Quarterfinals edition
>Korea run ruled
canada can still comeback
>>153852401Alysa
When the fuck does MLB start
>Crypto scammers can livestream WBC for freeIs YouTube getting a cut?
>>153852428wtf I thought the rules said there was no mercy rule after pools
this canada team is fucking mind numbing to watch, going from jays defending to this disasterclass is hell
>>153852444March 26th for everyone but there's an opening game on Netflix the day before.
>>153852401I'm 33 years old and have never been to a sarong party or had a gf.
>Chuck taking that fat loss shitESPN killed this man.
say something NICE about Canada.
>>1538524442 weeks
>pajeet crypto scams
>>153852401why is "ladies" in quotation marks?were the british soldiers fucking dudes in drag????
>>153852401faggot OP
What stream are you retards watching? The top link on FMHY never has that bullshit.
Okay did anyone just here the announcers say 67. Can't be just me. 6,7!!!!!
usa leadingdrumpf just doubled my bitcornsstill not tired of winning
I JUST WANNA KISS MA FISH
>>153852445Wyoming is crazy, felt tiny as a 5'10" guy
>>153852477fox streaming to my antenna
>that feel when livebaseballscorecards.com doesn't have the wbc games
>>153852460They have a better skyline to look at from the American side of Niagara Falls.
>>153852465we respect folks' pronouns round these parts
>>153852487flashscore
>6 pitch frame kek!
>>153852401Look in the crowd amerimutts are fucking disgusting retarded creatures
>>153852460will probably be good at cricket soon
>>153852487savant has them
>>153852460Rush and Bret Hart
>>153852445>tfw 5'9 and whiteshould i just kill myself now or stick around and suffer for a few more years?
>andy petite
>>153852460it's my home and native land
>>153852460Leslie Nielsen and Shatner
>>153852499Australia would still kill them
wow canada are shite, how many more people need to get out for innings change?
>>153852513He's not really petite
>>153852514*home on native land
>>153852460Phil Hartman
>>153852460YAY, POUTINE!!!! =D
>>153852520tree fitty
>mercy rule in quarterfinalsthat's pretty gay
>>153852511Just go to Mexico, Thailand, or the Philippines
>>153852460Rachel McAdams is from there
>>153852499cricket doesn't exist in 2026
>>153852460Banff
>singlehandedly carries both the Royals and team USA
Hopefully we get Rob Thompson or Stubby Clapp managing this team in 2030
>>153852528you're pretty gay
naylor wants to go back to arizona so he can avoid getting strangled by raleigh, you'll have to understand
sex with momogorgan85
>>153852523so true, sis
>>153852528Bro it saved everyone's time, it was a slaughter.
>>153852511being average means everything's made for you, just enjoy fitting perfectly in cars, trains, and airplanes
I just redeemed the Trump crypto. Does it take longer to get my moneyback because I'm in NZ. I'm a bit nervous because they said it was immediate haha
>>153852539you wish I was, homo, because you're gay
>>153852503do they? to be specific, I'm looking at this webpage https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/gamefeed?gamePk=788100 for something that looks like pic related
>>153852460Victoria and BC are kino. Really good fishing in the BWCAW as well. I love Canada desu prob my 2nd favorite country
>canada has a randy johnson
>>153852528that game was going to be 4 hours long at that rate
my stream was a rugpull and now I will sleep god bless
>>153852528i bet on under 10.5 runs in the korea game and it was looking pretty grim, but the mercy rule saved my bet.
>>153852549what am i looking at
now THAT is what we in québec call a derrière extraordinaire
>>153852460
Cal can't lay off the high heat.
God FUCKING dammit Raleigh
>>153852530Just realized that is a tiny photo
>>153852556LOL
>>153852557That is a baseball scorecard anon
>>153852546sex isn't made for me
this tournament has NOT been nice to memeiners fans
Wtf are these retards swinging at?
>>153852557this is how you keep score of a baseball game. usually you can buy a blank scorecard and a golf pencil at a concession stand at ballparks to fill in yourself, this site just reads directly from MLB's API to fill in a bunch of extra details like pitch velocity and location, and auto-updating pitcher and batter stat lines
>>153852568It looks like a schizophrenic's baseball scorecard
The Randy curse continues
>>153852571Meanwhile Seattle has the 2nd worst record in spring training as well.
>>153852572in raleigh's case, he's picturing randy's head on the ball which is throwing him off a bit
Turang is a beast.
