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Is Japan the greatest baseball nation at this point?OhtaniHome run king Sadaharu Oh (868 Home runs)Beat USA in MLB Japan All-Star series in 2014 and 2018Foreigners don't steamroll in NPB anymore. Will likely become the best league in the near future3 WBC titles
>>153867232are those pizza slices
I got banned again for Alysaposting. What do I do next?
>>153867232The deity with clouds at OP looks pornographic. The clouds look like legs.
>>153867371never give up
>>153867371quit being a faggot
>>153867324relatable
that funky muncy
>>153867371generate pictures of her wearing sexualized baseball uniforms
>>153867366>are those pizza slicesPerhaps it represents the Italian team.
>>153867324Oh so it was just cope, Dominicans are still black
>>153867232where is the radio station?
>>153867324Why is she complaining? Has she seen KBO games? Shit is kpop dance party
What should I get for toppings on my celebratory “Italy won and Italian Americans are the strongest race in the world” pizza? Best 3 suggestions are going in.
If the San Diego Padre's B team scores 5 grand slams in this inning, they will be up 2. It's not over yet.
Respect for Team GB. Huzzah!
>>153867537a classy margherita pizza is the only answer here. optionally, you get a sloppy calzone
>>153867473so are you Tyrone
>>153867520cute korean girls dancing are acceptable
>>153867537Anchovies olives and sauteed garlic (you will be banned from some pizza shops for asking for that one. But only after they make it)
>>153867232Where do we keep the teenage girls?
>>153867579>cute korean girls dancing are acceptableUnfortunately that wouldn't fly here in the USA.
>>153867607They're all on the neighbouring island (Epstein's Island)
>>153867570White as a clean baseball I'm afraid. More importantly>bases loadedAre the spaghetti slurpers going to blow this?
Uh oh Spaghetti-o's!
>>153867607>>>153867232 (OP)>Where do we keep the teenage girls?See the penis-shaped Baseball Tower.
>>153867659what are you afraid of gay boi
>Team Italy>Only 4 of them know the lyrics to Il Canto degli Italiani
>>153867464Perchance.
>>153867717counterpoint: they've all seen goodfellas
Where is Oz poster?
>>153867324you can tell this is some random korean-american lady in florida and not the same koreans that were at the Tokyo Dome. those guys were having way more fun and also doing the trumpets and cheers. even at this game there were a few korean people that were visiting that were partying with the dominican crowd
>>153867705Afraid of a dull game. >1 run, 1 outNot interesting yet
>>153867717a couple have vacationed in italy before, okay?
Finish the job, ItalyTotalBoricuaDeath
>>153867782>Load Bases Again>Lose challenge >Passed ballAlright chokeball! NOW this is interesting!
LA SOOOOOOORRRSAAAAAA
From what little I watched holy shit this crowd is monkey. They don't shut the fuck up with their animal noises to the point the umpire told them to shut the fuck up and they booed him for daring to tell them to act like humans
>Sicilian relief pitchingBAU BAU!
Guys do you think if I call Pizza Hut and tell them Italy fucking choked they’ll cancel my order and refund me? Lost my appetite.
okay, the script is now cooking
someone screencap the china-boricua couple
>>153867870>Pizza HutHow did you have any appetite to being with?
>>153867904pizza hut is classic american slop. show some patriotism
>>153867752For every single crowd shot of Dominicans dancing last night, there was always a happy Korean dancing behind them even when it was 7-0.
>>153867904It’s Pi day nigga it’s a good deal.
>>153867870If I wanted burgerslop pizza, I go with Little Caesar's.
why does team usa have no culture?
>>153867964pizza hut is better
Arenado will surely choke he’s a profoundly dawgless player.
>>153867988it's all a bunch of lame rich kids whose parents spent thousands of dollars on travel ball and didn't let them have actual childhoods. their personality is wet paint
>ItalyWhy can't get they just get out of this inning?
PORTER RICOCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPPORTER RICOCLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>153867988The most you ever see is the occasional George Washington costume in the crowd.
>Arenadon't
Did you play travel ball, pony baseball or little league? If travel whet age did you start?
