Vallejos fight week
Howdy, partner!
need a cute wmma fighters smelly poop hole to jerk it to
>>153831480I thought the UFC dropped WMMA?
Emmett has already downloaded Vallejos after going 5 rounds with Ilia, I predict a brutal heem within the first 30 seconds
Vallejos will heem
>>153831454>>153831545no one gives a shit about this guy why have you fixated on him
Vallejos gonna smoke Emmett then get a guy like Jean Silva or Yair next and get destroyed
Arman Tsarukyan vs. Muhammad MokaevJean Silva vs. Bryce MitchellEdson Barboza vs. Shara Magomedovhttps://www.streameast24.com/live/mma/match/hype-brazil-arman-tsarukyan-vs-muhammad-mokaev/69b1ef6f2ac64fe4438854e2
>>153831566He’s fun to watch UFC needs more guys like vallejos
>>153831569>or Yairahahahahahaahahahaha
>>153831566It's fun to scout a future top 3 contender during his humble beginnings
>>153831581Giga took round 1 off vallejos. Giga was winning the entire fight before the spinning heem. Yair would unironically piece up vallejos right now
>>153831593Pico-esque statement.
>>153831600Pico was fed an undefeated gatekeeper, emmett got flatlined by who tf is that guy
>>153831569>jean silvahe already fought silva lol you guys post here but dont even watch fights
>>153831667and Silva boxed his bleedin' head off
>>153831667Yeah realised there is a lot of cazzies here last week when some started crying about Oliveira a lifetime BJJ guy grappling his opponent for 5 rounds as if he was ever a striker
I watch fights, that's how I know guys like Kody Steele and Aaron freakin' Pico are future champs.
>>153831738brutal forearm punches surprised choi survived
There's men, there's fighters and than there's studs.
>>153831738i said charles would win because max has never fought an elite grappler and got mocked lol. this general is low iq but lower fight iq
>>153831765you got mocked because you're a whiny fucking bitch
>>153831784Oh no anon how much did you lose on Max?
SUPERMAJORITY
bryce just subbed silva
Bryce vs Jean rematch is happening NOW
CHIRS CUTRIS FIGHT WEEK
>>153831841Wish i had saved that post That faggot was insufferable
>>153831454>w-woweee finally a new fighter! WAHOOO YIPPIEEE!!Gotta be talf for a nufag on heem.com . Kek... you get all excited and invested only to see them get exposed as an overrated bum losing to gatekeepers.
>>153831475So was Dricus
heeminder whittaker defended half of khamzats takedowns and managed to get up
>>153831908Emmett has a punchers chance. He does nothing better than Vallejos.
>>153831980punches harder
>>153831992Remember you posted this when Vallejos knocks Emmett out cold
>>153831992Lol Emmett has one KO in the last 6.5 years and it was because Bryce stepped into a massive overhand. Emmett’s power is more overrated than Gaethje’s
Heeminderjeet; my peins is thick
me vs spammy
God I can't wait for you fuckers to eat crow on this. Emmett is for real
Josh Emmett and it's not even close
josh emmett is a broke ass reddit bitch
>>153832046he could get clipped and still have the superior ko power
Zalal sama please mercy I surrender
>>153831959Wow he mustve won
>>153832046and here's >>153832046 Vallejos failing to KO a guy that steps straight into an overhand right
Saw Josh Emmett sucking dicks in the Oilve Garden bathroom
>>153832141OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BRUTAL SELF HEEM
I miss pride
mokaevxisters...
mokaev heemed
I like this vallejos guy the UFC needs more vallejos but in the meantime I need vallejos to get heemed the fuck out in round 1 so it will raise zalbeast stocks
I'm not afraid I'm not afraid
more like pride flag lmao faggot
>no Jones>No McGregor Dana must owe casinos billions for his gambling addiction
>>153832267pic related is where your post belongs
OHHHHH HE'S RATTLED
Oh are yuo guys watching UFc? No?? Tehn shit the fuck up
>>153832279>2 washed up bumsyou forgot to add Ronda, cazzy
I think that Philip Lins is actually going to win.
