News- Bjpenn.comDJ ducked Mokaev
Gane will lose
asplund will masterclass vitor
>>153843903>keep away from me bappa...>KEEP AWAY
>>153843883unironically doesn't even have to do that, he just has to defend well enough, scramble and get up if he gets taken down, khamzat's cardio is still an issue and the dricus fight made it obvious he's terrified of gassing out over 25 minutes (no subs attempted, did the bare minimum to keep the fight grounded, never tried to force a stoppage) and he was still more tired than dricus in the 5th
khamzat is good, but strickland only needs 1full 25 minute fight
>>153843915the losing contest
Khamzat Chimaev's last fight went the distance.Sean Strickland's last fight did not.
Gane is a pure soul i hope he's not mentally heemed from the tom fight
"pure soul" is code for retarded
yeah nah back to bed
if sean can trick the zat into fighting it can literally end like this
If you, think youCan come against I, IThen lyrics will fly like birds in the skyHit one of your bredrins in the eyeNext time think twice before you tryAnd come against me
>>153843933Strickland only needs 1... win. And it's goodbye Khamzat. Part of me wants to see Khamzat lose but I don' want to see him actually disappear...
MMA is in fact, LITERALLY a "game" that you "play" when competing MMA. Sorry Khabitch, you're TOO STUPID to understand English.
>song yadongbravo kojima
mma doesn't work in real life
>a second finger has entered the eye orbital
>>153844052Laugh all you want now, but when you find out the real hidden reason why he's called Yadong, you're gonna regret your words and deeds...
>>153844060true. if someone tried mma on me i would literally kill them, when i see red i just go.
broke my 4 month long nofap to aika
aikamies
if im khamzat nd i sort of am in a way i get on top of sean and keep him underneath me until im finished.
shut up
>>153843983retires jon jones without throwing a single punch
>>153844334You shut teh fuck up stupid fucking leaf
thats the thing. what khamzat did was light years more impressive than oliveira. for one he was on top and for two he was fighting for a real belt. he was fighting for a championship belt and he did what he had to do to be the champion. the best fighter in the world at 185 lbs. charles hid behind max and still couldnt manage to finish him when max couldnt see him for 5 whole rounds. charles hid behind max for 25 minutes to earn the title of "baddest mother fucker". he made a mockery of joke belt. khamzat was the real winner from ufc 326
>>153844270very good>>153844335very bad>>153844334very ugly
>>153844347>>1538444262 bitches right here thnking therye toughshut the fuck up and learn the difference
Bizarre seeing Dana actually being forced to announce fights in a TV studio
>>153844401Nah, the problem is the bmf still pays championship money and title defense money. That's why Garth fought for it in the first place and why he said he wanted title shot or retire. The BMF paid him like a champion and he didn't want the less pay of normal non-title fights.They obviously won't let Oliveira "defend" it ever after that performance. Still way more exciting than the Khamzat fight. Khamzat just sucks at GnP. Even in the 1st dominant position on usman's back he could only barely pitter patter. At least Oliveira was trying to heem with elbows and big punches in the early rounds. Khamzat didn't even try for subs really. He just tried to stall out going from bodylock dricus on all 4s, to the ground, letting him almost up, rocking him back and returning him. Arman should teach him how to throw elbows on the ground and how to not be a scared bitch.
>>153844554actually you would be a scared bitch to say those lies to me
my response: youre lucky its computer bro
strickland is gonna DOGWALK chimaev
LUKE THOMAS WITH ANOTHER BANGERhttps://youtu.be/cABdUwQclJM
Strickalang and Hamza
>>153844771>professor jiangCarl Zha wannabehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5GMHB-FQyY
It should have been Jon instead of Arthur Jones dying by fat induced suffocation
Hamza? is that a new sandwich at McDonalds or something?
>>153844881this but you instead of jon
No finnish man alive would boy Jon your clearly a fuckin dirty wonk immigrant dirtying up the beauty of Finalnd
>hurr durr you have to be brownstfu gurutroon we all know you're projecting
yep as I thought you probably don't even know Alexander Barkov
>>153844921Hamza Chimaev current middleweight champion is scheduled to fight (shocking!)
>hurr durr you don't even watch hockeythis is getting embarrassing now pal
>>153844941Excellent post except the part about the beauty.
