OWARI DA EDITION>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/5/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>153830721
how do i get a favourite ricky she?
Aonishiki has denied interviews today once again
Dan is going to get beaten with golf clubs.
New sumo fan here, I don't understand why I should keep watching now that the protagonist has failed, might move onto a different hobby.
>>153845569i don't think those are allowed in the dohyō
>>153845535owari da......................................Now I'm gonna hope for Fujinokawa double digit at least
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce"- Karl Marx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1yRsQx6O5g
>>153845684Shoud've called it owari dan fuck
Don't worry, guys, no 11-4 this basho.10-5, however...
Dan needs to learn how to pull if he wants to defeat the bigger guys.
I was really surprised that Nobehara was able to defeat Kazenuoumi. Thought he would just run out of gas after pushing bigger guy to the edge but that pull was really something.
Okay but what the fuck are they doing with false starts this basho, shit's even more ridiculous than in January somehow
This basho has become very interesting with Onosato out, Aonishiki faltering and Hosh trying to hold the line. All I ask is that please God don't let Gonoyama win a basho.
>>153845933For me, it's just people randomly stumbling and falling for no fucking reason all the time, I don't remember it being like this. Cardiac Arrest Basho is upon us.
>>153845770
Say something nice about the basho winner, your returning ozeki, Kirishima.
>>153846218He seems like a nice enough fellow.
Aonishiki? Soon to be kadoban. Kirishima? OUR Ozeki.
>>153846308Atamifuji? Kabedon soon.
>>153845535Who's stronger at sumo wrestling, these sumo wrestlers or the top 3 NFL line backers?
Saw this stuff on a tv in the lounge at a Shinkansen station when snow cause all trains between Osaka and Nagoya to be canceled.Pretty cool vibe then and there, but how is this a sport, let alone good national sport to promote? These guys all look sick and will suffer a pain riddled body by age 38
>>153846359sumo
>>153846379kek but that dude does seem small for a linebacker. Is there no 300 pound linebacker versus 300 pound sumo wrestler?
>>153846337god imagine kabedoing atamin and your arm cant even reach the wall because he is so wide
>>153846377that's true of most contact sports
Am i imagining things or is the clay in this basho more slippery than usual?The sheer amount of bouts that have been decided by outright slips and pulls has been astounding. Even when just frontal pushing wrestlers seem to glide back faster and with more ease than in other bashos.I might be imagining things but i started noticing it on day 2 and i can't unsee it now.
>>153845770is Oho smiling? lol
>>153846518New to Osaka?
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202603130000505.htmlOchiaiHakuohoHakunofuji back tomorrow with his fucked up toe. Probably wants to scrape a few wins so he wont drop to Juryo. Or its a punishment from Teru for all the trouble he has caused.
>>153845770MY YOKOZUNA RUN AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153846661Another angle
>>153846679
>>153846200Literally me
Oho chads we did it. Just when you think Oho is complete shit he goes and does something like this.
It's over.
>>153846751Oho can beat anyone on any given day, which is what's exciting or frustrating about him based on your point of view. We know he can beat the best in the sport if he puts his mind to it, but he also lost to fucking Shishi last basho.
Here's how Dan can still win:
>>153847058it is over!
>>153847058>simply win the next 9 matches in a row>hope that it's enough to get JY>try again next time and pretend this never happenedAs shrimple as that
> we're getting Atami vs Aonishiki, Round 2kino tomorrow
>>153847113>>153847113Atami is one of the dudes that has used kimedashi a lot. Maybe he tries to replicate what Oho did.
>>153847058>win 8 in a row>final day match against Hosh>Hosh shits the bed once again>gets a playoffs at 12-3>wins
>>153847113>>153847139Dan is 4-0 against the fat tomato. Real litmus test to see if he's solved. Maybe Dan should go back to uchimusoing these ninjas.
>>153847113>Oho vs yokozuna or ozekiHoshbros, I don't feel so good...
>>153847113>they put crippled hakuoho against crippled onokatsulol
Welcome to the hachinana mines, Dan
>>153847477Yes Zak I am now entertained
Dan will henka the tomato, I can feel it
HORSEORSE
>>153846392linebackers are not that heavy
>>153846218Winning smile
>>153846655>yokozuna and 2 other sanyaku are leading>clown bashowait until hoshoryu chokes in the second week to declare this
>>153847752Yeah they are
>>153847477Dan got his one yusho at ozeki. Now Zak will show him what the rank is truly about
>>153846218he looked handsome af with a beard
>>153846655>>153847867>a Yokozuna >3 former Ozeki>a 2025 yusho winner>2 guys that haven't faced sanyakuit's not even remotely clownish yet
>>153848204You fucking bet your sweet little ass he does
>>153848538He's going to win this Basho.It's going to be him or Papa Bear.Hosh will choke.
>>153848708I don't believe in good things happening. Kiri will have a week 2 breakdown.
Reminder that Dan would be 4-2 if Ajigawa had called a monoii on that Chura match.
