>Lap:#8375>Countdown to :https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153833895>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:226 (225 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 25ANT: 18LEC: 15HAM: 12NOR: 10>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 43Ferrari: 27McLaren Mercedes: 10Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 8Haas Ferrari: 6>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 74.12LAW: 62.35COL: 57.65>News:The only free session, sometimes called free practice, in 4 hoursSprint qualification (yes) in 8 hoursIt's actually m*rcedes that wants Alpine (m*rcedes-b*nz owns only 33% of the devils team)Ferrari treats its customers well, unlike m*rcedesAmx jokes (..) that he switched his simulator for a Mario KartAmx, others, very much monitoring the situationAmx will be driving the Nürburgring 24 hours
night lads
AMBATUGIMI
gimi
>>153839965>>Countdown to :shoulda been something like>Countdown to THE 天安门广场残杀 OF F1:oh well
>>153840000you niw zilindirs are queers
>>153840000lust provoking digits
>>153840000heterosisters....
migu
>>153839982good night
>>153840014well we are named after part of the netherlands
>>153840101that's not whyit's your accentand that haka crap
>>153840094dont like it when the lap cheong stares back
>>153840094*kiss*
>>153840131aw bru thats not vurry noice
>chink vid with public infrastructureshan't watch
>>153840148it is whit it is
>>153840094>>153839982>>153840147are you women
ət əs whət ət əs
>>153840158*does a friendship haka at you*pukana BLEH
china nekst
>>153840054u look like that ?
>>153840139weird postare you drunk again jamaifren
alba larsen's race worn ferrari knickers
>>153840173>You can't park there, mateor the Chinese equivalent
enclosed cockpit next
>>153840176not at the moment, no
this weekend we are racing in shanghai, china
>>153840172ok let's tongue each other thenchrist
>>153840197Many such caseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIo823ONAY4
>>153839982I know Charlotte Sine punched a wall after seeing her ex Ferrari prodige Charles Leclerc get married lol
>>153840195well stop being weirdhave a last year's pandabear
lance was conveying
>ate an entire pizza award with tummy ache combat device
who Team Stroll in here
>>153840197that last sniff is why the video existsif he just quit while winning nobody would be the wiser and he's probably be out there sniffing butts to this day instead of serving 40 years in an undocumented chinese labor camp hidden from satellite images
Somehow mercedes returned
>>153840000both male btw
>>153840175yes, you jealous?
>>153840183你可以把车停在那里。
>>153840197>>153840247I saw a video where cunt entered a grocery store and punched a cucumber into her pussy. If there was any justice the world she got a life without parole.
>>153840247If you no longer go for a sniff that exists, you're no longer a sniffer
>>153839626>>153839663OK, let's see alba_1.webm
>>153840247>quit while winningHe wasn't winning at any point.
f1alba practice in 1 bong
>>153840402How do you know?
>>153840191won't be able to sniff driver bussy anymore when following
why him?
>>153840452YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLMY EMPIRE OF HURT
>>153840464What have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I know goes awayIn the end
which manufacturers will bail on f1 during the coming global financial crisis?
>>153840479which track is this
>>153840508Looks like the Hamilton straight to me.
sexo with sexophia
>>153840575what does she even do at this point?she selling?
>>153840660>post bikini selfies>gain simpfollowers>take their souls>show the team her popularity>small teams needs drivers with a large number of followers to sell merchandise and find sponsors
>>153840660she gets dubai'd in the mouth by her masters
it's a me, chuck
Lily is enthusiastic about CBT I fear
China next
>>153840660sexo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avgUtdNtUlk
>>153840821I feel the need, the need for divulging state secrets.
>>153840870>2017 was 15 years ago
also its weird edits never came back with the adoption of short form video
reminder that there are 11 rookies in f1academy this year
>>153841011Is there an F1 Academy for men? Why the sexism?
DUN DUN DUN woman edition
I went to a gas station and found this
>this + the rotating win>gives you just enough to rape the mercsdamn...rari aren't playing around..
women are drivingit's time to listen and learn
>chinese grand prix>background is smog
>legois the car made of legos?
