besties editionold >>153837937
Is this the thread
>>153843374so how did Bam get 43 FTs? they should give luka 40 FTs just to see
Pistons won again
What if Luka cheated with Reaves?
>>153856067Based Heated Rivals fan
>>153855354Nobody respects the 83* so I'm all for beating it unethically
>>153843374thunders will have easiest path to a ring this year
>>153856067>least gay slovenian
>>153856473Nothing gay with showing your bro how much you appreciate him 8=====D~~
*hits blunt*I'm just saying, if I'm making $200 mil damn right I deserve to smash all kinds of strange as long as I don't bring home stds and shit
shieeeet neega!!!!
>>153843374I want Luka to put an entire year of baby mamma bullshit rage into his eyes, those Slavic eyes that Jokic type first degree murder rage but tell his teammates he just wants to beat Bam for "fun" then everyone goes holy shit what the fuck dude he goes psychoticHe wants WILT.Its all fun and games until he scores 70 after second quarter.LeBron wasn't even there to stop him. He might be on the bench please don't... don't take away the pride of all black children, don't take away our final record Whites have never stolen he will say that to Luka get in his way scream SIT DOWN LUKA BOOHOOHOO SIT THE FUCK DOWN BRO NOOOO.Luka shrugs LBJ down into his chair the chair breaks and everyone starts grabbing each other saying HOLY SHITLuka quickly grabs the ball for 3 and ices it, staring immediately at LBJ with ice cold ices and a wicked slavic stare. This 110 is to END the NBA. End hope, I am The Hopeender, sent to this Earth to rule basketball for good. Europe puts its final Coup De Gras' onto the NBA's sick jugular vein. In total victory, the entire arena is in silence, only Luka can walk off out of it. The other teammates stand idly by and Reeves decides to leave next. All the black players hug and sing We Shall Overcome, the crowd joins in, tears streaming across everyones ashen face loss of color making them appear as sickly ghosts.Social Media is 100% against Luka Doncic, this ironically makes The Lakers stronger, LeBron knows he isn't the Alpha Dog anymore. This is Lukas team and now Lukas championship.Lukas final words that night were "you can keep those fucking kids you cunt" then hangs up. The Birth of The Hopeender is upon us.
>>153856509>still simps for women in 2026ngmi
One problem with Petenig is that every general is boring af. No news, no historic cores, nothing funny. It's just one losers pathetic obsession spammed over and over. At least the curryfag making essays has passion and entertaining posts, Petefag does the same thing making the same shitty threads and just types to defend himself while pretending to be someone else. I don't even care about early threads as much as how boring it always is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdBFIL_f8LM2 point attempts are now worth more than 3 point attempts again, the post up is back, and Nikola Jokic is leading the way.Thank Nikola Jokic for saving basketball.
>>153856525Holy based!
>>153856562petefag 100% samefags
>>1538566162 was never not worth more than 3. Midwit non basketball knowing video predicated on narratives and preconceptions for the retarded masses to get mad about. Never watching the video due to that fundamental misframing "now" fucking midwit appealing retard.
>>153856562I miss when there were more trips: buzzanon, netsworld, _ade-county, now it's basically just Lakers animal who posts here.
>>153843374They definitely shower together
Best player on each team latelyATL : Jalen JohnsonBKN : Day'Ron SharpeBOS : Jaylen BrownCHA : LaMelo BallCHI : Josh GiddeyCLE : Evan MobleyDAL : Daniel GaffordDEN : Nikola JokicDET : Cade CunninghamGSW : Kristaps PorzingisHOU : Kevin DurantIND : Aaron NesmithLAC : Kawhi LeonardLAL : Luka DoncicMEM : Javon SmallMIA : Bam AdebayoMIL : Giannis AntetokounmpoMIN : Anthony EdwardsNOP : Dejounte MurrayNYK : Karl-Anthony TownsOKC : Shai Gilgeous-AlexanderORL : Desmond BanePHI : Cameron PaynePHX : Devin BookerPOR : Donovan ClinganSAC : Russell WestbrookSAS : Victor WembanyamaTOR : Brandon IngramUTA : Kyle FilipowskiWAS : Alex Sarr
>>153856525someone forgot to take their meds
>>153857288and what about it
10 stocks for Clingod
Really hate how all the more interesting Thinking Basketball videos are members only
>>153856522
>>153856525
Lake fans are revolting against Reddit for not playing Thiero. Good.
