KO IN 1 BONGPSG: Safonov; Hakimi, Pacho, Mendes, Marquinhos, Neves, Vitinha, Barcola, Zaire-Emery, Doue, Dembele>Subs: Chevalier, Marin, Beraldo, Zabarnyi, Kvaratskhelia, Ramos, Lee, Hernandez, Mayulu, Fernandez, MbayeChelsea: Jorgensen; Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella; Caicedo, James; Palmer, Fernandez, Neto, Pedro.>Subs: Merrick, Acheampong, Adarabioyo, Badiashile, Hato, Santos, Lavia, Garnacho, Guiu, Delap
>no estevão
Khvichabros...Also here's the Chelsea's actual subs, OP
>>153823478Not sure why the BBC missed a load of them out. From the Guardian:Paris Saint-Germain: Safonov, Hakimi, Marquinhos, Pacho, Mendes, Zaire-Emery, Vitinha, Neves, Doue, Dembele, Barcola>Subs: Chevalier, Marin, Beraldo, Zabarnyi, Kvaratskhelia, Ramos, Lee, Hernandez, Mayulu, Fernandez, MbayeChelsea: Jorgensen, Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella, James, Caicedo, Palmer, Fernandez, Pedro Neto, João Pedro>Subs: Sanchez, Merrick, Adarabioyo, Badiashile, Delap, Santos, Sarr, Hato, Acheampong, Guiu, Lavia, Garnacho
>>153823263>Jorgensenred pill me about him
>>153823684Swedish but plays for DenmarkSupposed to be a good ball playing keeper unlike Sanchez, but a lot worse in regular gk stuff
>>153823760thx
Based
we're all watching this game right broscity vs madrid seems boring
psg gonna lose
>>153824316Yes. Pep's City will just control the game with sideways passing and tactical fouls. Real Madrid will be fine with this and raise the tempo in the final 10 minutes.
>no replies2 patrician clubs
>>153824316I'm sorry anon but I always chose to watch the wrong game. real city will most likely be an insane game.
soulless kit for psg on an european night
>>153824381ya I remember you having a moan about watching the 'stle slurper yesterday
this psg kit is horrendous. wtf is that font
uh oh
>Pedro
Cam on Chelsea
c palmz is gonna shine todaytrust me
BARGOLAZO
Gaaaay
>lelsea
BARCOLA
Bruh of course it's when I go away for not even 10 seconds
right okay then
CHELSHIT CANT EVEN FUCKING KNOCKOUT THE MONACO LENS JOBBERs who cant beat anyone unless they are one man up
You'd think a replay of the cuck world cuck final would generate more attention
What a goal from Barcode man.
Chelsea have gone 1 down in their last 3 games and in each had equalised by half time
CHELSHIT
> Go to the shitter> Miss the goalWhere my Ukrainianbro at?
>>153824605madrid city thread
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL TRUST THE PLAN
>>153824637Thanks bro
>>153824637ty
JFC almost an own goal
Goddammit Neto
ufff
No way Chelsea is not scoring tonight
1-0 madrid
So these fags are just not going to defend like at all?
real madrid goalfootball is easyhttps://streamff.com/v/2f0c2c95
Stop passing to Enzo and Neto. They’re fucking dogshit players
>>153824788you can just download the webm from the other thread and post it here
My laptop is too shit to play both games at the same timeI suffer
>>153824820I'm not in the other thread
>>153824829Download the equivalent of doordash, do some deliveries there using a rental bike if you don't own one and buy a new laptop. Electronics are cheap in the first world.
joao pedro is pretty good
Rose-en-no-walrus bros how you feeling?
FUCKING BULLSHIT THE BALL WASNT OUTVAR SAVE US
C'EST FINI
chelshit have the chance to destroy them tonight, if the ref allows them to
Back status?
chevalier would have stopped that
the absolute state of that defending
chelsea scored heil hitler
amazing how one game Chelsea looks like the far and away best team in the world, and the next a team that can barely hold onto a top 4 spot in the prem
They literally were not defending all game long, how are you surprised
Netonyahu is killing Chelsea bring on Garnacho
fug i missed it
lightskins are a downright peculiar breed
>>153825003Precisely the challenges of having a young team
>>153825003Literally every team would look like the best team in the world if they're facing a team that leaves gaps as wide as ur moms pussy
people don't realise the physical monsters those guys are.
> They're STILL playing one on one with the Chelsea forwards
>>153825206It's over...
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GOAAAAAAAAALLLLof course he takes all the wrong decisions and it turns into a goal
CHELSHIIIIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA laugh at them strasbourg would be 0-4 up by now
Palmer fucking sucks now what happened
DEMBOUZ
BUT
Why is Kvara on the bench, is he not playing well in PSG?