>>153841088But muh EVs!
>>153841170>mfw having to listen to danica
So are these f3 cars?
>>153841193f4
>>153841224bras are unnecessary additional weight, drivers really should go without them.
>>153841070eat a burger dude
>>153841196>>153841224>>153841246redpill me on juggling
>>153841193if only
>>153841193f1 academy = women's f4
They should get rid of the formula 1 themed cars and just have every F1A team have its own sponsor liveryI like the lego car and the sephora car and the lipstick car from last year
>>153841262>women's f4except they modified the cars to make comparisons useless
>susie wolff cam is back (now sponsored by Teamviewer(tm))
I have decided to simp for Ella Stevens. Can she win?
>>153841320Palmowksi is the the favourite judging from last yearOut of the rookies it's hard to say
>>153841320I'll simp for Rachel RobertsonAlso jesus that Haas is 16
>>153841304better timing tower than f1
>>153841246looks like a female devries
dead bull (f1a edition)
Ferrari FP1 champions (f1a edition)
>>153840173unfathomably based reaction
I was wondering how a shitter like Larsen was at the top and they're two seconds off the pace of last year
>>153841415>>153841087Alba the poster girl
post aryans
>>153841460deeply racist overtones
>>153841460deeply anti-american
stopped pretending i give a shit and turned it off
>>153841415>0:28 Mathilda PaatzThat has to be a man in drag.An F3-reject maybe?
my caddies :(
>>153841460
>>153841524she's german so she has a square head. You should know this better than anyone, your mother and sisters must look exactly the same
>no bestgirl nobelsshan't care
>>153841524It's crossdressing Felipe Drugovich with the actual F1 Aston Martin car. Newey secretly snuck them into F1 Academy for additional testing time.
>>153841524
fake gimi
Kimi Antonelli and Susie Wolff and linked up! Need it or keep it?
>>153841570>Stroll gets dropped from a team his dad ownsgrim
Should I look for an F1 enjoying wife on /r9k/ or /soc/?
>>153840575auov uad auon acnurop ias iicinecu ertac iulunmod asiz
>>153841592Susie Wolff x Ayrton Senna
>pastrami>gehrkin>high butyric parm>nz chedd>yellow 'stard
>>153840147
Hammondbros...
observing the situation
>>153841728get this man a tailor, stat
>>153841728They should have had her on Slag den Raab
>>153841570sturdy lass
why is it so dead here
(((torque spike)))
>>153841728Is this his third or fourth attempt at an RTL late night show? Cancellation when?
is this the wrong thread?
>>153842067yeah
where is everyone?
>>153842078food induced blackout >>153841683you should try it sometime
>>153842018friday morning
>>153842152i think youll find its thursday night
do medshitters realize that they shit everything up or do they just go through life thinking there's some kind of big cosmic conspiracy going on against them
>>153842078I was out running. Gonna prepare some food before practice. Hold down the fort.
>>153842078No one care about this """"""""Sport"""""""" anymore
>>153842173You Just know
>>153842180that path does not need a barrier
dun dun dun (kpop remix)
>>153842078planning my trip to the las vegas grand prix of blowing money
ill just rest my eyes for a moment
>>153842261>that flagwe're not built like you... facing dangers every day..
>>153842308>mfw ive been on a path that size on the side of a mountain in mud on street tyres on a fucking cruiser
f1tv broadcast has started
new year same qt
race day yay>fp1>sprint qualsmeh...
max shouldve won
I want to fatten up Chadders
i will simply watch this on company time tomorrow >>153842401nyo
>>153842232one is married and the other is a fag
>>153842400he shidded
i bet antonelli is going to smash his car againhe's going to do it every practice for the entire season
>year of the horseis an horse a athlete
>>153842426Where do you even crash in China?
