>>153859190
love to suck them both off

I would savagely beat the veggie faggot if given the chance. I would break that cunt's jaw, I tell you what.

>>153859203
very north of the murray coded post

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>>153859203
fits

>heeney and amartey, colourised.

>>153859203
>>153859209
samefag

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swans seether you in

Your cholesterol enveloped knuckles aren't breaking anything, fatso

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>gulden shoulder
>heeney hammy
the swans scarified it all to win the march premiership again

I fucking hate meat obsessed homos
You special little fucking snowflake faggot your so proud of yourself for eating meat
Kill yourself you fucking homosexual

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Oh look, it's time to eat meat

>>153859229
>not eating meat
You'd get pulverised you weak, emaciated cunt.

God I could suckle on some femboy meat

so loins just figure to injure teams they can't beat?

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*observes the cope*

>>153859239
settle petal

>>153859247
this guy fucking stinks kek

>All the games on Saturday will be amazing
lol. lmao even.
Game of the round was Thursday. Carlton vs Richmond was crisp instead of these blowouts.

I hope the veggie cunt dies. Literally wishing he dies in a car accident and his family goes with him and he has to watch them die before the life slowly fades from his weak, malnutritioned body.

>gets attention for one post
>continues to post it on hope of the dopamine spike
HERES MICKEY

still expecting MY crows to lose, not getting ahead of myself

I wish zyzz never died

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Piesperg isn't here, he's at the 'G

>>153859266
It should've have been veggie cunt.

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>want some meat blokes?

on the rums

on the runs

Why would a person not eat meat?

meat obsessed homo is getting worked up by micksperg kek

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>gulden shoulder
>heeney hammy
see you in september kek

>>153859287
Chronic faggotry.

had a dessert wine, tempted to open my red but think it best not to

>>153859287
to get to the other side

Loomers, this is a stretch but

Why would a person be proud of eating meat?

I hate healthspergs

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Rate my Outback Steakhouse 'fit

>>153859295
It's not as farfetched as it may seem now

Legit the worst I've seen the Lions play in close to a decade. Obviously missing a lot of their best so not too surprising but just done nothing well tonight other than clearance dominance in the second half but it hasn't even translated to scoring.

what the fuck is papley doing

special snowflake faggots with their faggy diets

>Veggie cunt saves photos of trannies on his phone
Not surprising desu.

season over for sydney im afraid

god curnow kicked like shit tonight. swans could have had 140 points easily

somehow feel that if brisbane and collingwood weren't getting thrashed, then this vegetarian/carnivore shit would'nt be happening at all.

>>153859344
NO REFUNDS

>>153859344
he always does
he is a shit player lol
no refunds

>>153859344
Was well beaten by Lester.

>>153859348
Pies are only 3 goals and an arse down

>>153859312
Looking cute :3

>>153859342
meant brisbane. 2-0 ouchy!

>>153859365
0-2 you mean?
you will piss you pants to face them in september

>>153859365
They started 0-4 in 2024 and went on to win the flag. Season is so long that a poor start doesn't seem to matter as much as it used.

Help me lord

>ouchie
meant gulden and heeny LOL

Loom margin is BACK

might get shit tattoos lads

Uh... Collingwood are going to rig against the Crows last minute, aren't they?

ROGHT IN FRONT OF MOI

justin longmire is right
opening round rigs the whole comp

>>153859375
I enjoyed that raping you were babbling on about. pity yours were the team getting gaped champ.

it's shaping up to be a good game.

are we gonna be revv'ing up that 5AA?

CMON LEAP TO FAME

>>153859416
be lucky to make finals without gulden and heeney

>loom margin spoilt
FUCK YOU YOU BIG SHITHEAD

holy riggamoli

good kick

>>153859432
GOAT

>Average winning margin: 37
Amazing.

As a maggie I'm not that fussed, Moore and Howe back in a bit innit

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>aussie
>brekky
>arvo
>barbie
>frothie
>slab
>rego
>prozzie
>tucker
>missus
>smoko
>dart
>durry
>tradie
>footy
>oath
>struth
>mate
>ripper
>cunt
>cuppa
>drongo
>biccy
>copper
>servo
>snag
>sheila

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>as a maggie

>>153859501
>t. "as a foot" (lmao)

REV IT UP

Daicos stat padding as usual

meat eaters fat padding as usual

>>153859476

OBSESSED

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*dusts off the sports folder*
FARKERN CAW!!!

