The Arsenal Way ™ edition
“We” tied thoughbeit
next two weeks are crucial - one loss and it’s OVER
arteta in until he loses/draws a game then he's OUT.
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>>153843496>Crapsdale>Turdner>Deadiyasu>Holdini>Zionchenko>TearkneeNow this takes me back...>>153845460>effectiveYeah...>>153839769A loss this month will make the team crumble and the season to collapse, simple fucking as.
>The handbrake was too brakey
If you're not enjoying this Spurs downfall then you're not living It's even separate from supporting Arsenal. It's just hilarious
>>153846578>“I love to see them playKWAB of the highest degree. He got called the fuck out by everyone and now he's backtracking and trying to sound like a nice guy. Fucking total bitch
>>153849095The funniest thing is how richarlison thought they were an upgrade on everton
>>153848644>>153850015I hate when arsenal games are at 7am here, better when the game went overnight and I can twitch my finger on the fast forward button when the other team has possession or arsenal are playing too slow
>>153850067wait you genuinely fast forward when the ball is not with arsenal? kek that wild.
>Farteta's summer transfer targets are anthony 'one open play league goal in over a year' Gordon, and El BenchoOUT RIGHHHHHHHHHT FUCKING NOW
I'm assuming the best way to support arsenal is to not actually watch the games, and just look at the final score, so that you can plead ignorance when people point out the perplexing officiating decisions which lead to the majority of arsenal's competition points being scored
>>153850067Based fast forwarder.
>>153850366My family member will do this. Play the radio in one room and just over hear it whilst cleaning etc. no chance of watching it on tv. Going to a game though? Sure no problem lol
>>153850366>I'm assuming the best way to support arsenal is to not actually watch the games, and just look at the final scoreBeen doing this for 2 seasons. I only watch highlights if >we win
>>153848711you can tell that to the braindead cunts who want us to lose a game so the team can """""""""wake up""""""""""
>>153850067Not fast forwarding the horseshoeing is diabolical.
Even watching just highlights gives you a sense of how awful >our attacking play is.
>>153853291Its awful, but you know what? I dont really care about that at this point of the season. Its too late for Arteta to make adjustments, we can only hope this playstyle works until the league is won and >we somehow pull a fluke against Barcelona and Bayern/Psg/Madrid.
>>153855838I don't care if we crawl across the line in the league slurpping 1-0 victories all the way where the winning goal is a deflected shot off a defender's bum.Besides, IF we win the league, the assessment of this team will change retroactively. For all their kvetching, the media would rather do a 180 and talk about the "grit" and "catenaccio" style of this team than admit the EPL is actually shit and we were the least shit of them all.
It's incredible how Arsenal, with so many legends and so many great players (No, you're not there, gyokeres), are so unlucky when it comes to winning championships... They've lost several times..They just can't seem to get anything right and end up as runners-up... I hope this bad run ends this season... They have the Champions League, FA Cup, Carabao Cup, and the long-awaited Premier League... Well, only for Arsenal.LOL
>Pep get Manager of the MonthEven the people know that we're gonna choke away the title to City
>>153856557I agree with you except for> EPL is actually shitI think that all the mediocre teams are objectively way better which makes it extremely harder. This big 6 bollocks is basically not even a thing now - this season as their inconsistency can be looked at as teams underneath them having improved significantly.I think that calling the league weaker is a /epl/ and ABA cope if I may say so myself.That’s not to say we aren’t shit, but I don’t think the league as a whole is. It’s just harder.
9.5 bongs until heart palpitations and goycatle emotional outbursts at a plastic rectangle.Good times
Kai gives me hope.
>>153856557it doesn't help that 15 teams play dogshit dycheball, even 3 years ago teams were still trying to play football at the very least
Wow they rebooted malcolm in the middle sooner than us winning the league
>>153848644What did they mean by this?
gonna start drinking now in the anticipation of tonight’s draw.
What if we lose every trophy? Or worse, only win the League Cup?
Good morning. Big day ahead of us. I'm starting to feel nervous before every league game now>"Now it's West Ham that defines the Premier League," said Guardiola. "The league is the most difficult title. I believe it's the most difficult one.>"Now we go there knowing that if we drop points, it will be over."please please please please please please get us there lads just a scrappy home win today would be massive and then we can watch JARROD BOWEN snatch a stoppage time equalizer for West Ham
>>153859685What do you mean what if we lose every trophy? I expect us to not win any trophy simply because we haven't looked like a trophy winning team since middle of December.I am more thinking "what if we win a trophy".
>>153859690weve already won it desuwant spam to win ofc but more because it confirms spuds relegation
Squeaky bum time is gonna kill me
we simply need to score more goals than the opponent to win every game until the end of the season.
seriously though, we need to sell saka and martinelli
>thought it'd be a 3pm kickoff>it's an early evening kickoff insteadwho's in charge of this retardation
Stat: Nuno is the only manager to defeat Pep Guardiola with three different clubs - Wolverhampton Wanderers, Tottenham Hotspur and Nottingham Forest.
