Saturday, March 14>NASCAR O'Reilly Auto Parts Series @ Las VegasGreen flag: 5:30 pm/et on CW | 200 laps | #41-Sam Mayer on poleNotables: #88-Kyle Larson, #19-Chase Briscoe, #1-Connor Zilisch, #0-Cole CusterStreams: dd12streams, acestrlms
Fuck these new capchas.
Video games and anime.
>muh god
>yes muh god
>yes muh america
Based boomer in the crowd
BOOGITY BOYS, LETS GET READY TO BOOGITY
Nice anthem
>muh god(belated but always on time)
i am ready for fast vrooms and turning left
i feel like im in the church from the blues brothers right now
nth for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
Watching my racing CRYSTAL CLEAR on antenna from CW11 STL
Nice command
Think I might goon during the race.
why did those 2 women look like harpies
>>153866788>racin' rats
>>153866663What’s good Florida man
Based Las Vegas Motor Speedway... I was there last year in October, great venue
Somebody put that 88 into the fucking fence
>Creed in an Ollie's carBased.
>>153866867Corey Day is standing by
No Trucks, but I guess this will do.
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITYLETS GO RACIN BOYS
Choose your fighter, Hendrick fans.
>>153866663Thanks for saving lives and dealing with crackheads.
Indycar should've raced here this weekend.
>>153866985pre-owned for me
Nice drift.
oh cmon
I like how the CW bug turns yellow for the yellow flag. I do not like yellow flags.
>>153866985i 'ick the 'ick
>>153867040It also turns green on restarts and red during rain delays.
>>153867013Rest in power Dan Wheldon
Who's got the NAPA livery tonight? I'm not seeing it.
>wearing a long sleeve shirts in the pool.I don't care how fat I get, I'm never doing that until I get melanoma.
>>153867078There isn't one in ORAPS.
>>153867002i actually had a crackhead earlier today that was rambling on about naked occultists in the 40 ft wide woods next to his apartment
So that was Clements waiting for the end of the longest line?
Creed shall win check em
Last week I watched the Cup Series race alongside my father, I think he enjoyed it, I'll make him join the /turnleft/ wagon.
>>153867197Based and red pilled.
>cold custard
I like how the booth copes when a cup driver shits in the xfinity series >these cars don’t have the side force >larsons not used to the 4 speed h pattern
>>153867238
Do you guys have someone for Pee-ronie's Disease?
>>153867336Your mom usually straightens it out
>>153867336my wife
>>153867185Gonna slowly doze off and wake up to his victory lane interview.
Is it just me or are the in race ads a bit over the top atm?
Why are some of the positions red on the ticker thing?
Here we go again with the crooked dick pill commercials
For (a last minute) dinner tonight, we have a chicken-bacon-Swiss sammich on brioche bread with homemade honey mustard, spinach and tomatoes. Served with stuffed mushrooms and an overcooked zucchini and squash vegetable medley.
>>153867514its just the color they use to indicate who made a pass.
((day)) wrecking larson would be so funny
gonna pick up 2 burritos from chipotle. if they make em nice and big only 1 burrito is needed for one meal and i put the other away. but there is a 50% chance it's going to be skimpy and i need both at once
>>153867115I've dealt woth a ton of bums and crackheads as a private citizen and I'm a bit mixed on the matter. On the one hand, I find crackheads infinitely annoying, on the other hand, they can be fun and entertaining and on the other other hand, I hate to see my fellow Americans suffering. Anyway, I know you have an extremely hard job and I really appreciate that you do it.
>>153867098>ORAPSOh, yeah. There wasn't one in Xfinity either. How could I forget?Thanks for reminding me.
>>153867115Also, did you check to see if there were nakes occultists in the woods? I mean, Florida do be wilin' out.
>>153867922Bro I grew up in rural Missouri, there was this group of "nudists"..they didnt go around nude everywhere but they had like 200 acres and if you went there everyone was naked, this was in the 80's. I think some crazy shit happened and the land got sold
>>153867197I got me mum hooked on IndyCar with the 2024 Indy 500. Now she watches Off Track and Connor Daily and every practice and qualifying session. It can be done. Good luck, anon.
>>153868006Lol, the world isba crazy place.
>>153867829thank you, anon>>153867922nah, he said he'd take me to where he suspected they were and politely declined
>>153868256Never go to a second location. Pro move.
Cam on Sneed!
>>153867610based foodie anon
I was at the ixfinity race last year in Vegas and the wind that day was almost unbearable to be outside in lol
I've just realized that sports betting has become so common that they don't even specifically mention the odds for Las Vegas races anymore.