>>153842435
>>153842435A prancing horse yes
Ferrari is using the flip wing in this race
>>153842438trust the plan
>>153842470
dun dun dun
dun dun dun*bangs gong*
DUN DUN DUN
>>153842438on liveleak.com
dun dun dun (dolby atmos version)
mercedeswinslol
im awake and mildly miffed perhaps ill watch
kek did they do a zoomed in shot for Sainz during the opening compared to last week
>>153842523they got mad at them on twitter for not doing it
cool helmet for jorj
>>153842516ok, keep us posted
wanna make bernie collins squirt
>Macarena wing
poll: will ps3 make it on the track this weekend for an actual race
>macarena >mario kartis ferrari the reddit team now?
>>153842539shut up franco go drive
>>153842553mama mia
I will be watching the first (and only) free practice
>>153842553>now
zzzzzzzzzzz
>COLAPINTOAHAHAHA
>colashito
see this is what happens when you dont focus
>colawrongwaypinto
>>153842523I thought not being able to see his face was a feature, not a bug.
Colashitshow
kwabapinto
so this is what a "colapinto-and-go" penalty is
uh oh
colour printo
Man this new car so easily spun out
Colapointed the wrong way
are we still pretending like engine braking lockups are not driver error
LMAO
>>153842590i should have posted this
>shamilton offrofl
god I hope these cars end up killing somebody
Thats 2025 World Champion by the way
>sainz died for this
hamshit total nigger
Poois loves going off track in China
>recharge chimping out is going to be a feature of this seasonlmao
kwabmilton
>>153842592this was driver error, sr lewis? the engine braking
IS THIS THE MACARENA THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT???
>>153842620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M
>>153842620Kino looking shots desu
>>153842620Kino picture, thanks for posting.Here's chinese ferrari fans from last year kek
bye bye reddit wing
ham just needs more time
the absolute state of the end of the straight
>VSC during his hot lapLMAO
I like the broadcast much more without the commentators
MASI THIS IS SO DANGEROUS
f1tv commentary booth dood
>>153842664>runs out to grab it>sound diesa-are the jannies ok?
>>153842664im literally shaking rn i just cant
RED FLAG RED FLAG
>hadjarcalm down >>153842670couldnt intercept it
>AHHHHHHHHHHH ITS SO DANGEROUS>NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE RISK OF A DRY TRACK WITH NO ADVERSE WEATHER NO BLIND CORNERS AND THE BEST DRIVERS IN THE WORLD ITS BASICALLY A 50/50 LIFE AND DEATHtotal crofty death
that hadjar chassis slap
i killed jacques and palmer, sorry
>>153842664
>>153842682>how can he slap!?
isek slapping his car was funny
ford dood
Some people gonna die
>>153842691HOLY FUCK THOSE MARSHALS WERE WITHIN 200M OF A MOVING F1 CAR HOW DID THEY LIVE????????????????????????
>Lindblad caught vaping
HOW CAN IT SMOKE
SAAAAARR
SHITS ON FIRE YO
so are you not allowed to take it down an escape?
Ford bros not like this...
N-gine sounded fine to me
He couldn't have pulled over in a safer place, why is there still a vsc
this is fine
Dale tu cuerpo alegria
Holy fuck F1 is so dead
What is he thinking about?
>both commentary tracks are womanyap because jolyon and jacques are having a break for pork bunsfucks sake.
>>153842723Not completely behind the barrier = unsafe (ignore that you'd have to literally drive in the wrong direction to hit the car)
where is amr
gotta love some fp shitshow
NEED A RED FLAG
Hotel? Trivago.
Crofty it is i guess
Grass on fire status?
Chinaman GPChinaman ads
who is this emancipated woman in f1tv commentary
you know I may hate RUS and mercedes in general for being cunts but at least they make McLel look like retards
>Bong ads>EVs and AIs everywhere
Bong advertisements are pretty odd, but at least they don't have American pharmaceutical advertisements with a laundry list of fatal side effects for a prescription dandruff medication.
The ferrari wing seems like it's way too slow to be useful
it hurts
>bong ads>WMAF propaganda everywhereis this the based department hotline?
