still searching for cricket
pavement parsiq port talbot bouldering fightstarprawn dhansak
CBFO (certain brit flags out)
any jam boy in?got an early round tomorrow and the bugs finna be biting
YFO
MFIYAB (My Fist in your Ass Britzo)
decided to build (diy) an inground pool this year on my property https://youtu.be/6L0eiDipgCYama x
>>153849837GOTTEMIT
probably sat in it once and all the water came out
>>153849789im golfing tomorrow but its at some goat track because my mates a dropkick who forgets to book early in the weekcourse probably wont even have complimentary jamboys
prodigy were huge in russia HUGEyou look up any prodigy video and i guarantee its full of Russian commentshttps://youtu.be/zKNoU2P0dQc?si=6VCkKPhSdWwtpCLd
>>153850018skydived to dis track once ngl xhttps://youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw
the virgin fall to earth vs the chad ascend to the heavens
>>153850052https://youtu.be/6_PAHbqq-o4
favourite australian pop song:savage garden - to the moon and backfavourite current australian band:violent sohofavourite autralian tv show:neighbours or round the twistfavourite australian sportsman:Warney, ofc. Then thorpedo or based marnusfavourite australian film:boys in the treesfavourite austrlian author:Patrick whitefavourite austrlian animal:frilled neck lizardlike pendulum toohttps://youtu.be/UINhE8L1yXg?si=38WU5afzQvUsDG_3
>>153850052based this is me skydiving in nz Lost my fucking shoesNever sky dive in slip ons
>>153850069my reply to all that¿fried green tomatoessimple as xhttps://youtu.be/Jxz_GCAP8CU
>>153850125MADLADADLAD
30 push ups and a v4 (absolute max) ceiling and you'll never be welshtoothpick armed freak
>>153850155piss off
MKIYKWIM (melie kerr if you know what i mean)
>>153850245you ever been to raglan mate? what a lovely place
>glammy lad pretending to like zachy but brutally stood him up when they were both meant to go to a cricket watching date/cric/ remembers, neek
>>153850264just had to google where that is, no never been
>>153850328its a long time ago and i submitted a formal apology which was accepted. stop trying to come between us >>153850342i had to hitchhike there because you make it really hard to go there.
>>153850351raglan isn't really a beach that most kiwis care forits a bit shit unless you're a surferpretty much any coromandel beach mogs it
I feel like a fake kiwi sometimes because I hate the beach. Give me a nice lake or river any day.
>>153850373i've spent a lot of time at lake rotorua and it used to be really niceswimming in heavy surf is fun if the waves aren't breaking too close together
a lot of respect being shown to australia and new zealand tonight, i like to see it
based shitjeet making us realise nz isn't that bad (compared)
The realest walls are the ones we build in our mind
>>153850128based Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon>>153850109Home and Away mogs Neighbours and it's not particularly close ( I haven't watched either since 2005)>>153850356thisRaglan is a cute little town but the beach is a bit naff if you're not surfing
I feel kinship and brotherhood with uk and nz and always support them when aussies arent playing Everyone else can get fucked desu
>>153850631i certainly don't
>>153850631based me
Got formerly-proto-gf toil in Amsterdam next weekThen for half of April too because she's coming to visitWhy won't she just leave me be ffs
disgusted by women, lusts after plastic rocks.
t's 2003. You're sitting on the air conditioners round the back of your local Tesco Extra just dossing around with the lads. One of your mate's older brothers got you a bottle of White Lightning. You've got this banging out on one of the brand new Samsung flip phones that could play full MP3 files. You've got no bills to pay, no responsibilities except homework. Those were the days.
