>Lap:#8372>Countdown to THE 天安门广场残杀 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153793335>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:226 (225 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 25ANT: 18LEC: 15HAM: 12NOR: 10>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 43Ferrari: 27McLaren Mercedes: 10Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 8Haas Ferrari: 6>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 74.12LAW: 62.35COL: 57.65>News:Reddit, bluesky twinks and DTSbabbies have been successfully gaslighted into thinking these regs will save F1 (it won't)Ferrari is gonna use the "dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena" 180º wing for China (It won't matter in the end since their strategy will deem it useless)Debate over a potential adjustment in the energy management and delivery system to be held between teams after said GPMcPedos TP seething about not getting special engine software treatment from MercedesLawson continues to seethe about Perez' existence despite being almost two years since that little gentle tapping incident in MexicoFinal decision regarding hosting Bahrain and Saudi GPs to be declared on the 20th (it won't happen lol) Rumors over a double round in Japan emergesColapinto almost accidentally kills Lawson, saves it at the last moment, somehow also reaches 344 Km/h in his shitbox.Torger is trying to buy a 24% stake on Alpine, the rivalry with Horner goes on.
Sainz had a really good start before his car shut down, even better than the FerrarisIt's not over yet, Williamsbros
>>153798993gross
>>153798993/f1/ related?
life to anime
>>153798993How is this rump related to Formula 1?>China next
>>153798993>doesnt turn aroundyou just know shes an uggo
>>153798993Imagine her farting right in my mouth. Fugggggg.
>>153798999Go cry about it somewhere else lil' bro
Which teams do you think will improve through the season and which will get even more shit?I reckon Williams will get better and Mclel and Haas will turn to shit later in the year
>>153799040>Which teams do you think will improve through the season RedBull>and which will get even more shit?Ferrari
>>153799040better: merc engine teams shittier: everyone else ass simple ass dat
This is the formula (yep)
>>153799040kwablonso will never stop shitting up the team
>>153799040>ImproveFord, Honda (by a lot), Audi (not by much)>shitMercedes, but only after they secured enough points to guarantee WCC and maybe WDC for NARBFerrari just won't get any better or worse if I'm being honest.
Is this the formula (thread)?
_______ is pure shit
>I'll just pop in to the new threa....will yall behave?
>>153799146here in /f1/ we make our own laws
>>153799106>Honda (by a lot)I suppose its hard for them to get worse than they already arebut yet, they keep doing thati aint betting against the epic fail until they prove otherwise eye emm ohh
so we all agree that the mercs are still holding back pace like 2014?if so, what does /f1/ think the real delta is to the next team? 0.5? 1? more?
>>153799188wait for macarena
>>153799106my firm belief is that honda will become so good that alonso will be 4th so as to burden him with the knowledge that he could've won if honda hadn't been shit at the start of the seasonshamilton will be third by one point, leclerc second, russlel 1stmax rage quits and kimi sadly did not recover from that stray missile strike in time to rejoin the season
>>153799188the delta in quali was probably around 6-7 tenths, in the race it was roughly 3-4 tenths, this is provided that they're not sandbagging. they might have a second per lap in quali and a little less than that in the race, and most of this is due to the engine as ferrari clearly have a better chassis
>>153799188supposedly if you demonstrate more than 4% more performance other teams get to develop their engines. it may have been tyre management but people noticed narb opened up a safety car gap and then just ran to a delta for the end of the race
honda cars should be yellow
>boomerslopper when they get to point out hybrid f1s run out of power on long straights (like they did in 2014):"heh, f1? more like battery management! f1 is dead! bring back v10s!">boomerslopper when confronted with the fact that no boomerslop era car could race a car on the same strategy unless they were more than 3 sec faster:*crickets*
>>153798993>nigger assabsolutely disgusting
>>153799314>nigger assshe's polish
A V10 with modern aero would gape the current faggy cars
>>153799330I would post what kind of men hang around polish nightclubs but last time a janny gave me a warning
how about instead of 1 1.6L engine they make a 16L engine
just take out the fucking battery and you have a good formula
do medshitters realize that they shit everything up or do they just go through life thinking there's some kind of big cosmic conspiracy going on against them
>>153799404No battery, and a V-10.
Keep a tiny battery only big enough to restart the engine
why do pozfags get so angry when abduls get less of their money
why can't they just add more V every reg cycle instead of gayness? we could be seeing V20 races.
