WHO DID IT BETTER EDITION>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/5/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>153845535
lmao at all the disgusting masturbators who are ashamed of themselves and got triggered emotionally by being called out for what they are in >>153869845
>>153869479My GOAT gonna cook up some kachi-koshi today.
>>153869982Grow up, kid.
>>153869982nigga you can just ignore a singular fucking post if people joking about porn on 4chan offends your delicate sensibilities
>>153869647>TerunofujiRetired, became oyakata. His stable absorbed Hakuho's stable after a scandal. Teru is currently in his own scandal right now, with his punishment being unknown since it's still being investigated.>WakatakakageCame back to makuuchi, flirted with another ozeki run that fizzled out. Currently floating in the joi.>EnhoHad a neck injury that dropped him out of the salary ranks. Moved to Teru's stable as part of the merger. Can make it back to juryo with one good KK. He needs 1 more basho as a sekitori to qualify as an elder, so the popular rumor is he's going to retire if/when he makes it so he can get the Miyagino name.
>>153869882Did that couple in the front row leave before the sanyaku matches? They are living my dream and wasting it :(
>>153869982>literally doing the thing
>>153869982>see man ordering noodles>immediately think of porn
>>153870056I mean... that is why I took the screenshot.
>>153869945lmao onosato doesn't lose to nodowa anymore>literally loses to a nodowa from the youngest and smallest rikishi
>Loses to a 17-year-old shiko king.
>looks at makuuchi>still recognize 31 nameshuh, maybe i will start watching sumo again. is there a simple way to catch up on everything i've missed the past two years? is natto sumo still around? i don't want to read, i want to be spoonfed via youtube
>>153870166Attach a turbine to Mienoumi's coffin and him rolling in his grave could power Japan.
>>153870184
>>153870190He deserves this fate for having a wimpy sounding shikona as a yokozuna. It just doesn't roll of the tongue well.
>>1538702231. fuck hoshoryu, no way is he a deserving yoko2. who the FUCK is aonishiki? did shishi change his name or did a rando ukranian pass him out of nowhere3. was hak forced out because of that bullying shit at his stable? i thought he was serving punishment and it was just gonna blow over
>>1538702232022 was a clown year
>>153865704seems like he's trying to transition to a more traditional style of sumo and it's left him in the valley where he's lost some of his old dynamism and versatility but isn't good enough yet to climb out the other side, plus larger wrestlers figuring out how to exploit his habits (keep him out and the left hand off your belt, push him to the tawara, wait for him to break his own posture going for the headlock throw)
>>1538703071. Yes he was.2. Another Ukranian, yeah. Shishi's way cooler though. 3. Sort of. He was given the option to stay and pay penance, but he chose to leave.
>>153870324it was based. loved watching abi throat punch retards and win against all odds
>>153870387>wait for him to break his own posture going for the headlock throwThis is the big one. It's his panic button.
>>153870307Maybe, but I think he is, promoted early perhaps.Aonishiki is a fairly new Ukrainian rikishi, 21 years old, but flew up the ranks. He's a big dude with pretty good control and unusual technique thanks to his background in wrestling, but his inexperience seems to be showing this basho. He's become quite popular even in Japan due to his story as a war refugee, he took to Japanese language and cultural norms very quickly and he has a quite charming personality.It played a part, but it's easy to tell that Hakuho was pretty fed up of dealing with the JSA and their adversarial treatment of him, so he figured it was good as any a time for him to leave and focus on doing his own thing.
>>153870393>Yes he was.thanks for the answers but he should be sitting at ozeki. onosato is the only true yokozuna, they were just desperate to promote someone with teru skipping or dropping out of every tournament
>>153870307>who the FUCK is aonishiki?>did a rando ukranian pass him out of nowhereYes, but it wasn't out of nowhere. >top 10 in the world at the cadet level in freestyle wrestling>top 3 at the world sumo championships>Ukraine national sumo champHe wasn't a college sumo prospect like Onosato, but he was a ringer nonetheless.
>>153870464>doing his own thingwhat's he doing now? is the hakuho cup dead? is he retreating into the world of business and real estate?
>>153870464>big dudeWide of frame, perhaps, but he's only 182cm. He was relying on speed/explosiveness, technique, and core strength on his way up.
>>153870464>>153870509fair enough, he wasn't on my radar back then. thanks for the info.
>>153870515I don't follow it closely but Hakuho Cup is still going, it finished its most recent event a few weeks ago. He's making bids to get Sumo into the Olympics and there seems to be some traction but too early to tell.>>153870522Fair, but I guess I meant more he's done well building his body for Sumo, rather than just loading weight.
>>153869882>>153869945Are we back in the nodowa meta?Why isn't Abi dominating?
>>153870681His elbows don't work and he broke his vertebrae.
>>153870477>onosato is the only true yokozunak
>>153870515> is the hakuho cup dead?It was just held last month.
>>153870681Just biding his time....
Nice henka by Shimogama.
>>153869882Ura's sumo is so advanced that he can fold himself in half.
Zuna ropes should be like WWE title belts.
>>153871621Thoughts like this are the reason you're not a state.
Asahifuji threw Dewanojo
>>153872201More like he dropped him with style.
>>153871631We don't wanna be state.
aonishiki is washed
>>153872245Lol. Its not up to you.
why doesn't anyone have the shikona ninjasamurai
>>153872654Ninja are dishonorable peasants.The Yokozuna are already samurai, formally speaking. Thats why they have katanas.
>>153872669Tachi.
>>153872669I think it would work well for shishi though
>>153872687Bless you
>>153872669Formally speaking no, otherwise they'd have both the katana and the wakazashi. The latter is just as important as the former, because it was what they'd use to commit seppuku if they dishonored themselves. Yokozuna are allowed to display a katana as symbols of their achievements, but are still commoners so they aren't beholden to kill themselves out of dishonor like gyoji are.