Gyok is good once every 4-5 games, he's scoring another brace I can feel it.
>>153850067Save your finger, mate and just watch at x2 speed, like sane people do.
>>153860410Tv jews
>>153850366Wrong.The best way to support the Arse is to actually watch the games (at twice the speed, skipping the HT crap too) and screaming tips and instructions to the lads and the manager at the top of your lungs and also berating them on the Internet.It's what keeps the team in the challenge still.
He’s gonna leave nordgard on the bench and run zubi into the ground again isn’t he
>>153860410They saved the best team for last anon
>>153860672Stat: West Ham never won vs Pep Guardiola
Would you take getting knocked out of the CL by Leverkusen if it guarantees winning the league?
>>153859690Stop worrying about other teams instead of Arsenal, my lad.Already aplenty to worry.
>>153859487Typical media anti-Arsenal bias. Nothing to see here.>>153860904Yes, since the UCL is a crap shoot anyway.
>>153860755>and run zubi into the ground againHe's already been ran into the ground. All that's left to know is how deep the grave will be.
>>153860904No since the premier league will inevitably go to City
>>153860904Yes.
>>153860904100%
if you wanna watch some good football today sunderland brighton is on
>>153861409i shouldn't say goodmore like entertaining
>>153860904>Would you take getting knocked out of the CL by LeverkusenNo.It's Quad Or Bust.
>>153861409Sounds like something Hurzeler would say lol
>>153860266Corners
>no Ode>no Trossard>mfw another useless midfield and Martinelli starting pls save us Kai
>>153861669Forget Martinelli, will Saka start or not is the question. That was a disgraceful performance against Leverkusen, especially considering he was the captain.
Leverkusen beating Bayern and up a man. Suddenly the Arsenal result doesn’t look so bad.
>>153861708That just means they're on the upswing which makes our chances of advancing lower by the minute
want to see saka in the 10 instead of ezehe's been shit on the wing probably because he gets doubled and tripled up on and eze doesn't press or carry the ball
>>153861793no, Noni/Eze LW - Gyokeres - Saka/Noni RW and Kai 10 is the only way to go.
>>153861708They havent rotated for the bayern game as far as I can tell and they played the same team against us that they played last weekend too. So their players are going to be dead for the return leg unless they rotate which means their team gets worse anyway.
>>153860679He is good like three games and then bad for three to gives games before going on a good run again. Magically those three games coincide with the rest of the team playing good.
Now that's how CL winners play
>>153860904Yes
>>153861409>0-0 slop
>>153850015>even worst
>>153861820arteta never gonna let havertz and gyok link up for more than 10 mins
>>153850067gooning gooner goonmaxes
>>153862065a man can dream.
Bayern got 2 reds lol
lineuphttps://x.com/Arsenal/status/2032853022099820606
>Calafiori starts!>Kai starts>Zubi obviously starts
>>153861985Sorry about that
>sakashit >norgaard not even on the bench>calafiori starting>kai over gyokWatch zubi make more mistakes because arteta is obsessed with his Spaniards. Gonna waste money on a zubi backup when norgaard IS HERE
>>153861886brighton scored a ridiculous flukei am vindicated
>>153862119At this point I'm convinced Norgaard slept with Arteta's wife
I WANT GYOK AND KAI TOGETHER, REEEEEEze is SHITE as a 10 (except when he plays Tottenham).
>>153862078>Drawing vs 9 menHoly shit they're better than us
>>153862078They got a draw despite thatChampion mentalityArsenal could never
>>153862151>Eze is SHITE as a 10 (except when he plays Tottenham).Technically, he was shit as a 10 in these matches as well. He just scored goals.
>>153862119I see Arteta read my posts about Gyokeres being a super sub
I've watched 2 leverkusen games in a row and they've played well but only managed 2 draws against 2 teams who were playing at 50% of their capability. Really no reason not to demolish them at home.
>>153862277yes but let’s ignore that.
>>153862301>Really no reason not to demolish them at homeAt best >we're going to play at 60% capability.
I dare Saka to stink it up again.
>>153862349anon, you know he will.
>>153862359Saka needs to remember who he was.
>>153862442Man gets no space anymore
Denilson is going to be arrested here in Brazil for not paying child support lmaohttps://www.lance.com.br/fora-de-campo/justica-decreta-prisao-de-denilson-neves-ex-sao-paulo-e-arsenal.html
>>153862349Just imagine being paid 300k a week to not even bother trotting with proper effort on the green grass...
>Interviewer: " If you could rewatch one movie for the first time which movie would it be?">Odegaard: "High school musical"Is this your captain??
I NEED Kai goals and everyone else firing full cylinders too, it’s time for two massive (home) statement wins vs Everton and Neverkusen.
>>153862530>he watched it when he was 9I bet he loves it because of one of the girls.
>Would Arsenal be ugliest title winners in history? What stats sayhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckg1elxww4po
>Boost for Arsenal with both James Tarkowski and Jarrad Branthwaite missing at centre-back. #afc
>>153862565Can't wait to watch Pickford stand there smoking a fag, just chilling, while >we pass the ball sideways 2 meters in front of him.
