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Habs Edition
>>153818261
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>senaturds
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it's sõy goy wednesday
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'ABS
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>>153827272
Lmao remember Roy feckin retard screaming at Mikko that he was dead when he came to New York or whatever? lol ya just realized Mikko will miss that game.
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power couple
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>>153827280
>laffs
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Who's watching hockey east playoffs with tonight? My merrimack is beating the river hawks >:)
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got him on a string now
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>>153827307
They’re both very Irish looking
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>>153827272
Not so fast mon chum
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i say senaturds you say laffs
>senaturds
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not enough milk drinkers itt
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>>153827315
nothing else is going on today
>go Gophers
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>>153827340
>Lames
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>>153827307
holy mother of bog
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Trying not to have a menty b but then I think maybe I should. Shave my head or something. I wonder if that made Britney feel better when she did it.
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>>153827359
Gonna go freaking mental bro? Off the flipping wall, guy??
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>laffs
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>scoreless draw in Springfield, MA
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>>153827359
she did that because she was facing a drug test and they used to test hair for certain things. Do zoomers not know the lore?
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>senaturds
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easiest Calder trophy winner in years
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>>153827421
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@grok who won the mitch marner nicolas roy trade
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>>153827359
i've gone for a close buzz a few times when i was having problems and it always made me feel better

nice and orderly and one less thing to have to care about
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>>153827440
So was last year but they still somehow got it wrong.
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>>153827342
GOMAD maximizes gains
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>>153827307
>make the stanley cup final
>wife announces she's going to a bachelorette party in greece
Should have served the bitch divorce papers as soon as she stepped off the plane
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worse seethe on earth is when bouchard defying all odds wins the norris
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Bros Canada beat Cuba and is in first place in their bracket in the WBC.

Americans may have taken hockey from us but we will take baseball from them. Save this post.
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The age of the zoomer is upon us
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>>153827526
We have entered the Bizzaro World
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>>153827526
I'm only rooting for someone on the mest tearing their acl again kek
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that mild nigga seethe from last night was so intense it gave me nightmares
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>>153827526
Canada always has some underrated players though.
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>OH. MY. GOSH. THE LE DEFENSEMEN SCORED....A LE LOT OF LE POINTS!? GIVE HIM THE LE NORRIS ASAP!!! LE GIVE HIM LE CALDER AS LE WELL!!!
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>>153827440
>on ice for 3 nyi goals
isnt there a proper stat to track this
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>>153827526
I can’t believe Italy might have eliminated us
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>>153827573
really showcases which country is white
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Realistically, who is replacing Berube?
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>>153827597
I wish I were Italian so much
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>>153827605
Who cares
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>>153827605
Someone who's okay with coaching a bunch of primadonnas for 2 years before getting canned.
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>>153827597
Aren't there 5 US players on team Canada?
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>>153827623
Why??
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in St John's a playoff game had 568 penalty minutes and the game was cancelled int he 3rd since there weren't enough players to play after 43 game misconducts.

https://youtu.be/y6nctwzHtpM?si=QdxNe9LtFTieYtx8
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>>153827605
why replace Berube? He's a Stanley Cup winner, change the team. send Matthews into the Sun, trade Knies to the Canadiens, Tavares and Domi can stock shelves or something.
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>>153827605
A baboon
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>>153827637
did you look at italy's roster?
white men don't want to play for team usa
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>>153827605
>laffs
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>>153827605
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>>153827635
who do they need to turn them into post madonnas? kyle beach?
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>>153827673
I looked there's only 4
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>>153827658
Blame it on the Solar Cycle peaking this year, same reason we're at war with Iran
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>>153827673
Italy's roster is literally every third generation italian who wants to claim italian stakes. Jakob Marsee is NOT italian, that guy is also going to be a fucking pain in the ass as well
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>>153827605
torts in toronto would be kino
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>>153827689
4 what
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>>153827693
I wonder if any of them even passed AP Italian
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>>153827701
would literally kill those egomaniacs
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>>153827623
No you don't bro
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>>153827713
Americans on team Canada
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>>153827657
Those are some good games
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do canadians still do the accent when no ones around
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>>153827755
that isnt what i asked
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>>153827555
idk anon, but nurse and bouchard raped the best defense in the league last night.
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Almost time for puck dr....oh, I see.
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marty biron said mackinnon did nothing wrong.
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>>153827804
hes also french
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>>153827804
dinduism is learned best when you mingle with chimps
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>>153827635
Being a rebuild coach must be the most thankless job in hockey

