Manlet power edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>153793640
>>153807511
>>153807511It's like Fujinokawa went back in time a year and a half to when anytime someone touched 'sato's neck he imploded
>>153807511what happened to my smiling boy with the unusually evil stare...
>>153807786consumed by power, now a shadow of his former self...
Onosharto let out a stinky one today
ReminderTouching the clay with both hands is NOT a requirement.Mutual consent is what the gyoji is looking for.
>>153807908Facts
This is the first time a yokozuna has lost the first three days since Kisenosato lmaoEntire stable is losers trained by losers
Bastards, we're doing alright right now
0-4 tomorrow
>>153807511How does a shoulder injury explain that? Looks like got outplayed.
>>153805906Wow today was even worse
>>153808362I hope it's in a bout, then he can tie Kisenosato's record.
>>153808448Fuji's speed is actually something else. Very few rikishi can actually weaponise how fast they can move but half of why Sato went down is because Fuji slipped away so quickly.
Dan smacked Onosato down so hard all the way back in November that Onosato still hasn't recovered and its almost half a year later.
>>153808200I forgot to watch his fight, he's finally doing the 鬼相撲 we all wanted to see last basho. Just please god let there be an even number of kyujo'd sekitori so Enho doesn't risk being matched upwards against Kazuma. Enho would not be winning that one.
>>153808478This is pathetic. Let it go
>>153808547It's actually true though. Sato's day 13 was Aonishiki where he landed hard on his left arm/shoulder. Day 14 he lost to Zak of all people, then he withdrew day 15 while still in the yusho race. It was 100% Dan who did this to his shoulder. That's what he gets for being so massive desu.
>>153808478Biggest challenger for the yusho has been taken out. Mission complete. Initiate yokozuna run.
>>153808628Sure Hosh and Zak are undefeated, but there's another yusho winner currently at 3-0 ;)
ura yusho at 15-0, aonishiki promotion at 13-2
If hosh (or whoever) went 15-0 and then dan went 14-1, would he still get the rope? It wouldn't be a yusho but still a very good record
>>153808681Zak and Hosh 14-1 playoffAonishiki misses the rope despite 13-2, the danfag offs himself
>>153808757Horse can't go 15-0 with Dan on the banzuke. Those two are tied right now because Dan beating Horse on one of the last 3 days is a forgone conclusion.
>>153808448Similar energy. Maybe Onosato has some mongol blood in him, and it yearns back to the vast plains of Mongolia
Year of the horsehorse basho
>>153808803Ok but what about someone else going 15-0. My question is more about is 14 good enough to be considered yusho equivalent even if you didn't actually get it
my hopes are in descending orderura zenshozak yushodan getting the ropehorse yushomemes aside, onosato needs to withdraw>>153808887i doubt they'll let him have it without a yusho
>>15380888713 wins is enough if it's a Jun-Yusho (second place)
>>153808448>rikishi breakdancing competition
>>153808887Hosh was roped on a 13-2JY 12-3Y so if Dan went 13-2JY this basho he'd have the same record as what earned Hosh rope. The big difference is that when Hosh was roped there were no active Yokozuna so the YDC might've thumbed the scales a little for him. We don't NEED Yokozuna right now, plus Dan is still incredibly new to Makuuchi. There's a chance a 13-2JY won't do it, but a 14-1JY would almost certainly. Problem then is that he's already given up that one loss to Yoshi (PBUH).
image if onosato wins with a 12-3
>>153807786I miss him so much bros...
>>153808951What if there was a 12-3 playoff against fujinokawa and he lost again
I'm almost disappointed we didn't get to see a young man die in the ring today.
>>153808913My hopesUra, Kazuma, Nobehara zenshoKusano yushoZak yushoOnosato 12-3 yushoDanfag buying rope
>>153808939Atamifuji wins for dancing on his head last night.
>>153808941This biggest difference is that Hoshoryu's second basho was a Yusho.
>>153809173I don't think supporters buy the rope when Dan promotes, do they? It's probably specially made
>>153809237I believe they get a special dispensation from the JSA upon promotion.
>>153809235Spiffy did a video about Ozeki promotions when Dan was up for one where he talked about this. Generally the JSA likes it when the last basho of a run is the best result. Dan's Ozeki run ending on the 12-3Y was why he was promoted. Assuming they apply the same standard to Yokozuna promotion then yeah it would help a ton if the second basho was the yusho, even if it was a 12-3Y. Crazy how 12-3Y would rope him while 13-2JY might not.But fuck all that I want Zak to win.
>>153808547That is literally how he injured his shoulder.
>>153809359>>153808580I believe Portugal-fag was referring to the filename.
>>153809375Oh I didn't even notice. Dan actually did win though. Onosato's left fool rolled over and touched down long before Dan went over the towara.>Oops sorry my bad, the call stands :)t. Nishonoseki
>>153809235The reason why this is the case is because the YDC already ordained the jun as yusho-equivalent. The moment they did that, any yusho would have given him the rope, no matter how weak. A yusho followed by a jun-yusho lets the YDC get cold feet. Teru was the first yusho/jun yokozuna in 34 years and the jun was 14-1 with the only loss being in the final day to 15-0 Hakuho. That's the standard Aonishiki would need.