He's learning
>>153868565Thanks, m8. I'd cook for all the race bros if I could. Shout out to Gorton's fish sticks anon, Great Value chicken nuggets anon and snack anon. I hope every is eating well tonight.
>>153868685yeah, this is the shittiest timeline everbecause here we haveretards blowing all of their money on the "chinese tiger game"
>>153868685I used to think gambling was minimally harmful. Then I tried to get into horse racing...I am now extremely against gambling on motorsports.
Love won the championship and Zillisch got the full time Cup ride?
poor brisky
The absolute state is Briscoe
I like the O'Reilly's logo for the flag graphic they show when the cut to and from replays. If any kind anon could make a webm, I would appreciate it a lot.
>>153868758that's why i support cody dennison
love melty
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV
Is that Jessie Love?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Jessie Love screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Jessie Love and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Jessie Love, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
>>153869024did they say >nigger on live television? :o
>>153869024>>153869056Wait, what?!?!? I missed that.
Where is everyone? I feel like this has been a pretty decent race and no one is here to see it.
There are thousands of cars on the track. How am I supposed to know which is which?
>drinking beer all night>played games until night>/turnleft/ is still onKANPAI~Damn what a save
>>153869203they have numbers on their sides
>>153869221They're driving too fast to read. The camera angle keeps changing. This is not for me.
>>153869175spring is in full swing in Europe + it's Saturday nighti also got back home at around midnight
>>153869175I keep dozing off, 'cause I had to work today and now I'm tired.
>>153869175I'm enjoying. Rooting for Day to get his first win.
>>153869175I just tuned in after my gaming session
Lul what a retard
Based Creed
>>153869203Pick one car, preferably one with an easily identifiable color and remember the driver name and car number. Preferably someone in the top 10. Follow that car as closely as you can and track them on the bar on the left. The announcers will talk about the guys up front the whole time, so you'll hear all about that. Soon, you will start picking up on a few other drivers and eventually it will start to make sense. It might take a half dozen races, but once you get it, it's pretty fun.
Lmfao
The sneed villain arc begins
That corner's fucked.
What did Creed say? Couldn't hear him
That's how stance works
I just tuned in what happened with creed
Was he shouting the nigger word on his radio, and that's why it was silent?
Sneed taking no prisoners
Erm based alertBarely touched him too lol he could have saved that Put em in the damn wall >:)
>>153869285There are multiple duplicate paint jobs out here. I actually went to the South Point 400 last year and it was pretty fun to watch in person. The Trump car doesn't look like it's here this time. I don't know who these people are. Why aren't there new Dale Earnhardts I would instantly recognize as a tourist? Is NASCAR dead?
>>153869214How many beers can you drink before you start having to one eye to stop double le vision?
Maybe Gray shouldn't have overcorrected into the wall that second time. That's what really killed his car.
>>153869243>This is not for me.Maybe not, but if you stick with it, we'll help you out and maybe you'll feel differently in a few weeks.There are lots of different types of racing, so feel free to drop in on the other threads. Maybe you'll like IndyCar or sports cars or rally.Thanks for stopping in and have a nice evening. What spots do you like. I like hockey and baseball and I know a lot of anons like football.
>I JUST HEARD>THE NEWS TODAY
GET THE FUCKIN 'FARSTANGUR
FIRE
What?
GET THE WATTEH NIGGUH
shit's on fire, yo
>>153869355Are we in iran
>>153869337Beer doesn't cut it for that. For that I need booze. But I like that beer keeps me in my funny zone.
>>153869396https://youtu.be/9jyPh77dDTI
Geekbros!
>>153869335>I actually went to the South Point 400Super based. Going to a race isna crazy experience. There really isn't anything like it.>The Trump car doesn't look like it's here this time.Yeah, that's been gone for a while. >Why aren't there new Dale EarnhardtsLike Cobain, he was good, but every normie knows who he is because he died spectacularly. Also, this is the Jr. series so they are fighting to because all stars. Except for Larson and Allgier, they are competing a bit below their skill level. For this race Creed is our guy.
actual motor racingvery nice
LETS GO CROCKER!
What a race!
>O'Reilly Auto Parts Series
No more 2nds
>>153869396KekLove me TPB
>>153869337Depends on ABV, but usually about 8 or 10.
