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>>153803363you need to get a job or some bitches or some shit bro, all day every day you make these pistol pete threads
>>153803363What’s bawbaussie gonna say now? What’s the excuse!
all this just for the celtics to win championship 19
>>153803378He already had his melty last thread
>1/16 vietnamese duke dennis unironic 29 points and 12 reboundswemby please put a stop to this
J U D A I S M B A S K E T B A L L
>Perk said Kobe stopped him in the club and told him he’s the best post defender in the league
>darius garland has equal assists and turnoverswhat did leafanon see in garland
How did the clippers upgrade from harden and zubitch for fucking free
>>153803425aspirations
>>153803422Still better than harden and as ive always said ja is better than garland
I'm gonna need the pups to throw the game against the Lakers. The anti-bron agenda must be maintained and another win without him playing would do critical damage to his PR.
>>153803455I would like to see Bron go to OKC so he can fucking torpedo the locker room. It would also be efficient to concentrate all of the hatred to one insufferable team.
What do you think of The Last Dance (2020)?
>>153803487One of the fakest things ive ever seen
>>153803487oh I remember watching this as a sophomore in high school. it was really good. man I miss sitting in my house and doing nothing during covid
>>153803487better than space jam 2
when lebron inevitably tries to one-up jordan, his documentary is gonna cause millions to die from cringe.
what happened to the schnicks?
>intuit dome cheering for the knicksmoney can't buy happiness.
>Shai Gilgeous-Alexander postgame, when asked if he knew he was going to take a stepback three for the game winner coming out of the huddle: >"No. I have answers to the test, but I've gotta see the questions first."
>>153803487This doc is responsible for building the myth that Pippen was an all time great.
>>153803363>pistol pete againkys
>>153803523Lebron has done more in his career than jordan ever has. When did jordan beat the beat team in nba history when down 3-1. When did jordan leave his team instead of quitting and won another ring. When did jordan have to face tim duncan, kevin durant, russell westbrook, steph curry, paul pierce, kevin garnett, kawhi, klay thompson, james harden, tony parker, dirk, paul george, mvp d rose, dwight howard really id like to know that
As a new NBA fan, I can't stop yelling "AND ONE!!" on every play. I know it's wrong most of the time, but it's too funny not to. How long does this phase usually last?
WTH is NBCSN?
>>153803600>I can't stop yelling "AND ONE!!" on every playneither can half the players in the nba
Kat shooting 80% for 30 points and brunson shooting 60% for 25 and losing. Clips might be elite
clipsis?
>>153803690>hand doesn't go under the ball during all thatdem handlez
>>153803666Knicks on the road are an auto fade. I been telling you.
unc lopez still got it
>>153803363I knew this no life loser would be there to make the thread. Doesn't even post a picture of NBA. Fucking pathetic
brook lopez has neck hairs older than half of /nba/
Holy shit Derrick Jones Jr is clamping everyone KEK
Knicks have a Math problem
>jo shart for 3
knicks lose another home game.
Crucial game for the Ws and Curry sits out
garland pedo
>>153803765curry is retired.
>>153803777That was uncomfortably long
Darius Garland descended from Royalty.
sheesh
>>153797728Bookies been real quiet lately
>>153797967Fuck. I linked the wrong post.
>brook lopez is better than zubac in every single wayBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Shai is a killer in the clutch
>>153803814don't get cockstrong.
>>153803831niggas forgot...
the clippers are .500
>>153803875hell yeah, we gotta get that pick outta lottery territory
>>153803875lucky curry isnt around so they got a good chance to hold that
Random drunk thought Why are the magic so mediocre >banchero >wagner >black>bane>suggsThis is all young talent, wtf. They’re gonna fumble the best roster they’ve had in decades and nobody cares
Gui can't win with these cats
>>153803809nigga gassed up blunderskitz KEK
lakerbros, how do we beat the pups and secure the 3rd seed?
I have answers to the test, but I gotta see the questions first.
>>153803906Paolo never made the Leap. He's big for no reason. He settled into being Temu Carmelo Anthony being one of the worst volume mid range chuckers, instead of actually using his size and mobility to get easy buckets.
>>153803945damn we have a hell schedule coming up
SGA likely retires as the second best shooting guard of all time and a top 20 player ever
>>153803422retarded non ball knower
Which turn around is more impressive- the clippers or hornets?
>>153803906I think they run it back one more time. If I were them I’d run it back and make a coaching change.
Holy shit dort is one dirty negroe. How are they not punishing him?
If OKC don't repeat this year the aura loss will break apart the team. They're the clear frontrunners unless wembanana steps up or David Adelman gets a brain transplant
Wendell Carter Jr ain't spacing shit with his 30% from 3 and only 1 make a game. It's time to give up on that bum already. They were better when he was out and Goga played.
>>153803994If they lose to Wemb this early in his career, it's a choke.
>>153803906>poor 3pt shooting (25th in the league)>physical playstyle means they're exhausted in the 2nd half>lack of actual defensive specialists like the pistons.>other teams have gotten better with trade and their players improving and adjusting.
>>153804002Shai scored below his 20 multiple times vs a mickey mouse denver squad last year because they played basic zone and Wemby is like half that team defensively by himself. Spurs guards just need to not shit themselves shooting wise at the same time
Warriors season is patently over, right?