>>153809403This is pathetic. Let it go
>>153808913add Tamawashi KK on top
>>153807511>everybody just farming kinboshi from shartoEmbarrassing. He needs to just take some time off to actually recover. Literally one of the privileges of being yokozuna.
13-2 playoff loss with wins against the zunas gives him the rope, 13-2 jy when the yusho guy is 14+ probably not
>>153809522how do you recover from being SHIT at sumo
>>153809461The JSA broke a number of conventions for Teru honestly.>33 win Ozeki run that started at M2e when the Sanyaku was already 10 dudes big>Roped without two consecutive YushoBut I can't disagree with them over it. Teru was physically monstrous. The first basho I watched was July 24, Teru's last yusho and last basho he'd complete. I remember watching him in the last match of the day and wondering how the fuck it was supposed to be a fair contest because his physicality over his opponent was so apparent.And honestly, as for his rope, just fuck right off. When your only loss is a Hakuho zensho you're clearly rope material. If Teru had gone 14-1JY 14-1JY to Hakuho zenshos he STILL would've deserved rope. The fact that Hakuho was on the way out might've thumbed the scales but nah.
>>153809503that's a giveni would love to see him stay up in the sanyaku
>>153809522Crazy that he isn't considering his stablemaster is THE "oops I should've taken time off haha" guy.
>>153809582>And honestly, as for his rope, just fuck right off. When your only loss is a Hakuho zensho you're clearly rope material.That's literally the point of the post you replied to. That's the standard Aonishiki would be held to if he doesn't yusho this basho.
>>153809610It's possible he's not allowing onosato to take time off. Old men past their prime are sometimes very envious of the young and only remember glories, not suffering.
>>153810280He let Onosato dip on day 15 in November while still in the yusho race with a good shot of winning it, I assure you Onosato can take a basho off any time he wants.>and only remember gloriesKisenosato? Glories? LMAO, the guy spent a decade in the cuckchair.
Sharto being """injured""' is good for sumo. He is by far the most one dimensional high level guy. It's really boring when he dominates.
>>153810515Yeah but Yokozuna are meant to make sumo exciting as a rule. Sure individual fights can be exciting, but so can a yusho race. 14-0 Onosato guaranteed rope having Hoshoryu wipe his taint on it was great. A Yokozuna playoff in September was great. Even Onosato pulling out on day 15 in November following by Dan forcing the playoff anyway was great because of all the drama.Right now Onosato is just being a bum. A fucking bum. Go kyujo, get surgery if you need to, just come back doing better than 0-3. Hoshoryu is the only Yokozuna right now.God I'm so mad that Fujinokawa didn't die in the ring today.
>>153810972FYI that wasn't me, the Brit who's posting atm. Even if that post was made a while back, I'm pretty sure I've never called someone a "fagshit" in my life.
>>153804883I WILL be calling him hoshitryu as soon as he loses
>>153811060It's like that Gordon Ramsey meme.>Onosato losesOh no. Oh no baby. It's gonna be okay precious.>Hoshoryu losesYOU FUCKING DONKEY
I have a feeling Hoshoryu will have his first zenshō-yūshō. Dan will lose 3 or 4 bouts and NOT be promoted to yokozuna.
>>153811265I have a feeling he'll throw it at the end and Asashoryu will tweet about the Mongolian era ending again.
>>153810796He is supposed to represent shingitai, 心技体, heart-technique-body.Now we see he was all body. So yes he needs to step out until either his body can do all the work, or someone can actually teach him something.
>>153811548Yeah dude, the active rikishi with the most yusho needs to learn fucking lessons.
>>153811603Wise is the man who says they know nothing, foolish is the man who says they have nothing to learn.
Abi has the most yusho of any active rikishi, with 8, followed by Ryuden at 7.
>OnosatoDude is 100% going kyujo. He's obviously broke.>KotozakuraLooking strong. Playing a smart game so far.>HoshoryuDoing some good yokozuna sumo. We'll see if he can keep it up. Definitely looks like a contender so far.>TakayasuNo. No, i'm NOT going to start believin'. I don't care what Journey says.>KotoshohoCould this be one of his "I'll keep my head out of my ass this time" bashos?>AoinishikiHe's going to have to be at the top of his game if he wants to get roped this basho. 11-4 aint going to cut it.>UraSeems healthy, which means he always puts on a good show.>TobizaruThat monkey's not flying so well so far.>ShishiHe seems out of tune with his retard strength.Sumo is awesome.
Dan is like Takakeisho or Kaiō. A good okzeki who will go 10-5, 11-4 and maybe even 12-3, but he's just not yokozuna material.
>>153811746>No mention of Fujinokawa, the Perfect ManletTourist.
>>153811835is fujinokawa /ourguy/ yet?
>>153811929not until he gets a kk in sanyaku/joi
>>153811929No, purely because he didn't fucking die today.
>>153811929the muscle manlets are always /myguy/
>>153811828This anon just woke up from a 5 month coma and hasn't checked the news yet.
