Get in here for some comfy golf brehs
>morikawa wd (sore pussy)
>>153835326KEK my degenerate gambler friend was running his mouth this week saying Morikawa was a "lock for a top 5 finish" and it's free money KWAB
>>153835356you clutch pearls like a post menopausal woman
Do u guys think you could hit in on the 17th green?
>>153835920+22 ez
Morikawa is like 40% owned in dfs this week. Chalkiest pick ever. And of course he wds after one hole lmao.
>>153835920Yes, but it would be like a 7 iron for me.
>>153835975why did he withdraw?
>>153835975Welcome to the world of golf match fixing
>>153836046Back issues
>>153835920I’d really hope I can hit a 78’x81’ size green from 137 yards away
Scottie is already washed, at least he had a decent career.
Uhhh...Scottie bros?
Does it just rain every day in Florida?
>>153836369In the morning, yeah
Did the golf channel guy just call him Max Homo?
Lotta bad juju on 17 rn
>>153836262not a real major so he's sandbagging
Speef bros... it's go time
Just tuned in.Have there been any memes so far?
>Saheeth Thegala>Akshay Batia>Rory McIlroy
snory
>>153837144They should just merge it with the unrespected bastard of the group the PGA Championship to be the 4th major.Or at least tell them that's the case so they jump through all the hoops to make it official, and then pull the rug out from under them by bringing back the real best event the Dell Match Play and making IT the 4th major
Rory is all over the place
>>153837918His back hurts ok?
Sawgrass is a bit of a meme course desu lads.
streams links?
hiya lads. when's tiger kicking off?
lmao pros chunking it into the water at 17
>>153838766It's the best humiliation ritual in golf.
lowry...
Sawgrass is such a kino course
>>153837144Sawgrass is more of a major than the bullshit PGA most years
>>153835356Whenever your stupid friend says >free money, bet the opposite I am not a good sports bettor but have been profitable the last year fading my retarded friends when they’re positive about an outcome
Did Roger just say this will pucker whatever you got to pucker lol
had the chance to play sawgrass when i was in the states a few years back, turned it down just 'cause i was playing shit golf at the timewould have cost me like $1000 for the day but the money wasn't the main reason i said nowish i'd played, big regret.
>>153839825That’s a lot of money. I paid that to play Whistling Straits and played like complete shit. Could have taken a trip to Cancun.
Who tf is this ugly ass Indian dude?
>>153839825I am a 13 handcap, so I am obviously just an average golfer. My boss took me and another dude there a few years ago and bought us rooms and we played a round. I enjoyed the food and room more. It is a brutal fucking course. I almost never get frustrated playing golf, that course frustrated me. I shot a 96 and felt like I was lucky to do that. I probably would not play it again but it is a beautiful venue.
>>153839825I find it’s more fun to go to the tournament and just walk the grounds.
>>153839886We should've banned all pajeets from golf
wtf is up with our “stars” lately?
Everyone talks about 17 but for me it's 18. Just a fantastic finishing hole.
>>15384080916 is also a mf. It’s a great stretch.
>>153839914>I find it’s more fun to go to the tournament and just walk the grounds.I find it’s more fun to go to the tournament and fuck your mom in every hole.
>>153840962I believe you’re looking for /nfl/
I enjoy watching golf but I dont know what to say about it to you guys
>>153841054Just say bababooey before every player's tee shotAlso during Hideki's putts
>>153841054Post your clubs
>>153841215>iron coversfag
>>1538412150/10 club coversI can’t tell what any of the clubs are except that callaway xr
>>153841254>>153841261POST YOUR CLUBS
>>153841054Same here. I just start started watching and I find it relaxing, but not sure how to contribute to the conversation besides “that guy missed the hole”
It's been a year since this Keith Mitchell bunker shot, and I still have no idea how the fuck he did this. The shot seemingly defies the laws of physics. I remember watching it on PGA Live and being completely awestruck, but very little attention was paid to it. What the actual hell is this? IIRC Keith said this was the best shot he ever hit.