>>153804019As soon as Jimmy went down obviously.
https://youtube.com/shorts/8USVvylm3FM?si=T7-df6H2SsbgRD3EKat being zesty again
>>153804019It’s been done for months
>>153803945did they make any changes at the deadline?I see people sweating but it's 2-0 this season no
>>153803945more like how to hold off the ""rebuilding"" suns for a 6 seed and embarrassing first round sweep
>>153803843Loaded slate tomorrow. I'm gonna try no to go too hard on the bookies.
>>153804019Is next season over too? Steph will be even older. I’m not sure what they do except prepare to tank
4chan should have 4chan blue or something. if you pay me for my (yous) im wreaking havoc on this board so help me god
>>153804077how would the account for people like blunderskitz who reply to themselves literally 30 times (ive seen it)
>>153803418>>153803363I'm pretty sure this is the same person
Knicks will enjoy being cup champions for the next 2 decades at least and be happy
>>153779330/nba/ sisters our response??? No lies told in that thread
>>153804121It just reads like a regular /nba/ thread
>>153804031you just know this nigga been hitting west hollywood these last 2 nights the knicks have been in LA
>>153803831being shai and hali fans before they took off on the mainstream must be so fucking nice. to see somebody drafted low in the lottery, who not much was expected from, traded early in their career from a team who didnt believe in them because they were win now mode and thought they could cheat their way to a chip by just stackin names, careless of fit.get their own team, breakout, lead them to deep playoff runs/finals appearances, and know that even if the nba world still doesnt accept them, they have no choice now but to pay attention to them, and deal with the fact that they used to call them overrated, or undeserving.I hope all this ends up happening with my player too.
>>153803529Fired a top tier coach and replaced him with a meme retread.
>>153804182TOM THUBADO A TOP TIER COACH LMFAOOOOOOO
Even when Jokic plays well and half the Thunder team are injued they still win. Told you it’ll be Thunder in 5 if they meet in this year’s playoffs
>>153804402Shai getting unanimous propaganda somehow off this game
>>153804402Cam gon start hoopin for real in the yoffs
>>153804019dunleavy is an incredibly incompetent gm.porzingis said in an interview after his 2nd game he's going to be healthy from now on going forward and what happens next? he's out again from an unknown ilness he refused to answer when questioned. he was also severely out of breath when just talking to the reporters, it was a tough watch and now on hell did the warriors not scratch him on his medicals?
Can pooper fagg rival shai with a well constructed team in time?
>>153804450All depends on how the scoring develops. Probably not if I had to guess, but it’s possible. So much of Flagg’s upside depends on how much stronger he gets physically imo
>>153804450No, and he won't have to since their timelines won't match up. Wemby is the only one that can, maybe ANT if he ever develops some BBIQ.
>>153804475Shai is only 27. Is he gonna tear an ACL or something? Thunder is so loaded with talent that they'll still be perennial threats
>>153804430They have the same issue with Cam that they had with MPJ: great offensive player who’s underutilised because there are better offensive options on the court with them. Cam would’ve been better on a team like the Pistons where he could actually dribble a bit and not be expected to be some lockdown defender of whatever. Nuggets would’ve been better with a defensive specialist than a mediocre defender who only takes 5 shots a game
What Denver really needs is OG Anunoby
>>153804493You're overanalyzing it. He just can't score. He should be doing what VET MIN THJ is doing right now but he actually put up a zero point game on serious minutes a few games back, legitimately bronny could contribute more in several games he's played
>>153803487blatant propaganda flick that was only popular because of the covid lockdowns>um askually it was not a hangover it was food poisoning that was done on purpose>kobr being in almost every trailer and ad, then only appearing in one episodethough I will say I definitely enjoyed the memes that came out of it
>>153804182>tom "if he dies he dies" thibs>top tier coachlollmao even
>>153804517When they put it on blu ray think we'll get a karl malone interview
>>153804508I think it’s worth analysing though, why does MPJ look so much better and Cam look so much better worse? That’s two examples now, clearly there’s some systemic/role factors. The Nuggets are too obsessed with shotmaking and they’re losing on the margins because of it
>>153804446in his defense warriors didn't have shit to offer besides picks, podz sucks, draymond is holding the team hostage, and they sabatoged kum bucketsreally its kerrs fault because he keeps trying to recreate the 2016 warriors and can't accept the fact that the team needs to evolve
>>153804533MPJ is a far far better player than Cam but is a rhythm shooter so given the greenlight he has to chuck on the nets no wonder he's putting up insane numbers
Braun got his bag and he's just chilling now
>>153804498What Denver needs is Michael Porter Jr. OG overrated on D
>>153804552I think MPJ’s a better offensive player, but idk about far better. Their stats at the Nets are pretty comparable. Regardless, that’s kind if my point, that to get the most out of either of them you need to give them the green light and draw up plays for them specifically, simply cornercucking for Jokic and Murray is a waste of their skillsets
SGA really winning b2b mvps...good for him i guess
https://x.com/brooklynnets/status/2031180891578331379Kek when did mog become normie
>>153804544Are you telling me there was no better deal out there besides taking a player with aids for kuminga? Atlanta must be laughing their asses how they pulled this absolute robbery
>>153804706Kuminga is bad. They’re both unrestricted free agents this offseason. Nobody was robbed
>>153805030I don't get people saying he's bad. Zaza Pachulia was bad, Shabazz Muhamad was bad. He's a solid player, probably re-signing with Atlanta. Porzingis might as well just retire
How do we fix the NBA?