Since they don’t call false starts everyone should blitz against Hosh
>Hoshoryu is in the lead to win the cup>"FINALLY! It's about time I won...">Onosato announces his return to the tournament>Hoshoryu is forced to face him>Hoshoryu is exhausted after all the matches>Onosato is fresh and rested>He's also heavily stuffed with painkillers and sedatives>Onosato performs the most violent and deadly tachiai of his career, launching Hoshoryu into the air>"Well, one loss doesn't mean anything... I'm still in the lead... besides, Aonishiki faces Onosato tomorrow and has NEVER bea...">Onosato announces his retirement from the tournament again due to injury>He gives Aonishiki a free win>Hoshoryu vs. Aonishiki playoff>Aonishiki winsTrust the keikaku...
>>153849341Still salty about today, Yoshi?
>>153849351Onosato is still mathematically in the yusho race, it would just take a lot of kyujos.
Highly recommend re-watching the Dan/Oho match. Dan's face was caught somewhere between struggling with all his might, pain, and confusion at having never been clamped up before. It was so red holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKUhZKXUBBU
>>153845584There are 600+ protagonists to choose from.
>>153847906No they aren't
>>153846518>Am i imagining thingsYes.
Can't believe the eldest Waka bro fucking died today.
>>153849593Saw that. Shit interviewer.
>>153845584Great stories come around every basho. Dan can still match Onosato's promotion record if he wins the next two basho. Fun little tidbit is no rikishi has ever won back to back yusho without at some point in their career becoming Yokozuna. If Dan can't pull it out he'll set a record for being a failure.And fuck you sumo is worth watching for Fujinokawa alone right now. Plus you get to watch Atamin break through his ceiling FINALLY. This basho is some good shit so far now that that fat disappointing lummox in the Y1w spot is gone.
>>153849727If you could interview Hakuho, what would you ask him?
Raiden
>>153849751>So you never managed to win all 6 yusho in a calendar year like Asashoryu did. How do you feel about that?
>>153849751Why did you let your room get so messy?
>>153849751I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>153849751Do you wish you could have wrestled in Aonishiki's era?
Makushita tldr from today>Cousin is 3-0>Bukhchuluun continues his rampage to sekitori at 3-0>Mudoho continues to disappoint the ghost of Taiho by finally picking up his first win via fusen>Kaki's unstoppable rise has been stopped
>>153849751"Why did you think you were too good to host your own stable at your own residence, like every other stablemaster? Did you not consider that your unwillingness to properly supervise your stable would lead to a culture of anarchy? Does it concern you that the wrestlers you personally recruited and were formerly part of your stable feel they can act like uncultured swine in front of sponsors, and then whine to the press when their new stablemaster corrects their behavior?"
>>153849854Being #1 doesn't make you Yokozuna tho. Zak was #1 for 10 days in January last year.
>>153849921>Hmmm how can I improve this dish?>I know, a leaf and a cherry tomato
>>153849751Why do you think international "sumo" special olympics is a good idea?
>>153849941God imagine downie strength in the dohyo.
>>153849941Sounds hilarious.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
An Atamin 11-4 would force him into Sekiwake even if it meant S2e right? He's Komusubi so they have to respect the possibility of Ozeki promotion. The prospect of a run starting at M4w is fffffffucking wild considering Tochinoshin made 37 wins to Ozeki from M3w, but maybe if Atamin went 11-4 then 12-3Y next basho they'd consider it right?
>>153850095>An Atamin 11-4 would force him into Sekiwake even if it meant S2e right?Yes. I'm not going to comment on the rest .
>>153850111There's no reason to force open a Sekiwake slot unless Ozeki is on the table.
Watching Aonishiki flop around like a fish out of water made my whole weekFucking lmao
>>153850116Rewatch how red in the face he was as he came to the realisation that he couldn't do anything about Oho's clamps.
>>153850115That has absolutely nothing to do with it. 11+ at Komosubi forces the promotion.
>>153845770The contrast in expressions is pure kino>utterly impotent frustration and screaming rage >serene calmness
>>153849941Watching Shishi fights is proof that sumo special olympics is entertaining
you guys are manifesting punished Dan with your mocking... careful now...
>>153850436LolLmao even
>>153850436He can't be punished until he gets a losing record. You should really be watching out for sato
>you guys are manifesting punished Dan with your mocking... careful now...
>>153850492some might call this extreme but hes the least talented rikishi of all time and barely human
>>153850492>I can't believe that neanderthal Shishi is from the same country as me, I'm so much smarter than hiAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Dan completely shitting the bed killed all the hype this basho had
>>153851061Expecting Dan to smash Onosato's record was a pipedream. Just enjoy the other storylines like Fujinokawa and Atamifuji coming to life.
>>153850492>If I were Japanese, I would be yokozuna already
>>153851061Stop watching. We'd all be better off for it.
>>153851061A failure is still a storyline, and means that others are having a surge.
>>153851061kadoban dan is on my bingo for 2026 now
Aa a wrestler, I really enjoy Aonishiki.His so-called fans are just so incredibly insufferable I don't know what to do.