>>153811929>short>fast>random bouts of retard strength>only pisses off europoors/ourguy/ status secure
Part of me thinks that Fuji really doesn't care if he survives the match so long as he entertains the Gods and the harvests are bountiful. I've never seen such reckless abandon or such speed in the ring. He's 100% taking Ura's spot as the most popular rikishi, and he might even do it before Ura retires. Provided he survives that long. I honestly cannot wait to see his match versus Hoshoryu.
>>153811828This does not describe Kaio.
>>153811828I think he's good enough based on how consistent he is against the vast majority of the field, but he doesn't seem to be improving against the guys who actually do cause issues for him. If not for Kusano and Onofatso shitting all over him, Aonishiki would be an unstoppable force.
>>153811981He WILL be fan favorite in three years time. He needs a "bit more time in the oven" as kids say. Screencap this post, I will cook and eat my belt if he has fallen off come spring tournament 2029.
>>153812039I only hope that when a Sanyaku fatso splits him in half they bury him in the dohyo before a basho as an offering instead of that shitty squid and sake crap.
>>153809489Dan won against Onosato in November Furthermore Tochinoshin won that match against Asanoyama a decade ago or whenever. Up yours
>>153811929He was always /myguy/, I always believed, I knew he was cooking before even Chris-tier schizos caught glimpse of him. It was I who shouted WAKA-IKA-RI WAKA-IKA-RI WAKA-IKA-RI all through his last bout in makushita.
Kid just hit an Ura-esque throw in maezumo. lol
>>153812366
>>153812385Me on the right.
>noAsahifuji is Jd8wIf he goes 7-0 is there a chance he jumps straight to Makushita and could make sekitori in 3 basho from Maezumo? That would be fucking retarded but I could see it.
>>153812385Who the fuck is he
>>153812435It doesn't work like that.>>153812495Didn't catch the name.
>>153812513It works like how the JSA wants it to.
>imagine giving up TWO kinboshi in three days>imagine giving up TWO kinboshi in the first three daysCouldn't be me.
>>153812645Correct. And in the history of the JSA, it has never worked that way.
hope onosato bows out and gets healthy but i also want to keep laughing at his failures
>>153812689No cunt had ever gone 6-9 as Sekiwake and remained Sanyaku either. Until Takayasu did it.
>>153812425those skin tags are so gross lmao
>>153812707Completely disingenuous comparison. No one skips divisions.
>>153812707komusubi and sekiwake are based on availability, not performancehe got lucky since everyone below him shit the bed
>>153811265>Dan will lose 3 or 4 boutsnope
>>153812757>No one [does thing until it's done]
Nice throw Koga!
>>153812875Just shut the fuck up, retard.
>>153812820Komusubi is based on performance, they're not averse to handing out overhang slots even if someone goes 8-7 if they're M1e. Sekiwake is partially based on availability, but 11+ wins will force an overhang.
>There is a realistic chance that they'll ignore centuries of precedent to let another random Mongolian climb the ranks faster.
>>153812979Yeah that's a good point. I meant individual performance. Like you say if there are 5 strong guys then they do have to increase slots. Alternately, Ozeki is all about individual performance, and so is Maegashira by the fact that there will always be someone to replace a poor performer.
asanoyama kwabajboty losing to tobi like thatlosing to tobi at all ever is total bitch status, but doing like like that holy lmaoa
>>153812435>>1538128757-0 Y in the lower divisions happen literally every basho. And I mean literally literally. Every single basho in the 6-basho era has had at least one undefeated toriteki yusho, usually multiple per basho.
Will Dan be able to recover from his 0-2 start?
>>153813157Yeah, because they pick the matches to force it. Undefeated will only fight another Undefeated, so an Undefeated always remains
>>153813321And?
>>153812385
>>153813306Why is AI so retarded
>>153813661Programmed by Indians.
>>153813661That's Google's AI, the smartest most sophisticated AI on the planet. This is the shit ppl say should be driving cars and flying planes instead of real PPL, its too stupid to even look up Dan's record in this basho so far correctly
>>153813661Let's see you do better.
>>153813815>its too stupid to even look up Dan's record in this basho so far correctlyThe fact that it can even print out a record given the input (regardless of factual accuracy) is mindblowing. I still remember using floppy disks for fuck's sake.
>>153813815claude's the best, actuallyt. professional masturbator
These jackasses with the flashbulbs are pissing me off.
fuuuuuck can't they just both win?
>>153813345Just expanding your post for why it is that why, not arguing. I wasn't the anon you were talking to
>>153809582>33 win Ozeki run that started at M2e when the Sanyaku was already 10 dudes big
If Onosato loses tonight Kisenosato is gonna kyujo his asshole if you know what I mean
fuck DST it makes it so much harder to watch sumo
Ura will win again. Dont @ me
Dan yushocalling it right here right now, screencap me
>>153816432shut the fuck up danfag
>>153816538You are literally here all day you fucking loser.
just imagine how angry dan haters must be, dan just keeps on winning and winning and winning some more, its been going on like this for a couple years already
dan literally jobs to kusano and onosato
>>153816432>>153816538>>153816607>>153816697>>153816724samefag
>>153816760wrong
>>153816538Crawl back to /xs/ you sad thing.