Urho Kekkonen
>0-6 in last six fights>somehow tuivasa returned to rankings
>>153845119now he was a man's man
>>153845140tuivasa is the rikishi of ufc
>>153845140He even moved up for a sec but they moved him back way down to 15. Which isn't like other divisions because there's only 20 to 30 active heavyweights on the roster at a given time so 15 isn't great. I just read an interview where he said he was 330lbs right before his last training camp. The whole camp was dedicated to him losing 65lbs in 2 months. Which means he did zero work on cardio his whole time off and was on a massive calorie deficit for the whole camp. Heavyweights should get paid less than every other weight class. Or have to pass fitness tests in order to unlock higher pay tiers.
you now remember leon 'hedshot ded' edwards
Tai Pooivasa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHvErGwjzMIT'S UP
>>153845021hamza chimaev? sounds like a fancy bistro where they sell up priced sandwiches
>>153845742>Peeon tried to blatantly eyepoke to stop the heem >FailedPoor little blk boy...
>>153845868
>>153845887The Hamza Chimaev, thinly sliced halal ham
>>153846082how thin
>>153845809That's where you poo in a shoe full of beer and it turns to fizzy diarrhea?
this thread is thug nasty approved
>>153846095this thin *shows you how thin it is*
can vallejos do THIS?
>>153846168how does this midget hit so hard?
>>153846189the streets say he has incredibly dense bones
>>153846149wow that's wafer thin
Emmett vs Vashekos
5 bings ONEchads
Gane has never once lost at striking whereas Alex has been knocked out dead.These are facts by the way.
tuivasa put gane on his arse
Vallejos looks chinese as shit his nickname should be "the chinese"
is pereira durable enough to survive one round?
>>153846355Lots of latinos have asian features. At least in Chile its not unusual to see guys nicknamed "Chino" for having slanted eyes.Hell, one of our most famous sportsmen is Marcelo "Chino" Rios.
>dropped by Tai Tuivasa
Tuivasa was a real tough dude back then. Ciryl Gane broke him and now Tuivasa is a bum. Gane will heem Poorear.
>>153846369he's making a joke b vallejos is literally nicknamed el chino
Mismatch. Misfortune.
>>153846329now i am a single man i can watch ONE again
keep an eye out for a kid fighting this weekend. real taiwanese. real jacked.
what up
>>153846387Thank you my man, the autism kicked in I'm afraid.
Ilia Topuria knocked out the man with the greatest chin in MMA in ANTI-HEEM technology gloves. Gaethje might literally die on the White House lawn.
>>153846356fighters who dominated/didnt go to war with tai tuivasa >Volkov >Spivac >Pavlovich >JDS >Tybura fighters who went to war with tai tuivasa, even getting dropped down or outstruck in the process: >Talisson Teixeira >Cyril Gane
>>153846435gane is so good that the smallest surprise can trick you into thinking he wasn't ten steps ahead at every moment. chills.
If ilia fails to endorse the state of Israel on the white house I will unboy him
>>153846435Hey vallejos you look chinese as shit
Anyone ever catch that Schaub bit about how the Asian as shit doctor said he'd feel the worst pain of his life? Timeless classic
>>153846465>the state of israel1-3 soon to be 0-4 in his last 4
>>153846477No never heard about it actually
are supergirl is back tonight lads
>>153846329why isn't it on
you've got one job mate
>>153846474EL Chino?!!
walkout musicpost itnowhttps://youtu.be/9yRme0C2pmI
we don't do that here
>>153846606Yo who are you talking to?
>>153846602https://youtu.be/9hF4syj_ybU
>>153845742I've never been heemed but if i were to ever be heemed i'd just smile through it at all.
Just masturbated to anime charactersGo Gane btw
All the work Dana did over the past 6 years promoting PooFC in the UAE and Saudi Arabia went up in smoke the instant bombs started dropping in Iran.Post yfw
>>153846626
friday fights is on now btwhttps://www.youtube.com/live/ukOac6S-gW4
sspinall could never
aspinallesque
notice how the fight going into the second led to the tko victory>me bloody eye>i can't see mate
>>153846356>Ack! Why just being a disgusting piece of Australian lard not enough to win a fight?
good fight this
did you guys know there's a dead as fuck heem thread in leftypol? laffin
>>153846811this one isn't faring much better
what the fuck is leftypol
OH NO NO NO
>>153846356Gane fought prime in-shape tuivasa. The man who heemed derrick lewis (unlike volkov)Gane was having fun toying with the fat boy. No need to rush and pray for a first round heem or grapple to avoid his striking. It was truly a masterclass.Crazy to see someone get dropped, instantly pop back to his feet and adjust by changing guard. Brilliance. Gane.
>>153846844why don't you tell us?
>>153846848umm, actually, thats the opposite of a fraudcheck
Strickland gets subbed or KOd in 2 minutes btw
>>153846910...in the Adesanya rematch after he's done heeming Khamzat
Imagine Strickland subs Chimaev.
>strickland >heemingabdi pls...
