4 goals(2 penalties) in his last 17 games.What's his fucking problem?
>>153834121kwahhb (kek what a horn harvested bitch)
Stacked team babby. City aren't as good as they used to be so now you're seeing how much of a luxury buy Haaland was.
Noseless ogre vs earless mono Who wins?
>>153834121He has salmonella from drinking raw milk
Pep added more black people, some aren't very good at sharing the ball
Mufated by a Mexican larping as a German.
the bald fraud ruined him
he never passed the eye test
he was raped
>>153834121Lack of a nose apparently
>>153834121imagine being so racist you get your nose removed to stop smelling vini
>>153835155Unironically this lmao
>>153835155lmao that retarded mufated the EPL teams this week and recently the Blue Jays on MLB, biggest pecho frio
>>153834121super buu ass nigga frfr
Strikers who cant create their own goals CAN NEVER be GOAT.
Wtf happened to him, he was a beast in that first Citeh season
He is saving himself for the world cup
>>153835155>by a Mexican larping as a German.I need a loredump, why does he do that? Why Germany specifically?
Should have went to Bayern.
gene dopingpeaked at 36+ km/h in decembergene doping stophe's barely hitting 33 now top speed
>>153834121win more player. He´s good when you are already good
>>153835810whats different about gene dopig here, and i explaiend this in da otha thredd is thatthat shit be replacing what your body be doin, nah mean? like... normal dopin be like.. workin wit what ur body already be doin, nah'mean? this shit is a wipe, bro its a fuckin wipe outall that raw2 milk shit, that fuckin blue eyeglassees, the fuckin... nose breathing..it just took on a very sinister sort of very like... just a dirty sheen or like.. just leaves a bad tastse, man. like these niggas are evil, bro.but its over. guy's not recoering. gvardiol is not recovering. what' werel actually talkin about ehre is THE biggest dopi sgcandal in all of sports history if you really considedr the monetary value of all he palyers and clubs involved. it's truly staggering. but it will never be reported, except by right here, by yours trully, niga d ballz, on 4 cahnsstay humbel; be grateful, lil nigs. uve bbeen blessd
>>153835898cos niga, what ur really talking about istheir fukcine cells, forgot how to produce enrrgy on their own. that's basically what we're talki about.you dont just recover from that, niga. they literally dont have the YEARS it would take to get back to the level of ap rofessional soccer player. they'r eessentially...palying year 10 in their careers on a year 1 body, you understand?? shit is staggering bro. staggeringthis is the most blatant "getting caught" without officially being caught. this is fucking comical
>>153835898>>153835914
>>153835745>why does he do that?Because he's an attention whore. Years ago he'd flood the board with Messi-Cristiano threads but since they're semi-retired and no one cares anymore, he switched to /pol/ bait.
>>153835928yeah man, exactlywhats up us of a bro?? ive been on a deep dive man, fuckin intensive depe learning on some shit over here, takin a fuckin breka today finally , wanted to say hello to all my niggas, u know?
>>153835950>>153835928i saved a fuckin cat, last tuesday brocouldnt even tell u all about it. saved a fuckin cat's life, breal talk
>>153834121Carried by Patson Daka in Salzburg.
>>153835984So true Twainovic
>>153834121critical lack of Kevin De Bruyne
>croat schizo and chikaner in the same thread
>>153837068Twainović as wellWe just need the OG Twain to come and the exodia shall finally be assembled
>>153836921>PL wins>hehe you learn your place>PL loses>hehe you speak english hereyour gimmick is old and tired schizo boy
>>153836921>webro you aren't unitedstatesian
>>153836921new greatest ally just dropped
>>153835377this but unironically, haaland has been converted into a glorified icardi by bondiola
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