>>153872751TACHI
>>153872751Has a gyoji ever actually killed themselves from a wrong decision? Not recently, obviously, but maybe before wwII
>>153872846No, but they have had to use the tanto to defend themselves after controversial calls.
>>153872687>>153872784Tachi stopped being used prior to the formalization of what we now know as sumo, and certainly before the yokozuna were granted their own dohyo-iri. If you want to be pedantic then the typical Japanese term is uchigatana.
KONNICHIWA DUDES! I wasn't able to get to Japan because my mother died. Really fucked up my tournament watching. Is there a good place to watch online other than that nhk site? I'm so behind it's 11:20PM here. Thank you!
>>153872966Except that's wrong. The sword used is a fucking Tachi. Yes, the samurai stopped carrying them, but they were still used for ceremonial purposes, such as a yokozuna dohyo-iri.
>>153872978>my mother died.
>>153873046Except I was literally referring to the swords that the samurai class were required to carry to contrast them with the yokozuna.
>>153872978Look up midnightsumo on twitch. Be sure to drop a sub and a dono every basho
>>153872978
>>153873075Then why did you reply to me? When I said Tachi, I was correcting the guy who kept saying that yokozuna carried katanas.
>>153873104>>153872784
>>153873112>>153872751>Yokozuna are allowed to display a katana
>>153873134Yes, that is correct.
Do you think the sumo fan girls will settle for a sumo fan or will they only mate press with a true rikishi
>>153873152Show me a yokozuna with a katana/uchigatana rather than a tachi.
I'm allowed to display a katana
I'm allowed to display [spoiler]deez nuts lmao[/spoiler]
>>153873182"Katana" is a catch-all for any single-edged sword, so all of them starting with Unryu and Shiranui.
>>153873182I am not a weeb, what is the difference between an uchigatana(the curved japanese sword in dark souls) and a tachi(not in dark souls)?
>>153873203kwab
>>153873203embarrassing... i'm gonna downvote this L...
>>153873278Uchigatana are a few inches shorter, are curved slightly differently, and are carried edge-up. Those are what allowed samurai to strike from the draw like every weeb iajutsu move you've seen. Tachi could not be used like that, so once uchigatana became popular the tachi were relegated solely to ceremonial use.
Lmao blud got sumomogged while trying to weebmaxx, I'm dead
>>153873370Didn't expect a genuine answer, but thank you. I didn't know they were ever carried blade up.
>>153873224Kindly fuck off, idiot. >>153873278The blade direction, primarily. Tachi were worn hanging from the belt, blade side down. The katana is worn pushed through the obi, blade side up. The maker's mark will be stamped on the outside according to this. Since the tachi is generally ceremonial, the furniture is usually more elaborate. Most notable, are the cords, which were how they were hung from the belt.
>>153873450Stored that way too. If you're ever in a museum, you can usually spot the difference that way.
Holy ashitori!
At what age can you tell if one of the juniors will make it? Has a 16 year old shitter ever surprised everyone to become makuuchi
>>153873985It depends on what you mean. There's making makuuchi, and there's staying in makuuchi. Tamashoho is a good recent example of a guy who took forever to get to the top division (started at 18, made makuuchi at 31), but he hasn't been able to stay there. Most guys who take a long time are similar.
>>153874083For instance Kikuchi is sitting at the bottom of Jonidan after over a year. That initially sounds bad, however, he is only 16 and had no prior experience in sumo before debuting. Would it be safe to assume he would never do great, or could it just be he's young and there's really no telling how he will end up doing. There is no one under 20 in makuuchi, so can't assume someone good at age 16 would get to makuuchi. But do good 16 year olds stay in jonidan, get to sandanme, get to makushita? I realize there is no singular rule, just wondering what's common
Strong.
BUKKAKE STATUS: COLD
>>153873985>Has a 16 year old shitter ever surprised everyone to become makuuchiHakuho was a scrawny 16 year old shitter that multiple stables rejected until a mediocre lower maegashitter stablemaster with only one sekitori took pity on him and brought him in to Miyagino.
>>153874172Takanohana was the youngest ever to reach makuuchi at 17. Yokozuna Mienoumi spent 13 basho in Jonidan. It's certainly possible for a young guy to take a while to bloom. I wouldn't bet on Kikuchi to be one of those, but it's possible.
>>153874172It's hard to evaluate a low ranking wrestlers potential but a general rule of thumb is that if they're still struggling in jonidan by the time they're two years in, that's a bad sign. Once they're out of that stage, it's hard to predict how their careers will go. You could look at stats like their height and weight, which usually corresponds to improvements on their records, but I think it's better to just do the eye test on wrestlers you care about and see if they look stronger than how they did a few basho ago.
Did Mori retire yet?
>>153874750He's still losing and making Nishonoseki hold back his laughter.
>>153874767Exactly what point does someone step in and tell the guy to stop.I mean I guess he's got nowhere to go but still, dudes a wreck.
>>153874750Moriurara? Hell no. Only six short years to break the all-time jonokuchi record!
>>153874780There are worse. He can still get on the dohyo.
I'm sad that we never got Asasnoyama vs. Asonoyama.
Never Forget Hattorizakura/Shonanzakura
>>153875341My man got 6 straight years of room & board covered and all he had to do was get pushed by a fat guy every once in a while.
Shonanoumi fights like he doesn't know that he's larger and taller than most of his opponents.
>wakanosho's 13 consecutive wins snapped by kayoMY PERFECT SPHERE DOES IT AGAIN
>>153875508Incredible aerodynamics on Kayo, the grand irony of his perfectly spherical anatomy is that throws off all the math for the other rikishi.
