Meddy > Shitcaraz

>>153869488
I want to squeeze those babies with both hands

both finals are on the same time tomorrow? surely flashscore is tripping

meddy :)

>>153870147
flashscore always puts a generic start time pending update. they'll fix it eventually.

Been away for a while, is Meddy good again?

>>153870263
Yeah, he'll beat Binner too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY0j26BQiU8

>>153870147
yahoo has women's final 18:00 GMT and the men's at 21:00 GMT

>>153869502
Would have sexual intercourse with while whispering to her 'you are much looser than Kostyuk'/10

had a look at miami quali draw. relevant matches to /tennis/:

erika vs becky srams
lulu vs timofeeva (terrifying)
gibby vs gorgodze
fruity brenda vs brengle
katie volynets vs hon
seidel vs stakusic

>>153872856
>fruity brenda
sorry, linda not brenda

Meddy :)

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I love how silly she is

>>153874964
stop posting diss POS

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>>153874993

>>153869488
when did she even play tennis last

dumb whore

>>153872856
hope erika doesnt end up like karen carpenter

>>153874997
corr good kittingtonshire

>>153875001
>>153874997

>>153874997
wait

eva

last played tennis
2024 china open

wtf

mindbogglin

>>153874964
Me too. She has a goofy sense of humour which is a mega turn on

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Emmabros how we doing?

>>153876984
She needs to return to her slampig weight. She's not good for anything else

>>153877013
Post an example of this slampig weight?

>>153877023
Emma at 18

Lenasisters tell me everything is gonna ok

>>153879388
*hugs*
She will win, Israelbro!

>>153879388
Shes gonna get fucked by a true male.
A shemale

>>153875011
>hope erika doesnt end up like karen carpenter
At least she'd be able to make some money as a drummer.

Looking outside the WTA, we have bratfu and Vendy (Q) at Maribor this week and ARE HANNAH begins her clay season with qualies at Sabadell

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and WHERE are the Penickovas? Seriously it's getting weird now, in particular Kris; year-end #1, accelerator places up the arse and she's just dropped off the face of the earth, what the fuck is going on?

>>153881065
there is a rumour that they are both shadowbanned for doping

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either that or pregnancy

>>153881407
the only place I've seen that mentioned is on here so I assumed it was a Source: My Ass case

I made Kris preggers :(

I take the blame for Annika's pregnancy

>>153882193
>>153882282
wow thanks guys and here I am just wanting to watch them play tennis :( keep it in your pants!

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>>153881065
I miss them.

>>153882801
how this would go if it was me
>be me
>fly 5,250 miles to Indian Wells
>spend $10,000 on final ticket
>US begins war with Iran
>walking grounds
>discover unattended package
>open package
>BOOM
>facial disfigurement, rushed to hospital
>discharged 3 months later
>that will be $650,000 plus tip
>leave hospital
>shot by police
>never got to see Lena :(

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Please no int shittery in here

>>153883095
was just supposed to be ironic humour, calm down mate. also I don't go on /int/, I'm IQ banned

>>153883188
<3
I'm a bit twitchy because of the final later

>>153881065
umm maybe they are teenage girls wiv lives outside tennis and they decided not to play?

>>153882801
wth

lena is an amazonian giantess

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>>153883299
She's 1.84

>>153883024
>discharged 3 months later
>that will be $650,000 plus tip
3 months? add a 0 to that bill mate

>>153883287
Their parents were both pros, they've been playing tennis for 12 years at this point and are on the USTA pathway with massive hype around Kris in particular, they're at the serious business end of junior tennis, also we're not talking about them having a week off, they've been completely off the radar for about four months.
Sure, they might just be doing training blocs but for Kris in particular she'd probably have been in the frame for qualifying wildcards this year as the year end junior #1. It's unusual.

>>153883287
Kris is potentially good enough to make millions. Doesn't make sense.

>>153883476
It's weird they haven't posted any update on social medias either

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>>153884443
Maybe they've discovered these threads.