>>153805049I was confusing his contract with Cam Thomas’. They do have a team option so there’s that I suppose, but still Kuminga is a mould of player that winning teams don’t want anymore. His fit around other on ball players is clunky at best, he doesn’t seem willing to embrace being a role player either judging by the warriors situation
>>153804584Damnnnn thats like 80 million after taxes holy fuck
>>153805166he lowk looks like dewey from malcom in the middle
So you're telling me that with an injured Haliburton this dude wasn't able to stat pad on a shitty Pacers team this entire season? Is he dare I say it, a bust?
>>153804493He can't hit WIDE OPEN threes. Offensive scorer my ass.
>>153805613He’s shot near 40% from three for almost his entire career
The OhGayC are actually more unlikable than the smelltics. The smelltics are aight in general, it's just that inceltic is insufferable. OKC however not only have random bandwagon schizos itt, but are also extremely cringe, dirty, and forced by jewish NBA. Absolutely nothing likable or natural with that team. The designated reddit tranny team.
>>153803906>>bancheroisnt that good and not a 1st or 2nd option>>wagnerinjury prone>>blacksee:Gerald Green>>baneactually decent but too ghetto>>suggs3&D with no 3
Everyone forgot
>>153805686Assmad bawb
>>153805686Nigga thinks it’s a popularity contest
>>153806030Magyars aren't white, buddy.
>>153806020Nobody forgot, it's just nobody can do shit about it since Ballmer owns Silver
SGA? more likeSGFAG
>>153806030>>153806035Kys poopskins.>>153806031Learn to read moron.
>>153806146Learn to be less terminally online
>>153806187Check the past two threads, reatrded ape. I just came online.
>>153806238>i just camefaggot
>>153805120turn da magnits up
my bullies :)
Lunchtime. Chipotle or Taco Bell?
Denver really fucked up
>>153806243Says the OKC slurper.
>>153806306Even in the twilight of his career, Russ is still statpadding
>bulgaria racist melty
Daily reminder that my Bullies are going to tank the rest of the way and get Cameron Boozer in the draft, since Papa Silver owes us a top-3 pick for gifting the Face of the League ™ Ayo Dosunmu. Then we’re going to draft best center available with the Portland pick. Then we’re going to draft the best big/SG available with the two second round picks. Then we’re going to let all the guys we recently acquired in trades, except perhaps Leonard Miller, walk and sort by age in free agency and sign a bunch of 72+-rated 18-22 year olds with untapped potential.>PG: Josh Giddey>SG: Isaac Okoro>SF: Matas Buzelis>PF: Cameron Boozer>C: Center drafted with the Portland pick>Sixth Man: Tre Jones>Bench: Jalen Smith, Patrick Williams, Noa Essengue, Leonard Miller, second round pick, second round pick, 72+-rated 18-22 year olds with untapped potential, 72+-rated 18-22 year olds with untapped potential, 72+-rated 18-22 year olds with untapped potential.Name a more fun, young team than my 2026-2027 Bullies. You can’t.
How many players can hold claim to being the greatest of all time for multiple teams? Off the top of my head In an only think of Dr J, who is the greatest Net and 76er. Maybe LeBron with the Cavs and Heat, but Wade is probably still greater
>>153805686>bawb tearsSGA smoked bawb Jokic without Chet and J Will know you mad
>>153806375Why are you writing all that damn shit about a treadmill team?
>>153806375is Cam even that good to be tanking for? I legit see Carlos 2.0. MIght be a great 2nd option but not a franchise changing player
>>153806395especially when the spurs are gonna get boozer with atlanta's pick
>>153806374Racist anime website lil nigga.>>153806393Aint mad about shit. Jokic is still a better player than SGAY with a real ring.
>>153806453proof?
>>153806464ITT
>>153806467What about other threads?
>>153806479I wouldn’t know I’m not on here day and night like you
>>153806506Prove I am.
>>153806305>tfw your burrito bowl is a little on the light side
Boston now is second in odds only to OKC to win the Finals.Could they still make it to 60 wins? This was supposed to be the payroll shedding gap year.
Bulgaria used to go on racist rants and pretend it wasn’t him a couple days later.
>>153803386It's based.
>>153803363so, what's so special about Pete, anon
>>153806598Smelltics vs OGayC will be the worst NBA finals in history by far and of all time.>>153806600Prove it or your mom's a hoe.
>>153806616Dropped 60 on a Hall of Fame/champion Knicks backcourt one time before the three point line
>>153806658Yeah I aint order no proxy yappuchino lil bro.
whew wemby giving both brown and tatum belt tonight
>>153806735>tonight
bullce don't run
>>153806943huh
You're the next generation talent. You can choose between playing for the Knicks or the Lakers. Which would you choose and why?
>>153806978NY because im not being a spot up shooter for Le-Faggot
>Jokic on SGA: “I don’t know that people know how hard it is to do that. To make 20 pointsin 10 [straight] games, not 120 whatever it is, it’s special. He’s a special player.”
>>153806978I'd rather kms than go to any of these shitholes. Knisk are a less gay franchise, but you can't really just live in the sticks and go to the city for practice, because of the dogshit weather and traffic. The Lkers training facility is kinda in a shitty location too. I guess Lkers, but then the team and franchise is a billion times gayer. I'd rather just be e Pacer or something chill like that.
>>153806978why would anyone choose the knicks? lakers are just objectively better and la is a way better city to live in compared to nyc too if youre a rich famous athlete
>>153807055Knisk have cooler jerseys and it would feel better on your soul to win a chip for them.
>>153806978only a retard would choose ny over la. la is a great place to be rich and famous.