>>153868134I played t-ball 3 years of softball, and 2 years of hardball until I was 12. Could have went pro but I was afraid of the ball
ARENADO YOU FUCKING BUM
>pony baseballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVm-HwAkVp8
>>153868199That's quite impressive.
>>153868259I'm a bit of an expert
>>153868227I like your style.
>>153868199>get hbp when I was 10>couldn't stay in the box after thatI was a retarded child
doggies fans i advise you do NOT watch the PR / Italy game
Forza Italia!
>>153868199i took 3 strikes looking as an 11 year old and quit playing baseball out of embarrassment. i still blame the ump, the pitches were all high. i have not swung a bat since.
Did that kid do a 67?
MAMMA MIA
And the Paisans move on to the next round!
kill all umps
Is anyone in the Italian motherland even watching this slop?
OH NONONONONONNO Boricuaxixterx.... what now???
hope the italians get another prime time game (local) in miami, but i suspect it's gonna be a midnight start or something
Its ogre
ITALIA ITALIA ITALIAGABAGOOL GABAGOOL GABAGOOLCHICKEN PARM YOU TASTE SO GOOD
FUCK MY BORICUA ASS!
that was a really fun game
Kwabi kwabitini
>>153868199I missed a pop fly and took it smack in the face when I was 8. Scouts wouldnt look at me after that.
>>153868506reporting
nice play Siani
What part of Italy are they from?
>>153867988Team Italy is a better representation of American culture than Team USA honestly
Fuck it I am gonna watch the japs too>>153868552Prato
Imagine if that that third strike on Vinnie wasn't missed
Should I get Italian or Italian American gf?
Whrn is vuvuzela x nippon starting
>>1538685832 hours 20mins
>>153868552Former Italian East Asia
I love Italy so much. Sad for PRbros but it was a close game by the end.Might sound like cope but would rather lose to a scrappy team like Italy who actually look like they enjoy the game and are hitting and running the bases for that win than to lose to USA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>born in usa>pledge an oath of allegiance to american president>spend whole life living in USA>visit italy for a 2 week vacation>this is enough to qualify for the italian team
we own this sport
>>153868634>we
>>153868643yes
DAJE
>>153868632most of these teams are astroturfed. you are whoever people want you to be.
>>153868199>play 1st base>take simple throw to 1st right to the forehead>lol that's funny>10 years later, registered blind from retinitis pigmentosaI wonder if that was the first sign or if I was just retarded.
>>153868667cry timmy
>>153868632Can Quebecers pull this same trick with France?
L'aure dolci del suolo natal...O, mia patria, sì bella e perduta
>>153868667nori playing for us and we're in the semis
>>153868552Flushing
TIBBS SALAMI
>>153868632all eligible for citizenship chud
Arenado is NOT welcome in Puerto Rico
>>153868698this isn't team china
ah fuckgg white sox
>>153868632>pledge an oath of allegiance to american presidentThere are pledges of an oath to the American president in the military, school, sports team or government.
Back to charlotte with you MillerCan't be doing that shit in a 5 run game
>>153868704why are the newfags showing out-Tibbs, Erhard, Espinal-but nothing from the vaunted homegrowns-Freeland, Hope, Rushing ?
>>153868632>pledge an oath of allegiance to american presidentThere are no pledges of an oath to the American president in the military, school, sports team or government.
>see Venezuela's lineup>Suarez DHthank god, they finally learned>Salvy CFUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHY
will i ever see her again?
>>153868796No, no. Salvy is a good catcher regardless of his hitting, it'll help the pitchers to not throw meatballs right down the middle.
>>153868804Think I seen her on pornhub all the time
>>153868796neither of the Contreras brothers starting is absolutely diabolical>>153868812nigga he's one of the worst catchers in baseball
>>153868818I don't get it
>>153868828But enough about ur mum lel
>>153868828they do all start to look the same after awhile
>>153868812Salvy WAS a good catcher like 5 years ago. Sure he probably will still work with the catchers well but if the nips are smart they’ll steal constantly off that boomer.
>>153868844Got him!
>>153868634Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
>>153868830>>153868851I-I have not been following his progress lately :( my bad
burrito ricans lost to Hated Americans.
