
She's already practicing
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She should start an OF
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>>153800761
>squash player
i have no sympathy for athletes who choose to specialize in sports that pay zero money no matter how good you get
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>>153798890
>nor very attractive
Oh, I see, you prefer your women to have a cock and balls.
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>>153799092
oh my god a WTA ultimate surrender would be so fucking KINO
>Sabs and Amanda as the apex bitches
>Plucky Iva fights hard but gets overpowered and submitted
>Emma acts all sour when she gets beat
>Marta beats the little girls but can't beat Sabs and Amanda
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>>153806903
All credit to tennis admins and GOATerer making tennis so lucrative but just as a pure sport to play others are better and it'd be nice if they got paid a bit more
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>>153806960
>ywn see Aryna vs Emma Ultimate Surrender
>Big Belorussian dom vs spoilt brat princess sub
>sweaty, glistening Emma on all fours in the dressing room, moaning as Sabalenka rams her from behind with a strapon, cursing her in Russian
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Why do women stop to be competitive and become influencers?
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>>153809506
for me its Amanda vs Emma:
>Both are confident before the match and respectful of each other
>As soon as the match starts its clear that Amanda is superior
>Amanda motorboating Emma with her tits and sitting on her with her fat arse while playing with her yellow pussy
>Emma noticeably pissed off as she gets humiliated
>Amanda enjoying knocking Emma down a peg
>The two are noticeably less friendly towards each other after the match
>"100% worth it", Amanda thinks to herself
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>>153810154
Classic WTA
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The OF WILL HAPPEN in 2026
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No emma!
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>Your hand is shaking as she hands you the felt tip pen.
>"Will you sign my shirt anon? Nothing rude though, as my parents will see."
>Your eyes dart around her torso, looking for a blank space as you begin to sweat.
>"Here anon, there's some space on the front" she says, pointing to just under her left breast.
>Your trembling hand removes the cap from the pen, accidentally flicking it onto the floor as you calculate how to approach her.
>She grabs your hand and guides it to the blank area. "Don't be shy!"
>You crouch down for a better angle and begin to faintly write your name
>"No anon, you've got to press harder than that for it to write properly"
>You press harder and can feel the resistance of her soft but firm stomach against against your pen
>"That tickles!" she giggles
>As you complete writing your name you look around at the others, trying to work out the acceptable way to finish it. An x? Love hearts?
>"Go on, give me a kiss." she says playfully, seeing you hesitate.
>You stand up to your full height, now with a bonk on having felt the warmth of her young body against your hand
>"On the shirt, silly! She laughs, pointing to your signature.
>As you reach back down to complete the writing, you graze her breast with your hand, making her instinctively jump in surprise, which she then laughs off.
>"S-sorry Emma, I didn't mean to..."
>"It's okay anon. Hurry and finish that, breaktime is almost over."
>You add the x and she snatches the pen from your hand
>"Thank yoooou!" she says in a sing song voice and skips away as the bell rings for class
>3 years later you read in her autobiography about that time she was raped by a classmate at school and she clearly describes you in detail
>notice your friend count is gradually dropping on Facebook
>you still have the pen lid from that day, the centrepiece of the Emma shrine in the bottom of your wardrobe
>a tear rolls down your face as you begin your ritual cum tribute yet again
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>>153823293
>OI MATE AV YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT PEN



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