>Lap:#8373>Countdown to THE 天安门广场残杀 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153798973>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:226 (225 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 25ANT: 18LEC: 15HAM: 12NOR: 10>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 43Ferrari: 27McLaren Mercedes: 10Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 8Haas Ferrari: 6>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 74.12LAW: 62.35COL: 57.65>News:Reddit, bluesky twinks and DTSbabbies have been successfully gaslighted into thinking these regs will save F1 (it won't)James says they'll have to wait 6 races to put the Fat FUCK FW48 on a dietFerrari is gonna use the "dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena" 180º wing for China (It won't matter in the end since their strategy will deem it useless).Also they revealed a special kit that looks awful wtf.Debate over a potential adjustment in the energy management and delivery system to be held between teams after said GPMcPedos TP seething about not getting special engine software treatment from MercedesAngloids seething over animeFinal decision regarding hosting Bahrain and Saudi GPs to be declared on the 20th (it won't happen lol) Rumors over a double header in Japan emergesTorger is trying to buy a 24% stake on Alpine, the rivalry with Horner rages on.
edd
balls
ps3 will NEVER win a wdc
>>153811709'21 apu david-esque
>>153811659Won't will another race let alone a wdc
>>153811709Bearfags btfo
Ehton Senner
>>153811784eh
amx
gimi
MAIKEL
NO MIKEY NO
>>153811659
>>153812187
>starts reviewing history of Formula 1>notices Schumacher, a German, holds the most world championships at seven>notices Verstappen, a Dutchman, at age 28, already has fourGentlemen, in addition to rooting for my Caddies, I’d like to announce that I will now also be rooting for Lewis Hamilton to win every year.
>>153812229
>>153812229>rooting for my CaddiesYou a golfer?
>kwablonso's team will finish last
The engine in my 94 escort keeps cutting out, thats just superclipping right? Working as intended?
>>153812577yeah I think all F1 PUs have faulty crank sensors if thats the case.
>>153812577yeah, don't worry about it
>>153812577thats the ford performance kicking in
>>153812187Big loss for f1 academy
>lance stroll will never win anything ever again
EHHHHHH MACARENA
The evil ones will not win.
Reminder that Stroll is a top 5 driver and shat on Bearman.
>>153813073Way too easy to get points nowadays.
Mercedes
Bearman (elite driver, top 2 overtaker right now) destroyed that pay driver
>>153813163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i39WvMaRMSs
>>153811578Anime
>>153813257Mer See Daze
>>153813344Peak
>>153813344curious twitter account that
>>153813344E-eh?!
>>153813344Cute
>>153813505>>153813649>>153813803surely there arent 3 of you
all me
>>153813906four
>>153813906Five!
>>153811659>Oscar Piastri had "100kW extra power I didn't expect" in Australian GP pre-race crashPapaya rules
>>153813906
>>153814159Papaya rules are always in ps3's favor. The goblin got punished for touching ps3's car but ps3 dnfed the goblin and nothing happened.
one is sophIA anon, one of the oldest.another one has been around here quite a bitanother one is jew cocksuckerthe other one is an illegal brown paraguayoIdk if there's a fifth.
missing the retarded /pol/tard kuka
why is poois seething so hard about the mercedes engine advantage? without it he would've had only one title
>>153814226>ps3 dnfed the goblintwice
>>153812166They're going to cut off his legs and burn his dick off?hot
https://youtu.be/w7Eusb49VLMOh God.
>>153812229>american culture
>>153811659>new regs are so dogshite PS3 would rather sit out than race
>>153817731he shidded
>>153817731>new regs are so dogshite PS3 would rather sit out than raceDo people here unironically believe this and is that why did ps3 only ended with 74% exposure after binning it on his accord before race start? Any other driver would be above 90% exposed.https://f1exposure.com/exposure
>>153817291
So you think Ferrari hired a 7 time world champ and paid him more than his teammate just so he can be slower than his teammate? Their strategy was a bit shit on sunday but Hamilton was fastest overall.
>>153818291>ONE OF US SHOULDVE PITTED
>>153818291>So you think Ferrari hired a 7 time world champ and paid him more than his teammate just so he can be slower than his teammate?Yes. He was hired to promote globohomo; he just happens to drive the car
the champ is here
>>153818307Good thing her ears are covered
>>153817561old mclaren hamilton looked like a wax doll of himself
>>153817561How did he get his hair back?