>team is trying to lose
>fire you anyway cuz losing
>can't even say you're ''building a foundation'' because most of the roster will be gone by the time the team is good
>other teams look at you as a loser, reputation tainted

You may as well keep Berube around cuz who cares for the next few years
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F L A M E S
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allez montréal
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>>153827956
Is it really that over for the kitties?
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ou est le bibliotheque?
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>>153827885
Pretty sure the most thankless job in hockey is being a hockey mom, They're societies real heroes.
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>>153827974
fraid so
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ALLEZ
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>>153827985
more like hoes
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>habs/snes on the monitor
>mexico/italy on the tv
>agenda free tv through the headphones
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When did fat girls get into hockey
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>>153827985
this hockey mom's different thoughever
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we don't fat shame here
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>>153827795
Makar with the extremely lazy fly by that left RNH alone in front
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>>153827885
>getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollar to lose is a bad thing
nope
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>>153828100
What's with this "we" business, Tubsy??
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>>153828043
love that jewish retard
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>>153828047
americans have played hockey since the 1800s
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>>153828047
GAWD THATS A BIG BITCH
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>>153827974
Yeah
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I believe Sens will be able to take down the Habs.
SURELY, they got what it takes.
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>>153828047
these are the ladies that "collect" cute hockey players and support several teams in the same division
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>>153828212
retard
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>>153828235
Look at the monkey puck odds, dipshit.
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>>153828043
sounds unbelievably cozy fren
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Gary please. Drop the puck.
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>>153827883
Has any NHL player ever dated an alt chick?
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caulfield is not playing ce soir
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watching Omega League, Wolves v Generals
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>>153827985
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>153827985
who's the hottest mum in the league?
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>>153828346
Awwww it's gonna grow up to never win a Stanley Cup
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Lids is having a clearance sale, gonna visit my dad in denver, should I buy one for him as a gift? Dont think he follows hockey much but he is bald
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>>153827883
nova scotian girls look like that?
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>>153828407
Only $4.99? With 25 dollar shipping?
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>>153828407
Perfect, maybe he'll get into hockey, too, and the two of you can enjoy ice hockey together, like a family... like you used to
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>>153828407
if you don't have to pay too much for shipping, buy it for him
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>>153828397
But Canadians win the Stanley Cup every year?
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>Puck Drop any minute now
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>>153828464
>Muh players
Please stop. This is a retarded cope.
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>>153828464
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>scoreless draws in a plethora of Leagues
sorta busy for a Wednesday night
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>>153828454
>>153828441
>>153828439
Haven't seen him IRL in 8 or 9 years so I guess whatever shipping would be would just be catching up on christmas presents for him.

Fuck the AHL team was doing $5 straw hats, should have picked one up for him if I knew I was gonna head east. Guess I'll drop $20 on a hat protector to keep shit safe in my carry on.
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>>153828510
What's the cope? I don't understand, we're talking about nationality here. Nathan MacKinnon brought the Stanley Cup to downtown Halifax, I saw it. How did that happen?
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>>153828464
/r/technicallytrue rofl!
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Fuck Nike for only restocking USA jerseys in manlet sizes
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>>153828538
Did you see when Crosby and Marchand brought the cup back to Nova Scotia?
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>>153828538
>Erm, the NHL is a team based game, not a nation game, but if a US team wins a cup, it's a win for Canada.
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>>153828533
>hat protector
No, don't spend money on that, use some rolled-up newspaper
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>>153828555
I was away for school the last time Sid brought it here.