Nan's 80th tomorrow

longmuir had a big cry over his dockys playing an opening round team again

mcfraud

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>>153859476
Whoops. Meant to post image

>>153859559
is he wrong?

>>153859577
no but we love to pick on someone having a cry over something

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honestly cromry lads great game, as a portchad i am happy to see you guys win against the real enemy, the fagpies. lets go lads

>>153859292
Based and vino pilled

>>153859292
>>153859591
>>153859603
Got me tempted to open my port

6/6 me

mate reckons kath is bangable tonight

>>153859687
defs ovulating prime for a creampie

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deja vu

>>153859700
but enough about micktranny

Objectively there is no reason vegans should exist when eggs and oysters exist

>>153859312
sober me would call you a fuckwit for wearing that in public, but 8 pints me would push you against the toilet door and run my hand up that skirt

(i play professional football for north melbourne, btw)

>>153859312
who the FUCK is he/her

geelong cats

>>153859789
are shit

>>153859203
Vouch

>>153859762
I consent

>>153859734
>eggs
eggs are fine in theory, the problem is the factory farming behind getting the eggs (male chicks killed as soon as they're born [no so much a problem in europe these days, mind, but australia is behind technology wise on this issue]) and the fact that hens are generally slaughtered as soon as they're past their egg laying abilities. there really is no problem in getting eggs from pet or humane-farm chickens that i can see
yeah there really isn't an argument against oysters beyond blind adherence to ideology

>>153859939
>yeah there really isn't an argument against oysters beyond blind adherence to ideology
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43914/the-walrus-and-the-carpenter-56d222cbc80a9

>lewis carroll
not reading that nonce, already read one too many

love her

Kill yourself you meat obsessed homo

Tomorrow iggs shock no one by getting belted

port or norf?

>>153860117
who to fold?

>>153860117
Port

>>153860117
forf, as in forfeit

sunday footy grim as fuck might get fucked up and wake up on thursday

>>153860117
my time

gooning to charli damelio

cant stop thinking about her again

>>153860210
huh but the iggs are playing?

Saturday night and this place is dead....

we used to drink and post /shitmusic/ until 3, we used to be a poomunity

those were the days

>>153860891
lgm

>>153860891
rgm

essendon bombers

>>153860891
>Shorter than Kath
Grim. Isn't she like 5'1? Even wearing heels she'd only be around 5'6 max.

>>153860891
I look like this and do this

i only watched the first and a bit of the third of shitney v loins and the lions were fucking terrible, i don't know why. it was a good win by sydney with a few asterisks, they would win against a full strength lions playing that insipid slop but would they play such insipid slop if they weren't missing key players everywhere? also not a clean victory either, two key players out for a stint. can sydney win without gulden?
i still think bane wins 3 in a row from here and sydney aren't stopping them. shit start to the season but next three are bye, aints, and floppingwood iirc so they'll get to 2-2 easy going into round 6.

the fagpies are FUCKED
st kilda opening round win was their grand final

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lol

business idea: rename awfl collingwood to the fappies iykwim haha

>last week
Carlton played le bad
>this week
Bane had injuries and played le bad
Cope you seething faggot, Sydney destroyed them despite your brainlet prediciton all week kek

shitney are gutless downhill skiing maggot scum and won't be playing in september kek, settle down fairweather blow-in

youre a bit retarded aye. everything you predicted leading up to this game was wrong kek

i could not give a rat's tossbag what a bunch of fairweather fuckheads think when they stopped posting here in all of 2025 because their shit team got gaped and had a shit year. my team was shit too but i'm not a cazzie blow-in like you gutless maggot cowards.

cazzie opinions from a brainlet who has been proven wrong lmao

*be's not posting in the thread for a year out of embarassment*

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powah

i know dangerously much about afl

>>153866658
so you aren't a shitney fan then?