Being healthy and not missing matches for over a decade is insane, you have to have some amazing joints
KILL EVIL SPIRITS
Hoshoryu basho
>>153875866I believe in Nob Dog
Who is tonight's guest on Abema? her little bark when tackling akatsu sounded familiar
>>153875693I did a sprinting interval workout one time 13 years ago and ever since my knee has been fucked and bruises if I run too frequently. Dont know how these fat fucks do it
>>153875994https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eri_Tosaka
>>153875994> Narumi Takahashi (高橋 成美, Takahashi Narumi; born January 15, 1992) is a Japanese retired pair skater and six-time Japanese national champion (2009-2012, 2014, 2015). With former partner Mervin Tran, she was the 2012 World bronze medalist, the 2010 Junior World silver medalist, and the 2010–11 Junior Grand Prix Final champion. They were the first pair to win a World medal for Japan. She has also skated with Ryo Shibata, Ryuichi Kihara and Alexandr Zaboev.
>>153876094>>153876156Thank you, wow what a record.
>>153876156>>153876094wait a second....
>number of people rooting for Hosh in the first thread: only me>number of people rooting for Hosh now that hes winning: dozensFair weather fans are so irritating
>>153876027It's gotta be the shiko. I guess if you do that from a young enough age your knees get used to the abuse. Then your also strengthening your thighs and glutes too. I have the same problem as you and I noticed once I started doing bodyweight squats my knees hurt less. I imagine it must be a similar effect for the shiko
love kotoeiho's stomps
>>153876156I remember last basho, they had a Olympic (or at least a world caliber) female sprinter as a guest. These gals are world class at their sports but why does Abema has them on?
>>153876313I do too but it must be kinda suck for him that he's only known for his shiko and not for his sumo.
Guys, why is Eiho winning matches all of a sudden!? That was awesome.
Does Kotoeiho always have his belt tied loose or is it just me?
>>153876344Shiko is sumoAnd why would anyone think something that dumb
>>153876400They can have it loose or tight if they want
Gonna be a sad day for me when Fujiryoga's hair is long enough to made into a top knot. Dude looks sick with his hair like this.
this girl they brought in with commentary has a super cute voice
>>153876478>not watching nhk
>>153876477daikichi yobidashi looks like his older bro or dad
>>153876468Bro that's just a myth, it's all genetics
>>153876477I thought the same about Kusano, but he's looking great today.
The daily Cromartie High School storytime over at /a/ is currently in its sumo arc, for anyone interested.
The caveman cometh.
We've lost him.
fuck
The caveman had his shit slapped.
retard
>>153876514Does NHK bring cuties in the booth? No. So I'll stick with Abema.
Shouldn't it be gounoyama, not gonoyama
toad power
>>153876864The western sumo community never writes out long vowels for some reason. It's really annoying desu.
>>153876864Its goonoyama
Fucking tokigayateWhy does he even exist
Asanoyama just doesn't have that killer instinct
>>153877010buy an ad
>>153877024get a padded cell
>>153877010get commended by me for doing gods work thank you anon
>>153876477He's like a fat Sonic
153877024>when anon doesn't get enough attention
Could Enho just kyujo once he reaches Juryo again? Would that count?
>>153877010impressive gyakuten
>>153877073Yes but it would be dishonorable
Goddamnit Tamawashi.
Guys are allowed to date once they get high enough in rank right? What if they then fall off and get demoted a ton, are they forced to break up?
Gyoji abuse
>>153877099Could Onosato just kyujo until he's 35
>>153877073I think that's the goal. Just make it one to salaried level for more one basho, kyujo, then retire.
gyoji btfo
>>153877073He would probably be best off just pulling a Tom and not committing to his matches very much.
TOTALGYOJIDEATH
gyoji bowling
Man these refs need to gtfo of the way. Fucking second night in a row.
>>153877150Consider the spirits entertained
Why is Abema lusting after Ura's butte and crotche?
Match of popular but weak rikishi
murray seething about asakoryus tachai again
>>153875341>Moriurara and Hattorizakura staring at each other in their final bout, Hakuho vs Terunofuji style
based flexible pink blob
Love me UraSimple as
>>153877170We're currently in the gyoji are fucking up phase. Please look forward to the gyoji getting their shit together phase.
7-8 bros, it's not looking good
Now that's an Ura moment!
Slick throw by Ura
>>153877235Hard times create strong gyoji
What is that throw called
He trained for this throw just yesterday..5D chess by Ura..
incredible form
>>153877261It's called aou mai bakku
>>153877130He would be pressured into retiring long before it got to that point
>>153877261I think they said it was thishttps://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/techniques/9/
>>153877261Shitatenage I read
>>153877298Yeah but what if he just decided he didn't give a fuck and just wanted the free money. Is there anything they could do?
How does this wrestler girl have the voice of an idol?
>desperate simps
>>153877341The JSA effectively forces retirement if it gets too bad, they just make it sound like the yokozuna decided to instead of it being enforced by rule in order to save face for him.
>>153877471>they lied, I didn't decide to retire, I'm still yokozunawhat then?
>>153877490Someone with this little hinkaku would never make yokozuna to begin with
>>153877490They're retired, the JSA just decides it's officially a voluntary one on paper
>>153877490They expel you, the end.>what then?Ask Arashio-oyataka on how to get unexpelled.
>>153877512>kise
>>153876325> These gals are world class at their sports but why does Abema has them on?If you were a 32 year old (hag, but a graceful one) established female athlete, a part of the national Olympic committee, and a livestreamer company that collaborates with Netflix and owns the rights to or collaborates with other companies to stream MLB, FIFA World Cup, Tour de France and Formula One, invited you to talk shit with former champions of another discipline which is a part of the nation's culture and pride, as well as be invited to push a fat guy down for fun, honestly, would you refuse?