>>153828557
But how did that happen?
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my canadians are simply better than your canadians simple as
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>>153828554
Just buy as knockoffs from DHGate
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>153828538
Calm down copey
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it was a mirage
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>>153828609
No, that will never happen
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>>153828582
You're a stupid hypocrite. You will cry about the NHL not being a nation tournament, but will brag about how Canada wins all cups because a bunch of Canadian players win cups. Do you forget that hockey is a team based game?
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>she's on the TV
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>>153828624
No I won't. If anything it's a multinational effort, if national at all, which it isn't.
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>>153828582
it's still cool that you saw it once
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Uh huh....
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>>153828648
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>>153828652
Yeah, sure you won't. You totally won't bring up all the Canadian players that won a Hart Memorial Trophy every time mutts brag about their cup wins.

Have it ever cross your mind that the reason why mutts make fun of you is because you keep making up excuses?
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sup chat, sup /hoc/
not so sure about goaltenders from florida
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Montembros, this was supposed to be our season...
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>scoreless draws
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>>153828697
Stop taking /hoc/ so seriously
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>>153828697
Why do I care about the opinion of a mutt and what did I say that was incorrect?
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>>153828717
its montembover
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>>153828717
Dad says Monty is finished as a Hab
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my hawkies :(
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Time for Flyers/Capitals!!!
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/hoc/ bros should I buy a house in the burbs or a way cheaper house in the hood? can I earn the trust of the black race through the power of friendship?
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mon habitants...
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i'm not watching either of these shit games
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>>153828766
Oh, calm down, it's just the 1st p
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>>153828782
idk there are no real hoods in canada
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sens already gooning it up
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holy fuck slaf actually beat the pocket rockt
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>>153828782
former. don't you want your kids to grow up somewhere nice?
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SLAFKOVSKY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>153828381
seth jones' momma
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Does canada have walkable cities or is it too big
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yeah i think the Flames would bootyblast these teams
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ET LE BUT! SLAPKOVSKÝ!
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>>153828832
Downtown Halifax is built on an incline and fats don't like it
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nigga said the >lames lmfao
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et le buuut!
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>with Monty in net it would be 0:2 already
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>goalie slides into forward
>you are interfering with me making a save