trump is deploying 5k zogbots i see may they all burn in hell
rumour has it the united states is running out of incepeptor missileshope springs eternal
>>153850155I can do 32 pull-upsv4 is nowhere near my ceiling and I don't have toothpick arms, couchy freak >you'll never be Welsh I am Welsh though. Welsh and proud
about as welsh as your bedsit is a freehold
>zachy returns>shitjeet goes awol
>>153850914they don't understand me I will never understand them I go on a million dates and they either like me way more than I like them, or I find them reasonably OK looking and they didn't want to know, even if they express clear interest they simple don't want to know afterwards. it's strange I am simply not built to get along with women, my best bet is to just keep increasing my 20mm max hang to weirdly strong levels, and pray everything falls magically into place thereafter
the female brain is simply incapable of understanding the value of the 20mm max hang
the world is so clapped in 2026this is a world in which Harry styles is deemed a cultural icon. a tattooed up manlet with one facial expression going to war with Iran. more blood for the bloodgods a decimated dating world birth rates in the gutterpeople unironically watching t20I won't kill myself because it's mother's day weekend and there is something inside me so strong
Motion on the table to add boreball to the order of the day pursuant to the long absence of cricket
>>153851683tiny rebs numbs the pain
Im a heavy metal man Im full of heavy metal
>>153851736get in the matchie lad
>>153851410why would I want a freehold flat?freeholds aren't the answer
>>153851736we're all in the us/can thread matetwo games during the day tomorrow too, we eating good
there's nothing wrong with leasehold flats general freehold wont work anyway, not in modern england
you want abdul in the flat below to pay up yeah good luck
any large flat building you will be paying for some kind of service better people are forced into it freehold just creates its own problems
>touching leaseholds are FHBThat's a yikes from me dawg
generally freehold flats won't work
they have talked about banning leasehold flats but I don't think they will even go through with it there's no alternative in place no plan. a bit like trump in Iran
>>153851453noticing this
>>153851453>zachy returnsno he hasn't lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0oY83S67V0Whenever I'm drunk I watch this and get hard
>
>>153852729wow so funny you know how many people laughed?
>>153850245queem QUEEM&* mmmmmMmmmMMMMMWWWAAAAHHH*>>153850513x
Baseball is for gay yank pooftas. There, I said it.
who is cricket for
>>153853138twinks
Tough talking Yorkshire men.
cricket is for lovers
Top lad is Sir Geoff
>>153853391lovers of what
>>153853591baseball
This is enough. Time to make a change.
it was a good game manjust enjoy good sport me
>>153855513so true
I wish this board had ID's so badly.
>>153849970luv a bloke who has a crack at project, me. concrete or drop in fibreglass?
>>153855513corr look at those huge fucken TITS
>>153855917imma ‘crete guy ngl fella x
>>153856132i member talking about your water tank slab cobber x
>swimmin in cementenjoy having microcretes in your brain
On this day in 2001, during the famous 2001 India vs Australia Kolkata Test, VVS Laxman and Rahul Dravid put together a 376 run partnership that helped India come back from the follow-on and defeat Australia
>treacy's shitty notebook tattooswhat's going on in fremantle?
Crusaders v highlanders
>>153856497>on this dayI SEE CLEARLY
WILL JORDAN SCORE A TRY
Jordan plays t20 for England mate
huge fan of the humble moka pot if i'm being honest, absolutely no need to fuck around with any espresso machine bullshit
Should I bother watching the IPL as a white man?
>>153856385i member cretela! tisbeenaminute innit¿ hope yer doing great fella x>>153856400
chabbin bla doesnt even make senseit doesnt mean anything its just meaningless drivel
>>153858237so true
>>153858870iykwim haha
smeg me arse la…jus stayin yamagucci, pengaa hope ya queem ya x
Found out that the old Welsh fella in my team, who spends every weekend doing all-dayers at the pub, is a big cricket fan. Got excited to find a kindred spirit at first, but when I talked to him about it, it turned out he was really big on the T20 World Cup and IPL (him and his pub mates have sweepstakes for it all, and watch the games together).Will need to slowly guide him towards the slower-paced humble beauty of Glamorgan Cricket Club before he retires in a few months, for his own good.
jump
how high sir?
>>153858861>IPL>whiteno
>>153859060u jump to NO onex
anyone getting the r2¿https://rivian.com/r2
did you fags catch this?