>Mavs +9.5>Suns ML>Celtics-Spurs under 222.5>Hornets -2.5Why can't jannies decide whether they love Jews or Muslims more? We're at war, pick a side. And I'm not going anywhere, retards.
>>153807046
>>153806978u'd pick any team in texas or florida so u can keep more of ur money and use it to pay espn pundits to claim u are da goat
>>153806978Knicks, who the fuck wants to deal with Lakers fans?Knicks fans are also retarded but theyre not entitled and dont seethe at everything that doesnt go perfectly
>>153807355Iunno bro Lkers fans are just a bunch of random casuals from wherever. Knisk fans are literal animals.
Jokic couldn’t even close out the game
I've been to LA once and I saw a bunch of old (50s to 60s) naked yt people in a parking lot, with about 6/4 man to women ratio. I dont know what they were doing but it was very weird.
>>153807355>deal with Lakers fans?Just close twitter and stop being a pussy
>>153807161
>>153807656They call it bug chasing
jaylen brown isnt better than jokic idc what the espn blacks say
Lebron outdueled kobe his whole career . It was a shame they didn’t meet in finals.
Guys, everyone loves Pistol Pete but could you show AI and White Chocolate some love in these threads?
>>153808255>AI and White ChocolateBoth lames.
since sFAG is already gonna win da mvp and fmvp pretty much guaranteed, let's talk about how if he 3 peats he's already in da goat discussions
>>153808455>fmvp pretty much guaranteedNah.
>>153803498newfag summerfag
>>153803690gay pink shoes
>>153806615No aura
>>153803977Everyone knows why the Clippers suddenly stopped being a bottom of the barrel lottery team, The Hornets and the the Trailblazers climbing out the kwab end of the standings to play-in status is more of a mystery.
Niggas be talmbout LeMickey the GOAT but they aint wearing no LeMickeys. Niggas wearing Jordans.
beginning to like Shai desu
>>153808612hornets: realized they have a core and don't need to tank so started tryingblazers: manufactured jew star gets the god whistle despite bein a literal nobody
>>153808635you can only suppress your faggotry for so long anon...
>>153807006>He’s a special playerespecially zesty
timmy bros won
>>153809068the fuck timmy gon do
>>153809306exactly
>>153809068just win a gold medal for your country brono
Shai's game is so nice when he ain't diving into defenders and selling no calls. Legit the only thing I hate about OKC is Dort and that they seem to get an unreasonably favorable whistle on both ends
would you rather rape a girl in colorado or would you rather your wife cheat on you with her trainer
>>153809068Based edit, GOAT debate is effectively between kareem, hakeem, shaq and duncan now. Every other top 15 player has too many flaws.
>>153809505>shaqWay too soft for GOAT debate, shouldn't even be in the same convo as Duncan who mogged him in the same era
MJ-recently exposed + degenerate gamblerKareem-actually normal personLeBron-shillMagic-sonBird-deadbeat fatherKobr-rapistHakeem-actually normal personJokic-supports vucicCurry-shill + cuckKD-shill + snake + incelBill Russell - actually normal personWilt -actually normal personDuncan-actually normal personShaq-insecure
>>153809611Youre right
>>153809617not adding shill for shaq when hes prob the biggest shill out of all of them is crazy and you gotta add fat for jokic too and virgin for kd
>>153809617kareem got caught judging kids beauty contests with trump. wilt made up a story about fucking 20,000 women to cover his homosexuality. shaq will stick your toothbrush in his asshole.
>>153809611peak shaq is the best player in nba history but he's outside of the goat debate because he didn't give a shit and settled for only a top ~10 career
>>153809683True >>153809703What the fuck ive never heard about kareem doing that
>>153809068Zoomers are the most embarrassing generation in history and it’s not even close
>>1538097501991.
the way people talk about the lebron israel thing, you would think that he invested money into idf drones like curry like all he did was just say that deni being a all star was good and released a basic ass pr statement condemning the oct 7 thing
>>153809748Exactly, got a taste of success and coasted. My dad used to be a HUGE Lakers fan to the point of obnoxiousness. Would tell me with a straight face he was better than Jordan. So I always used to argue with people about Kobe > Shaq, then I saw the light. Now years later I think Shaq > Kobe is the perfect midwit IQ template.
>>153803386‘fraid so
>>153809835I can see the resemblance but google doesnt give a clear answer. I think its better not to sentence him without proof
>>153803363Why the fuck do you all keep letting this autist make Pistol Pete generals? Its been years of this fucking shit.
>>153809617What dies Bird & Magic's kids have to do with their basketball legacy?
>>153803386>>153809868TateGOD thread
>>153809946let timmy cook
>>153809931yeah it's prolly just some other 7' tall anonymous black dude
>>153809422He really only does it on undisciplined defenders, usually twitchy guys that play defense with their raw athleticism rather than actually watching film, as well as rookies and two way guys. You really noticed it last year in the finals how he would draw like 3x the amount of fouls whenever Nesmith was guarding him instead of Nembhard. Same thing with the Wolves, he used to be able bait McDaniels a lot easier but the latter has become a much higher IQ defender in their most recent matchups, so he doesnt try it as much as hes used to.
>>153809068Tim Duncan let his brother fuck his wife for 20 years>just be a cuck bro
Anime
>>153809068Bron and Jordan really ruined their legacies on the same day
> Exclusive: Luka Doncic's partner, Anamaria Goltes, files a petition for child support. I told yall luka went to slovenia and then his baby came out black. I also told yall giannis is coming to the nets. Hes letting nets tank for dybantsa and then going over in the offseason
Its over for wemby
>>153810082Solid followup thanks bro
>One year in LA and Luka is already a divorced dad chasing instathots Damn…
YES ANAMARIA PUSH OUT THAT BABY
BAWB bros...
