tuesday (10/03)>LIBERTADORES21:30 | Botafogo x Barcelona SC Guayaquil>COPA DO BRASIL19:00 | Portuguesa x Avaí19:30 | Joinville x São Bernardo21:30 | Ponte Preta x Guarany de Bagé>BRA121:30 | Mirassol x Santos>ARG119:45 | Tigre x Vélez Sarsfield19:45 | CA Independiente x Club Atlético Unión de Santa Fe22:00 | Sarmiento x Racing Club22:00 | Newell's Old Boys x PlatenseUTC-3/[localtime]there are colombians hiding in your wallsPrevious: >>153789372
mc pequeño y meñor
Vamos sao paulo o algo
>São Paulo's implosion overshadowed by the massive galinguloso brawl (they're literally signing Roger Machado btw)
Talk about this.
fuck a.nal
>torcida do são paulo inicia movimento racista contra a contratação de Roger Machado
This was Crespos last statement as a San Pablo coach btw
Momento bobajada palmerdense
>>153799841did he really said that?
Inter will end in our lifetimeCurse or bless?
>>153799892Elas tem.
>>153799912but does she?
I don't care if she has tatuagem
below average brunette < below average blondieaverage brunette > average blondieabove average brunette < above average blondietop brunette > top blondie
>>153799864yes
>AGORA! Fechado: São Paulo acerta a contratação do técnico Roger Machado.
>>153800083but he doesn't even speak portuguese, how could he have possibly said that?
>>153800188Anyone can speak Portuguese if they try.
Are we about to experience a sequel to Fora Waldemar?
>>153800232I knew it, you don't out of pettiness
waithow did the crowd in the nossa nossa song already know the lyrics if the song hadn't come out yet
Shut it down
>>153800330every song has the same lyrics
>>153800330the crowd are credited as singers too yknow
>he doesn't know
>>153799768
>>153800330The song talks about a horrible crime of a teenager getting her pussy blown to bits and then thrown into a ditch in Rio de Janeiro, they didn't need to know the lyrics if they knew about the news.
The US is currently trying to gather manufactured consent to bomb Brazil btw, not joking
There is no oil in brazil, nobody wants to bomb you nigga relax.
>>153799768>>153799841>firing him 10 days after gallardo renunciatedKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK He is meated by a dinosaur.
Pastor, Pode demitir o filipe luis depois de um 8x0?PodePode demitir o crespo com o time na zona da libertadores?PodePode demitir diniz depois de chegar na final com.um time merda?PodePode demitir o osório antes da 5 rodada?PodeVoce so nao pode é ouvir o som da ultima trombetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if I died today I wouldn't have to find out who the next sao paulo coach is
Theres is two argentinian bots on this general one talks about beans every 30 minutes and sometimes activates the almost-portuguese babble mode and the other gives you a 3 sentence summary of what the current topic is
Okay I'm never posting again, you ungrateful monkeys can sink with all the angloflags and colombians I don't give a shit.
>>153800601you sure know a lot about sinking, river fan by any chance?
>>153800613too far man... todas menos esa
Hello my name is dr Bean Thumb(Hello my name is dr Bean Thumb)I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
>>153800601o novo Anonymous do /copalib/ é o senhor...
Trikaschizo survived the 6x0But will he survive Roger?
The hero of Brazil
can't wait to see san pablo play the same formation for the 7th game in a row despite having lost 5 of the 6 previous one>this time it'll work rogers thinks to himself>my pomba gira said 7 is a key number in my life
>>153801498tittyschizo was bullied off this general by another schizofighting fire with fire
Not everyone is a schizo you know.
>>153801526Why?
This is one of the best threads ever.
every supporter of America is crazy
I only support single mothers (with thoughts and prayers)
>>153800601rent free
sentiu
>>153799712
>>153799841>>153799822
>>153801526Sharpe?
>>153799712Strange OP
Rafinha ligou para o amigo Filipe Luis, Milton Cruz, para Rodrigo Caio. Objetivo era barganhar valores. A ambos, foi prometida carta branca para reformularem o que quisessem no futebol. Só que os valores estavam MUITO acima do que o São Paulo poderia pagar. De forma educada, os ex-flamenguistas recusaram e foram claros: não trabalhariam por menos do que ganhavam no Rio. E muito menos por contrato só até o fim do ano. O plano prioritário é ir à Europa. Com Gallardo, a coisa foi mais fria. De imediato pediu dois anos de contrato e antes mesmo de sua própria pedida salarial, exigiu verba alta para contratações. Obrigado e tchau.O ponto que convenceu a todos internamente sobre Roger Machado foi a resiliência. Ouviu que o São Paulo conversaria com outros nomes e topou tranquilamente ficar em stand by. Aceitou TODAS as condições (contrato curto, sem multa e desejo de usar a base), além de mostrar certo conformismo ao saber que não tem dinheiro para reforços.
*Saves La U*
Brasiubros how's my boy Picco doing at Remo?