>>153846918Khamzat will be trying to get one back for the ayatollah, Strickland has no chance
>>153846927Isn't Khamzat a slut for the saudis??? those fucks are on the Israeli payroll so I feel like he doesn't give a shit about Iran.
strick needs to trash talk more than ever. call him out for being scared to strike.
>>153846933all the monarchies in the region hate iran for some reason i can't quite place
>>153846933Khamzat is literally a terrorist on steroids
>I got knocked out… FOR YOU GUYS!
Swedes really saw Khamzat and said yes this looks like a fine upstanding young gentleman we need in our country
Iran is the Shia capital of the world and the Caucausus region is majority Sunni
>>153846133>>153846625Would have been better if it was camo underwear
nanking bros...
Kek Sean got a title shot off fake shit talk After the fight he's gonna be dapping the shit out of Khamzat
>>153846975What
>here's the fucking thing you guys yeah i said some stuff to sell the fight and it would have looked better if i won but in the end of the fucking day you guys we're warriors and we go to fucking war for you guys and i have nothing but respect for hazmat chimiyov as a man as a fucking man you guys he is everything i want to be, a champion, married, a father, non white, mostly heterosexual anyway thank you trump thank you bibi let's go let's fucking go you guys USA! USA! USA! *how was that dc?*>*loud fat noises*SOON
>>153846986are you not watching ONE?
Strickbeast haters are subhuman.
>>153846974Imagine if you could show pioneers in computer science like Turing and Knuth what we'd be using their work to do.
>>153847044shut up pseud
Bo Nigger
the thing is daner is just shit and chatri isn't
sakakibara > chatri > feldman >>>>>>>> dana
>>153846626Ah yes, more META APEX cards
Eagle FC
>Muay Thai fighters>Cooking with gas for the full fight>cart out the MMA guys>entire event slows to a crawl as they stand there in kicking range feinting at each other for 5 minutes
Vallejos will heem
Do you think the old ladies at lumpinee stadium use MMA fights as piss breaks
>>153847229Just noticed that early in that clip he starts moving his head around like its boxing even though they're at kicking range. I feel like that's gonna get exploited at some point.
sean wants to suck fuck blow khamzats bwc but khamzat isnt gay
>>153847229Early stoppage
>>153847252If you don't train UFC don't try to analyze UFC.
>>153847273Ehrm, you don't train UFC, you train MMA
>>153847258khamzat has said a lot of gay shit for a guy who comes from a country where they kill gays
>>153847273I do train thoughbeit (I suck, sadly)
Keep and eye out for a hit prospect called Betty Swallocks
>>153847301MMA is the game UFC is the sport. Maybe you play spar MMA with a couple of your grab ass bjj buddies but I train UFC for real
I train PFL
kazakhstan won very nice
>>153847311Yea no shit. A punch is always gonna he faster than a head kick. If someones using boxing head movement in response to your punches you set the kick up. If someones moving their head like a spastic you throw for real not sloppy feints then drop your hands. Vallejos is gonna get exploited when he fights someone that isnt post 35 on a losing streak, Emmetts not him
>>153847252You are right but most MMA fighters aren't good kickboxers or have any complex kicking abilities, UFC has like 4 or 5 max
keep an eye out for this young up n coming fighter named glover teixeira. the brazilian mike tyson is what i have heard keep an eye out
>>153847396Apparently Joe Rogan caught that Thai Steel Cup in his teeth
So Dana is going to build a cage on the White House lawn that has a giant lighting rig along with building a giant seating area and this is somehow going to be 1000% totally secure to any terror attack? Good fucking luck lol, even Rogan says it isn’t happening. Dana is an absolute retard. It’s just like the Musk vs Zuckerberg fight at the Colosseum all over again.
>>15384733610th dan tachi palace point fighter here
>>153847418There will be a bunch of pullouts and we'll have Ige vs Landwehr II as the main event
>>153847418theyre building one of the countries largest data centers under the new "ball room" and you think they cant put some mats down in the yard?
>>153847418(((terror attack))) theyre called psyops b. this white house card? all timer. lighting rig? handmade. White House? wont be blocked. Trust Dana. He doesnt lie.
>>153847437No they’re not. And it can’t just be a cage lying on the grass. That shit will need to be more secure than Area 51.
>>153847252Giga is as good a kickboxer as anyone at 145. If it was going to be exploited, that was the moment.
>>153847476It will, they do shit on the lawn all the time you retard
You know what Conor's real downfall is? It's not cocaine and alcohol, Jon Jones did that as well. It's the fact that he exclusively trains with guys he knows he can beat at a local gym with no exceptional talent. Alex Pereira trains with 120kg heavyweights for example. Conor doesn't like to be the smaller man, it's an insecurity he's always dealt with.
the white house card is so shit and the whole thing is gay as fuck god i hope it gets cancelled
>>153847494With every top government official in the same vicinity during a war under one of the most controversial presidents ever?
white house card sucks why didnt we get moloch vs baal
Pyfer only KOs total bums. Is Jizzy enough of a bum at this point to get heemed stiff by him?