Gary please rein in these retarded refs
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>>153828854
I would get drunk in the winter, try to "sled" down the hills and suffer an ass injury
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>>153828908
been there, done that
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>>153828908
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>>153828854
I can't wait to visit
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the sound is fucky
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>>153819680
happy birthday to our friend
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>>153828908
You need a cardboard box undone to do some real suicide sliding.
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>>153828819
im not having kids until i retire to southeast asia
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>>153828927
much like what you were left with after the events of easter 2022
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>Philthy
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>>153828994
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if i ever snap it'll be because of commercials
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>>153828959
I miss our friend. A lot of fighting spirit out of the lineup with him gone.
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>>153829008
Have you tried not watching them?
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>>153829008
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What happened to Michkov and what would the Flyers want for him?
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>>153828994
stors fans on twitter asking for a temporary truce against mackinnon heh nice try though chumps
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>>153829035
>its another tocchett runs a star prospect into the ground episode
jen
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>the Snes crowd are SINGING
Are we trying to compete to see who's the biggest Ultra?? cause that was a sweet trick, Ottawa
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>>153829008
use that fan duel money to buy some ozempic to burn off those mcdonalds fries
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>>153829023
hearing them is enough
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>>153828994
you'll turn out like crosby - childless and unhappy >:(
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>>153829087
??? Just how retarded are you?
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>>153829028
based mao
DEATH to c*pitalism (where commercials come from)
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>>153829093
im already both of those
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>>153829008
just go on sportsurge dot net and pick an ad less stream
ad sucks, i only see them when watching sports
i don't know how normies tolerate them
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>>153829093
I'm actually more happy about being childless so...
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>the city of ottawa senators
should be
>the shitty of ottawont gooners
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>>153829103
not as much as you actually
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I will try ice hockey. Soon, I hope.
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Cousins looks like he's on a mission to kill
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>>153829231
ill try whatever it is you guys do for fun unless it's soccer
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there is no try only gary
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>>153829228
Wow that was a really clever comeback.
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>>153829231
just a cheap stick an orange ball and slapshot in on a wall
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>>153827883
How dis make u feel Jamal?
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>>153829252
and there's more from where that came from
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>>153829231
get a small little plastic stick and play in your basement
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>>153829276
>all that wasted bud light
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>>153829231
Your nation DESERVES a pro league, and Gary Bettman COULD make it happen
>all he needs to know is that there is a need that hasn't yet been fulfilled, and he'll be there
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kek. this caps PP is GARBAGE. What the fuck are they DOING?
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Tie game
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SENSIES SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>153829304
bud light should be wasted
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g betty on the horn
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fuck you Carrier
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reminds me of the pominville play
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>>153829326
Budweiser lost
>you see what I did there... mildly topical, that's where I shine
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>the most dangerous draw in the Canadian Capital city, brought to you by Gary Bruce Bettman
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>>153829348
Yeah. That one. Of course anon.
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>scorefull draw in Springfield, MA
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>>153829388
i never forget a kwaboty candidate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOnmYdddelE
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fuck you again Carrier
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>the city of Montreal
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MERDE
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Starting to think goaltending might not be the problem Habs frères
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Montybros we are so back
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>>153829440
I think it is more crazy that him and draisaitl have overlapped careers and leon still has no cup.
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Why are there more habs fans than sens fans in Ottawa?
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>>153829531
Sens have 4-ish goals average in their last 13 games. Every one is getting lit up by them.
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>>153829569
Gary
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>>153829531
>>153829552
Retard
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>>153829569
Bell Center tickets cost an arm and a leg and Sens fans know this so season ticket holders sell their tickets to Habs fans at a premium to cover the cost of their season ticket.
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>>153829569
The french secretly run the Canadian government.
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>>153829657
It's not really a secret
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>these two teams don’t like each other
No shit
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Wasn't keith jones a talking head for a while on one of the networks? He looks familiar.
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>>153829569
this >>153829641
also picrel
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>>153829799
Like the network youre watching right now??
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>>153829799
Wasn't great at the talking but had an absolutely massive head iirc
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>most dangerous draw in the City of Brotherly Love
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My canesies could assblast both the caps and flyers
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>danish commentators

