>>153859190love to suck them both off
I would savagely beat the veggie faggot if given the chance. I would break that cunt's jaw, I tell you what.
>>153859203very north of the murray coded post
>>153859203fits
>heeney and amartey, colourised.
>>153859203>>153859209samefag
swans seether you in
Your cholesterol enveloped knuckles aren't breaking anything, fatso
>gulden shoulder>heeney hammythe swans scarified it all to win the march premiership again
I fucking hate meat obsessed homosYou special little fucking snowflake faggot your so proud of yourself for eating meat Kill yourself you fucking homosexual
Oh look, it's time to eat meat
>>153859229>not eating meatYou'd get pulverised you weak, emaciated cunt.
God I could suckle on some femboy meat
so loins just figure to injure teams they can't beat?
*observes the cope*
>>153859239settle petal
>>153859247this guy fucking stinks kek
>All the games on Saturday will be amazinglol. lmao even.Game of the round was Thursday. Carlton vs Richmond was crisp instead of these blowouts.
I hope the veggie cunt dies. Literally wishing he dies in a car accident and his family goes with him and he has to watch them die before the life slowly fades from his weak, malnutritioned body.
>gets attention for one post>continues to post it on hope of the dopamine spike HERES MICKEY
still expecting MY crows to lose, not getting ahead of myself
I wish zyzz never died
Piesperg isn't here, he's at the 'G
>>153859266It should've have been veggie cunt.
>want some meat blokes?
on the rums
on the runs
Why would a person not eat meat?
meat obsessed homo is getting worked up by micksperg kek
>gulden shoulder>heeney hammysee you in september kek
>>153859287Chronic faggotry.
had a dessert wine, tempted to open my red but think it best not to
>>153859287to get to the other side
Loomers, this is a stretch but
Why would a person be proud of eating meat?
I hate healthspergs
Rate my Outback Steakhouse 'fit
>>153859295It's not as farfetched as it may seem now
Legit the worst I've seen the Lions play in close to a decade. Obviously missing a lot of their best so not too surprising but just done nothing well tonight other than clearance dominance in the second half but it hasn't even translated to scoring.
what the fuck is papley doing
special snowflake faggots with their faggy diets
>Veggie cunt saves photos of trannies on his phoneNot surprising desu.
season over for sydney im afraid
god curnow kicked like shit tonight. swans could have had 140 points easily
somehow feel that if brisbane and collingwood weren't getting thrashed, then this vegetarian/carnivore shit would'nt be happening at all.
>>153859344NO REFUNDS
>>153859344he always doeshe is a shit player lolno refunds
>>153859344Was well beaten by Lester.
>>153859348Pies are only 3 goals and an arse down
>>153859312Looking cute :3
>>153859342meant brisbane. 2-0 ouchy!
>>1538593650-2 you mean?you will piss you pants to face them in september
>>153859365They started 0-4 in 2024 and went on to win the flag. Season is so long that a poor start doesn't seem to matter as much as it used.
Help me lord
>ouchiemeant gulden and heeny LOL
Loom margin is BACK
might get shit tattoos lads
Uh... Collingwood are going to rig against the Crows last minute, aren't they?
ROGHT IN FRONT OF MOI
justin longmire is rightopening round rigs the whole comp
>>153859375I enjoyed that raping you were babbling on about. pity yours were the team getting gaped champ.
it's shaping up to be a good game.
are we gonna be revv'ing up that 5AA?
CMON LEAP TO FAME
>>153859416be lucky to make finals without gulden and heeney
>loom margin spoiltFUCK YOU YOU BIG SHITHEAD
holy riggamoli
good kick
>>153859432GOAT
>Average winning margin: 37Amazing.
As a maggie I'm not that fussed, Moore and Howe back in a bit innit
>aussie>brekky>arvo>barbie>frothie>slab>rego>prozzie>tucker>missus>smoko>dart>durry>tradie>footy>oath>struth>mate>ripper>cunt>cuppa>drongo>biccy>copper>servo>snag>sheila
>as a maggie
>>153859501>t. "as a foot" (lmao)
REV IT UP
Daicos stat padding as usual
meat eaters fat padding as usual
>>153859476
OBSESSED
*dusts off the sports folder*FARKERN CAW!!!