>>153818307she looks like she laughs at her own jokes
>does nothing >leads wdc
>>153818401In 2020 he got a taste of a Mercedes cheat car and has waited patiently ever since.
making sexy AI edds for personal use
>>153811578how does it feel knowing that your girlfriend dreams about getting fucked by F1 drivers, who are multimillionaire superstars who were born rich and famous?she's just settling for you while dreaming of Charles, George, Carlos and most of the grid.men dream about the girl next door.women dream about f1 drivers.you don't stand a chance. give up already.
>>153818542go to bed
part of me is a little sad we will never see this track now
Mickey Mouse bros...
>Wake up>Things go bad >Things go over>Doom and gloom>Sleep>RepeatHow to get out from this cycle of sufferingF1 related because 2026+ Cars is suffering
>>153818600Have sex with thai ladybois, Albon for example
>>153818136Can't really blame him when the cars get randomly possessed by demons.
>>153818542Your personal cuck fantasies belong on /gif/, not here.
>>153818646>>153818550your girlfriend (or any woman for that matter) will NEVER react to you in this wayjust accept that you live a lower-class existence and you were destined to be like this. only a select few men blessed by the gods get to truly live life (especially f1 drivers, who have the best life)
>>153818728she looks like kim jong un's sister
>they're supposedly going to talk about changing the engine to battery deployment split>after China
>>153818584Well there you have it, 2026 is officially a mickey mouse championship
>>153818542>Charles, George, Carlosall look paki compared to migg
>>153818728
You are his again
Gonna play Khazan. Fuck F1
>>153818542>your girlfriendI have never dated
>>153818925we know, abdul
which drivers will get CHINKED on track this weekend?
>>153818769new regulations: 2 engines allowed. no battery.
>hamilton straight
>>153818769Alonso is documenting his retirement anon. Hes done with F1
>>153811659too bad i wasnt here during this fuck up
>>153819056alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>153818542My dream gf is some eastern european wtih a big fat ass. Most of them don't even know what f1 is.
She's getting fat
>>153819182i dont understand, wasnt she preggo?? i thought she was, why would people lie on the internet???
>>153818925same>>153819182and>1 week after the wedding>already fatman....
>>153819182good. her mexican genes are taking over and will give her a fat ass. chuck won bigly.
>>153818728My girlfriend reacts to me like that all the time.
>>153819186Why do hardcore fans love a young driver that was only handed top cars in his career and did the most massive WDC choke in history so much?
>>153819245>chokehe didn't tho. he's just not strong on the end races.
>>153819182why did you do that to the mouth
>>153819247he shidded
>>>/r9k/84115808gimi
>>153819182who are all these chinese people that chuck and his hoe constantly get photographed with? Just yesterday i saw a video of chuck with some chinese people at some big event, are they ever gonna tell us whats going on there?
>>153819297There are a lot of Chinese people in Shanghai for some reasonSome say it's the next Toronto
>>153818639Zak and later ps3 himself both confirmed nothing was wrong with the car and it behaved as expected. It was purely a skill issue ps3 tried to cover up at first.
>>153819304I certainly hope not, 1 Toronto is already too many.
>>153819307it was actually m*rcedes
George Russell and Pierre Gasly are the only good drivers with Mercedes engines
>>153814130TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
wild guess:hamilton is better with these regs because they benefit his cost efective driving more
>>153819350Looks like one of those cocksucking masks that all those guys wear when they're filming themselves working a gloryhole (videos which I masturbate to on a regular basis).
>>153819366hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>153819126>>153819251>>153819390always a delight to read what /f1/'s very own shit expert has to say
>>153819378>cocksucking masks that all those guys wearWhat kind of porn do you even watch to know this
>>153819440like what do you mean? im not into bdsm, or however its written, and i know what mask he is talking about, latex mask, with only a hole for the mouth, well depending on the mask can also have eyes and nose
>>153819182>charlotte is fatter>chuck marries cheaper charlotte and makes her fatter it should be her ring and her flowers
do you still consider f1 to be formula 1 or formula E2?
>>153819472couldn't have the architect so he became the architect
We're supposed to think Russell is better than Leclerc despite Leclerc dominating Hamilton as teammates?