TURANG ON BASE.
>>153852559it was me
>>153852577ain't that so very American?
What does he even do other than make his own teammates mad?
just made 10 grand of an aussie and kiwi on youtube, if you wanna know how I can send you a link.
>>153852581I like what I'm seeing.
cow rowwy fucking sucks
Why is there a Capital One patch on the national team jerseys? Is nothing sacred?
>>153852569Despite the memes that's not even that shortPlenty of girls are short enough you may as well be 6'+
>>153852588rigs the home run derby
>>153852590just double my crypto, i dont care how much you make off the work
>>153852559I imagine Hitler gave a lot of mundane speeches about economic policy and shit. Is that legal.
>>153852587I admire Terry A. Davis, so you're right
>>153852607Do you think that's one of the ones he played
>>153852590Kek
Why are there africans on the Canadian team
My wife turned me down for sex
does aaron judge pack fudge?
>>153852601cool it with the antisemitism bud
>>153852557>>153852576this is a scorecard for the visiting Braves in Pittsburgh that a fan at the game made for reference.
Minute Maid, notoriously hard to hit HRs in
>>153852602they all have 6'+ bfs alreadyno need for me
>Pete Crow Weakarms
just remembered the misso has Disney + ffs
you can tell judge has passed on the Grand Old Yankee wisdom to team USA: "just swing at everything, eventually youll hit"
>>153852623You fell for jeet demoralization propaganda lmao
>making cheese burger>put the cheese on the burger>look away for half a second>it liquefied and slid off into the grill oh...ok
did every one here remember to make fun of korea?
>cal can’t hitgod dammit msbros he’s having a massive regression isn’t he
>>153852401did a jam boy make this thread? why are you even watching baseball? isn't cricket your thing?
>>153852624what's he been up to lately anways?
>I ordered food for the game at 6:30pm>it’s 8:15 and it just got picked up>you just know it’s going to be coldthis has ruined my night slightly
So are right wingers back to drinking Budweiser and leftists are done with it?
skenes is going to have to drag this team to victory over DR
do you guys get tired of hearing Free Bird?
lmao the gooks got mercyruled The WBC needs to be reduced to 16 teams, only best second goes through, go straight to semis but make it best of 3
>>153852645Why is everyone going so hard on JOMBOY these days
>>153852647Do you not know how to cook?
>>153852647you should've picked it up yourself you bum
>>153852648No one actually changed anything, it was just manufactured outrage.
>>153852631no this is what i see irl
>>153852647don’t forget to tip your doordash driver at least $10 for the $26 chipotle burrito you ordered
>>153852652Its their national anthem
are Canada supposed to be good at this?
>>153852642>regression to the meanCal RalACKK
if you can't find a normal stream, go to the tennis thread and click that streaming site. you'll find it there. or enjoy ai trump, that might be more fun
>>153852647that's why i always order carry out and never delivery
>>153852647You gotta click the direct to me button. It costs a bit more but the food arrives hot.
>>153852647what did you order? is it microwavable?
>>153852615Gay faggot
>>153852652No
>>153852652yea it's trash
>>153852667not particularly no, this is the first time we've made it out of pools
>next AB for team Canada
>>153852647how much have you had to drink? i ask because that's the only time i order that bullshit ripoff delivery
>>153852652it's an awful song
>>153852657>>153852660I was still working, the plan was to have it there when I got done with work>working late on a Fridayyeah it sucked
>>153852672What happens when everyone pays the direct to me fee?
>two retards trying to make small talkfox fucking sucks
>>153852667is there anything they're supposed to be good at?
>>153852683forgot pic
>>153852654He is trying to make Cricket popular as competition to baseballHorrible at travelingObjectively tries to ruin the good name of the umpiring professionHis livestreams are awkward and his Dominican friend swings a bat around the screen and it makes me feel scared.
>>153852652That guitar solo is one of the most fun to play
>>153852683bo has unironically been far outperforming josh so far lmao
>>153852690I assume it auto assigned you to a free driver but i'm not sure.