>>153802109>>153802183>>153802220>>153802547>>153802563>>153802604Every single one of you is a schizo, but i wont say which schizo
>>153799712Mirassol implies the existence of Mirallua
>>153803199delete this immediatelyjust jumped from my chair with this jumpscare
>>153803448it does not, the sun isn't intrinsically related to the moon
>>153803462That's like saying your dad isn't intrinsically related to your momOh, wait!
>>153803467yes?
>>153803462In this general mysticism is as important as real science
>>153803491T-They are?
>>153803500I don't think so
>9 green flags in a row dookie just pilin up
>>153803517This is such a sagittarius thing to say anon
We need more Bolivarian posters
We need to sleep
together
Good job brasileiros, they talked about this shitshow all the weekend.
>>153803603>cono sur/nueva europa
>>153803664We need to do a ranking of the last 30 years of cenas lamentables
>>153803671Why do you need a sad dinner rank?
>>153803689I had a really sad one yesterday and i was wondering how it would rank
Tite won another title
>>153803701Scary
If i was a manager i would make my objective to get a title of every single estadual in brazil
>>153803714That would make you the greatest manager in the world
>>153803716I believe this, i also believe the demonic spawns of satan at brasilia would invent a new state after my retirement just to claim i never managed to do such thing
>>153803771Anon, I... There are currently 21 state/territory creation proposals in Congress
>>153803668>corno sur
>>153803776The only change i approve is changing the name mato grosso do sul for "pantanal"We should probably also think of a new name for one of the rio grandes
>>153803776How would estaduais and regionais work in this scenario
>>153803861>We should probably also think of a new name for one of the rio grandesThe original name of Rio Grande do Sul was Província do São Pedro do Rio Grande do Sul.For a while it was referred to as just São Pedro or Rio Grande de São PedroAlso, >Rio Grande, is actually a misnomer because they thought Lagoa dos Patos was a big river.So, they could just go with:> Lagoa Grande> Lagoa dos Patos> São Pedro> Pampas> Gauschland>>153803872With this number of states I think we would need new Regionais based on smaller regions. They could just go with the current 5, use the 6 region proposal, or go even beyond and split it all into 8 Regionais
Will mirasaol fall
>>153803915No>>153803890What about rio granchi du norchi
>>153803946>What about rio granchi du norchiIt has always been called Rio Grande, they only added do Norte because of RS. Rio Grande refers to Rio Potengi
>>153803462That statement would've gotten you raped by the tribe's fattest members back in the Amazonas days.
Fighting fire with fire
Who do I look like? If you guess correctly ill pp you $100
>>153803890Gaúchos need to rescue the word "Sul" from the perfidious hands of paranaenses and catarinas. In a not so distant past, whenver someone mentioned "o sul" everyone understood that the speaker was referring to Rio Grande do Sul. It is extremely important that the term becomes synonym with the state again.
Its crazy to think how national stereotypes changed In a ancient world being a "sulista" meant to the rest of the country that you were a homossexual, now it means you are a neonazi dog killer
I hate females
>>153804732That's still a homosexual.
>>153804732Like >>153804976 said, these things are not exclusive, they are just gay nazis.
Baby wake up, Czech republic is holding his ground against Japan in the bottom of the sixth
cala bouca e fica prunto
Guys, we should be concerned about the happenning @ the Atletico Mineiro v. Cugoloso match. This can't keep happenning, we need to take cards in the matter and disallow them from copalib until my team wins it
>>153803970>Rio Grande, they only added Grande because of Rio Grande. Rio Grande refers to Rio Grandegeography classes must be a nightmare over there
Tite and dominguez should fight
the /copalib/ president has turned 28 years old, it's the beginning of the end.
>28why am I sharing a forum with children
Sao paulo hired roger because he lets executives choose the players.
>>153805559I am 34 anon
>>153805588based
football starts again today
it's been 6 days since my team played. Bunch of cowards
tougher than raw beans
>ela tem chuveiro+
>>153804732>>153804655>>153804343Now its gay nazis
why was matchday 9 postponed anyways
>>153805704Libertadores when
>>153805704not enough beans
>>153799892;)
>>153805687Damn that's a badass chuveiro
>>153805687argentino faz banheirão, muito assustador
>>153805708Chico kim
>>153803701ese wey viola
>>153805767Viola was convicted
>>153805782let me guess.....estupro?
>>153805788just look at the name bro read the room
>>153805788Fraude financeira
why do cute girls ignore me :(
>>153805804>read the roomIs it better than the live action?
>>153805898your beauty intimidates them
>>153805898That's their way of saying they are attracted to you
>>153805687Turning this on winter mode is enough to drain the Itaipú
can our boy win against el Pecador?
I think everyone in brasil should be punished for what Gerson did
>>153805805ele tem ingrêsos não declarados
>>153806296What did he do? Got punched in the face?
>>153806327indio ramirez was jailed without trial
Roger Machado isn't that bad why do they hate him so much?
>>153806376Racism
Era urgente ter um defensor do processo democrático num clube como o São Paulo, é um sopro de clareza em tempos sombrios
>>153806552Gallardobros...
Time for homework, anon.
>>153806552>sopro de clarezaeverything reminds me of her
SPFC is dead to mea black man, a chimpanzee. NO supporter wanted that monkey.