>>153819304i meant the chinese celebrities. We dont see this kinda shit with austrian, hungarian, canadian, brasilian, arabian, etc celebrities. Just constant meet and greets, photos, etc
>>153819514narb and chuck are about equal in terms of skill. They are both better than shitmilton, but nowhere near amx
>>153819514it was his first year at ferrari, chud
>>153819366They're slower, so his old-man reaction times are better accommodated
>>153819514Hamilton "dominated" Russell by that logic.>>153819541he was much faster than leclerc toward the end of his stint on the hards.
>>153819570you've lost the plot
>>153819472Charlotte is better than his current girl
>>153811709this 12s race had more real racing and real overtakes than the entire Aussie GP
I don't think I'll watch f1 anymore. I'll just watch whatever the fuck max enters
>>153819646here you go
>>153819658That's not what I mean but sure why not
>>153819245Did Piastri's girlfriend kill your family? The guy is relatively new to F1 and is doing relatively very well.
it all seems so unreal to me now, i still dont believe it
>>153819186grim hairline
>>153819596better to have had and lost than never to have had at all
>>153819247he gave up the biggest point lead in the history of f1 and then ended up as 3rd
>>153819742>in historydoesn't matter. seasons dind't have 20+ races per calendar until few years ago. he also wouldn't have had much of a points lead if his teammate didnt get unlucky DNF
this season wint have 20+ racesits good yeah, i like itfewer races less time consuming the "sport" and more time reflecting on how i got to this point and on how much i hate my life
*kills your sport*
>tfw sprint weekend
>>153819658>least bogged medshitter
>>153819786sprints aren't canon, anon.and as of this year grand prix aren't either.
>>153819785why does he keep getting away with it...
>>153819709Hadjar or Bortoleto?
>>153819785*twice*
>>153820011
>>153820054she's had enuff of them chinks
>>153820054tfw you get the ick
>>153819182You can scoop up one like her here from the street what was chuck thinking
>>153820011>yes, you are all wrong
>>153820126too many women have seen him standing next to migg and realized he looked paki
my caddies :(
my audis :)
>>153819226dunno why my brain trumpified this post>GOOD. her mexican genes are TAKING OVER and will give her a FAT ASS. chuck won. BIGLY.
>>153820138
formula 1 is fucking gay as fucking fuckout of janny gaol
>>153820162jajajaj
>The dominant performance by the Mercedes cars sparked controversy in the paddock. Daniel Ricciardo issued apologies to the Australian fans after what he felt was a "boring" race.[62]>Red Bull quarreled with their engine manufacturer Renault and lamented the dominance of their rivals, calling for the FIA to step in and apply rule changes to level the field,[63] fearing that the public would lose interest in the sport if nothing happened.[64]>Nico Rosberg voiced hopes that their rivals would get closer over the course of the season, saying during the post-race press conference: "I hope we can have a good fight. That would be awesome."[61] This statement caused amusement from Sebastian Vettel, who replied: "Be honest. Do you really hope so? Seriously? You finished 30 seconds ahead of us and you hope it's going to be closer? So you hope you slow down? Is that what you're saying?"[61][65]
>>153820233i hate them i hate them
>>153820221>formula 1 is fucking gay as fucking fuckIt's about 22 guys sitting in a COCKpit, what do you expect?
>>153820233Speaking of that, does anybody have the webm of the Mercs speeding away and creating a 20 second gap in like 10 laps or whatever it was.
,
>>153820233You got me for a sec.
>>153811762We have the joy of Ollie in our hearts we can never be btfo
Burned me hand today :(
>>153820322yeah
before 2026 formula 1 was a spec series and never dominated by a single constructor
>>153820465Why is he holding Stroll's helmet?
ultimate alliance
>>153820477Because Stroll is circumcised, therefore he can't hold the foreskin.
>>153820491But he's Jewish and I was told they collect them
>>153820443only 2023 was spec series between the top 5 teams
>Bluis Flagmilton
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JbQ7IC1LA0
>>153820528
>>153820543never forget >>119777596
>>153820162why do you care about the president of some foreign nation so much
>>153820398maybe now you'll leave the toaster alone
>>153820528I watched this race cuddling with a gf 9 years younger than me btw.
>>153820550proof that we live in a simulation
>>153820585why do you care about what i care so much?
>>153820550also >>119777777
>>153820322if you mean the bahrain clip its mostly because the 3rd was some williams straight line shitbox who didn't pit and held up the entire pack.>>153820601because you replied to me?