>>153832309hopefully whoever this broke ass reddit bum is he was cut after this fight
>two Mexicans are fighting in the main event of the white house card
topuria will get zleemed
>>153832382uhh bappa....
two mexicans to open the cardtwo mexicans to close the cardperfectly balanced
two homosexuals will main event ufc fight night: op's house:)
Ilia isn't mexican stop saying he's mexican
> Georgia (/ˈdʒɔːrdʒə/ JOR-jə) is a state in the Southeastern, South Atlantic, and Deep South regions of the United States. It borders Tennessee to the northwest, North Carolina and South Carolina to the northeast, the Atlantic Ocean to the east, Florida to the south, and Alabama to the west.
Noche UFC 250 white house
Ronda at the White House? could the plumbing contain those taco bell squirts?
donald is no fool. he will know daner cheaped out on his birthday present and will not be happy.
What are the chances that Daner throws Arman on the WH card as a reward for this choke-heem to crotchsniffer Mokaev
>>153832520Mokaev bros.....
>>153832520no chance, such as what you got
>>153832520>WH card>reward
Oh my fithgting style Dana? Think Gerg Hardy meets Magneto
>>153832673what? oh hahaha I get it
All armans aura was lost the second he crashed out to a fucking YouTuber I legit thought the guy he was wrestling was a gold medal Olympic mountain muzzie only to find out it's the take me down for $1000 guy lmaooooooo
>Valentina is selling picture of her titties on onlyfans This is huge if true.
Masvidal said Chimaev won't even take the Strickland fight because it's such a bad matchup, and if they did fight he'd put 100 bands on Strickland winning.
Why Adesanya vs Pereira 3 never happened?https://youtube.com/shorts/ObTc5yOmnik?si=tGsXwzHnJSsY9kU8
>>153832867Chimaev won’t take the Strickland fight because he never fights again
strickbeast is stuffing takedowns and throwin turbo jabs, better believe it
Crazy how I am the last one standing of the true non cazzie fan base might start a MMA channel called heemdog and that's just of the top of my head but I'm 150 IQ so easily a banger name, thoughts?
just changed my channel name to heemdog
>>153833030
im making a mma documentary under the pseudonym werner heemdog
time to get stoned and fall asleep
aguirre, the wrath of heemdog
heres the thing. with bitcoin technology and stuff, cant you just crownsource fight promotion? cut out the middle meng and have the fans pay the fighters directly to fight
>>153833127heard of kc pal
>>153833127they do that in muay thai via bets. you don't even need special technology. it works like twitch donos, you can tip the corner you bet on to sort of incentivize them to fight harder. it's called an injection and they show it on a screen during the fight so the corners can see it. relatively new thing they're doing in the trad circuits. this sort of injection betting has been done for decades in person in the stadiums but they finally added it to an app so you can do it digitally now
Last op came out in the public eyeBroski put 'em in the sunI just bagged a half a brick by eyeNow I'm just twiddling my thumbsJakes try question me about a headshot broI was sitting in the sunI was fuckin' his baby mum, in the living room, with his son (yeah)
>>153833127and the reason you can't have it in the west is because the Jewish overlords that own your media would not ever consider relinquishing the power of monetary control they hold over the industry (or any industry). a crowd-funded fight org would not be platformed anywhere assuming you could even establish one to begin with (you couldn't, it'd always be bought out by a Jewish overlord the moment it caught traction anyways)
Jefferson was 100% right about Hamilton
>>153832520>the only remotely interesting thing about you is your 5000-0 record >throw it all away to grapple a guy 40 lbs heavier than you in Bumfuck, Brazil
>>153833185Crazy that this dude made Jon Jones retire in fear like a bitch
>>153833198let's not act like anybody gives a fuck about grappling. we can't just start pretending it's real fighting just because you don't like the guy who lost. well, you can but it makes you a dumb gay little dickeater sissyboy
also being emotionally invested enough to suspend the logic in a 125 lb midget losing a grappling match with a 50 lb weight deficit is pathetic. plenty of things to make fun of mokaev for that are actually sensical without acting like a woman in heat
shut up bitch
>>153833219Usually I wouldn't care that much about grappling but if one guys whole selling point is being a winner and then there is a clip out there of him getting choked unconscious in a sanctioned bout it kinda weakens that selling point.
