chat shit, get banged. simple as
>muh golfwhat's up with these low class wankers woshipping golf? Bale too now that i think about it. they think they're posh class by some sort of adjancency to rich whitepypo sports?
>>153805620it's the one of the few sports they're contractually allowed to play because of injury factor
Breaking: fork found in kitcken
didn't eni aluko get outed for using a burner account to defend herself by calling other twitter users 'gammons'?
>>153805614Subhuman island monkey
hahaha what a day
>>153805970>libelpretty sure what he said was just a joke
>>153805970AHAHA PAY THE SHEBOON CRACKA
>>153805970>£339kMore than she’s made in her football and punditry career
>>153805970Explains why he was in a bad mood
Apparently an older guy at the golf club got into an argument with Joey and grabbed a baseball bat from his car to get him. Joey managed to get the bat off of him and absolutely pasted him.
>>153806061are baseball bats a thing in England?
>>153806122What does that even mean
>>153806158Because you don't play baseball
>>153806122>>153806163Yeah they have them in Sports Direct, we played a bit of baseball at school even though Rounders is very similarThough 90% of the people buying them are for self-defence
>>153806163that question is as stupid as asking if you have 'soccer' balls
>merseyside>golf club
>>153806192They use them to bash people's heads in
>>153806185we all play soccer here as kids, soccer balls are everywhere including this classic.
>>153805614Probably just slapped a libtard. Bosh!
>>153806192>The Open Championship has been played 13 times at Royal Liverpool Golf Club, most recently in 2023I actually think the anti-UK propaganda on social media has gone too far.I love Italy but it looks more scruffy than the UK, and you don't have me acting like Lucca is a bombsite.
>>153806122The bats are, but the sport isn’t. There’s a hilarious legal loophole where the police can arrest you if they catch you with a baseball bat (because it’s a weapon) unless you also have the ball with you. Then you can say you’re actually going to play baseball, and they can’t touch you.
>>153806209baseball has been played here for hundreds of years. there are several football clubs that were founded as football and baseball clubs where they'd play baseball in the football off season
>>153806248heemed that dagodog well out of /sp/
>>153806192and? Golf was invented in the UK (Scotland), we have golf courses everywhere.
>>153806318anything is a weapon. genuine question can you not buy chef's knives then? or do you need it locked in a case when transporting it
>>153806398>we have golf courses everywhere
>>153806418If the chef knives are in the box you bought it in from the shop and you’re on your way home it’s not a problem.
>>153806418You can carry a chef's knife about if you have reasonable reason to, like if you are a chef going to work.
>>153806541What kind of chef takes their knife home with them every night? That's some plot to a Sweeney Todd ripoff Musical innit?
Barton has blinded the guy. He'll be going down for a few years
>>153807931Same thing happened to QPR in general
>>153805614with a golf club?
>>153805614>>153805970KWAB
>>153805614>assault in near a golf club
>>153807451But if you can’t carry a knife outside at all, how do you get it from the shop to the restaurant? All our laws are ridiculous like that. Maybe all laws in every country are like that.
>headmaster of special needs schoollmao. classic barton.
reminder that his brother is serving life for putting an ice pick in a black kid's head
>>153812309Based. Also he was released in 2022.
>>153806061The 'older guy' is also a headmaster at some Special Ed school. The baseball bat story sounds a little fanciful.>>153807931only in one eye.Luckily Joey had a pal with him, who'll probably end up taking the rap. Still, Joeys now got a month in the nick to ponder where he'll find £339k for Aluko.
>>153805614Yet another example of the woke anti British laws destroying this country.>respected journalist give someone a playful tap after disagreement>get arrested just for being whiteMeanwhile they ship in millions of blacks and pay them to touch our kids in luxury hotels. Make it make sense!
>>153822584>>respected journalistand intellectual, lest we forget.This Giant of Letters Joey who freely spread amongst us his witticisms, only to be greeted by plod knocking at inopportune hours at the edict of the Fred & Rosemary Wests of this World.