>>153816862meant for >>153816697
>>153807511>Sharto dropped outFinally. He has embarrassed himself and the JSA enough.Can't wait for Horse to start his losing streak and add even more to the embarrassment.
Have not been able to get into any streams since NattoSumo, recommend me the next best thing or let me know where to find him
>>153817290https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
>>153817316Absolute Reddit garbage
This is Hosh’s to loseI think he’ll solve Dan
>>153817190Hosh is going to Yuusho, no way he'll go an entire year without winning a cup.
oh, datasumo's back
>>153817290>let me know where to find himhttps://theforevercove.com/password if you can solve this extraordinarily difficult riddle>>153784970
>>153817290Avoiding the henka on kick. Midnight is a fag.
>>153817447Till midcuck reports it again
>>153817290VPN + ABEMA
isegehama should give someone the shikona yokozunofuji
Can your faggy fatsos do this?
>>153817990I think I saw Ura do that at one point...
no yokozuna 0-4 record today!
Funny matta just now.
>>153818098i was hoping he's go for the 0-5-10
>>153817990yeah
>>153818098Isn't this still a 0-4-11
>>153817990Flip like some manlet in AEW? Probably not
>>153817990if blue leotard had grabbed his ankles and hit him with a piledriver, what would've happened
>>153818204it would be extremely painful
>>153817990
>>153818241got himself fully torqued with that
>>153817290If you like Natto highlights' fuckhuge overlays before matches, as well as minimal commentary and full length broadcasts, Datasumo is your best bet. VPN+ABEMA is also a valid choice. Natto is still out there and I check his highlights if I miss any matches. There's Leo Dickinson's JP-only commentary channel, but it's high div only if i remember correctly.
>>153818269>ai channel that frequently gets BTFO by midCHAD
>>153818286AI beats the piss out of that pretentious kike
>>153818269I report datasumo to twitch btw ;-)
>>153818286>>153818297when you say AI do you mean just the prediction bullshit or also the dude talking? i can't tell if he's a robot too because he sounds autistic as fuck
>>153818310Just kill yourself, loser.
>>153818327The guy is obviously a human talking while using some notes. If I had to include so many uhs and lip smacks in an AI speech script I'd fucking kill myself, plus he sometimes fucks up his notes and does unscripted end of match assessments. The "AI" is just the prediction bullshit. The guy has a 15 year old 72TB gonzo server made from old 4TB drives for all that, so he's obviously more interested in data and actual sumo autism than the commentary. Can't blame him, though.
>>153818359There's no need to script mouth sounds. AI can ad-lib those on their own nowadays.I wonder if AI could have fixed Teruno's cyborg knees.
>Onosato drops out>Dan's already fought YoshinofujiWell congratulations to Dan for the yusho and his Yokozuna promotion. Crazy accomplishment; three straight yushos and the fastest climb to Yokozuna ever.
get outta here chicken legs
>>153818359>The guy is obviously a human talking while using some notes.that's good to hear, honestly sounds much more interesting than midnightsumo
>>153818368Just shut the fuck up already
What the hell was that, Sui?
>>153818327He's just autistic as fuck
fuckface got away with hairpull
>>153813878First chatbot was made in the 60s, anon.>>153818150Anyone know who these guys are?
GET HENKAED
good start to the night
KINBOZO
Damn Kinbozan got owned
avoidingthehenka's youtube stream is by far the clearest one i've seen
>>153813661Because "AI' in this context is just a glorified search engine.Hell, I asked a while ago when this here basho starts and it kept telling me about the autumn one.
>>153813905I'm intrigued, tell me your secrets.
>>153818545It was changing rikishi names on me because they had the same first two characters and just decided to approximate
>>153817190SAbsolute coward.
>>153818166yes, Fusen is a loss
Asanoyama should be 2-2 damnit
why does this dumb retard midnightsumo need a third logo on the screen on top of the wrestlers names
>>153818603Why do you need to talk about him? Just watch someone else.
>>153818590err 3-1 obviously
>>153818603There are better options anon. This is on you
>>153818603Lionsumo if you want some additional stats infoAvoidingthehenka if you can't read hiragana.
>>153818603VPN + ABEMA
Good shit toki
Leo, fix your damn dogwater white balance saturation
>>153818603something's wrong with you if you watch that fag
>>153818628>>153818603why nobody watchin s0desune without gay twitch-faggit comments? or at least karla-japan
>>153818606At the moment I can't watch very consistently so I'm just listening. He at least says what is going on a little more than others.>>153818616I can read hiragana which is why I was annoyed he's covering it
holy shit they fed shishi his retard inhibitors
No...NO! This cannot happen!
old man is cooked
The boomer will end with 0 wins
Great fight between Tamawashishi.
>>153818644people just like to spank themselvesalso, wtf shishi made a great move
>ZAY!>MAH!>NAME!
>>153818649damn i need what he's taking
With Onosato out are there any real roadblocks left for Aonishiki outside of Hoshoryu?
OUR RETARD
No zensho yusho for our guy..