>>153833233bitch guy thinks he can talk shit,
>>153833248thoughts on shavkhat?
Marwan Rahiki fight week
>>153833331Kinda shit but he gets the job done
>>153833228>I gonna choke out arman and ufc will be forced to sign m-ACK!!!!!Poor Pookaev...
fade away inside leg kick
:O
>>153833228muslims lost, tranny
buhbuhbuh
>>153833228>125lb >midgetHe and Arman are the same height. The density difference was way less than you would expect. Mokaev looks like a featherweight when he trained with Petr Yan a few years ago. I doubt he could make flyweight anymore
Hype was a night of draws, beautiful work champs!
Mokaev may have gotten choked out like a bitch, but DON'T you DARE make fun of him for it
mokaev? more like chokeaev amirite?
>he wants how much? nah call up gane and gaethje
Gane will rock your world for only a handle of fifa coins
Grandgane got run over by a reindeer
she is not pregnant thank you chatri
gane's bones are hollow like a bird
>>153833943you're thinking of tommy aspinall
>box is 10 and 1 half days of age...
>>153833928He's gonna heem.
This might be the single worst stretch of events I've ever seen. The next, like, four are complete and utter dogshit. It can't get much worse than this.
New Hooker files drop. I'm thinking based.
>>153834039boxchads go outsideheemcucks sit on 4chan all day
>>153834193We've crunched the numbers over at the Tavistock Institute and can confirm many are saying this
>>153834167dear oh dear
just got off the phone with dana white and he said he'll be making aljo fight youssef zalal
>boxchads go outside>heemcucks sit on 4chan all day
>>153834264Why doesn't Musumeci do this?
>>153834193if it wasn't for heem i would likely be dead
>>153834167>nah its fuck up>disgusted with myself to be honestsaid the dishonest man. back to fetlife hooka
>>153834282cuz he is built like a weak lesbian
>>153834303that's fairly ripped for a muffdiver 'beit
>>153834292he's pathetic and the wmma is letting him get out and he's not taking the exit in and out the 'gon hooker has no concept of forward planning, defense or self preservation
>>153834303He'd heem Pissilla Cachoeira
>>153834290
Why is Michael Chandler teaching fbi agents? Americans servicemen are at serious risk of getting bloodied by a dogshit fighter from Liverpool
>>153834319jumping right back in the 'ol hooka way
>>153834333they have guns they'll pepper any scouser fat or aki before there's a clear and present danger
>>153834167Got discussed and logged off, me
>>153834350are hooket is very based and the less screenshots i see the better tbch
O. M. G, the cream. Look at da cream on dat! Scuse me can I get a spewn!? Excuse me I need a spewn! I need a spewn wit da cream.
mewn
>>153834368Gross thumb
Da mewn is on da plain low level. Have a look at da mewn folks queck! It's loike I'm lookin at da Sphuur… It's actually goin' up. Down dere it's at me eye level, and it's huge and it's goin' up
>>153834393monitori
>shutting down the white house card from mexico
>>153834393You rang?
>>153834309be afraid
haven't heemed my meng in like 4 months hopelessly addicted to gypsy wmma
>>153834431
who asked
>>153834451your crush
>>153834454carmelita from sly cooper?
fun piece of heem trivia the word minge is actually a romani word originally how exciting>>153834461i prefer mikaela the svedu police from the tv but you do you b
>>153834481Wow, beautiful Mongolian woman
You get too high and eat snacks on the sofa. Rogan gets too high and is forced to stare his repressed homosexuality in the face all whilst on camera. Levels.
