>Lap:#8381>Countdown to THE 天安门广场残杀 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153858138>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:25>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:216>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:226 (225 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 33 (+8)ANT: 22 (+4)LEC: 22 (+7)HAM: 18 (+6)NOR: 15 (+5)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 55 (+12)Ferrari: 40 (+13)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+8)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 8 (+0)Haas Ferrari: 7 (+1)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 74.12LAW: 62.35COL: 57.65>News:Qualifying: ANT RUS HAM... forget about the rest it's gonna be another MWL at the end of the day anyway lolAndrea Antonelli becomes the youngest Grand Prix polesitter in history at 19 y/o. Saar Hadjar seethingMildly superior open wheeler qualy in 3 bongsOvertake Bonanza in less than 16 bongs
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>>153861689yours?
>>153872929A Hamiltonesque performance
Alba bros what happened?
>>153872929unnecessary of her to tell everyone my penis is that big
So if the Bitchcademy is roughly equivalent to F4 how do their qualifying and race lap times compare to F4?
>formula academy
>>153872952Surely it was another mechanical failure like the last couple of times this happened. She's just so unlucky.
and nou we wait
>>153872929please only yellow girls until after we leave asia in 2 weeks
Praying for:>massive Goblando Norizz crash>Maxissy Whinestappen exposed even more>Pastry DNF>Lewis beating Chuck just for the keks it will generate
bewh
>>153872951our queen made a mistake, it happen>>153872961she is a dominatrix
>>153872952Internalized misogyny
alba is just a downgrade nobels
>>153873011all the yellow f1a drivers aged out of the competition, there's none left
Miss her
>>153873011
>>153873062the other way around
>tfw no racist gf
Carrie spotted
>>153873144her family is rich af too
oh no im hearing the beeping see you tomorrow maybe
to have
and have not
>>153873136not really. shes frankly a bit uggo. a lot of what you see is professional makeup, instead of someone lucking out with genes like nobels.
>>153873216Just change the battery nigger
>fake kimi bottles the start>ends up in 8th or 9th and spends the rest of the race fighting back to the podium>ferarri's are ostentibly competitive but in actuality are just swapping places with george until they burn out their tires>mcclaren do nothing the whole raceI sure hope none of you are compromising your sleep schedule to watch this "race" live.
>>153873387nice rare leo
>>153873387I'm at work anyway so I'll get paid to watch it
Should've retired like Rosberg
Prediction for the race: One Ferrari gets in front of a Mercedes, the other Ferrari is behind but is too much of a little bitch so just waits and does nothing, then the Mercedes passes Ferrari number 1, and Ferrari number 2 which saved tyres passes their teammate like a snake.
Primarily Letrulli that does this bitch behaviour btw.
>>153873299nobels is walled anon
>>153861689Reported to Scotland yard. enjoy prison.
2 bongs 59 bings
>>153872929what will the future hold for her after she is no longer eligible for f1 academy after this season?
rolling for dubz
>>153873973Hitting the wall
>>153873973tradwife for a rich beautiful white man
alba tummie.
>>153873792she probably wont be walled until shes 25-27.can't say the same for alba. she already has some noticable asymmetry.
>>153873011a-firm
japan next
>>153874377Noballs started getting bogged literally the moment she turned 18.Plastic surgery and spine tattoos at 18, why the hell do they do it?
>>153874411SEX
>>153874447this
SEX. SEX WITH ASIAN WOMEN. GONDOR CALLS FOR AID.
>>153874447Feminism
Finally the shit regs ends. My man gonna be eating good.
>>153874497I don't think so, other than poor countries it seems to be common no matter how 'liberated' the women are.You can find bogged brits, russians, brazilians, saudis, koreans, etc.
Bros, should I stay up and watch the race or go to bed? I don't know if I can stay up until 3am for the start.
>>153874573Given how early in the season it is (and new regs), I'd say it might be worth it.
I COOMED SO HARD THAT I COOMED SO HARD THAT ICOOMED SO HARD THAT ICOOMED SO HARD THAT ICOOMED SO HARD THAT ICOOMED SO HARD THAT I
>>153874573Just watch the replay after you wake up. The threads are shit anyway just retards asking for stream link and saying kwab x100
>>153874573>can't stay up that late on a weekenddo you have a wife and five kids?
>>153874562well, you can find feminist brits, russians, brazilians, saudis, koreans, etc.
Tsunoda was a really bad driver in retrospect.Maybe even worse than Poorez. Not sure why they even bother keeping him as a social media monkey.
>>153874573stay up, talibantonelli will fuck up again and make a tons of chaos, it will be kino
Hadjar was a really bad driver in retrospect.Maybe even worse than Lawson. Not sure why they even bother keeping him as a social media monkey.
>>153874562All country mentioned have a feminist problem except Saudi.I don't see many Saudi girls so I don't know because that is very Harambe.
>>153874573why would you stay up1. russel2. ant3. lec4. hamilton5. norizz/iastri6. norizz/piastri7. amx8. hadjar9-20 who the fuck cares21 ferdinand22 stroll
(yes, I love taking the finish bait, how could you tell)
>>153874639>outqualified max and only 0.05sec behind max>really badretard
>Race at 3 AMFucking hate the chink GP...
>>153874651you forgot 4chan fu posting in your list
>>153874583I'm kinda excited for zoomer kimi starting from pole, maybe he'll have his first win.>>153874590Kek, kwab gimi gib stream plz>>153874598no you guys are my only friends ;_;>>153874632>talibantonelli Inshallah. Alright you convinced me <3
>>153874589THAT YOU WHAT?ANSWER MEEEE
>>153874651no, antonelli is not finishing in top 3, call it a hunch
>>153874670even if talibantonelli does something kino it doesnt matter he has a literal fucking rocket ship he can get repeated stop and go penalties and still finish second>>153874685ill call it delusion theres literally no reason for him to risk shit when he has a 1 second faster lap than anyone else on the field but russel
it's uohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9V-CHOIq7c&pp
>>153874659>beat MAX>really badretard
>>153872929qt>>153873041>>153873099washed
>women already SEETHE at chadjaryou love to see it. this cunt's gonna grow into a real shitbird i can tell.>>153874703that's not hadjar. what the fuck are you talking about retard
>>153874670>tfw no friends
>>153874717god damn retard can't even keep up during a conversationyou said that TSU was a really bad driver, maybe even worse than PER, then you argue that HAD isn't bad because he "outqualified" and is only "0.05sec" behind MAX, how dumb are you?you must be a nafri to be so low IQ
>engaging with it
>>153874764when was the last time tsu almost outqualified max or was 0.05sec behind you utter fucking retardkysgoddamn retardand yes he did "outqualify" he didn't put his rbr in the wall like max did.
What am I supposed to do until race time?
Based Chudjar
daily reminder to the non retards that tsu frequently put vcarb which is much easier to drive into the wall as well meanwhile chadjar put that bitch on the podium
>>153874786>he didn't put his rbr in the wall like max didlollmao even
Has anyone here ever been to an f1 race in person? I can choose between montreal or texas>but what about miami or vegas?no.
>>153874786>when was the last time tsu almost outqualified max or was 0.05sec behind you utter fucking retardlollmao even
>I'm getting baited by an immigrant nafri that doesn't even watch F1....grim
Alright, time to place your bets. What wacky nonsense will we see this time
>>153874835never been to an F1 raceI think both Canada/Texas are good tracks, so it will depend what type of seat you will get.Texas may have more "events" during the weekend though
I'll be awake for the race, but I refuse to watch it.