>>153818683>Hoshoryu is a roadblock for DanPfft. Didn't know being 0-5 would make a person a roadblock.
>>153818683himself
Mirai for Earth-suSO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY *unintelligible japanese gibberish*
Mochi mochi mochi ron!
ura flip recorded
>>153818693I think Hosh is willing to hurt himself to try to beat Dan (especially to prevent the promotion) so I'm expecting him to hit him as hard as possible this go around.
>>153818711He could beat Dan after he wrestled back to back matches. And he was rested.
>>153818683he still fucks up sometimes, doesn't use the tawara, doesn't do belt throws, is weak when upright, etc
>>153818711If they both make it to the last day and are facing off for the yusho I'd bet on Dan, but part of me feels like Hosh has less of a chance of losing on the way there, it also helps he's one match up already. The big O not being there now does help Dan slightly I suppose.
i like dan but wouldn't mind horseshityu winning this basho. i'm starting to feel bad for hosh not having a basho in full calendar year as yokozuna
>>153818732>but part of me feels like Hosh has less of a chance of losing on the way thereWhat makes you think this? Every basho Hosh has at least one or two unexpected losses. That's why I think Dan has this. No one left has anything for Dan, Hosh included. Hosh however is gonna fuck up at least once before he meets Dan on Day 14.
So far I haven't noticed any premature Humis at all.
>>153818748i want horse to zensho and aonishiki to rope only once he can beat onosato
>>153818743Just Osaka things
Kotoshoho yusho!
Oho moment
ooooh-noooo
>>153818722Fuck yeah thats good sumo
A very Shishi-esque match.
Oho is the most disappointing rikishi I've seen over the past year.
>>153818785Whoops. Ignore that (you)
Holy fuck that finish from Oho came straight from jonidan
>>153818788They never expect the dohyo banana peel
>>153818788We just watched the bout retard.
>>153818799Shut up faggot
I don't really like Atamifuji. He's too rotund for me.
Ez
removed
wewbrushed away like a little schoolgirl
>walk forward>win
>>153818806Too EZ
>>153818799>>153818801have your gay lovers spat elsewhere
>>153818814You are spinless
>>153818814shut up retard
>>153818816>spinless
>>153818820Its late Poland and I am tired. I shan't correct it
any update on heart attack boy
>>153818832dead after terunofuji came into his room at 3 am and jumpscared him
Waka bros..are we fraudulent?
Do better waka
wakatakamoto wakamotoharu wakatakakage
>the guy screaming for Aonishiki
cute
>AAAAAAOOOOOOOONISHIKIIIIIII!!!!
rope run dead
two and two
rigged
>SAY >HIS>N-ACK!
rip yokozuna run
No replay?
>Not even a replaywebm anon has our back
OH NO NO NO DANFAGS OUR RESPONSE?????? HOW WILL WE COPE???
Onosato is gone? gay
Wow! Fuckin hell good shit Churanomi! I thought this basho was a wrap for Dan but Churanomi brought it!
Dan, panic-pulling?It's more likely than you think!
They've jinxed him with their incessant praise.
That should have been a torinaoshi
Dan won that match.
Dan won LMAO actually robbed
>>153818872Nah.
sumo was interrupted because some boat got damaged so it took a while for the replay
>>153818849>>153818852It's that guy's fault Dan lost.
I told you faggots the JSA does not want a 3rd yokozuna
>>153818872It 100% should have
>churanoumi pulling his hand back
>>153818872>>153818873>>153818874>>153818878new cope just dropped
Come on quad stacks.
And in typical Hosh fashion, I'm expecting him to lose to Fujinokawa today
>>153818759>No one left has anything for Dan
>>153818878Honestly not even having a monoii is really strange, it's not like they are strapped for time today.
>>153818878if he can't beat a perennial 9-6 clean he doesn't deserve it yet
basho decider match
>>153818884You're blind
don't fuck this up zack
>>153818882>Churanoumi completely vertical and both his feet off the ground before either touches with their elbow/ankle
If Hosh loses today, it's Kotoshoho's basho. AGAIN!
>Hohol fags can't even lose gracefullya cancer upon sumo
>>153818890Yeah I thought there'd be a monoii at least. Wonder if there's another rule that explains it.
Who's that dyke?
What do you mean Onosato left wtf
>dan declined to be interviewedKWAB HAHAHAHA
>>153818899See>>153818894
>Onosato kyujo>Dan falters>Hosh fucks up at the end as usualIt's Zak's basho. I can feel it.
>>153818906side of dans foot touched first. you lost. move on.
I didn't know you could lay down in Sumo and still win.
Torinaoshi they really want Dan to earn the promotion without mono-iis even I it’s a shitty 12-3 like horse
>>153818909Impossible to tell. You are just a spiteful turd.
>>153818910You should have know this after Onosato beat Dan five months ago.
old man supremacy
>>153818906take it up with the shimpanKUMA-SAN
>>153818908gonna be another 8-7
PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAJUST KILLED A MAN
>>153818909Chura is already airborne before that happens. The right call was a rematch.
It's a Takayasu yusho.
daddy's home
>Yoshi, Taka and Hosh in KKStill not regretting picking Tamawashi over Ura. The heart wants what the heart wants.