>>153846425all I can imagine ever since I posted this was kabedon'ing the tomato for some hot steamy sumo in the sheetssend help
>>153851222i decline to care about annoying fans because i'm not a socially-afflicted homo
>>153851334They do piss up the entire thread however.
>>153851334>i'm not a ... homoDoubt.
>>153851369that's mostly one guy doing both sides of the "argument" to piss off everyone
>>153851443Still fucking annoying.
Ugh... as a lifelong sumo fan since the January 2026 tournament here, I just can't accept this result. Dan was supposed to be the chosen one! He was supposed to be yokozuna! I can't watch anymore. Fuck sumo!
>>153851538you just have a lack of self control and get emotionally triggered all too easily
>>153845933>what the fuck are they doing with false starts this bashoIt's a never ending cycle...Phase 1. gyoji and shimpan have their shit together and make consistent and correct calls.Phase 2. gyoji and shimpan get lazy as fuck and make pants-on-head retarded calls.Phase 3. gyoji and shimpan get shit on hard and embarrassed by the public for being lazy retarded fucksPhase 4. JSA makes gyoji and shimpan over-correct a couple basho to show the fans that they've changed their retarded ways before starting the cycle over again in phase 1.We are currently in phase 2....
>>153851975dynamic stability in sumo is a common running theme
>>153846359>top 3 NFL line backersFootball players would get their shit pushed in by makushita rikishi, let alone the sekitori, due to lack of technical skill. About the only thing similar among the two sports is that both start from a crouch and explode off a line into their opponent, however, what is done from there on is completely different.
>>153846377>how is this a sportIt's not just a sport, it's a way of life, and that's what makes it so interesting. I like the fact that it's a tournament style, so you get to see each rikishi fight 15 different opponents every basho, and track their progress as they move up and down the ranks. The fact that they only get one chance to win makes each fight important, as they can't fuck up and come back and win in a later round, like wrestling/boxing. I especially enjoy seeing the techniques they employ to get the wins, as the boys got some serious skills.
>>153846392>Is there no 300 pound linebackerToo heavy and too slow for a linebacker. Linebackers average around 240 or so. The 300 pounders are the offensive and defensive linesmen.
>>153846518>is the clay in this basho more slippery than usual?I'm not seeing anything out of the ordinary, hombre.
How is it that Iseghama has like half a dozen mongs on the banzuke? They should be limited to one. Teru can't be ejected from the JSA fast enough, he is going to chain migrate the entire nation of mongolia into Japan via sumo
>>153845535ayoinishiki should not do the slapping brawls, he is better when he uses his body isntead of hand slaps
>>153852393Their only Mong is nuAsahi who had to wait years for Teru to intai so he could take the Mong spot.
>>153852075Handegg players would get their shit pushed in by Koga.>HokutofujiI miss him so much...
>>153849764>this cheeky bastard
>>153852574Toshinofuji came in from Miyagino, Nev.
Umeyama showed a lot of grit there. Shame he lost. Needs to work on his trips.
>>153852393They only have 2.
Dan WILL win out to go 12-3 and yusho
>>153846679Do the officials get to choose the color of their attire? Or is there some rank thing to it.
>>153853354The rosette patterns and tassels have their colors based on rank. The rest of the kimono color and pattern is up to the gyoji (or whoever donates the attire) with the exception of purple being reserved for the highest rank.
Why is Dan struggling?
>>153853354The little dangly bits are by rank, also the sandles. Top gyoji wears purple. The robes themselves are gifts. I imagine the choice of which to wear on which day is up to them or their oyakata.
>>153853416>>153853452Thanks anons. This is the first time ive watched a tourney live since my sleep schedule is stuck in the wrong direction. Been pretty neat even if i dont know anybody.
>>153853488Welcome. You'll never know everyone, but given time you'll find your favorites. Hakkeyoi!
>>153853423Stage 4 AIDS.
>>153852075>Football players would get their shit pushed in by makushita rikishi, let alone the sekitori, due to lack of technical skillElite tackle/guard would make 2nd/1st division with a little bit of training. Basic of oshi-zumo can be taught. Being 6'5" with insane speed for size and massive arm length can not be taught. Besides there are a few linemen who have been NCAA national wrestling champions. They would probably need to put on a little weight but since they are essentially doing one rep a day in tournaments that shouldn't be an issue.Or someone like Desmond Watson that played Nose tackle for the Gators. Not athletically the best but he is 6'5" 460lbs. He could just go the Hokuseiho route and just lean his way to M16.
>>153853644Musashimaru and Konishiki, both, were high school football players that started from ground zero and excelled in the sekitori ranks. I agree that good football players would do very well, but they'd need more than just a little training to compete with makushita and sekitori. Start any of them in a beya from the bottom where they could get consistent training while working their way up and they'd be able to compete with sekitori, if not sanyaku imo.Without that training, though, they wouldn't make it, as the rikishi are just as big and strong as they are, but with almost a lifetime of experience and sumo training.