>>153799074パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、パタパタ、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する、妊娠する
>>153798999Anime website
>>153799534which dream principal can handle alcohol the best? mekies is obviously the most light weight
>>153799382go big or go home
gimi
>>153799143/f1/
>>153799798he's still malding about shitting the wdc by 2 points
What's so special about Mario kart.They screwed up with World.
>>153799404>good formula>car can't overtakeno. the ONLY way you can make racing fair because of dirty air is to give an advantage to the car behind. or you make every car drive at 100kmhthe best way to effect that is to make the energy recharging take as much skill as managing your tires.
Not a sport.>>>/o/
look at my sport dawg imma end it
>>153799857He really didn't fight for it towards the end. It was weird.
my caddies :(
>>153799960There is nothing to “fight for” in F1 you dumb mark. You looptyloop your motor ad 40 times and finish more or less where you started. It’s not a real sport
the home of mr straw has decided on negative coverage this year
>>153799074GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>153799404Take out the battery and take out the wings.In short, this: https://www.blackbird66.com/
>>153799780wise words
>>153799012It is crazy how powerful women are.Men are slaves, they'd kill to even hold hands with that if they could get away with it.Having sex with women like that without paying feels like winning at life for most men.Meanwhile, women are dreaming of F1 drivers and multimillionaire superstars and look at men with indifference and contempt.No, you are not immune from it. Just admit you're inferior to women.
>>153800051
>>153800127I admit you're inferior to women.
>>153799074>>153800174won't be anymore, after I am done with herPenelope Kvyat's plump moist cunny.
>>153800127Being immune to it is precisely what makes me and many others here wizards.
>>153800223you forgot to complain about f1, you senile oaf
>>153800191based quasimodo
how trimmed do you think team's setups will be this weekend to not die halfway down the back straight?
>>153800392you dont really have to compromise on wings anymore
>>153798999checked
>>153798973OP, sauce please?
>>153800480I wish to return to those times
But no going backWe can only go forwardsInto the abyss
So is there anything the FIA can realistically do this year to fix these semen slurping cars?
>>153800886just buy fish from the fish store in winter
>>153800607https://x.com/inokeiWD/status/2026572574189301862The guy made 2 more versions lmao.https://x.com/inokeiWD/status/2027300372029784567https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/141779649and just in case here's for picrelhttps://x.com/nonoka_rin_/status/2028785666113544591
>>153800067Looks like the brick game cars
>>153800886/エフ一/レースウイークになりギミ投稿できるがオフ四季はダメ
2025: USAIDS (globohomo) gets shut down2026: abduls get shit onThere's always hope, bros
Thank you to everyone back at the factory.
does audi not have a twitter?theres one thats posting but it looks a little... you know...south asianalso audi sport twitter does not acknowledge the f1 program at all
>>153801347No because they're actually smart enough to realize social engagement with DTS faggots isn't worth it.
>>153801399they have a facegram tho i just dont use it
>>153798999Racing?
i like the shape of audis car so one of you with instameta can take up the role of resident audishill
>>153801347>>153801399More likely a remnant of Sauber being run by mountain Germans who haven't heard of xitter.Stake had to make one for them lolhttps://x.com/stakef1team_ks/status/1997617897632625133
>>153799012Rounder forms can redirect more air around, and cut through the atmosphere more easily
>>153801543>marsexcellent taste
>>153799332>zero on-track overtakesfucking uncs
>China next
>>153801681Battery has too much charge.
>>153801681why did he do it?
>>153800067unless that's a ground-effect car (and a new generation now remembers exactly why that had been left in the dustbin of history) that car is traction-limited to be slower than an F3.It's good if you enjoy tire smoke - more power, more smoke, but not going any faster.
>>153801704gotta go fast
Australian opinions are the only ones that matter on /sp/.(You can't trust my opinion so why am I even speaking?)Sorry.Real shame that Piastri didn't gape Lando Norissian's butt and win the WDC, fr dawg.
It almost seems like Domenicali and his army of bots have found this little corner of scum and villainy.
youd all come across less retarded if youd post him
>>153802105Finna get a podium in red car lmao
i have no time for canadian bullshit im watching chicken handling videos
>>153802061he shidded
>>153802171is that a euphemism?
>>153802231https://youtu.be/9CHVvWconGI
>>153802105
>>153802294your antics will be punished by allah
you take the pennisyou insert it into the butthole
toto wolf has 86.5% neanderthal DNA
>>153802251understood, enjoy your cock stroking
>>153802329dont say that its a hen
https://youtu.be/Ssj5ZBuhwIo
ITT:
you guys are fags
>>153802416how's that big lad doing these days?
>>153799330>recognising Patricia Tarka
>>153800067>1980 Brapham