He dindu nuffin
>>153809068Duncan is too reserved and cool for minorities to embrace. The fans want dancing clowns
>>153810750Makeup merchant
>>153810715LA is an evil place
>>153810789>canadahe hindu nuffin
LA is satanic
Now the depression on him makes sense, he feels nothing but guilt
>>153810750why is everyone acting like its a given he cheated?women's PR is unmatchedwomen are way more likely to cheat
>Luka child support drama drops the same night he plays AntExcellent script Mr. Silver
>>153810715LeDiddy threw one of his parties and Luka was a changed man
>>153811017He's already linked to an actress from Stranger Things
>>153807840Even if everyone were healthy on the Warriors the best thing they could hope for is getting knocked out in 6 games in the first round.
>>153811088>people still counting out curry I bet you thought the US was gonna lose the gold medal game too
>>153811017he did that shit. Luka doesn't have the discipline to turn down those LA hoes. Better men than him have tried and failed
>>153811017His baby came out black. She cheated on him
Luka needs that Asian tranny who made MPJ good over the offseason
>>153811122Curry is still good, but not good enough to carry a hurt/old/bad team through the West. The Warriors are done. Only question is whether or not they offload all their talent and rebuild now or spin their wheels until Curry, Green, and Kerr all retire at the same time and go back to being the fucking dregs of the league.
Stop noticing!
>>153811017cause its just the way more likely scenario in this case plus the reason he got traded was because he couldnt control his urges (food)
>>153811070>He's already linked to an actress from Stranger ThingsMillie?
>>153811167Jordan lost every playoff game playing against east bums before pippen carried his ass
>>153811167Jordan was also shooting 22 shots a game ( LeBron shooting 16)Gotta add some context
>>153811167As usual Mj leads in scoring but nothing else!!
>>153811017She probably would have left him at some point anyway because why wouldn't she? She's set for life. Her "job" is making Luka's kid and now she's done working forever. She doesn't even have to watch her own children, a nanny can handle all that shit.That being said I have little doubt he was fucking around. Can't blame him, the man grew up in Slovenia with 1 flavor of woman, albeit a nice flavor. Now he's got his pick of any woman of any race he wants in his prime smack dab in the middle of LA. I'd be stunned if he hasn't banged multiple women since moving from Dallas.
>>153811196Madelyne Cline
>>153811242damn, way hotter than Millie but kinda looks like his wife
>>153811273You'd be surprised how many men cheat with women that look like a sluttier version of their wife
LA was supposed to fix Puka's vices, he just added lust to gluttony instead.
>>153811404you really thought moving to fucking LA would fix his vices? LOL
>>153809946I've been lobbying for AI and White Chocolate threads forever.
Skip to my Lou generals
y'all remember when arnie banged his busted maid?
>>153811520Her pics when she was younger wasn't bad
>>153811404You guys are retarded. It’s the wife’s fault. It’s always the wife’s fault
Am i retarded for partly blaming nico harrison for this.
>>153811585nico knocked up luka's wife with a black kid
Luka should've left his wife in tradcath Slovenia instead of the devil's cauldron that is Los Angeles.
>>153805120if a player misses a 3pt shot, their team loses 1 point. There. Problem solved.
In the 1996-97 season, a 20-year-old Garnett played 77 games as a full-time small forward.
>>153811608Everything makes sense now
tatGOD plays soon
Luka is one beer gut, snake wrapped around a sword tatoo on his right arm and turkey teeth + hairline trip away from averaging 40. League isnt ready
>>153811706Averaging 40K a month in payments
Can't stop laughing at this
>>153811664the main character
>>153811710>40k child support on a 50 mil salary in fucking LAShes getting way more. way, way more
>>153811710Light work when hes retiring with 700 million in career earnings
>During Dončié's visitation, he expressed a desire to bring Gabriela back to the states with him when he was returning to join the team in Philadelphia to play the 76ers on Dec. 7. A disagreement with his then-fiancée ensued and Goltes, 27, called the police, sources familiar with the situation told ESPN. Officers reported to the scene at Kranj Maternity Hospital on Dec. 6. According to the police report, reviewed by ESPN, officers "did not detect any elements of a criminal offense or misdemeanor" perpetrated by Dončić. Dončić left the hospital peacefully and flew back to the states later that day, sources familiar with the situation told ESPN.So Luka has always lived with a crazy bitch, fucking wild.
>>153811758Women are fucking evil. The dude is providing a life for her she could never in a million years get for herself. And she can’t stay in the US so he can see his kids? She’s a monster
>>153811758It was always weird his daughter was born so far away from him
>>153811585>Can't defend the paint>Cant defend his relationship Nico was right
>>153811758>hey babe, i know you just gave birth in the last 48 hours, but i was thinkin we could chuck you and our 2 day old child on a transatlantic flight for no reason. sound good?how fucking retarded is luka?
>>153811821Gabriela is his other daughter retard
>>153811821I think luka was asking for just the baby
You think ant will give a nigga tips on dodging child support?
>>153811883Ant just paid the whole thing upfront and told the girl to fuck off
>>153811850i don't keep track of other men's children, my bad. still, why would he want to separate a 2 year old from their mother? he could always take his $200mil and stay in slovenia if he wanted to.