>>153834487germanic, she is a swedish
>>153834461eyy shout out to sly cooper which one was your favorite? I like 2
Gina V Ronda is like danas two crazy exs linking up. Never underestimate their power
>>153834520donatello is the only correct choice
>>1538345202 is the comfier one you know
>>153833785The real reason they don't want to stack the card or pay jones it is because it's also broadcasting on normal free TV CBS, and the 80 thousand "arena" is just going to be screens set up at the ellipsis park grounds and that's going to be free for people to walk up and watch. So not even ticket sales. Plus international fight week is in the same month and if its too stacked, then there will be nothing for that card.Plus Jones said he wants it to be a retirement fight, so no title and the fight doesnt lead to anything if he wins. They just threw 15 mil down the drain at an event that's already a money pit and he doesnt even agree to fight Tom after at a normal event that could make money.
>>153834625i bet you like rafael
"international fight week" isn't a real thing
finna cryfinna scream
>>153834668every week is fight week in stanmore maccas carpark
>>153834167>he's just like me
>>153834417Extreme weight cut plus photoshop help.
Dan Gooner
>>153834668its a very real thing, im afraid
gane vs pereira is in the works
>>153834819Yeah says who?
>>153834625yeah
>>153834823i'm in a group chat with curtis blaydes
fiziev will rise from the ashes
chimpzat can actually finish sean in the 1st
>>153834885does sean have a jaw injury from 20 years ago that we don't know about or something
does dricus look better or worse if khamzat subs sean immediately?
>>153834906khamzat was too afraid to even attempt a sub on dricus, make of that what you will
>>153834167Sneed moment.
>>153834806if it was photoshopped they would have made his baby hands look bigger. they're out of proportion even on his manlet body. there are 4'8 asian girls who would hand mog this guy
>its UPThe Making of a Superstar: Gable Steveson... An Uncrowned Film...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2MzsqZelE
>>153834963I don't mean photoshop warping his muscles to look bigger, but using it to extract and enhance detail, and shopping the lighting highlights and shadows to make him look freakish. When he really looks just like a normal fighter at weigh ins.
Imagine the UFC dies and every fighter goes to Rizin instead so we get to see [your favorite heemer goes here] delivering nasty soccer kicks, grounded knees and stomps.
>>153834974blk bros you really gotta keep the sides and back of yo hayeads trimmed so you dont get this bozo the clown look
Sean Strickland has the most underrated grappling game in the sport
The most underrated part of Sean Strickland's game is his grappling
People forget man but Sean Strickland is an elite grappler
Biggest what ifs in the sport.
Sean Strickland is hard to take down and impossible to keep down as per his training partners
Sean Strickland is secretly an elite grappler
>>153835115the standing stoppage with 30 seconds to go still maybe the most disgusting thing herb has ever done
Sean Strickland started out as a grappler
People don't realise that Sean Strickland's grappling is elite
>>153835115Wrong Era. Dude would be over in PRIDE.
Sean Strickland's takedown defence is elite
People don't know this but Sean Strickland outgrapples elite level grapplers in training
>>153835102>>153835108>>153835113>>153835120>>153835125>>153835130>>153835132>>153835136>>153835143Alright man we get it
>>153835115They should've given that nigga at least one non-short notice fight at 125
>>153835147We need to set the tone for future discussion of "UFC 328: Chimaev vs Strickland"
Most people assume Sean Strickland is just a striker
>>153835102>>153835108>>153835113>>153835120>>153835125>>153835130>>153835132>>153835136>>153835143One thing's for sure, we're gonna find out on a saturday night.
i'm so bored
Johnny Eblen has been quoted
They're brothers now
/box/ has a ppm rate of less than 0,03 at the moment
Sean Strickland might be the most underrated grappler in the division, as per Michael Bipsig
>>153835189bisping has a wife i would like to have sex with
Joe Rogan has stated that Sean Strickland might be the most underrated grappler of all time
>>153835192And what will you gain from such frivolous profligacy?