>>153862598>Can't wait to watch Pickford stand there smoking a fag, just chilling, while >we pass the ball sideways 2 meters in front of him.The arsenal way
>gyok and shartinelli coming from the benchthey will score, at least ZWEI goals.
>>153862749thats 3 in german
>>153862759yes.
eze on the left saka 10 madukeke on the right? kek
>>153862749>>153862759>>153862794doubt.spif
Rice out for the season
>rice ded before the end of the first minute
RICE IS COOKED. I REPEAT RICE IS COOKED
FINALLY gyokeres gets shitcanned to where he belongs: the deep end of the benchFINALLY arsenal can play care free football
>>153862797Is Saka on the left and Eze still 10?
Timber has been making some retarded decisions in attacking positions recently
SHOT ON TARGETI REPEATWE HAVE A SHOT ON TARGETIn the 6th minute as well. That's crazy.
Oh wow I can’t wait to spend the whole weekend complaining again, it’s amazing
havertz is just a bit of donkey isn;'t he
>Chadafiori daring to take a shot from outside the boxHincapie, your spot is secured for another 4 weeks minimum.
Artekkers needs to stop playing that England player that missed a penalty at the Euro 2016 final that wears no.7 for Arsenal until he gets a grip. Infuriating ass game
>>153862920you could simply choose not to
Sit the fuck down Arteta
>quick passes>shootingwtfok try passing through the middle now
>>153862912shows you how dire the team has been that I’m actually happy about this, top kek.
So many shots but no goal
My toffees would bootyblast this shit team
>>153862951This
>>153862951Don't be greedy now>>153862955It really says a lot that I'm honest to god happy that >we're actually just taking shots, even if they've all been shit. I'm just fucking glad to see them actually try.
What a save pickford
>>153862967We still have plenty of time to start playing negative
ACTUALLY MAKING PICKFORD WORKIt's offside but HOLY FUCK >>153862977I'll give it 30 minutes
am tired of this "saka is the captain" gimmickhe's an arsenal through and through and we all respect that but he's simply not supposed to be the captain in this team.give it to gabi or rice.
Pickford blowing his load before the world cup where he will inevitably be shit
omg we almost got a corner lads
ah i see pickford's going to have one of those game today
Jordan Pickford - World's greatest goalkeeper of all time.
I believe in Havertz
>>153862998For me it’s chesney
How is that not a foul
>ShiezeI'm still pleased he actually tried to go for it
fuck me what a save. offside though.
this has drawsenal written all over it
I know it’s entirely subjective and incorrect but I’m sick to death of every keeper turning into the 120% version of themselves when they >play us.
getting refball'd today
RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA I feel like every time I've praised Raya, he's immediately conceded afterwards>>153863022Pickford is literally known as the guy who's meant to be a shit keeper but makes saves that are talked about the all the damn time.
uhm don't like this bros
whew
Insane block by california
Bro…..
uff, already feeling queasy.
>>153863041>I feel like every time I've praised Raya, he's immediately conceded afterwardsWell no wonder. It was Chadafiori who made the block. Silly me. And now Timber is ded
Timber dead
But Raya is better
>>153863053That was wild tbf
Oh look, start a game looking OK, then completely fall to pieces as soon as the other team shows any degree of intent.
Funny thing, >we dominated Everton for 15 minutes yet it was them who just had two 1000% chances just now.Very funny.>>153862998*When facing Arsenal.
C H A D I F I O R I
>>153863075Here we go!
>Everton players falling over just by being in the sheer presence of the Italian Stallionlel
>>153863075but I thought the excuse for Arsenal being shit and boring was that their opponents don't show enough intent?
>Salibadalso lel
all I want is some early goals in the first half and a somehow consistent performance with maybe another goal in the second half. Is that too much to ask for.
How is that not a pen?????
havertz is shit i swear
THE ONE FUCKING TIME >WE PLAY THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF COURSE >WE HAVE TO TAKE 900000 FUCKING TOUCHES BEFORE TAKING A SHOTOF FUCKING COURSE
How can you dive there holy shit
Havertz will shine
>>153863017youre tainting my experience of enjoying the match
>Divertz
>>153863136It’s the arseAnd kai
>Arsenal game>homemade 'za>cold oneIt could hardly get any better.
Great ball by eze though
>>153863159just taking my homemade mac & cheese out the oven now lad
Oh my days thats a stone wall penalty
Good ball by eze to be honest!
I miss gyok
>>153863177Was it fuck la
stood on his fucking foot
>’premier’ league refereeing
These officials are on the payroll. Defender bodychecks madueke when he's 1v1 and no foul is given. Another defender steps on havertz foot when he's clear through and no pen is given. Even the sky sports commentators are saying its suspect officiating.
dirty thugs
So now it IS a foul, huh?
>>153863201nah it's great because they're blowing fouls on defenders falling over saving the beautiful game lmao
same old Arsenal always diving, cheating, time wasting and trying to injure opponents
>>153863201brother that madueke was obvious shoulder to shoulder, he was just carrying a lot of momentum which made it look like he was fouled.the havertz one am not fully convinced it's a pen, but it had been given before.