>>153859508Australian levels of fair play
>>153859508retards will say "stay in your crease at all times"
>>153859508stay in your crease at all times
>>153859508retards will say "retards will say"
see>>153859034
>>153859508what happens when jeets try to use the bairstow stumping tactic but arent dignified enough to stay within the spirit of cricket
oh nvm I wasn't ghosted after all all is good again lads
didn't ask
might start drinking soon>didn't ask i know you didn't
dc
HAPPY PI DAY FELLAS
>>153856497Inspirational. Those VVS drives and flicks through mid on/midwicket against the spin or insode out past mid off/cover of the pies of convict warnie are what comes to mind first
>>153859694>bairstow stumping tactic>within the spirit of cricketwhos gonna tell em?
>>153860115I read somewhere that this match, especially the comeback from the follow-on buckbroke aussies so hard, that they didn't even consider enforcing follow for many years in test cricket.is this true
>>153860361>>153860573new fanfiction, anglo bros?
just got ID'd in spoons turns out 20mm max hangs do unrionically reverse aging
>Inspirational. Those VVS drives and flicks through mid on/midwicket against the spin or insode out past mid off/cover of the pies of convict warnie are what comes to mind first
think it's more the fin (can't believe it actually worked) tbg
Why has jam boy been so irate the past few days?
>>153857560Very true. Dadberg bought me an espresso machine for Chrimbo but I didn't really need it, because the trusty moka pot has been serving me well for years. I guess the espresso machine is better for any sort of milky coffee or espressos themselves, but when it comes to a simple black coffee the moka pot can't be beaten
does anyone here even like cricket? I don't
nah
Got inspired and now I'm brewing up a moka pot coffee
Oh Charles, tell me about the end You were there the day the music died And I'll be there the day it dies again
the red shipyard-the American pale ale. mogs the green IPA
In my nang gaff (that I own) I just have an aeropress. Thought about buying a full-blown machine at one point, but that's, well, even more reddit than Bouldering
my Wales will beat Italy today
i am watching
prince willies!
GOAT anthem
Right come on Wales lets do this
sizeable Italian community in Wales
>>153862354today is the day we turn it all around can feel it
that fat Welsh ginger player seems to be pretty good?Rhys Carré?
wales look well up for it here them being bad was just a meme
it might actually happen
shitaly getting btfo
we're so back
Joe Marler is reddit incarnate
wales looking very athletic tonight
baseball starting now, woke up early for it
>>153864100you are being americanised pls stop
>>153864141its just a really good sportits a similar viewing experience to cricket except there's only one format so you dont have to worry T20 subversionalso this is the world baseball classic so currently im watching italy vs puerto rico cheering for italy
tried checking out /mlb/ and they were all just talking about the players arses
much prefer baseball to the dire sport of t20 (distinct from cricket) if I am being perfectly honestly with you familia
A daring /afl/ + /mlb/ synthesis on the cards perhaps?
>>153865535mlb dont care for aflcric has a better shot
Wales bros we are so fucking back
So back to the bottom of the table
this french-German smooth brain mutt above me doesn't get the concept of momentum and pride
melie
welsh pride world wide! (it has to be world wide because I would never ever ever not ever live in wales)
anything coloured garms related is utterly repulsive to me
walesbedsitv4blah blah blah. when is the next real cricket?
more like bedshit lmao
ynr rugshitter
fucking spastic
hes seething in the mlb thread as well lol
three lines or less you actual fucking spastic cunt
stopped reading at> actually become possible.well done fella x
>>153869498yea I saw that and did the needfulcrazy that he's so starved for attention from australian flags he'll follow them outside of the cricketing general to completely unrelated sports gennies just to have a melty thereworse than chikaner at this point, what a soft pathetic cunt
>starved for attentionhe really craves the attention of the anglosomething something actions speak louder than words
what MLB team should I support?