>>153818909This anon lacks hinkaku
Kinboshi incoming
Henkashoryu incoming
OH MY GOD
THROW THE CUSHIONS
kwab
Told you
that's my manlet
clown basho confirmed
HAAAAAAAA!?
ajajajja
Dispensed.
HORSESHITRYUthis is hairy monkeys basho to win bitch
>Hosh randomly fucks up during a bashoFUCKIN CALLED ITTTTT
WOWWWWWWWWEW FUCK YOU FRAUD SET HIM FREE
fujinokawa can do an even funnier thing tomorrow
lil nigga really fucking needs to work on his tachiai
>>153818952Hoshityu losing to random maegashitters? Unthinkable, you're a genius
>>153811265aged like fine milk
Good shit Fujinokawa. Although, there seems to be a pattern in his wins: get a strong tachiai, and once he feels the opponent shift too much towards him, pull back. It got the Zuna's but that's a pretty easy adjustment moving forward.
Horse going kyujo as well?
>>153818963Jeezus does Hosh always come off the tachiai that slowly or was Fujinokawa shot out of a rocket today?
>>153818971>heh I got his ass>wait I'm a Yokozuna I'm not allowed to henka, shit
>Another rikishi with 2 kinboshi in 1 bashoMight be the clowniest year yet
Anyone catch what horse said after that embarrassment
>>153818963Kamito's face says it all
>>153818971OH N-
Teru must love his successors. They keep giving his wrestlers kinboshi.
>>153818971>Blitzkrieg
>>153818957I will fucking bust the fattest nut if he does
>>153818981>va fangool!
>>153818981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H299dMuZ8M
>>153818957this is gonna be the first time i've ever rooted against aonishiki
>>153818975>todayIt's what he always tries to. No fear or hesitation to be found.
>>153818882Just noticed it's Ajigawa oyakata on the side that should have called for the mono-ii. Maybe he wanted to be a little more stricter on his own rikishi.
>>153818971everyone here was frowning upon when Hirado did this few bashos back.
Problem?
Dan is a fucking slave.
>>153819225a slave to his left hand
Aonishiki should be beaten with golf clubs.
Aonishiki is getting solved more and more. Just deny left and you win
Aonishiki is a lesser Tochinoshin.
funny
>>153819225I believe it's spelled slav
>>153819313Aonishiki 2-3, it's over.
behold, horseshoe coffee
Doom
susracist JSA
>>153818872I genuinely thought Chura went down first.
How many people died in the 2011 tsunami?
>>153819092Literally everyone has been criticising Hosh for being slow on the tachiai. Everyone knows Fuji is fast as shit because he has to be, Hosh walked into that.
>2-2Owari Dan
Good to see nuAsahi is still cruise controlling his way to sekitori.
>Doki-Dokihyate: I think I'll try the same throw 5 times in a row, maybe Roga will eventually fall for it>Roga: *eventually falls for it*kek what a retard
>>153819503He is going to fight FutaGOYama boy Kyoda tomorrow.
Takatōriki's sons....
>Enho 2-0Don't say it.Also Kazuma really is just a lumbering ogre lmao.
JSA: you can't have tattoos an sheeiiiiitt, its bad to have patterns on your skinNishkifuji: heh heh heh I'll burn polka dots into my skin, they can't complain about patterns on muh skin cause theres no ink involved JSA: this is perfectly acceptable404 hinkaku not found
>>153818882Churanoumi was definitely down first
>Chura not down yet>Dan has some dohyo on top of his footThis is probably it desu.
>>153819397BOSS? More like LOSS!
>>153819397>Putting the guy with the lethargic tachiai on fucking coffeelooooool
>>153818505>First chatbot was made in the 60s, anon.And they were nothing at all like LLMs, don't pretend.
>>153819943Yeah because those early chatbots didn't hallucinate and make things up.
>>153818377Yeah, I feel like it's a better introduction to sumo than some of the established stuff. It's like picking up a new language by studying with an actual grammar book instead of all that novelty immersion bullshit. Here's a full record of the west guy, here's a full record of the east guy, here's their peak as a wrestler, here's where are we in the division, what matches are left, who won the previous matches... You're gonna look at all the big stuff and people in the comments are like GO KUSANO GO KUSANO and you're like who the fuck is Kusano, ah wait it's his real name ah wait it's his previous shikona. Of course, if you're a long-time fan of the sport, you already know who is who, but having a "here's who this guy is" recap really helps. It's also why I love Natto's overlays.
I can 100% guarantee you that Datasumo is the poster above me and he's seething over his lazy content being taken down. The fact that he's still denying the voice is AI is all you need to know.
>>153819986They didn't do fucking ANYTHING. Retard.
I have no proof because the thread is gone, but I would like to point out that I called Churanoumi beating Aonishiki the other day. I berieved in him.
>>153811746>>Onosato>Dude is 100% going kyujo. He's obviously broke.Called it.
>>153820160You and half the Anons here.