Retando
>entire circuit is covered in chinese dustamazing
the front of htese cars looks kinda ugly
>>153842789grim
is sainz going to get to drive at all this season or have williams decided to just have one car
has there been an aston martin update? Are the drivers still at risk of vibrating to death?
>>153842811pre-chinese interview on youtube they both basically said "we haven't had time to make any real changes" IIRC
>>153842811The drivers are vibrating to orgasm, that is why you see Alonso smiling on interviews.
These tracks are too big for these cuck cars
let zhou driveor else
>PLEASE WAIT
>>153842829
>>153842811>vibrating to deathImagine daddy stroll got a sponsorship with lovense?>tip 25 to make me SPRINT
Fuck. Cant stand those Crofty fuckers
>>153842829>Zhou's final warning
>>153842848scratched my balls when he did this
why do they cut away from the obbards half way through the back straight
>+0.200 with S
>>153842864because they dont want people to see how fucked up the cars are
The fuck happen with usual F1TV commentator ? Did they get nuked by Iranian missiles or what ?
>>153842864they're embarrassed of itI don't think the commentary have mentioned superclipping once this session after saying it every ten seconds last week
>>153842883see >>153842690
>merc at top
>>153842864Shut up and eat the bugs.
>>153842883The CCP got them
>>153842849>onlyfansumbrella girl is an OF model?
>>153842864not sure how i fucked up the spelling that bad kek
>shamilton still +0.208 to russlel on Sjust noticed they brought back the 3 decimal places lmao
delightfully devilish crofty
>Rari running out of puff 4 seconds before braking zone
imig
>>153842915they had 3dp for practice and quali last week, just not for the race
>>153842915>just noticed they brought back the 3 decimal places lmaoIt was just the race where they got rid of them, in practice and quali they were still there.
is it me or Stroll is not even trying?
>>153842928Second best car
>>153842940>>153842941my b, i couldn't rememberi was drinking last week>>153842942doesn't need to, he's that good
>>153842811>aston martin updatestill shitted
God, I hate that moving drone shot
>>153842941gotta hide that the battery boost is a fucking gimmick
>onboard>end of the stretch>sounds cutI hate israel so fucking much it's unreal
china #1
Colapinga
DARTH VADER????
Washedstappen
Alpain
>doohan died for this
I just noticed that they went back to the three digits for the timing board.
>CULOPUTO
Anonymous taking over the broadcast?
Mercedes fan status?
lmaoget fucked pit crew
BOUNCY
IT WAS A PRANK
>there's a uk version of snlI already know that it's shit, but I'm curious to know just how shit it is. I'd like an /f1/ comparison
pit crew btfo
argie death threats ensue in the alpine email
joke team
Yeah fuck this
It's so over
>>153842991See>>153842941
>+1.5 secSECOND BEST CAR BTW
FIA needs to do some shit or fucking repeat 2016 - 2020 and 2023 season
>>153842991Yea, I actually think it's not necessary though. The cars aren't within .001 of each other anyway so it's moot. Might as well measure with a calendar considering how far behind some of the teams are.>except for pic related
based colapinto making the fatties run
how could they let this happen
Washedmilton
they're not supposed to sandbag in practice...
Has the track caught on fire yet?
>>153843029>ywnb the paddock twink
W-why are red bull so far down? Please tell me they've just done race sims.
>>153843032>meanwhile P22 is 6 and a half second slower the merc
>>153843046Rb is pure shit
jorj my boy slow it down or the FIA will have to do something>>153843046max has decided to throw
>>153843055>>153843054It's never been more over
>>153843046There's only one practice session so no time for doing glory runs
>>153843006Hasn't begun airing yet but the cast looks like this
Kimi Shantonelli is our only hope
liberty media is going to demand that the fia stop mercheates from keep on cheating, this is even more egregious than 2014.
>>153843082>Our
So why is McLaren so slow?
>using mercedes as a benchmark, there's a lot more bottoming
>>153843100this implies merc are tops
It was fucking over before it even began
I am in pain.
ulkenberg in the top 10
come on checo, score some fucken purples!!!
is checo taking a siesta?