>>153877200The ultimate choice: listen to commentary that has three dudes in their 50's or older in a language you can understand or listen to commentary that occasionally features a former yokozuna and a pretty cute girl that's a world class athlete in a language you can't understand.I'll stick with Abema.
Went for the trip and backfired
>>153877625>invited to push a fat guy down for funSay no more, I'm in.
>>153877646Pitiful simp
Of course they're feeding Fishlips one of the cripples.
>>153877646cringe
>yeah lets just feed a cripple to kotoshoho, surely nothing bad will happen
>>153877646>not watching both on two different screens with audio on
>>153877664his lips look like those taiyaki fish cakes
>>153877690are we sure they stopped match fixing
>>153877625I'm not against the gal's decision to go: if Abema signs a check for them to just go and talk for two hours, they should go and get that paper. I'm just asking why does Abema decide to sign the check in the first place?
>>153871083you weren't kidding!
The commentators at Abema at least seem to have fun. :)
>>153877712his foot is fucked up so he probably didn't want to bother trying to turn and keep fighting
OHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>153877757Who knew losing would be so delicious
>>153877724>hey young fatsos, join sumo and meet young girls like this, theyll love you
>>153877690At a certain point, the results would be the same if Hakuoho just kyujo'ed the rest of the basho. If you're gonna plummet the banzuke either way, might as well just rest your fucked up ankle.
>>153877778He is publicly shaming Teru
>>153877724Would be easier if I knew Japanese, but the gals probably have fan bases of their own, so you have both "figure skater reacts to sumo" vids and "hey, look, this one gal is on our show right now!" vids. Crossbreeding is good.
>Day 8Ah, I see it's that time of the basho where Oho crawls back to a respectable record and everyone forgets that he's actually ass most of the time.
Yoshi's Island
They should get Shishi to provide a commentary track for the new Avengers movie.
Couldn't Kusano get a proper topknot going by now?
It's weird how I think of fujinokawa as a manlet but he's actually my height and is still 260 pounds
>>153874172Age when they first hit juryo>Asashoryu 20 >Hakuho 19 >Harumafuji 20 >Kakuryu 21 >Kisenosato 18 >Akebono 21 >Musashimaru 20This is all rough math, I only compared birth year to first sekitori year, so +- 1 year depending on the month.
>>153877855Youre both manlets
>>153877867
>>153877859Damn, Kisenosato really would've been a world beating Yokozuna if he'd live in any other age than Hakuho's.
>>153877894he should just start doing hakuho's tachiai if he's gonna be necking his opponents
Finally a win for WMH
REDEEMED
WMH bros our road towards KK begins now
I just found out that E. Honda is a weightlet.
The attitude
WMH basho MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE begins TODAY
>>153877646I hate midnightsumo's streams precisely because I don't give a shit about live commentary, from anyone. If I want shitposts and memery I can check here, otherwise I just get absorbed in the sumo. I certainly don't want someone trying to bother me by trying to act like my friend. If the commentary I can hear is all japanese then at least I can tune it out, so I really don't give a shit about who the studio guests are.
>>153877912with no foreigners allowed, Takanohana would've beaten Taiho and hold the most cups, Kaio would have 15 and Kisenosato 25.
> victory doesn't feel like anything anymore
Tomato!
A T A M I NTAMIN
Atami seems to have finally realized he's a big fucking guy and can do big fucking guy things.
Atamin has inherited Teru's clampsWTKs elbow has been sacrificed to the shinto gods
Damn WTK almost had Atami. Tank is just too fuckin fat.
kick his ass, kirishima
>>153878146this is a papa bear thread, fool!
>Teru before the whole Isegahama scandal, before Takerufuji, Midorifuji, Hakunofuji, and Takarafuji "failed" him>"Atamifuji, you disgusting fatso! How could you weigh 200 kg?! LOL! Lose some weight, you milk-boobed fool! You can't fight!">Teru after everything that happened>"Atamifuji, you're my last hope. You're the only thing keeping this stable from complete bankruptcy and the suicide pact of all the rikishi in Isegahama. If you fail me, I'll poison the chanko one of these days..."
>>153878175papa reddit
>>153878113> Atamifuji watched the video of his loss to Aonishiki for weeks before the March bashoMy man has entered the zone. The tomatozuna approaches.
SSHHHHHHHHH>*PAP*>*PAP*>*PAP*
>SHHHHHHHHHH>PAP! PAP! PAP!
>>153878219> me when i hear the PSHHHHHHHHHH
>SHHHH PAP! PAP! P-ACK!
goddam
Really not sure what Yasu's strategy was thereKiri had control of that fight from start to finish
Booooooo :(Fuckin great sumo though.
Damn. Great fight.
a nice loving embrace on the dohyo to end it
>Takayasu do a half spin>"Nah this dont gonna work">half spin back to position>Kirishima let it happen without any push or pullRespect for the game
Takanosho is going to winAonishiki is mindbroken
>>153878281Dudes been getting into bad positions yesterday and today. At a certain point, he was in a bladed stance with one hand on the belt while WTK and Kirishima were forward with two hands on the belt. Takayasu managed to recover against Kirishima but I wonder what WTK and Kirishima have been doing to put Takayasu in that position
Lmfao
kwab
>SAY>HIS>N-ACK!
it's so fucking over lmao
womp womp
Told ya kadoban is looming.
>kadodan
I'm imaginging Hosh doing the Chuddha smirk.