A Ukrainian won this bout.
is there any competition at all to join a sumo stable? could any random totally useless fat fuck just sign up and someone will take him?
>>153854264Different stables have different standards. Shikihide is infamous for being a gaggle of retards because they'll take anyone. Generally there is competition to get in to one of the more prestigious stables.
>>153854294>his wife in her role as okamisan took an increasing role in running the stable, even overseeing training. Half the stable's wrestlers ran away in early August 2020, complaining about her strict behavior and invasions of their privacy>In April 2025, the stable's 33 year-old jonidan-ranked wrestler Wakatozakura died from necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating disease), the first active wrestler to die since April 2021lmao
>>153853928>Without that training, though, they wouldn't make itI agree with that completely. And a pro NFL player isn't going to waste time learning Sumo and vice-versa.>as the rikishi are just as big and strong as they areThat is the part I disagree with. Weight wise sure. But the average offensive lineman in the NFL is 6'5". They average near 300lbs and that is with a need to stay mobile and play a decently long game. These guys are running under 5 second 40yd dash over 300lbs. The average rikishi wouldn't make an elite D1 college let alone the NFL. Even Makuuchi rikishi aren't coming close athletically to pro NFL athletes and that makes sense when you think of just how many lineman are getting filtered through highschool and college in the US.
>>153844903>>153844918
>>153854743Those brown burlap vests have got to go. I know the Japs like their wabi sabi, but Kansai faggots are supposed to have pizzaz, not dress like monks.
>>153854634>That is the part I disagree with.All good. I still give the rikishi the edge on strength and power, simply because they don't need the speed, mobility, and endurance of the NFL guys, and train accordingly. I'd love to see NFL-tier dudes competing in sumo, but as you said, they'd never waste their time as it's far too foreign, regimented, and doesn't pay as well.
>>153855378And they could never, ever muster up the self control needed to behave with dignity since theyre a bunch of ghetto rich hood niggers with the minds of high schoolers
>>153851085He needs to be humbled at least once so he doesn't get complacent.
Imagine if you will, in a different life you were a professional rikishi>what is your shikona?>what image is depicted on your kesho-mawashi?>what is your signature move or quirk do you do ringside?
>>153856513>Kairikizan>a mushroom cloud>massive face slaps and constant dameoshi
>>153856513>Shitashita>An exploding asshole>I fart really loudly when throwing the salt
Our boy Nobehara cleaned up easyLol @ the guys in the next match visibly gassing out
Enho picked up his 3rd winTwo more and he can finally retire
wakamiyabi bros.. it was supposed to be our time
O K A R Y U
Easy win for Kazuma
Some of the laziest, low effort salutes and stomps I have ever seenBro looks like hes annoyed to even be awake
Too bad. I wouldve liked to see Tohakuryu lose after that embarrassing display of laziness.
>>153856768>>153856785tamanoii oyakata must be heartbroken, his only sekitori are total chumps like tohakuryu. nobody's even applauding his wins.
>>153856849Hes pretty cool too as oyakata goI like his technique demos on youtube
Alas TamashohoI kind of like that skinny bastard
Meisei finally back where he belongs
do the junior makuuchi get to fight the yokozunas during training periods or do they only practice with the joi
Love and cherish Kumajiro.
>>153856513>nikuniku>a big piece of ham>I will never put my fists down first, I will just stand there and rub my big belly until they do
Kayo makes me laughWhat a meatball
>>153856937my perfect sphere
Is Ryuden THAT bad of a guy?
>>153856983No hes a good dude and one of the best gatekeepers in sumoIts not his fault women are whores, thats womens fault
>>153854396>necrotizing fasciitis>on his dickterrible way to goif only they could wash their mawashi
My boy Takkers desperately needs to take 6 months off and fucking heal alreadyHes been fighting injured literally the entire time since his yusho win
>>153856937He is THE CUBEheight in cm and weight in kg are the same
>>153854396>and invasions of their privacywhat did they mean by this
>taker jobbing to sadanoumipretty sure we've seen as far as he's going to go
>>153856868he was such a great ozeki, such a shame he cannot produce good rikishi...hopefully gyotoku will be successful at least.>>153857017his ankle seems to be fine, but that elbow is dragging with him for a year indeed.
>>153857030They had to get approval from her for any porn videos they watched
>>153854743Thanks anon. I'm gonna book my ticket to Osaka now to make her my wife.
>>153857042Bet you would have said the same about Teru when he was injured.
the people love the ura
Our boy Hakuoho is back
Papayasu getting a big cheer
>loud cheers for OhoWhy? Do these people hate themselves?
>no OnosatoDoesnt feel right :(
It's starting
>>153857124perhaps he has finally "arrived" at peak sumo and the people recognize it
Guys... is Stunto kyujo?!
Has Hiro Morita ever had sex?
>>153857212GET OUT OF MY HEAD SANDRO
Beautiful pure pushing matchGood win by Fujiryoga
I sense a retirement of Mitakeumi for whaatever reasons.
