41 Days until the draft (the NFL one)Rodgers, Cousins, Flacco still rumored to be with new teams soon
I still can't believe the browns ran mayfield out of town. It all feels like when a show has to kill off a character or revert back to the status quo AKA the browns reverting back to sucking. Like, it's almost comical what the browns did.>Be known as dogshit franchise with zero playoff wins since before 2000.>Have notoriously bad qb problem.>Finally luck into something resembling stability and playoff success.>Your playoff winning QB gets hurt and continues playing >You trade him because your first round edge gets pissy.>Make one of the worst trades deals ever in real time instead of paying your rookie. (Mind you this isn't the niners this is the fucking browns so no one in their right mind would say paying mayfield would be the wrong idea). >Do it anyway>Become a shitty team with a problems againThis team is an abomination.
>>153856215To be fair he had two excellent receivers and looked like shit
>>153856195Rodgers is expected to stay on the steelers. Too bad mike mccarthy sucks dick.
>>153856252vpn off don't do that
>>153856215Who cares? He's mid as hell.
Industry secret. It's all pee. Not yellow gatorade.
>>153856267true
>>153856282>they got rid of the only qb that was standingkek
The spins are setting in wish I could sleep
>>153856332dance or die
>>153856332Hell yeah brother!
>>153856353I saw FF5 in concert once. Once.
>>153856353I have a hemerrhoid that win't stop screaming
>>153856441what is it talkin about? caleb?
>>153856458It's saying AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153856441>hemorrhoid in my ASS. in my ASS again! it's a bleedin' in my ASS, in my ASS again!
>>153856464aaaaaaaa
>>153856441How does one even get that?
>>153856526>excessive wiping or scratching, pregnancy stretching out the pores, getting pounded in the ass and breaking the skin. Just to name a few.
I think it would be funny is Josh never made it to the Big Game™
>>153856526Missing a FG in the Super Bowl with Dan Marino holding the ball.
Working up the nerve to puke up the rot gut but not looking forward to the delerium after that attracts shadow people.
>>153856568LACES OUT
>>153856526straining to push because no fiber in his diet
>>153856569just get it over with and go to sleep
>>153856569>>153856441>>153856332damn late night /nfl/ is grim
>>153856332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn9F19Hi1Lk
Max Crosby went back to the cuckshed kekky
>is that... late night /nfl/?? AHHHHHHH I'M GOING FRIKKIN INSAAAAAANE!!!!
Will we ever find out what degenerate gay stuff Christian Wilkins did to end up completely out of the NFL?
>>153856750He tucked his willy between his legs and ran around saying "I'm a woman now"
the screaming Korean is now parked outside honking
Just remembered I gotta go to my Dr Monsters appointment with Dr Monster
>>153856794My coworker started doing that a while ago. Weirdest shit.
>>153856694damn late night for the kiwi is just early nightbrutal
>>153856226I'll take one Arch Manning next year please
>Kyler and Tua got new teams>literally nobody wanted Anthony RichardsonKwab
>>153856974Rybackbros…
>>153856974Even Geno Smith got a new team before him
>>153856974Rams or Lions
>>153856974Tony Richardson is a retarded gorilla nigger why would anyone trade for him?
>>153856526alcohol and high blood pressure
>>153857745Thay's the same thing I blame for my girthy and uncontrollable boners. The alcohol thins the blood so it can get in every little crack, crevice and vein meanwhile the heart is pumping at pressures that would make most men look like the guy in the head scene of Scanners
>>153856694>>153856794>>153857024this mahomes hatin tranny is posting from VPN, ban him
>>153856215>paid a kings ransom for a peanut oil pervert after the fact
Name a more overrated player at any position than George 'hillbilly retard' Kittle
>>153858369Mahomes
>>153858369TEs are always overrated.