>>153884519
Iva found this place and immediately started winning bigger tournaments ._.

>>153884519
Kristina is so fucking pretty... If I had some photoshop quality I would edit the bottle to look like /tennis/

So the finals are played on the same day, the girls will be playing at 11am, and the guys at 2pm or so, all in blistering heat.
Why are they doing that? Is it consideration for the European audience, or are they just crazy?

>>153884601
The people in charge of IW don't have a clue
They tried to exclude stadium 2 from ground passes and it went super empty

Fuck this shit, almos vomiting again
Why am I that invested in her

my asshole is watery from stress I can't take it

CAM ON LENA

>>153884744
Super cute Aleks

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>>153884786
it's her birthday today btw

anyway LEEEEEES GO LENA!

>>153884979
Having an Alex gf wouldt be the best

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Le troon out your own son woman

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LET'S GO LENA!!!!

Lena is allowed to lose today as long as it's not in embarrassing fashion, she's on a very good trajectory

Early break LFG

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Big break.

2 aces in this service game
CAM ON CAM ON

Elena dominance could bore fans.

>ask for a replay
>ball is an entire km in
>eats an ace right after for your trouble
sabs seems out of it, losing so many finals must takes its toll at some point

just don't like her, simple as

Sabalenka is a man though.

Kwabalenka once more choking in a final against Lena, you love to see it.

>>153885492
Thanks for jinxing retard
Just shut up

>>153885515
APOLOGIZE HANS.

I apologize

Lena struggles against smaller players that force her to play long rallies, so I think in that way Sabs playstyle suits her

>>153885546
<3 I know you're on edge kek

Coming back from 0-30 is what makes a real champion. Well done Lena

Sabs in 3

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OMG
Lena winning
It's not over yet

>>153885561
*hugs* Sorry

I reckon Sabalenka can bench more than me.

I'm liking the tactical piss break to give sabs time to contemplate her failure

Early break again

Lmao.

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this is getting a bit sad for the Castafiore

and Sabs is fucking mad

Whatever
Now I jinxed it

Fuck sake.

>>153885653
of course that would happen, Rybakina can never run away with it

>>153885460
It must bother her that she can easily beat almost everyone except in semis and finals when it really matters.

A billion chances and she can't breat, now she's gonna lose this set

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GO ELENA GO

>>153885740
UwU

the heat does not help the quality either, you'd think in the middle of a fucking desert they would consider scheduling the finals during the evening

Perfect net approach again lol

>broken with a df from 30-0
Classic Lena

she's dead from the heat. She's too white. Sabs is appropriately colored for the environment.

I'll kill her at one point
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

it's over Sabs in 3

CAM ON LENA, THIS TIME

guys it's important not to invest yourself too much in a wta match

le sigh

Miami Draw out, at least for women

those loud screams after she wins important points are the most disgusting thing ever

do you guys remember when sabalenka's husband "fell" out of a hotel balcony he was staying in with her, and she was playing the next day like she didn't care, and was with a new guy not long after. She killed him didn't she?

kinda glad that the clay season is close, getting a bit tired of seeing almost exclusively super short rallies

BOOM

>>153886119
I assume so

what a topsy-turvy match, nothing makes sense

don't fuck this up pls. .

five fooking break points saved
holy mother of choke

Chokealenka.

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Pre-AIDS Lena <3

>>153883476
nuffink in diss post actually changes or invalidates what i said or the initial intent, proposition, assertion of modal possobilities and counterfactual likelihoods in my post

>>153884418
ummmm not everyfing is about ducking money, DAD

>>153884549
they are identical twin landwhales

propa bogglin' post wun must conclude

at least in terms of dramaturgy, it's a great match

>>153884744
nice she keep her grooming to age appropriate range now

>>153885052
yuck

feel sorry for semenslurper gettin taken for ride by diss gold diggin hussey

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>>153886670
something is off with that pic

.

bloody hell lena. . . . . .

CHOKEKINA.

