Coach Primate
J Breezy... is no longer safe
My Rammies :)
>Bills going for AiyukYou are gonna regret it
>>153821639I don’t get it. What’s funny about this. Every fucking thread this has to be the first reply? Like seriously, grow up. This site hasn’t been about edgy racist jokes for years yet you 2016 election tourists are still clinging on to a version of 4chan which hasn’t been grounded in reality for a long time. Less than 5% of this website actually believes this garbage. The statistics are even worse on non-/pol/ boards. Seriously, get over it. It’s not going to be a thing anymore.
>>153821660Regret this bussy
>>153821660Ahhh a man of taste i see
fuck you beavis and butthead it was supposed to be a fun year
>>153821660Aiyuk is a Commander
so basically the ravens worked out a deal with hendrickson and so they claimed crosby failed his physical so they could back out and make the hedrickson deal worksick
>>153821623FRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERTFRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERT
>Nix and Mahomes coming back from devastating injuries >Chargers>Pain.You’re getting Mendoza possible ROTY.You made good moves after the trade.Keep Crosby this year, you can do something in your division and yeah the cap situation is fucked in 27 but maybe you do well this year and can move guys next off season.
>>153821705I legit think they suggested the 2 firsts like a guy nervous at an auction and then when it was accepted they went "FUCK" and found a way to get out of it.Raiders look like fucking idiots in this.
>>153821709
when a literal grandpa can come off the couch and play at an ok level with a beer gut why is anyone paying a QB over $50 million a year?
>>153821709>>153821728I genuinely enjoy seeing northerners bitch and seethe and cry but I almost feel bad for Allen being stuck with the fuckass Bills who have done nothing for him for years now.That said, fuck the bills fuck the pats fuck the jets
Just waiting for FTF so I can see Brou coping
1. Overdogs 2. Queefies 3. Chorgers 4. Oakland
>>153821709He's good but he'll never be Sam Darnold
Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair.
>>153821749He's nothing compared to these two up and coming young stars in the NFL
>>153821753America: the webm
joey 4chan finna boutta win 3 rings with the _______ _______
>>153821776>1776*eagle screams*
>>153821783Cincinnati Bengals
>>153821726bullshit, when they could have nixed the deal the minute they agreed to 2 first rounders. they didnt have to wait days to bail out. this is 100% on the ravens. stop your nonsense
>>153821783Baltimore Ravens
>>153821799Why are you so bootyblasted about shitposting in a shitpost thread?
>>153821709Love my Joshie, he's just a likeable fella
>>153821795they were both punching like women.
>>153821783local hospital
>>153821819Well yeah, they are brown northerners
>>153821709>>153821728serious questionwhy does the NFL media apparatus treat Allen with such kid gloves? he legit lost his team the chance to go to a Super Bowl last season and every football pundit was making excuses for him and praising how strong he was to cry at the postgame presserfor any other QB they'd be out for blood and calling them a bitch for cryingthat's not even touching how they accommodate the Bills by changing rules when they get screwed but not when the same circumstances befall other teams
>>153821830What being an Oakland fan does to a mf
>>153821783
>>153821815He's my Alex Smith replacement, we all know he is doomed but we root for him anyways.
>>153821830Just go all in on offense in this draft fuck it. Defense is good enough.
>>153821840Black QBs get a free pass
This happened
Signed by the Lions:QB Teddy Bridgewater re-signs with the Lions after a year awayC Cade Mays (from Panthers) — 3 years, $25 millionOT Larry Borom (from Dolphins) — Terms TBDRB Isiah Pacheco (from Chiefs) — 1-year, $1.81M dealPlayers acquired via trade:OL Juice Scruggs (via the David Montgomery trade)Lions released:OL Graham Glasgow (saves over $5.5 million)OT Taylor Decker (saves $11.6 million)Lions traded:RB David MontgomeryLions’ free agents re-signed:CB Rock Ya-Sin — 1-year, reported $4 millionLB Malcolm Rodriguez — 1-year contractRB Jacob Saylors (ERFA, signed tender)G/C Michael Niese (ERFA, signed tender)CB Nick Whiteside (ERFA, signed tender)
>>153821705smells like some fraudulent shit, I hope the league steps in and takes away their draft picks anyway
>>153821840I disagree, Allen got criticized a lot, but he played in the same weekend as CJ Stroud who was even worse.
Josh Allen is fun to watch, I don't get why anyone that isn't a Ravens nigger hates him>he flops!He literally gets clobbered like Cam Newton where faggots like Mahomes would gey 15 yards and a 1st down.
>>153821840The media sees allen as a black QB so they give him a pass4chan sees him as a white QB so they give him a passThe reality is that he's a perennial scrambling meme QB choker. Allen is worse than Cam Newton
>>15382189565 IQ take
>>1538218952000 IQ take
>>153821865Not great but they had to go cheap with how cap fucked they are. At least they have DJ Reed :)
>>153821865All garbage.
>>153821887>I don't get why anyone that isn't a Ravens nigger hates himI don't hate Allen, but I am tired of the excuses
>>153821840because he's suppose to be the Peyton Manning to Mahomes' Tom BradyPeyton actually won shit though.
Anyone that signs Brandon Aiyuk is fucking retarded. Yeah I'm mad but it's true.
>>153821879>stroud was worseSo what? He lost his team the game too. He's better than a guy who put up and all time bad performance? Congratulations lol that doesn't mean you didn't shit the bed too.
>>153821937wow look at him go!
>>153821954Some players get paid and stop giving a fuck aiyuk is one of them.
>>153821902Things Josh Allen and Cam Newton have in common>cost his team in the playoffs because of a dogshit fumble>scrambled for 30 seconds then getting sacked>rushed for 6 million yards and 274,000 TDs>hailed as the second coming of Jesus>0 rangsThings Cam Newton has done that Josh has not>won the 1 seed>made da owlThings Josh Allen has done that Cam Newton has not>lost 4 times in the offies to the same team
>>153821937What excuses? He carries the team to wins that should be losses and gets overly criticized when he makes a mistake, you niggers are pathetic worthless people.