>>153806306Russ can only play like this in meaningless games. In Denver once games actually became must-win he spilled his spaghetti multiple times. He will retire a ringless chump and nas no one to blame but himself
>>153811758Damn. Luka's daughters are gonna grow up in a single mom household in Slovenia and barely getting to see their dad. They are doomed to be mudsharking whores. Should have married a good Christian American girl.
are LA women worth it?
S O O N
Yall niggas in here gossiping like some damn females
>Luka DoneabitchWho gives a fuck the only generational thing he's good at is losing2024: Lost the Finals2025: Lost his team2026: Lost his wifeA threepeat of losing
I hope Devin Booker will enjoy life in Slovenia
>>153811902>>153811136Calm down saar
>>153806380Wilt is the best 76er of all time. I don't even rank Erving above Moses Malone, he was just better at shilling himself
>>153811944based
remember, kidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSwn5l2Ro5M
>>153807840The fact that this dude is still getting paid is absurd. He's a fucking ghost.If the owners had half a brain they'd put an amnesty clause in the CBA that says if you miss 70% of the games 2 years in a row your contract automatically voids.
>>153809748Peak Shaq got outplayed by Olajuwon in the finals but i guess you zoomers wouldn't remember thatAlso you can't be the goat if the opposing team can force you to ride the bench in crunch time because you're so bad at free throws once they start fouling you intentionwlly you become a liability
>>153812096This larping zoomer thinks Magic Shaq was peak Shaq. Lmao.
>>153812096beyond that not being prime shaw, this Olajuwon outplaying Shaq narrative is and always has been complete bullshit. They pretty much canceled each other out. The rockets won specifically because their role players outplayed the hell out of the magic's with one magic guy in particular being so shook that it basically ended his career
>"Everything is intentional," Harper said. >"We ran a play 15 times today, just back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back. >I think that just little things like that, I think we're just all starting to get it. >We're all starting to get how good we are.">The Spurs can run the same play 15 times in a row for two reasons. >First, they identified an advantage and a weak point in the defense. >They went buffalo hunting, targeting the slow-footed Alperen Sengun in the pick and roll.>Second, they know every player on the court can capitalize if the ball finds them off the initial advantage.lol shitgoon getting hunted 15 times in a row with the same play
>>153812032Wemby really gonna get DPOY and All NBA 1st this year
>>153812118All he did after that was get fatter
(You)r Boston GODtics play tonight. TateGOD thread btw.
>nets tanking again new rule: teams are not allowed to change their starting lineup until the playoffs
>luka playing like dogshit ever since going to slovenia>retards blamed lebron for luka playing like shit and freezing out the lakers making everyone play like shitanyone who played basketball could tell something was up with luka after the trip/break but no one here actually plays basketball
>>153812185Theres a new negative headline about this guy every day kek. Had high hopes for him after eurobasket, sad
If the NFL can make contracts shorter and easily voidable if they don't perform as well when they signed it the NBA can too
Brady and Luka should teach you that womeme ain't shit and we all spend too much time worrying about them. Cunts.
>>153812185>cuckets really thought Sengun and Amen were championship players
>>153812185Rockets need to rebuild Sengun can’t be your star player on a serious team
>>153812284The Rockets would literally be a better team right now if they just kept Harden.
>>153812265>If the NFL can make contracts shorter and easily voidable if they don't perform as well when they signed it the NBA can tooNBA already allows non-guaranteed contracts.
>>153812265the nfl can only do that because their players union is shit and keeps getting raped in negotiations
LeBron dropped 30/9/7 against the Suns a day before AJ Dybantsa was born
>>153812334How did that kid get so black?
>>153812299>NBA already allows non-guaranteed contracts.to whom? minimum salary guys? So many guys who are making 15-20 mil just quit after getting that contract. The nuggets would be a different team if that was allowed
>>153812360There's a lot of non-minimum guys with partially non-guaranteed deals. Zion's contract isn't fully guaranteed. DDR's contract isn't fully guaranteed. Luke Kornet's 4/40 deal is only guaranteed for one year.
Also, Embiid's first big contract wasn't fully guaranteed and he had to meet health benchmarks.
>>153812390It should be across the board. All contracts should have performance clauses not just the obvious ones
>>153812410Players that have the leverage to get guaranteed deals will just get signing bonuses like in the NFL.
>>153812430as long as theyre out of the team's salary cap when they are worthless thats good
don't lose lelticsdon't lose turdsor else
Queta is actually really shitty when you give him easy dunk opportunities.
>getting marriedlmfao I don't even have money and yet niggas with all the cash in the world still deal with that shit
>>153812334>LeDiddy groomed GaytumIt all makes sense now
Jalen Green dropped a body bad
Brown clears Tabum I’m afraid
Is San Antonio as bad as the media make it sound?
>>153812554He went to Duke? Really don't remember him at all
>>153812572It's 70% obese beaners. And cartels and the whites are usually in college waiting to move out
>>153812572It’s soulful and small city with culture. Not the bland huge concrete hell hole like Dallas that the media loves.
>>153812572media makes everything sound worse than it actually is. In the states almost every sizable city is similar outside of a handful of quirks
>Luka is in a custody battle for his daughterWait is this guy officially black now?
>>153812611agreed except characterizing it as small.
>Getting divorced by your childhood sweetheartMy GOAT would never
>>153812538Getting married sounds good if you get an ironclad prenup
>>153812258>luka is a deadbeat who hasnt seen his daughter since she was bornaverage lakermy GOAT would never
>>153812730>Getting married sounds good if you get an ironclad prenupDoesnt matter in the US, especially in California where 50/50 no fault divorce is common after like 15 years
>>153812730really no such thing in the US. judges have broad latitude.