>>153852688it's onl 6:18, anon
how hard is it to hit a home run? i can hit one easy these fat fucks keep swinging and missing
>>153852693pippit pippit pippitup pipprippitt
>>153852690It's less efficient but they make more money
>>153852652no never it should be playing from public speakers like call to prayer
>>153852696based rick
Being Canadian is so gay. Its like not existing
>>153852685see >>153852688more tired and didn’t feel like driving
>>153852648Bud light never recovered to pre-tranny commercial levels. Brand was permanently damaged
>>153852691i have my shit on mute because the yapping is unbearable.
my team's ace is dealing c:
>>153852687Is it associated with the us baseball nt?Some songs are used here everytime the brazilian football team plays
>>153852705Pippa?
>>153852702>>153852706Someone has to be last in line.
Canada is looking defeated!
>>153852714meanwhile shane gillis retards swear he saved them
>>153852652This free bird thing is unironically only since Winter Olympics its not like its freakin Men At Work - Man Down Under or something.
>>153852722kys
can you guys try harder, i though itd be 7-0 by now so i can stop watching
>>153852710how do you know?
>>153852718....GAYants!
this game sucks USA finna win 8-1
>>153852727>its not like its freakin Men At Work - Man Down Underno cause then it would be a good song
I am addicted to generating ai images of anime whores I just love ass and pantyhose and thongs
>>153852698Kek a real poo at heart
>>153852725HUMILATION RITUAL>No More Silver Presentation, IOC
I should be on caplyta...
>>153852710exists in your thoughts 24/7 however
>>153852727u20 men's hockey team started it a few years ago, i think
>>153852708you know it
>>153852737What does this have to do with baseball
I bought a fitted hat and it a little big. Is it possible to shrink it a little so it fits tighter?
>>153852727>its not like its freakin Men At Work - Man Down Under or something.Agartha team for WBC 2029
>>153852726i had seen shane’s impressions and thought he was funny based on those. finally gave one of his stand up specials a shot…holy fuck it was awful
>anti-depressant multiplier ad>gives every single fucking side-effect under the sun>pretty music still going on
Get fucked, Canada.
>>153852742>anti-depressant>may increase thoughts of suicide=\
>>153852750Put it in the wash on high heat
>>153852753>may cause an increase in suicidal thoughts
how many times are they going to cut to griffey
>>153852752Live in Austin is great, the fuck is wrong with you
>>153852460The Tragically Hip are cool.
>>153852749I just need someone to understand
>>153852749Japan's still in it
>>153852750Don't do what that other anon said. It'll destroy the brim since they're cardboard.
>>153852757Oopsie! No refunds :)
>>153852761Show goofy boomers dancing cringe
>>153852753You getting used to the culture, Caracas? yeah, nothing weird about that... nice corporate message
Turncoat Freddie Freeman should be here. This is the farthest we've gone.
It’s bad enough Harper has to start every fucking game, why is he batting so high? Dude is cooked.
>>153852754Theyre CHEATING AGAIN!
whos winning?
world groundout classic
Jesus Christ Toro cannot throw the ball
>>153852771Most hat brims are plastic now
>Fudge
God damn our offense is ass.
>>153852757>>153852761That's normal for anti depressents though. It does that in the short term but work better in the long term.Personally I got off of them because it made me feel like I was an emotionless robot.
>>153852648I’m an alcoholic and spend too much time in bars. I see less than half the people drinking bud light these days as five-ten years ago. Bud light used to be the most popular beer by a mile. Now it’s a mix of michelob ultra, coors light, and a slew of Mexican beers
>>153852777chekd kekd & rekt
fuck off doomers, we're literally one grand slam away from the lead
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>>153852743Is this what you think lmao>>153852731I've been to Canada a lot. Its a lot of sitting in underground malls
if youre getting fucked by OUR pitching wait until DR lmao
canada needs runs
leafbros this is our inning
>>153852791I am an emotionless robot on them but it’s kind of nice because I was a nervous wreck before
>>153852805already got the runs
>>153852805Yeah that's how baseball works
>>1538527903 runs through 5 ain't bad at all, decent pitchers thus far for Canada
>>153852809Leafsters... we have this.
>>153852805Or USA needs to lose runs
>>153852791wtf i want to be lobotomized and not care about anything anymore how do i get these pills
>>153852812I couldn't handle it, I legitimately couldn't find joy in the things I used to. I talked to my doctor and got off of them and went to therapy instead and that worked much better for me.