>>153806581thanks doc
>>153806570>concurso is just a bunch of Mafalda vignettesWTF I COULD BE BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT BY NOW
>>153806585Mr. Godoyfredo Mendoza PHD in queer genre studies at UFERJ
>>153806599Nice to meet you Mr. Godoyfredo not sure why you signed your post like that.
>>153806626you really are a mufalda fan
Barolo status?
>>153806552
Mafalda's little friend is called Libertad, like that awful, awful team
>>153806664>that awful, awful teamNever heard of it.
>>153806552Wait Crespo got fired? lmaoManagers don’t last much in Brazil
BRING ME JEWMEIRAS
hows the life on rio grande do sul?
>>153806757Wet.
>they really thought it was a good idea to hire Roger Machado in 2025+1.
sometimes I get the urge to dance in the shower. in those moments I feel very greenflag.
>>153806840I'm gonna cum between Raphi's tits
What if Roger Machado win Copa do Brasil?
copa do brasiu trophy looks like this
OS PENTAS(Reminder Cissy is rightful Brazvlian land so we shoud be O DECA)
I stop watching footie for 10 years and the managers being passed around as whores as still mostly the same
The closer you are to the center, the bigger you are.Kneel for Sampaio Corrêa.
>>153807465Fluminsnese is so small they went straight to the C?
>>153807445What made you come back and come back to this thread specifically
>>153807543Yes, but then they got helped by mainha CBF and with the format change skipped to Serie A again>>153807545>What made you come back and come back to this thread specificallyI've been here since the last few years already. It's just that there is a gap of 10 years in my footie knowledge between 2013~2022 because I didn't follow it at all, and despite not recognizing a bunch of players, and getting surprised at how x team has fallen or has gotten much better, I still see the same managers in Brazil, for the most part. I don't know how Luxa is still being mentioned some fucking how, dude is 90yo+
>>153807587I had a very similar hiatus, what made you comeback? For me it was the world cup and then me remembering my san pablo existing in the year that we got decent again (2023)
>>153807691>then me remembering my san pablo existing in the year that we got decent againclassic trikeiro fairweather behaviour
>>153807748Are you gonna respond on what made you come back or are you perpetually gonna be ashamed of it
>>153807758>implying I ever stoppedhave you ever heard of "Nunca abandonar"?
>>153807783>ashamed of it
ele ta sozinho
Friendly reminder that 2025 não conta.
>>153807795nice copout, if I'm a fairweather, everyone must me too!"El ladron cree a todos de su condición."
>>153807691Uh, I prefer to play sports, so I only watch it when I don't have a game with the guys. I mainly only watched Brasileirão and Libertadores, Euro footie has always been boring and gay for me, but around 2013 I felt like Brasileirão was heading in the same boring direction, and I couldn't play footie with my mate because of time reasons. So eventually I got involved with a basketball group and started playing basketball religiously, eventually I started watching the NBA instead, and it was fun until around 2020 or so. Then it got boring, teams play in the same way, defense isn't allowed, talentless bums that would be bench players in other eras make millions spamming 3s and all that shit. Due to covid, uni, work, gf, and other reasons I slowly stopped playing basketball around this time too. And I never really liked how I stopped playing footie almost completely, so the thought of coming back was always on my mind. Eventually I did start watching a few matches with my dad again, after I heard Brasileirão grew a bit and got more organized, and I started playing again. Now I play both footie and basketball, but only watch footie. Also started playing volleyball recently but it's more of a casual thing with older friends, I plan to start following the Brazilian league one day.Anyway, although Brasileirão has better players and is more organized today, I still think the game is kinda boring today. It's like in every sport players gave up on their individuality to satisfy some manager's wet dream. I like tactics, but I liked when players had more input and affected the game more directly. Today any bum can go to a big team and earn millions if he does his role well, but play against a team that will force him out of comfort and he will shit himself.>inb4 so you like firulento playersNo, Nerman and such were a big reason tooSelecinha has the same problem,that's why I like Endrick and Estevão a lot, they have a different mindset than the Nerman era faggots.
^deeply afraid of saying why he spent a decade without watching futbol and that lil messi winning la copinha is what made him comeback
>>153807830bunch of words just to say you are a gay
Começou a viadagem.
>>153807830I seeI stopped paying attention because with time everyone around me only talked about football all of the time and most of the brazilian teams and the national team were trash so i just stopped watching (it didnt help i was a preteen going through a "i hate football!!!!" phase around that time)
>>153807835that's a very rude thing to say about the fairweather trikeiro
^scared
>>153807835Nah. I liked young Messi, but I never followed his career. I also don't get why people obsess over Cristiano, he would be just a solid striker in any other era.And if anything 2022 made me wanna stop watching this shit with all the rigging bullshit. Argentina could have won without all the help, but they didn't.>>153807847I'm a lesbian man, yes
>>153807884Wasnt meant for you , your message just jumped in the middle of me sending it
>>153807881>>153807884don't forget to keep an umbrella with you, you never know when it might start raining, specially this month
>nah man I only come in the good seasonswe have a word for that, tourist.