>>153821937KWAB
>>153821865Other than resigning LB Rodriguez and CBs Ya-sin and Whiteside (all back-ups) Brad has once again done nothing to improve the defense.
>>153821980josh ACKllen
>>153821977
>>153821973If cam didn’t dress like a fag and dove on the ball he would be remembered with much more respect. Kind of like his teammate Luke.
>>153821965The problem for him is he didn’t really play enough on his new contract to get the serious cash out of it. He’s made millions like everyone in the NFL, but he voided his biggest payday by going awol, and he’s shown that he’s not intelligent enough to turn what he’s made so far into lifelong wealth.
>>153821977EXCUSE ME, HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP AND WHATNOT
>>153821949So he's more like pre-2006 Peyton then. Makes sense because the Bills seething about rule changes reminds me of the Colts doing the same shit in the early 2000s after the Patriots kept kicking their asses every year.
>>153822014The worst play of his career. If a lower tier qb like a Mason Rudolph or Trubisky did this in the offs, people would call for them to never play in the league again.
>>153822014He literally had no help, I hope DJ Moore can elevate that shit WR group.
>>153821704Do the Commanders know that they aren't required to pick up every washed up 49ers receiver? Are they just doing it for funsies?
We could’ve had both Crosby and Hendrickson
riq woolens base salary is $12m which gives the hawks another compensatory pick
>>153822043One play that he didn't pull something out of his ass out of a thousand.
POWER RANKINGS NEW LEAGUE YEAR EDITION1. My team2. frauds3. frauds4. frauds5. frauds6. frauds7. frauds8. frauds9. frauds10. frauds11. frauds12. frauds13. frauds14. frauds15. frauds16. frauds17. frauds18. frauds19. frauds20. frauds21. frauds22. frauds23. frauds24. frauds25. frauds26. frauds27. frauds28. frauds29. frauds30. frauds31. frauds32. Your team
>>153822014they lost the game because of this btw
>>153822057Lol Ravens never wanted Crosby in the first place it was a smoke and mirrors fraud trade so they could be the lone suitors for Trey Hendrickson
>>153821840it was straight up bizarre how 2 months ago everyone acted like he was a Make-A-Wish kid who was supposed to make a dunk with the Harlem Globetrotters, and the Washington Generals just happened to accidentally win and ruin his moment
>>153822072My team is the reffies though :)
>>153821865yeah, i'm gonna announce time of death right here
>>153822092what are the odds, that's my team too!
>>153822092Jiren LOST to a monkey a gay lizard and a twink btw.
>>153822062Don’t forget the 4th and 1 in the afccg against the Chiefs that he couldn’t convert.
>>153821623Joe Bussy went down due to a slight breeze last season, why would Maxx Crosby not going to the Ravens make a difference?
>>153822072but my team is your team anon…
>>153822107God he really was a jobber in hindsight
>44 Million American Dollars per year for Daniel Jones coming off an injuryIs inflation really that bad? Is this related to the price of Lucas Oil?
>>153821865I fully expect them to have a down season
>free agency
Actually we'll be taking those picks back hope you don't mind :)
Are you gonna Wang Chung tonight?>everybody have fun tonight
How long are the Lions tied to Goff after the restructure?
>>153822145>I fully expect them to have a down seasonif only you knew how bad things are
We just need 1 more guard and like 6 weeks to gel in the regular season then we'll have a top tier offensive line barring injury.
>>153822189I'd like to, but I am a miserable introvert.
>>153822209Would without any hesitation.
>>153822222Based
>>153822202You'd have to ask Ryback
>>153822222QUINTessential 4chan post
>>153822161Nooo sell out your future for a 30 year old edge rusher. C'mon it'll be funny.
>>153822202pretty sure 2028also what the fuck since when did he have a full no trade clause, lions really are fucking stupid
Fuck the picks. Having both players would’ve been hype as fuck.
What are my Kangz doing today?
Is Jared Goff a top 30 QB of all time? He's had a pretty damn great career.
>>153822222oooooh massa you goin make me squirt
>>153821660Whatever deal Aiyuk gets is going to be a 1-2 year, low risk, low cost prove it deal with a lot of the money locked behind incentives/milestones. There'll be a lot of "Games Played", "Total Catches" and "Completion Yards" incentives to ensure that he has to actually put in the work and show up to get paid.It may read something like "Aiyuk signs deal worth up to $12m/year" and so much of it will be locked behind milestones that he'll have to damn near be a first team all pro to get it all.
>>153822285Easily top 30 all time in the history of my Lions
>>153822161Oi we shook on it you Aussie cunt
>>153821660I seriously doubt the deal is gonna be of any risk to them. I wonder what he's gonna say to the media about his absence.
>>153822282Signing a 5'3" bideo gaymes enthusiast to a $140 million contract
>malik willis gets 67M>established QBs get vet minimumWhy?
>>153821709>alertHe's been on Fraudwatch for a while now. This year's AFC Divisional just gave everyone indisputable evidence. He'll still have his traditional elite Septem and October, then slowly peter out until the playoffs, play great in the wild card to pad his playoff stats, then fuck something up in the Divisional or AFCCG as usual. Then in the off-season everyone will be saying how much more help he needs.
>>153822312Probably call his coach a racist
LookSo basically I'm just gonna not take Maxx Crosby I Know..... UGH I know... I'm sorry!!It's just that I'm not gonna take him is allHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>S Minkah Fitzpatrick: Being acquired in a trade with the Miami Dolphins in exchange for a 2026 seventh-round pick.Oof. What happened to him?
>>153822327What established QBs are you talking about? Also, Willis looked pretty damn good when he played and $22.5 Million is nothing for a starting QB these days, you are all still stuck in the late 2000s/early 2010s.