>Not even 11-4IT IS SO OVERNEVER HAS IT BEEN SO OVER BEFORE
N O B D O GOBDOG
dan is on the struggle bus hard
I don't want to watch sumo anymore
Holy shit Dan is legit falling apart. All the other losses you can come up with with an excuse. But Takanosho? There's none.
he might not even get a kk at this rate
Time for Dan to retire
>number 11 has betrayed AonishikiBros...
trust the plan
Kotooshu 2.0Baruto 3.0aka Euroscrub who's not actually good
I told you fucking danfags last basho and I screen capped your shitty posts. Where you at you fucking faggots? You cretins. You bandwagoners. Fuck you danfags. Fuck you.
just blast em in the face
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>153878489You don't get 3 jun yushos by being shit, anon. When Takanosho shows up he can blast anyone, even Teru.
>STOP MAKING ME STAND UP AAAAAAAHHHH
>>153878489Takanosho kept him up high by thrusting, which is good, but you could see Aonishiki was practically keeping his eyes closed the whole time which didn't do him any favors. It seemed like he tried to rush in as soon as he got a bit of space and Takanosho used it to push him down. I think we're seeing what happens when Aonishiki loses his composure, or you could say, doesn't get to do his brand of Sumo.
>>153845798HESUCKY FRAUDISHIKI
Ruskie seems to be enjoying watching a Hohol lose a little too much.
Sheesh zak
Everything was set up for Dan to complete his rope run. Onosato kyujos. He's looked better than most of the makuuchi outside of Onosato and Yoshi. But now he doesn't even make 11-4. What a turn of events.
Is this the worst ripe run of all time? Many people are saying this
zack bros...
For fucks sake Zak, get your shit together
>Yasu is my age and heightWe could have been great rivals, in a different timeline..
Ozekis getting exposed this tournament
>>153878588Zak failing to rope in January last year was pretty sad.
>>153878624He got cocky
Bets on Ao not staying as ozeki this year?
Will the spirit of Taiho bail out Oho today?
>>153878624At least you could tell his knee was fucked
Zak is Shodai 2.0
>Zak sees Dan faltering>Zak: "You may have beaten me in rank, but you will not take my crown of most disappointing Ozeki!!!!!"
hoshgawds, it's time
Has an Ozeki ever regained the rank of O1e with a kadoban?
>>153878664I laugh when dan losesI sigh when zak loses
Atami is gonna KK but fail to make Sekiwake because of the log jam that Kiri and Yasu have been keeping in place for half a year now.
>>153878554are you that annoying queer potatooftheyear
Hoshoryu snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
damn
LMAO WHAT A FUCKING SHITTER
Legitimately thought Hosh was gonna chokeslam Daieisho at one point there lmao
Can you hear the music? The sound of horns?
Oh, Horse..
Horse turned into glue
Upper sanyaku slaughter!
>This is a Hoshoryu basho!lmao
LMAOOOO KEKYPOW
>Onosato out>Dan shitting the bed>Hosh might still chokes the cup
For fucks sake hoshoryu
That fucking sucks. Dude just slipped. At least I'm still right that Hosh will always fuck up against at least one of the Magashira's every basho.
I want to say this is Kirishima's basho to lose, but Horse has always had his number.
>>153878778yup, it's kirishima time
Aw did a widdle yokozuna do a pirouette and lose?
Chokeshoryu
>losing your minds over this like its significant
Did he get fucked by the tawara there? Looks like he kind of slipped on it.
>Atami's first time in sanyaku>he put on the strongest fight of the entire day
Daieisho twisted away at just the right time. Hosh was legit gonna chokeslam a bitch.
Imagine it's Gonoyama vs Kotoeiho on Day 15 for the cup. That has to be clown basho territory.
>>153878832There's a non-zero chance that for the first time since the Hana brothers in the 90s we could have a playoff between brothers.
>>153878810Sybau
>>153878814nah, looks like he thought he had daieisho squared up for a big diving push and he didn't
>>153878815>he put on the strongest fight of the entire daydid you miss the ura bout
>>153878814I think so. Either he slipped or he panicked and just pushed off it.
>>153878865Of the sanyaku, I mean.
>>153878894my bad king
How do you think he's reacting to all this shit?
>>153878925Why would he give a fuck? He seems pretty good friends with Hosh so he's probably rooting for him since Shirokuma's life isn't going anywhere.
>Dan: Today, I will be the most disappointing!>Zak: No, I will be the most disappointing!>Hosh: Fuck both of you, I will be the most disappointing!
>>153878925he's busy giving backshots to a jsa sponsored yamato nadeshiko enkou jk
>>153878925He's probably too busy getting his dick sucked by an idol to care.
>>153878942Joke's on them, Onosato has them all beat
Tenrosei really needs to change his shikona to Tenshoryu already.
>>153876864Houshouryuu
>>153878800>Kirishima's basho to lose, but Horse has always had his number.Do you have brain damage?
>>153878989He can do that once he's deserving of it. At least let him work his way up to sekitori first.
your march 2026 champion
Did Sumo Wrestling win or lose today.
>>153879163It's gonna be kiri
>>153879194overall loss
>>153879194Lose. Terrible day
Absolutely disgraceful.
>>153879194> ura with the mythical throw again> minute-long struggle with takayasu/kirishima> aonishiki being completely folded > zack had a sad loss> shishi asleep at the dohyo again> wakamoto finally has his first win> atamifuji doing nuclear fusion on the ring> abi's gonna be back> hosh no longer in the lead> hakunofuji just fucking randomly walking out of the ringOverall I had fun, so I guess it's good sumo.
Say something nice about the winners.
>>153879194We're so back
>>153879292>No Yokozunas>No Ozeki>Still 3 combined yushoGrim.
>>153879292GODnoYAMNAYAbros... its our time to shine...