Our streaming service is such a joke
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It's up?
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based whistle anarchist
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reffies always against my habbies
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>>153829843
My Flames too
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>>153827272
>habs getting destroyed from refpuck again
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>>153829824
i dunno. maybe. that's why i asked.
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they added 1 second to the clock and said it's good enough lmao
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kek wilson just WALLED some raped bitch
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a slapper from ullmark
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>craps
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>>153830029
typical habs fan mentality
>When we aren't gifted championships it's rigged against us
>My parents are cousins
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Is Laine dead or what
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you guys told me zegras was ass and shit.
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>>153830088
who cares
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>>153830088
I thought he was supposed to be back by now
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>>153830093
no i said he missed his boyfriend and i was right
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>>153830088
Kicked off the team
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>>153830097
>>153830088
he pulled this same shit in loserpig, sat in his room and wouldn't come out until they traded him.
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>to cool for school
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>>153830200
too cooked to book
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>>153830184
I think they are either keeping him out until right before the playoffs and he will get a few games in before they start, or they tried to trade him, didnt find any takers, they arent re-signing him so they are letting him sit out the rest of the season so he can be healthy heading in to UFA
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>>153830216
>the injury report says "abdominal strain"
>Laine needs to poop
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on LTIR for gas pains
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Bruuuuuhhhh what the heck
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Bruuuuuuuhhhh what the heck again
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>severe abdominal contractions and compression
You don't want to fuck around with a fecal impaction, you could blow an O-ring, and not the good kind you get from Burger King
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TEXIER BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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the woman brain is undefeated
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YOU BLEW IT!
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texier > veleno > bolduc
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et le buuuut, texier!
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Is tom wilson still being a salty little bitch about getting the silver? Bro seems upset.
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>>153830308
Looks like one of Shaynas abominations
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i'm on LTIR for crohn's and an unpleasant demeanor
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneE_JJBmLw
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>scorefull draw in You Know Where
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I'm on LTIR for falling out of my mobility scooter on a burrito delivery
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>toyota BAIZÉ
everytime
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frog type goal
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Tom Wilson is a brainlet
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>>153830087
it's the typical oilers fan mentality too
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>>153830376
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>>153830368
that should've been a major for high-sticking, too
snes got lucky
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some buttery beats in kanata
got the shoulders movin a bit desu
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>>153830376
this was debunked
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>>153830391
what's the context of this anyways?
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Ottawa Mighty Senators of Kanata
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>>153830451
Playoff Shenanigans
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Why no suspension, gary?
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mwaaaah the french
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>>153830387
take darnell nurse's bbc out ya bussy playa, you have no idea what the oilers have dealt with
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>>153830461
>mighty
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>>153830470
nurse has a micro peen this has already been proven
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>>153830464
no wonder avs players are leaving that team in droves. fuckin' psychopath.
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>>153830470
5 cups, the two greatest players of the modern era, and 496 first overall picks?
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>>153830479
you lie. he's 6'4, 215lbs, he's big everywhere.
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you can tell that wayne is tired of being on that panel.
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>>153830513
except he has a brain the size of a walnut
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>>153830529
but its free money for boozing
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>>153830391
>>153830376
Actually the biggest brainlet is the american anon who uses that image of Tom Wilson to taunt canadians about the olympics
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>>153830087
>When we aren't gifted championships
No one here was alive during a habs championship you goof
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>>153830589
I was 9
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wrong. it's actually the tkachuk bloodline that is cursed with brainletism.
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>>153830589
>>153830600
I was 13
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>>153830589
>1993 was 133 years ago
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>>153830606
fuck u nigga
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>>153830606
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>>153830614
But ya werent a puck fan back then
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>>153830589
>>153830600
>>153830614
i was 8
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>>153830610
Kek based Phil
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>>153830606
If you're so smart why are you poorer than him? Checkmate commie
>thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>153830637
based dean
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Sabres should sign Giroux and go win the cup
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>>153830637
simple assault should not be a crime
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>>153830637
uncalled for. dean is a faggot.
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>>153830637
Blundel is going to be found dead two weeks after the event being chewed up by his cats with his pants down at his ankles with youtube videos of Asian girl asmrs playing
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is a grade 9 in the us the same as a grade 9 in english canada?
like how old are you in grade 9?
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>>153830652
He had fun
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>>153830589
I was 2
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just got home from having a few with the boys. time to have a few more and play diablo bros :)
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>>153830685
i was 14 when the year started
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Lmao yikes
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>>153830687
is that the medal they gave to second place?
oof
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>>153830652
>made up tournament
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>>153830631
are you ok chuckie?
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>>153830637
>>153830682
He's such a faggot. Always has been. One of those people who got pushed put of the entertainment industry and knew his legacy was going to be "dean blundell is a fucking prick" so now he larps super hard as a social justice lefty and use that as an excuse to continue being a prick. Fuck him.
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>>153830696
Based which one?
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>>153830610
>28 hot dogs
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>>153830716
i despise him
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>>153830637
Isn't it common for athletes to not go far in school? I figured they would spend all their time training, especially if they are a prospect.
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>>153830724
Made up tournament is more important than any Sens game over the last 8 years
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>>153830733
he's was the canadian opie
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my flysies :)
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>>153830769
He's always been a faggot
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>AMADEUS AMADEUS
kino song
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>>153830752
only for the most talented
average talent get onto the college/university route
still dumb af but a little less
its not like they are studying hard
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Dr. Zauis Dr. Zauis
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>rock me, Amadeus
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buddy was FLYING down the ladder
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>>153830731
I think Zach Kassian is a dipshit, but man watching Tkatchuk getting his lunch fed to him is satisfying
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>>153830752
bedsy graduated highschool a year after covid doing online classes
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>>153830743
You know what's good about twenty 8-hot-dogs?
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Lmao what is this kek. Is lefty his new grift? Seems based to me.
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>>153830797
>>153830785
was it the original german one? i like the production on it better than the english mix
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>>153830637
Would he say this about a black player?
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>>153830810
shock jock loser
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>>153830735
4 today. new season launch. i've been playing the new d2 warlock too which is fun
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> Can I play the piano anymore?
>WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN!!
> Well, I couldn't before