>>153868893Oh my God you fucking faggot shut the fuck up and go goon to your loli pornography you fucking pedophile
>>153868812>Ezequiel Tovar batting 5th>no Contreras>no other Contreras>Salvyat least they have good pinch hitters I guess. The Tovar thing seems absurd so I looked it up and he's 7 for 10 with 2 home runs vs Yamamoto so I see the vision at least.
Gypsy Crusader vs Supah Hot Fire Who you got tonight, /mlb/?
>Gillaspie was pitching in fake jordans and helped put the rangers up 19 runsbaka, the shoes alone were enough to take him off the opening day roster
My paesans’ will win it all
>>153868906Don’t reply to self hating brown Chikaner
Kill chikaner bulldoze chikaner throw chikaner into an active volcano pour acid on chikaner roundhouse kick chikaner steal all chikaner belongings and shoot him in the back of the head
>>153867232we really shouldve consolidated all the additions into one picits missing the grindr radar and psychogang archipelago
After two finals appearances in 2013 and 2017. Pr follows it up with two quarters final exits
>>153868957>we really shouldve consolidated all the additions into one pic>its missing the grindr radar and psychogang archipelagoYes we should.
>>153868985yes /we/ definitely should (im off to golf soon)
>>153868944Based Joao
>we now return with the new pitcher on the mound here in this elimination game of the playoffs>still bottom of the 9th bases loaded 2 outs down by 5. It's not looking good but maybe a good rally here can bring hope back.>...>...>and down to their last strike the 1-2 pitch, HIT HIGH FLY BALL, HE'S AT THE TRACK, THE WALL, LEAPS...>AND IT'S GONE!>A GRAND SLAM!>CAN YOU BELIEVE IT>THIS PLACE IS GOING WILD>GRAND SLAM MAKES IT A 1 RUN GAME HERE IN THE 9TH INNING OF GAME 7>And the next batter comes up to bat as the park is roaring louder than it's ever been before>the pitch on it's way AND IT'S LINED into the leaping glove of the 2nd baseman and the game is over. The home team is eliminated.
DO THE MARIO!SWING YOUR ARMS SIDE TO SIDEGET UP AND DO THE MARIO!
kek your proxysite is dead
start the next game
>>153867774they REALLY shouldn't have shown that on the broadcast today
>>15386909390 minutes
>>153869017which game is this?
Legacy builder
I am going to kill myself
>>153868561real
Women's discipleship!
>>153869093START IT HES GONNA SHOOTHES GOT A GUN GUISE HES GOT A GUNNNSTART IT
My Italy/PR gamethread got almost 1000 replies without being a sticky.
>>153869115team is going to finish 5th in the division regardless, it's hard to give a shit anymore.
which MLB team has the best stadium food?
>>153869152are you winning, son?
>>153869171jays
>>153869115kek, going all out against a division rival in spring training is retarded for exactly this reason
Someones upset he's not the center of attention anymore.
>>153869171The El Paso Chihuahuas
>>153869188>jaysagreed. United States food is generally sub par.
>>153869184yes father :D
>>153869210just like the people, i agree
>>153869188>tf>tpTotally not biased at all
>>153869193sucks no matter how or when it happens
>>153869171winky's been everywhere you'll have to ask him
>>153869233>just like the people, i agreeExactly.
>>153869171Just ate a mortadella and provolone with hot cherry peppers to celebrate, mangia!!
>>153869115Zach Neto is the definition of mid and you weren’t going anywhere this year anyways.
Uhh… Mets?
>>153869171>which MLB team has the best stadium food?I eat babby at ballpark!
>>153869269Fuck my boricua ass again
>>153867447you mean like this?
>>153869267Nah Neto's going to be an all star someday. He's also the only reason to get excited about this team.
>>153869295whoa
>>153869233>+100 Izzat has been deposited into your account
>>153869171none of us visit every ballpark each year so none of us are qualified to say.
>>153869282Say no more, paco
>>153869295yes sir. we can also get her wearing a half-unbuttoned athletics jersey and give her breast implants. i mean, if we're really doing this. maybe we generate one alysa for each mlb team. maybe we generate one alysa for each AAA team. we can keep going. alysa in college softball uniforms would be nice.