Pissing on the anon above
>>153807892Pardon then, anon>>153807916>nah man I only come in the good seasonsThat implies I would watch 1 season every 10 years
>argentina could've won>but umm it was rigging actually>vamos palmolengo btw
You guys are the type of people to get mad at your friend that doesnt want to watch 10 seasons of a shit show just to get to the good partIm not going to watch some shit im not enjoying nigga, BR football 2014-2019 was fucking boring
I'm vaixco thougheverbeit.And yes, Argentina didn't need rigging, they were one of the best teams in the WC, but they did get helped plenty.
>>153807982Meant for >>153807967
>>153807980And its not just because cruzeiro won things in this period of time btw
In brazil they don't call them "muscle woman", they call them "Traveco Sem Porra"
>>153807956>>153807980it's about the journey, you're simply not part of it if you're bandwagooning
Bandwagoning is when i watch football for 11 years of life, stop for 6 and then come back for 4 moreThe more i do that, the more of a bandwagoner i am
You dont get it anon you MUST watch the shit teams play shit footie or else your are a fraudYou MUST watch the shit entertainment that stopped entertaining you 7 years agoVamos one piece btw
>>153808039Subpar bait, anon, you can do better than that
>why are brazilian canchas always so empty?Now we know.
>>153808085>you MUST watch the shit teams playjust your team, if they're shit or not it doesn't matter, unless, of course you're... you know...
Firing Felipe Luis and Crespo was a retarded move but when is the right time to fire a manager?I was thinking about Liverpool's situation. When Liverpool lost 8 of their last 10 matches, there were journalists saying that it would be wrong to fire their manager. Now Liverpool might end up outside the PL G6, meaning that they might not qualify for the next Champions. That would be a major hit to their finances, especially considering that they spent 700 million on new players this year.For instance, would it be wrong to fire Ceni considering his lack of success in the Libertadores or the Copa do Brasil?Palmeiras celebrate their portuga manager as if he were the reason for their recent success but would it have been retarded to fire Abel in 2024 and sign a manager like Arthur Jorge?
>>153808173>but when is the right time to fire a manager?When he is obviously not working, which wasn't the case for Felipe>For instance, would it be wrong to fire Ceni considering his lack of success in the Libertadores or the Copa do Brasil?No, but can they find a better alternative for around the same price? Besides the Mirassol guy who looks promising, probably not>but would it have been retarded to fire Abel in 2024 and sign a manager like Arthur Jorge?Yes
Honestly very sad to see, the vaskek goes to the stadium and sings:>na alegria ou na tristeza, eu nunca vou te abandonar vasco olê olê olêand proceeds to stop watching his team for six years,
>>153808122The issue is that every team was garbage, so even if we lose we would lose to a shit team that plays bad football. They were all bad aside from some in euroop but i dont wanna watch dat
Are you saying vASCO was even worse a few years ago!!?!?!!
the players just run around for 90 minutes, who needs a coach?
Honestly very sad to see, the trikeiro goes to the stadium and sings:>o time da fé, da moeda que caiu de péand proceeds to stop watching his team for eight years straight
Continuing forcing yourself to do something you are not enjoying anymore is battered housewife syndrome
>>153808281You just go around in the house pissing everywhereYou dont need a wife
>>153808317twisting for a team IS marriagea catholic one, with no divorce
>>153808340Theres a reason why these couples always end up killing eachother
>>153808351Brazilians are very violent.
>>153808358You would be too if you had to twist for gremio
EL SUEÑO A TERMINADO
>>153808351you're finally starting to understandgo kill the players of your team.
>>153808384Did you subscribe to their Newsletters?
>>153808366Not if my wife was a gorda gremialista with thighs the size of my torso and tits the size of my head.
Roger Machado
more like Ojete Remachado jajajajaja
>>153808399I dont think that is going to help my team that already has no money for hiring>>153808422This is what they always say
>>153808446>my team that already has no money for hiringkill the president too, he deserves it for embezzling
How about we talk about gundam instead?
In case of federal investigation i did not have anything to do with any future cases involving any football presidents, sitting or otherwise. I do not know anyone who did and i strongly disavow anyone who tried or will try.
Vascaíno here. I haven't watched the last 10 games from my team because I'm absolutely disgusted by their performance. I just get angry at the results.
>stopped watching after diniz got firedCurious.......
>abandoning dogs in a wartime emergency to save your children BAD>abandoning your team for a decade because they underperformed for one or two games good thodo I have diplopia? because I'm seeing double standards here
>>153808536>afterVasco played like 2 games after Diniz got fired
My team is not going to die in a war tho, i could stop watching it today and come back in 2030 and it would still be here
Flamenguista here. I haven't watched the last 10 games from my team because Amazonas was playing the Estadual
>>153808552how can you be so sure?tell me what happened to FC Mariupol
>>153808552are you sure about that?