>>153822335That's fair
>>153822338You fucking tell em birdbro Lamar is going to tear this league up next year once he learns to throw holy FUARK it’s over.
Why are DEs making as much, if not more, than QBs? They don't even touch the ball every play.
>>153822352>Also, Willis looked pretty damn goodpacktard detected.
>>153822285top 30 chokers yeah>>153822341washed
>>153822341>Minkah Fitzpatrickhe's slowing down, still can play though
>>153822369They always get paid. qbs then the guy who protects the qb and finally the guy that goes after the qb. They get paid in that order.
>>153822352Defenses working overtime to play with Roger Goodells stacked rules for nigger qbs
>>153822388Why would a Packers fan hype up Malik Willis as he's leaving to another team?
Is fernando going to reach out soon to linderbaum so they can get acquainted before he touches his taint 5,000 times the next 2 years?
>>153822388he's not bad actually
>>153822285he's barely a top 30 qb in the current league
>>153822416Good. White QBs need to go extinct, nobody wants to watch some lanky cracker stand in the pocket and throw it 3 yards to his checkdown.
>>153822417Because they are fucking sheep-shagging retarded faggots that worship >blackqbs
and there it is
>>153822432>he's not bad actuallyOh, good, he's "not bad". kek
>>153822445DAS RITE
>>153822285He's the Philip Rivers of his generation.
>>153822445>nobodyI do. I also want to watch young bucks crack through the line and run it to the house.
>>153822454Did someone from the Bears get hired as a head coach?
>>153822461better than brissett
>>153822369>>153822407theres only 4 positions any team should be paying top dollar forQBedge rushersleft tacklecornerbacks
>we need MORE of THIS!kek
>>153822478>yeah, butkwab
>>153822481Center is the most important offensive position that isn't QB
>posting this lowlight of a multiple time MVP QB proves I'm right
>>153822481Lefty QBs are actually fucking bullshit
more of THIS!
>>153822501i think you have an misunderstanding of how dire the nfl qb situation is. "yeah, but" is going to get paid all day
>>153822327Low risk, potentially high reward. $23m for a QB isn't much money, and if he balls out it means you get two years of good, cheap QB play before you have to extend him.If he's shit, you're only on the hook for 3 years and a relativ small amount of money. You can cut him more easily and eat a slight cap hit if need be.
Oakland fans will stop seething any second now I'm sure
>>153822501Oh look, it's the eternally assmad Vikucks fan. I'd be like you if I rooted for that abortion of a franchise too.
>>153822508>multiple time DEI MVP stat padderHe's really going to miss Harbaugh
>b-b-b-but muhh (((associated press))) award winner guy!!!!kek. post hands, you seething bitch.
>>153822529What the fuck is he doing with his face?
>>153822531>DEI MVP stat padderWhat does Josh Allen have to do with this conversation?
>>153822542He's taking a shit.
>oh, look it's....kek. mindraped retard seething again every time i post something his sub-59 IQ can't process. Have another.
Lamar Jackson will be an elite qb this year I’m sure.
>>153822523FORK OVER THE FIRST ROUND PICKS YOU LITTLE SHITWE SAID NO TAKESY-BACKSIES
>>153822543>Ravens fan can't wait to bring up Josh Allen who always sits on the bench when blowing out other teamsNiggers are literally retarded subhumans.
>>153822476Rooney Rule applies to GMs too. New Falcons GM should qualify, but the league is blackballing the Bears for some reason.
>>153822533Watching CJ Stroud play his way out of what would have been around a quarter billion dollar deal was insane. If he had simply played serviceable football, the Texans would have easily been in the Superbowl. And with a defense like theirs they would have had a much better shot at winning than the Patriots.Are they just going to let him play out his last year? See where it goes? What the fuck happened to make him regress this harshly?
>>153822563I'm not a Packers fan, you fucking retard. You really are obsessed lmao.
Trash Allen
lmao NFL tv guys are saying the steelers should sign murray kwab
>>153822558So that's the face he makes on the field?
>>153822590Who said anything about the packtards, you fucking retard? Why are you so obsessed?
>>153822585I thought Matt Ryan was the GM
>>153822578He also cries when he turns the ball over multiple times and singlehandedly loses his team the game. Truly inspirational stuff.
Our starting running back is 32 years old but that’s young for a running back!
>K Brandon Aubrey: Received a second-round, $5.76 million restricted free agent tender, meaning other teams can sign him to an offer sheet but Dallas will have the right to match it.Who matches it?
>>153822622>posts a webm named 'greengaykek' of Caleb Williams throwing a game winning TD on the Packers>DURR WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DUH PACKERS??This is the average IQ of a Vikuck fan
>>153821623he looks like he's not particularly fond of wiggers
>>153822636What's it like rooting for the Ravens?
Hmmmmm actually no thanks :)
>>153822656>Kangz and webms have this fag boilin' again even after I haven't posted in this thread in over a monthkek. and she calls me "obsessed"
Why are Mahomes haters so stupid? They actually think they've won some sort of moral victory because he got hurt carrying the fuck out his team last season.
>point out that Josh Allen is a choking statpadder worse than Scam Newton>go make lunch>come back to a racekek having a melty that someone DARED criticize a white QBKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Trash Allen will never win the AFC
>>153821639
>>153822698>30 years old>cuckolded by dogs>friends with an aging wigger who is dating some industry whore with no ass>refball>ignores the fact that he gets refballed out the ass>wh-why do you hate him?
>>153822706We need community notes for Google AI
>why do people hate mutthomes?
>>153822752I've never seen such a young man!
>>153822784You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>>153822713>won an MVP>won a Super Bowl>made it to another Super Bowl>won another MVP and another Super Bowl>won another Super Bowl>made it to another Super Bowl when his team shouldn't have even been in the playoffs>faggots seething because their team hasn't even had a quarter of this success in their entire lifetime>they spend their time trying to frame his career as something to be ashamed ofI can't imagine being one of these retarded losers DESPERATELY trying to downplay the ABSOLUTE GREATNESS of GODtrick GODhomes like a MINDBROKEN BITCH. LMAOOOOOLOLOLOLOL GET FUCKED YOU RETARDED SEETHING FAGS.