>>153852812You could do that naturally. Just think of the future as a fantasy. Think of the past as a fantasy. Live in the moment. Nothing matters except the current moment. Every single second is a new moment but that is all that matters. You are present in the current moment and that is it.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/gdpK-UCb384
the only anti-depressant you need is the Father Son and Holy Spirit
>>153852802Soroka is good in short bursts and Ashman has been dominating AA, not worried yet
I live in New Hampshire and am watching with my Quebecois neighbor. Every time Canada makes any contact she jumps up and down going "Eez eet eh home eh-run?!?" and I see her ass and tits bouncing and am thinking "Please god let me fuck her" she's single
>>153852764>lol dude black people lol >lol lol lol >frickin black people bro >lol Absolutely fucking awful. Terrible material and a shitty frat bro delivery
>>153852829Have a nervous breakdown during your annual physical, that's how I got a prescription for them.
>>153852831I already feel like this all the time. Are they putting caplyta in the water?
based costume lads
>>153852793Bud light is gods juice. It is the perfect beer. Tastes good and gets you perfectly consistently drunk without turning you retarded. It should have its own category. Shame about the tranny shit but its great
these little league pitch limits gotta go
>>153852837Soroka is completely washed. I mean he's been in the league 22 years, which is a good run but it's time to hang it up
please lose usa, i'd rather have canada move on than get stomped by the dominicans
did you guys pass a law that makes the medical ads talk through the side effects at a normal pace?i feel like i remember your ads having the side effects listed at 3x speedalso that shits like 65% of the ad now lmao
JLMI
>be Canada>lose in hockey>lose in baseball>live in 90% Indian neighborhood
>>153852607Did he? He was a fascist he never had to act like a regular politician, just scream about honor and the mythical aryan land to get the german meat in the meatgrinder
>>153852839I forgot to say that she's trans. Go mets!
>>153852839I haven't held hands with a girl in over 15 years but somehow you will manage to not have sex tonight.
>>153852850He's only washed the second time through the order and onward, check his splits
>>153852829>>153852831I was much more on top of shit before I was on these but it was all motivated by fear and anxiety. I am probably happier though
>>153852847I always preferred coors light and modelo. Similar alcohol content and taste better to me. Bud light is like 5th best light beer
>>153852854>side effects may include death or a fate worse than death
>>153852854>also that shits like 65% of the ad now lmaoThe only people that watch tv anymore are 65+ so it makes sense
I'm Rob Manfred here's the plan:>USA takes out Logan Webb in the 7th>Canada scores 4 runs >USA scores one in the 8th>Canada scores one in 8th>USA ties in 9th>Canada wins on walkoff in extras
Only one thing can save Canada now.
wait the QUARTERFINALS are a 1-game elimination? wth
>>153852854Not a new law exactly, the new admin forced them to list them all like that
>>153852867I'm glad anon. Anti depressents legitimately save people's lives. But they don't work for everyone and I happened to be one of those people that it doesn't work for.
>>153852849It's an exhibition tournament
Logan Webb is fucking collapsing put in Kershaw
>>153852878This shit would bleed into the season if they did 2 of 3s
>>153852843I haven't gone to a doctor in almost 10 years.
>>153852847Bud light hate is so forced.
>>153852843why are zoomers so fucking mentally weak
>>153852877SAVE US YOUPPI
there's no honor in beating these weak teams.
here we go Canada here we gohere we go Canada here we go
>>153852888Has Kershaw played this entire tournament?
>>153852884Yeah and there’s like a million different ones too which makes it hard. I hated therapy because I never knew what to talk about
>>153852878Can’t have 3 rounds of 3 game series. Not enough time and too much wear on arms in March
>>153852888>Brad Keller in the pen
>>153852849This is the only way to make a tournament like this happen, most pro leagues worldwide are in spring training and they don't want teams pushing guys who aren't built up and destroying their arms
how many innings will kershit last
>>153852903They had him in the bullpen against Italy lmao.
>not drinking a microbrewYou bunch of corporate drones
Canada scores 3 this inning. Lopez walks. DeRosa visibly chuckles and laughs on the broadcast about maybe taking out Webb, Webb gives up HR to Naylor.
on god i need usa to win this fr
LMAO who saw that Canadian girl flash her bra behind the Canada dugout
>>153852921Are the owls a team?
>TWO HITS
WBC is in dire need of some mascots
>>153852867>it was all motivated by fear and anxietyyes this is me
>>153852698>Objectively tries to ruin the good name of the umpiring professionLearn to code, blue. You're getting replaced.