Chiyoshoma leg hugs Kinbozo to death
Hoshoryu gonna win this Basho no doubt. Also hope that bum Onosato is forced to retire after this Basho.
>>153857433Shut up, asswipe.
>>153857433onosato is finally banging some chick, he's just overwhelmed now, he'll come back.
>>153857460>He thought Ano gonna win this Basho and become the first Slav YokozunaOh I'm laffin.
>>153857502Dead fucking wrong, dipshit. You are such a fucking retard.
>HAKKEYOI
>>153857525Aw man dis nigga mad his boy choked haha.
Aight Tobi deserved that win
stunto lives, he was just stuck in traffic
>>153857543why are you talking like a nigger?
>>153857543Jesus fucking christ you fucking stupid fuck. How fucking dumb can you be? You are just making shit up based on fucking nothing. You have no idea what youre talking about and you are such a brain dead moron Im not going to explain it to you, you fucking stupid fuck.
>>153857558Why are you pretending to be white, Apu?
>>153857558>>153857563Total Anonodickshi death. No europoor Yoko for you!
fuck off Roga
>>153857153What happens when you shit yourself infront a crowded building and have to withdraw out of shame.
Alright fuck this thread im outta here What a fucking shit pile of retards this place becamePosting quality was 10000% higher when I was posting by my fucking self
That's my Tama!
>>153857619Bye Felicia. Maybe there will be a white Yokozuna someday!
>>153857476Yeah he's gay. But do seem him banging femboys tho at some soapland in Kabukicho.
>>153857619You say that every day.>Shishi vs ShodaiNow this is a match
Everyone shut up, my retarded son Shishi is up.
Shishi trying out the tetas quatro build?
Guess Shishi really did just have retard luck at the last Basho. Now he's back to being his jobber self again.
>>153857724not so fast
>>153857724What were you saying?
>>153857724well well well
tarddozer wins
>>153857724OH NO NO NO NO
>Shishi may end up having a better Basho than Aononishki
Oh boy. Another hilarious match. I'm backing my favorite push man Gooneryama
>>153857709>>153857724Uh oh Spaghetti-Os!>>153857814Somehow wouldn't be surprised since Ano has been dogshit.
>>153857823I too am a fan of the man who only goes forward.
Ura BTFO
Folded Ura like a chair, backwards.
>>153857814
>>153845535>Shishi now tied with himIt's gonna be open mic night in hell soon, Danfags.
Ura briefly became boneless at the edge of the dohyo. I believe this choice to do that caused him to lose.
GONORILLA
has the ghost of takakeisho taken over gonoyama?
>>153857907buy an ad
>>153857907Gonoyama looked legit pissed at Ura like if he fucked his wife or something.
>>153857920He just figured out he's fat as fuck and he just needs to push his opponents out of the ring to win.
>Its time
>>153857924guy making webms for the thread for free >OH HE'S TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHINGare you fucking retarded?
>>153857476He either lost his virginity to whoever he's smashing or they have the best pussy/asshole ever because Onosato just can't stop fucking them. It's obvious his performance is due to low testosterone from too much ejaculation
>>153858077that's some scran that is
>>153858043We are watching it live right now. We don't need replays. Buy. A. Fucking. Ad.
>>153858118ABEMA shut the fuck up
it's gonna be another kotoshoho yusho
i appreciate the replays in the threadl. fuck oshoma
is the gyoji cosplaying as that fire touhou girl
>>153858153>NOT>SO>FAST!
Damn good shit Churanoumi! Dude brings it every fight. I'm now a fan!
Waka bros......no.....
>Wakamotoharu cryingBros...
>He cryingKWAB
>>153857907Clip the crying, if you dare.
GYOJI BOWLED
Gyoji status: bowled
gyoji BTFO
Never seen a gyoji stay on his feet after a bump like that.
Total Gyoji Death
GTFO OF THE WAY GYOJI
>the sandal left behind
>>153858363buy an ad
>>153858363I appreciate the replays. Thank you.
>>153858377based
The elbow from Kiri!
>>153848538are beards forbiddencuz that looks good
Does Fujinokawa have his wiener out?
>>153858407>are beards forbiddenYes
>>153858407>cuz that looks goodno it fucking doesn't
total manlet death
>>153858328
Manlet got too greedy.
FujinoKWABros...
Fucccckkkk that would have kept going if Fujinokawa knew the tawara was there.
GWAN TOMATO
danbros, get in
Dan about to have a worse record than Shishi.
dans yokozuna promotion dies right here
>>153858478he did at the start of last basho too
>>153858471good effort though for a first time vs zak
dis gon b gud>>153858425what would you know you're a cat
Owari Dan
TOTAL FUCKING AONODICKSHI DEATH
MY TOMATO GOAT
atami is on a fucking roll
danbros, get out
owari da
OWARI DAN
It's over. It's fucking over
Its danover
it's over
>SAY>HIS>N-ACK!
