>>153851236
Igor TwoDoor Jackson

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Let the games begin.

really don't care anymore desu shit season and jeets and gimmicks have also ruined the game

I'm hoping for a (C)emenyo haul

>>153859400
he's due a blank though

>>153859400
>cum man yo
will be rested for madrid

mar(c)us tavernier

>>153860403
Based.

Mintehchads I'm feeling fresh.

>>153860403
Damn

Caoimhin... stay with your family... what if the kid needs something

>>153862649
Fellow Dubravlingz benchchad?

How did Smith get 2 bps with 60 mins played

KWABford

After 8 weeks of goals, the YouTubers finally say bring in Joao Pedro and he blanks

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The grey gold strikes again

the joy of being right to sell Haaland is compensated by the pain of Arsenal winning the league

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>the ape has three gorillion goals against west ham in three years you'd be stupid to sell him before today

SAVE ME BRUNO

Got rid of Haaland for Ekitike a week early, as Spurs are too pathetic
So score at least two goals, you french fraud

Also, Mbeumo has to get his arse in gear and so summat. It might be time to get rid in the next 2-3 weeks

I didn't realise that was a blank coming up because the pajeets who coded the new app just miss the week out on the clubs who aren't playing instead of displaying it with a "-" like it used to.

>>153880985
31 is a blank for Arsenal, City, Palace, Wolves

33 is the Double

34 is the Big Blank

36 will be a Double?

Calvert lewin what the fuck

some real slurpers this weekend

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>>153881898
>this weekend

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>Leeds down to 10
surely it's time to feast

The YouTubers all keep shilling Andersen as the defcon daddy.
Yet he can't keep a clean sheet to save his life.

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Presented without comment.

>>153882379
I hate Ekitike

Ekitike (c)
Bruno (vc)

I'm feeling slightly nervous

I was gonna go for Sesko, but you can't rely on him playing. So I went for Ekitike

Bruno cap lfg

Harry Wilson (c) against Burnley next GW

Fuck it. I've had it with this season, lads

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What a shitload of fuck

I hope Spurs win. Fuck Slot

Liverpool is fucking embarrassing

As soon as the blank is over, I'm getting these Liverpool scum out of my team with hits if neccessary

Ekitike 1 fucking point. I'd would have been better off keeping Haaland for 2 points

He's a fucking troll

In the last few weeks:

Play Verbruggen and he blanks. Bench him he clean sheets it
Buy Wirtz and he gets injured in the warm up
Bench Mukiele and he gets points. Play him and he gets injured after 12 minutes
Buy Wilson, he gets injured first game
Buy Ekitike, he's benched for 1 point

I'm lucky that I don't get knocked over when I cross a road desu

Bruno(c)hads I'm feeling good.

53 points with 2 Brentfordfags yet to play.

Dango Gano ww@?

Kelleher is retarded
Verbruggen 7 points benched

25 points benched and they're all cheap who do better than the more expensive retards

>>153897985
Ola Aina bencher here
>11 points

As soon as the blank is over... Kelleher or Verbruggen to Raya until the end of the season. fuck it

Chalobah out injured

>>153898323
Same fuck that Irish fraud.

Next season plans- start with Haaland, permacap, sell in 2027 regardless of form

Tarkowski marked as injured.
Also, I thought I captained Palmer last week but it turned out it was Bruno. Thank fucking god.

>>153918361
>Captaining Palmer in 2024+2
I do think he looks sharper recently but the finishing and decision making are still way off

The absolute state of the EPLEL.

>>153920969
We're redeeming and going 3/3 today

I did it brotatos...I brought in Fraudkins. If the prophecies are true, he has to start scoring.

FH this weekend?
Goalkeeper to have this GW?

>>153929895
What if he gets injured tonight?

bruno or Wilson captain

>>153938838
Bruno is now the perma-Captain
But I'm doing Wilson against Burnley, as I have a feeling he'll do well
Or it might just be wind, I dunno

>>153930100
There's only Arsenal, City, Palace, Wolves not playing. Can't you field 11?

Better off saving the FH until 34, when it's a bigger blank

Deadline : 18.30 today

Salah's out if you've got him

the /fpl/ cup has finally started

starting rodon over hill save me

would love to do fpl but i have no mates to do it with

>>153940464
What do you think this league is for?

It's time for Ole Gunnar Sesko

fucking friday deadlines
piece of shit
left the cap on bruno and shat the blanks

>>153941442
The /sp/ league leader missed it as well apparently. 6 blankers + Chalobah.

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Ridiculous really

Mbeumo is too shit to play through the middle

hate penaldes so much

Get Ole Gunnar Sesko on

Fuck off Hill

Hill own goal. Fuck sake

I benched hill and started rodon , damn lmao

Maguire 10 to 2 points in no time, thanks Harry. Yes, I know towers got it wrong but still funny.