>>153841707I mean I get that thai spinners are meant to grab, but this was from a downhill bunker lie, through the first cut and over a mound, and then downhill once it got on the green. That mound should have taken a ton of spin off this shot. It's like it glided over it or some wizard shit.
>>153841215based sun mountain enjoyer
>>153841707Cashmere Keith is a slightly better than average pro and he has this shot in the bag. The talent in pro golf is absurd. Massive gap between them and really good amateurs.
Very impressed with the up-and-comer Smotherman. No real weakness in his game, but not quite ready for the bright lights just yet. Reminds me of a younger Fleetwood. Just kinda does everything well.
>>153841930I also think Bridgeman has staying power because of how well he putts. Wouldn't be surprised to see him contend at the US Open or PGA.
>>153841930>up-and-comerle 30 year old zoomer
I'm choosing to believe that Ryan Fox would have won if he didn't have to pull out.
>>153841979He's new on tour and has 10+ years of prime golf ahead of him. Late bloomer sure, but his game is well rounded af.
>>153841997Broadcast mentioned he wd'd due to illness and it turns out the guy literally had to have emergency surgery for kidney stones. Fuckin brutal.
>>153842003I wasnt really hating, I just think it's funny golfers will pop up out of seemingly nowhere and most fans probably assume they're young but they've been grinding mini tours for a decade and their already in their 30s. That kind of thing isnt possible in most sports because if you're not in a pro organization out of college the scouts have already crossed you off their board.
>>15384226030 is the new 20 my guy
>>153842260I get what you mean, but golfers don't typically pop up and show up near the top of important scoring stats like he has. 7th strokes gained tee to green and 3rd on approach. The people who show up on these charts are winners. His only weakness is inexperience. He's not just flashing on leaderboards, he's showing up on big time events with major-esque setups. And for my Fleetwood comp, Tommy didn't win till he was like 34 so Austin has a few years.
>>153842316>>153842353fair enough, again I was shitposting more than actually hating
>>153841930His short game is bad. He's a great ball striker, but saying he has a well rounded game is not true. He's lost strokes putting in every event besides the Cognizant.
>>153841215Callaway ParadymCobra F8 3wTitleist T100 3 ironTitleist 620cb 4-PwSM8 52-56-60Newport 2
Ready for day 2 my fellow jam boys? Who are we cheering?
>>153846206scottie
>>153846206always Hovland, but he rarely lasts long enough to cheer for on Sunday
>>153846206Cheering for the course to play much tougher today
Friday tees
>>153846581*pinsIt's early
Not a major
>>153846604why are there no black golf balls? is the game doing enough to change that? golf balls lack representation
>>153846604>Jaime DEIaz
>Speef's 12th Players>11 years since Rickie's win
Hideki rocking the pink checkered shirt with the brown sweater and white pants
We're gonna see an ace at 13 today
Going to be windy today. High scores incoming.
>>153847051Looks dead out there
>>153846604>there are no black golfers in the players championship1 year without tiger woods and everyone loses their minds
>>153847594need more golf courses in urban areas
>>153847771>getting accosted by youths on the 2nd green of the compton country club
Speef bros... I'm thinkin' we're back
>>153847830Update... no longer back
>>153847871
Holy Speefkino
xander's back huh
Is this the comfiest tourney next to the Masters?
>>153835326>moriKWABa
Xander is back
SPEEFICIDE
Speef trying to finish off this 66
rory can't catch a break
>>153848109Holy shit, qrd?
>>153848714It's fake, retard
>>153848851How dumb are you
>>153848714They tried to serve fried chicken and collared greens
Scheffler driving it like me lmao
>>153848714Was taken moments after this picture.
BROOKSIE SURGE
sweden yes?
>>153849302-7 through 9, preddy gud
>>153849107this is ai, the 2016 masters never happened. stop spreading disinfo
Scootiebros, what's happening with /ourguy/? He seems off this season
>>153849690maybe he's having an off season
Some great golf being played this afternoon bros
Kerka durka inka durk!