>>153863201not that it matters but have you looked at the refereeing team? Worst of the worst.
>Everton won the last two>but have not won 3 in a row for almost a year nowWelp.
>>153863177>StonewallFigures
Look at that hesitation That’s our problem right there
>Poopimendi At least it's a shot I guess
i can feel the loss coming
>can't finish their fucking dinner, let alone a chance>concede insane amounts of pressureHoo boy
Another one!Arteta mcfucking out, quad or not.
Aaaaaand evrlol look most likely to score don’t they
oh look an Arsenal player just happened to accidentally on purpose injure his opponent again
>One shot on target in 33 minutes and it was in the 6th minuteI'm starting to think that was just a fluke desu
whats this weird thing everton keep doing when they get the ball close to the opponents goal and then like kick the ball towards the goal
After a promising opening 10 minutes, we've gone back to playing the usual fucking slop farteta is famed for. Chalk up another dreadful performance where we'll be Lucy to scrape a draw from
>>153863279Kek right
save us from this dire football deccersgo on my son, score the freekick
havertz get away from the wall
Arsenal are drawing or losing bingo almost complete >early domination resulting in no goal >major decision going against you >refs being awful in general >opposition growing in confidence and looks like scoring any minute
>Price>Poovertz
Its so boring. Everyone just parks the bus.
>hit the wallFuck off.Fuck off.
Lacklustre and unbearable
pastor timber is not feeling good it seems....
big man mosquera
Timber ded What a surprise with how much arteta is killing him and zubi
ah the bingo continues >core player in already understaffed position going off injured brilliant
>subbing on a defenderIS HE RETARDED IS HE DOING IT ON PURPOSE THIS FUCKING LEGO BRAINED SHITHEAD FUUUUUUCK
Oh my days. Is that a first half substitute I see? For Timber?? Because he got a knock???Where the fuck is the real Arteta and what have they done with him????
MOAR CENTER BACKS!!!
>>153863326>>153863329retardstimber took a knock this is literally what all of the signings were for
Mosquera is decent at rb and pacey
>>153863306They know it can get a result against >usIt’s really fucking boring. Years of it now
Don’t worry ladsHavertzchads will get us over the line
now saliba's gonefuck me
It’s boys everyone’s getting injured
Raya flew in front of his face so fast Saliba got dizzy.
>>153863385>It's boys
>>153863392>*it’s ok boys
>stop the game so Arsenal player injured by his teammate who is off the pitch can receive treatmenthmmmm
>>153863342>full 1st suit defence CAN NOT defend against the mighty Everton>attack is utterly and completely impotent>QUICKLY LETS KEEP THINGS THE SAME WITH A 1-TO-1 SUBRetard is you (and Fagteta).
>BakaThis motherfucker
>>153863412Yes, the ref is gash.
See, that's what happens when Arsenal players shoot. Apologize to Sharteta
>>153863418>caka>Yes let me unleash my zero impulse control and low iq a minute
>>153863415So you want them to bring on an attacker and still remain completely impotent but also concede a goal?
not as awful as the Leverkusen game but it’s getting close.
fuck off eze
This nigga saka want a trophy?
>+5Fuck.>>153863434It's either "shake things up, fail and concede" or "keep things the way they are, fail and concede".At least one of those gives one [spoiler]hope[/spoiler].
I am convinced >we literally cannot play through the middle or even attempt anything through the middle if Kai isn't on the pitch.
raya knocked all sense out of saliba
>you now remember the 3 months last season when it was illegal to touch the ball after committing a foul. 2 red cards I’m furious every time I remember. Clear corruption
>wignbacks in the middle>wingers out wide>strikers nowhere to be seen>Saka not bothered to runAh yes, 1st half added time Arse.
shit teamshit manager
>>153863473Saka was just a rb how fucking drunk are you
>>1538634623 months last season for one team and one team only, mind you. Pedro kicked the ball away in that very same fucking match well after the whistle had gone but did he get a yellow? Like fuck he did.
>>153863462intentionally booting the ball away after giving away a foul has always been a yellow card
shit halfama fuck off to play some slay the spire 2better put in gyokeres and martinelli on when i come back.
eze off gyok on
Where are the delusionalfags now?
going from being the best defensive team in maybe the whole of Europe to this hurts my soul. Everyone is all over the place popping up in spaces where they have no business, wtf is Arteta doing to the team?!
if arsenal win 1-0 on a set piece now they will be blamed for ruining football
>AHH! SHITVERTZ! SAVE ME
Eze has had a few shots at goal. If he can hit the target its a deadly threat. Need to keep feeding him. Also madueke. Getting closer just need to be clinical. Everton are treating this like a cup final so its all good.