>>153820611oh i see, well. trump is kinda important in the geopolitical context and more now than ever that i think there's stuff happening but i might be wrong, of course
>>153820624of course
>>153820629naturally
i hate how mercedes cheating isnt being a central topic, even for those who know about it and hate them for it
>>153820589I am not the toaster fucker
>>153820678>sentences you only read on /f1/
>>153820695>israel being a US exclaveother way around
>>153820721tru tru
>>153820695This is not how the word "geopolitics" is used, otherwise Zbigniew Brzezinski's 'The Grand Chessboard' would not be considered a work about US geopolitics
idk, i think that geopolitics just means external policy
>>153820731i don't know how retards use the word but geopolitics refer to politics that are relevant due to the geological position of a country but i may be the retard here, because fascism is nowdays just a word to refer to any right wing ideology.
I just got off a three dayer for engaging in discussion like this. behave yourselves
>>153820752well not only that, internal policy might be considered geopolitics aswell, for example, a country that decides to not trade and pruduce in their country something
>>153820754>geologicalunironically kwab moment from me
>>153820763it wasnt me it wasnt me. i swear
>>153820754Where are you getting the definition you're using?
>>153820695cool, ill keep it in mind :)
>>153820784from the word's etymology>>153820768trade makes sense because trade partners are usually neighboring countries
>>153820805Leaving aside that that isn't how language works, what is it about the etymology of the word that you believe should constrain its definition to the geographical position of a particular country rather than geographical considerations in general?
>>153820805not if they are enemies, not for countries that cant make trade, like cuba, north korea or spain post ww2they couldnt find trade parthers because of their internal politics, so in that case their internal politics is external politics/geopolitics aswellfor me, but i might be be wrong, and i dont feel very strongly about this topic, so i dont care that much if my defition isnt correct
>>153820828>semanticsyawn
>>153820845Nice one. You're the one that incorrectly pulled someone up on a semantic point, and now you're retreating to yawning at discussion of the same.
>>153820841im 99% sure geopolitics include power projcetion so in theory the argie is right, but he's not going to see this because he's crying after being KWABbed online>>153820854 "geographical considerations" is a vague term so if you want to invent a term that better decribe geopolitics invent a term that isn't just a rehash
>>153820845>sementicsyumm
https://x.com/donnaspole/status/2031527272335945944He's gonna get himself raped at the rate of how things are going.
what a great post i just made
>>153820878You haven't given a rigorous explanation of how you derive your definition from the etymology, so you're not really in a position to complain about the vagueness of an alternative. Also, the definition is well-established so there's no need to invent a new term.
>>153820909in the argie's context it's "usa playing world police"
>>153820805>trade partners are usually neighboring countriesThat's a pretty mesolithic take
this retard replies to a silly joke with "WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT TRUMP SO MUCH HUUUR" the ill intentions where obvious from start. i blocked and parried that retard so i don't have to give it more (YOU)splease do the same Thank you for your attention to this matterAnon J. anonymous
>>153820931its not really a case outside of some edge cases tho>>153820963you're the one who replied to me the first time you fucking sped
>>153820963i thought it was a funny post, thats why i replied with "jajajaj"
>>153820911why does this look like something that would have been on liveleak?
>Ferrari has been working on the actual new power unit for 2027 since before the tests >the current PU is a patchwork of the 25 engine since they g*rm in charge of the project completely fucked it up like usualnext year has never been more our year than this year
>>153820911epstein coded
>>153813073>AMXsecond f1 race of his career and he first f1 race he finished btw. car finished 7th in wcc.>fake kimi 1st race in the 2nd best car>the new british man1st race and predicting wcc 5th place at the end of the season>nepo baby supreme7th race of the season. 5th in wcc >twinkman1st race in second best carso from best to worst its>max>strulovitch>pajeet>bearman>kimi>>153813147with a older point system (1st=10, 6th=1)max is still the youngest (2015 R10)kimi still 2ndlindblad has a chance to stay 3rdstrulovitch probably still 4thtwinkman loses his spot to bottle'o'norris (next higher finish is in 2025 R15)
>>153821015now sack the black cunt, do NOT appoint another e*glish poof to replace him and it really WILL be ferrari year
>>153821015if that new PU is finished for the pasta GP this year they are going to use it, allegedly
>>153821049>do NOT appoint another e*glish poof to replace him
>shat
>>153821108cub boy is a no.cub boy fuck off.