>>153869440Wruckers or Chuckers
>>153869437basedLooks like i woke uo just in time
>>153869440Shoulda put jones in the wall for bein so damn slow
>>153869417Yeah, meant that >>153869444 for you
Day is a fucking menace
Fuckin'Hell. Briscoe seems unstoppable
>>153869348For some reason I stopped caring about sports when all the leagues shut down for covid. It was like the spell was broken. I get F1 with Apple TV so I'm watching that now that it's easier than ESPN2's awful coverage in seasons past.>>153869428Is it because he rhymes with Sneed?
>>153869352>>153869355This is what happens when you try to watch a race without buying a ticket.
>>153869472>Sneed(formerly Chuck's)
Look I like Larson and don’t mind Briscoe but can they fuck off Creed’s got a car this week
>>153869352>>153869355
>>153869352>battle camKEK
>>153869472>I get F1That's better than nothing, but it's pretty mid. Try IndyCar tomorrow. It likely won't be the best race, but it will probably be better than F1 China. >because he rhymes with Sneed?Maybe a little, but mostly because he is a fat nerd and a bit of an underdog. He has a lot of heart too.
SNEED
Dear God, please let a juan happen.Fuck HMS bushwhacking
>>153869496That's not a machine gun. https://youtu.be/gFLF300I0ps
>That victory was a mistake, Sheldon. Now back to the basics : get that second place finish!
>>153869541>It likely won't be the best raceit's at the cowboys stadium though. likes of sharp turns too
>>153869547Got strafe Larson!
>lapper blocks for the bushwhackerGaaay
>>153869541>drives a red and yellow carhe knowsYeah I'll watch anything really.
Inshallah we will get a yellow
>2x champ in the cup series shits on 18 year olds Wow truly he is the greatest
HERO SHITTER SAVES THE DAY??!?!No he got to fucking pit road
>>153869667Wait for it...
The seethe is so delicious.
>>153869568It's a new street course and that's a big challenge for the teams amd dribers, plus Palou has been absolutely dominating the series lately (except for last week) so we might be watching the battle for 2nd or 3rd.If the connection to football or baseball helps your intestines, by all means indulge. They have been working that angle pretty hard during the broadcasts. I love racing and I want it to make other people as happy as it makes me.
It took two buschwhackers in the best equipment on the grid to deny creed his 2nd win
fuckin wreck dayDo it, you know you want to
>>153869667Why is he allowed to do this? They wouldn't let Mike Tyson fight as a featherweight.
GIVE ME A CAWSHUN
>anybody other than HMS >JRM come on man
>>153869566It's not, but at least it fires a round named for a machine gun, so it's not as retarded as most media.
>>153869753Jr is a great guy, but larson is a faggot
At least today is the day Larsonbros
The only times Buschwhacking started bothering me was when they were running for the actual championships. Now with the 5 race limit it's harmless. /ourguy/ winning makes it sweeter though.
39 and 44 were determined to make things interesting
>>153869566>he isn't belt feeding his M82A1 with a binary trigger
>>153869769Wait, can you get an FRT for a Barret?
Welp. That sucked.
>cupdriverwinslol
>>153869708>If the connection to football or baseball helps your intestines, by all means indulgei happen to be a massive fan of both teams
burning car in the desert status?
>>153869667>creed is 28
If jones didn’t fuck that restart up creed woulda had a better chance Fuck jones
18th win for larson in oaps, all of them as buschwhacker
>>153869780Süßer Sieg!
Like some major league pitcher going down to Double A and striking out 20 just for the shits and giggles.
>>153869788I'm sure you could make one.
>>153869712>>153869731It's a shit kickin' tradition, fellers. It's goes all the way back to when Sportsman and Strictly Stock which were more about equipment affordability than driving skill.
>>153869804>i happen to be a massive fan of both teamsThat's cool. I'm sure they will have some interviews with players during tomorrow's race.
>>153869852>I'm sure you could make one.Maybe. I could definitely defeat the disconnector.
>hendrickcars.com>no nascar cars for salemissed opportunity
>>153869809That nigga ded
>>153869843Now that we’re back to the chase format can we go back to these trophies
There has never been an issue with top drivers in Busch it’s all stupid drama from the internet era
>>153869809>>153869894There’s a lotta holes in the desert
>>153869874what are the chances nascar picks up the track? they did st pete this year in trucks alongside indy car a few weeks back
>>153869936>what are the chances nascar picks up the track?I'd guess almost zero. It would be surprising if IndyCar is there in 20230. Street courses are extremely difficult to maintain for a number of reasons. I am looking forward to the NASCAR San Diego race this year.
>>153869986$140 for a Saturday ticket for that btwI paid $80 for Saturday and Sunday prime seating for the last auto club race
>>153870041I have yet in my lifetime seen many prices go down in the long term.