DEMBELEL
BALLON DORBALLON DORBALLON DORBALLON DORBALLON DOR
damn he finished that expertly
>>153825252none of them are playing well
>>153825252Too white
OMG VALVERDEHATTRICK
just managed to stay onside
>>153825252he is lebroning i.e when he plays he ll be the best on the pitch but his team will be playingl ike shit
>>153825336
That ref is 100% an undercover anglo
city crumbling right now
disgusting shit just hit the ball long and win the second ball you’re playing with fire
>>153825394smooth
Netonhayu is a cancer
>>153825332You just know Mbappé is seething
Suddenly out of nowhere I feel a sharp pain in my left shoulder.
good game so far
>>153825499you're mentally ill.
So many gross mistakes from PSG ffs.
>>153825517
>>153825517what happened to the rest of the chocolate cake?
Bodo 2-0Valverde hattrickKeked
>>153825644it was ME, who ate the rest of the chocolate cake. I was supposed to eat a quarter, I ate the 3 remaining quarters.
>>153825736you want to have the cake and eat it too
chelsea huddle x
vitinha been shit for a while now
STOP DEFENDINGMAN TO MANFOR FUCKS SAKE
>>153826102the Guy Roux strategy
MY BOY ENZO DOES IT AGAIN
doué SALE FILS DE PUTAIN DE TA MERE LA PUTE
ESCUCHEN
O we back baby
penzo makes it 2-2!
That work rate. That pass. That finish
marquinhos can't really keep up with the extremely fast pedro neto
Rose een wahrs we eating good
2-2
>spurs out>man city out>newcastle gonna get raped>livershit>arsenal can't win in europeChelsea will do it
if only Palmer was anywhere near as good as the media makes him out to be
>>153826353racist
kvaratskhelia coming on. he's actually a brilliant player and very dangerous, i think he might create or score a goal
>>153826381I love himsoulful player
>>153826381is this football manager match commentary?
>>153826381> Le fake shot into fake shot into fake shot man> Actually a brillant player
is that squid game?
>>153826307source?
do chelshit know that the away goal rule is no longer in place?
POOSEA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA based barcoladon't understand why kvara didn't shoot tho
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO ARE YOU TOTTENHAM IN DISGUISE
my favourite footballer does it againhumiliating finish
top jej
BRUH
oh dear, it was bound to happen eventually
you can all thank me, I did it again.>>153826044
>playing from the back oh wow, you're telling me this comes back to bite another team in the ass?
LMFAO
screaminghow do you spend 1 billion pounds and end up with goalkeepers like this
>>153826500yep called it
>>153826619And a team full of computer generated Ngubus
>>153826619They are all fucking up in solidarity with Klinsky so he doesnt kill himself, Donnaruma also
Does Todd Boehly even know what a goalkeeper is?
I want to rape this guy, never put some faggot in a very important match
oh god, hernandez is gonna give them a penalty
I can’t believe this man
>>153826619ameriblobs think you can spend 1bil on potential and sell it for 2bil
>>153826646>I want to rape this guy
>>153826624wow you did scary
>>153826653muh American dream
Hernandez. Im clenching.
chelsea would have conceded again even if this had counted
OH N-
fucckkkk
>>153826698kek >>153823760
both of these teams are trash lol
>>153826698>ball playing keepersWhen will this meme end
>>153826756Its funny because it's true
>>153826756exactlychelsea are shit and any team that concedes two goals to them are also shit
>>153823760turns out he is also bad at being a ball playing keeper
>>153826756yes and?
Any time something goes wrong people blame the owners. It’s the only team in the world where that happens. Why is that?
>decrap
>>153823760>>153826698Is having a gk good with his feet really worth risking this type of shithousery?Really makes you think
>>153826796we can do better I'm sure
BLOOTAH
B T F OTFO
WHAT A FUCKING GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLI DOUBT HIM EVERYTIMEI SUCKI AM SHIT I AM SORRY
its ova
PSG score again, how could Todd Boehly do this
>>153826381>>153826421football manager ai pundit vindicated
rentboy sissies it's over
SOVLSOVLSOVLSOVL
A proper manager drops Palmer for the foreseeable future
Reece James lost the ball, nice going Todd Boehly! Fucking Americans
Palmer is SHIT
or something
STOP THE GAME NOW STOP IT
disaster class from rosenior, you could tell the moment chelshit equalized that they would drop back for no reason trying to score from a counter attack....they should hire an actual manager with all htose billions they spend
Mah boy Kvichlings
>>153826044>>153826421Its you both time? KEK
GARNACHINGZ UNLEASHED
Garnacho gonna equalize, he's like messi or something
>>153826898not for kvara
>>153826866>>153826873
>>153826873>>153826866kek
I absolutely love this new meta of wingers like Olise and Kvara taking on 1-1 or cutting inside to score screamers
>>153826886ThisImagine parking the bus when PSG keeps offering you huge gaps in their defense all game long
whew
Kariussen is such a dogshit goalkeeper lmao
RED CARD FOR NETO
fuck ballboys
FIGHT!!!