>>153822784He's gonna put silver foxes to shame when he becomes an old man
>>153822855>has done nothing the past two seasonsNo one cares what awards roger gave him, tardo.
Owned by Bo Nix
Howie "Mossad" Roseman told the Ravens to fail Maxx Crosby's physical or else he would release the files on Biscotti.
>>153822698>carrying the fuck out of his team>his 6-7 team losing a must-win game against a divisional opponent at homeWow, carried hard there. The Chiefs were dead in the water before Mahomes' ACL exploded. The ACL explosion was just adding Injury to Insult and now they'll miss the playoffs next year if he misses even only a few games.The Chiefs were a mediocre team with him, and absolutely powerless without him last season. If he's out 8 games, they're going 0-8.
>g-godtrick!!!
>>153822706>widely considered by human societies and scientific knowledge to be harmful, morally wrong>basically every civilization in recorded history has been racist and different races are separated by entire standard deviations in IQ
Did you know the NFL is by far the league/sport with the best parity?
>>153822868>done nothing the past two seasons>carried the fuck out of a team that would be picking top 5 if he wasn't there with a Super Bowl appearance>done nothingYou really have nothing valid to say about Mahomes. You literally have to make shit up or use gross hyperbolic statements to even try to put a scratch on his greatness. Its never been more over for you losers.
>>153822894google's AI department's headquarters is based in Tel Aviv. The more you know....
>hyperbolickek. big word for the cousin-fucking meth head.
>>153822889>team looked like absolute putrid dogshit as soon as he left, like they didn't even belong in the NFLYeah, he did carry them hard. They rode that wagon until the fucking wheels fell off and then some. No other QB would have done what he did. Also, nice job admitting that they're nothing without him at the end. You're retarded.
>>153822906Mostly because the league is set up so that bad teams get easier schedules and better draft picks so they can bounce back, and good teams get the opposite to make it harder to sustain.Also the fact that the NFL doesn't play series, just 1 game. It's realistically possible for any team to beat any team in 1 game 1 time.
>>153822950>It's realistically possible for any team to beat any team in 1 game 1 time.They made a movie about that.
>>153822945They're mediocre with him.They're the nadir of the league without him. That's what I said. I wouldn't consider a "better" losing record a "carry job". If you want to call that carrying a team, sure, go for it. He carried them to a better losing record. Awesome.
>DURRRRRRR this guy sucks actually
>>153822963The Dark Knight Rises?
>>153822906that chart is misleading, the habs haven't won anything in 33 years and the yankees haven't won anything in 15 years
>>153822585probably because they want to move to fucking gary
Oh well these things happen :)
>he carried themmust be why his weak knee exploded.
>>153822983UH OH STINKY
>>153821665You’re a fucking faggot dude.
>minnesomaliansKEK
>>153822988it's fair to assume that michael sam chokes a lot during the playoffs.
reminder to bully all subhuman NFCNegros, ESPECIALLY vikefags
>>153822982… But enough about my gfs impregnation after her bull session
>>153822988>Bears plan going forward is just praying that Caleb somehow learns how to play better in the other 50 minutes of a football game and still make miracle throws that always land foreverIf that miraculous catch in the Rams game was dropped or defended, as any 5th tier corner would have been capable of had he not just given up on the play, we'd be talking about how horribly Caleb played and how lucky the Bears were to even be in the divisional, after needing a miraculous comeback to beat the undermanned Packers.
>>153822975Mahomes haters do be retarded troglodytes
>>153822983what makes this even funnier is that if he wasn't a flopping bitch he wouldn't have injured himself>>153823001kangz suck but they were never going to win with darnold, seahawks won because of their running game and stout defense, darnold just had to play decent enough and not turn the ball over
>Kangz got 'em boilin again today.kek
>lions had a window>packers had a window>bears had a window>vikings never had a window (and never will)kek
imagine being the biggest retard in special ed
>no one mentions the Vikings>the cousin-fucker comes out of his cuckshed to start seething about them uncontrollably.kek
>>153823017I lost my shit when this happened to my niners a couple years back. Not even to shit on Mahomes, he's just playing with the rules that are in front of him. It just bugged the shit out of me to watch defenders so absolutely terrified to tackle a QB running in the direction of the sideline that they just let him burn them up field for 30 yards. Because they know if they tackle a QB that's within 3 yards of running out of bounds there's a good chance of a penalty, ejection, fine, fight, and suspension. Hate this fucking shit.
People on this board will literally watch their dogshit team do absolutely nothing for their entire lives and defend them like their lives depended on it but then they'll turn around and try to talk shit about the Chiefs.
>>153823001>>153823036>ynr Kewsi Ngubu used PFF to decide who to draft
>NEVER EVER won a superbowlKEK
>>153823066>when this happened to my niners a couple years back
Patrick Mahomes has NEVER made the playoffs in his 30s LMAOOOOOOO
>>153823019Josh....
>>153823017I've fallen victim to the nuNFL mindset because when that Patriots linebacker blasted Jaxson Dart as he was going out of bounds my first instinct was to shout "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK, EJECT HIM" and then I saw the replay and was like "That's a clean hit. Damn, I can't even be mad at that, I wish my players were that tough"I hate what this game has become
>getting so emotionally attached to some blacks on TV that are wearing spandex that you feel personally attacked when someone shits on them on the internetkek. why are queefies so soft?
>every single leadhead is over cap>GB : -4.3>DET: -7.4>CHI : -10.7>MIN : -40.6LMAO how do you fuck up this badly
>>153823116Kek what a mutt
>>153822698>carrying the fuck put of his team>eliminated in week 15
>>153823125How does this affect your personal life so much, anon?