>>153869188thatll be 12 dollars for a popcorn bag (gay edition) please
>>153869152nice bro x
Peffslop > Racoonslop
>>153869295>>153869379never implants. she would never.
>>153869344Not true I’m Hample
Where is Hamspie?
>>153868867Wordnerds are so stupid. This is exactly correct.
>>153869435using up all muh gens for an alysa bat footjob, come on....
>>153869445is she going to be dripping face sweat into my beer cup tho?
>>153869181not getting enough attention in /cric/ britjeet?
what sloppa are we eating for venezuela-japan tonight?
Japan threepeat is still in play
>>153868818>The guy in the back bought tickets for that game thinking we would playKWAB LMAOOOOOOOOO
We are 2/5ths of the way to nu...tho.
>>153869435i like the trajectory you're on amigo
>>153869181But you guys suck at everything. Everything. Except like, competitive street raping. But even at that you just imported all your best players
oaky bomba for 3 in the 6th incoming
>>153869494i made mashed taters, pork schnitzel, and brown gravy earlier. so still eating that.
>>153869457If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
>>153869445>ITFC- *punches the stupid bitch square in her abdomen, cracking ribs>I said fuck the cubs and fuck you, bitch.>she wheezes>grab her by her backpack straps and lifts her, then throws her down the stairs>she rolls down breaking a few bones in the process, bloodied and broken, crying.>walk down the stairs to her, grab the beer cup she poured and dump it on her body as she criesTake that you spamming cunt. Stay the fuck out of /mlb/
>>153869521>i made mashed tatersWhat’s 'taters', precious? What’s 'taters'?
>>153869387they should at least put skittles in the popcorn
>>153869521breakfast was Bacon, Eggs, and buttermilk pancakes made from scratch (including the butter milk)lunch was left over enchilladas I made last night (from scratch)dinner is some pork ribs I have smoking with a side of potato salad (need I tell you it's home made?) and corn on the cob
>>153869533What the?
>there’s a guy named Biggers on the Astros>keep waiting for this white announcer to have an epic gamer moment
>>153869494Burgers
>>153869544damn i thought this game was on right now, i didn't realize we gotta wait an hour
>>153869494Here’s what I’m ordering for the game
>>153869574Literally a player name Mitch Haniger
>>153869533This is truly psychotic
>>153869494>DUDE CHEESE>JUST ADD CHEESE!God I hate cheesefags
>>153869533This is demented
>>153869587yer gonna be hungry by the 7th inning stretch anon. better get another 40 piece nugger
>>153869533Erm are you implying that her beer remained in her cup as she fell down the stairs? Seems like a continuity error if you ask me.
>>153869587That’s really not enough food for one person. You on a diet or something? Wegovy? Something wrong with your appetite big dog I’d go to the emergency room.
>>153869533Give them a chance
>>153869533>>153869445She's one of us though
>>153869604>This is truly psychoticIs this the work of pyschogang?
>>153868818Sex with Puerto Rican women
I'm going to Cane's - who's with me?
>>153869533Leave her alone!!
>>153869587fire up the barbie mate
>>153869557breakfast was Bacon mcgriddle, Sausage burrito with picante sauce, and hash brown ordered from the app (including the picante sauce)lunch was left over dominos pizza I ordered last night (from the app)dinner is some classic beef n cheddars I have in my cart with a side of curly fries (need I tell you I'm ordering it from the app?) and Arby's sauce
>>153869587Fire up the matey barb
>>153869668>fire up the barbie mate
>>153869533
>>153869533sorry sir...
japan is losing tonight t. knower
>>153869649this made me dizzy
cubsisters...
I'm having tendies during the game.
>>153869533-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
>>153869533no....NO!!!!
>>153869696you lack ball knowledge
>>153869533Sick freak!!!
>>153869533This is a sick attack
Buffalo chicken Mac and cheese for me
>>153869696you have ample ball knowledge
>>153869533This was an ambush
>>153869533This is incane
I’m eating ass for dinner. Straight ass. Go cubs.