>ynr ricciardo
>>153820911How many years before I can jerk to her legally?
>>153820911her racing career needs correction
>>153821119why are you allergic to the past tense, saar?
>geopolitics refer to politics that are relevant due to the geological positionThis is a false definition and would be way too specific to have much usage. You have pigeonholed it far too much. Oh yeah and by the way you know it refers to GEOGRAPHY not geology. Any international politics will be necessarily linked to some geography.
I'm so sorry you guys have to see this. Not all Finns are like this.
>>153821196nobody cares
>>153821219yes you are. you are all highly autistic autists
>>153821236I lied.
>>153821250so you are saying finland's geopolitics in this thread are strong
Formula 1 needs Hamilton at the top.
magui corceiro getting "mogged", as you kids would say, by catarina maia
>ynr OUTSTANDING PENALTY
>>153821089can't without muh aduo, and everyone knows fiamg will do everything they can to not give it to the other manufacturers
>>153821108luckily Bearman is based
>>153821424
Bearman was always based.
>>153821424>>153821446where's the "hamilton can't overtake" one
>me and my m8 during high school
>>153821424he also loves getting destroyed from behind by max
WEEKEND PREDICTIONS>russlel dies when the engine explodes after merc tries to squeeze extra power out of it due to fear of amx>ps3 finishes behind stroll, somehow>lindbland wins the sprint and this dominates the conversation about the weekend to the point of overshadowing the race results>amx 4th>shamilton 3rd>lechuck 2nd>kimi 1st>race called off due to aforementioned jorj death
>>153820536
>>153820536hilariously grim
skill issue
>delaying the race cancellation announcementI wonder if there is some force majeure clause that means if they cancel close enough to the race, they don’t have to refund tickets and such.
i haven't been here in a long time. i dont remember them being this slow a few days after a race
>>153811578GO ON YOU JOOOOOEEE
>>153821914Friday, followed by Saturday. Possible Sunday after that.
I claim Rachel Robertson
>>153822314about 150 somali IPs were banned (90% of the general)
>>153822386Unfortunately so.
>>153822307surely arabs can afford to refund everyone, right?
>>153822561when it comes to money, arabs are bigger jews than the jews
>>153822623At least Jews create things; Arabs only sell natural resources. And they know that black gold ain't gonna last forever.
>>153822307Part of me believes the ay-rabs are still trying to get the race to happen regardless. They had all sorts of threats towards the teams/fom when that missile strike happened in 2022
>>153822398Sorry, you get Mathilda Paatz and you'll like it.
гими
>>153822755
>>153821914colapinto will fail to show as he was turned into hotpot in a back alley
/f1/ - Politics General
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>>153820731who the fuck looks at a newborn babby and says> looks like a Zbigniew to me
>>153821914Meme Lulu Sprint win (the chink oil barons demand it)Someone eats Lawson from behind as he fucks up the launch again (Sprint or main race)Linblud ahead of AMX for the second time in Qualy but behind Saar HadjarOne of the AMs catches fire (happens in any of the sessions)NARB DNFCaddy KinoColapuntos (1)Bort on the podium (Sprint or main)Torger cam grooming his new italian subordinate.
>>153823240>hes awfully big and new, we could go with something that says that
presented without comment
>>153823597a straight man's neck can't do that
>>153823597
CHINGCHONGAMXPONGDINGDONG
>>153823597his whole body moves in a very homosexual way
>>153823713>returning to the track with deliberate carelessness, regardless of the other drivers about to overtakesuch a disgusting little scummy cuntweren't there any swimming pools in Bermuda where he could have taken lessons on how not to drown in his own inability?
>>153823374okay, you got me. good one, mon
got an offer for you, ladsmax wins his 5th wdc this season BUT lewlew wins monza and monacodeal or no deal?
I NEED RAIN
>>153820911did you take that pic yourself mate?
>>153824095I'd prefer neitherAntonelli WDC after Russell breaks his wrist playing padel mid-seasondigits confirm
>demon hill
>>153823643how would you know that
>>153820128she wants a selfie
>>153820593How old were you? 18?