Good attempt throwing to 2B honestly
>>153852933Ours would be gay as shit, probably just a fucking eagle because our brand of patriotism is very uncreative
>>153852933WBC is in dire need of Brazilian Joy. Tournament is so fucking empty without you lot. I'm listening to Evinha as we speak.
>>153852941that's my ace :)
why do they build the bullpens so far away from the dugout? Why don't they just put them with the dugout?
>>153852933Sandwich Japan has HoloLive whores
surprised derosa knows the pitch limits
>no kershawscared?
What would a Dominican “teacher” even teach in Canada? Rape 101? Advanced Horchata?
>>153852942We should make ours a Union soldier to represent the creation of baseball (Made by Union soldiers)
>>153852946They used to. Even at wrigley until like 4 years ago
>>153852805canada needs a thermonuclear holocaust
>>153852946Because jogging the distance from the bullpen to the mound helps the pitcher loosen up and warm up
>>153852868There is a sweetness to coors and miller that I simply abhor
>>153852946Don't Fuck With Tradition, Young Man
>>153852946the bullpens should be next to the dugouts behind home plate but you gotta put the good seats there so you can charge thousands of dollars for them
good job webb
>>153852942it works pretty well
>>153852698>mogged by jomboy
>>153852959Be real, nigga
>>153852958Spanish you racist piece of shit or science, math, music. Dominican Republic is highly advanced.
how is this game fair? we dont have a 1st or 3rd baseman
>>153852941It was close
Joshua Tomar no no no
>>153852946Easier to fit them there
WBC unironically just needed a beefy security team and ALL games to be played in South Americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtCOzRc8_s0
this WBC has been a dud
What would it be like to get topped by a real man? Just to feel desired by someone would be great
>>153852919Mariners players are NEVER ready to hit until late April
>>153852942That eagle from the 1984 olympics is the best mascot you guys ever had for the national team
>>153852988If you've only been watching the US games yeah
>>153852958thoughtless post
mascots should give pitchers rides to the plate from the bulllpen the kids would love it
>>153852988>t. didn't watch any of pools
>>153852975It’s advanced in the sense that Haiti is on the other side of that shit hole.
>>153852946the real answer is when they put them on the sides of the field people would break their fucking ankles running down fly balls
>>153852993They save it for the World Series usually
Quebec City girls (but they won't fuck me since I don't speak French)>>>>>>Montreal women (they will fuck me because they are cosmopolitan)>>>>Vancouver girls (they will fuck me for my BWC)>>>>>>Toronto girls (they will fuck me because I'm white)>>>>>>Winnipeg girls (they will fuck me because I have a job)>>>>>>>>>>Calgary/Regina girls (I won't fuck them since they're revolting)
>mariners players on both teams suckerm kek dept?
I'm mad at Canada for not even pushing USA to actually get serious over the gay losing streak
VIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIAGARA
>>153853011we're going to destroy their bullpen, just watch
>/hoc/> This is a baseball thread now
>bregBUM
>>153853011our offense just swings at everything, its like watching the 2024 jays
>>153852999Checked. That man looks like a civil engineer. He could help Hindus in Toronto plan there … wait for it … poo holes.
WE HAVE THE MEATS
>>153853010at least they're doing good in spring tra-ACK
Ernie Whitt bringing out meme pitchers again
Stupid canuck almost killed my cubbie
>>153853028deet this
THAT'S FUCKIN RIGHT
>>153853027What’s with all the jam boy posting
were now bringing out a farmer to pitch for us btw if americans want to keep pretending the offense is doing well
>>153853019You better, I want to clean my palate from the Korea DR game>>153853026I should've known when Ernie's only answer for their offensive strategy is 'swing and hope for the best :D'Lopez can't win with these cats
I would say we need to buzz Canada's best player high and tight but they all suck
>>153852925Post it
>>153853048i got somethin that'll help clean your palate
>>153852997Patrician taste. His name is Sam. He is a confident motherfucker. He likes neckscratches.
THIS PITCHER SUCKED FOR MY PHILLIES. HE LAST PITCHED PROFESSIONALLY IN 2020 SPRING TRAINGING. THEN HE CAME BACK FOR 2023 WBC AND THEN CAME BACK FOR THIS WBC WHILE DOING 0 TRAINING HOW THE FUCK CAN'T WE HIT THIS GUY
You'd think Canada would have someone better than a guy who's been retired for a decade in this situation. He also moves in disturbing uncanny valley types motions
THEYRE CHEATING, AGAIN! (canada)
Don't cover the bag or anything
surely cow waweigh can hit aumont
>>153853072/our/ mariners drafted him #7 years ago and he never did shit in the majors
>>153853022>tfw living on the Michigan border near Windsor
lol
>Canadian fielding
>>153853072The sad state of affairs is that USA doesn't give a shit, and Canada is trying their best to fill the skill gap with heart but they haven't found their groove yet.