>>153879292i believe in toad power
>>153879324kirishima still counts as an ozeki
This is a certified clown basho. Change my mind.
>>153879413It's not a clown basho, but it sure does honk. I'd only agree with ya if Abi returns and manages to score like 5 wins somehow.
Aonishiki actually got hatakikomi'd, it's incredibly over. The man is not himself.Kotoshoho when he's on has an ability to parry, deflect and push from behind like nobody else. Kirishima Takayasu match ending was pretty funny. Takayasu finally escapes the side grip and immediately gets tossed and pancaked.Total upper sanyaku wipeout. Hosh slipiotoshi strikes again.
>>153879292For the love of everything good, put gonoyama against strong opposition right now. He hasn't fought anyone above m8.>next fight: kotoeihoMotherfuck.
>>153879510another win and they'll kinda have tocan't let sansho be too free
Aonishiki got dominated today
What's going on with Dan? Why is he in such a bad form?
>>153880522he's no longer doing his own style of sumo
>>153880563This, his body isn't moving like he wanted
>>153880588Pretty shite webm, but man what a cool match!
>>153880522It all went to shit the moment he was forced to wear that 20 year old dirty mawashi
>>153880522I wont claim to know everything about Sumo since ive only been watching for a few months, but i think its okay for somebody who's only 21 to have a bad tournament.
>>153880522He didn't listen his oyakatas advice
>>153880577He should take it one day at a time.
>>153880522His birthday is on day 15. It all would’ve been too powerful a moment, like watching the final episode of sumo
>>153880522When Atamifuji lost to Aonishiki this January,> "I've watched back the replay countless times," Atamifuji said of his playoff defeat. "I was able to produce things within my capability. I'm readying myself however the opponent decides to come at me."https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260314/p2g/00m/0sp/028000cWhen Takanosho won today,> "The Ozeki's upper body rose. I was able to take the initiative at the initial charge."https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202603150001741.htmlIIRC Aonishiki said that he doesn't watch replays of his losses. Also he had an interview today, finally.> "Fewer reporters than when I'm winning. [...] I think it's not like me (to not respond to interviews). I allowed the bout to be dictated by my opponent's style. l To have an opportunity to do sumo your own way in any way... Showing your individuality is the most important part. If you have that positive feeling, you should be able to do the rest. I hope I can change a thing and get good sumo tomorrow."https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202603150001770.htmlThe guy is yet to sit behind a screen and cringe at himself whenever he fails. He really may be too young for this shit.
Why do they call him Koto-ahole? What did he do to be labeled that?
>>153880904Speaking of questionable names, Fujiseun is too close to Fusen if one is serious about achieving success in sumo
>>153879268>Zak outperforming Aonishiki>but not because Zak is backSomewhere, a monkey's paw curls.
>>153881050>what the fuck was that? we don't have a kimarite for that!>I don't know man, just call it a shitatenage.
>>153881126>Ura throws with an underarm grip>shitatenage literally means underam throw>OMG MUH PINK MAGIC CHUNGUS JUST PULLED OFF ANOTHER TOTALLY OBSCURE RARE MOVE
>>153881207Go look up what a shitatenage normally looks like buddy, cause I can assure you it's nothing like that.
>>153878489How long have you been watching Aonishki? He is bad against thrusters.
>>153879163>>153879206Its gonna be Gonoyama
>>153881219Literally go up 10 posts buddy and you'll see another one just like Ura's.
Torikumi masters, is there a possibility that the Hosh Kiri fight is on day 15? Or is it guaranteed to be one of the ozekis even if they're not contending?
>>153880738>IIRC Aonishiki said that he doesn't watch replays of his lossesI don't buy that for a second.I got no idea what's going on with him, but you can tell he's not himself and it does not appear to be an injury. It's as if he's rolled back to a non-updated version of his sumo that doesn't contain all those improvements he's put in basho after basho.
Kotoeiho - the Mike Hargrove of sumo. I hate watching him live, at least you can fast forward through his stupid showoff shiko routine on based Natto
>>153882446Kotoeiho > KotoshohoDon't get it twisted, faggot.
>>153882487if Kotoshoho manages to get a kk this basho and the next one and break sanyaku I'll forgive him.
Doki-Doki Hyate I love your perfectly unblemished pale skin
WakatakaKWAB
>tranny in the front row
I need more sumo
whats wrong with aonishiki? is the yakuza making him throw bouts?
>>153880522Because he's cracking under the pressure.
>>153884858I think people are just figuring out how to counter his strong, but predictable style, and his inexperience is showing. If I had to guess I'd say he's going to be focusing a lot of his next bouts and training on ensuring he gets to fight the way he normally does, or at least breaking his normal patterns. If he doesn't get his ideal underarm belt grip, he starts getting pushed back and seems to panic a little so he goes for a desperation throw/pulldown, but that's also where he sacrifices his position the most and the other rikishi are capitalizing on it. He needs to figure out a more robust gameplan if he wants to stay up in the ranks for any length of time.
>>153881705Guaranteed to be Hosh v Dan. It's always the two highest ranked rikishi to go last.
Mmmmmm cheeks
Remember when Dan insulted a Yokozuna by bailing out of training early despite being personally called up for matches? That day a curse was put upon him the same way Zak cursed himself.
>>153880588>>153880883>>153881050I want to appreciate the webms, but you need to increase the fps.Lower the resolution before you start dropping frames to save space if that is your worry.>>153885114Absolutely the rikishi have learned how to interrupt his Aoni's ability to form his preferred sumo shape. I've also been keeping an eye out for Aoni's eyes, he closes them at every tachiai and when getting face thrusted as shown by this last match.I've said it before, this is where it really starts for Aonishiki and Onosato. These guys will potentially be fighting each other for years, going to have to adapt and grow multiple styles.Injury recovery and style adaptation are such a big part of sumo it's wild.