Nan's 80th tomorrow
longmuir had a big cry over his dockys playing an opening round team again
mcfraud
>>153859476Whoops. Meant to post image
>>153859559is he wrong?
>>153859577no but we love to pick on someone having a cry over something
honestly cromry lads great game, as a portchad i am happy to see you guys win against the real enemy, the fagpies. lets go lads
>>153859292Based and vino pilled
>>153859292>>153859591>>153859603Got me tempted to open my port
6/6 me
mate reckons kath is bangable tonight
>>153859687defs ovulating prime for a creampie
deja vu
>>153859700but enough about micktranny
Objectively there is no reason vegans should exist when eggs and oysters exist
>>153859312sober me would call you a fuckwit for wearing that in public, but 8 pints me would push you against the toilet door and run my hand up that skirt(i play professional football for north melbourne, btw)
>>153859312who the FUCK is he/her
geelong cats
>>153859789are shit
>>153859203Vouch
>>153859762I consent
>>153859734>eggseggs are fine in theory, the problem is the factory farming behind getting the eggs (male chicks killed as soon as they're born [no so much a problem in europe these days, mind, but australia is behind technology wise on this issue]) and the fact that hens are generally slaughtered as soon as they're past their egg laying abilities. there really is no problem in getting eggs from pet or humane-farm chickens that i can seeyeah there really isn't an argument against oysters beyond blind adherence to ideology
>>153859939>yeah there really isn't an argument against oysters beyond blind adherence to ideologyhttps://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43914/the-walrus-and-the-carpenter-56d222cbc80a9
>lewis carrollnot reading that nonce, already read one too many
love her
Kill yourself you meat obsessed homo
Tomorrow iggs shock no one by getting belted
port or norf?
>>153860117who to fold?
>>153860117Port
>>153860117forf, as in forfeit
sunday footy grim as fuck might get fucked up and wake up on thursday
>>153860117my time
gooning to charli damelio
cant stop thinking about her again
>>153860210huh but the iggs are playing?
Saturday night and this place is dead....
we used to drink and post /shitmusic/ until 3, we used to be a poomunity
those were the days
>>153860891lgm
>>153860891rgm
essendon bombers
>>153860891>Shorter than KathGrim. Isn't she like 5'1? Even wearing heels she'd only be around 5'6 max.
>>153860891I look like this and do this
i only watched the first and a bit of the third of shitney v loins and the lions were fucking terrible, i don't know why. it was a good win by sydney with a few asterisks, they would win against a full strength lions playing that insipid slop but would they play such insipid slop if they weren't missing key players everywhere? also not a clean victory either, two key players out for a stint. can sydney win without gulden?i still think bane wins 3 in a row from here and sydney aren't stopping them. shit start to the season but next three are bye, aints, and floppingwood iirc so they'll get to 2-2 easy going into round 6.
the fagpies are FUCKEDst kilda opening round win was their grand final
lol
business idea: rename awfl collingwood to the fappies iykwim haha
>last weekCarlton played le bad>this weekBane had injuries and played le badCope you seething faggot, Sydney destroyed them despite your brainlet prediciton all week kek
shitney are gutless downhill skiing maggot scum and won't be playing in september kek, settle down fairweather blow-in
youre a bit retarded aye. everything you predicted leading up to this game was wrong kek
i could not give a rat's tossbag what a bunch of fairweather fuckheads think when they stopped posting here in all of 2025 because their shit team got gaped and had a shit year. my team was shit too but i'm not a cazzie blow-in like you gutless maggot cowards.
cazzie opinions from a brainlet who has been proven wrong lmao
*be's not posting in the thread for a year out of embarassment*
powah
i know dangerously much about afl
>>153866658so you aren't a shitney fan then?