Naylor fucked that up should've went to 1st
FUCK that was close
>naylorfor fuck's sake this guy seems to be repelled by the idea of sticking close to first base. HORRIBLE fundamentals.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>153853096This guy is as old as Kershaw, hasn't pitched regularly since 2019 and that was in a random Canadian independent league. Since 2019, he only pitched in 2023 WBC...
gg our bullpen is already up, hope you enjoyed seeing our 5 pitches
Walk that dumper...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>who's on first
>>153853110>>153853102Hes sandbagging for the usa
> Aumont was 15 years old when his hometown Montreal Expos left for Washington, D.C. Gatineau isn't anywhere near Montreal. They simply get sloppy because Canada doesn't matter
time for macko to try and save this shit inning again
Why is a teenager coaching Canada?
They are using MAGNETSCANADA IS CHEATING AGAIN
>>153853127powerful
>>153853127o7
>>153853126it's just a two-hour drive
BAM BAM BAMCAAAM ONNN BOYSPLAY SOME FUCKING BALLBAM BAM BAM
>>153853132ITS LIKE A DRUG
>>153853127Based, fuck anti-semitism. Baseball is a safe place for Jews.https://youtu.be/PnYoQhM2fLg?si=tcACg74_OXM1fZfG
>>153853135>>153853127this is everything
>>153853127>>153853135brave
>>153853135
Anybody else see that huge fucking magnet when Canada bats? They're fucking cheating with magnets again.
>>153853127Bluechew the Jew
KNOCK KNOCKTURANG?
>>153852652Simple Man is a better song.
USA USA USA USA
oh no!
>>153853132No, those are ours. We set them up pre-mlb season specifically for Cal. We were just testing their effectiveness early.
Cmon USA put them away and mercy rule this shit
incoming mercy rule
Turang MVP
Attaboy Petey! Way to stay back on it get there ya go kid!!!
CAW CAW CAW PCA
korea got walked off in the 7th inning
You now remember when umpires threw a hissy fit and wore special wristbands to protest against "escalating hatred" of umpires
Canada tips the USA hitters' bats with a little poke from the catcher's mitt.
PCA
How do I buy this product? Can’t find it on Amazon.
Put them in a body bag!Mercy rule!
Lol
This game fucking sucks USA is such a low-energy team I want us to lose so I can be put out of my misery and boredom
TU RANG?
Does Canada even want to win?
and theres the game, we have NO FUCKING pitching, idk why you retards thought you were the underdogs
THE CROW
just mercy these niggas already
>>153853158AND BE A SIMPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
>>153853184Italy aka USA's C-team will bring us glory
USA vs DR please save usI just want a good baseball game
get fucked shitters
>booby shitt
>>153853184This but unironically
>>153853135Redpill me on this. How are the Jews behind this?
>>153853156>>153853185
>>153853191It's not over you fucking traitor. Canada has been through worse. WW1, WW2, 1812, and we always come out on top. Even in Iraq we were better pound for pound fighters than American soldiers. We won in Bosnia.Canada doesn't give up, we fight the fuck back.
how do you say its over in canadian?
B0-3BY Shitt
>>153853177umps are our neighbors
>>153853184>getting bored watching proper plate discipline because you just want to watch dominican niggers swing at everything
>All those retards who were so happy about... making it out of pools>In the softest pool the committee could have ever cobbled togetherKek, Canadian mediocrity is truly a thing to behold
nice doubleplay amerifaggots
>>153853212>tf>tp
>>153853205We're getting BTFO kek
IT AIN'T OVERUNTILIT'S FUCKING OVER
>4/8 with RISPies>not like 1/12>in Houstoncouldn’t be my stros
Holding the juggernaut US to 3 runs over 5 innings is a spiritual W for Canada baseball
Was hoping it would at least be competitive
>>153853188Win, lose, cheatCanada is for jeets
>>153853177Modern umpires are highstrung pussies. 100 years ago they carried daggers.