Clear pen for the foul on Havertz, game's a meme
>>153863515No delusion fags in /arse/ only a mildly positive sweden and bulgaria. Gulf bro is even turning arteta out now.Only efaggots who are getting paid (aftv) can actually carry on with this nonsense narrative that we are actually good
Yet another unbelievably shit performance
>>153863542He hit row z every time so far so im not confident with his chances today.Hopefully
>>153863575>mildly positivewildly delusional*
>>153863542Sadly, Arteta will see all those off target shots and tell the squad to not bother next week. >We got one shot, >we didn't take it, so it'll be back to the passing sideways 30 times inside the penalty box again.
Ref looked so upset when that Everton chance at the end amounted to nothing
What is the verdict so far lads? It was looking pretty poor in terms of end product. I can see what they're doing pushing defence high to have more threats but they're getting hit pretty hard on counters down the left. I cannot as of now see the goal coming. The 11 man low block, the uncoordinated attack, retarded long shots. They are very good on corners too. Add to that, Pickford is brilliant. Going to be a scrappy 2nd half.
>>153863604People underestimate Gyokeres off the bench
It either ends 0-0 or >we lose 1-0
There's no way kai wasn't fouled I know my guy doesn't just fall
>>153863502Can I see those yellow cards? to people not wearing a cannon?
>>153863635had the back of his foot stood onref is a wanker and VAR as worse
>>153863635I don't give a fuck about half decisions like that top be honest. They've made any solid chances yet. I hate the penalty decision or corner being the only goal. If arsenal don't win the league, it's because they aren't good enough. They should have been better the past season in creating good opportunities multiple times a game.
Arsenal are anti football because they used the post to block a shot
>>153863635Yeah the defender basically just stomps on the back of his foot. They're not showing the angle they showed during the match again.
We are not gonna win the Premier League with a performance like this. Next week is Carabao Cup and we play like this? Not a good look
Reminder “low block” just means we get the ball past the half way line and pass sideways until the opposing team to sets up 9 men behind the ball
Wow we had a great position on the edge of the box to just cross or shoot and now its an Everton throw
>>153863668the rules surely need to be changed to stop this abuse of loopholes by The Most Boring Team in Football History. Perhaps hitting the post should count as two goals? It is smaller than the net after all (and harder to be defended by the "have a decent goalkeeper" loophole Arsenal are also abusing)
Madueke, Eze and Saka dwell far too long on the ball.
>>153863651it was one of the yellow cards you cried about so youve already seen itand before you cry about it again you do not turn around to koan at the ref in the same motion as kicking the ball if you dont know the whistle has been blown
>Get the ball>switch to the other foot>switch to the first foot>pass it out wide>get the ball back>switch to the other foot>switch the first foot>pass it out wide
190 was right about you arsefags.He's a legend of /sp/ if you don't know who he is.
Fucking saliba had an open pass to zubimendi but decides to pass wide and give the ball away and now they have a corner. Fuck sake.
>>153863692Far too much hold up play. Bodo Glint are a good example of fluid fast counter attack. The ball moved toward the goal with every kick in a surgical direct manner. Instead arsenal just dwell and allow opponents to set up as you say.
if arsenal lose the title because they drop points at home against fucking everton i'm gonna
>>153863692Yup. This copium has to die. People who actually watch the match knows why it always looks like they have 11 people behind the ball. People who only look at graphs think every single team is scared to come out against Arsenal when that couldn't be further from the truth.
Yes bodo play with no fear. Beautiful to see. Brilliant actually. Good luck to them this year honestly
I think Saliba had a stroke.
Fantastic. Now all the defenders are fucking falling asleep. Jesus fucking Christ. What is wrong with these retards?
>poopimendi
cometh the horseshoe
FOR FUCK'S SAKE RICETHERE IS FUCKING NO ONE AROUND YOUYOU HAVE ALL THE TIME AND SPACE IN THE WORLDWHY WOULD YOU FUCKING PASS????????????????????
you don’t win leagues with horseshoes
>>153863757Exactly. It’s why I don’t watch YouTube hopium or copium. We have been watching footie long enough to see the issue
>fuck around passing in your third>invite huge pressure>draw them out after nearly losing the ball>finally send the ball forward>no attacking threats>have to wait for team to run forward>everton reset in the processHigh risk with zero reward whatsoever. This is really retarded.
I don't like this position Madueke is playing. He plays better at right wing. In some point of games the manager will try and switch both wingers maybe there might be joy. Not even a thought
>>153863709Lot of text today nothing wow
>BakaOn my mother's life...
Wish I didn’t stop drinking, the games get progressively worse every week, didn’t think this was possible, Everton aren’t even particularly good, >we are just shit.
massive round of applause from arteta for that play btw
I keep forgetting Sean Dyche isn't coaching Everton anymore lol
>>153863826You've already chosen hard mode by watching >us, why would you make it even more difficult by doing it sober??
has zubi done anything but pass it to a defender
>>153863822I accept your concession
These players refuse to shoot its infuriating
JUST SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>153863826I start a new job on Monday after pretty much 4 months of watching us cope our way through the league so im determined to stop drinking on matchdays or just not tune in at all actually for that matter
They are just shit.
enter: gyökeres
>>153863853You didn’t say anything to reply to, just vague nonsense
>Sucka
Saliba and Mosquera are being >our playmakers Grimmest of grimoires
Well if we wasn't scoring a goal before, we definitely ain't now.