>>153869533String him up
>>153869587ngl, i'm a couple tall ones deep and this sounds like a great idea (simultaneously the worst idea)
>>153869756You couldn’t even eat all that if you wanted
lot of left handed hitters for japan huh
>>153869533dafuq????
>>153869778They play by different rules than the other countries.
>>153869773i just meant a cheeky maccas delivery, not orderin all that shit. i already talked myself out of it, arguing the fries would probably be too cold to eat. am considering taco bell thoughever
Alright /MLB/What are your divisions in a 32 team (4 Divisions of 4 Teams) and/or a 36 Team (3 Divisions of 6 Teams) expansion?
So whats the expected outcome here? Japs win by mercy rule?
>it's another "Italy wins again" episode
>>153869533I didn't even do anything
>>153869790reminder that using ai to spread misinformation is a crime
>>153869864yupand then japan loses a nail-bitter to italy in the bottom of the 13th
>>153869790Literally fake. I’m calling the MI6.
>>153869790Philthysisters….
>>153869873Ok i guess I'll watch for a bit
ITALIA NUMERO UNO
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
>>153869895Isn't there a heroin-addicted Mets fan who posts here?
damn
Noot still cool with the squadhttps://x.com/WBCBaseball/status/2032959545928987037
>>1538698644-3 japan, ohtani in a later interview admitting he only did it so canada gets into LA
>>153869895>THIS is the sole superpower of the world for the duration of our lifetimeRest of the world bros...
>>153869924Heroin is classy, it’s the champagne of opiates
>>153869864Japs mercy rule em in the first inning and advertisers get BTFO
Another of baseball teams in communist Latin America got their ass kicked by Easterners tonight. The Dominican drug lord National baseball team against Crapan are real games to watch.
fuck china
tbqh japan is #3 and venezuela #4 so game should good
my cubbies :)
>>153869533You're one sick bastard you know that!?
>do nothing>generate seetheChinese National baseball.
THE ENEMY TEAM ARE HEROES, EQUALS TO NO ONEBOTH IN GLORY AND IN VICTORY
wbc or wbbc?
>>153870047>the cowards waited until their captor was gone before revoltingkek
Venezuelan National heroNICOLAS “The Captor” MADURO!
>>153870079..T..Trev?
>>153870079I look like this and say and do this
>>153870079ive never said that tho?
TEAM JAPAN FIGHT LIKE THE LEGENDARY BATTLESHIP YAMATORISE AND RULE THE WAVES OF THUNDERBOW OF STEEL WILL RIP THE TIDEGUTS AND GUNS RESIST THE DARKNESSDOWN BELOW WHERE LEGENDS LIE
American first is going to have a blast on their Sunday night elimination.
St John’s is mindFUCKING the Connecticut Huskies
IKTFB Cubs
Timmies be like>erm I went to church and specifically prayed for this not to happen T-T
>>153870047what part of Vzla do the top-tier girls come from?
Can they do it ?
god is a jays fan
>godSimply doesn’t existBaseball teams for this feel?
Tonight, we beat anime
can the japanese bullpen handle the venezuelan bats? we'll see.
tfw post game showers with timmy
>>153870180i, too, am an atheist whose favourite movie is the 'lot.
>>153870194Their bullpen is bull penis
>>153870150Los Andes probably has the best girls here, I'm not even from that region, but almost every girl I meet from there always has the cute face and huge tits combo
>>153870203omigosh
>>153870150Everywhere, duh!
what part of italy do you descend from?
i wonder if i'm sober enough to drive to weinerschnitzel. though i guess entertaining the though of eating weinerschnitzel probably means i'd fail a breathalyzer
>>153870151Your wife is a busted Central American woman with a square frame and Mayan face tho
>>153870230perugia
>>153870204I don’t follow that religion either, must be hard for you to understand.
>>153870234>meximutt calling other people brown
>>153870248>muh 54% Settle down amerimutt
>>153870246>tfi'm definitely smarter than you, bud
Honestly I want USA vs. Japan in Finals or USA vs Italy but based on the odds its obvious Venezuela beats Japan tonight
>>153870268>projectingkek you are brown and you are mad that you are the same shit
the final?dominican 11italy 0F
>>153870230Noboli daboli
>>153870270If you were any smart you wouldn’t say it, tard.