>ohh im a greedy little boy today*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>when you're recovering from surgery they give you all the ice cream you want!!
>>153823100This shit right here. If that's a tight end, running back, wide receiver, or pretty much every single other position other than a QB, he gets fucking popped right there. But it's a quarterback, and as we all know quarterbacks aren't football players so they can't treat them like one.The worst is that Mahomes, and other qbs KNOW they have these protections, so they abuse them because of course they will, and the league just gives them more and more protections. If QBs are going to be treated this way, they shouldn't be able to run past the LoS. Or we just go back to the way things were and let them just fucking tackle them like anyone else.
>>153822698>half a billion dollars to miss the playoffsOh no no nooo
>>153823164It doesn't matter since the chiefs will never be in an important game again and Mahomes is over 30 but these teams really have to start playing like it is blitz the league sometimes.You're playing with a guy like brady who cheats with his coach or mahomes that gets protected by the refs nonstop? Punch him in the throat one good time. Tackle him and make him eat the ground. Take the 10k or whatever penalty, cover it for that player. Make sure they show up knowing they will be beat the fuck down all day long. Bet suddenly he's not whining as much.
>oh, hey youngcuck
>>153823164I blame Peyton’s hospital balls to Austin collie for all these dumbass rules
>since 2023>averages less than 4000 passing yards a season>averages only 25 touchdowns>a passer rating of 92.0>missed the playoffs with a top 5 defensewhy wouldn't i hate on a bum like that
hello, /sp/!
>>153823217you forgot>over 30>his wife fucks dogs but not him>brown
>>153822216Happy for you Ain'ts I like Kellen Moor and am rooting for his success unless its against my Chargies
I like Doubs to the Pats but they need an LT more than a WR
>>153823012The Packers have done their part. It’s the rest of that shit division. I’ve only criticized the Packers for having not won more chips with Favre and Rodgers, never for being a consistent playoff franchise.
>>153823235He was 100% going to say some really racist shit and his buddy reminded him there is a camera nearby with a mic.
>>153823260Not that anon but you know I never had a single issue with the packers until the new hires for the Phins. Now I fucking hate that team and fanbase and want them all thrown into the sun. Weird.
>>153823260no one cares what you think. unfortunately for you, we don't upd00t posts here.
Mahomes isn't worthy of carrying Bo Nix jockstrap and i say this objectively
>mindbreaks haters into a frothing seetheYou CANNOT make this up. I am having quite the hearty chuckle.
>im having quite the hearty chuckleExactly how I feel watching this webm over and over.
My gf likes the Bills and the Patriots, I don't say anything, I just resent women being able to vote.
>40-6>10.7
>mindbreaks her husband into a frothing seetheYou CANNOT make this up. I am having to warn local veterinarians.
>AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE!!! WHO CARES ABOUT WINNING SUPER BOWLS AND MVPS? MAHOMES IS BAD BAD BAD! HE SUCKS! OOOOOOOO EEEEE AHHHH AHHHH!!!!
Mahomes is the one that pushed to sign K9 btw the way
>>153823344kek
>>153823283Reddit always on the brain. I almost feel bad for those infected. Sad!
Pat Mahomes has AIDS?
bro was 1-7 against teams above .500 on his way to being eliminated from playoff contention despite having a top 5 defense lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>153823361does he need first-hand-experience advice on how to recover from his injury
>>153823361Mr. or Mrs.?
Statmutt pls
>AP has cooked TWICE before 4pmOh shit, put the league on notice!!!
>>153823154Why does he do it?
>>153823372>RedditWho said anything about reddit? Why are you obsessed with reddit, anon?
>>153823375Lamar did his best ok! It’s hard to see him after sun down fuck!
>>153823281You should be happy fin-bro. Hafley will have just a good enough bend-not break defense for you to just miss out on a top 10 pick next year.
>>153823381Both Ari Meirov and Chig Okonkwo sound like racist character names I came up with.
Oh my....
>>153823373Right here is where I'd normally make a sopranos reference, but I actually do believe he has AIDS.
>>153823399Lameme has never missed the playoffs with a top 5 defense! :)
>>153823400I'm not finnish. They are going to go 8-9/9-10 afuckinggain.Fuck the beavis and butthead and their cheesenigger stink.
>before the age of twenty-ni-ACK
>>153823416>by 30Wait, you don't mean... he's over 30 now do you anon? No that can't be the case. No no no... Not like this...
>>153823381>Chig Okonkwo
>mindbreaks /sp/
>Country music star Harper Grace admits she faked her engagement to promote latest songGaylors everywhere are desperately making arguments Travis Kelce is a beard
I'm having a Ravens induced MELTY
chiefs will never win again, they were part of globohomo humiliation rituals which they've pulled back on now*taps sign*
Pat Mahomes can't throw anymore
Wow, this is grim
>mindbreaks Mahomes
>>153823494Chiefs have a Superbowl Caliber Roster already created with the 10 draft picks they own coming up this April
>THEY'RE BACK TO SPAMMING BRADY PICTURESHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY REALLY HAVE DOGSHIT TEAMS WITH NO HOPE.
>>153823513>uh sir going to need you to fix your chart it says the chiefs won the superb owl not the refgang
SHIT NIGGA I TOLD YOU AP WAS COOKING
7>3, btw
>>153823344>a retard said some retarded shit on the internet equivalent of bathroom stall graffiti?>I better correct him and show him the error of his ways>again, for the 5000th this man>truly I am a the smartest man here
>minnesomalians get humiliated>switch to mutt spamhmmm
>>153823464Maybe a white chick beard. People have posted pics of him clubbing with various nubian queens before he suddenly traded having T&A for money.
>>153823563People were talking about Mahomes before you showed up, Chikaner. Nobody cares about your posts
>>153823565Swift is a dude and Kelce is only with him because of their agents. Come on now.