Robin Black has revealed that Sean Strickland is dating a man.
>>153835199an orgasm would be my goal
>>153834895Yeah...
>>153835178Judeo-Christian
>>153835210surly you dont mean...
>>153835202La petite mort, an end that even a child could procure for himself, and you need another man's wife for this? No,
I think this is a really great matchup, Sean Strickland has super underrat-- and he's down
UFC is so dead theres nothing to even talk about
>>153835219you make a valid point a very valid point indeed
>>153835235we are having a proper conversation with sweetden about strickland and his grappling skills
>>153835235What will become of heem?
>ITS UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgEqckvZmCY>BO NICKAL JOINS THE P4P PODCAST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgEqckvZmCY>ITS UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgEqckvZmCY>BO NICKAL JOINS THE P4P PODCAST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgEqckvZmCY
The UFC needs soccer kicks and grounded knees.
>>153835253see >>153835181
Great to run into Finland and Sweden, must do it again soon
>>153835235Piggy gonna cry?
>>153835253
>>153835264my pleasure brother hh
>>153835226The satisfaction you crave when you covet Michael Bipis' wife goes beyond the moment of orgasm. You start to wonder what it might be, an amalgamation of the need for validation from a certain archetype of woman, a yearning for some aspect of beauty in this ugly world that is ruled by the devil. Maybe you want to deface the object of reverence, rub your excretions in her face to humiliate her, it could come from a place of malice, you want to defile the tantilising grapes and make them sour. We dont know what your motive is
>>153835273Dude are you ok
>>153835273probably anima if we're keeping things a krunar fifty
>>153835275No>>153835276Yeah
>>153835273talmbout reaching for those grapes?
>>153835275if you ever disrespect sweden in my presence again i will make death threats i cannot fulfill you understand me pal
>>153835192Leave her the fuck alone
>>153835309calm down bisping, dj swedey b already talked me out of it
>>153835273One of Michael Bisping's sons looks like a carbon copy of Gaethje, you know what this means right? Bisping cheated on his wife with Garth
Reminder that Bisping bodied that Rockcockhold freak
shut up
Bisping bodied becky whilst Ellie flew to Bulgaria sadly
>>153835256It's crazy how much aura Bo loses when he doesn't have his White Boy Summer trim
>>153835387mad ting
>>153835409
Threadly reminder that Vallejos is Argentinean and therefore black.
Nobody knows who Vallejos is. Poofc has zero stars.
>>153835438Hormunculus Bo
you just know emmett catches volk in round 1
>>153835509KYS
>>153835509Luke Thomas just posted a similar sentiment online
>>153835509
>>153835533luke thomas does not post he publishes
>>153835539A vociferous statement
>>15383554649x
>>153835546damn I bet her big brown butthole goes xrazy
>>153835509>Counting or not counting sex with my dad?
>>153835556Kek
One blade cuts into the wood and then the knicker comes around and cuts a clean circle
>>153835680this is a blue board
>>153835438It's jus alkahawl
>>153835692Man shut yo bitchass up
I've been in a coma and just found out by the dan hooker being a batty boy allegations. I can only his mistress talking about it but not the actual evidence. Does anyone have the evidence? Is it legit?
Poor poor Pigslam....xher bacon safe got cracked by a giant BBC hammer and now xhe can't fight anymore
>>153835718see >>153834167
>>153835734Why didn't he just deny this when it came out. I thought she had pics of him snuggled up to a guy in bed not just him admitting to wanking off to gay porn and the like. What a retard. Well he admitted so certified POOFTER. Kiwi sisters I don't feel so good.P.s. that slag should be heemed into a living death
Steven Asplund fight week
>>153835731MANY are saying this.