>>153858369hes got that playful personality somehow folks keep being patient with him
>scanning for the avapedo
What did he mean by this
>>153858433retard take
my bearsies :)
this is beautiful
>manlet black qbs in degenerate third world states
>my team getting a bunch of comp picks for next year's draft cause teams are desperate for shit players we no longer wantfeels good man
>>153858881That comment was out of bounds
>>153858369Every nigger WR
>>153859518sar you cant say that
>>153859534Sorry.Every nigger qb
>>153858369Travis KelceRybackMuttholmes Trent Williams
>>153858369DeKaylin Zecharius Metcalf
>>153856215Baker's mid though mid is better than any other QB they've had.Chubb and the O-line are what was carrying that team though, if peanut oil wasn't the biggest bum ever and was actually the upgrade he was supposed to be they've would've been legitimate contenders, Super Bowl favorites even. So I can understand why they did it. Hindsight's a bitch huh?The real scummy move was sending him to the Panthers to die. Also friendly reminder that the Panthers had both Mayfield and Darnold and moved on from both for Bryce Dung lol.
I was assured that Bakey would make em quakey
It feels like Baker's seasons always go the same way>MVP start>gets hurt>becomes decidedly mid by November
>>153858881Is it a good or bad idea to take (presumably his) teenagers there
ravens reek of desperation
>>153860473YupIt's now or never for Lameme
The Chiefs need Kenyon Sadiq
Sneed bros...
>>153860489So never
>>153860587Yup
>>153860489Labum and Trash Allen will never make a Super Bowl
>>153860527Chief
>>153860662take that back. our joshie is having an elway arc
>>153860768Herbert will win a playoff game before Allen makes the Owl
I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sadThe games in which I'm choking are the best I've ever hadI find it hard to score points, I ain't got enough helpWhen my team gives up touchdowns, it's a very, very...Bad lossBad lossBad lossBad loss
>>153860768We GOTTA save Joshie from that cursed ass team.
>>153860833If Allen and/or Burrow don't leave their team the next time their contract is up, it's over. I understand wanting to be loyal to their team, but both of them need to move on to competent orgs
>>15386083349ers give 3 firsts and Brock Purdy, deal?
>>153860862Nah it'll have to be a shit team so the 1sts are actually worth something
>>153860862Why would Allen leave a playoff choker to go to a playoff choker?
>>153860894just imagine joshie and tranahan tho
>>153860950It would be cinema. Unfortunately, they'd lose to Mahomes in the Super Bowl again
>>153860991>Mahomes>super bowlRetard still thinks that it's still 2022
>>153861003Trannahan's 9ers exist for Mahomes induced playoff heartbreakAllen exists for Mahomes induced playoff heartbreakPut them together, and what do you get?
>>153861080Mahomes won't even make the playoffs
>>153861088Mahomey finner boutta 15peat
stoppooa time
>>153861234scrambled egg brain man boutta have his darnold arc
>>153861249>I heard he won a really big cereal bowl or somethin I like cereal
>Washington is signing RB Jerome Ford to a one-year dealYeah, I'm thinking we're in a position to take the BPA at pick #7
>>153861185He isn't even starting week 1 lmao
Chiefs really should've signed Tua.Phins went 7-10 last year. Chiefs went 6-11. Clearly they need his help.
>>153858262SCHIZO ALERT
>>153861080Like in math two negatives multiply into a positive.>>153861088Exactly, you remove his designated jobber out of the conference then he has to play someone who isn't mindbroken.