I had to stop watching The Simpsons after Phil died, it just hurt too much
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>>153830817
rock me amadeus by faclo
i remember it from the simpsons too, tho
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>>153830724
just because the philippines doesnt have enough players to form a roster you gotta be salty
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>>153830696
Hell ya bro
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>>153830840
Yes, Falco is German. There's a German version, and an English version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUaSZXedM9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1TX7guCx8o
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kill refs
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>>153830895
O&A did a bit on that btw.
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>craps
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>>153830920
let me guess, it was an anthony bit and had to do with planet of the apes
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these games are pretty shit, huh
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>>153830890
nice try retard. pakistan will own your league soon. lower your tone
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>>153830829
Is 4 good? I thought 3 wasn't great, not gritty like 1 and 2
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>>153830974
That one chick has movez
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>>153830938
actually it was the italian cruise ship, had to look back into it, but it was only a portion of that anyways. typical erock moment.
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>>153830974
bad ass, Inshalah
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>>153831002
Kwab
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>>153830974
why are they not beheading her or throwing stones at her face?
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>>153830920
christ, im so happy we have online music streaming on phones with wide coverage. don't have to listen to trash radio personalities to have music that's not out of the dentist's waiting room
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>153830987
4 is gritty but plays like an evolved 3 desu. i think it's really fun for a couple weeks each season and then your character is fleshed out and it gets boring so ya stop playing until the next one. it does keep getting better and better as time goes on tho
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
IVAN DEMIVOV
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these reffies hate Hutson
also DEMIDOV BUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>153831012
It's Pakistan not Minnesota
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>>153831019
You got phone scammed by Todd Pettengill and it's had lasting effects on you. I can tell.
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>>153830974
based 1G
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DEMIGOD
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>>153831036
tftp
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>>153831036
Kek got em
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WAVE
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>naither game will end in "Over Time" tonight

Booo, Gary... Booo
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>13g36a
oh hell naw mane lmfao these montreal niggas be hyping this lil ziglet up like he be some big time scorer or some shit
muhfuckas saying he be winning the calder or some shit with them numbers
bruh no wonder they don't say he points, daaaamn son they be hiding him
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>>153831093
it's the Habs why would you think it can't go to OT
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Tkachuk needs to score a goal
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id give a point to brottawa cuz its a point against boston
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youtube randomly recommended me the PWHL and the arena has more people than I expected is there just nothing to do in seattle?
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>>153831161
Not since they shut down that "city" the built in the middle of the city.
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lol Wilson having an absolute melty
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HABS WIN
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Calder Memorial Trophy is a meme

>yes, give me a starting line up of
>Jeff Skinner - Elias Pettersson - Matty Beniers
>Barret Jackman - Tyler Myers
>Steve Mason
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>>153831192
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>>153830999
>the italian cruise ship

second worst captain ever?
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Fowler a fucking GOD
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FOWLER
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My Kangz just can’t ever finish
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Monty would have let any of those in
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>>153831213
time to bring Monty back
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Fowler is fucking legendary
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The future in goaltending looks Floridian to me. Who else is a rising upcoming goaltender? Cossa? Augustine? Ravensberger?
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>>153831192
kek cucknadia sure had a salty olympics, between wilson and that curling faggot.
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>>153831265
MSL will do just that
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>>153831285
Russians still own the goal. Alexei Medvedev is the next Vasilevskiy.
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Not a Habs fan, but name a more fun, young team than the Canadiens.
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>>153831317
We're in the era of American goaltending now.
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>extra hockey in Milwaukee
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>>153831349
Ducks
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>>153831382
Fair.
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Lmao
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>>153831288
fuck off oscar
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>>153831401
Why dont they add a bottom part to the helmets
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Kek I love when kids like fowler are in interviews because they look like a deer in the headlights