HE KILLED A CHILD HE IS A WAR CRIMINAL BAN HIM FOR LIFE
Chelsea keeper and defenders are retarded
RARE BALLBOY SHENANIGAN
>>153826944Holy shit
>>153826932I don't want to praise them for it but Saka was a forerunner for the current generation doing this
VAR DO YOUR JOB
shades of eden hazard
>>153826944>lecutinsideshvili
HAHAHAHAHAH THE KID IS MILKING IT HE LL MAKE A GOOD PISS SHIT GAY PLAYER
this ref is bought by chelsea
>Ballboys killed by teams ever>Chelsea: 2>Everyone else: 0
>no cardsget fucked ballboy
Wow, a ballboy gets cocky and gets immediatly shat on cries rape, fuck offHe should have kicked the little fucking loser
this ref KEK
> The ballboy did a NeymarLMAO
lol at the kid diving and grabbing his face
rahw sen rioux bros we not not looking good
TOTALLONDONDEATH
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT
>Premier league defenders
AHAHAHHAHAHA YES YES YES YES YES YES >black managers
shouldve raped him up his tight arse
>CHEL5EA
ballboy died for the 5th goalsnice
AAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
Kvaramessi is unstoppableWhat does Lavia do besides getting injured, shitter should go back to Southampton
Kvara doubters btfo eternally
5-2! Fucking Boehly!
>>153827050coward! post this on your main account
>>153827049>>153827050
I'm sorry to Spurs for laughing at their loss.
Well, and thats Chelsea knocked out
lel
I-I'm sorry Kvara-san, I'll never doubt you again
>>153826934Chelsea attacked PSG in the Club World Cup final and absolutely destroyed them. What does the genius Rosenior do in this game? Invites them to sodomise his tight brown bumhole. What a muppet
>ballboys diving and rolling around nowjust cancel the entire sport at this point its embarrassing
Johnny Minerals rant incoming
wow, harsh on chelsea fc who gave it a good go but that's the tie over
Tottenham = Chelseaboth are shit
>>153827050Racism is disgraceful. They lost, tough shit, just don't be a cunt.
>>153827092about clearlake no doubt and not the players who threw that
>>153827049>>153827050I think therefore I am
WTF WTF I TURNED THE STREAM OFF BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE REF HAD BLOWN THE WHISTLE WTF WTF WTF ANOTHER GOAL WAS SCORED?
I don't recongize my psg.we're the ones usually getting cucked like chelsea just did
>>153827136Wait till 2nd leg
Top coach that Rowl-Seeyoure-Wah
last goal
ICI C'EST PARIS
the bermuda triangle
>>153827141xG bros...
Every shot against Chelsea seemed to go in. Another shit keeping performance.
>>153827175>>153827152
>>153827136La Remontada™ is in the way
Technically it's the same deficit as man city but nobody's ruling them out, are they?
>>153826780>>153826798Pretty much every keeper who does that shit is guaranteed to have one of those mistakes in most gamesSanchez on a good day could have saved some of those goals too
>>153827208>Technically it's the same deficit as man city but nobody's ruling them out, are they?its the same deficit as Tottenham as well, but everyone doubt them
>>153827208of course not. everything can go fast.
Chelsea’s season is going to become really dark if they lose to Newcastle. They’re going to sink like the Titanic
Fucking dumbasses are these Chelsea players. No fight, no finesse and no class. Liam Delap especially fuck off my football club you don't deserve to play for that badge
>>153827236Keeper has terrible positioning and the reaction times of a sloth.
>>153826381Lisan Al-Gaib
Rosenior coaching was disastrous.
>>153827411Gotta love him making terrible defensive substitutions instead of pushing for more goals, despite Chelsea defence being shit and despite the keeper being completely incapable of making basic saves.Not the first fucking time he's done it and cost the match either.
>>153827411shit at strasbourg, shit at chelsea
>>153827411You can't really honestly believe he would sub out Palmer and Pedro when he needs the game to stay competitive. He isn't that stupid. He takes the blame for something he doesn't do because he has to.
>>153827119kompany is next
>>153827061lavia is the black reece james. had one good year then became an injury prone liability