I don't think I'm ready for a world where Scottie Scheffler sucks at golf
>>153849904It’s hard to do roadwork when you sleep in silk pajamas.
Aberg ending on -13. calling it now
I hope Brooks Koepka steps in dogshit
Why do none of the players have a jam boy? Aren't the bugs bothering them?
>>153850137you made that call a bit early brosef
>Warhammer commercial on SkysportsHeckin' based
might play golf tomorrow
yips era scottie :(
>>153850479youtube golf inc
>>153850309Incoming eagle on 18
jesus christ Scheffler
When did scandis get so good at goff?
bruh...
The Charlie Hull of golf
>>153850566Long-term exposure to Anglo culture does this to a people.
>inb4 Sheffler getting cut
>>153850566there are some good ones, but it's not like any of them are raking in victories
>>153850583maybe the wake up call he needs
>>153850566aberg and hovland seem to run out of gas more often than not
What is that thing above the A in Aberg's name
>>153850613It’s a butthole
>>153850622I thought that's what it was.
>>153850613He’s sponsored by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in Los Angeles
>>153850613Å innit
>>153850613o-face
Fuck this Neo-Liberal TPC Sawgrass stadium golf shit. Every tournament should be played at Chad Trad Winged Foot or Shinnecock Hills
>>153850613A simple O isn't cool enough, so they use Å (pronounced as O)
It’s not a coincidence that Scottie’s fall happened as soon as Brooks got back on your. This is a man so despicable even the Uruq Bani Ma’arid couldn’t contain him
Pathetic queers pining for Shiney Cock lmao
>>153850566We started sending the talented ones to american colleges
Why do people keep hitting their balls in the water? Are they stupid?
>>153850711Going from Sweden to Lubbock, Texas had to be a pretty big culture clash lol
>imagine leaving a put short
What are you guys doing for St Paddy’s tomorrow?
>>153851056Getting shit faced, but not because of St Patricks's day
>>153851056getting family photos done at jc penney
Scottie's win this week will be talked about for decades to come.
Aberg is dialed but he hasn't been able to put multiple good rounds together for a while. Xander rounding into form is the chalk pick, but if I'm picking a close chaser it's Cam Young. My long-ish shots are Russel Henley and Brian Harmon. Both are big money players and big money putters. Really like Russy to go low tomorrow and get into one of the final two groups.
>>153852258Not happening. This isn't like previous tournaments where he just turns it on. Something about his new driver broke him. You could watch 5 straight tournaments and never see Scottie miss right with a drive. It was always left or down the fairway. Changed equip and he's slicing shit miles to the right. Bad juju here, tho I wouldn't be surprised if he scraps out a top 15. No chance at winning tho. Zero.
Best thing about the Players are that dudes tee off at like 7am and the final group finishes at 7pm. All day golf. Shorter day tomorrow with cut, but still, this is the best tournament to watch that isn't a major every year. The two non-majors behind it happened to precede this tournament too. Coginzant (weak field but KINO course w/bear trap) and Bay Hill. The Florida swing as we head to the Masters is so much better than the fag coast swing out west.
Played a round this morning and now I'm ready to watch the pros and SEETH hard at how they make it look so easy, yet I can't seem to git gud.Aberg at -16 at the end of this round.
Guys are off in about 30 mins
https://x.com/i/status/2032506898570780722
>>153859872oof
>>153859872He's just like me!
What a shot by Berger
Chat, is Scootie cooked?
>>153860418if digits than yes
What in the absolute hell
>>153860596kek, that explains why they where running a recap of yesterday even though the first 5 flights already teed off.
That pin at 3 is diabolical
>>153860666>Satan trips checkedToday's pins. We get the hole in one pin on 17.
>>153860673Why is 11 the only one with 2 angles of green depth?
>rory
>>153860972Masters champion by the way
Here comes Scottie!