>>153847504Gooby's last losses were because he or there i say his coach kavanaugh didn't pay attention to the low kicking meta that took over mma, he didn't study the sport, he tried to fight like it's still 2016, a bad coach can lead you to ruin
>>153847518Never happening. They train at the same gym.
Yeah Dana, just put 85k ppl in this park with a nice view of all the top government officials in the same place, that’ll work out fine. This shit isn’t happening.
>>153847549I think he was preparing for the Pacquiao boxing match that never came through, that's why Dustbin had a field day with him. He leg kicked the shit out of Nate Diaz for example. But yeah his coach is just a bandwagoner, look at Johny Walker's career under SBG coaching.
Dana is one retarded faggot
>>153846168You’re like a little baby, watch this:
The UFC is entering it's ONE 2024 PFL 2025 eraTons of high profile fighters are complaining about the UFC not giving them fights and making them sit out an entire year for no reason
Listen DC doesn't have a stadium to host fights in ends had to be met
>>153847574>illegally knee opponent right in front of Refs face>nothing happensIt was a different time
>>153847418>>153847476>>153847508>>153847559>>153847569you are a fag
>>153847585https://youtu.be/rzQhfwCvmGY?si=a1P8ylOZcF29wJbc
Stop running piggy
Any jacked and/or Taiwanese individuals online rn?
>>153847595Iran’s sleeper agents in the US are licking their chops at UFC freedom fights 250. The Pentagon will get a tip off that an attack is planned and the event will be cancelled. Screen cap this.
>>153847483Giga went 0-2 in Glory and was peached up to Krispy Qatar, B.
>>153847483Bruh
>>153847564He has no excuses, that same year Garth crippled Tony with low kicks, Izzy froze costa with low kicks too and many others, it's not like it came out of nowhere, the whole roster now has a defensive strat against it, Goobs had a lot of success against Dustin boxing wise so had his coach drilled him to check them, he would have easily won
>>153847592There’s a replay of another angle that shows that knee didn’t land. But yeah, it definitely was a better time.
>>153847508That's not what's even happening you retard. And yes top government officials literally congregate in one place all the time, they just did one month ago.
can josh emmett become the youngest champion in ufc history?
>>153847633No mate he's quite old
>>153847633Unfortunately that place is inexorably held by Glover Texeira
>>153847632Yeah not outdoors unless they’re in the swiss alps. They’re just painting a massive target on their backs for the 250th anniversary and trumps birthday. Even Rogan said this.
Clitia Topiglet bought followers again
>>153847682Gonna cry?
A lot of gamers on this one cardThe kids need their robux and vbucks
>>153847053oh.... ok
>>153844002If Khamzat loses to Strickland will he be executed?
>>153847694iran is not a credible threatthe (((american media))) has been fearmongering since the 80s
>>153847663>even Rogan said thisThanks for confirming how retarded your argument is
>>153847708>>153847717You’re right it’s not like they’re capable of flying planes into buildings or anything like that
Better than Freedom 250 in your path
>Dominick Reyes vs Johnny WalkerFucking. Chills.
>>153847725Dom vs Johnny Walker is so fucking funny to me, its like a battle of knocked out artists.
>>153847693The Zatdaddy announcement already has more like than UFC Pedo 250 Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives a fuck about Clitia or AGPoatan, sadly
>you're rightdomo arigato gozaimasu
>>153847696He's gonna buy some BIG games with that 50k baht
So Allen is finally fighting Costa? I suppose you can't run forever
>no Jones >No McGregor >No Diaz >Not even a fucking Bryce fucking Mitchel Brilliant matchmaking daner
>>153847753Think you'll land it the third time
>>153847760many are saying this
>>153847760They probably don't want the guy who publicly said Hitler was a great guy on the white house lawn when the administration is currently doing back flips for Israel
>>153847725Good card
Zatdaddy by heem
>>153847780bibi has said hitler wasn't that bad
>>153847725>Van vs Tairaif the fight happens van will have already fought more contenders than pantoshit ever did
>>153847780Bingbingwahu said that Hitler was actually not so bad and the arabs made him kill the jews.
>>153847760Bryce is too dangerous, he would strike fear in the heart of those enuch politicians
>>153847794would you mind not pilfering my posts? cheers
>>153847806You pilfered pakdaddy pookakke out ya momma’s moldy maggot minge
turn your monitor on wonky
>>153847725Redpill me on Josh Hokit. The real deal, or just another pretty face?