>>153824095amx doesnt need a 5th titlei just want to see hamilkek loose
>>153824095yeah that's fine
It has now come to my realization they artificially manufactured the perfect audience for this soulless regs and season with picrel.
>>153824451i like Sony Hayes. theres a moment when he dabs on Drive To Survive, but he doesnt say anything
>>153823985
>>153824453>ynr wet races
>>153824427>loose
>>153824562he said what he said
>>153824562the way your written language works is retarded.
>>153824562typo, lose as in "i lost my wallet" not "damn ollie, your hole is quite loose"
>>153811709Now this is racing
Actually, sphincter is a muscle. So it gets stronger when it is....exercised. it only gets loosen permanently by force or/and with big object.
>>153824712this is so dangerous!!! why aren't they stopping the race???
>>153824852this is how 1 guy 1 jar happenedan ordinary retard's anus would never shatter tempered glass like that
>>153824453because masi wasnt born yet
missed the racefucking slept inanyone know if it was good or bad? there were more overtakes compared to last year, so i suspect it must've been more interestinghowever hearing from some drivers (sans mercs/raris) you'd think the new regs were the second coming of satan
new sophia dropped. she definitely knows
>>153825765knows what?
https://sportiva.shueisha.co.jp/clm/motorsports/motorsports/2026/03/10/f1gp/>its real
>>153825856about this place and the anon who yearns for her to consume his soul
>>153825765She know>cock on fire. Chapter nro 9539592592955
>>153825765>>153825949TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153825765>>153825949TAKE MY SEMEN SOPHIA
>>153825765>>153825949such private person, many wow
>>153825716it was okay. Watching lawson seethe over perez defending hard was kind of funny.The overtakes were mostly "manufactured", as in driver A only got overtaken by Driver B because B had more battery and not good racecraft. Id still recommend watching it though to get a good grasp at the new regs, though do it illegally, so that jewberty media doesnt get a dime from you.
>>153813163Fat cars, way over 1800kg (not counting their stupid SUVs)Their engines are useful only to carry their lard assesExcept the CLK-GTR/LM or the infamous CLR, purpose-built to be light and fast, with 1000kg (CLR had 900kg I guess)
>>153826363imo i dont care if the drivers complain. they get paid silly money to race cars for a living. make them work for itill watch china and see how it feels there. i get what you mean by overtakes feeling manufactured, but as long as its fun to watch i am not sure i will mind
>>153825765OUTSTANDING SOULTAKER+20 Anon souls
>>153826424t. Stephen Domenicali
>>153826363hopefully Cadillac is midtable soonPerez-Lawson rivalry is the best in current grid between drivers
>>153823985I want that jacket
>rooted for montoya, he never got a championship>rooted for massa, he never got a championship>rooted for alonso, he never got another championship>rooted for riccardo, he never got a championshipthank you for reading my blogi am currently rooting for leclerc btw
>>153827038root for narb, let's put this to the test
>>153827038Massa won 2008
>>153827108knock-knock, is that glock?
>Rooted for Webber's demise, he never got a championship>Rooted for Ricciardo's demise, he never got a championship>Rooted for Piastri's demise, he will NEVER get a championshipaussies are shitters
>>153827038>>rooted for riccardo, he never got a championshipgood, he beat 2 world champions exactly once during a shit season or their rookie season and after that he never beat them again. He was carried by his personality and nostalgia and im glad he is gone. He was painfully unfunny and looked like a complete subhuman. Doesnt help that he was beaten by the Goblin in his second season. How do you allow that to happen. To get beaten by the fucking Goblin. In his second fucking season. He is a shittier driver and anyone saying "dude, imagine him in the redbull when they were competitive from 21 to 24, hed have challenged amx for the title" FUCK no. Max would have destroyed him, if he was driving the redbull in 25 hed be even worse than Yugi. Rant over, i hate this rat bastard and all his faggot fans.
>>153818351He can afford hair transplants, also tied down into cornrows to make it appear thicker.
>>153818351it's all done with mirrors
>>153827323minors
>>153827038>rooted for massa, he never got a championshipyet
>>153813073Has Strollstein ever finished the season above his teammate?
>>153827528only against sirotkin
>>153825716>missed the race>fucking slept infor how many days m8?