Is Bam going for Wilts record
ahh tatum off the side of the backboard, he really is back!
I'm gonna miss Kevin Durant when he retires kek nigga is straight comedy and I just know once this lanky fuck retires he's gonna disappear from the spotlight, he doesn't seem like the type to do the whole media thing since he seems to hate analysts and talking heads. And he's far too autistic for a podcast.
are there any two teams with as much love for each other as celtics and spurs?
tatum is chucking alot of badly timed shots in a year where the celtics are playing efficient ball #noticing :)
>>153812258Women are just downright evil. There is no redeeming them. I side with Iran now.
>guy who hasnt played in 10 months doesnt have his timing back yetsmartest pollock
if carter bryant keeps improving he's gonna be a huge problem.
>>153812903he's like if sochan was actually good and not a gay distraction
Boston is definitely taking the East. Heating up at the right part of the season
bam has 43 points in 20 minutes this is not a drill
Sam MANSIONER
>>153812954>the wrecker of wizards
MVP shit
Its the wizards but no one talking bout bam dominating? The best game of his career. 43st half on excellent splits
>>153812971Bald ass nigga let Swipa take his cookies like that?
>>153812954embiidesque
Bam Chamberlain today who saw this coming
>3 points>0 assists>2 turnover>less blocks than derrick white>-2did the celtics solve wemby?
No way you fags are hyping up Bam against the shitty ass Wizards. If it was against any other team in the East that isn't the Wiz, Nets, or Pacers, I could totally understand but the Wizards? And a Wizards team without ADisney or Shit Trae? Cmon, Heat fans y'all are better than this.
>>153813021*9 points
I'm nooooticing
>>153812981>>153812954>>153812972>>153812990
How did hotep miss that?
yikes brown stinky
He should've just laid it in.
>>153811242Bro my heart hurts for Luka, he is so dumb and this ho is one of the wicked hoes, he cannot know the extent of her manipulative black widow spider type of game. Now she got him for millions Jesus Christ save our White Heroes. The devil is around everywhere we never expect.
how was that not goaltending? they reached through the hoop and knocked it out (not the dunk)
JAYLEN BROWN CHIMPED OUTKICKED OUT
HE FOAMING HE SEETHING
wtf happened?
Brown finna get arrested
Fight, fight against racism
refball lmao
jaylen brown got so mad about whiffing a dunk that he got ejected lol
WHO RUN THIS SHIT
UH OH MELTY
>>153813083Jaylen Brown lost his dribble and turned it over then he chimped out so it looks like it was the ref's fault
This improves the Celtics chance to win
>>153813083>jaylen brown double teamed at the sideline>castle pushes him with one warm>exaggerates the contact and falls out of bounds>chimps out and wants the foul called in his favor>double T'd, kicked out
BAWB
he floppedhe got himself tossed over a flop
2nd career ejection for Jaylen Brown :)
>>153813102very fair assessment
That was a soft ass foul but it was a foul. Brown overreacted though.
It's his time
What was the point of that? Brown tossed himself out.
OKC really gonna win a second ring against these bum teams
Nike put out a hit on Brown for starting his extremely successful shoe company.
>>153813124>What was the point of that?TateGOD domination
The refs are oppressing Jaylen. Shoudlve beat up that ref.
>take the tatum under>brown gets tossed for no reasonfuck this rigged ass league
Adam Silver ejected Jaylen Brown for hooping while black.
>brown talking to crew chief>OTHER ref throws him outlol
the fix is in
TateGOD taking over
there's a 300lb mexican throwin his ass around in the crowd, very disrespectful
>>153813034Basado
tatum is gonna score 50 now huh
why did brown even get ejected?
What race is the Spurs coach
Spurs coach kinda looks like Elon
post the fucking replay already so i can see what the retarded ref missed.refs are legit retarded. do you know how many times they will realize they were wrong on a call after the fact?do you realize that they were the reason diabate and duren almost fought because they werent calling blatant bullshit and allowed them to get heated?refs are retarded, thats a simple matter of fact that must be accepted. the question is what to do with them, because the refs are clearly never going to stop messing up, and nothing much meaningful is ever really done about them messing up.they can cost entire games, admit they werr wrong after the fact and nothing changes.nba players dedicate nearly their entire lives to this game, and risk of injury is real, its no wonder they can get so heatedreminds me of the joel embiid crash out, ref niggas needa be held accountable just like this techs hold players accountable
>tatum just came back >now without brown >has to carry the team on 1 leg Silver wants my boy to explode his other achilles :)
>scheierman runs himself into wemby dribbling the ball and flops chasing Fox>Offensive foul>derrick white phantom shooting foulmake up calls
SAAR DO NOT DO THE NEEDFUL OR I WILL EJECT YOU BHARAT BITCH BASTERD
How tf you score 50 points with 0 assists
>>153813122A little push is not a foul.
>>153813207>indian ben shapiro
lmao Wembust
>>153813207You’re not funny
>>153813207You're funny
Are tap outs counted as rebounds on the stat sheet? Just need to know the next time I bet on Wemby
It says the game is on nbc but it's not
>>153813207can you repeat the joke
gud games tn
>de'aaron, it's a very emotional, physical game>they're emotional, not uskek
Tatum is back like he never left
>>153813247refs just ruined the best game of the night
Buck. Broken.
>>153813276Fucking embarrassing.