>>153943017
Kek it's actually 0 fml

where tavs?

Bruno assist given on fpl

Hill -1 why do i bother

9 mins for a Sesko goal

Lol why did kroupi took that pen instead of tavernier

Sesko gets fuck all after that

Bruno awarded goal AND assist AND 3 bonus points

MY captain

Alisson is out. That's Liverpool's clean sheet gone already.

Wirtz please do something brother

Just getting in early... Ekitike, fuck this French fraud.

>>153949949
lol

>>153949949
Fucking Unbelievable

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>>153949949
Fucking kill me.

I got rid of Ekitike for a risky Sesko and the cunt it still trolling me with 1 point

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>>153949949
I have him as captain!

I don't know why I have livershit players at all when it's clear that the BALD FRAUD has ruined them.

Almost time to see Harry Wilson blasting two goals over the bar

have dcl instead of ekitike

Wtf Raul benched

Welbeck 2 goals

WellbeckGODS...

>>153951157
Told you. Blanking fraud

You know who's the real fraud? Andersen. Should have just eaten the blank.

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>>153952937

Second red in my team. I hate this game so much.

>>153953315
False alarm. Thank fuck.

Now it's time for Troll Pedro

3 weeks before the next deadline
Will this season never fucking end

Joao Pedro's meme run has come to an end

>Dango benched

Can Kelleher actually get through a game without being retarded?

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>>153955569
At least I got the minutes right with Schade! (4 points down)

Useless cunt

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Look at my opponent in one of my cup ties

No bp for Kelleher is a disgrace.

>Spurs have beaten Villarreal, Borussia Dortmund and Atletico Madrid this season

Joao Pedro in my FPL team
Beto in my anti-FPL team
yes

Probably time to get rid of Joao Pedro
Welbeck has Burnley away as a punt

Nigga thiaw benched

>>153965346
The only transfer I made to field 11

It's ridiculous

>>153965353
did Timber to Thiaw. Now fucking Hill will be coming on for him since , and Tarkowski is on my 2nd bench

I'm gonna stop wasting my time with expensive players. Cheap shitters always start and are getting more points

Boy do I feel smart for choosing Hall instead of Thiaw. Sometimes it pays to be enlightened by your own intelligence instead of some phony FPL experts blessing

>>153965486
The one time I bring in a player for these fucking defcons and he doesn't start. I hate them

Now this cunt is on. He better score a goal

I hate this game I really do

>>153965486
Enjoy your extra point

Rogers to score twice

I can fucking dream, can't I?.. No idea why I've kept this cunt

>>153966044
For Fucks Sake!

Newcastle players?.. fuck that. As shit as Liverpool

They shouldn't allow price changes when it's not on for 3 weeks

>>153966852
Price changes should only be allowed the day after a deadline

Very annoying when you're forced to do transfers before CL games to not get priced out of your targets. Unnecessary risk of injury and a transfer fuckup. Idiots doing transfers before the gameweek is even over

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Watkins I sware to Krist I'll hook u in da gabber m8.

I forgot all about the challenge thing. I had Thiaw on that fucking thing as well

What an absolute waste of space Rogers is

>>153967635
livefpl has him down for an assist, is this true?

Won the H2H by 2 points

>>153968143
He's got 6 points

Time to get Watkins in then

>Lost the cup by 3 points
Thank you Hill. Thank you Thiaw.

>>153968959
BYEchads stay winning.

There's two teams playing each other in the cup and they've both got less than 9 points

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>international break

>>153979649
Surely no one is going to keep bumping this for 3 weeks.

>>153981386
Don't even have to try these days

These have got to be the worst double games coming up. Just like the season. shit

>>153999029
Next season will probably be just as bad

bump

Spurs next 3 fixtures are pretty good depending on which retard they hire

Sunderland, Brighton, Wolves

>>154050289
That'll be De Zerbi

>>154052047
Sounds like a cherry on the cake in relegation story

De Zerbi getting appointed today probably

>Shitaly
>Englel

>>154064654
Tried to imagine that spuds team playing RDZball and I can't stop laughing. Thankfully not long before I can see it in action.

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>>154076051
kino run-in

>>153981386
The fpl must flow.

One more week until the next gameweek damn

penzo fucking up my draft team gj m8

My WC is gonna be a waste of time. Only changing maybe 4 players

Newcastle is finished now that Trippier is gone

>>154095607
I hate international breaks/FA Cup.

What a wonderful result for FPL. Opens up more chip strategies.

>>154115211
TC Haaland on double still on cards?