GET RAPED PIGGY
>>153847824We don’t post our inner monologues here.
heem
>>153847834But enough about shota Sean
>>153847838that is quite literally all we do
>>153847855In many ways, you’re right.
baaaahtaaaaht
going to go back to hers after the muay thai the thing about gypsy passion is that non gypsy passion just cannot compare there is however a non zero chance this is the last you hear from the clozmanany final words heem?
sooo... did movshart really pull out of the fight again?
>>153847865
>>153847886Didnt this lady hit yuo in the head with an golf club b? Nothing is worth taht
>>153847865What's wrong with eating out your lady?
>>153847905she has since apologized and is making a nice chicken soup
>>153847886That shit = WGAF
>>153847476yes they are check drey dossier
>>153847915anything for that kalium huh
detchawalit finna hurt dotsenko
WeezyCHADS we live in 42 bings https://www.youtube.com/live/SrzkXbB5DCs
>>153847725god i hope ribovics heems gamrot so everyone can stop pretending gamrot is good
>>153847915Throat cancer.
>>153847958youre right for the wrong reasons. eating pussy is wrong because its submissive. you dont even have real sex guaranteed you wear condoms
>>153847952What does that say about Shartman, then?
>>153847979No one here has sex bud, you least of all
HEEEEEEEEEM
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
>>153847983He got robbed and that fight was 4 years ago. Arman would be -800 vs Gamrot if they fought tomorrow
>>153847725>Putting cub swanson's final fight in the prelimsi hope the devil sodomizes the matchmakers on national television and a few am stations
>>153847979factual post>>153847985tragic cope
Shota Sean will be our fleshlight
Cumshart loves being a fleshlights for xher white daddies
I love eating pussy. Thats why I love eating all ur asses for breakfast btch
>>153848031You’re reaching for those grapes with this post, B.
>>153847985i hit it raw because i train ufc and girls love badboy
>>153847725better than the wh card
meta apex should host the white house card
People forget man.. Usdaddy spanked, spunked, stretched and spackled shota’s bacon gape
>>153848041Cant wait until Shawn gasses him out and teeps his little beareded dick off
>>153848068>>153848053Wonder how many current Welterweights would have much more success in Middleweight, Usman for one can easily blitzkrieg the top 10
>>153848053Marty showed that boy how they wrestle in Kearney Nebraska
if ilia tried moving up khamzat would rape him. both holes
>>153848086YJK xhe’d enjoy it! That birth control bussy beggin to be spread and spunked by a sexy daddy
>>153848074There aren’t many welterweights as massive as Usmeng; maybe Morales. Buckley and Holland were bums even at mw so they don’t count.
>>153848086Cool story broBEASTpuria by KO
bisping jr will be strickland
check my wattpad for more topuria x tomala content
Most inactive chastity belt holders right now:Raped bitch Tomala AGPignall. Raped bitch India Topiglet.
Dubai bros....fight island is no more
what is your favorite rapedzat title defense
>>153848098Beastpuria, part beast, part puria, pure beastpuria
Zayummmm
its not khamzats fault nobody deserves to fight him. look what he did to the guy nobody in the division could touch. khamzat couldve just sat in the cut for another year but bitchland had to step out of his lane and now hes getting lane assisted back to raped bitch road
Beastpuria. What kind of beast? Beats me. Either way, beastpuria.
>>153848198volk upvoted so i could give you gold
>>153848198Like Beast Wars? For me its Junior Albini as Cheetor
how come Tim isn't in the middle east yet dying for Israel? is he washed up? is he waiting for us to go to Cuba so he can get personal revenge on the family of Yoel?
We in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrzkXbB5DCs
>>153848188Khamzat Chimaev, a silent wolf that stalks at night. He pursues his prey for long distances over the course of several months, sometimes almost a year. He might not attack often but when he does it is with a ferocious appetite. Silently he stalks.
didn't Sean himself already say Khamzat rapes him at will when they trained together for a while? why would it be different now, especially when sparring Sean is far more dangerous than fighting Sean?
>>153848231It's another dagi wrestler vs pure striker fightWe've seen it before. We all know how it goes.
>>153848022this is emasculation to disturbing degrees breh
>>153848205Beastpuria, one half beast of some kind (unspecified) and the other half, some kind of man? (Puria, likely a Topuria).
>>153848222checkeduncle weezy trips of truth
>>153848241Khamzat is Chechnyan and Sean does have a grappling game but obviously not anywhere near ratlip's
>>153848241mmmm pure strikes? dont wanna mess with them
>>153848255Khamzat runs through him. Fight is not close. Either a quick sub or another 25 minute snoozer with 22 minutes of control time
>>153848231Khamzat may be a wolf but Sean? He hunts wolves. At least he could because has guns that could be used for hunting wolves, though, I don't know whether Sean has actually seen a wolf. If he hasn't he might be in trouble now when he is about to face one.