>>153861287How's Kinlaw working for you? I think Peter's sucks because he's a Lynch subordinate and Lynch stinks too
how did we go from>josh Allen is QB1to>josh Allen is the best player in the entire nfli hate his gay ass cocksucking fan base so much. really? the best player in all of football? genuinely homosexual
>>153861509The media loves white qbs. Just look at how they treat Herbert
>>153861433>How's Kinlaw working for you? I don't remember. The whole defense was turbo dogshit last year. But he was probably fine. People made fun of how old the defense was last year, but the ironic part is that it was the old timers (Von Miller, Wagner, etc) who were the most productive
>>153861531bustin sherbert doesnt belong in the same sentence with our josh
>>153861615>Allen is the next John Elway>Herbert is the next Peyton ManningMedia heads love to say this despite the much more likely reality that neither will win anything
>>153860473Yeah they're in trouble. Henry isn't getting any younger and Lamar's athleticism has clearly been affected by the injuries. The good news is he actually is a good passer so he will age better than most dual threat QBs, but once the threat of running is completely gone idk how many passing lanes he'll e able to exploit the same way
>"Year of the horse"
>>153861754Raiders will still be the worst team in the AFCW
>>153861705our boy never got a fair shake at qb
>>153861768Nah. Chiefs, Chargers, Raiders, BroncosNot a Queefie btw, I just know ball
>>153861806All right ball knower, who are the Queefs starting at QB in week 1
the chiefs-eagles broship will rise again next season
>>153861957Probably Minshew, but Mahomes' toughness is underrated by this genny. IIRC, this is only the second time he's missed games due to injury. >so why do you think they'll win the AFCWSimple. The Broncos were 10-3 in one score games with a ton of 4th quarter comebacks. They're going to regress HARD. Plus, they've made NO FA moves despite no longer having the Dangeruss dead cap. They've only lost talent. The Raiders will no longer be the worst team in the league, but will still be the Raiders. It'll be Chiefs by process of elimination, kinda like the NFCS>but anon, what about the Bustin Shitbert and the Sandy Eggo KWABbersLmao yeah man this is his year for sure bro this is it dude this is when Herbert wins something mhm yeah man I totally agree
>>153861509He’s the best player at the most important position. What doesn’t make sense about this?
>>153861986you were just celebrating them not being able to keep both their WR and TE, which is bullshit btw restructuring Goedert will save cap space and getting rid of AJ only incurs a bad dead cap hit
>>153862006They play the NFCW next year and theres no way Mahomes will be cleared to play after 9 months. And the year before the Chiefs went like 11-0 in one score games so that's a dumb argument
Offseason breeding sessions
>>153862042>And the year before the Chiefs went like 11-0 in one score gamesHow'd they do this year?
>>153862076Eliminated in week 15 because the mutt is garbage
>>153862041still id rather watch another chiefs eagles superbowlcurrently we cannot beat them but if they lose goedert and keep AJ brown that would increase our chances
>>153856215>This team is an abomination.?But they are still profitable.
Goedert is criminally underrated
>>153862124>Eliminated in week 15 My point exactly>because the mutt is garbageLolokaybro. All 1 score 4th quarter comeback merchants regress next year. It happened to the Chiefs and Commanders this year, it'll happen to the Bears and Broncos next year. Deny it if you want, you'll see come November
>>153862173He's fallen off a bit recently but I completely agree
>>153862187If he easnt garbage then why did the Queefs get eliminated in week 15
>>153862173>>153862249WHEN HEALTHY is the small fine print at the bottomthe problem is he is guaranteed to miss games every seasonlast season it was only two but the one before that was 7
>>153862298Because they sucked. Kek you still think I'm the muttlover. What happened to KC is the same thing that happens to all 1 score merchants and will happen to the Broncos
Why is my team prevented from making intelligent long-term decisions and how is Israel directly implicated?
>>153862362But your team just signed aryan god Analzone, signed the most underrated rb in the league and is finally free of Mike No Hammy Evans
>"Down in a hole!"one of the most kino music drops during a gamehttps://youtu.be/f8hT3oDDf6c?si=R5lwHejMymKqatS7&t=100
>>153862386I dont care. Todd Bowles refuses to learn and is still wearing the headset.
>Bengals signed veteran QB Josh Johnson, who returns to Cincinnati for a team he played for during the 2013 season.Bengals found their starting QB
>>153862412now that mike tomlins been fired every black coach should be on the hot seatthey'll fall like dominoes next season
>Coen has unlocked The PrinceWho can stop him now?
>>153862353And yet you listed the Chiefs as one in your list
>>153862578Are you a bot? You realize that KC LOST all their 1 score games this year, right?
The Broncos are so fucked next year>Bo Nix revealed to have glass ankles>literally all of their games last season were 1 score games where they barely scraped by against dogshit teams like the Jets. Raiders, and Commanders>Josh Allen had to actively try to lose the playoffs for them to have a chance and it still came down to a ticky tacky INT in OT>have made ZERO improvements to the roster through free agencyPeople talk about the Pats being fraudulent which I don't disagree with but the Broncos were way fucking worse in that regard
>>153862412This was a terrible year to be in the coach market, some patience will pay off in the long run.