Needs to be City - Chelsea and Leeds - Southampton in the FA Cup

>>154125322
Yeah, 36 for people who still have TC.

>>154126155
Hopefully, Trump hasn't nuked Iran by then

>>154125991
>Doubting the big 6 riggi

Almost there

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Do I need a wildcard?

Still got wildcard , bench boost and freehit left.

My plan is Fh 33 , wc35 , bb 36

>>154141907
Need to bail on Liverpool assets I think

Fuck knows what I'm doing before Friday. Can't be bothered with it after 3 weeks off

>>153999029
I feel like wildcarding this week to bench boost for the double gameweek is a trap.

t. rank 2200000 so take what I say with a pinch of salt.

>>154151734
Don't give up, season's almost over

why does fpl have to come back.
i was almost at peace.

Stach is out now until May.

When's the deadline?.. 18.30?

I'll probably still be wondering what WC to do at 18.29

>>154164565
Yeah half 6.

Now that villa won and Watkins is on a scoring run, I'm actually considering villa assets. I had a team I was happy with, but now I'm considering overwhelming changes

I was gonna bring in Gomez for Brighton's double, but that fucker is on yellows and might miss a game

template shitting on a wildcard

Less than 1 bong to the deadline

>>154173218
Will Enzo be back for the double or will LinkedIn Liam keep him banned?

>>154173402
Probably back but he left it open ended

>>154173595
Just in time, mate.

Totally forgot I have 2 fpl teams to attend to seen as its been about 6 months since the last gameweek

I haven't logged into the site in 3 weeks
I know I fucked it with Stach though

>>153851236
I wonder if this will last longer than 44 days

Bowen 2 assist what a legend

3 assists and only 1 bonus. State of this game.

>>154175028
>>154175211
Deserved a 4th too, slid it through for Adama Traore for a simple one on one but the guy is shit

>>154175235
I threw my remote at the TV (in my head)

He got defcon too jesus

I'm sort of interested in purchasing a certain Mr Eze in my team but how can you trust him, or any attacker besides Saka, to get any guaranteed minutes?

Pep roulette has turned into Arteta roulette. I think Arteta is just copying him to be cool

These Arsenal shithouses

GODbriel

>>154181553
Pep roulette but without the returns

>>154181553
Arsenal are washed, the fraud is in.

>>154181553
Eze died as a pick when he left Palace.

Fell for the Welbeck meme. Useless fucker

>>154184175
Me too despite being hesitant seeing he hasn't started two games within 4 days whole season. Niggas old

I hate Thiago so much.

Ekitike benched. If you've still got him... why?

>>154184582
Decent fixture before getting rid of him for the DGWs I thought

>almost picked up mats waifu for my draft team
>mcchickened out last minute

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It's a fookin' disaster

>>154184582
Didn't think Slot would spend 200 million on new strikers only to play Gakpoo up front

>>154184861
ME OWN FOOKIN WELBECK, BLANKING.

save me bruno fernandes

Fell for the Gordon meme again

Mukiele is a beast at home

Mateta back to beast mode

Joao Pedro's goal scoring patch has ended unfortunately

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in.... inshallah.......

>>154205011
I hate him so much.

>>154207484
Wallahi, you are finished.

Don't play ol' fat ass and they're losing

Of course, I got the wrong Leeds midfielder

>any nonbasemiro poonited player

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so back
unless bruno does something daft

DCL has accumulated 4+ XG since the last time he scored

>>154220918
Buying the dip. He'll regress to the mean until the end of the season.

Ekitike dood
>>154222151
You mean progress to the mean

>>154226836
I understand your logic but the term is the same. It's regression from either extreme to the middle point (average). It doesn't have a negative connotation.

Maguire has an extra ban and will miss Chelsea

>update the app or else you can't use it
>can't update because it requires the new ios
>can still navigate around the app for a second before the pop-up blocks everything so it would actually still be useable
bravo saars

browserchad or nothing

Ekitike out rest of season and world cup

>>154232432
That's also what I use 99% of the time but sometimes it's useful to check or adjust quickly

bump

Managed to get everyone on a double except Salah (I owe him for all the happiness he's brought me). Captain Wellblack or Semen Yo?

>>154246588
J Pedo

Should I tc bros.
I have the ape, joseph paedophile, wellblack, semen, gay and based Tav on doubles.
I feel the ape is due a haul.

wtf my phone doesn't support this new update

I'm thinking out of the box. It could be a disaster.

>>154254935
The ape has another double in 36

Remember, 11 am deadline

still got all my chips, no clue what to do with them
will probably bench boost today because it's a shit double

Is this the only TC opportunity remaining??