I live in tribeca, we dont do that
Toyo Clitties
ariel helwani
Nina Drama JOI
Nah, fuck that!
gina's caranos
Nimrod
Ranked UFC WW D-Rod might be dead, in jail, both or caught up in some cartel war and MMA Media be like "None of our business. You do you, chief."
streamsmemesheems
>>153835273Hoenstly? Respect
>>153836086props for knwoing what Respect is
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
When I was faster I was always behind
Is there anyone in the WW top 15 who could beat prime GSP?
>>153836252Yeah, most of them
>>153836252Usman easily
>>153836219Why are you posting Josh Emmet being incapable of cutting off the ring and getting continually hit with counters over and over while being completely ineffectual
>>153836252Of coarse not dont be dumb
Ilia Topuria turned down fighting Islam Makhachev, per Ilia's manager Malki Kawahttps://x.com/home_of_fight/status/2032103139701088599?s=46&t=oyzVK51hqUzwEDH5F1cX9Q
>>153836252Sean Brady
Islam Makhachev?Arman Tsarukyan?No Hermano give me 37 year old Justin Gaethje
>>153836297Jewish daddy Helwani already confirmed it was Pigslam who pulled out because xhe got her oinkhole smashed by a BBC and is still recovering sadly https://youtu.be/Pxqs8c6xAqI
Keep an eye out for a hot new Oceanic prospect called ChillGuyAKL
Who cares what the guy actually negotiating with the UFC said Ariel Helwani has the real facts not the guy who's in charge of picking fights for Ilia
Severe mental illness general
>>153836325BEASTpuria is fighting on the white house card meanwhile Piggyslam has no opponent or a fight date.This alone confirms you're brown and mutilated i fear.....
1-0 Spammy I'm afraid
Yeah so we were never talking with Jones and Islam is injured
>>153836252Islam and Prime Usman might outpoint him. And The Doctor Uros Medic would obviously amputate GSP's ass.
>>153836067It's not a career, it's an opportunity
>>153835546JIRI NO!
>>153836109Not much man just got back from the grocery store. I like to imagine that I carry my groceries home for "ambient exercise" like Louis Theroux but really I can't afford a car and I suffer from severe mental illness. I think I may have a latent form of down syndrome
Why isn't Ilia Topuria fighting, Benoit Saint-Denis is he scared or something?
harry hardwick fightweek
>>153836252It's kinda funny when prime GSP was around, these guys were probably playing with their boogers in school
>>153836500This is how i look on the bog after tanking a jalfrezi and chips
>>153836500what can we do collectively as a nation to stop our fighters getting put in the baby chair
>>153836461Thats ok man as long as you are able to find happiness in yuor day to day acitivites then its worth it. You have alwyss seemed like an really cool guy hear and yuo know we repsect you.
>>153836612Im tryinf to have an real converstation here man
>>153836612I don't what to think about that
>>153836612Blood diamond definitely got his bussy bruck up
Tiny white penis crackers
>>153836373Uros tapped 2 times to random bums
>>153836656You rang?
>>153836697I wouldn't consider Orolbai or Jalin Turner to be random.
>>153836697>he lost oncesoulless box poofter mentality
Is Donchenko legit? He looked good against Morono, but that dude's a turbocan.
>>153836742>>153836749Those losses matter when you say that uros can discombulate prime GSP
Why do my comments not get posted do you tiny penis crackers have soft censors?
>>153836753Honestly mate? Who gives a fuck?
So this is the injury Islam was talking about
>>153836791me
Is he the equivalent of Tsar Nicholas II Romanov of the ufc?
Clitia "India" Topiglet: I am not going to fight Islam and I will retire instead of fighting Arman.
>>153836821How so b
ilia topuria just revealed on snapchat that he's 100% pakistani
>>153836791I feel the same way about your life
>>153836845Kek Makhachev lives rent free inside his head
>>153831480
>>153836787I was taking the piss. Medic is based as a part of the Real One Club (Never went to a decision), but I actually don't believe that he would beat Prime GSP.
Your Jamawls, your Dricus, your JDMs…
Fuck Ilia Topuria. I hope that arrogant rat gets irreparably heemed. If not by Justin, then by life itself.