>>153870776Lighterman's skill
>>153885617Bro nobody has "figured Aonishiki out". He's just cracking under the pressure on him. He isn't fighting well because he's probably not slept in two weeks.
>>153885617>Lower the resolution before you start dropping frames to save space if that is your worry.from what I can tell he's also using constant bitrate encodes, when you can generally get a lot more bang for your buck using variable
>>153877024Retard
>>153876477>>153877050I'm going to miss the fastest hair alive.>>153876514>Hiro "SAYONARA" Morita's channel over WaKINOhanangmi>>153879510Kotoshoho Kotoeiho play-off LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>>153878690Shodai, lol
JSF > JSA
>>153886075I never claimed he was figured out. But I Agree the pressure and increased attention does make a large difference as well.. However I won't claim to know what is going on in his mind or his sleeping habits.Try to keep your delusions out of sumo discussion.
>>153886075You danfags are pathetic constantly coming up with excuses
>>153886662Pretty sure Dan has said that he struggled sleeping towards the end of last basho. And now the pressure on him is tenfold. Or at least it was since he's now out of contention anyway.
>>153886879>Pretty sureI'll kill you
KIRISHIMA YUSHO!THE OZEKI RUN STARTS HERE!
>>153886940>Thumb on the backThis man actually knows how to use a knife.
>>153887159Brother he just needs to finish the basho with 11 wins.
>>153887505Nope, his current run started at M2, meaning 33 wins most certainly wouldn't get him over the line. 34 might get him there depending on how the JSA feels. If he goes 12-3Y or maybe even just 12-3JY I can see it happening.I want Kirishitma to make Ozeki purely so that Atamin can make Sekiwake from the freed up slot.
>>153887159>has to get past Daiesho tonight who he's 15-11 against and has kinboshi momentum>still has to face Hosh and Zak>might get put against Gonoyama as a step up match who he has a massively losing record againstAt least Onosato is gone, but Kiri still has a long road ahead. Aonishiki could get over his yipps too and that would be another hard one.>>153887505What the other anon said. He needs 12 wins for them to even consider it because they didn't make any statement of a run before the basho.
>>153887529>>153887543Fair enough, but that still means we're at least 50% into the Ozeki run.
>>153887543>What the other anon saidGlad you agree that Kirishitma should make Ozeki so that Atamin can make Sekiwake.
>>153887529>Nope, his current run started at M2, meaning 33 wins most certainly wouldn't get him over the line.33 got Teru over the line starting at M2, and his M2 was only an 8-7.
>>153887623I'm aware and honestly have no idea why the JSA promoted him. Perhaps they saw great potential in Teru? Teru's original Ozeki promotion really is an exception.
Doesn't matter because Kirishimi will 14-1 Y
Kirishima has the disadvantage of being promoted before which increases the requirements + he started from m2. I'm not seeing it unless he goes 14-1
It's obvious.
>>153887654>Kirischeißema>14-1Lmao
>>153887660I agree he's disadvantaged, but I think a Yusho of any kind will do.
>>153887660I don't think he's disadvantaged at all. He's shown he's perfectly capable of yushos and honouring the rank. He only dropped from injury which is understandable. I swear to fuck if you bring up Miyabiyama.
@grok what rikishi regained Ozeki without using the 10+ win Sekiwake rule?
>>153887737>30 win Ozeki run with a makekoshi in itThis is ancient shit, unc.
>>153887660I always hear about former ozeki having harder requirements to be promoted on a second time but have only ever experienced it with terunofuji who completely demolished it the second time around so it didn't matterI've never seen the proof though because I'm not autistic enough to try and query it, or rather I don't think it can be queried and you have to look for it manually
>>153887819futagoyama
>>153887778>1976>AncientThey were worried about having only one Ozeki (Takanohana) on the banzuke, so they gave it to him. A Yusho in the run counts for a LOT.
>>153887857They must have been REALLY worried since Kaiketsu wasn't even in the joi at the start of that run.
>>153887892The first one run was when they were worried.
I was gonna shit on Futagoyama at this point but actually what the fuck lmao
>>153887819
>>153877308Based. This is sumo.
>>153878513Damn he got beat up.
I heard things are going really bad for Dan. Will he kill himself?
>>153888005It would certainly be funny if he did.
>>153888001I think of Takanosho as a linebacker. One arm out shoving fat cunts around.
>>153888019>Hides a dagger in his mawashi>Seppukus in his corner routineActually I don't think you could hide a long enough blade to cut through that much fat in a mawashi.
Ukrainians will always let you down in the end. Pale Mitakeumi.
>Mitakeumi3 yusho>Daniel-san2 yushoFalse equivalence.
why did mitakeumi fucking die upon making ozeki?
>>153888595Age, likely.
@grok what's the oldest a rikishi has ever made Ozeki?
Late 30's all time.
>>153888595>>153888639Lots of covid faggotry and testing at the time probably fucked with him (and others), plus he lost his father shortly after and hasn't been the same since. And his mother died last year, I feel for the guy.
>>153888756He can retire with his head held high. There's Yokozuna who didn't win 3 yusho.
>>153888774Some of them are on the banzuke even.
>>153889050Kisenosato...
>>153889072At list he won two in a row. Onokuni on the other hand...
>>153889650This is what guys who skip jonokuchi are missing
>>153880522he accidentally washed all of the experience out of his mawashi and had to start using a new one to hide it
Ah....
I'm still new to this, I got tricked into watching midnightsumo the past few days but it's extremely gay. Who are the actually good options? Midnightsumo's chat seems to hate leo dickinson and datasumo so I'm guessing those are good ones.