>Three teams in the 16+ team era have won the Grand Final from outside the top 4>Brisbane 2024, Western Bulldogs 2016, Adelaide 1998>Sydney lost to the first two in the grand final and the third in a semi>Sydney have now lost 2 more Grand Finals than Collingwood in the AFL era>In the 12 team era (1924-1986) the worst finishing spot to win the premiership was fourth>Only 2 teams achieved this, Essendon (1949) and Carlton (1945)>That Carlton team defeated South Melbourne in the Grand Final>First coach to officially retire from shame in 2024 coached Sydney
you were wrong retard lmao
silence cazzie
>lets see how they go against brisbane then talk shit*flogs THE bane*
CHEER, CHEER HIS HOLE AND HIS PIPESEE HIM ON GRINDR READY TO SWIPEFUCK HIS ARSEHOLE TILL HE CRIESCHAD WARNERS COCK AND HIS BROWNEYE
good morning chaps. my what a super saturday huh?
accidentally tipped collingwood on my espn league but crom in my afl tipping league, when i was convinced the cromry were going to win. so i tipped the iggs in the afl fantasy league so my tips will be the same.
bouncing out of bed excited to watch my roos haha
footy show
thats angry dickhead who claimed that bane would rape sydney seriously thinks there were no sydney supporters here all of 2025? gimme some of that sweet puff my man.
>>153868854i mean i was here all of 2025 and i dont even remember the swasn coffee bloke posting beyond the first few rounds when it became clear sydney were having a down year, even though he was here through the off-season. after every swasn game no-one ever posted about being a fan and being disappointed by a loss or happy about a win. it was like the fanbase dried up overnight but suddenly came back after the carlton win.
>>153868808crisp
>>153868924I'm the swasn coffee/jamos/red wine poster. Lost my /sp/ folder when I migrated between computers (macs too, which will surely make nyou laugh) but I still posted. believe me or not but myself and others were here.
any of you blokes ever sponsored a playerhappy to be a member of my club but that is a step too far, cannot imagine the players really want to meet all the fat spastic virgins who sponsor them, especially knowing they would be giga-autists.
Is the freo coach actually autistic?
>>153868988crisp, i liked your mick mate bring it back
>>153869010ask the angry poster, he's a certified medical professional according to him saying that gulden and heeney are out for the foresable future based on what he could see off the tele last night. >>153869039Starting again seems lke a lot of work. I should knock up a few tho, feels naked without them. Thats my bottle of bubbly on the wooden table too.
kek chompers was STRUGGLING
>>153869076>gulden and heeney are out for the foresable futureheeney may be fine but gulden will probably miss hawthorn considering its a 5 day turn around and a dislocated shoulder is pretty serious.longmuir isn't autistic he just is a shit coach. watching fred yesterday i started to realise they have a genuinely good side but a coach with zero hype. he has to be the only reason why they aren't flag material.
cut my hair into a mullet
swasn seether is like the aus version of shitjeet, reckon he follows sydney more than his own teamobsessed
i hate every team that isn't my own
Good morning alf
>>153868445I tipped pies
sydney as a city is actually great to visit, there's always shit to do, beaches in the city, great pt to get around, great weather, really the only bad thing about the city is the fact they play nrlel.
melbourne mogs
>>153869514no it doesn't
>>153869483Sydney is a mess of a city. Getting around sucks. Its so spread out and awkwardly designed. Literally every other major city is easier to get around in and navigate (well I assume Perth is but ive never been).
>>153869527hard to get around by driving sure but pt makes it easy to get around, and since i don't live there i haven't had to drive around there.
>>153869580Last time I was in Sydney was 2018 for a wedding of a family who live in Parramatta. My family and I hired a car to get around in. It was awful. Even with GPS it was difficult to navigate. Never used their public transport though except their monorail (RIP)
>>153869657fuck up thommo
New thread please
>>153869978we arent even autosaged you retarded nigger
>>153870025Don't be a spastic and just do it
>>153870025point out on the doll where i said we were
putting some fresh bread in the oven lads iykwim haha
>>153870067not everyone has a sexdoll like you do weirdo.
>>153870110no but steven lay iykwim haha
sydney swans celebrating in march after beating a vfl side?seen this one before kek the harder they fall i guess
your mum will fall on my hard cock cum september champ
were in here>>>/lgbt/42936505
fuck off nrlsperg
Might have a couple beers then hit the gym
>>153870061imagine being such a little bitch you demand a new thread be made for no reason rather than trying to make a newy yourself. nothing wrong with this thread you little faggot, quit bitching or fuck off.