94 days until Gane fights.
I don't have a Dricus :(
>>153836854>average in battle>heemed by ethnically ambiguous individual>hated by many, seen as a loser despite being semi-competent and a likeable guy>their defeat is seen as a symbolic event, allowing the evil horde to overtake their domains
>>153836886>the prime GSP in question
>>153836896He needs a twin , dricus has no twin brother
>>153836896>allowing the evil horde to overtake their domainsBolsheviks were the good guys though
>>153836821>>153836896Does that mean Morne is Rasputin in this headcanon?
ilia "the legend of pakistan" topuria! be sure to turn up the volume on this one!
QoSlam is black owned i fearfully say
>>153836896>semi-competent>likeableholy shit malaka stop posting
>>153836940But he was… le orthodox or something
>>153836252Colby.
>Georges Saint Derrière
the champion of each ufc weight class should be determined through voting
>>153837059Why are you talking to yourself in the mirror?
>>153837059Turn your monitor on.
>>153837059doo looks like melvin guillard if he had down syndrome
>>153836968heem is a southpawl general b
Sometimes I wake up crying in the night with memories of what Imamov did to izzy
https://streamable.com/rvnt99
Che imbroglio sePer innamorarmi basta un'ora?Che fretta c'eraMaledetta primavera?Che fretta c'eraSe fa male solo a me?
islam is running out of easy layup opponents, which means his career is approaching the end.
>>153837216The Izzy comeback will be glorious, he is locked in ready to unleash the anime comeback of the ages
>trust me bro, we will host a UFC event at the White House with the president and all presidential staff attending and various mind broke celebrities politicians whilst there is an active war going, and no it is not dangerous to have all of these people in the same place at the same time
Whenever I saw those videos of fighters training and they were so sweat soaked it looked they'd jumped out of a pool I thought it was bullshit. Like they'd just dumped a bucket of water over their head to look like they were working that hard. I've been going to a Muay Thai class for a couple weeks now and I completely understand, what the fuck is happening why am I sweating so hard?
>>153831454OP, as usual, is a faggot. Everyone posting in this thread is a homosexual. Imagine watching two men grope each other. MMA is the gayest nigger loving bullshit you could watch aside from gay nigger porn.
My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
>>153837405>Everyone posting in this thread is a homosexual.Self heem
>>153837421(you) just got the gay
>>153837411get your sticky paws off me sport
pssst guys, I have caught a wind of credible sources claiming that Dan Hooker might be gay, but don't go around telling people about it ok?
>>153837482Danny Gay had a side chick??
dan hooker likes to suck on plump juicy cocks no homo (source: georgia the poor one)
StrickGAWDS, how we feelin today?
back to you pisslam
>>153837598Uh oh, I'm afraid his doesn't fit spammy's narrative I fear...
>>153837598OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHES HURT
>>153837636Who won this fight?
>>153837598I'm a retard and don't understand who lost the story here
>>153837707the fans
it takes 2 frames only to break the zutt for next 3 hours
LUKE THOMAS IS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/live/5VZUv8pLUKs
>>153837751islam was actually decent before this flushed him
>>153837738Herbert is Balkan?
>>153837758
>>153837777the youtube commenter doth protest too much methinks
Zuffa Jelqing
Can't wait to see Bergdaddy rape this retarded piggy to death
people rightfully laugh at chandler and aspinall but askren snuck in the back to silently cement kwabotdecade by making peace with meng
>>153837816Still Asspainall, im afraid.
Kwabotd? That'll be me I'm afraid.
>>153837825if him supporting jon was genuine and not just contract negotiation from eddie hearn i would disagree however you make an compelling point
The story has changed 3 different times now
>>153837816Let's be real no one is as big of a bitch as Jon Jones, running away from a guy with one eye.
>>153837814This.
>>153837838Try to keep up.
India "Clitia" "Raped Brown Faggot" Topiglet.