>>153870248>>153870284you are not white
>>153870271idk why but methinks venezuela is going to win tonight as well. We shall see, indeed we shall..
~10 mins away from starting right?
>>153870305nah, man, that's you
>>153870308>pot call kettle blacksettle down macaco. finish evolving before you form an opinion
>>153870312Let’s all just wait and see
>>153870319yessir
>>153867988Team USA are doing the right thing cause if they do anything "fun" it would be seen as too left or right wing by the same people and just be turned into political nonsense.
Discuss Papi Organics, LLC.
>>153870230
>>153870332you will never be white
>>153870353incredible that he never got popped for peds desu
>>153870357Ain’t no boys ‘round here, boy
>>153869864I think the Vennies can pull it off, they're pretty good. Japan's hitting has been weak outside of like four guys so I think that will be the deciding factor. At least they got Sato out and Kondoh in today, that's a start.
>>153869533May Clarkie maul your sorry azz!!
I heard that if Venezuela wins the WBC. They want Trump to release Maduro and return him to Caracas.
>>153870353I’m for it
>>153870376*Kondoh out and Sato in
>>153870353delicious nugs
Simply do not get pulled over by me on your way to the baseball game, boy. ‘Cuz I will not hesitate to shoot.
>>153870345hell yealessgo venezolanos
>papi chillin smoking a fat blizzy in the studio while Jeter and arod seethe about how it should really still be illegal
>>153870417Me in the back right
>>153870407cops are starting to look more like they are from the fifth element every day
My Anthem :)
>>153870434just americans in general desu. You're better than like 90% of the population if you're actually fit
>>153870407if it wasn't for the name tag, i would've assumed he was mexican
>>153869533die...DIE!!!
>>153870455Ain’t no chasing you down, boy.
LETS GO SAMURAI VENEZUELA
Where is the thread?
venezuela will win
>Pierzynskiyeah I'm muting this shit
>>153870474get back to mowing my lawn, paco
Why is Vice-President JD Vance calling this game?
there gonna be a matchie?
this should have been the final desu
JD Vance on commentary
>>153870505Guess he got lost on the way to Mordor
>>153869533DANGEROUSLY based
>>153870503Pay my foodstamps, dying gringo
>>153870536>>153870536>>153870536
make a match thread lads
>>153870530time's up! here comes ICE. go back and collect your dead abuelita's remains
>>153870549ICE is too busy killing white people tho
USA is missing spencer dorkleson. they need more people to strike out
>>153870530Ain’t been no Porto Ricans ‘round these parts in a long time, boy.
>>153870570>orale homes they actually killing le gringos tho!lol mindbroken meximutt
>>153870586Seethe on timmy
>>153870521That ain't based, cubspie is one of us!
>>153870592you first juan
Can't we have one thread without schizos accusing each other of being a Mexican or 3rd worlder or some shit?
>>153870600I can’t seethe :^) >>153870629
>>153869533somebody fuck this guy!
cubpie
japs play ball the right way. respect
honorary
BIG FLY OHTANI-SAN
NOOOOOOOOOO KILL ME
cool scripted homers can we play actual baseball now?
>>153867324Why are these gooks insufferable. Maybe put more effort into things that aren’t plastic or K-shit sounds if you’re going to be disappointed with the actual big league play results
Don’t look Timmy!
>>153870909A bitch cant hide her sweaty face when being recorded?
>>153868812>>153868830I'm sorry
you denied my oaky!!!!
>>153869445
>seiya suzuki diedkek skuba
yamameatball kek
>>153871029>finally someone makes good ai gens in /mlb/i could get used to this
YAMAMOTORISE AND RULE THE TIDES OF THUNDER
baseball is truly an global sport. everyone appreciates it
>>153871029>>153871115have sex, losers
IKTFB
>>153871256i'm a pure maiden tho
>>153871256I'm literally a girl. A cubs girl!
>>153871379>I'm literally a girl. A cubs girl!
Venezuelan goonlympics starting 9:Agatha VegaAntonella Dell'OrtoVannessa VegasSofi RyanLuna BellaFrida SanteSasha RoseGaby GuillezKarina Kay