Max Homa's first two rounds have been insane
Anyone played gamble sands before?I’m going to be in Spokane this summer and I’ll have a free day. I’m wondering if it’d be worth the couple hour drive out there to playSeems like one of those golf resorts people dont talk about much
Jesus Christ Scottie
scottie c'mon man
>>153861830What in the hell just happened there? That wasn't even in the same universe as being close lmao
>>153861841Something is off in his swing. He never misses this badly
My pick is Henly
I'm starting to see why both Ryder Cup teams had to be carried by the LIV players.
>McIlsoy
My god someone tell this female announcer to shut the fuck up
SCOTTIE 2 HOTTIE
>>153862311She’s so squaky.
>>153862589TURN IT UP!
I like whoever this new color guy is. He knows his shit and has a genuine enthusiasm.
canadian legend sudarshan yellamaraju
Big Tone just casually uncorking a 370 yard bomb
>>153863085And then chunking his pitching wedge lol
>>153860596As soon as Brooks comes back. It’s not a coincidence
Rickie Fowler is kind of like the male equivalent of Emma Raducanu if you really think about it
Brooks Koepka is the golf equivalent of Idi Amin or Papa Doc Duvalier.
Xander Schauffele was given his name by his godfather, George Lucas.
Åberg Thorbjornsen, of Bridgeman, Young, and Schauffele
TPC Sawgrass is not aesthetic. None of these "stadium" courses are. They feel contrived compared to the classic US Open or Open Championship venues.
Hovland having one of them rounds again, god fucking dammit
I’d be mad at stadium courses too if I was also too poor to attend any of the events that require them.
Harman lurking
Wtf is going on with xander? That's like 3 shanks today
>>153868126Honestly seems like he's throwing it this back nine
brutal ending for cam young
>>153861540Never played Gambling Sands but Circling Raven south of Coeur D'Alene is a great course if you're in the area
>>153871129I’ve got that on the list along with the coeur d’alene resort
>>153871191Palouse Ridge in Pullman is another fun course 90 minutes south of Spokane. It's WSU's course
>>153866134Stadium golf is peak America.>How can we sell more tickets and squeeze more money out of people
>>153866134we just had a us opens at the "classic" oakmont and lacc so i wouldnt go that far
you think oberg can get it done?
>>153879491he's been fairly consistent, so i reckon he should be able to, but golf is golf
man, the early morning golf over there looks majestic
Sunday at The Players. Let's do this.
I’m so hungover bros pls help
He holed that like it was Charlie's neck
>>153866134Sawgrass is aesthetic as fuck you dumb donkey.
>>153880953in the same way that a gold-plated toilet is
>>153881029>implying you wouldn't install a gold-plated toilet if you had fuck-you-money
there are some ugly courses but sawgrass ain’t one of them
Let’s golf bros
Scottie finna tie the course record and post -14
>>153881194Kai do THIS
is this really the end of the rory and scottie era
Gator!
>>153882383Scottie will be fine. Rory’s washed.
Brooksie heater today?
>
Just get the feeling that one of those chasers goes out and shoots a 63 or something. Seems to always happen her.
Scheffler bros...
How do I get a dummy thicc golf mommy gf bros
>Hovland saying he has no idea where his drives are gonna goit's weird how in and out of form golfers are from year to year, wonder how much of it is equipment changing and how much is body changing
Who is winning the big golf game today?
>>153884122Xander the mander
scandi takeover
>>153884122Hovland finally gonna scramble his way to victory
>>153884656i wish it to be true, but he's said in interviews he has no idea where his drives are going, he's struggling off the tee still
>>153884678just do what dechambeau did in singapore and hit long irons off the tees
3 is such a kino hole
LUDVIG NO
melty
>>153884697that motherfucker is gonna end the day on -12 at best, he's scrambling his ass off, but i doubt he can make a proper push
fellas, y'all making that chip off the wood?
Literally just now realized Thorbjornsen is an American.
>>153885041half Norwegian, if he wins we'll claim him!
Hovland gonna lose his 2 shots gained from that lucky eagle already, so sick of watching this story play out
hovland megamelty
>>153885054
>>153885101been like this all tournament, he's fucking random off the tee, but he has like 4 or 5 chip ins and insane scrambling, but it's not a recipe for winning
>>153885054If he's circumcised do you still claim him?