Sean is a good grappler according to Bisping
>>153848274good point
any other colbeast chads up in here?
>>153848241Wolves don't hug, they bite and Khamzat? He is hungry. (In this sense "bite" is used metaphorically as biting is actually not permitted in a sanctioned mma bout)
*farts a cum bubble like a looneytoon bubblegum bubble* *it floats up into ur face* eh what's up doc? colbeastbro here *pops cum bubble in your face* doh!
>>153848295Excellent post.
>>153848277He might've wrestled with human but I don't think he's done it with wolves before. Wrestling with wolves. Yeah that should be the tagline of UFC 328.
colbeast ragdolled poosman in a way kumshot never could
strickBEAST recently TKO'd tony hernandez a feat only equaled by the great kevin holland. im not saying khamzat will lose but he will have his work cut out for him
>>153848295If a beastpuria showed up at your house what would you do? Personally, I would grab my gun, if I had one but I don't.
>>153848331disguise myself as a potted plant and wait for him to enter. show him what a real monstera looks like
>>153848329Strickbeast? Unheard of. Must be a legend or a myth, whatever the difference is. But maybe...if such a thing showed up it could deal with wolves.
Half man, 100% BEAST
>>153848343Interesting. Worth considering.
some real heavy hitters itt. reminiscent of the 2018 lightweight division.
>>153848352This looks like a topuria. Let me know when a real beastpuria shows up.
>weezy picked harry hardwick kekpicksfags always take the dumbest fuckin underdogs so they can brag the 5% it actually hits
>>153848355The 2018 lightweight division is regarded as a myth and will soon turn into a legend, or is it the opposite? Does myth come before legend or is it legends that turn into myths?
David Attenborough should commantate Khamzats fights
Lucrative james
>>153848295
>>153848404What's so lucrative about him? Is he worth a lot?
>>153848414he’s a grifter who larps as a rich successful sports bettor he is down fifty units this yearnot exaggerating
>>153848446That does ring a bell. A few bells actually.
>>153848446are you banned for most major sports books from winning too much moneys? no? just james?
>>153848371
>>153848483happens to the best of us
Hwo the fuck can I have scurvy I didnt even konw that shit was still around wtfuck
>>153848483lol let’s see that proof bud uk books are notorious for banning/limiting anyone who wins
>>153848371You must have a big bet on Rahiki then! Let’s see that bet slip!
Feeling nostalgic for early AI
>>153848533Sneed moment!
>checks /gane/ >leaves /gone/
>poocrative james
apologize for doubting dana
>>153848579Imagine paying for this
Oh my god nobody gives a shit about your degenerate gambling friend simulator
Khamzat is the biggest drawl in the ufc rnKhamzat vs Strickland is more hype than the White House card
>>153848584Yeah b I'm SUPER excited for Moicano vs Duncan and Burns vs Mallot
>>153848595I'm starting to think that was the fight that got cancelled from the white house
>>153848589Anyone who pays for picks should be culled. Tho to play devils advocate he’s done so bad to start this year law of averages says he’ll prob be profitable the rest of the year
>>153848584decent fight night card
>>153848605Strickland has been very vocal about not wanting to fight at the white house
>>153848584boxing era is here. fuck the undercard!
>>153848584>Emmett vs VallejosBanger>Evloev vs Murphy Canceled, allegedly>Adesanya vs PyferBanger>Moicano vs DuncanLeaves a lot to be desired>Prochazka vs UlbergMega banger>Burns vs MalottIt's time for burns to retire>Sterling vs ZalalDon't care for it that much>Maddalena vs PratesBanger>Chimaev vs StricklandYeah, it's alright>Allen vs CostaInteresting maybe>Song vs FigueiredoIt's time for figgy to retire>Muhammad vs BonfimI don't know
Niggas be like see Dana cooked and it's just a bunch of fight cards that would have been ok in 2023
>>153848624>undercardwe call them prelims here
>>153848589You don't wanna be a millionaire? Where's your hustle my man?
>>153848633when are the facebook prelims on tomorrow?
it turns out dana has never even talked to a fighter
>>153848633Undercard, prelim, underlim, precard. You can call whatever you want, it doesn't matter. Not to me at least, but who am I? Well, who the fuck are you?
>>153848624Here is an average undercard from 2018
>>1538486552 great title fights and they threw in calvin kattar for free
>>153848584Good to have BEASTlal back.
>>153848655>average card in 2018 has one of the MMA GOATs curtain jerking chills...
>>153848655i was told the ufc is healthy was that person lying to me
>>153848655Back then they would've turn shit into gold. But now, they turn gold into shit.