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>Three teams in the 16+ team era have won the Grand Final from outside the top 4
>Brisbane 2024, Western Bulldogs 2016, Adelaide 1998
>Sydney lost to the first two in the grand final and the third in a semi

>Sydney have now lost 2 more Grand Finals than Collingwood in the AFL era

>In the 12 team era (1924-1986) the worst finishing spot to win the premiership was fourth
>Only 2 teams achieved this, Essendon (1949) and Carlton (1945)
>That Carlton team defeated South Melbourne in the Grand Final

>First coach to officially retire from shame in 2024 coached Sydney

you were wrong retard lmao

silence cazzie

>lets see how they go against brisbane then talk shit
*flogs THE bane*

CHEER, CHEER HIS HOLE AND HIS PIPE
SEE HIM ON GRINDR READY TO SWIPE
FUCK HIS ARSEHOLE TILL HE CRIES
CHAD WARNERS COCK AND HIS BROWNEYE

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good morning chaps. my what a super saturday huh?

accidentally tipped collingwood on my espn league but crom in my afl tipping league, when i was convinced the cromry were going to win. so i tipped the iggs in the afl fantasy league so my tips will be the same.

bouncing out of bed excited to watch my roos haha

footy show

thats angry dickhead who claimed that bane would rape sydney seriously thinks there were no sydney supporters here all of 2025? gimme some of that sweet puff my man.

>>153868854
i mean i was here all of 2025 and i dont even remember the swasn coffee bloke posting beyond the first few rounds when it became clear sydney were having a down year, even though he was here through the off-season. after every swasn game no-one ever posted about being a fan and being disappointed by a loss or happy about a win. it was like the fanbase dried up overnight but suddenly came back after the carlton win.

>>153868808
crisp

>>153868924
I'm the swasn coffee/jamos/red wine poster. Lost my /sp/ folder when I migrated between computers (macs too, which will surely make nyou laugh) but I still posted. believe me or not but myself and others were here.

any of you blokes ever sponsored a player
happy to be a member of my club but that is a step too far, cannot imagine the players really want to meet all the fat spastic virgins who sponsor them, especially knowing they would be giga-autists.

Is the freo coach actually autistic?

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>>153868988
crisp, i liked your mick mate bring it back

>>153869010
ask the angry poster, he's a certified medical professional according to him saying that gulden and heeney are out for the foresable future based on what he could see off the tele last night.
>>153869039
Starting again seems lke a lot of work. I should knock up a few tho, feels naked without them. Thats my bottle of bubbly on the wooden table too.

kek chompers was STRUGGLING

>>153869076
>gulden and heeney are out for the foresable future
heeney may be fine but gulden will probably miss hawthorn considering its a 5 day turn around and a dislocated shoulder is pretty serious.
longmuir isn't autistic he just is a shit coach. watching fred yesterday i started to realise they have a genuinely good side but a coach with zero hype. he has to be the only reason why they aren't flag material.

cut my hair into a mullet

swasn seether is like the aus version of shitjeet, reckon he follows sydney more than his own team
obsessed

i hate every team that isn't my own

Good morning alf

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>>153868445
I tipped pies

sydney as a city is actually great to visit, there's always shit to do, beaches in the city, great pt to get around, great weather, really the only bad thing about the city is the fact they play nrlel.

melbourne mogs

>>153869514
no it doesn't

>>153869483
Sydney is a mess of a city. Getting around sucks. Its so spread out and awkwardly designed. Literally every other major city is easier to get around in and navigate (well I assume Perth is but ive never been).

>>153869527
hard to get around by driving sure but pt makes it easy to get around, and since i don't live there i haven't had to drive around there.

>>153869580
Last time I was in Sydney was 2018 for a wedding of a family who live in Parramatta. My family and I hired a car to get around in. It was awful. Even with GPS it was difficult to navigate. Never used their public transport though except their monorail (RIP)

>>153869657
fuck up thommo

New thread please

>>153869978
we arent even autosaged you retarded nigger

>>153869527
>every city is easier to gret around than the first settlement
still miles better than anything le hecking world's oldest living culture came up with by thselves before 1788
i pay my respects to the traditional owners of this land, the anglo-saxons, if that matters