>7 tenth difference
>>153843128it's just after noon in china so yes
Why Hamilton mom is white Aryan ?
>+6.459
LeChoke
>leshit
>>153843142He needs more time
>>153843128Ate too much during his off year
the rat will be gone from f1 after this year
>>153843141how new are you to F1?
just like every year, next year is our year
>eclair
>"I love how hard these cars are to drive. I like seeing racing drivers struggle."Nigga, what the fuck?
Holy fuck this is 2014 and 2016 shit. And Mercedes isnt even trying
Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
RB is done. Max must sign for Mclaren ASAP.
yucky poonoda on my monitor
>0.6s breachedIt's fine. Ferrari will swap out their rear wing before sprint quali and be right up there fighting for the win again.This is our year.
yuki spotted
>mclel figured out how to use the merc engineIt's over
Caddy bros I'm feeling another demolishing victory against Aston
Lmao strolled
LawGOD fastest behind the cheatcedes
smokey
in case anyone cares
>>153843202no one should care about this "sport"
the mario boost will spin u in corner and the mario boost recharge will spin u in entryu need to pick up goomba lvl 2. that will unlock ability to not spin.
>>153843078
Dead fucking spor
>>153842773>pol troon sofa
>haas
don't lie to me /f1/, is Formula 1 actually dead?
>>153843237'fraid so
>>153843237no, they'll be forced to course correct hard by 2030 and we'll be back to proper v10s (running on "sustainable fuel") then
>>153843202>p1 will be good enough only for p8 last year and you'd be among people with medium tire
>>153843237been dead for a while
>>153843237Yes, many are saying this.
fell asleep in the chair for the last 45 minutes of practice award
they just showed a piece of a feature with linblad on the streets of delhi on sky
>>153843237now I understand why F126 is a dlc
Muhammad Ben Sulayem..... Save us with V8/V10 engine with Biofuel........ I even let you use 10 Arab races at this point................
>RELENTLESS
>>153843237na, internet likes to doompost for funthe racing is better than 2021-2025
Only dts bitches are enjoying this clownshow
>Qualy and Race 1 am herenah dude fuck this sport
>F1 Fantasy
>>153843293as someone whose only F1 experience prior to this is the F1 games, this is a perfect viewing experiencei love how the drivers have to play an epic video game and manage their NOS BOOST meter and how the protagonists at mercedes are a second faster than the AI drivers
>sprint qualifying session
F1 will never have real racing and excitement until all the cars are equal in specifications and performance. >Bu bu but the multi-billion dollar company wants to prove they're better at making engines than others!KYS
>>153840821I need He in my life
ITS OVER
>>153843153good
now that there's a couple of bongs until qualy, which is your favorite mario kart, /f1/? for me, it's MK Wii
Checo bros we are so back like really back
>>153843153will a super formula champion finally get a shot at F1?
Mario who?
>>153843293its that wojack bellcurve meme except dtsfans and boomers are the 1st and 50th percentile
>>153843409dis 'n
>>153843293you need to let go. real f1 is never coming back. everything is over. being upset only wastes your time. just shitpost or goon
Alba Larsen 7 years later
>>153843458snowbunny :3
>>153843458Is tit cold in China at this time of year?(height mogged btw)
>>153842849Ema is now an umbrella girl now?
>>153843458what kind of deanobox will they live in?
>uncs falling for ai
Lawson and his engineer still can't figure out the startIf he makes it to q3 again he might die in a shunt like nearly happened last week
>>153843562>
>>153843562where he going
>>153843573no mirrors were lost, that's an undeniable win
>>153843458I really don't see her turning into a half-black bald fraud.
>>153843539kek they don't know
>>153843574Back to south america
>>153843573
what did goatapinto mean by this?