>>153837842
>>153837751If Adriano Martins does this to him, what would Topuria do?
luke is discussing less mma rn than even heem.org
>>153837598KWAB WHAT A COWARDLY DUCK
>>153837899turn your monitor on
>>153837897UH OH STINKYYYYYYYY
with all due respect to islam and everything he's done for the sport, he was never good and he sucks at mma
>>153837920He could rape you.
>>153837924>please be Black!Piggoy moment.
>>153837897Based Islam coming from a Hitman mission while Ilia thinks he's Prince
>>153837977Can you please stop friend simulating with your chocolate daddies and discuss MMA you sad pathetic lonely fucking loser?
>>153837977Quiet.Quiet, piggy!!!
>>153837924turn your monitor on
>>153838020turn your monitor off
Have you tried turning your monitor off then back on again?
Not even 5 whites in the P4P rankings. Pathetic.
where does emmett vs vallejos fit into all this
>>153838071#1 p4p is literally Caucasian
>>153838059>>indian showcasing his love of black peopleTurn on your mother's monitor.
>>153838092His mom is his husband.
>>153838102Quit crying.
I enjoy seeing an old fighter school an arrogant young rookie in the style of what Volk did to Lopes twice
what do you mean? you just can't argue against me when it comes to p4p rankings and race and are instead failing to banter back with me, most likely due to your low IQ
>>153838118We said stop crying.
>>153838150MMA?
Why can't you just be normal
>>153838136I feel like Lopes didn't respect Volk's fight IQ and just tried to fish for a counter especially in 2nd fight where Volk grappled more and more
Consult your Black Daddies saar!!!
Euurrgh, urrrrgh, fack, uuurrgh
Nah
>>153838195Yeah you shitten nigguh
You don't "respect fight IQ"You either get outsmarted or you don't
>>153838190Consult your Black Daddies saaaaaaaaar!!!
It's lonely at the top
Real ones don't need fight IQ
shouldn't men and women be able to fight if it's the same weightclass?
The Connor Benn situation will be the unbecoming of the ufc. Box will ultimately win
You seethe about saying and realizing the Black Daddies saaaaaar!!!
Quote from Dana's IG story 19 mins ago>We are going to drop the next 9 events later today, stay tuned
Why, why can't you just be normal
https://youtu.be/_AIGgPbnXQM
Why does this Canadian flag chink keeps talking about sexy black daddies?
>>153838230Literally who?
You can't run forever, son
UFC is BOOOOORING!!
>>153838247Poor poor yellow piggy's boiminge is extra moist from thinkin' 'bout a BLACK DADDY...
Who do you think Epstain's boy was
>>153838246What do you guys think of this list. I say it's pretty accurate
"black daddy" poster has completely mind broken this guy lmao
>>1538382429? i can't even count that high. this doesn't seem like a good idea.
>"They told me that it was the Jon Jones who had brought up Gog and Magog in a conversation with Dana on events surrounding UFC Freedom 250. Jones had explained that he saw Gog and Magog at work, and that biblical prophecies were being fulfilled."
>>153838274Natan Levy probably
>>153838322Lmfao!
>>153838288Why is he randomly dropping 9 and how dogshit are they going to be?
>>153838347Everyone who makes fun of you is the same person?
where are they
new>>153838385>>153838385>>153838385
>>153838372The funny part is you actually have the least idea what's going on here out of everyone.
>There are a total of zero Iranian ufc fighters. No wonder they lost the war. Weak people! Not warriors like AMERICA.
>>153834655This, But still a retardedly underwhelming card, Bo Nickal, Kyle fucking Dauckus, everytime Dana hypes a one and done card it ends up being so shit, the Sphere had unranked cans, and above average entertaining fights, Dana is just retarded at throwing on good fights, and UFC 300 would've ok had they not thrown Jiri on the Pre-Lims,But not just that there's probably gonna be like 2k snipers and so much security detail and cops everywhere,
does dana even matchmake anymore