>>153868988dont lie you got ashamed after i was proven right after calling your fag side frauds all year in 2024
save us graphicsbro
need turbos formatting to be adhered to more than ever
what if an american saw this thread in the catalog and didn't realize there were games on today
the actual swasn seether is here, crispolaanyway they are frauds again this year, curnow is just another downhill skiing spud. i said it last year, it's the only trade that has genuinely made both teams worse. carlton have no forwards anymore and sydney have another useless finals bedshitter when their only real issue with their list is finals bedshitting.
the afl website has the fixture you whining little faggots, get fucked
in the hole more than everneed a multi win today
>>153869359this is my last resort
>>153870208yum. volvel if wouldnt
talk me out of chucking the house on port at $1.6
>>153870409So why wasn't it put in the OP you fucking faggot retard
you dont own a house
this cunt reckons everything he says is right and that the entire world of football revolves around what bounces around his skull cavity before prematurely ejaculating from his coksleeve of a mouth. hilarious how many tickets he has on himself.
>collingwood have one aging forward and no backline depth for their aging mids, all they have going for them is a good midfield>suddenly free up cap space after paying off grundy's contract, have the cash to buy another forward or beef up the backline>"let's go after more midfielders like butters or dunkley"is collingwood the most retarded club on the planet? an iggs tier implosion is incoming kek
dont tell me he is still defending essendon over merrett kek
>>153866350>Carlton played le bad>Bane had injuries and played le badBoth those statements are true.
the truth is brisbane align their season to play well in septembersydney do the opposite
>the hawkroach is still seething about not getting merrett despite him being "shithouse" and "too old"
lions vfl side has 2 ashcrofts, neale, raynor, zorko etc now? fuck me dead what a stacked list.me and all my desi mates will be so pleased to full sapport them
got him on the ropes
Every early season loss makes us stronger in the finals
everyone itt is dancing to my tune
>>153870746bollywood dancing is aussie as ampol yes?
>>153870733Brisbane's season is over
>>153870833yeah mate, so true. when was the last time they had a poor start to a season and lost multiple games in a row?
>>153870833Not even close to true.
What the fuck is up with youtube's algorithm
>Brisbane are 0-2 while my porties are yet to play a single game
>>153870916who the fuck asked AI to spoil the video if you were about to watch highlights for this first time
apparently all those players now play in the VFL.
getting the feeling curnow is going to be a massive BUST
You will pay higher prices if the game is not sold out
kath is not aging gracefully
>>153871068I knew something was fucky when they said 90,000 were attending the hawks dons game
kath was always ugly you spastic obsessed coomer, shut the fuck up and go to /nrl/ with the rest of the coomer faggot scum
whys this bloke so angry
so much anger isn't good for you fella. maybe take a walk outside, go for a swim. something to take your mind off whatever's boiling your blood.
>>153870483Chuck it on north instead
>>153870862What does the original say lol
>>153871199film canister?
Blue eyes are demonic
>>153871199This was used to hide weed in.
>nooo he said a few naughty words he must be really angry!!1!are you poofs actually this soft
maybe get offline for the day mate
maybe you should grow some balls you little poof
got him pushing rope on my feet lads iykwim haha
>>153871009could not touch the ball and hed be important. Amartey and McDonald THRIVING not dealing with the main defender, smalls always get space after opponents freak and send half their defence to Curnow in contests very low iq post
hope mickhead hangs from a rope iykwim haha fucking tranny freak
Shut the FUCK UP micksperg
*points at a handsome fella*
>>153871354>>153871378>1 minute later
>>153871385stop aha
angry anon gets very emotional, reckon he hasnt had a root for years and is one of those overweight blokes wearing a flanno and grey trackies who hasn't moved from his lounge since last year
>>153870862we in here
>>153871385no she's practising common aflw scoring gestures
David zeta looks like chudjak
>>153871385she is a lesbian btw
>Just took a huge Essendon list management>Still feel fullAlmost certainly have another one to dump after all the food I ate yesterday.
>>153871185albanians probably
>>153871456you held onto shit that someone wanted to pay to take off your hands to prove a point?
Kill all people affiliated with superannuation, banking, insurance, and sports gambling.
whats the punchline
>Tim Tams aren't original, they're a knockoff of a British productShook me hard to discover this desu.
Reckon this game could be close
kek the port coach is shorter than kath
>>153871564>Biscuits were already invented in the UK!You are joking!?!?!