>>153853213>how do you say its over in canadian?सब खत्म हो गया
>>153853177#stop ump hate
>>153853217Basically every team is more fun to watch than team USA
>babby shitt
>be Canada>losekek
>>153853185this is a munsters general
Digits and leafs pull off the mother of all comebacks
>>153853205this is the match up
Beating a country with +550 odds is on the same level of almost beating japan to americans.
>>153853238GRANDPA COULD YOU DRIVE IN SOME RUNS AH HUH HUH UHHHHHH
>>153853222I'm in Wildwood for winter. I'm coming back to Canada next week.
>>153853232Based Orioles fucking up umps
>>153853241kek
>free birdrunning horse
>>153853139Montreal isn't your hometown team if you're from Gatineau
>>153853184
>>153853225based knower
>lost to italy>can't mercyrule canadaare you ok americabros?
So spuh, what did you do to break in your mitt?
>>153853244S E E T H I N GEETHING
>>153853217>DR is going to fold after being allowed to apeswing until running into a team with real pitchingthis is the path ameribros
AND WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT EID-UL FITRRRRRRISNT IT IRONIC, DONCHA THINK
>>15385324490% of the US roster haven’t sniffed postseason in years or massively choked and this is their WSPlease understand
>>153853232a better time
>>153853250Are you a vampire? Why are you a snowbird in New Jersey during the winter
>>153853205VEN v JAP could be kino
>>153853250Please never come back to my country
>>153853217both teams are swinging at everything, the difference is the DR gets on base
Digits and Leafs pull of a comeback and everybody in this thread (except for me) dies in the next 72 hours.
>>153853244Weixing mad lel
All I'm glad for is that Bryce Harper is getting exposed by a buncha AA players and pseudo retired uncs after spouting all that shit about Olympic Baseball.
>>153853261>leather oil>have my parents back over the mitt with the car>beat mitt with bat
Update on my hat. I sprayed the brim with water and tossed it in the dryer.
>>153853244>Canadian>seethingIs that unironically all you guys do these days?
>>153853210there's an ad where the school bully puts a sticky note on some Jewish kids backpack and it reads "dirty jews" and them some other guy comes in and puts a blue square over the sticky note. the blue square is supposed to be some symbol to stop anti semitism
>>153853284What was the situation with the hat?
is Cal really about to have the craziest regression in the history of the sport?
>>153853288HOW AL QUDS YOU?
>>153853273Digits and I drink another cup of orange crush
SPIRITUAL WPIRITUALW
Will we have another mercy rule today?
what is the point of living if youre a canadian
>>153853279nothing exposed larper more than the gnats immediately winning a championship when he left
>>153853293rogue jizz shot incident
>>153853268Wildwood is the best city on earth and prices are cheap in winter and they welcome Quebecois. I wouldn't go some place where they don't welcome Canadians under the current regime.
>>153853279Ermmm actually chud, wbc doesn’t mean anything to him mmk?
>>153853302making americans mad (just did it 4 times)
>>153853302the thrill of cheating keeps me alive, you?
houstonfags itt... why aren't you at the game right now?
>>153853217>nigga did i just catch you wanting to have fun????
>cantscorenada
>>153853303must suck for the old self esteem when something like that happens
>>153853260We are a hockey nation
the amount of oblique injuries the dominican team is going to get from swinging out of their shoes against paul skenes is gonna be hilarious
>>153853042Shady Ray’s. The bring us TONS of Jam Boy Breakdowns.
If NOT digits, Canada wins and everybody in this thread (besides me) dies in mysterious circumstances in the next 48 hours If digits team USA wins the game and everybody (including me) lives a long happy life
>>153853284>>153853293The hat, whatever happened there?
>>153853235It's just the novelty of watching non Americans come together and play, that's why team USA feels boring to you
>letting CANADA GET A RUN ON YOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA"AMERICA"'S GAME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NONONONOONONONNON
>>153853316not the post season + no raza playing + baseball is just their 4th sport anyway + mexican football league going on rn
BLACKED
>>153853293Trying to shrink it. It's a fitted hat. And when I said brim i meant the hat band.