That was some good ass sumo! And the Zuna run is dead this basho.
envelopes stolen AGAIN
ATOMIC FUDGY YAAAAAAAAAA
>>153858516newfag here, this whiteboy seems to be polarizing but his fights always seem to be the most entertaining anyway.
My tomato
kadoban LOOMING
Dan's rope run, whatever happened there...
I don't remember Atamiiin having any of this skill last year. Very proud of him.
>>153858518lmao, knee'd
>>153858534>BRAPPP
Somewhere in that arena Shishi is snickered like a Hyena.
>Hoshoryu's face right now
Shishi was always the better ukranian anyway
>>153858534>
>>153858520If you've just started watching this year then you've seen nothing, his "le hecking karate chopping the other dude's knees" phase was top memes
>>153858534
H O S HOSH
How to beat Dan: run threw him off the tachiai
Hosh looking mighty fine.
blasted
Yep. Hoshoryu won the basho.
>>153857433
>>153858570kotoshoho out of fucking nowhere snatches it from him, fish lips and all
>>153858520Dan himself isn't polarizing. His fans makes him polarizing. The dickriding is insane. Not just talking about here too. Go to any forum or sumo channel and you will see his fans slobbering his meat so deep it'll put the nastiest JAV actress to shame
>Reports saying Aonishiki is officially dropping out the of the tournament per NHK.OH NONONONONONONONONONONO
>>153858534Damn Atamifuji did the Allen Iverson step over? Disrespectful. I love it.
>>153858598Dan bros...
>>153858598KWABOTY
>>153858578>KotoshohoYou mean Gonoyama anon. Gonoyama. He's gonna henka Hosh on Day 15 to win the basho.
>>153858598>Its realHoly shit the knee actually broke him hahaha
Has there ever been a kyujo tournament winner?As in someone who was leading injuring himself on the penultimate day, unable to compete the final day, yet still winning the cup due to either his lead or the results going his way?
>>153858620off the top of my head, Wajima did it
>>153858598Slav throwing a hissy fit after cucking himself out of an otherwise easy Yokozuna promotion all because he got too cocky. Watch Shishi get the Yokozuna title before him now.
>>153858598please link
>>153858598Tha was fast. Bro was pissed.
>>153858598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>153858598Dan becoming the Icarus fable in real time.
>>153858598I can't find any hint of this anywhere, link
dan is never winning a basho ever again
>>153858598Please let this is real. This would make this the most retardedly funny Basho in years.
Will the danfag actually kill himself after this?Lmfao
>>153858598If real, Dan has an out; just blame Hosh. Didn't Chris Sumo say Hosh arm locked him in a gnarly way when they trained? So just say "elbow hurt. Mongoloid did it" and everyone in Japan will forgive him.
>>153858620TakerufujiHe should have gone kyujo and he still would have won the yusho but his oyakata told him it would be more kino to fight injured so he did it
>>153857568Why would a jeet have a problem with you talking like a dumb nigger?
Random viewer here. How's Dhalsim doing? Will we ever see Luke again?
>>153858727Ah shit
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>153858518Man Atami was fighting like hell to prevent that left hand of Dan. Dan only managed to get it after failing the throw attempt.
>>153858708Because they hate them too. Thought you knew fellow white man.
>>153858727This is somehow actually relevant to the thread as the Capcom Cup for Street Fighter 6 is being held in Kokugikan right now. Too bad no one is playing E.Honda though.
>>153858745Ignore him, he's here to vent after his boy got embarrassed yet again tonight and rumored to have dropped out.
>>153858598KEK WHAT AN OMEGA BITCH OF THE DECADE
>>153858756How are you this fucking stupid
>>153858534Dan: I was gonna be a Yokozuna just like you. But then I took a knee to the stomach, and got myself demoted to irrelevancy!
>>153858768How retarded do you feel seeing your boy get humiliated again? This a Mongolian sport now~
>>153858504
>>153858788Based Hoshoryu enjoyer. Slavs and Nips in total shambles this Basho.
>>153858739He seems to be taking the news well>>153858708>>153858768
>>153858755People don't like Honda's brand of sumo. Shame.
>>153858534Need a Bart edit where we can see the exact moment Ano's heart rips in half.
>>153845535When will his live Seppuku be shown?
>>153858788>>153858809Would you like me to actually show you how totally retarded you are? Its going to be really embarrassing for you and you might kill yourself when you finally realize the depth of your idiocy. Its pretty funny, really, because you have no idea who you are talking to here. And yet you are so, so arrogant about it.
>>153858850Do a flip. Maybe you can restore Dan's honor.
>>153858850Most mild schizo rambling ever.
The insects slowly being culled or exposed in this division.
>>153858850Danfag turned into Sephirot
>danKWAB
>>153858755>>153858814E.Honda is canonically an ozeki who abuses kadoban to go to street fighter tournaments without dropping rank.
>>153859135Why did you call yourself that, Danenjoyer?