>>153857727Reddit gpt says the kid doesn't got it yet, I believe him
>>153857916He's lying to protect bronze legacy. Knows Thiero would show him up if he got real minutes.
Pelinka is gonna use his aura to draft Momcilovic trust the plan unironically
>>153858704Lakers don't have a second this year
>>153858806Cash + Pelinka backroom deal to get a 2nd trust the plan
>people are bitching about the state of the league again>the Spurs are elite againLike fucking clockwork. I'm sorry if San Antonio excellence offends anybody else. We don't care.
>>153858891There's a whole general dedicated to shitting on the NBA >>153779330
The pacers will never sniff a finals ever again. Stupid tank. They have a loser mentality now
Donovan Mitchell would be more effective as a Heat player.
Sham Adegayo should fucking die! What a fucking homo
>>153859002Hali going down like that was world-historically tragic. Imagine if the Pacers had been able to save us from Shai's fradulent stardom. The basketball gods were cruel to us.
I feel like the wizards should be forced to relocate this offseason. How did you let bam get 70 in three quarters
>>153859136Who is the bigger "exercise in futility" team between the Wizards and the Magic?
>>153858836True. Momcilovic's college profile is very similar to Duncan Robinson's, would be great for the Lakers if they get anything close to rookie contract Robinson production with a second rounder
my bullies :)
>No one respects me for breaking a 20-year record because I'm a zesty ass nigga...
>>153859165The bulls
>>153859412He doesn't need respect from chinks like you. He already has it from the legends of the game.
Mjbros… a white pedophile passed outlr supposed “GOAT”…
>>153859622Whites taking over all sports.
>>153859622As opposed to you, an Indian pedophile who can't dunk?
Jordan always had the fucking best team unlike LeBron who had to carry bum ass niggas his whole career
>>153860722LeBron got to finals all by himself Jordan couldn’t get to the second round without Scottie
ummm…. kobesisters, what do we do now?
>>153860771bam is just the most talented and prolific scorer by far in the '20s and there's nothin anybody can do about ithis name is just to "african" for the media so they hold him back
Apologize.
>>153859107>The basketball gods were cruel to us.Prostrate yourself before Scott Foster
>>153859622Triple doubles don't have the same value they used to. With the modern game being a 3pt shooting contest there are more shots to assist on and more rebounds than ever to gobble up.
VICTORY IN PORTLAND LAST NIGHT FOR JEWISH BASKETBALL ANOTHER BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE BY DENI, 17/6/8 NEARLY A TRIPLE DUBTHE JEWISH BASKETBALL MARCHES ONJEWISH BASKETBALL WILL COMMENCE ONCE AGAIN IN ROUGHLY TWO HOURS WHEN BROOKLYN CONQUERS THE PHILLY SEVENTY IRANIANS
Motherfucking yup.
So the Nets are like what 11-47 this year? I still can’t believe they accepted that Ben Simmons trade. It destroyed the entire fucking franchise and the Knicks will never win a championship because they have a fucking gypsy curse or something. Simmons should be investigated for criminal fraud desu
>>153861758Their Chinese owner didn't want no uppity blacks on the team.
>>153861843Based desu
Love how after all the disrespect Luka is averaging 33/9/8/2 on good efficiency on the western conference 3 seed.Fuck the nba
>>153861758Nets won't ever win a ring but they'll somehow have a team of like Steph, Bron and Giannis by 2027. Blessing and a curse.
>>153861758Dolan doesn't want to create Championship teams because it disrupts the Phish and Billy Joel shows planned for that time. 3-4 NBA Finals games in June means 2 less Phish shows and a day chopped off Billy Joel's presumed residency.
>>153862021gee i wonder who was behind all of that media propaganda about luka
>>153862067is he seriously still out with the fake elbow injury?
>>153862097no he came back for the bulls game since he saw the lakers were winning without him very easily and people were nooticing
Ass
>>153862067>>153862097This man is 42 years old, the best third option in the NBA, and still getting all the blame. It just shows he sets the standard and really is the GOAT
>Saturday morning>Nets/Sixers Bring back Saturday morning cartoons.
gianpiss can't take milwaukee to a play-in game. can you image the shit lebron would get in his way if this was him leading the team? two different breeds
>>153863103cartoons are all times of the day any day, unc
>>153857727Nigga has been injured repeatedly this season. It's a redshirt year for him.