Once again, WHY THE FUCK DID LUTHER BURDEN SLIP ALL THE WAY TO PICK 39?
>>153862523The Jags jobbed to Trash Allen&Company at home.
Pass interference... On the offense!
>>153862748Draft Arch
>>153862605Did you even ready my post? Why would you imply that the Chiefs are winning the West this year>>153861806
>>153862748Nah, I give more credit to the Broncos because they actually beat some good teams in the regular season and would have probably given the Seahawks more of a fight in the Super Bowl if Bo didn't get hurt. I really thought they were gonna upgrade their weapons in free agency but I guess not.
>>153860527Shouldn’t someone take a (not so great) risk on him? When he was at his best he was one of the best. His injuries are concerning, but the Titans are paying him this year. He should be worth throwing a few million at.
>>153862887Chiefs should pick him up for cheap
>>153856215>In real timeWhy do r*dditers feel the need to say this in every sentence?
>>153862954With what money? They need to save for their draft picks
Will Levis deserves a second chance
>>153863062I'll lend them 20 bucks
>>153863062Bruh its a vet min we can afford that
>>153863121prove it
>>153862362They’re forcing you to keep bowels as a HC for a humiliation ritual
>>153863121True. Send him somewhere like SanFran, Chicago, or Indianapolis so he can learn.
>>153863152Why would he sign with the Chiefs for vet mimiumn when some other team would pay him a bit more. Why would he sign there for vet minimum to begin with because they aren't owl contenders
>>153863179shit meets diarrhea
>>153863121Vikings should pick him up. Let him sit for 2 years and learn from KOC. Drop the midget and mcsharty after 2 years
So where will Derek Carr be playing this year?
>>153863353Twitch
>>153862006Ball knower my ass, 6 posts above you is Minshew signing with cards, don't parade your dumb takes as knowledge ever again cazzie
>>153862793The ref should've gone for the chest bump
>>153862051>Justin Herbert's been phenomenal tonight (posted from Mina Kimes' bedroom)
We all know Mahomes will be ready on week 1 right. Its freaking mahomie
>>153863531I hope they start him and he tears his other ACL
>>153863353Montreal Alouettes
Stop making fun of JJM
>>153863531Na old men don't heal as fast from surgery also he was playing like shit before he got injured so he needs to get coached up again to the level of a respectable QB after being cleared
>>153863531kekimagine if he rushes back and fucks his knee up even worse week 2
>>15386358530 is s-still y-young...
>>153863621fuck off, sand simp bulbasaur
an insider says ken walker checked out back in august/september and was never going to re-sign with the seahawks. he was mad they didnt extend his deal before the season and that he had to share carries with charbzgood riddence
>>153863741nigga checked out and still won sb mvp? damn he good
>>153863874He was playing for a new contract
>>153861509Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair.
>>153863741an insider = trust me bro
>>153863959tacoma news tribune's greg bell who quoted him verbatim
>>153863916>thisalso first season he never missed a game cause he didnt have to take as many snaps and he knew his contract was up. hes a kwab
Bo Nix is simply better than ice cream man and bustin cuckatini
Big Chest stays based to this day
>>153864256I miss this mentally ill motherfucker like you wouldn't believe
>>153864256This is the real reason why they blackballed him from the league
>>153864256yikes
>>153864168>knew he wasn't going to get a big deal>still helped his team win a ring>won Super Bowl MVP>got paid in free agencyHow is he a kwab? It seems like things worked out well for both sides here.
Lions free agency signings:sign C Cade Mays to three-year, $25 million dealsign OT Larry Borom to free-agent dealsign QB Teddy Bridgewater to free-agent dealsign CB Rock Ya-Sin to one-year, $4 million dealsign RB Isiah Pacheco to one-year dealsign OL Larry Borom to one-year dealre-sign LB Malcolm Rodriguez to one-year dealre-sign S Christian Izien to one-year dealsign TE Tyler Conklin to one-year dealsign CB Roger McCreary to one-year dealtrade RB David Montgomery to Texans for OL Juice Scruggs, a 2026 fourth-round pick, and a 2027 seventh-round pick.So what are we thinking, Lionsbros?