Getting prime Price day vibes from this guy.
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I missed the Avies game last night. Where is our winning streak? Is it safe? Is it alright?
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>>153831421
>why don't they just remove their peripheral vision in a game about controlling a small object on the ground
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>>153831421
They have them in college. Its just nobody likes them because they block their vision.
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BUSINESS IDEA

Holographic Virtual Puck, nothing to injure the players, officials, or fans
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>>153831452
It seems.... in your anger.... you killed Ingram in a rush to the net
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>most dangerous lady pcuk draw
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>>153831537
It's a condemnation, is what it is, never mind the public humiliation
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>>153831537
Always feel bad for jarvis in this clip. he just wants to look at his medal, but knowns mackbitch will yell at him in the locker room if he does.
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>>153831599
He's coaching hockey now? Did Colorado University approve of this?
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jarvis is a fucking faggot how about that. bitch nigga was a diversity hire through and through.
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piper shaw looking fine tonight, lads
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>>153831634
Also why is he Mexican??
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>>153831651
He reminds me of deep roy's character in eastbound and down
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>>153831643
the krakens didnt play tonight
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>>153831692
they're called nic roys now
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>Games are over
So what the hell are we suppose to do now?
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>>153831746
Would've been another loss for them if they had.
HOW DID THEY LOSE TO THE PREDS...
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alpha, easy, whisky, and lady league are all on right now
>go to on hockey to find out more
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It’s up
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>>153832000
wish i could see that finnish woman's tits that point outwardly
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>dirty dozen in Tucson, AZ
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>>153831942
I'm playing Rise of Tomb Raider and then some Injustice 2 then some WWE vault
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>NEW: Reports now indicate multiple senior Trump officials have quietly moved into fortified Military housing near Washington, D.C.

sounds like flames vs capitals soon
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>>153827307
He could do better, but she's just his beard anyway.
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>>153832192
For me, it's RE4 remake
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>>153832273
Have fun bro
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Habbies wonnered:)
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it's up
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>>153832347
whoops
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>>153832275
Thank u mayne
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>>153832356
Link it
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>Elliotte Friedman: Re Mammoth/Robert Thomas rumours: I haven't seen Dmitry Simashev much, I had a lot of people tell me that if they were Utah they'd be weary of trading him, and I think that's one of the things that factored into not making that deal - 32 Thoughts (3/7)
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Place your bets
>Tkachuk
>Matthews
>Nylander
>Schieffle
>Morrissey
>Pettersson
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Yous don't know hoc like I know hoc
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>ctrl f, 'buffalo', 'sabres'
>1 result

The majestic irrelevance of that team
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>>153827538
>Life ends at 41
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>>153832829
/hoc/ literally doesn't talk anyone because the boogeyman posters take up the real estate
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Doan/Kesselring for Peterka was the worst trade this offseason
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>>153832805
whoever it is was asking to make sure they wouldn't have to live on stink peninsula
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>>153832863
Long Island is better than living in Canada
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>>153832870
You know if you are ACTUALLY crashing out because IRyS used ChatGPT (something that, i dunno, a LOT of people toy around with), then you are no different than those antis who freaked out because Koyori did the play ball call at the WBC for Japan. Lunacy I tell you
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>>153831537
When did this rebrand of Mackinnon of ''le fiercest competitor ever'' start?