Wow Hosh has managed an even slower tachiai today. Wtf are you doing man.Where are all the anons that called it strategy to start off the fight already losing? I've been calling out this shit for 3 Bashos, off course his opponents are gonna abuse it, he doesn't make any corrections. Posting the screencap when I get home.Rant over.
All Hosh had to do was not lose to maegashitters, but no, bad start into slipiotoshi. This is now anyone's basho (except Takayasu).
Also how the fuck did Ao lose to a fucking churro
>>153820172Honestly it was more a case of Fujinokawa being super early.
Takanosho takes this one. Screencap this.
>>153820193
Oh, onokatsu is back tomorrow
>>153820187Every Hosh opponent gets to be early because his starting routine is slow and predictable as fuck. If these guys watch two or three of his matches they'll pick up on it right away
>>153820172Hosh was taciai'ing too fast now he's tachiai'ing too slow, he needs to settle down and do his own brand of sumo
>>153820212nah he needs to take one day at a time
>>153820172It's still intentional and he will keep doing it. He didn't lose because of the tachiai.
>>153819470I dont have problem with Fuji.. and I don't think Hoshoryu is slower than most of the makuuchi.. guys like Fuji or Hirado are just extra fast and many people still want mata.
>>153820208Nah
>>153820172I think he just prefers to take it slow and not get henka'd.
>>153820184He didn't
>Snow is finally melting, you can see the sun and birds chirping>Basho is onMan, life is great
Hakuho's revenge arc beginshttps://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/03/11/articles/20260311s00005000301000c.html>Hakuho called Hakunofuji to inquire about the assault situation and Hakunofuji reportedly told Hakuho "I wish I were back at Miyagino Beya with you still in charge." Hakuho can't ignore that plea, its going to have to be Hakuho vs Terunofuji with the loser sent away in exile back to Mongolia
>"I wish I were back at Miyagino Beya with you still in charge."
>>153820474Please god let him announce a shikona change back to Hakuoho or fuck it, straight up Hakuho.
>>153820474>"I wish I were back at Miyagino Beya with you still in charge."GAY
>>153820532Enho would've made such a good twink.
>>153820571You just know his ass pussy is tighter than any vice.
> Don't hesitate. His tachiai is faster, but he's no match for my prowe-
>>153818971>>153820229>>153820620H...hayai!
>>153818887based
Hey where's that German retard fuck who said Onosato wouldn't kyujo? >>153819641>>153819442I don't know how this doesn't get reviewed, similar to the Onosato match where he hurt his shoulder. Idk if it's pride in the senior gyoji's calls or what but there's no way you can look at this and not think the call might've been incorrect.
>>153820897The closest shinpan was Ajigawa himself. Maybe he didn't want to seem biased?
12-3 three way playoffs between Takanosho, Takayasu, and either Hosh or 'nishiki
>>153821366>Another 12-3 yushoPlease no
>>153821396>Okaryu is 2-0Hell yeah.
>>153821366Takanosho will 7-8Takayasu will 10-5Dan will 11-4Knowers already know.
Does kotozakura's belly look like a pepe to anyone else?
>>153821724
>>153818963MY FUARKING HERO
>>153821724It always looked more like a fucked up frog than quadra tetas for me, especially with that green.
Osaka crowd sucks
>>153822693Neat
This is the first makekoshi of Onosato's career btw.
Onosato’s weak ass sumo
>>153820444i feel the same
>>153822693Never been a 29 win promotion, huh? Well even a single 14 win tournament seems like a pipe dream these days with japan's golden boy hurt.
>>153821366Nobody expects the Yoshi with a steel chair
>>153821612Takanosho is known to rip off double digit wins every once in a while after looking like a sack of shit for a few basho. The last time he's started with 4 wins in a row was haru 2020 where he finished 12-3.
>>153821724to errrrryone else
>>153823536He started 5-0 in November. Finished 11-4.
Since Onosato is MK this basho, there's only three rikishi in the sekitori with no losing records:AonishikiYoshinofujiFujiryogaWho shall fall next?
>>153824163Fujiryoga.
>>153824224How dare you doubt ogre
>get home from work>watch replay>Dan lost AGAINit's actually over, isn't it?
>>153826576he's 22
What do you figure happened to Onosato? Did there any reason given for the kyujo?
>>153826690torn rotator cuff
>>153826690lack of heart
>>153826690Dislocated left shoulder joint.
>>153826690he got laid recently and he is still adapting to the lack of testosterone from losing his virginity https://topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp/article/jisin/sports/jisin-https_jisin.jp_p_2572047
>>153826690Bitchitis.
>Got switched to night shift do maybe I can watch some sumo>Check the scores to see papa Yasu in the leadLet's. Fucking. GooooooooAlso. Enho Status?
>>1538278362-0 despite suffering an injury at the end of last basho. He's too low for a 4-3 to get him back into juryo unless he gets a massive amount of banzuke help, but 5-2 would probably do it unless he gets really unlucky in the other direction.
>>153819641Chura has his entire body in the air, at least it warranted a look, if not a rematch.
Fujitensei is 4-0 in juryo.Dude has a baby face and always the most insane entertaining bouts
>>153828009Waito piggu wa chotto. Gunbaidori or I keer you.
It keeps happening!