Statpadding with the 3rd seed, some people are really obsessed with LeBron
>>153863424LeBum has been in the league a quarter of a century and Jokic has been playing less than a decade and Jokic already has twice as many triple dubs than LeBum has
bron's best trippy double was 1/26/2018 against indy when he put up 26 points, 10 boards & 11 turnovers
>>153863538LeBron makes the right basketball play to win every time even at the expense of his streak, whereas Jokic statpads for big contracts/media awards. At Jokic’s age LeBron already had three rings as the best player in the league with less than half the help Jokic had
>The Golden State Warriors are signing former Heat and Jazz center Omer Yurtseven to a 10-day contract, agents Keith Glass and Luke Glass tell ESPN.Damn they suck
I love how Jokic makes the brown people seethe.
Daily reminder that my Bullies are getting Cameron Boozer with the top-3 pick that Papa Silver owes us for gifting the Face of the League ™ Ayo Dosunmu and even taking the Wolves’ draft bust in the process. Then we’re going to take best center available with the Portland pick that will conveniently convey this year. Then we’re taking best bigs/SGs available with our second round picks — but Cameron may want his brother to come here too. Then we’re letting everyone we recently acquired walk, except Leonard Miller. Then we’re sorting by age and taking flyers on every 72+-rated 18-22 year old with untapped potential in free agency.>PG: Josh Giddey>SG: Isaac Okoro>SF: Matas Buzelis>PF: Cameron Boozer>C: Center selected with Portland pick>Sixth Man: Tre Jones>Bench:>Jalen Smith>Patrick Williams>Noa Essengue>Leonard Miller>second round pick>second round pick>72+-rated 18-22 year old>72+-rated 18-22 year old>72+-rated 18-22 year oldName a more fun, young team than my 2026-2027 Bullies. You can’t.
>>153863649omer yurteight when?
>>153863649>tanking this late into the seasonLike cramming last minute for a test
>>153856978>2 was never not worth more than 3.But it was. Objectively and factually.
What's Kobe doing right now you think?
why this nigga bron have to come back right as we're about to play the nugs now we're for sure gonna lose
>>153863785rotting in a wood box probably
>>153861758They could be 40-40 if they werent blatantly tanking so they could draft some bust again
nobody remembers Karl Malone. wtf
>They could be 40-40lollmao even
>>153864032I remember how good his mid range was, he’s underrated because he had consensual sex with a young woman during a time everyone was doing it
Wemby in, Harper out.
>>153863785hoopin in heaven
>>153864106He’s in Hell
Why are Emsneed and Maxey not playing?
>>153863760retard
>>153864269No u.
Jaylen Brown gonna score 84 tonight.
ayesha curry gonna get 84 tonight
>>153864304Thats not how basketball works retard.
>>153864446is brown or gaytum getting the ultra greenlight from their psycho coachthere's no way it's brown right it has to be gaytum
Hornies gettin the belt this afternoon.
who’s the most hated player in the league rn
>>153864822LeMicropenis
>>153864822Dort, SGA, LeBron.
why is he like this
>>153864876Kek
>>153864505>MY FEELINGS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FACTS, RETARD!
>>153864863>>153864854I would say that plus embiid or luka or tabum or durant or drayboon
>they killed all the illegal streaming sites in a dayshieeeet...
Cade, Jalen johnson, and Giddey are all the same archetype of player and none of them are particularly good. Id take Hali over all of them.
"stat padding" is a cope. All stats are legitimate. The only question is if we value the single game point ranking or the career trippie dubbie rankings more. So is Westbrook or Wilt the true GOAT?
look at the quality i gotta watch this shit on cuz all the sites are fucked right now
Wemby just existing in the paint is shutting down the Hornets entire offense. It's crazy he's definitely DPOY
Literally what are you supposed to do when Wemby is hitting his 3s?
wtf is wrong with this shitty site not posting my pic
>>153865470All you have to do is play physical defense, put a big body on him and slow him down make him work for his points
Frauds
>>153865462You really need a big who can shoot 3s to draw him out of the paint. It's too hard otherwise
horniebros...