Dude was irrelevant for a decade, was third in scoring during the Cup run, has made it out of the second round once, and has never been a captain. Great player but you'd think he was Messier the way guys talk about him
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>>153832891
he's become an asshole after 2019. I don't know what happened to him, but his demeanor has become horrendous.
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>>153827538
zillennialbros... we're getting old...
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>>153832901
>getting
>there are still millennials out there who think they're young
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>>153832916
when I look at guys my age I think "damn he looks old"
I think I might actually be in denial
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>>153832916
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>>153833100
Terrible example. That's clearly a 17 year old pretending to be a 36 year old who looks 17
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>>153833100
you forgot to post his sporty youthful little kick
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>>153832347
What's the point of this? A fraud team is just a team with high points and low diff. It's not that complicated
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Mandatory /hoc/ dick check in progress. Please act natural.
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>>153833100
>>153833155
Can you guys stop posting kids? It's weird and creepy.
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never get faggots in every general thread who must repost the same shit pics/webms in every thread
is it just desperate need to be seen?
every single general has this same type retarded faggot and usually gets zero (you)'s
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>>153833289
>stop posting kids
>in the mackonnor thread
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Why do all you retarded faggots want a second team in Toronto? The Ottawa Senators have been around for 34 years and they still have to play away games at home vs the Canadiens and the Maple Leafs.

A second Toronto team would be playing away games at home vs those two teams for the next 500 years.
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give abbostford a team so shannon gets his smile back call it abbotsoft barons or something
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>>153833345
Heh, atleast I've never posted this one before
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back to work tomorrow. grim
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Check 'em
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>>153833504
I'm seriously upset that I didn't strike dubs here
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>>153833533
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Ottawa Congressmen
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>>153833345
shut up pussy. hoc is the only genny in this gay ass board.
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slopdown was cancelled
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Posion Ivy turned out to be pretty fun. Levelled her all the way up instead of doing the St patricks day event. Tomorrow I will do the St pattys event with some of the characters I've already leveled up.
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>>153833704
based, i'm glad you had fun
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>>153833713
Hope you had fun today too bro
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>>153833713
>>153833727
You 2 fugged again didn't you?
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nhl26 gave darnell nurse an 89 overall zased
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When's the last time youse guys went to watch an hockey game in person?
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>>153833744
Some day some how some way
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>>153833759
2017
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>>153833759
never went. i don't ever wanna meet my heroes.
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>>153833759
Idk my sister used to work at a law firm and her boss gave her laffs tickets one time and she gave them to me for my birthday. It was weird though like the guy had 2 seats next to each other and then 1 seat in the row in front. That was so long ago i dont even remember what year.
>>
last nhl game was in late 2022 but i go to the local junior games a couple times a year
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>>153833751
>X-factor abilities
EA Sports is cancer
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>>153833874
in NHL 2002 on Xbox when you got a breakaway the camera would do a full 360 turn matrix bullet cam style
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>>153833751
what do they give ep40
and bedard, celebrini, and also what do they give mcdavid
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>>153834006
https://www.ea.com/games/nhl/ratings
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>>153834017
jej
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>>153834006
Rogaine
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>>153834035
are you allowed to fight the girls yet?
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have you won a game in the last 35 days
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>>153834035
Cool it chud
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>>153834090
you're right, she is better than all of these men
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>>153834035
Yeah I'm never touching this pile of crap
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>>153834096
why is tkachuk a 93 overall? what has he done outside being a passenger?
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>>153834101
look chud, Marie is just as good as all these guys and you are an incel if you think otherwise
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>>153834035
where's the lie
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also, both macklin and bedard are rated at 88 for some godforsaken reason
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>>153834096
>not even a ppg player
These women's leagues always pick some ugly bitch to be their mascot
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>>153834143
>20 pim
she's more of a goon anyways
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>>153834142
they want people chasing them in HUT
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should go to bed soon
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>>153834126
Is Schaefer still rated at like 82?
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>>153834168
Hunter Schaefer has been figured out
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>>153834168
he ain't rated apparently
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>>153834168
in fact these are the only Isles players rated for some reason
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>>153834191
grim
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too much calories in that skinner dinner i tell ya
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>>153834329
he shoulda called it the "skinnier dinnier" instead
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tell seth jarvis i wanna fight him to the death
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>>153834176
He is. He was originally an 80 but upgraded to an 84 in late November.
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>>153834476
well EA is tarded afterall
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>>153834476
I'd say a fair rating would be 90
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>>153834732
>>153834732
>>153834732



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