>>153825716like a lot of racesexciting for the first 10 laps then mundane for the rest of the race
>>153826051>>153826002Hey! You don't talk to my wife like that.
miss him again lads
>>153827842from to and from to
>>153822722my brain is fucked but i can see a happy merchant in that cloud
nighty night
>>153828720let the bears bite
superclipping has to be the gayest, fakest, nonsense term for something I've ever heard in my lifechina next
>>153828778maybe rechargemaxxing is better
>>153828720Did he eat the wiener dogs?
>>153828778Gay Recharge Engine Brake doesn't roll off the tongue in quite the same way.
>>153828778That one in the upper right is hot as fuck.
were getting laughed at by fe
>>153829017For me it's row J, column 7
Source tells me Honda PU is stable.Please god
>>153829058f-e is gay but they are on the right track. if you want racing to be fair then you need to give the car behind an advantage unless you find a way to make car races in a vacuum
>>153829075Wow what shit taste. She looks like a wore out whore.
>>153829016>>153828976I was trying to think up a better name for superclipping and was looking at synonyms for deceleration for inspiration and there it was
>>153829109they took it they took it
>>153829109this will never not be funny
>>153829139The Gay Retard Recharge it is then.
Gimi
>>153829139retardmaxxing
>>153824652>chthe vay yuer rittin liinguvije verks iss retarteten
or perhaps "retarded recharge rate" or R3 so what they call superclipping would be referred to as "peak R3" or "peak retardation"
just use harvesting, people already know what it means
the only language that makes sense is spanish, so stop it
>China nextChinese proverb. Man with dog starve. But man with two dog live twice as long.
Why are there no asian drivers in F1 this year?Albon is 100% English stock I don't count him
>>153829432oscar
>>153829432oscar chinkastrichinglbon
and bottas
>>153829432Saarvid Libdmplaid
>>153829432you forgot someonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3P3lKFqYYM
>>153829489>>153829488lets pretend he isnt realbtw, so many numbers in a row, what does this mean???
>>153829424>>153819570>>153828720oh no....
>>153829567death
that is not what I meant and you know it google
>>153829576for my enemies or friends??
gimiclipping
>>153829410el chargo
>>153829862el basado
niggaclippin
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Reminder that Lewis has to publish a book this year about why they swapped Mercedes mechanics 10 years ago
known owners of dachshunds:kaiser wilhelm IIerwin rommelcharles leclercknown owners of bulldogs:adam sandlerlady gagalewis hamiltonpotential eaters of both dachshunds and bulldogs:lily muni heguanyu zhoumao zedong
alonso started in f1 before 9/11
f1a(lba) practice in 24 bongs
>>153830560speaking of f1a, I really like the single sponsor liveries some of the drivers haveThese designs are so much nicer than the jumbled messes of fifty different sponsors the real f1 teams have
>>153825716the first 10 lap were really good and i had hope we were having an amazing raceBut as always ferrari had to fuck it up with their 70IQ strategies
>>153827171that picture clears up so much.... poor lando
THE FIX IS INI THINKI DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT
>>153819570Estonians being given access to AI was a mistake>>153823240pic related
>>153831018grok what does this mean
>>153829139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8hfLbiKwA
>>153831018seems like advantage Mercrdesit's over
>>153820322Also ignore what the finnish retard said about it supposedly being the fault of the Williams holding the other cars back, ludicrous.The fastest laps of the mercs were almost 2s faster than the next quickest car.
grok kill me
grok save me
>>153831223
>>153831303
there are two leos inside you
michael jackson was silencedgimi
China next
>>153827038>rooting for medshitters
you need to let go. real f1 is dead. embrace edd, sophia, leo or whichever gimmick of your choice
>>153831458>embrace eddI don't think my arms can reach all the way around
>>153831478go for the leg (below thigh)
>>153831458>embrace eddYou're asking for the impossible little bro.>>153831484And that'd be gay
>>153831018>guys the fans are going to love these regs
>>153831478>>153831484edd is losing weight... losing his sovl...
>>153831361
>>153831018im a brainlet and i get this and meanwhile i tried to look at picrel for 10min and didnt get it f1 related because non-merc teams are behind power curve
>>153831874grim news indeed
Edd Stein, The Semite RaceWhy Greggs kosher sausage rolls should be made of foreskins
>>153831921R U D E
if a a driver you cant explain joules and watts they should be penalized -1 starting grid position. it is an egineering competiion after all and they do science n shit.