>>153823513Uh, not representing the lgbtq+ minorities in the league is problematic, sweaty. Rodgers has a rang.
>>153823513You forgot Stafford kek
>signs young players for cheap at positions of needIt's that easy
Friendly reminder queefies mongrels said they had the best WR corps of Mahomes career in 2025 kek
>packers be like "we're too white lets get a fag and then a black guy">bears be like "we can do both at the same time">vikecucks be like "lets put out fag cheerleaders"the lions are the only unpozzed people in that god forsaken division
>>153823619These two RAPED my team
>>153823618you're a retard and all but if you want real fun go back to the start of the season when I was explaining how the phins and chiefs were on the same trajectory and how the phins would probably have more wins and got laughed despite explaining the 8-9/9-8 curse and and andtl;drdolphins were 7-10 last year chiefs were 6-11...yeah.the dolphins.the team that lost their "free" games.
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady
>>153823618That was really funny when they started posting that last summer. Remember the Eagles had a “super team” too? I’m positive if they had somehow battled their way through this past year’s shit AFC just to get blown out by the Seahawks then they would have also been made out to be the 85 Bears.
reminder that chief fans = chicanosthey are very mad about the last 6 months
>dats right I'm better than mahomes sheeeeeeiiiiit
>>153823524Their O-line is poopy and their WR room is poopy and their whole secondary just got poached away in free agencyBut hey they upgraded at RB I guess
>3 SUPER BOWLS? THAT'S NOTHING, THAT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE AT ALL. STOP ASKING ME WHAT MY DOGSHIT TEAM HAS ACCOMPLISHED IN THE SAME TIME FRAME!
>>153823682>Their O-line is poopyThis is what PFF changs really think when in reality they had an untimely issue with single parts of their line being unhealthy with a freak injury or whatever the fuck Josh Simmons was going through.It'll be the best part of the team in all likelyhood going into next year.
where's he throwing
>>153823723this nigga's gay.
>>153823735gay and black KEK
begone muttlover
>>153823718>Josh SimmomsYou kept insisting that he was going to be the Trent Williams. You also implied he faked an injury so the Chiefs would draft him lmao
i can't believe the statmutt is back this is glorious i'm so happy to get to watch every thread become a brady-mahomes shitfest
>>153823748sad. many such cases.
>t-the weather will save us or something>gayleb can't see a defender against a bit of light snowreminder that the rams won the /nfl/bowl
>>153823723Remember that burrs fan that spent 6 weeks blaming DJ Moore for this and constantly bringing it up? Fucking lol
>>153823733What a fucking loser, throwing a pick six like that. You just know this season ended up going horribly for them.
>You just know this season ended up going horribly for them.
>>153823773>burrsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Imagine not only being a chiefs fan, but coming here and trying to positively talk about them after they couldn't beat out the fuckin dolphins in record last year.wew
>what a loser throwing a pick six in the Super Bowl, meanwhile my dogshit team didn't even make the playoffs
>>153823773They did? I only remember Youngbitch whining about refball for the past 2 months
>>153823812Yeah they did
>statmutt still crying about webms.What year is it?
>>153823812uh anon... chiefs didn't make anything last year except a worse record than the shitty dolphins.
I not only hate on the Chiefs, but I come here and try to shit talk them when in 7 years, they've done more than my shitty team will ever do in my entire life.wew
Post if "your team" went over 6-11 last year below this post with their record I'll start:>DOLPHINS 7-10
>This QB with 3 Super Bowl wins and the 2nd most playoff wins of all time? Yeah, he's bad actually.
My Skinnies quietly cookin
Mahomes is a slightly better Troy Aikman.
We all saw him play last year you don't need to remind us
>>153823768no I didn't, I'm not your schizo best friend pal, that injury was real. He was really good when he played, the issue is he missed half the year with "personal problems!"
>yeah, but two years ago!!!
>>153823909Cooking a pot of shit, as usual
why's the mexican mutt poster seething so hard today
>>153823812My dogshit team did make the playoffs, in fact
*ting*
>>153823794Vikings, Packers, and Lions way to high, move them down
>Chiefsmutt having a meltdown>it’s March
>>153823946He needs to get it out of his system after ducking the smoke for several months after kwab team missed ploffsMust've been building up for quite awhile
>>153823994don't hurt your nails while typing bearssissy
Reminder
>>153823932>DE Odafe Oweh>LB Leo Chenal>DT Tim Settle>CB Amik Robertson>TE Chigozem Okonkwo>S Nick CrossSoon to be Aijuk and/or Juan Jennings too
Mahomes got his bussy blown out and missed the playoffs
>>153823921Yes you are, why even bother denying it autismo
>>153824024give me one (1) logical reason why painting your nails is gay I'll wait
chicano bearsfags do be zesty little hombres
>>153823794>detroit>chicago>white
>>153824075True, fucked a couple the last time I flew in from Kansas City
>>153821639>Shitdurr Sanders
Some say that bussies are still being ruptured out of pure seethe to this day
what's mexican for bussy
Lmfao imagine being a queefie
>>153824075>chicano bearsfagsI'll never understand why Chikaner tries to push this instead of going after the Cowboys, Raiders, and 49ers, all of which are also shit
>>153823926kek this year he's over 30
>>153824093its state metrics
>>153824026>Shitwhore Sanders: a nigger>Drake Gaye: not a nigger
>>153824112buese
>>153824139Coward
>>153824128>why do people go after fanbases who shit up the genny instead of people who dont post here
>>153824150Wait...I've seen this shot before....
>Jeff HarleyThe new Mcdaniel/Mcdaniel for miami is halfley/harley I guess kek>@Schultz_Report>Sources: The #Dolphins are signing veteran DB Lonnie Johnson Jr. to a 1-year deal.>Former second-round pick was with Las Vegas last season and now heads to Jeff Harley’s defense in Miami.