>>153808615>>153808626You had to google these teams before posting them hereThe smallest team someone twists here is bragantino
>>153808647>You had to google these teams before posting them hereI learned about them via /sp/ actually
>>153808647>he doesnt remember barueri from brasileirão 2009I said it once and I'll say it again. TOURIST
Quantos titulos Roger Machado leva esse ano?Eu aposto Sul Americana e Brasileirão
>>153808669Thats also a form of googling if you dont think about it too much>>153808712You didnt remember either, i know you have an AI chatbot and wikipedia open on your phone right now
>>153808721>Thats also a form of googling if you dont think about it too muchjustify your answer in 20 words or less.
>>153808756What if i dont do that thoYou would know the answer if you simply were in the same astral wavelenght as me
>>153808775>the same astral wavelenghtAka banheirao zapzap group.
>>153808792This is something someone that couldnt reach jupiter III would say
>>153808799>reach jupiter IIIAka suck 3 cocks at the same time.
>>153808824No that would be a canavial de rola, learn the slang chud
>>153808775if you don't anser in 3 minutes i'll rip your patella with a hammer
>>153808845>rip your patella with a hammerAka sloppy rimjob until your eyes turn white.
Roger Machado Marques
>>153808845My speed is superior to yours and i would simply evade all of your slow attacks
>>153808861your eyes are yellow though
>>153808903I put glue on the ground, you can't run with your feet stuck
>>153808925I have the biggest shoes know to man and simply take them off in a whim
Computer, play Marcello Gallardo Sissy Hypno 3h+ Compilation on repeat.
>>153808904Thats jaundice
>>153808948the ground is riddled with syringes filled with HIV+ blood, good luck stepping there barefoot
>>153808988I also have the tiniest feet known to man and a genetic mutation that makes me immune to HIV
>>153809102so you use shoes inappropriate to your feet size? I don't even need to do anything, you will trip and fall on your own
>>153809188A man cant walk around with clown shoes anymore?
Rojegue Ceni is still alive. And this is a problem.
>>153809102>I also have the tiniest feet known to manVamos Bahia btw.
We won our first ever medal in winter paralympics btw
Anon's foot size? 35
>>153809387>rondonienseWHAT THE FUCK
>>153809598
>>153809688You have anything against the great united republic of rondonia?
>>153809727
>>153809780Talent can come from unlikely placesWhy did you become a athlete anon? You could have scored against germany on that tragic day
>>153809850Didnt*
In rondonia , only olimpiadas de inferno
>>153809878
>>153809924Im not gonna kiss you nigga
TRVKE
>>153809924this doesn't work btw don't tell your coworkers you want to cum on her tits and then pretend you meant commit to her gits she'll figure it out
>>153809999I don't believe he said that in spanish
>>153810060Neymar knows all languages known to man
Conmebol should punish racism in football harder
>>153810100But vini plays in europe, conmebol cant do anything about dat
>>153809780Imagina o cheiro.
>>153810114Yeah you are right, that completely invalidates my point and leaves no room for other considerations
>>153810438Im glad we came into a agreement
Vini should buy my teamWe need money
>>153810462
>>153810483Monkey Business was the previous thread bro.
>>153810489I don't see a typo on my post
>>153810462We came? That's kinda gay
>>153810545You know who else was kinda gay?
I dont even watch football anymore. I'm here only to say the mword from time to time
Mantecol
Marcelinho
>Tottenham getting raped by Patético de Madrid>Tottenham will be relegated>Flamengo will ended up signing Richarlison for 40m eurosI would rather see FLA paying 50m for Yuri Alberto or even 60m for Kaio Jorge. Richarlison is by far the most overrated br striker in the last 10 years. Somehow this nigga might even go to the WC for the second/third time.
Moscando
>>153810538Should beAnInstead ofA
>>153810663Thanks professor pasquale, i still not going to kiss you
I'm*I have fat fingers alright
El CRAQUI Johnny Cardoso y Shulian se va CULEANDO al Tottenham de Romero
>struggled to sign a keeper from a 2nd division portuguese team>signed pakektá from a team desperate to sell while the player was desperate to leave (still dragged negotiations)>fluked gabriel brazão>snubbed by Kaio Jorge>ignored by Bidonson datos y hay que darlos
Mo Lester won a game after an 11 winless streakWe're so fucking back
Mr. Moe and Mr. Lester
lesta is mo
>>153810628>The most overrated br striker>Not being Leandro Damião
>>153811099Keirrison
good climate to amassate a gordinha na pica
>>153811471>viva a sua vida linda em pizzawtf did she meant by that?
>>153811471those poor knees are not in peace.
babyberg got a gift
Maestro Douglas or Zidanilo?
>>153811655If they knew you browsed copalib they would not give the baby that
anyone else having trouble with espn streams audio?
>>153811655Based
Not the one to get emotional easily, but copalib made history today
Is Samir Xaud here?I just solved it. I have found the perfect way to fix The O Brasileirão.
>>153811731
>>153811655nice one bro
>>153811752Mr. Presidente, hear me out: Regionais.B-But not just Regionais like we already have it. Imagine a parallel pyramid to the national pyramid we already have. A Regional pyramid. With Estaduais below them.
Anagram for sua rima XD
>>153811771For what purpose
independiente is losing at los silvadores de america.