>>153813276Hes right refs are hoes
>>153813276is he gonna be the next burner account player when kd retires?
funny how>lebron can assault refs>draymond can scream at refs for minutes without endbut>jt gets techs for clapping at his own players>jb gets ejected in 10 seconds
>>153813276Why isn't he using correct grammar?
>>153813311code switching
>>153813276Can you imagine if twitter was around when the oldheads played?
>>153813276real powerful from twitter
>>153813276>@fuckwypipo
>>153813276He got a hand placed extremely lightly on his side. Then he flopped out of bounds trying to get a call but turned it over instead. Then he chimped out from embarrassment and got ejected. I’m not saying he gets the whistle other stars get, but he picked the dumbest hill to die on.
>>153813307celshit tax. don't tell me you don't think it's funny
JB finna blame Beverly Hills for this
>>153813307>even the refs thinks the celtic ring is fraudulentkek
>>153813276What a BABBy
>>153803363Meal
>>153813367This is not a meal
BEN SARAF 10 POINTS IN ONLY 14 MINUTES OF PLAY!!!JEWISH!!!!!
>>153813305what's he need a burner for he just talks on his main
where's the jaylen brown meltie webm
>>153812655Small in comparison to the other TX basketball cities
why the fuck is he walking like this?
>>153813276kwababboty
>>153813457he is trying to hold himself together through the pain
>>153813457We've all been there...
>black mafia forces cade cunningham into the mvp discussion>shits the bed>black mafia forces jaylen brown into the mvp discussion>shits the bedthey're like 0-9999999999 on forced mvps, even though they did chimp out and get embiid one undeservedly.
>>153813432https://streamable.com/zxouxdhttps://streamable.com/nir1xo
>>153813507Embiid isn't even black. I don't know why Perk and them don't hate Embiid like they hate Rudy.
>>153813457He's hungover
>>153813457Maybe he has to take a LeBron
>>153813457the walk when u stayed up all night
>embiid isn't even black
Cooper Flagg 6pts on 20% FGs and its the 4th quarter
>>153813457Luka just needs to drive down Brentwood and he'll find a ho hotter than his ex and he'll be all good
sorry to say this but 60% tatum isn't lifting this team past any of the top teams in the playoff should've just came back next season :)
>>153813551I get that walk when I do meth and jerk off for 10-12 hours straight. Not sure why I’m using my legs so much honestly
>>153813432Here
>>153813457the virgin walk
>>153813457Divorced Dad hungover walking into Chilis for the House Margarita at 11 AM walk
>>153813584they broke up?
you know when the spurs first lost Chip Engelland I thought they would never be able to replace him. But they've done a good job
Apparently bam adebayo is that good
67 points
Derrick White is the best celtic
>>153813457>still has man tits>still has a ridge of fat on his lower gutfuck man, I thought he was getting into the 'best shape of his life'? Meanwhile he looked like this his first few years in the league:
>>153813600The league is sabotaging Gaylen now that Gayson is back, they want to reduce him back down to "Gayson's supporting cast member" status
Bam going for Kobe's record?
TateGOD legacy game
>>153813631see>>153812258his fiance doesn't want to come back to america and wants to keep their 2 daughters in Slovenia. Alimony and child support incoming. But then Luka has to go and try and date >>153813062. Luka is spiritually black with the amount of debt he's gonna be in. He should have learned from Harden to only look at them at strip clubs and not get them pregnant.
>>153813591Kneel
>30 FTA in regulationHow tf?
Wemby has these moments where he plays like a wild deer in headlights and fucks over the entire flow of the spurs. That was the last 2 minutes of this game.
>Tatum is back>pistons confirmed frauds>knix>cavs have larden
>>153813600soft Tnot even close to a lebum or gaymond meltie
>>153813674That chick is not even from Slovenia too what the fuck is her problem
>>153813688he's definitely got a tendency to rush. he struggles with layups too. fortunately he just turned 22 and has time to mature.
>>153813699Owari da
>>153813367You do know that high sugar intake is directly associated with lower life expectancy, right?
>>153813674LA might have actually ruined him. if he was still in dallas, how would he be faring better?
69
70 points
>69 for bamnice
>>153813699don't worry bwo, okc is gonna be winning anyway...
hold up, this nigga shot 30 ft? lmao
>>153813600insanely basedthese soft ass bitches need to be taught a lesson
>30 free throws
>>153813688It's a maturity thing, he's always looking to make a highlight play. When he loses his first playoff series doing that shit he'll wise up
>>153813783
derrick white fighting for his fucking life trying to keep the celtics in the game>>153813734>all the food in Texas kept Luka from infidelityNico won
>be me>just casually watching spurs celtics>bam this bam that>"huh? what?">check miami game i was never going to bother with...>70 pointsNIGGA WHAAAAAAAAAAT????
>>153813764
>>153813715she is slovenian. maybe their relationship was already rocky from the get-go. and seeing luka in LA activated her woman genes and sealed it
>>153813674>He should have learned from Harden to only look at them at strip clubs and not get them pregnant>only look at themBro you retarded as fuck or something? Harden was fucking all those strip club hoes, did you forget the leaks of photos from him and strippers in bed? The thing is Harden probably has a vasectomy.
71
bam "michael porter jr." adebayo
New>>153813836>>153813836
>>153813834Eleven more, can he do it?
>>153813457it's the walk you do when u just got fucked in the ass
>>153813864of all the women he could have chosen to receive comfort sex from, he chose a goth dommy mommy?! fucking idiot
Bamonte > Kobe