>>153824150Poopy Mahomes needs to retire
>>153824167Ok but why try to tell everyone that they're Mexicans? We all actually live in America, we know that Chicago is a black city, not a Mexican one like Dallas or SanFran
>Mahomes sucks and is overrated, that's why anyone can just do what he's done and mirror his success. Why haven't they? Just shut up!
If your team isn't in a state that borders the ocean it's not a real team
Hmmmmmmmmmm, now why would a known Ravens fan be butthurt about Mahomes?Many questions
>>153824051the only way he falls to KC is if the injury was really, and teams have access to the doctors that do those medical evaluations, as required for the draft process.It's a bit retarded to come away with any conclusion that a player faked an injury to fall in the draft when they can just very well refuse to play for a team and demand a trade like Elway and Manning, and that move itself would cost them millions of dollars. Especially for something like a tackle whose performance would be graded independently of how good the overall team is.
>>153824201my team's in a state that borders a state that borders the ocean so really who's to say
>>153824187>Ok but why try to tell everyone that they're Mexicans? We all actually live in America, we know that Chicago is a black city, not a Mexican one like Dallas or SanFran?most of the chicago fans on /sp/ are chicanos
Friendly reminder Gracie Hunt literally posted this after experiencing Kiwi cock
>>153824061Because you’re emulating women by using the same tactics they do to try and attract a man.
>>153824159Nigger
>>153824236>experiencing kiwi cockHow IS your mother doing?
>>153824221>2013
>>153824251it's only gotten more hispanic since then
>>153824256There should be a holocaust for Mexicans.
>>153824221This is fucking beautiful
>>153824256https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Chicago31% white28% black29% hispanic7% asian
Flour Tortillas >>>>>> Corn tortillas
>>153824167If your home was built after 1986 you will not have any sort of lead issues with your plumbing.
>>153824182So uh... is Lonnie Johnson Jr. any good?
It's bussy hour and I'm clocking in
>>153824311No. He fucking sucks at everything.
>>153824283>b-but those 60 year old black peopleall the zoomers are hispanic
>>153824323I mean yeah, he's a nigger, but what about football? Guy has been on a lot of teams.
>>153824304leadhead cope
>>153824321I see Caleb is stalking the Kiwi now
The debate is over
I guess Crosby is staying?
Baker has Dolphins to the south, Falcons to the north, and he can't shake Tua as Tua circles in for the kill
>>153824024I'm not a burrsfag and I didn't say move them up
>>153824373Why not? When they were acting like he was leaving they actually did something different for once. Maybe they’ll accidentally stumble into a winning strategy next year by having a decent OLine and a good edge rusher.
>Kaden Elliiss signs with the SaintsFucking kek failcons are having the worst off season ever
>they're still seething about the Bears
>>153824426feels good to have him back
exposed and fuming
>cucked by archenemy leadheadsOH NO NO NO NO BEARSISTERS
>>153824430Try and keep your shirt on while you laugh at the hilarious cheese grater bit.
>white qbs
Fuck niggers.
>>153824488You dirty dawg!
Tampering period trade deals aren't for everyone Vegas.
>>153824040>overpay for a rotational guy>decent but played 50% of snaps in KC>big overpay for a JAG>literally a midget>le 26 year old black TE prospect meme>could be worse I guess but not a star>soon to be a head case that doesn't play football'ders fans, lmao
>>153824139You: pathetic racefag compelled to make everything about race
Awwww did somebody want the 14th pick?
>>153824517>muttqb coming off of his worst season and an ACL tear>trade best player on defensekek. queefies are COOKED.
>>153824373They can trade him at any time up until the deadline in November. At least wait until after the draft to declare he's not moving.
>>153824426The Elliss's are lowkey an ELITE NFL family
>>153824595McDuffie is elite but he's not the best player on their defense. I agree with your overall point but I'm going to be pedantic.
>>153824631>he's not the best player on their defense.Yeah, cuz he is on the Rams now.
Crosby to the cowboys will happen
>>153824548>Leo Chanel>decentKek outed as not knowing ball. Stopped reading thereSCARED of the Skins
Actually instead of giving you two 1st round picks we've decided to not do that :)
Despite all my rage I am still just a black qb in a cage!
>>153824694you should give my jetties 3 1st round picks for garrett wilson instead. :)
Ravens front office is bout to get Dan Snydered.
The JETS will go 3-14 and draft Big Arch Manning.
Raider trannies need to know they aren't in charge here. Us ravenGODS own your shithole franchise having maintained more success and being beloved by all. I have never felt as depressed as I have watching the raiders play they need to be absorbed by the chiefs and chorgers.TLDR:raiders=sissy hypno team
When do all the big signings start?
>Russini: Raiders expected to show interest in Kirk Cousins.Does Las Vegas even have a Kohls? He's going to go to bible study with prostitutes....
Doesn’t matter. Your team still sucks.
Need The Browns to fire their white head coach and hire COACH PRIME!
>>153824901When was the last time the Ravens even beat the Raiders?
>>153824961Ryback will let us know soon
do they allow you to shove medical personnel in Vegas?
>[Jones] The NFL is reviving its Accelerator Program after a one-year hiatus, but the league will now invite non-diverse participants into the program originally created to increase and advance minority talent at the highest levels of teams.Its back! But now we'll include a token white guy to make the new minority feel comfortable!
>>153825063Probably, they draw the line at threatening to murder someone on live stream, calling Mark Davis a cracker and swinging on him, saying mark davis stole your baby on live stream, and driving 150mph into the back of a parked car.
>>153824681what's the source image of this
>>153825162I found it on facebook
>>153825132>and driving 150mph into the back of a parked car.*murdering a woman and her dog by burning them alive because you too much of a n_____ to get a ride home when you're drunk as shit.ftfy
>>153825129>non-diverseNotice how diversity is only used to express "less White people". The NuFL is no different.
KANGZ OF DA NORTH
>>153825197Delete this racist shit
>>153825222despite being a Kangz fan, I will gladly keep the tradition of posting >blackqbs when this fucking mutt inevitably makes >blackqb decisions.