>>153843617He is the biggest coomer on the grid
merc 12 unless russell sees allahwhats the point
>>153843573should have retired after red bull
franco colapinto is a treasure
>>153843631he does have those coom eyes
I HATE DER UNTERHUND I HATE DER UNTERHUND I HATE DER UNTERHUND I HATE DER UNTERHUND I HATE DER UNTERHUND I HATE DER UNTERHUND I HATE DER UNTERHUND I HATE DER UNTERHUND
we finna watch the sprint qualy or
>>153843687deadass
>>153843687yeah, everyone is preparing snacks rn
>>153843689>>153843697bet
>>153843697i sure hope that chair doesn't collapse haha
>>153843697more downforce than all of the entire grid's cars combined.
>>153843687>sprint quali still an hour away>it's already past midnight hereit's just gonna be merc 1 2 but i might stay up for it
>>153843727Daytime races shouldn't even be allowed. If they had this at night there then it would be on TV during daytime here.
That's what Larsen sounds like?Yikes
wao she sound cute as well
merc will obviously be 1-2max or one of the mclarens can steal P3 which is useless since ferraris will jump thembeartwink outslays ocon, again. how humiliating for thr straight racelawson will outqualify saar but will have a shit start end ends up battling latinx backmarkersgasly top 10, no one notices
>>153843769>>153843773the two genders
>stop in the middle of the track>redflag the session>start the car again and drive it back to the pitsbased women
alba larsen is hot and sexy as fuck
>>153843792Sonny Hayes moment
do you think she's a virgin?
>>153843795shes 17 years 364 days and 23 hours old you SICK FUCK
>>153843797Girls have sex as young as like 10 these days. I highly doubt it.
>>153843797she regularly slept over at kmag's house. work the rest out yourself
>>153843809bro...
Can we not talk about this?? Thanks
>>153843822Well not with me. Other guys.
>Commentators: Palmowski was the vice champion of GB4 back in 2024... F1 eSports driver Lucas Blakeley won more races than her even though he skipped the first 9 races out of 21.
Why is the team named Red Bull if Ford builds the powertrain and Toyota GR builds the rest of the car? Is Red Bull the fuel?
>sounds like she's cummingDamn is she in the Aston or something?
>>153843852???
>>153843809as opposed to the senior age of 14 of the olden days?
>>153843890It'll be single digits soon enough.
are gjorgeare lindbvlad
Max RegretstappenIf only he bail out from Dead bull and go to Merc.......
1998 tier season but without in-season testing
>>153843907he shidded, bro
ooofrussel mogged by kim's huge feet
fun fact: kwabmilton is getting shit on harder than he was last year but because the gaps between the teams are bigger, you don't notice it as much
>>153843773the queen of /f1/
>>153843991i double dog dare you to send this to her
>>153843991>shopping cart racing
>>153843999why would I do that? also I don't use social networks so...>>153844000>sexo racing
>Crashes into norizz >Spins offWhy is shamilton so shit?
>>153844011woman are so ugly.
>>153844009because i double dog dared you to
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
my spirit animalalso the thing that as been eating out of my garbage cans
>>153843991She's 17 bro
>>153844026pozzed?
>>153844036out of 20?
>>153844037i like twinks
chadwick is a virgin btw
>>153844029nah>>153844036are you implying she is too young to be the queen of /f1/?
>>153844036>soafia>patricija>thiccy>juju>ira!somehow i dont think this is an impediment for /f1/ wankers
I sure hope this weekend doesn’t worsen my yellow fever.
Wait a second, where to watch the vrooms now after WAC is kill?
>mercedes wins lolill be watching safari rally
I hate that sprint brap remix of the intro
>>153844049
>>153844073Everything sprint related is meh.
they should do sprint quali like v8.one hot lap, one car on track
>>153844089>>153844089>>153844089
cheeky cadillac
My F1 sub ran out sunday right after the race and I don't plan on resubbing till they change the retarded electric regulations. Are there any F1TV streams around because listening to Crofty and his team of brit dicksuckers makes this shit unbearable.
My boss came to the office, cant watch this shite
wagie plus no balls yikes
>>153844036>She's 17 broShe's a woman (an adult bio female with vagina, clitoris, and ovaries) according to the FIA.
>>153844094