Here is my idea: no defined achedule. Teams just choose who they want to play throughout the yea as long as they play a minimum of 30 matches. In october a panel of journalists like tim vickery, mauro cezar coelho ,andre rizek, jose trajano (if he is still alive) neto and rafael oliveira must choose 16 teams for the playoffs (round of 16)The winner is the champion
>>153811785They would replace Estaduais, not Brasileirão.So we would have Regionais, then Brasileirão & Copa do Brasiu.>Why?Keeps the vibe of a Estadual, since it's local, and based on rivals and/oir shared culture(s). Allows for the weakening of Federações Estaduais and raises the level of the average team for everyone involved, which is great for both big teams and small teams. It would also allow for a bigger calendar for smaller teams.And, a big plus for bigger teams, is that they would not only face better teams at the beginning of the year, but the 1st tier would be short, with 8 dates at most.It's literally the solution for everything wrong here without outright eliminating Estaduais and fucking up smaller teams.>inb4 Would teams who play international competitions still play?IMO they should, otherwise the Regionais would be and feel much weaker. The only exception in my opinion should be if a team plays in the Super Mundial^tm that year.
wtf, 0-3 against union, are they doing another bed?
velezsisters......
>>153811839I dont think we can just renounce estaduaisIt would be like colombia renouncing fecha de clasicos or argentina renouncing having 7 trophies a yearTradition matters and it doesnt have to make senseEstaduais are antifragile and they are part of who we are. If we throw them in the bin we might not recognize ourselves in the mirror
>>153811878>I dont think we can just renounce estaduaisI didn't specify but it would be a gradual change. And its supposed to be promoted as a spiritual sucessor and all that. I don't think most people would mind the change, besides the corrupt fucks in the state federation ofc.>Estaduais are antifragile and they are part of who we are. If we throw them in the bin we might not recognize ourselves in the mirrorThey wouldn't stop existing, they would just become a lower level of Regionais, just like they have become in regards to the national league as a whole
beleshbros... indigentebros...
>>153811953kek no fucking way post the source with timestamp
>>153811953Semen retention is the way
GUSTAVO QUINTEROS WELCOME TO
>>153811987argentine enderson moreira
>>153811953what you need is stop posting AI slop
>>153812003No
roger machado bem que podia sofrer racismo pra vazar
>>153812057We are in Lent
>>153812057>it's real
>>153812056O São Paulo precisa de um homem negro pra representar o clube neste momento
>>153812057>2 menInsta turn off
An argentinian ragebaiter sports journnalist could win millions of pesos from the engagenlment in brazil. I think that is a niche that still hasnt been occupied
gurizão já começou com o bobageiraspeak
How do I know if im a troon?
Pereira bros....
PredictionsMirassol 0x2 santosBoralogo 1x1 barcelonaJunior 1x2 senior
>>153812081>>153812083>>153812110
>independiente 2 - union 4i thought all boludao games were slurpers??
The Vaskek exposing himself really raised the level of this thread
>>153811785Hype moments and aura
>>153811771All I want for Christmas is the Rio-São Paulo
>sun watcher
If you look at the sun you go blind
>>153812710That's what the medical-specs complex wants you to think. Sol mirating can heal myopia, hypermetropia, and astigmatism.
Mirassol is playing and copalib is silent about it
>>153812836too busy watching union - indigente
>>153812836I'm watching Botafogo and Barcelona
>>153812462Individualism 2x 4 collectivism
>>153812845good thing i did because it ended 4-4 at 90+9
Enough goals for todayEvery other match should end 0-0
>>153812916Wtf
Mirassol 1x0 Santos
>>153802144>sean BEAN
Independent won 4-4
FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA FORMIGA
Can someone explain to me why San Pablo fired Crespo and signed Roger Machado?
For miga
>>153813017lol, lmao even
Roger machado para um time manchado
Zesty
>>153813017the players didn't like being roasted by him then rui costa signed his friend
There are 3 Gabriel in Santos team
please watch our boy Fonseca
>>153813086I don't like BBB
>>153813017To understand first you gotta watch the first 3 star wars movies, 4 hours of cumbia vileira and another hour of gallardo ASMR
>>153811471Barcelona de guayaquil
>>153813058Ele quer cheirar ai.
>>153813086wtf is this shitty bar instagramável decoration
>>153813188
Does Jesse Lingard play tomorrow?
>>153813336no he's busy riding a bicycle at favela
>>153813383All I wanna say is they dont really care about us
Santos in the last 20y produced players like:>Robinho, Ganso, Neymar, Gagibol, Bruno Henrique, Yuri Alberto, Rodrygo, Marcos Leonardo, Kaio JorgeSantos now:>incapable of producing a striker better than Thaciano and the Semi-dead Gabigol.Grim. Gabigol is such a shitty player now that even Juninho Little Cunt would've been a better choice. BTW, why managers in Brazil still keep trying a team full of wingers/pontas? There is 0 brazilian team with decent pontas. Pontas are for teams like Bayern, Barcelona, RM, Chelsea, Arsenal.