>>153863889exit: playing like you have 11 men on the field
>zubigaard
why does this fuck refuse to play havertz and gyokeres together
>takes off havertzarteta out
heaven help me >we are relying on Martinelli and Gyok to save the day.
Havertzbros… our response?
>>153863909Gyokeres and Shartinelli strike comfort into the hearts of the opponents
>subs out the only person who is creating anything for shartinelli
>>153863926It’s over
>martinelli on the wrong wing>plays better on sakas side and find gyokYeah righteo Lego brain
>300 billion blocked shotsI'm tired, Wobbie.
>>153863929Beatable on their day
I was going to write a list of the shit arsenal players and then I realised you could make a case for literally all of them except maybe the CD pair.
Eze cant hit the target to save his life
YES PLEASE TAKE MORE SHOTSALL IT TAKES IS JUST THE TINIEST BIT OF LUCKPLEASE GOD JUST KEEP FUCKING SHOOTING
How is that a foul? Wtf this ref is on crack
eze shot so hes getting subbed off next
>pooze
>>153863964Kek I thought you only watch highlights
What the fuck is this referee smoking?
The fucking gunners refuse to shoot lol
refball
>>153863964Can’t be having that
>win ball>foul to Everton
>>153863980Rules of engagement state it must be a clear and identifiable target
>>153863972im not whoever you think i am
>>153863989Kek
>>153863989Makes it even more baffling to see everyone complain about >us cheating when >we're the only ones not committing war crimes.
falling asleep here tbqh
>9 11Hehe.
going for a whiz and when I’m back I better see some Arsenal goal flashing on my screen.
MAX
>AHH! SAVE ME MAX DIVEMONG!
maximise the probability of a win
He’s too much of a faggot to sub Eze an play max isn’t he
Shitty still have a game more to play, innit.
back>no goalARTEEEEEETAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>153863894nothing vague about it, in fact it was quite detailed
ref is paid off
Everton winning fouls for the same things they're doing to arsenal players but we arent getting any fouls. I'm telling you there will be a scandal one day where these guys are found to be biased against arsenal. We didnt get a single pen at home last season and these guys were responsible for a bunch of the decisions we didnt get.
wtf was thatRiggi
SAVE US 13 YEAR OLD SCHOOLBOY PLEASE
>>153864080Refs have had enough of Arsenal's shit, they were always going to suffer at somepoint for taking advantage of refs not blowing for their blocks during setpieces
>>153864080I’ve thought for years all sportball comps are rigged to a certain extent. Footie just makes it super obvious with these idiot decisions
if Arsenal draw or lose this game it’s a 100%on the refs, absolutely abysmal performance from them (and Arsenal).
mongs in the stadium telling gabi to shoot lmao
save us broccoli hair youf mandem
does downsman even have pubic hair? sharteta has lost the plot
COMEON OUR MAX
KOMPANY WHAT A GOAL!!!
ive seen enoughits going to be a draw
I truly believe winning or not winning this game will decide the title.
>Dowman onAction man is playing for a penalty lmao
>>153864125Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
Weird seeing a player who hasn’t been completely corrupted and ruined by farteta
How do you guys watch this shit every week lmao
>expecting anything from a literal kid in a potential title decider I have more faith in Raya scoring a headed goal with the last corner of the game.
>>153864123That sort of magic is literally never going to happen for arsenal.
>Flair on the pitch>Immediately look threatening
There's about 10 more matches until dowman starts his degradation into a horseshoe passer
Saka is so unbelievably awful
Do they actually do attacking training? Because none of these little killer balls or through balls ever seem to come off. Do they even train?
This is the perfect merino clutch game. I knew losing him would be devastating
>>153864179300k a week contract mid season whilst he's playing poorly should be a sackable offense. Beyond belief.
>>153864178Impossible. He is objectively too individual minded which is exactly what we need and how saka used to be before he lost a yard of pace and now shoots at the defender
BRING JESUS IN
i fucking hate this team
>>153864187No there isn’t actually goals at the training ground, we’ve covered this
Petty little fouls constantly give against arsenal, it's absurd.
>21 shots >only 4 on goal
If you reach the CL final and you play Bayern, do you think you'll win?
FUCK SAKE HIT THE FUCKING TARGET HOW DO YOU SKY SO MANY SHOTS
>>153864220We want to win tho
Saka needs to sit out for a few games. It's very clear. He's extremely sloppy.
JUST FUCKING SHOOT
>downman
>upman
It's fucking over lads holy fucking shit. Today might be the day they lost the league.
DIVEMONG WHAT A MAGISTERIAL GOAL!!!
JUST ONE MORE TOUCH BROYOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR ITJUST THREE MORE TOUCHES BROI'LL TAKE THE SHOT MAN YOU KNOW I WILLJUST SEVEN MORE SHOTS MAN COME ON MAN YOU KNOW I CAN DO ITJUST TWELVE MORE TOUCHES BRO
>cuts inside and shoots twice>now utterly helpless and out of position>zero football IQ>BOSS my 300k pls
>>153864242We won’t reach another final
that’s how title charges die, with a whimper, against Everton, at home.