>>153858850>>153859135>Aonishiki tard so mad and uppity he responded to the same anon twice.Can't make this shit up lol
>>153859238Just noticed that too haha. Anyway glad Hoshoryu is making a comeback since one of the top dogs need to step up after Onosato dropped out like a bitch and Dan going full bad Shishi status.
>>153818759>No one left has anything for DanThis lesson to be taken away here is that while Dan is very good, he's not unbeatable. All of the people who had beaten Dan this basho prior to today have beaten Dan before. Today Atamifuji beat Dan for this first time, proving that people can adapt to his style.
Aonishiki needs to learn how to pull. He can't just try to wrestle bigger guys normally as they will just clamp and overpower him because they are larger.
>>153859337You can say that about Ukraine in general.
>>153859289Dan was pretty impressing. He allways attacked.Went to Styla A ... didnt werk: plan B ... doesnt werk, plan C .... doesnt work: back to A ... finally wins by Dthis basho he is just not that flexible anymore.
Okay, he didn't fall OVER, but I'll still count it.
>be dan>get fat>lose
>>153858363
>Dan is just using his arm to break his fall>Meanwhile Atami has stepped out
>>153859289Dan looks like he's trying to fight "normally" and is losing to guys bigger than him as a result. His wins are the Wakas and Fuji, none of whom are particularly large. Meanwhile he's losing to Chura, Oho, and Atami who all have a ton of size on Dan.And these are Dan's EASIEST fights of the basho. At this rate he's a lock for kadoban and O1w.
>>153859782Number 11 will NEVER betray Aonishiki...
What happened in that last bout? Hosh was about to be thrown, but he reversed it somehow?
>>153860136Better leverage on the falling side foot.
>>153858118>>153857924>>153858377Now that Aonishiki finally flopped, I guess we need something else inane to shitpost about.
Dan WILL win out, go 11-4, and yusho
He just needs to change his name and he’ll be fine. Aonoshiki sounds like a maroon 5 song
>>153859347lol'd>>153859751he's already dead while atami's feet are still in
You can tell a lot about a rikishi by the way they handle someone when they're tossing them out. Some of these guys act all nice and cuddly in front of the cameras but they're real assholes.
>>153858598>Reports saying Aonishiki is officially dropping out the of the tournament per NHK.Stop spread fake news.I have to read every single word of the NHK news.apologize!
>>153857390>sense a retirement of Mitakeumi for whaatever reasons.He hasn't been the same since his father died.
>>153860518Give some examples
>>153858118Retard
>>153860535Surely no anon would outright lie on the internet?
Why can't he get into this position anymore?
Shall be making a second KK account for the sole purpose of coming in last. Should be just as hard as coming in first.
why do people come back in after kyujo? what do they have to gain when they're already 0-2-4? Is Teru making him do it out of revenge?
>>153860670salary, 3-12 saves them from the drop to juryo
>>153860670Missed days count as losses. Every win keeps them from dropping lower in the standings.
>>153860554Not him, but Takayasu stands out to me as being extra aggressive to his opponents. I wouldn't say for sure that makes him an asshole, but he is at best not concerned with the health of his opponents.
>>153859782Until this loss, Dan had been beating Atami Fuji consistently.Atami Fuji has clearly learned from his previous loss and is now outmaneuvering Dan. Dan, too, must learn if he is to be promoted to yokozuna.
>>153860554Hakuho pushing people when they're already out.
here are your leaders and contenders after the first weeksay something nice about them>aonishiki not listeddan-san... maybe next time
>>153861091>yokozuna, yusho winner>former ozeki, yusho winner>former ozeki, multi JY>former sekiwake, multi JY>yusho winnerGonoyama is the only odd man out there.
>>153861091Okaryu is 4-0 at Ms2w.Say something nice about your new sekitori.
>>153861091since Dan shit the bed I'm all about a Takayasu yusho now
>>153861194His name sounds delicious
>>153861091Kotoshoho is a mystery to me. When he's on, it looks like he does the basics well with very good footwork and that carries him through. That should make him have a high floor, but when he's bad he looks like he hasn't wrestled a day in his life.
Never had the makings of a Yokozuna athlete.
Chankonabe? Over here.
>>153855283Its an ancient Osakan sumo club, they wear those boring brown vests and never cheer for a specific wrestler because they love the sport so much.
The schizos are awakening.
>>153861394>>153861439>Hoshoryu: "Given the bouts we've had these past few days, I must say it's an HONOR to stand before such powerful rikishi... UNLIKE THAT DAMN UKRAINIAN IMMIGRANT WHO HASN'T STOPPED DEFEATING ME SINCE HE ARRIVED IN MAKUUCHI...!">Okaryu: "Hoshoryu, HOSHORYU STOP!">"...HE DESERVES TO DIE!!">"Hoshoryu, you've drunk too much chanko, you know how you get when you drink too much broth..."
Dan is still young, and it’s only been two and a half years since his debut tournament, so he’ll be fine.
>>153860854This reads exactly like the Japanese comments on youtube. Not sure if this anon is actually Japanese or just an advanced larp
>>153861833I don’t watch YouTube.It’s inevitable that the comments will be similar—it’s something every Japanese sumo fan thinks.