>>154254935
JP

>>154262353
34 has all the doublers blanking, so another chance for FH

Double game week and what a shitter when millions probably have basically the same team

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>>154263436
34 fh
35 wc
36 tc
we're so back

Bench boost week for me
>van den berg clean sheet
perfect start

Why did I take the captaincy off Okafor

Finally Ryan does something

I have 2 Leeds defenders and of course the one I don't have scores

Here comes the clean sheet wipe

BIG DOM

24 points from 4 players nice nice ncie

i forgot to login in 6 months
can someone tell me where Hapoel Banheirao stands? i assume dead last

>>154266941
You're still ahead of 15 teams. If you left your (C) on Bruno (your VC) it would have been better
>https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/999344/event/33

>>154267062
nice, thanks

No Troll Joao Pedro

The meme is OVER

Double Game Week, more like Double Shit Week

Fell for the Palmer meme again
Fuck this retard

Palmer needs to make sure BlueCo doesn't lock him into a 50 year contract and get the fuck out of that shit club. They are shockingly bad.

Fuck Joseph Paedophile and fuck Danny Wellblack.

SAVE ME SEMENYO

This thread needs to last until Friday's deadline and it's lasted longer than Igor Tudor.

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didn't use my chips last week, forgot to free hit for this week

im dun

>>154282937
>didn't use my chips last week
rio ferdinand would never

>>154282937
FH 34, replace the blankers
WC 35
BB 36

>>154283420
thanks

Have both Watkins & Rogers and they do nothing... FH and they both score

I would have scored more playing my team of hardly any double players than FH

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DAS RITE FRAUDKINS MY NIGGA!!!

Not a chance I'm bringing Haaland back after this double

template shitters win again

Gabriel owners not only boring but also lucky.

14.5 million for 5 points, 10 if you captain the ape
Ridiculous

>>154288844
Oh, my mistake... 6 points

>>154288844
Name a high cost player who has been worth the outlay this season other than Bruno

>>154289264
Gabriel and Semenyo but I'm stretching it with Gabriel I guess.

>>154294472
Semenyo started the season at 7.0 and Gabriel at 6.0. I don't think at any point this season would having a budget of over 100m have helped you.

>>154282578
We're not hitting the 500 for another month at this rate

Free hitting is at the same time the most fun thing to do and also the hardest. It's run to choose any team you can afford but there's so many options, and you start getting ideas all through the week how to "optimise" your team. Then you end up ditching people you previously picked only to get fucked by your smart differential choices

I'm screwed in gw34. Probably gonna end up with 9 players

No Palmer or JP. Incredible.

Worst double game week ever

>>154315038
Yeah wtf is that, between the two im going to get 2 points, across 2 fucking games

>>154315896
No problem, Kadioglu covers them.

>>154315038
Rosenior is a terrorist.
At least based Wellblack saved me.

Need Dubravlingz to have the game of his life.

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Thiaw to porro?

>>154323413
Porro or Mukiele on the fixtures short term really

How do we play the black fraud sacking at chelshit bros?

Currently, because of injuries I'll have 8 players for 34

First time owning Semenyo this season and he gets 3 stinkers in a row. Cheers mate.

Highest score of the season and it still fucking sucks

>tfw James Hill and Petrovic
fucking retarded little cunt just dropped me out of triple digits

142 points. Decent job lads (except for the cunt who scored his second own-goal in my team this season)

>>154329252
Nevermind, 139. Wasn't updated with the second Leeds goal. Season over.

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No idea what this guys deal is

>>154328783
what was his xG and xA

Here we go again, Friday 18.30 deadline

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First time using this formation

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R8 my free hit team, lads

>>154351784
It's shit. Mine is better. Still you might score more points because I feel this gameweek is one of the most unpredictable so far.

Arsenal might keep a clean sheet and win comfortably, or they might completely shit the bed.
Liverpool against CP, who are focusing on the upcoming euro game, sounds like a good deal. However, Liverpool are just not reliable either way, and CP might be highly motivated to beat them.
Everton West ham would normally be in Everton's favour, yet wh is desperate for points so can go either way.
Brentford Manu is probably both sides scoring but otherwise who the fuck can even guess.
Watkins is hot and Fulham isn't the grandest of defenders but Watkins does like to disappoint everyone.
Spurs against wolves should be a landslide, seeing wolves are relegated and dgaf while spurs are desperate to win, yet spurs is spurs regardless

I just don't know what the fuck is going to happen

>>154351784
I'd be considering Mukiele and probably risk ditching Thiago or Tarkowski

Also, VC for Gabriel or even C as a punt. Newcastle are terrible and in free fall

I have Watkins, but I can see him getting rotated early as they have Forest in Europa

Timber confirmed out again
Mbeumo probably out
I'm fucked