>>153828009Yeah it was bs. Hopefully lights a fire in dan and he kills his next opponent
>>153827836>believingDon't start, believing. Let go of that feeeeeling.
Onosato shouldve been kyujo from day zero, honestly, and I think everyone knows
>>153828410sounds like ABORTION.
Also mega lol at all the danfag cope He fucking lost, deal with it
>>153826690lack of hinkaku compounded by being awarded a win against Dan in a match that he clearly lost and then messing up the entrance ceremony a bunch of times. and if all that isn't bad enough he also allowed himself to be y1w 2nd banana on the bankuke to a retarded foreign horse
>>153828009Dead body rule is only supposed to apply when someone touches down or steps out to protect himself while the opponent is in an unrecoverable position. That's not what happened, since Aonishiki was knocked off balance. Therefore, who touches first decides the winner as normal. They typically don't call mono-ii just to take a look, mainly because video replay is very recent and isn't something the shimpan themselves have direct access to, and also because they don't want to waste time if one of them doesn't think there's a real chance it can be overturned.
>>153828456So how can he become y1e? Is it even possible anymore at this rate?
>>153828456>STILL obsessing months laterAonishiki has the most embarrassing fanbase I have ever seen. You guys alone are responsible for at least 75% of his shit tier negative hinkaku. The nonstop whining and coping lmao. Have some fucking dignity, you sad little ass kissers.
>>153827836>Believing.
>>153828455He won, it was plain as day. BAJBs seething that Dan is better than everyone in their country at their national sport so now they've shown their hand at how butthurt they are by openly cheating against Dan same as they did to Tochinoshin
>>153828492You mean this tournament? No, he's out. But he's already been there anyway.
>>153828521>But he's already been there anyway.He has? Wasn't he always y1w?When the fuck did that happen?
Kaki lost, no hope of promotion to juryo before July. The record for fastest run to salaryman status is safe
>>153828532#Portugal.
>So this is the power of the manlet build...
>>153828587Reject manlet, become giant.
>>153828532He was eastozuna1 for Aki & Kyushu last year
>>153828581>>153828616Oh fuck, I'm stupid. Completely overlooked that back then.Man, he's really fallen from grace.
>>153828642What a stupid ass comment. Fallen from grace? Idiot. He is just injured.
Said the same during Hoshoryu's first few misses. Where were you then?
Who are you replying to, shitnuts
Probably off in a corner screaming Horse at the wall.
>>153828872You are pathetic and stupid and everyone hates you. Even Aonishiki would be ashamed of this absolutely pathetic griping.
>>153828975No I agree with the other anon, you have a hateboner for a specific rikishi and any time they are mentioned you fly off the rails. Give it a rest man it's tiring.
>>153829090>other anonThats also you, dipshit.And you have no clue who I am or which posts are mine. Go ahead, show me all my posts itt. You are a lying, dishonest piece of shit that constantly gaslights people for no reason than to service your insane obsession with some ukrainian jerkoff.
Do they always play the sumo anthem before maezumo, lol?
stop fighting
Chura was the dominant force in the bout and then won fair and square. Anti-Shinjiers are so hateful.
>>153829212Faggotry aside, it really was an exciting bout
>>153829145Yes anon everyone that disagrees with you is one person, clearly they are the schizo and not you.
>>153828602I don't think that guy is a giant as much as his opponent is tiny as fuck. He appears about the same size as they gyoji.
>>153829328Right. And how many times, mr post counter, has danfag accused people of samefagging? Because THAT is the first time I ever did. But you know that, of course, since youre keeping track. Gaslighting, as always. Honestly, I wish you were dead.
>>1538295616' 9". He had gigantism. When he died, his body was donated to the University of Tokyo.
>>153829630>how many timesYou tell us.
>>153829632Yea, that's pretty tall even today, so I guess he was definitely a giant back then.
>>153829645Oh look at that. Suddenly you dont care. Fuck you, cunt.
>>153829731Correct, I don't care, because I'm not the person you replied to. There are many people here.
>>153828602I miss Hokuseiho.
i want a dominant body-stacking yokozuna and i don't care which one
>>153828456>lack of hinkaku compounded by being awarded a win against Dan in a match that he clearly lostEven if he lost the match, Onosato would still be up 3-1 vs him, including a match where he beat Dan with one functioning arm lol.
>>153828663Injuries don't just happen, they're punishments inflicted on wrestlers with bad hinkaku
Dan was a mile wide and an inch deep. He got exposed just like other mediocre ozeki. Caucasian Shodai.
kayo is the zoomers' chiyomaru
All the Dan haters' revelry is going to come back to haunt them later, why do they never learn. Celebrating Dan's few minor setbacks has always ended up blowing up in their faces
11-4 incoming
dan lost the rope and now his fans will rope
Yukiamami having a goddamn stroke.
Takerufuji is completely forgotten, nobody cares about him anymore. Terunofuji could beat the shit out of him and get away with with it.
kazuma is mid, he will get destroyed if he ever makes it to makuuchi, even kwabs like roga will handle him easily
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>>153828975Kill yourself
>>153828663hahahahawhat's his injury?