If Bianchi was still alive and somehow managed to survive in F1 until now, people would've made some shitty puns like "Joules Bianchi" or some other cringy shit.Also no halo maybe so rip Fatjohn.
if edd is hungry he eats
>>153831991>no Edd StrollI need to sleep now
>>153832085>explain joules and wattsThose are literally just units. Not much to explain.Now, energy/work and power (i.e. energy over time), that could be somewhat interesting depending on context.And, no, today's drivers can't explain shit. They're basically elementary school dropouts.
>>153832100stick to just posting Sophia cheers.
>>153832170Leclerc barely knew what water was
>>153832085>>153832170Joules are what Fat Nick ate too many of and died.
>>153818351The wonders of Turkey
hamilton is a practicing catholic christian.
Lol
>>153832246Does that mean Hamlington celebrates Thanksgiving?
ynr that zhang who ran across the track to the garages then when he was arrested he said he thought the hugely expensive ticket meant he was allowed to have a go in one of the cars
Ferarri 1-2. And Hamgod won't be 2.
>>153832429less embarrassing than this chinaman
>>153817561Imagine balding at that age
>>153832450Its those hotel shampoo's man.
>>153832434what do those numbers look like once you discount the USAIDS era
>>153819297chinese people are the new target demographic for ferraris
>>153832429unironically based
>>153832429the joke is that china is one of the cheapest races on the calendar
>>153819527Chinese government propaganda. they have infinite amounts of money because westerners can't stop buying cheap Chinese sweatshop products, which means they can throw money at whatever vanity projects they see fit including literal-who celebrities who have a billion dollars yet have never appeared in any music or film that was shown outside of China yet somehow broke every box office record in the book. it's all fake, they're trying to promote an image of them being on equal footing to the US. It's like those phoney towns in North Korea filled with actors they set up to show off to foreign journalists, except the Chinese government has enough money to do it nationwide. hollow skyscrapers, bullet trains to nowhere, 10 lane freeways that are less than a mile long, celebrities who have never appeared in anything, multinational business conglomerates who spring up overnight with no products yet a billion dollars in yearly profit.
didn't a chinese company steal leclerc's brain telemetry last year
>>153818307damn the replacement of my aurelia nobels
>>153832817america is pure shit, bro
>>153832839go back to china!
i just watched the f1 moviei liked it
someone about to become 6-time wdc
>>153832991it's a shallow boomer power fantasyhow old are you?
no blacks or minority ethnics therebit strange
>>153833073>or minority ethnicsHis wife is literally right there
>>153832991BIG fucking YIKES
>>153833073Was Fred not invited?
>>153833073the brown one in the front row in the fancy white dress looks pretty brown tbphwy
>>153833073Whites are a minority in the world
>>153833095>Was Fred not invited?We're checking.
>>153832991Based enjoooooooyer
I hope f1 still goes to the middle east, because their subhuman mulatto masters tell them to do it, and then get blown up.All the hlobohomo vrooom retards deserve to die.
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>153833073they all look paki compared to migg, bro
Australian driver Joanne Ciconte will not return for a second season of formula one academy
>>153833266Oh? Did she graduate?
>>153833269Yes, to motherhood
joanne and aiva ana-whatever her name is were on the cheap seats last year and both of them took the piss out of tim mcdonald for being short and a f1 fan who didn't have his drivers licence
>>153833269she was sacked for being too prettyonly munters are allowed to compete in F1A
>its back
>>153833402looking forward to seeing this fail in some way
>>153833402
SPR WEINT EKbtw
>>153833498weet ik
>>153833266I wonder what kind of race the F1 drivers could put on in those cars.
>>153833402>Today marks the 500th day since Ferrari's last Grand Prix win in F1 (Sainz in Mexico)
>>153829432FINNBROS WE ARE FINALLY WHITE
>>153833507It would be better than any race they're going to give us this year
>>153833073is that gio at the back?
>>153833073They give the Indian vibe.
>>153833640gio
>>153833681stupid
>>153833073and fouco is also there
>>153833073I didn't know Charles' wife was so much older than him
>>153833073his other brother, the non-arthur one, looks more like carlos than like charles
>>153833705speaking of, weresnt carlos and gasly there?
>>153833720against contract
what is she thinking about
>>153833895>>153833895>>153833895couldn't resist using that webm as OP at least once
>>153832429pics or it didnt happen
>>153833898