Elena :(

I'm in a shitty mood now

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WHAT A FINAL!!!

Lena :(

great match

Lena :(
But please don't be too upset guys, watching WTA when you actively want someone to win can be rough but it's no big deal

lena :(
Still, I'm not too disappointed given that she won the more important AO final, already won Indian Wells, and reached a new career high during this tournament

I'd say get real offspring already, but holding the #1 away from Igor is more important

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Sinner or Meddy?

damn i really wanted the autism witch to beat the banshee

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>>153886939
Why does everyone hate Iga?

>>153886965
>Why does everyone hate Iga?
not everyone does, she has a lot of fans
I'm personally a fan of her ass and legs, but the terrible sportsmanship and turbo autism can get annoying at times

>>153886965
For start:
>disgusting personality
>bulldyke
>gamesmanship cheater
>doper
>most obnoxious fans (when xhe still had them)

>>153886943
Meddy is by far the more entertaining choice

>>153886965
I am igor neutral.

>>153886943
the octopus is full of surprises, but binner should win this baring another miracle

>>153885396
Lena did not lose in an embarrassing fashion so it's all good. She just followed her usual pattern of dominating early and then slowing down. The big picture is still good for her

>>153869502
>spend two weeks in California
>you are MAGA now
wtf Eva

Medvedev is so kino when he’s playing well

Why is Medvedev so much better on hard courts when compared to the other surfaces?

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Sinner too clutch

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what did she mean by this?

Why did Binner point to the Nike logo like it was a football shirt badge? Fucking dildo.

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Meddy fought well but Sinner is Sinner

>>153888728
Emma Raducanu? That contestant on Love Island who left after 3 weeks?

>>153888728
And so she fucking should.
Ungrateful brat

>>153888806
could be angling for a better sponsorship deal. something in the form of 'see i'm winning stuff wearing your kit give me more money'.

>>153888728
What would a homeless, cold, and penniless Mirra look like and how would you make her feel warm and loved?

>>153888863
Aussie anon finally photographed

It's all so quiet. The tennis dried up entirely tonight. Nothing at all until Miami qualis in the morning.

>Sunshine double
>first day completely rained off
many such cases

>>153888806
upon video review of this, binner is an dildo. that wasn't choreographed enough to be some message to nike.

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looks like miami is going to have rain off and on until friday

>>153886055
having a look now

-jonesy will play a qualifier first round but then gets svitolina as a reward if she wins :/
>similarly, Lilli gets a qualifier but then drova :/
-ash vs dayana
-iva's first opponent will be either paulo badosa or a qualifier
-once again there is a chance for iva vs osaka in r3, and iva is once again in the same section of bracket as rybakina
-oksana vs emi!
-our emma plays kartal or peyton stearns, both of whom i think could make it happen AGAIN

fuck sake lena

im so angry

so so angry

so so so so angry


i cant

i just cant

>>153893209
Wetter than Iva when she hears Djokovic say her name

fink garn not watch tennis fpr a month

i am SO upset at lena

I am SO upset

just cant do it anymore
cant do it anymore

Eva Lys.
That's it, that's the post.

>best server on tour
>choke away chamiponship point on serve
KWABOTY

is it possible to slurp more for russian (and adjacent) filth than atp and wta does?
makes me sick

>>153893916
>>153893988
You're taking this too hard kittington

>>153894022
Sexiest post in this thread

fffs every time I decide to flick from work to Miami qualies it starts raining

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Vendy :)

Gibby :)
>>153895906
Oh it's a quali. I wondered why that didn't show in my flashscore. Go vendy.

>>153894982
tenny is an individual sport and has nothing to do with national representation, bud (except nutters like oinkova). lots of top tennis players are russian therefore they are topics of discussion. i do not care for the sentiment that russian players ought be punished or ostracized somehow for the actions of their government. i also think it's unfair to expect them to condemn their government or switch federations.