>>153864271You're basically in the semis against Barca/Atletico
i feel like every game i watch of arsenal is this sort of dross and the only difference has been a ratball set piece or something for 1-0
They always go for the top corner when they've missed so many shots going for it. It's the definition of insanity.
>>153864245then why did he bring sharteres in then?
>>153864244Can't hit the target with everyone blocking shots, la. You have to be a tit more creative here, hoping the ball bounces down from the roof and goes in.Or alternatively, >we could be playing a tit faster, but it is immensely dangerous and thus not applicable here.So either this or shitty crosses that reach no one, pick your poison.
>>153864265>Today might be the day they lost the league.No, it won't be. It'd be the day Arteta watched Livershit do absolutely fucking nothing for 45 minutes at >our home and then decided to set up the team to play abject cowardball for the next 45 minutes. Could have taken the game to them but Arteta was too fucking scared of a team that did nothing. I'll say it again, for 45 whole minutes, they did nothing. And Arteta got scared of that/ That'd be the day >we lost the league.
>>153864290he will score the winnert. Czech these digits
Martinelli has fucked up every opportunity he's been given
>>153864282Bodo have too much hype within themselves and actually play without fear
>>153864284Wild, isn't it? They're still joint top goal scorers in the league with City. Never looks like it though
Everton just diving and time wasting at every chance now. Don't blame them. It's fucking annoying.
>>153864302bring me gil vicente or I retire
GYOKKKKKKKKK
Gyokeres 90+3
:]
BIG VIC YEEEEEESSSS
he's got such a big cock that gyok
GYOKEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEESFUCKING APOLOGISEBIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC
now to concede in added time
GYOKERES
t-rex does it again
my big swed cock
i apologize to vik and no one else
FUCK OFF
>>153864326>>153864290apologise to me right now, Lee gunner
dowman with a banging cross there
BANE?
I APOLOGIZE I KNEELSWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN
DOWMAN
Where the duck did 6 mins come from?
>>153864270sell him and get my nigga down sindrome man in there
Dowman must be the greatest player of all time
>Hincapie's monster cock with an assistL M A OMAO
>>153864373good job
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
>+6choke incoming
Look at that ball in by Maximum EndowmentBukakke would never
MAX FUCKING DOWMANPIERO FUCKING HINCAPIEVICTORMOTHERFUCKINGGYOKERESFUCK YOU ARTETA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHITFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
teams coming here and playing this 11 men in the box boring faggot trash footy deserve to lose 1-0 in the 91st money.fuck these stupid blue fags, maybe try actually playing next time
Wait, does this count as a set-piece (the throw in)?!IT BETTER DO!>>153864402You know it, fool.
>>153864386All the Evertonian time wasting
He can't even legally be in the showers and he's winning the title for the arse guys
crazy how much impact one player that actually isn’t tainted completely by Artetaball can have.
BIG GYOK DOUBTERS IN SHAMBLESalso how good is dowman, what a sub
>>153864429I too still remember early Saka...
HOLY SHIT DOWMAN IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HOLDING ON TO THE BALL INSTEAD OF MINDLESSLY BOOTING IT AWAY TO A FUCKING OPPOSING PLAYERArteta is 100% fucking breaking his legs after this match
GOATKERESDOWGOAT INSAKA OUTcan't even see these captchas after a few drinks lads. miss half the game on them ;_;
>>153864405Lol pls stfu forever you miserable cunt
I still don't trust this ref not giving them someone at the end out of desperation
>>153864438did you see him cross the ball into the box? we'll never see dowman play again
>>153864437oh yeah top left back mate
I THINK SAKA SUCKS
>>153864429Watching Dowman actually hold the ball and not lose it instantly alone is such a fucking huge difference that it's insane. Still 3 fucking dreadful minutes to go but that was genuinely huge to see.
what the fuck is this league why does every match have a last minute goal
>>153864432By far our best dribbler already. Just needs some moves because right now teams just gonna hack him when he tries to get past. He'll have jello ankles.
this goal is all pickford btw
Imagine winning the league and the CL with Gyokeres scoring the winning goal and getting the ballon d'or
>>153864461At least Ethan will have some more company next season when they both inevitably get loaned/sold because they're not cult members
Gabriel giving away the most pointless corner
translation to english: 3 points for the Arsenal
>The crowd is mostly whiteDid /sp/ lie to me
:]]
>stream goes down>shows one frame of gyokeres covering his mouth>goes down again Kino.