Julian goleou e vinicius cheirou
>>153813086>that decoration for a tennis tournamentOf course it had to be in the US
Wtf i thought the baiano final was 2 legged
>>153813465first leg is pre match macumba
>>153813476This makes no sense, it is just a random reference to the povo de santo for the sake of it
>>153813395Who are they?
the catarinense bull marches on
>>153813538Skinhead, deadhead, everybody gone bad
My SSD fucking diedFuck shit shit fuck
>>153813840Jew me, sue me, everybody, do meKick me, kike me, don't you black or white me
>>153813860And it died when I was organizing my Arielle Maxine folder, God dammit
Roger Marques Machado
>junior
>>153813899You have juat said you needed to quit pornThat is the second sign today
>>153813915Kek this is how paulistas whistle
Is neymar ok?
>>153813860I would legit kill myself if something like this ever happened to me
>>153813860mine still going strong, almost 10 years with it
>>153813899To all competitive gooners itt, are there still famous (non-meme) br porn actresses? I remember back in school classmates naming several brazilian whores but in the last 10 years or so thanks to globalism the only actresses i see in the mainstream are foreign ones
Last time your team won a title, pluto was still a planet
>>153814063The romanian tourist will name you a few
Pichincha is a funny sounding name for a banco
>>153813996prep the noose cause ssd's have a finite number of writes, once they reach it they can die any moment, but you can check how much you have left to make a backup
Santos is kill
Platense bros...
DEATH TO PRANTOSFREE PALESTINEFREE N. IRELANDFREE LEBANONGLORY TO MIRASSOL
>>153814005>>153814168Mines not even that old, it's a m2 from dec 2020The OS was in that piece of crap
Hj Isabel vai dormir tristeE o estádio do Botafogo vazio como a Arena Barueri em classico do Palmeiras
Botafogo é um lixo- Arnaldo Ribeiro, 2023
>>153814429Not even the single mom phrases?
>>153814477Tá aquela famosaESPEREM SENTADOS A RENDICAONOSSA VITORIA NAO SERÁ POR ACIDENTENunca entendi essa frase
>>153814317Holy shit my new wallpaper.
This SAF thing doesnt work in Brazil because there are only 4 club of massesSao PauloCorinthiansFlamengoCruzeiroGrêmioEverything else is botafogo tier. It's not like argentina where the club stay 40 years fighting against relegation but the stadium is always full and the socios keep the club aliveBotafogo is already in debt, actually more debt than before, they will spend the next 60 years like the past 60 years, winning nothing and being a joke.Vasco SAF will never work, they might win a libertadores like 1997 but next year they are going to be shit again just like what happened after Vasco final against Palmeiras in 2000.
Neymar heeeeeeelpppppppp
someone should do a "roger machado getting fired" bet on polymarketi would wage in
>>153814452>crespo vai botar na justiça
JÁ TÃO ROUBANDO O MIRASSOL
>one season wonder
>>153814605
>>153814317pualistas wont like this
>>153814661wtf where did you get this picture of mine?
>>153814661He is getting fired. We just need to determine when
No equatorianos in copalib, botafogo would generate more traffic here
To be honest I'm happy that Roger Machado was hiredBecause if it took 1 or 2 weeks more, Rogerio Ceni would come back and we would face serious risk of serie B just like 2023One thing is fore sure, Rafinha and Lucianoberg are the boss of the gym and Roger is just the entregador the coletes. It seems to me Sao Paulo is gonna win something this year like it or not, either Sudamericana or Copa de Braciu
>>153814765Wanna bet your ass on that?
>>153814765Diniz would be a better name
Kek gabigol just killed the goal
btfogo amirite
>>153814765
>Botafogo.Damn, was not expecting Barcelona to do it.
>>153814799Diniz is shit, his saidinha etcHe almost rebaixated 3 teams in the past 3 yearsRoger Machado is way better than him
>>153814605You said 4 but listed 5
>>153814911
>>153814959yeah, roger almost rebaxaited just one
Roubaram tanto Mirassol hj que parecia jogo do Palmeiras x Sao Paulo com Daiane Muniz no VAR
Barcelona eliminated 2 giantsArgentino jrs and botafogo
Both br teams eliminated on prelibertadores
fonsecabros...
Botafogo beat PSG two years ago. That's all it matters
>>153815021F
I lost count on how many times br teams lost in the pre libertadores, does someone have the updated table?
>>153815048It was less than one year ago
>Botacaca
>>153815125Corinthians (three times kek what a kwab), São Paulo, Fluminense, Bahia, Grêmio, Chapecoense, Fortaleza, Bragantino and Botafogo
>>153815013Botafogo and?
reminder Palmeiras was eliminated by CRB in Copa do Brasil 2022CRBC-R-B
Joao fonseca is losingWagner moura is now predicted to loseJadson vieira about to be firedBrazil bros...
>>153815209The team coached by rogerio ceni
Andre jardine was also sought by sao paulo
Normal people favorite coach in brazil- dinizTalking head favortie coach in brazil - idk probably leonardo jardim or vojvoda
>Gabi (pen)
Those yellow kits are mirassol kitsThe old man was there
Thiago motta will coach flamengo one day
Italy 8 - 0 USAThats it, thats the post
>>153815535Baseball?