CAM ON FRUITY LINDA
CAM ON KATIE

should also note that Kluggers got her clay campaign off to a winning start (including a bagel) but since it was against a literal nonentity in the first of three (!) qualifying rounds at Sabadell, I won't be getting too excited just yet

>>153895049
no i'm no
trump needs to nuke troonlenkas head

like how you garn be best server on tour andnlose like that

how you garn win first set

how you garn make dumb dumbies second

hiw you garn break get broken break back

SISYPHEAN STRUGGLE

ALL THAT

ALL THAT

and still lose

if she had eon it woulda been a great match imo just like coz its satisfying somewun winning from that pure struggle

and she had the point

and she lose

dumb fuggin bitch

i couldnt be a coach
because i get so angry and vocal just watching on tv

if i was a coach to these people i would be kicked out arena for raving shouting swearing throwing hands

I can imagine kittington as a coach, it would be Damir Dokic all over again kek

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better late than never

>>153896202
can tell jana garn get fat when she older

>>153896129
the cat is right

>>153895986
Rare Lena in a bun :o

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>>153869502
SEX

freestreams isn't working. anywhere to watch the shitty fuzzy quali streams?

RAIN

>>153896261
240p bookie streams is the only alternative i know

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>>153896261
I tried the streams from our frens over at /atp/, they aren't working either

>>153896261
https://www.vipleague.ws/tennis-sports-stream#
can be very hit and miss but seems to be working at the moment

>>153896566
thanks! i can now watch erika lose. :(

erika :(

Rebecca :)

Erika :(

why do i have no memory of eala's wild miami open run

>>153896215
corr propa good post diss wun

>>153896905
Probably because Miami is the anti-Indian Wells, a tournament completely devoid of SOVL played in half a stadium and a car park and as such, anything that happens there is almost immediately forgotten.

Emmlingz has withdrawn

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>>153896987
corr, still got it.

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>>153897299

CAM ON FEEVA

>>153897299
another day ending in y then

>>153897385
corr sex

would forgive lena if she was as sex as that

>>153897299
hope uniqlo dock her compensation when she withdraws from competitions

wiv emma its a mistake not to make your conteactual agreements appearance based

there's something about lulu's game that seems to give most players problems. i can't figure out what it is exactly. the southpaw issue is there but it's more than that.

Maya has withdrawn too :(

>>153897714
booooooooo

hope she isn't badly injured

>>153897714
queensland's disgrace

although if maya has been trying to play with an injury it would explain the mediocre start to the season for her

>>153895049
Bit like Iva and Djokovic dick

Masha :(

I don't like Sun

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back from my holiday
what'd i miss

>>153898402
looks like mimi

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'feeva :(
Katie :)
Fruity linda :)
Susan :(

I don't recall ever seeing Elvina Kalnieva play. I like her name. I'm putting her in gold star list. Elvina :)

>>153898402
>what'd i miss
lena choked indian smells tiebreak and allowed sabalenka to win and be smug :(

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>

CAM ON ELLA CLUTCH IT OUT

>>153899022
giwtwm

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Ella :)
>>153898402
ausbro did you see what talia gibson did? she qualified for iw then proceeded to beat ann li, alexandrova, tauson and paolini before losing to linda in the quarters. she's #67 now and wta doesn't have a profile picture for her yet.

>>153899113
i watched the noskova one.... indian wells was kinda shit frfr no cap

venus finna get 4 fingered

>>153897796
her face look luke how some femal ufc fighters look after the been hit in the face a lot after a fight

>>153897835
shes not australian

>>153896154
RIP

the best there was

>>153899022
phwoar

sex

>>153899031
she will never be sex cos she bald and has clown hands

>>153899711
Don't you hate Krunic and call her a nonce?

>>153899878
nah i like krunic

acceptable nonce

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There is only so much abuse you can take. After making the switch from Emma Raducanu to Amanda Anisimova I thrive and feel at peace when watching WTA.

>>153899685
I could have cheerfully beheaded him for some of the shit he did to Jelena but I have to admit he was an absolute madlad. Not many coaches have threatening to assassinate the Aussie ambassador with a grenade on their highlights reel.