>opposition corner with 5 secs to goUH OH
hincapie played 3 minutes and in MOTM for meshit starting lineupshit game
>>153864482this one too
DOWMANNNNNNN
OH MY FUCKGINNNGNGNGNOGO GGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>153864507based i love you
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN DOWMAN
Two-nil to the Arsenal :)
KINO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Arteta does deserve credit for that sub btw
DOWMAAAAAAAAAAAAN
MY WHOLE STREET IS ON FUCKING FIRE AFTER THAT BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kek
DOWNMAN
>PickmongL O LMAODOWGOATB A S E DEST
FUCKING INSANE THIS KIDS IS MAGNIFICENT
>>153864511nvm, its obviously the child's MOTMarteta will be furious
HOLY BASED
kino
THE PRODIGAL SON HAS ARRIVED, PLS BE THE NEXT WAZZA (or Messi if you want)
Gyokeres with the goal and the clearing header at the last min corner Dowman with the cross into the box which lead to the goal and the 2nd goal
the thing about arsenal is..
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGG RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
SUCK MY FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK ARTETAFUCK YOUYOUR FUCKING COWARDLINESS BEATEN BY A FUCKING SIXTEEN YEAR OLD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Imagine experiencing this at 16
A baby is gonna win us the league
>chelshit
based goal, I kneel
I STOOD UP TO MY SCREEN AND YELLED KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
>impacts the game with subs
DOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGODDOWGOD
Bless him. He needs more minutes. He fucking changed the game bros unironically.
>>153864543Fuck no he doesn’tThis is classic mikelPutting on youngsters when he gets the tactics wrong and prays for a miracle, then pretends it was all part of the planBased dowman though holy shit
Give Dowman the 10 so I can order a jersey.
>Arteta losing his shit like he'd won the CWCVery soulful and based.>>153864562Come on, even I'd score that.
that one eze shot was fire tho
Obviously it's great he scored but I wish it was 1-0 and he scored the winner like a reverse Rooney
WTF LADS, HOW ARE WE SO FUCKING BACK???
Gyokbros see you all again in 5 games
PROTECT DOWMAN AT ALL COSTS
youngest goalscorer in PL history? LMAO
The seethe will be delizioso tonight.
>>153864603please dont. its cursed like the 9
DOWMAN MOTM
>>153864625Yanited and rppney in shambles
>downman is still only 16
Thank God for Max Dowman.
I've been posting on this website years longer than Max has been alive.
DBTheTruth was right...that Dowman kid is something special
Arteta OUT.We can't let him ruin Dowman.
>>153864621KEEP ARTETA FAR AWAY FROM HIMMAKE HIM KEEP TRAINING WITH THE UNDER 21s. ON LOAN UNTIL ARTETA IS GONE. ANYTHING PLEASE. ARTETA WILL RUIN HIM
This fucking squad these fucking players fuck me I saw the Invincibles and I love these motherfuckers so goddamn much
>going to school after this absolute cinema moment Whew lads
>>153864613Ya honestly jumped out my seat. He deserved a goal by just being trigger happy.Fuck it we won man
>>153864625Holy based.
>>153864655young lad gonna overdose on pussy
max dowman and kai rooney next rivalry is not something I was expecting
Just wondered, dowman he's 16, a child. his teammates are adults. in the lockerroom they are naked, they flash their adult cock to that child, and they make a child walk around naked around adults.can arsenal get prosecuted?
What did we learn? Direct attacking players win matches. This kid has no brakes. Every move he was looking to attack. Kid has just won 3 points singlehandedly. Goal and an assist (pretty much). Probably too young for every week but holy christ. BTFO'd shitters like saka eze and madueke
Trossard/Eze - Gyökeres - Noni/SakaRice/Zubi - Kai/Dowman - Rice/Dowman are the only variations I want to see, no more Zubi and Rice starting together in games where >we actually need to score goals. No more Eze stinking up the middle, no more Martinelli being useless.
Racist a white guy beats Ngubu's youngest PL scorer record desu
>>153864667tftp
>>153864655Hide your power level unless they start first
>>153864678>>153864678>>153864678new
>>153864672Arteta set them up to be extremely attacking, I'm not quite sure what happened today.
>Dowman was 4 when we got Ozil
>>153864667>in the lockerroom they are naked, they flash their adult cock to that child, and they make a child walk around naked around adults.they have regulations that prevent it you nonce
Finally we beat the real team that determines if you win the leagueFuck that was like the City Everton game years back
>>153864686are you fitting in buddy?
Guys, 20 mins ago you were saying Arteta lost the plot for putting in a guy with no pubic hair.
>>153864667youre french and are hung up on nudity? i think ive seen every single family member on my french side completely nude at least once
>>153864698state sponsored noncery?
>>153864625Looks like it yeah.
>>153864606Cup winners cup was more boring than this game except for the only goal
>>153864672>What did we learn?The same thing we've seen literally over a year ago>What did Arteta learnJack. Fucking. Squat. Yet. Fucking. Again. He's going to look at all those shots >we took from outside the box, see that >we scored 0 goals, and yell at them to never fucking do that ever again.
>>153864667This shit got brought up with guys like yamal. Legally speaking they have to be in a separate dressing room than the rest of the senior team.
>>153864697Based youngun opportunist. He doesn’t remember the dog shit before that.
>>153864634Im so happy that fat fuck isnt it anymore even though i dont hate him now but i used to, get fucked ya british bulldog suck off ronaldo some more ya cunt
>>153864659
>>153864579I want my baby back