THE COMEBACK BEGINS NOW
>can't even shutout Canadait's over
>>153853324finallythe sweet release of deathtyba
>>153853307All I ask is you tip. I know know how y'all are
burgerbros.......
oh no no no
>>153853261Oil and put a ball in there, close it shut around the ball with rubber bands overnight
>>153853320this but unironically
FINALLY CHEATING PAYS OFF
>>153853330Team USA is boring because they have no SOVL. I like when team USA has SOVL, this team doesn't.
alright there's our run, were good, you can end the game now
>>153852652The Haibane Renmei OP? No. Oh you mean that shitty straight-to-commercial dadrock song? Yes.
a lot of these canada players walk/run like their diapies are full
As a casual the manager coming the instant the pitcher fucks up is the funniest shit
>>153853324Anulo the part about dying
>>153853322>US and DR beat each other senseless>whoever wins is then picked off by Italy or Venezuela in the final
Was that a heckin single???
This just isn’t kino. Sports we’re supposed to dominate in, just like basketball, aren’t as satisfying when we win and if we lose it’s like, meh. Hockey was great because we weren’t supposed to win and soccer will be great.
>>153853346>>153853346B U S T T H E W S USTTTTHEWS
>>153853352they play with half kilo solid steel buttplugs in
>>153853279Harper’s bat speed looks like it’s 3-4 mph slower than his prime. He can’t catch up to a fastball anymore
>bullpen game>against canada
We scoredIt's 5-1We score oneit's 5-2 then we're down by just threetwo run home run?Suddenly it's 5-4Then we're down by 1 run only and this game is fucking close
>>153853349Imagine if the Savannah Bananas were our team. They'd be dancing. We'd have the guy on stilts vs. Ohtani. It'd be epic. Maybe next time
mark derosa thinks he can bring in ohtani
>>153853353Rallies are serious business. Pitching and hitting is a matter of rhythm and mechanics and once a pitcher is interrupted by a hard hit, they can lose their streak
>the patriot awards>kings of israelKEK
Canada having two Naylors is throwing me off. I though Josh was at bat and was worried for a second.
imagine allowing a run to fucking Canada, the DR would never
Italy would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>153853359>and soccer will be greatthe USMNT blows, we're getting destroyed
>>153853376>>153853376FREEDOM AINT FREE
>>153853377josh may as well not be on the team so thats okay
Is Diamond Dallas Page doing the Jim Carey America-face thing? Or is this just traditional Canadian liver failure?
If digits I have awesome sex with my Korean co-worker this week (and forever) BUT team USA never wins a WBC for 10 years
>>153853377>NaylorI hardly know her.
>>153853316im in sugar landi hate daikin stadium feels like a warehouse not a ballpark
>>153853387based sex sacrificer
>>153853381Yeah, but at least it’ll be interesting.
We are so back
If digits... gay sex happens in the stadium in the bathroom near section 312 and a cum mess is left for the poor bathroom attendant to clean up
no nu?
fuck
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FATTTTTTTTTTTTTIESSSSSSSS?
>>153853374israel had the whitest team in the tournamentim noticing
This bullpen sucks. Skenes is going to have to pitch a complete game for USA to beat DR.
OH BOY
uh oh we got a game
we got a ballgame
>USA Bullpen
It's over
no...NO!!!
free bird bros ...
uhhh americabros...
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BUM?
YAY ITS A BALLGAME
OH N-
Mmmm??? Americans what is this ?
>gay spyer
>>153853407We've already lost this game. We won't be playing DR.
>>153853400>>153853400>>153853400Holy SEX!!!! the GAY SEX LED TO THAT HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Americans learning this shit just to own the Canadians
HOLY CRAP
Oh n-
good thing the US already punched their ticket to the finals
america is absolutely going to fucking get GAPED by the dominicans LMAO
These bums have no passion
>>153853406you can't be white andJewish, those are mutually exclusive
We’re more of an ice hockey country anyway
NO NO NO NO NO
burgerbros...?
NEW>>153853434>>153853434>>153853434
OH NO NO NO NO THE CHOKE IS IN
IT AIN'T FUCKING OVER TIL IT'S OVER!!!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!WAKE UP USA THE GAME AIN'T OVER TIL THE LAST OUT!!!
erm... burgersisters?
New thread?
Save us
>>153853316I’m watching Houston vs Kansas in the big12 tourny alongside this game. It’s much easier to do at home.
kershaw is so cute
>>153853436average Houstonian
>>153853449stone cold clayton kershaw
>>153853439Skenes is too good, he won't falter badly
>the sanctity of Louise
learn to bunt
Look at how much trouble teh Canadians are giving them? No way they can face the DR or Japan with this lineup. Bunch of limp dick Americans.
>>153853840I'm not betting on USA vs DR