>>153864984Damn, that's a great haul for David Montgomery.
>>153862793The TE was wide open?
>>153864984Shame their window closed. Back to being losers forever.
>>153862793offensive pass interference isn't a thing and they either need to change the name or remove ityou can't interfere in your own team's pass.
>>153864984>Rock Ya-Sinanime protagonist soundin name
What are the chances that Brandon Beane just considers the receiving corps solved and he doesn't even try to draft another receiver in the 1st or 2nd round?
>>153860247Bakegod finna make ya pay
>>153864984> C Cade Mays> OT Larry Borom> OL Juice ScruggsLions need to move Penei Sewell to the left side and draft a good rookie OLineman.
>>153865073kek the fucking retard bills overpaid on chubb and are toast
>>153865073high
>>153860991>he thinks Mahomes is going back any time soon
>>153865084I thought Sewell was some top tier tackle, TF he doing on the right side?
>>153865213Because a lot of teams put their best pass rushers there
>>153861509I'm not sure Allen is THE best qb in the league but the one thing you can't ignore is that he's dragging an ass franchise deep into the playoffs every year. People cry about Mahomes' and Lamar's wr group letting them down but was Allen's WR room any better than theirs last year? Mahomes and Lamar had super bowl winning coaches, McDermott was a B+ at best and it's entirely possible the reason he even looked competent at all was Allen. The Bills defense drops dead every year and can never hold anybody under 30 when it matters. Last year they gave up 30 to Bix fucking Nood. Allen has to have like 4 or 5 touchdowns in every big game to even nave a chanceAnd, despite betting fucking hammered every season because he runs a lot he almost never misses games. Burrow and Lamar are practically guaranteed to miss games if they take a few hard shots. Allen is a fucking tankSo yeah, he's doing more with less if you ask me
>>153865213Penei Sewell played left in college but the Lions had the best OLine in the NFL before injuries and retirements.
>>153865487>*hands josh allen the corpse of chubb covered in jello* here we got you something josh
my reffies
>>153865896to the penalty island with you
Where do we stand, /nfl/?
>>153866170I don't care about most of these but i do think Space is completely fake. Every time they show more pictures/videos of """planet surfaces""" the more fake it looks. We were supposed to get moon colonies and space tourism like 10 years ago funny how that's never even talked about now. Also funny how cloning is never discussed in a serious capacity and there's allegedly no testing being done on human cloning in any country lmfao
>>153866170>That file name>Undisguised consensus farmingYou glow in the dark, nigger
>Trey Lance extended for ChorgersHerbert gonna fuck off to a Midwest farm with his smoking hot girlfriend, isn't he?
>>153866170go back
>>153866399>and there's allegedly no testing being done on human cloning in any country lmfao
>>153866170Mine's kind of boring but here it is
>>153866689>>and there's allegedly no testing being done on human cloning in any country lmfao
Why didn't the Dolphins sign Ryback?
>>153864984Window has been closed since the loss to the Niners
>>153867183Ryback would rather retire than play for that shit franchise
K9 being kinda a lil bitch tbqh
>>153867321take it back
>>153862523two of those guys aren't even on the jags anymore
>>153867183He's simply not good enough for what they need. He lost his chip eating abilities.
>>153863531>It's freakin mahomieThis, can't believe haters are doubting him. He's gonna cook this year
>>153867848well as you know, only subhuman nobodies would dislike the chiefs or mahomie he's one of the hardest working guys in the league
Well?
>>153868108Brady, Gronk and the 49ers.
>>153868108neither, fuck these niggers
>>153868108I'm sticking with the Chiefs!
>Failed perfect season vs>Failed threepeat
For the first time in my life, I didn't tip a delivery driver. I actually hid behind a wall to watch them drop my stuff off through a window so I could go get it when they drove away.
>>153868472Do Americans really?
>>153868472I saw you and posted about it on reddit
>>153868472More of this beautiful lady