>>153885279would be hypocritical if i didn't since i'm also circumcised
It's over for bjorn
Has anyone fallen into the water? They stand so close to the edge I get nervous.
>>153885443yes many times
it's right there for fitzy, bobbymac, or cam young after the late oberg fizzle out
>>153885451Show me
Total meltdown lmao
M E L T Y
This is hard to watch
AIIIIIYYEEEEE
JUST LIKE US
>sudarshan yellamaraju solo 4th>he's CanadianWho the fuck is this guy
>”Canadian” is a street shitter invader
For me it’s the YABBA DABBA DO yeller
>wake up>Speef not leadingI’m going back to bed
Think about it:If Hovland birdies every hole from here on out, he’ll win the tournament
>>153886042seems very likely
>>153883122Literally me every green.
Dead thread, nobody wants to waste their Sunday watching these literal who's
Is TPC Sawgrass a meme course?
>>153886382> leaderboard is basically all people on ryder cup teamsthe leaderboard is fine. the less muh scottie muh rory muh tiger dickriders, the better.
>>153886382Everyone’s hungover
>>153886441Nah
it's happening
What is the Swedish word for "spaghetti"?
it's åver
>>153886617ÅbergI majored in Swedish and Diversity Studies in Stockholm. Trust me.
>(((nbc))) starts shilling another brownoid down our throats like he’s the next Tiger.>he falls apart as they are sucking his dick on live TVKek. Glad when their DEI bullshit falls through
OH NOOOOO
LIGHT THE CANDLE
>>153886713why are you so preoccupied with race when watching golf?
>top .01% Indian athlete genetics at 24 yo>still has classic Indian physique with bitch tits, a gut, child like frameIs there anything on earth more revolting than jeets
now that aberg is collapsing, lets go young
ÅBERGSISTERS???
>>153886713He’s quintessentially Canadian
fitzy young playoff incoming
>Ackberg
>plugged in the fairwayDon't think I've ever seen that lol.
>>153886815No one wants to live around brown people
>>153886815I’m not. They are. That’s the problem. Guess we all know what cooor your skin is though.
>>153886859Are you even watching the same broadcast? They never talked about his race.
>>153886850Nah. I'm just tired of racists trying to insert this shit into everything. Just let me watch sports
>>153886886They’ve talked about India a thousand times
>>153886713They just gave a quick backgrounder on a guy most people haven't heard of. What's the big deal? Like others have said, they didn't even mention his race.
>>153886896So go to reddit, you raped faggot. You can suck his dick over there.
>>153886913>like others have saidIt’s all you, you assmad faggot. Who are you trying to impress? No one likes this dei bullshit they shill every. fucking. weekend.
oberger
>trying to be an internet tough guy on chinese cartoon forumISHYGDDTS
>>153886935it seems like you are the one mad at brown people for existing
>>153886971right? This isn’t a place to express your love of brownoids. We’re trying to watch White people play golf.
>>153887011Yeah? So? u mad, brownoid?
racists need to get the fuck off my imageboard and go back to /r/TheDonald
>>153886935Calm down, you pathetic woman.
>>153887038Nah, you do.
>>153887045>neener neener w-woman!Kek. Concession accepted
>>153887056OK dude congrats on your victory.
Another PLAYERS Championship winner for the White race. Network executives are in shambles.
Why are the Euros trying to take out or patriotic Florida seabirds?
Had to go get some food. What happen to aberg?
>>153887176kerplunk!
Xander the mander!
Young will never win any big tournaments. He simply can’t putt, especially under pressure.
Masters can’t start any sooner. Fucking morons yelling shit every tee shot.
>>153887298BABABOOEY
>>153887298Lame ass nigga
Americhads... I'm not wanting a britbong to win our ship
>>153886815Why are the networks so preoccupied with race when airing sports? Retard.
>>153887364>wahhh i wanna yell shit at a golf tournament so I can tell my friends at middle school about it!