KOGAmotoharu
>>153860854Dan has been doing media appearances and nonstop celebrations of his victories and other accomplishments since November while everyone else has been chillaxing and training and all of the distractions have finally caught up to him.
>>153862062I felt like the streak of success up until this basho was carried by a fair bit of luck. It may be a combination of said luck running out and the pressure to perform well that are getting to him, not to mention every other wrestler being keen on learning how to deal with him.
>>153862167>He's never had a MK>He's defeated Hoshoryu every time he's faced him>He's broken Onosato's shoulder>He reached Ozeki in record time>He's won two basho in a row>"DUDE HAD JUST A LITTLE LUCK LMAO"Onosato had a little luck too? huh?
S E K I W A K E HOWDOWN
>>153862312yeah he's luckyhe's avoided any major injuriesthat's the biggest determining factor of how well you get on in sumo
>>153862062I saw some Ojisans on Yahoo Comments criticizing Dan for appearing on TV. Ojisans said it’s because Dan’s been on TV and at celebratory events that he’s been on a losing streak…
inb4 hoshoryu randomly eating shit to some 7-8 maegashira this week
>>153858425Confirmed beardlet
WMHbros...we can still pull out a KK right?
>>153862655No...
I like Dan but it was inevitable that he was gonna be figured out, he doesnt have the retard strength Ono does, his best trait is his low stance and insane balance, stand him up and you've basically got him as we saw with how well the arm lock strat worked.
>>153862488its very likely he will fight kotoshoho or even gonoyama since WMH is 0-7
>>1538623346-1 Takayasu will destroy KOGASHITma
11-4 could still be enough...
I still don't know why retards in this general hate Kirishima. He seems like a nice guy and does good sumo.
>>153862949it's just too tempting to add a 't' in the middle of his name
>>153858526Whatever happened there? I'll tell you what fuckin' happened! This piece of shit rikishi lifted the kid out of the ring with no provocation!
>>153862949He's got resting smug face. I like him though; his matches are usually exciting.
>>153862949lmao this dumb bitch likes mongs
Match of the night.
>>153862949No offense, but you have to remember you're on 4chan. A rikishi could win 5 basho in a row and win 10 bouts in a sixth basho, but if he loses a match, he'll be called a fraud, a jobber, and whatever else. It's part of the excitement of the sport and the memes.>1 win>HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE>1 los>FRAUD!>1 win again>HE IS SO BACK ZENSHO YUSHO INCOMING!In Kirishima's case, he has a lot to prove, since he's reached Ozeki, and every other mongolian wrestler who's reached Ozeki has ended up becoming a Yokozuna...
>>153863344>See this?! That means not welcome!Nabatame chill
>>153863390Not welcome where? Thailand? lol.
Nabatame v Takahara for sandanme yusho would be kino
>>153864312Koga is 2-1 and you will soon regret your words.
>>153864332Koga is in the Jonidan 90 section of his cycle, he can KK there, but if he gets promoted much higher he will 1-6
>>153864470faithless fool
>>153861091
based papa bear btfoing the gyoji
>Kotozakura>Oho>KogaYokozuna grandchildren are... so powerful...
>Aonishiki is 3-4What happened?
>>153865704his highly circumstantial luck ran out. he'll be forgotten about in a years time.
>>153865704He can put on the stoic samurai act as much as he wants but he's still just a 21 year old with the expectations of an entire nation on his shoulders. As good as the story would've been, him cracking under that much pressure isn't a big shock.Fun little tidbit for you though, every single rikishi who won back to back yusho has at some point in their career made Yokozuna. Only two rikishi have made back to back yusho without it being their Yokozuna promotion; Terunofuji and Aonishiki. This is the basho where Teru went 14-0 and lost to a Hakuho who'd rather die than lose to earn his rope. Dan isn't doing quite that well.
>>153865861Looks like theres only ever been 3 including Dan.
>dans rope run ends in less than a week>after literal months of non-stop bragging, preening, ass-kissing, and brown nosingHonestly curious as to how danfag is going to piece together his shattered sanity after this
>>153865704Yusho hangover is real.
>>153866181Why didn't he suffer it in January?
>>153866291That yusho didn't really mattered.
>>153866291he did and he would have zensho'd otherwise
>>153856513>what image is depicted on your kesho-mawashi?
>>153867049Giga Kino.Only thing I can think is that it needs the logo of the noodle restaurant as they would have sponsored it.
>>153860518Asanoyama just lost a match by being "nice"Its a combat sport. If you cant handle a shove, watch synchronized swimming like the soft ass bitch that you are.
>>153867391what if i like sumo and synchronized swimming
I appreciate the webmbros work, nice when you miss a day and just want to quickly catch up
>>153867272Arigatou gozaimasu, we are now sponsored.
>>153865704Shitty Dohyo in Osaka + racist JSA rigging
>>153868442The JSA is so racist that Ajigawa himself refused to call a monoii on that Churanoumi fight.