>>153869700YOUR New York Metropolitans of course
>>153869700i still haven't decided after watching the second half of last season, probably going cubbies or redsoxthe blue jays are the most kino team in baseball right now so they're not a bad shout, but its also a canadian teamdont feel the need to rush it
>>153869525Very VERY Special x
golfing soon
>>153869727if that picture is anything to judge the team off I think I'll pass
yea special alrightVERY SPECIAL NEEDS KEK GOTTERN
>>153869857>I will go on /cric/ and out myself as a man with a complete lack of tastenice one lad x
GILFing soon
>>153869918would
>>153869727>>153869918WHO x2
Who are the hottest sports presenters / journalists in your countries ?
how does grace hayden look 40?
Controversial opinion:Grace Hayden is HOT!(she just wears too much makeup)
i've never met another person in real life who likes cricket
>>153871598Given how many South Asian immigrants your government has let in, I don't think you'll have to wait too much longer.
>>153849595The 6 horsemen of being a gay midwit
Melie has another great captains knock in the works right now
>>153871760gottem
You may find this hard to accept but I am in a polycule with Amelia Kerr and Phoebe Litchfield
Phoebe Litchfield looks like a rodent, there I said it.
You have gone too far this time
>>153870950doesn't do 20mm max hangs and is an Anglo titcow who lives in the sun
>>153873320sounds peng
>>153872474a reasonably cute rodent
NZ appear to have victory assured in the cricket (or the closest thing to cricket that is currently happening)
>>153874473kek really?is it a memeslog match?
>>153874507RESULT1st T20I (N), Mount Maunganui, March 15, 2026, South Africa Women tour of New ZealandNew Zealand Women190/7South Africa Women(20 ov, T:191) 110/7NZ Women won by 80 runs
https://x.com/thecricketgully/status/2032994945712488604
t20 game on in 10-15 mins I won't be watching, instead I'll go make some dinner then watch something else when I get back
i'll watch the league, might watch a midweek game if theres nothing else on
>new zealandfucking lmao
Not the type of performance you'd expect from the 2nd best t20 side
testies
best part about T20 being on is telling everyone your not watching it
>continent
3 lines or less jamboy
>>153878666kek'd & check'd
Jam boy was up again at 2 in the morning ranting to himself like a saddo
Dance for your INR chutney boy
>>153878697topkek
>>153878963>play for your country>OWWW MY BACK>play for Sunrisers>Chutney boy reporting in Mr Shah!
found this on the interwebz…just anazeballz ngl weeeew
>>153878697>>153878963>>153879344
>>153879457
>>153879584GOTTEMIT
>>153878666lmao
https://www.reddit.com/r/blursed_AI/s/sKwyCzQOJY
>>153876907>yourt20 IQ exposing itself again lads
haven't watched a single '''delivery'' of t20 since 2007 ish me
we're more of a The Hundred general
who is jamboy?why jam?
wen is the criccy Oscar party sesh fellas
>jam
looks like I'll be bringing the maharishi raincoat to maderia
>a bin bag is worth £300 if it's made in japantotal /fa/let lmao
can u pass me the updog criccy
>>153880698not a Japanese brand you knowledglet on fashion
crazy how AIslop-like your dreams can be at timeswas on a drawbridge watching boats come and go from the harbour with my family when a very large military ship lost controlfour tugboats raced out into the harbour and in the process of roping in this ship and bringing it under control they knocked and capsised a ship carrying two rubbish trucks then the drawbridge we were on was raised abruptly with no warning, flinging me and family into the side of a building where we all gripped and found a stance in some external scaffolding - preventing us from falling to the groundno one was hurt by my sister joked how we would feel it in the morningwas honestly a pretty cool dream but just the pure slopness of it all made me wake up
wow, that sounds like a well original song
seems Wales are so fucking back and with that, I am so fucking back
really coulD OF stopped at knowledgelet ngl
>>153884224*mmmmmmmMmmmMmmMmmmMMMMMMMMMMMWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
>>153882760What causes reddening of the skin like this at such a young age?
>>153885615being ginger
nother day enjoyed. night ladshttps://youtu.be/ViHg1dDjNJM
hows the cat turkbro?
>>153887844
>>153887844kek, I've been asked to prepone stuff as well
>>153888346RPF, SPF?