The Viqueens are a joke.
>>153824681If he's so good, why did they avoid putting him on the field? Everything I said in that post is correct, they spent a bunch of money on a bunch of JAGs.
>>153825197Fuck yea that sounds like a good time to me
>>153824961There were no good FAs this year, that was known before the offseason started, and only got worse with a bunch of players getting re-signed to the same team.
>Vikings just released two of the d-men that were signed with money they saved not paying Darnold. Maybe they just should have kept darnold?
>>153824387gonna need a new version
>>153823618>>153823677oh I made sure to keep all that in mindyou have to be REALLY fucking annoying to get my lazy ass to be petty enough to collect receipts
>>153825272At least >we finally got rid of the bulbhead.
>>153825372theyd have the same amount of rings
Bradley Chubb to the Bills. Three years, ~$45 million.
>>153825413this nigga looks like he defrauds the government for daycare money
He should come home
>>153825413What a fucking disaster.
>>153825422Same amount that (You) have?
>>153825290>If he's so good, why did they avoid putting him on the field?Scheme and LB depth
>>153825446Hmmmmm
>>153825446Not really
I miss the days when the muttlover would use the super secret weapon, 4plebs, to show how many times one of my NFL webms was posted in the NFL threads. Now he just screeches like a autistic retard.
>>153825432dang I was hoping to pick him up with his familiarity with a Fangio systemmaybe >we can get Greenard>>153825456the IDL is pretty solid it's DE that needs addressing unless he asks for way less than what he originally walked for
>>153825495Stop usin that shake on hair Nbutume!
>>153825468Cope. If he was good they would have adjusted the scheme to get him on the field.
Sam Darnold was not the answer for the Vikings. He only worked because the Seahawks have one of the best defenses ever. They made the right move by not signing him.
>>153825503>White woman>The surname Bock is primarily of German and Ashkenazi Jewish originEvery. Single. Time.
>>153825503Go back to r*ddit fag
>>153825553Don't forget the part where it was tons of "people" scamming but no no it was just this one "white" lady we swear you guys!It is like arresting trump and saying "ok we don't have to worry about the thousands of illegals he employs" come on now.
>>153825513I turned the tables on him
>>153825514Yeah, I'm assuming he would take less. And yeah, they don't really need him. I just think it would be fun to have him back.Also, yeah, I thought the same about Chubb. And the media seems to think their attention is fully on Greenard, so we'll see. Is he legit? I usually assume all Vikings players are overrated shitters as a reflex.
>>153825588Facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake
I love having sex with women especially my sexy female wife
>>153825645Did they teach you that at the Learing center?
JD's a good dude, I'm glad >we have him on >our team.
>Phins hire Lonnie Johnson Jr. today>Trying to find out info, see this on kikepedia:>On March 13, 2025, Johnson signed with the Las Vegas Raiders.[25] On August 2, Johnson suffered a fractured fibula after colliding with teammate Maxx Crosby during a practice at Allegiant Stadium; he began the season on injured reserve as a result.[26] He was activated on November 6, ahead of the team's Week 10 matchup against the Denver Broncos.[27]>On August 2, Johnson suffered a fractured fibula after colliding with teammate Maxx Crosbyits all a fuckin conspiracy you guys.
>>153825708i ain't reading all that
>>153825611the Birds did originally get Epps from the Kangz so they put out a decent player every now and thenas for Greenard, Chubb has personally never put up a season better than 2024 Greenard so that's promising
>>153825708who the fuck tackles people on the nose? You'd think the nfl would outlaw that shit.
on god i need to face fuck this bitch fr fr real sloppy like
>>153825750that is a male bug
>>153825750I need to see her gag and drool all over another man's huge thick cock!
>Ravens suddenly the scummiest organization in the league againLeague will intervene, they forget Brady is an owner now, not a player. Enjoy losing draft picks for the next 5 years
>>153823618Big if true
>>153825545>Kek outed as not knowing ball.
WHO DEY THINK WE GON SIGNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY
>>153825708How much can this fatboy eat in one sitting?
Wait, the bills signed CHUBB? for 43m?KEKThat nigger was moving in slow motion. Great news for the AFCE I guess?
>>153825742I'm glad that Howie is being smart with his money (whether out of necessity or not). Chubb is another guy of many this year that is getting overpaid because the FA list is weak.
>>153825771Kimmy Kimm's new scene just dropped, you could go watch that.
>>153825222Ninebros....
>>153825800Probably a lot. But he's fit as hell these days. He got addicted to Peloton last offseason.
>>153825843IT’S OVER FOR THAT MIDGET
>>153825750Have you ever seen another woman in your life? Quite a few of them are actually attractive
>>153825222>Pending physicalInb4 he fails it because he's short
>>153825872is that the guy that murdered his teammates at georgia and no one did anything about it?
>>153825872>neck went back to africa
>>153825222AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
many people are saying the only reason hendrickson agreed to sign with the ravens was because he was assured crosby would be there too and hes pissed
>>153825891Nope
hey guys tyreek hill jerseys are on super sale on fanatics kek
Any team have an official trans fan club I can join? I watched the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show and I think I LOVE the NFL now.
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>>153825923he retire or something?
>>153825942Based time traveler
If my vikings sign Kyler I'm gonna flip out. They can't actually be that retarded, right?
>>153825708he's also the exact opposite of a lockerroom poison, whatever you call that, if you watch the Eagles' social media>>153825810if anything seems like a bad decision when it comes to not paying out, letting guys walk, or letting good FAs slip by keep in mind they got Carter and Nolan Smith to pay coming up in fact they're trying to work on an extension for Carter right now and it's more than likely going to be market resetting and then another reset with paying DeJean and Mitchell the following yearGoedert is looking like he is going to be another cap casualty as well.
>>153825985Bro just have him wear lifts and put parental controls on his call of duty