>>153848655am i supposed to recognize a single fighter here?
petrino looking huge
bellator still winning with that spike deal on fridays. good card tonight
chris curtis is getting starched tomorrow feels good
any other oldfags been watching since 300?
>>153848826starched = laid on for 15 minutes
francis ngganou scamming the pfl is like that chinese saying "it's all so tiresome" you cant trust them
>>153848860Hoenstly? I started in the post Smith era
>>153848687finally in agreement about something
ai has been selecting all ufc matchups for over 2 years
I just realized something. If Gane wins he'll become a two time interim champion.
>>153848915I guess you cant run forever
>>153848879Your mom is DEAD nigga!
>>153848609Law of averages ain't real b
>>153848915gaethje already set the president i fear
>>153848955He sat on the president?
all the wonks do is run and hide *runnin'last time bro juiced his knifehe had man screaming out >uncle drive *uncle drive! uncle drive!*
>>153848974Where's your mom at piggy?
will islam become the first fighter to successfully run forever?
>>153848584>meh>good>okay>meh>great>shit>okay>good>okay>really good>okay>meh
>>153848939You can
>>153848988Some people spend their whole life running after unattainable dreams. Others spend it on running away from nightmares.
>>153848988Khabib blazed the trail
>>153849010true
if i was a coach for ufc dana would ban me so fast bro. my fighters would go undefeated and if they ever got blasted with truth serum he would find out that i train them in time dilation and there taking an hour between rounds so they never gas
>>153849010>Others spend it on running away from nightmares.
>>153849045The hyperbolic time chamber? https://youtu.be/_BMpTLBau0o?si=Z0z3wi_Ii7mbK6t9Chills...
>>153848721This image is so fucking cursed lmao
>>153849075Seanmaev vs Khamzatland (chills)
>>153849072ive found a way to exit the brain. not exactly. im still fine tuning the mechanics. the mind exits the body. ive been getting a few extra hours a day so far in another realm i have increasing control over. imagine what someone like khamzat could do with this
>>153848987Under a pile of Somalidaddy dookie I'm afraid...
fresh lerone for us to feast on
>>153849161Lmfao, fuck that fat old bitch
>>153848974You hear that!!!Your mommy's a fat ugly old DEAD BITCH!!!Fuck her and fuck you, PIGGY!!!
Big old fat clozzapiggy nigga has got no mom lmao
Keep haterd off heem
Broken clock right twice or sum like dat
Notice how he disappears whenever his bullies show up lmao
Just took a shit on Clozapig's mom.
you guys are weird
>>153849292You should see Clozapig's mom.
Clozzy clozzy clozzy can't you see sometimes your mom smells like poopyAnd I just love your piggy ways, I guess that's why your fat and unemployed
You ever had a wet dream where you are fucking your mom and your cock is hard and you're really liking it but then you wake up and a big wave of revulsion slams you
>>153849338Clozapig does this with its TWPigclitty to its dead mommy's disgusting disfigured deformed demented stinky squishy mushy mealy moldy maggot minge.
josh emmett vs kevin vallejos is the fight to make right now
The Izzy comeback will be glorious
>>153849355He fucking doesn't do that. I'm no fan of his either but this is just uncalled for.
>>153849378He does actually
who tf is clozapig
>>153849395Fat pedophile from Finland
>>153849395He's the manager
>>153848721somehow it's perfect kek
>>153849395he's the leader of the heem friend group
I've been crawling on my belly!Clearing out what could've been!
>>153849395Finland, he works at an elderly care center and cleans their poop, he copes by binging on meds that start with ''clozz'', idk where the mother lore comes from
>>153849442What a sad, sad individual
>>153849442>>153849406is he the only finn or how else would you guys tell them apart
>>153849442Clozapig got fired from there for licking the bedpans.
so is movsaar really out again?
can new ilia become ilia?
>>153849502Yeah i'm thinking Vallejos will heem
>>153849370Why he training germans like he's ever gonna fucking hit a suplex in a real fight
>>153849502How’s he bussy game
Vallajos is a fucking poser, doo has no jab
>>153849554He doesn't but having the basic idea of funneling your opponent in to an overhand and spamming slip counters is going to carry you far in MMA Josh Emmett certainly isn't going to be the one to put him out. Only guy Vallejos has lost to is Jean Silva who started spamming elbows on him
>>153849414Vallejos is simply too blacksplosive to lose to a caucasian
>>153849554There’s a decent chance Emmett chins him when Vallejos is throwing giant looping overhands
>>153849529Izzy has grappling game that he never uses, he used it once against Alex and that's it
Van is the one non White champ in UFC right now and he fights lil tykes so it doesnt count
no way in hell finland is working anywhere hes here 24/7
>>153849607Yeah he's a fucking loser
>>153849604Petrol Yan is a hapa Both Ilia Topuria and Islam Makhachev have high amounts of Arab admixture in their bloodKhamzat does not identify as white Tom Aspinall is indian
>>153849604Agreed. Clitia Topiglet is a paper champ and raped brown FAGGOT!!!