>>153888448petbarn, I was with one of their many many external contractor companies so probably not doxxing myself
>>153888508Oh my god, Shane, is that you? how could you
>>153888581lucky guess
the NZ womens team would comfortably beat the NZ mens team if they played a game of criccy right now, and that says it all really.
>>153888508crisp CPS worker
the jam gimmick has really got this jam boy rattled kek
>>153888945no but steven marmalade iykwim haha
look britjeet - id love to take you out for a round of golf iykwim haha
shot a 78 yesterday, though it was a par 64 so actually a pretty bad roundkinda like zachy doing 20mm hangs while weighing 48kgvery average course (bexley) so definitely wouldnt recommend unless you cannot get on elsewhere
>>153889036whats the jamboy handicap over there?
>>153889061im an 11 on paper but playing more like a 9.5 at the moment (bar yesterday)flies werent too bad yesterday so maybe the course has been doing pest control rather than offering the usual complimentary jamboy
GOTTEMONE
>>153888945because it insults his izzatt. knower
moar liek>t. kaBOOMrite¿
>>153889450can you pass this onto all of the jam boys in Australia please
>on courtdon't think there's that any female posters mate. that's your usual level as you've yourself admitted
if i was in bongland id pretend to set up a game of something with jam boy and then heem him
>>153889450
another great game of baseball
dogshit umpies again though
Championship boreball is kino NGL
bro even mid season slurpers can turn into kino at the drop of a hatit is a fascinatingly multi-level game overall
>>153887844racism ate your brain
>>153850245
>>153887844it's 'please revert' for medo not understand why they use that as a phrasetest cricket
we sure jamboy isn't a bot? same posts every day in frantic succession
yea I had the same thought yesterday when I saw about 10 of them in a row
If you're not nervous, you should be. Team America will play cricket in the 2028 Olympics, and we will win gold against India by 3 wickets.
>>153893559name 6 methods of dismissal
>Singh to Singh OUT
>>153888168jesus christ....
is it true that the baseball cup was rigged lmaothat's sad. at least cricket doesn't have that problemobviously undeserving teams have won cricket cups before, but only due to incompetent officiating, which i think is more forgivable than rigging
https://youtu.be/qCjL2YyrrYU
porn bans hate this one simple trick! >>153893898
I like Zach
Galifianakis?
Bowen
>>153893898
>>153894002Matty Bowen? Hell of a player, used to enjoy watching himOr Jarrod Bowen? He's unlucky to be stuck at west ham I reckon
>>153894015meant for >>153893987
*grabs your (You) and runs off with it*
Zach Bowen, the king of /cric/
oh wow, sounds like quite a guyhow did he get that title?
>>153893898dem arches
lads, what's going on?
>>153894135I shared the [sic] "prepone" email with the lads at workPeople were having fun and contributing with similar interactions with that accursed raceThen a foid had to jump in with a "Akshually prepone makes sense if you think about it"The mood changed immediately to everyone engaging in doubletrink to avoid thoughtcrime. The funny remarks quickly approached zero.Kazakhstan
Prepone is actually accepted in Indian English, but not UK/US
I preboned your mums bobs and vagene
>>153894135Theres some scissoring going on and not the kind your mum seems to like
>>153894231no but steven penetrate
rather be dead than work in an office sending emails lmao
rather be dead than be a jam boy
We all just work from the comfort of our homes nowadaysI jerked off on work hours today
>>153894308based fellow hs teacher
>hanging doors from the comfort of your home???
>he doesn't hang his own doors
>he has doors
it's the nz of flicks
finna boutta prepone me poo sesh ngl
>>153894584>bronstein>9 academy award nominationsi'm so literally surprised right rn
who is the marty supreme of cricket?
redpill on why rappers get easy pathways into acting
>>153894666you should know satan
https://youtu.be/xJFgpTp8PTc?si=Wy8nbgKzOrz4qp_Lyep
any jam boy man
>>153894711nope>>153894995I done kicked em out mate
Think I'll let the triangle decide what to do with jam boy
Couldn't even score 100? Amateur hour
>Liam Livingstone: 'I asked England for help, I was told I care too much'what is rob key (clear deano btw) doing lmao
Don't need sweaty try-hards in the England setup thanks
jamboy ban evading? not sure that’s allowed
this jam boy spends about 4-5 of the 24 hours not being active in here. About the right time for a round of gold actually, hmm makes you think doesn't it haha
*golf
Chutney boy evading justice
>>153895585chutney boys haven't been relevant since 1947
and chutney boys with cucks stamps were never relevant in the first place. Its kind of crazy that cricket is still the second biggest sport despite India, that is bharat being the only politically, economically and socially relevant nation to play it.