>>153899022
Me n you

kaja juvan retired :(

>>153900532
Jonesy played against her too, would love to see who's shorter

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>>153900818
emerson is surely a lot taller

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Gatekeeping Spaniards only letting one bong into the main draw at Sabadell, got to protect the homegrown clayrats

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more rain

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>>153901974

>>153902000
phwoar like i'm looking in a mirror innit

where penic? i want to look at penices >:(

Iva and Mirra played a few semi-serious practice games at indian smells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeHyo2_lfYw

>>153900532
such an intrestinly shaped body

>>153901974
borderline jeet deez tanlies

>>153902115
is that an adult

>>153902708
she uused to be like REASONABLY conservative

getting worse
and
worse

and worse

like yall call.me.crazy

only wun.place diss.wenchoid headin'

ONLY FANS

>>153902442
umm maybe if dey were fully serious they wouldnt have lost to inferior players they should have beaten reasonably straightforwardly on paper

>>153902810
yes well they both need to learn that technically lesser players they may have even beaten easily before will fight like hell every time and not just you know concede that they aren't as good and roll over. mirra knows this pretty well already but iva doesn't quite yet. in third set of iva/osorio it looked to some degree that iva was mad that camila was playing better than last time. that's no good. that's a good quick way to lose. the common saying about juniors entering senior tour is that one big difference is you have to learn how to lose often. iva even repeated that but record wise don't think she ever really learned it as she didn't drop losses to iffy players. she mainly lost to good and great ones only.

you don't have to read any of that it's blather and pseudosomething

saying i think in iva's mind there are certain players she thinks she's okay with losing to and those she doesn't think are okay. and if a player in the not okay category is beating her she has some difficulty with accepting it and adjusting. makes all kinds of faces like she cannot believe this turn of events instead. did that against preston when she got her ass kicked for one set but recovered. was pissy about it after losing to betta. and tomaljanohawk. so forth. a slight ego issue there.

>>153902799
She's a future grand slam champion.
Onlyfans is no place for a grand slam champion.

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>>153897299
based, should focus on grass now

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>>153895906
>laura r2 and snigga qf
not the luckiest draw

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>>153903041
I know who she could train with for the grass season

>>153903093
why would emma raducanu, a slam winner, train with that? good question me

>>153903106
>>153902978

>>153903108
doubt. good doubting me.

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>>153903111

>>153903161
if her nails were black and sharper then maybe i'd allow her to stab me

steffi graf madness spruced up for better video quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70RmdcgQJ7o

actually made me feel better see rybalina interview and see she suffered from heat a lot. end of 3rd set i did see she was visibly tired and i was abit confused as to why but never like thouvht more of it. but i had no idea it was relly hot. she suffer heat. thats why she lose. heat and UNSPORTING disgusting behavior by troonlenka who for some reason has to scream every shot like an utter cunt ti disrtract the opponent. just unsporting. disgusting behavior. hate her. lena did not play many matches in heat. she never acxlimatize. troon had no problem wiv heat. if lena better in heat she woukd have absolutely destroyed troon. DONT CARE. thats THE narrative im sticking to

>>153902897
we seen she has a bratty side a lil bit

corr
even in her like podcast fing which i watched only like 10 mins of so far (kek) she was gettin bit big for her boots innit

The sonay kartal has withdrawn from miami T_T

>>153903285
The absolute state of British female tennis.

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>>153903285
oh no

mika reading me a bedtime story with her classy accent

>>153903041
It's clayrat season first. The dirt is calling her

bet her hoodie smells nice

>>153903318
shes disgusting

and about 25 years ypunger than ypu

he must've made a typo. think he meant lovely.

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now dis is a beast

>>153903296
she reminds me a little bit of alex lawther but her phenotype is more extrmee esp. round the eyes

>>153903296
she has that irish mongoloid look dont she

like barry geoghan but less extreme

>>153903354
beast or breast

grok how long until alena kovakova is 18?