Why don’t they just not hit it into the sand
>>153887461That’s like asking them to stop plunking it into the water
Kis is so good in the booth
>>153887424/golf/ is a hothead-free community mkay?
xander lurking
>>153887510I was just thinking that
>>153887527He’s done thoughbeit
>>153887515This isn’t reddit, queer. No matter how bad you want it to be.
Haha time to check in on how my boy Åberg is doing toda-
>>153887563i was expecting Hovland to have a soft round, didn't know Åberg had the anti-clutch gene as well
Imagine the nerves these guys are feeling on this tee
BETTER THAN MOST
Kino
USA USA USA
ONIONS
Another great shot by the American!!!Cameron Young!
>he’s still boiling
This tournament is better than a lot of majors
>>153887606me to myself when I sink an 8 foot putt at my local public course
CLUTCH
>>153887646Easily
>>153887545No, he’s browsing the ‘Chan in the clubhouse right now
>>153887275(You)
>>153887646MastersOpenPlayers———-Everything else
No water ball pls
>>153887693who in their right mind would think the players is better than us open
PIPED
>>153887703Moi
375 yard drive with yard drive with tournament on the line
>>153887717CANT JAM THE CAM
kinda feel bad for fotzpatrick at these things, hes not a chode like monty jr. got the treatment at the us open, ryder cup, and now here.let the man wear sketchers and braces in peace
>>153887703Ragebaiters.The real ranking is:MastersOpen Championship—————U.S. OpenPlayersRyder Cup————Genesis InvitationalAP InvitationalRBC Heritage————Scottish Open (for you europoors)PGA ChampionshipPhoenix Open————(All Else)
>fatt shitzfatprick
The balls on this nigga
gg fitz. fucked it
inb4 Aberg aces 17 and albatrosses 18 to force a 3-man playoff
>>153887686(You)
KWAB
OH NONONONONONONNONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153887838Apologize
Eurotards completely, utterly, perpetually, persistently, eternally BTFO
Atheists BTFO
>>153887944Matt Walsh looking mf
>>153887944lmao twitter is so fucking gay
just saw the resultswhat the fuck happened to aberg
Aberg is now officially the most overrated player
is cam young a cool guy or is he one of those maga retards?i wanna know if i'm supposed to be happy or sad about this result
>>153888743i dont known or care about politics but he's extremely uptight, not very pleasant, and has a permanent scowl on his face
>>153888784ok thanks, sounds like a bit of a dicki'll choose to be somewhat annoyed that he won
>I hate brown people so much I'm going to post them every time I post and constantly bring them up in places that aren't talking about them!>remember I dislike this thing I'm perpetually propagating!You subhumans need to be put to death, you're more annoying and disruptive than the people you're complaining about.>>153887693I like the Ryder Cup for the bants.>>153888784>he's extremely uptight, not very pleasant, and has a permanent scowl on his faceGolf can do that to you if you're not careful.
>>153888743>basing choices on politicsSpoken like a true chud.
Players Championship on the line... Honors on 18 so you can dictate how Fitz plays the hole, and then piping a 375 yard bomb down the fairway is bad ass. Probably the baddest ass thing I've seen in golf since Scottie's chip in against Bobby Mac. Fitz was cooked as soon as he saw that Cam drive.
>>153888743Everyone on tour is friends with him. He's pretty quiet and is a big family and faith guy who is with his wife and kids when he's not playing. Seems like a pretty cool guy.
>>153890082Yeah that was big ball shit
Hideki used to do it, as well as several other Asian golfers, but I don't understand the pause at the top of the swing that Cam Young has. It is obviously working well for him, but I was always taught tempo and if I tried to do that I'd probably shank it.
Did Xander ever talk about yesterday's round? I watched the back 9 live and it looked like he was throwing it for Vegas. This guy's been around a long time and he hit like the 4 worst shots of his career on that back nine. He almost whiffed on a routine chip and toed it sideways. What the hell was going on?
Just watched yesterday's recap. Fucking hell, that choke was so bad it almost feels like a betting fix