>>153893569Bowled, caught, LBW, run out, stumped, hit wicket
>>153895598pretty good fella name five (5) more x
HIGHLY impressed with criccys cricketeerin knowledge ngl fellasKEEP IT UP x
>>153895832he reminds them
>>153895588double dubs and checked
damn looks like shitjeet that is jam boy has started replying to his own schizo babble. jam boy really broke him....
jam lives matterhttps://youtu.be/1Bl1T2Ttbp0
Jam boy starting to use an Indian proxy now because no one ever replies to him SAD
I'll watch some coffee and brew a film. https://youtu.be/V7l3ZlG6e6A
britjeet, why are you trying to kill this genny?
>Former India captain Sunil Gavaskar has said Sunrisers Leeds' signing of Pakistan spinner Abrar Ahmed "indirectly contributes to the deaths of Indian soldiers and civilians".kek this is fucking demented>"Although belated, the realisation that the fees that they pay to a Pakistani player, who then pays income tax to his government which buys arms and weapons, indirectly contributes to the deaths of Indian soldiers and civilians is making Indian entities refrain from even considering having Pakistani artistes and sportspersons."applies to every country in the world, sunildo indians not pay income tax?what a clown
>>153894135working on my projects before work(ing from home)
>>153896795I don't think even he knows which is the most perplexing part
>>153896795jam mostly
Greetings homosex of spooRegards, hoc
still can't believe normies thought the will smith Oscars slap was realboggles the mind and makes you wonder what else they can be duped about so easily
reminder will smith is welsh (black)
yeah that shit was blatantthe oscars is a dead corpse being propped up like a weekend at bernies
theyre going to ruin my precious little jacob bethell
not reading all those jam boy3 lines or less pls jam boy
chutney boys is such a weak attempt at turning the jamboy meme around, jamboydoesnt even make any sense
who is that image and post for??you're all over the road cunt go to bed
>>153899589hes been sinbinned for off topic posting so much that now he uses news clippings to thinly veil his shit takes
you're mentally broken cunt, it's because you're spamming nonsense non-one cares aboutcan't see the wood for the trees at this pointlog off and get some sleep for once
Just realisedthis whole britjeet shtick is just mickspergs payback for the button webm
i too just realised you have schizophrenia
>>153901710woah
based clean up crew doing the needful in here
/cric/ used to be a high trust society
>>153902618
Golf.
now THAT I can get behind
got a new golf swing. kinda weirdi set up aiming to the right, and deliberately try to hit a pull to get the ball on line to my actual targetit's working surprisingly well
my alignments fucked, people always say I was facing way right of my targetso maybe we have the same swings
if we do have the same swing, then you should know exactly how i'm gonna go when i play tomorrowwhat will i shoot?
13 overcareful off the tee on the fourth, though i guess its preordained anyway
>>153902879Just say you have a draw bias and people will think you know what you're talking about
>>153903029that's pretty close to handicap, maybe even under (new course haven't played there before not sure what i'll be on)thanks mate i'm feeling confident now>>153903031i'll be sure to mention this on the first tee, so people know i mean business.
Jam boy must be up to 100+ deleted posts in this thread aloneGenuinely disturbed individual
why does keshav maharaj never get an IPL gig? Surely he is better than the likes of Hasaranga right?
holy shit have i been away from cricket for that long? i don't recognise any of the words you just said
any jam boy man?
Ive got the nz game on but not sure if ive taken in anything thats happenedjust doesnt really register