I heard Lula is adding some retarded taxes for electronics imports AND is making some kind of mandatory ID registry for people using Linux, what the fuck Bostilbros?
>>153815540think of the children ou alguma coisa
I think that with Israelis focused on war, Palmeiras will not win anything this yearNot enough money to bribe referees. Abel might leave before during world cup
>>153815538>>153815570Why do you reply to every off-topic nigger?
>>153815538Italy beat them 9-0 in football but that was in 1948Right now we're talking boreball, and the Mangiones are 2 runs away to mercyrule the gringordos
>>153815601>>153815535Who cares about Shartball dude, retarded anglotard sport.
>>153815582You not my mom lil nigga>>153815601Wtf, so we scoring so much against them wasnt that impressive then
>>153815535This is worse than 7x1.
>>153815619This is pajaps the biggest upset in sports history, dont you niggas care about witnessing history? grim grim grim>>153815636>>153815649Utter utter collapse, but I will compare it more to Hungary 8-3 Germany in 54. Gringordos are already qualified for the next round. Still, super embarrassing
Wait, gringordos are not yet qualified lmao, and this losing difference really ruins them for the tie breakers.Mexico beats 1-0 Italy tomorrow and the gringordos are out lmao
another day, another secheúm
>>153815671Explain it to be as if I was a sub 60 IQ African immigrant in France. Why is it such a big upset? Because USA has the MLB and Italy is a literally who in Baseball?
>>153815720have some decency
>>153815619This image irritates me in a profound level, what kind of expression even is this, who does a expression like this move your fucking eyebrows properly and emote with your skin like a human being you retarded moeblob bitchass doll
>>153814959But i want descenso for them
>>153815709>>153815671Eve if that happens they are not gonna put a little banner on the website header like they did to us Its antibrazilian propaganda
Canada has defeated Puerto Rico 3-2 which means Colombia has secured 4th place over Panama and direct qualification to the next WBC.
Remember like 12 years ago there was not a single Palmeiras hincha in SP? like they would put 6 or 7k people in the stadium and in university if you asked 100 people, 60 corinthians 35 sao paulo and like 5 palmeirasberg? Pandemic literally created Palmeiras (and Bolsonaro INSS contracts with Crefisa)
>>153815833This. I barely knew palmerenses, know it seems they are everywhere
>>153815763It's the face your mom makes when I twist her nipples.
>>153815833This says more about the twisters of other teams than it does about palmeiras.
Fonseca did really well
>>153815911Why would you do that
>>153815743In boreball there are fewer great teams than in football. Only Japan, the USA and the RD have won the WBC and I would say it would be a big upset if PR or Venezuela join them on the list.This means that, unlike the WC when anyone can beat anyone on a bad day, some things are simply not meant to happen. Imagine Uruguay playing the All Blacks in Rugby.Of course, the "Italians" are mostly diaspora who dont even have an Italian passport, but there are some real citizens here and there. The usual excuse of >we dont care about it like they used in basketball (think argies in 2004) doesnt apply here as the WBC has gained traction and this is a legitimate top USA teamFor more explanation, please consider joining my substack
>>153815911Boca twisters...
>>153815957It's a wrestling technique, the Titty Twister.
>>153815969I mean to be fair its not that hard to get a good start in baseball, you really only need a couple of bases and a homerun. But a score like this is still very bizarre>>153815981Im going to do the same to you but with your balls if you dont stop saying this silly stuff
>>153815969>Imagine Uruguay playing the All Blacks in RugbyYeah we are miles away, for now, it's my dream for us to at least try to win 1 try against them kek.Damn, imagine being a fucking amerimutt these days, getting fucked by Iran and by Italy in baseball.
>>153816007I get your point but its the opposite, boreball is heavily reliant on a pitcher being hot. This is why they have a mammothian 162 games per year calendar to even out outliers
>>153816007Ball Twisting has been ruled out of the SAWF for decades after O Tigrinho died from testicular torsion.
Remember when argentina won against the US in basketball, its similar to that but like 30 times worse because even less countries are serious about baseball in the same way other were serious about basketball back in the 2000s
>>153816053I had testicular torsion as a 11yo kid. I almost lost one of my balls, luckily the cords naturally unraveled themselves, if not I would have been fucked.
>>153816053This is exactly what someone that is about to get their balls twisted would say
Maldita sea se estan cagando. 8-4 bottom of the 7th
Two teams gave away a 2-0 lead this day
>>153816089in the south park n_ggers episode dub they replaced nigger with crioulo
FICA FALANDO .
>>153816253Kek
>>153816253
>>153816107Nooo don't twist my balls in your mouth with your tongue haha that would be awful!! Please don't twirl my testicles with your tongue inside your mouth I'd hate that!!!!!
>>153816253Your post gives this vibe
Israel stop funding Palmeirasyou are fucked verdao bros
8-5Im tired wobbie...
Hug her my chud oh
ITALIAN FIELDING
O APITO
Italy 8-6 USAItaly and Mexico now can go full Tongo to get the US out in group stage
>botafuegoKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKform is temporary, class is permanent.
>>153817548Where is tia paola now?
>>153818559>>153818559>>153818559