>/nba/ flaming a teamusually this is an indicator that they come back and win
kobe...
>>153865012Embiid and Drayboon aren't relevant enough to be hated anymore.
Kon is cooked
when do the GOOD teams play (celtics vs wizards)
>>153865727why aren't the lakies 66-0
>The Spurs halftime show is a bunch of new recruits doing their oath of enlistment because its military night
>>153860722yeah Perdue & Cartwright were elite bigs moron
GOAT
>>153866023>swearing your oath to israel at a basketball gamelmao
>>153862061>based knicks knower
>>153865859
>>153862197he not better than Rui
>>153863147the east is stacked now unlike when LeGM was on the cavs / heat. he just got Silver to deliver him Luka the best guy the west had other than Jokic
Kuminga not playing again? Heh. Kristaps playing more than him is hilarious
>>153866023Military City, USA
So if Bam doesnt win MVP its rigged right?
>>153866023these gotta be actors half of the look like they're in their 30s
>>153866167lmfao
>>153866505how ? is Luka injured?
>>153866545It ain't the 2024 *nals, xir.
>>153860736>LeBron getting to the finals against the worst eastern conference in history means it was actually super-impressive he got swept by the Spurs.
french vanilla goin wild
Spurs have an underrated ref bias. Can’t wait for Kawhi to punch them in their mouth in the 1st round. They will beat the suns in the playoffs in and Kawhi will take the spurs out back.
>>153866751kawhi crushing the spurs would be kino, their fans are such crybabies over him
>people drinking the clipper kool-aid AGAIN
>>153866751lol kawhi already played 52 games this season, there's no way he makes it to the playoffs
>>153860736MJ & Scottie were system babies there were half a dozen guys you could put in Scotties place and they still win 6. not trying to take anything away from scottie he was great. but you could've put LJ, steve smith, stacey augmon, Clyde, Schrempf and some others in Scottie's spot and they still win using Tex Winter's system
>>153866947* and Toni Kukoc
Damn…
>>153867012I’ve never watched Magic but playstyle wise and statistically is he just better playmaking , worse scoring and defense version of that PG lakers LeBron season?
Kawhi is really the goat
One game on prime tv, one game on nbatv, one game on espn, one game on abc.What the fuck is the nba doing today? Alll we’re missing is a game on NBC
anything under 5 blocks a game for Wemby is a disappointment
>>153867483Not anymore. Players are legitimately avoiding him. They’re not bothering to challenge him. The unit way he’d get 5 blocks is if he hunted them like the white side dude on the heat:
>>153865727No.
>>153867463It's the worst shit ever
I dont know what to tell you. Spurs just decimated the Hornies
It's time for Tagod to avenge Kobe
this britoid is a huge faggot
>>153867075Magic would cook LeDiddywtf could LeDiddy do? he aint backing down Magic, he ain't shooting stepbacks on Magic and he definitely not gunna cut & get by Magic. seriously LeDiddy is just a run & dunk 1 trick pony
>>153867646Many are saying this
im finna drop a hundy
>>153862061Kek
>>153867463Just wait for TV to get merged into just Netflix vs Prime as cable goes offline once the last boomer dies off.
>>153864876Cuz zoomers aren't afraid to express themselves unlike gen xers and millenials
At least 90% of Jaylen Brown's assists are just passing it around the arc and teammate shooting a long three.
if queta gets 43 FTA he's gonna score 83
This nigga Vuxebitch nice
gaytum scoreless against the wizards
i wanna talk st.John's basketballwere does 1 go to discuss non-jewish basketball?
this is your east? beating the wizards by 2?
>>153868423we are non-jewish brother/nba/ is Christian and Muslim
>>153859107But Shai succeeding is humiliating for the Clippers, and punishing them seems to be a priority for the basketball gods. As it should be. Fuck Ballmer, fuck Kawhi and fuck Chris Paul.
Did Derrick White just foul bait? I can't wait for Jaylen Brown and Bill Simmons to cry about it.
is Jalen JOhnson actually good or just a statpadder like Westbrook?
>>153868466He's like a slightly better Julian Champagnie.
bam is just that good