>>153849629khamzat's fazza looks completely different from him
>>153849395Resident Alpha Dog
>>153849649Miss when GSP used to do this
>>153849643Same nose and same brow to forehead ratioKhamzat likely gets his pursed lips from his mother's side
>>153849395King Piggy.
It's crazy that Joshua Van was a very young fighter, got fast tracked into an undeserved title shot, and fluked an injury victory over Pantoja yet STILL second youngest champion after Jon Jones. Levels.
>>153849668The youngest UFC champion is Jose Aldo
>>153849666He was trying to meet up with 4chan posters on Christmas Day nigga? Christ how sad and lonely can somebody possibly be?
the side profiles reveal all
>>153849677Really?
>>153849668Being a young champ isn't hard, try being an old champ, when Glover did it, it was really impressive
Jose "No Birth Certificate" Aldo
>>153849691When you consider that the lightweight, Featherweight, and Bantamweight divisions were literally inherited from the WEC and just ported over 1 to 1 with no changes in the rankings or anything, then Jose Aldo is the youngest UFC champion ever, and I believe holds the record for most defenses ever. The UFC doesn't like talking about these stats
>>153849682tiktok kiddy doesn't know shit about gonial angles. im a psl legend. dont talk about side profiles if you dont know what the fuck you're talkkng about
>>153849680>>153849666Jesus Christ that's just sad
>>153849529Trying to get my attention. It worked.
>>153849629>>153849633aspinall and ilia are both in the process of vacating
luke thomas touched upon this many times
>>153849709So he was the youngest UFC champion before he was ever even in the UFC?Wow, levels indeed.
>>153849731enough about your ass and balls
>>153849711you're josh emmett
>>153849731
None of you are yet to prove Luke wrong about anything He has more knowledge of the game than you doHe has more connections to the inside of the UFC than you do He's lived a more complete and fulfilling life than you haveI really don't want to say this, but I think you might just be jealous of him
>>153849824He has TDS
>>153849885Recent events seem to have vindicated him
>>153849824me and luke in the cage? me by 25 minutes of crucifix
Luke Thomas had to marry a Columbian woman who needed a green card because he's a libtard incel and he's constantly going on about how depressed he is.Why the fuck would I listen to his opinion on anything?
>>153849916Luke would get you in to the 50/50 and then snap your legs off
>Incel>married with children ???
>>153849929Kill yourself retard
>>153849929he's actually an innoncel (involuntary non-celibate). He hates his wife and kid but can't leave in fear of being divorced raped.
>>153849943How can you be involuntarily celibate if there is walking, breathing proof of you having sex
The people who claim luke thomas isn't an incel are the same ones who say Jones is gay
>>153849923i go for the heel hook to get him moving, show the back take, sneak into honey hole when he posts, snap his shit, climb back to crucifix and stall for 24 more minutes. nothing luke can do that i cant do better
>>153849919I had to eat 2 week old bread an few days ago for dinner. But I could weem yuo the fuck out in an fight 11/10 tiems because I am trained and I know more about the martial arts. See how taht works Skippy??
should i send this to luke someday?
93 days until Gane fights.
luke thomas has please fuck my wife pheno which is one of the reasons modern ufc is so appealing to him
>>153846626That's not true though, UFC was jumping ship from the middle east with the Paramount deal. That's why most dagis besides Islam have lost a lot of leverage.
at the wmma's ama
>>153850034You know that Paramount is largely a front for a coalition led by the Saudi's and Trump's son in law right
>>153850047How's your mom?
heemviously on /luke/
>>153850034I thought it was because they keep losing fights?
Phyuc dat biytxh
Id konck yuo out and piss on your head. S
Fafo
>>153850090care to extrapolate
this gane thread has really shaken things up
>>153850173Whats going on micht yuor girlfrien
>no Valentina vs Nattie Ice or Blanchbeast announcement Buckle up Daner, you're gonna pay
I'm going insane
>>153849991He responds with Luke 65, then Luke 70 followed by Luke 71 and Luke 36. To finish it I’d say he does a Luke 16
>>153850206You’re Brazilian and autistic. Sound like a fighting nerd
you want to be acoustic or electric
>>153849991can you post ''file 71'' and ''tegaki_2025''
i will perform black magick ritual to become best fighter in the world
>>153850288don't do it OG. there are no undefeated fighting nerds for a reason.
This thread was already made! No need to make new thread!!>>153843880>>153843880
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