>>153890656datasumo has a really autistic data fetish, but it makes him pretty amusing. he uses some jarring AI images here and there, though. personally not a fan of leo but he's still a better watch than midnightsumo with his smug redditor vibes
>>153889917
>>153890656Get a VPN and watch ABEMA directly.
>>153886075>Nobody is figuring Aonishiki out, they're just forcing him into disadvantageous positions where he can't use his A-game because...he isn't getting enough sleep okay!
>>153890656Leo is nice if you don't mind a little offtopic talk, fairly relaxed experience, he does run no commentary versions of his stream as well. I don't care for this sort of thing but from what I've heard it was your quintessential "i'm going to call that guy a nazi because he said something slightly off color" incident that's been all so popular the last few years.Honestly you can open twitch or youtube and find random people streaming it, it's not too hard. Well youtube is kinda difficult I have no fucking clue why they mish mash streams and videos together in searches.
>>153891132Just filter for "live"
>>153890830I'm watching it now and I don't get the hate. Looks pretty simple. A lot of screen clutter, but straightforward.
>>153890656VPN + ABEMA
>>153890656Midnight if you want a mix of commentary on the actual sumo and godawful engagement with chat on the side.QueenBee if you want thirsty e-girl lusting over wrestlers and a bunch of self-made music, some of which is actually quite well done.Leo if you can stand his voice, I can't.DataSumo if you want all of the informations.All of them are fine if you're just gonna stick it on mute, but Data has the most, well, data, on the overlay.I've been enjoying QueenBee's shit recently but it's a very specific vibe. The last couple of days she's had guest commentators on and I absolutely hate that.You could always rawdog the Abema stream with a cheap VPN that lets you exit in Japan...
do rikishi who drop out of juryo have to move back into the stable
>>153892659Depends on their circumstances. It's unlikely if they're married, more likely if they're single.
>>153892875you simps are fucking pathetic
>>153892871great fight
Eating "Mongolian Beef"I believe in the Misty Horse Mountain
>>153890656VPN+ABEMA is the purist option, being the clearest and the official broadcast, but you probably don't know Japanese, so a lot of it isn't gonna be comprehensible.Dickinson has some minimal UI and is more like a classic sports commentary broadcast.NHK does commentary in English, but only with top divs and only on select days. datasumo has minimal offtopic commentary, but there's all the info out there, with the names, the match records, their stats, what matches remain and all that, plus the community is more "35 year old people watching sumo for 9 hours straight" autism than "TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOOOOLE" autism.I'd recommend datasumo for starters just to get your feet in the water and remember the names and how things work in sumo and then move to VPN+ABEMA once you understand it all. There are also various highlights channels if you miss it.
Onokatsu is out again https://hochi.news/articles/20260316-OHT1T51091.html
>>153890656>>153892056Oh yeah forgot to mention, whichever stream I'm watching I always pair it with the JSA's match listings which update in real-time throughout the tournament.https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/9/With that, I don't need any english-language overlay or commentary to keep up with the matches and know who's wrestling, despite not knowing a lick of nipponese.
Nabatame won again, 5-0. Could probably land in Makushita joi if he yushos.
>>153891507At first you think that it's someone AI-ing a voice of an old guy for no reason but then it turns out it's an actual boomer running the channel and a lot of things make sense, like >>153890830 said. I wish he'd use public domain images instead of AI emotes and shit since there are a lot of funny ukiyo-e ones, but they're not too jarring for me.
>>153890830I wouldn't mind midnightsumo so much if he didn't talk every 5 minutes about banning someone. Just fucking do it and move on, stop talking about it. I want to hear about sumo, not you banning people constantly
HOOOOOOOOOOOO
kino in the tunnel when he left
Enhou? Won.
>>153890656sunday morning sumo show is an australian meathead and his dudeweed dickrider doing commentary, but unlike leo they both actually do amateur sumo so it's alright when they talk about the wrestling and not themselves (uncommon)
I don't get whats happening when they're both just hanging on each other motionless. It doesn't look like they're pushing, I get they both get gassed out quick but it feels like whoever takes the initiative in that position should be massively advantaged right?
>>153893736watch their hamstrings, they're still pushing
>>153892056Watched an old leo stream to try it out, you're right, I don't like his voice. Gonna stick with datasumo for a while cause he's a lot more minimalist with the commentary and all of it is about sumo. I don't really care about the monotone voice or the autism overlay.
>>153893736It looks like they're resting, but they absolutely are not, you'll also often see "hand sumo" as one rikishi holds the other's wrist or arm with his own to prevent them getting a grip. They might be described as taking a moment to catch their breath, but that's only relative to the all-out effort it takes to be in motion. As for initiative, mostly yes. Defensive advantage is strong since all you have to do is wait for their move and react to it.
kazuma is the next yokozuna
This is probably my favorite gyoji, he belts it out like no other.
Kayou you're supposed to face your opponent
He's been so round, so long, that he forgot which side of himself was the front. Maybe that's why he always moves backwards?
get henkaed dummy
>>153893785That's a funny way to spell kirishima
goofy ahh fat guy tummy slam sport
>>153893948>>153893951buy an ad
>>153893961Shut up, tard
Abi got his wings clipped.
Yakuza bro in the fedora got sick..oh no..
YOISHO
AND WE'RE LIVE NIGGERS!
If Hosh doesn't win this basho then honestly what is the point of him
>raja is commentatingFuck
>Aoinishiki goes from trying for a rope to trying for kachi koshi.Didn't see that one coming...
>>153894000We've been live for a few hours, "nigger".
>>153894007Nigger, please. I just got home.
>>153894000> MY NAME IS ABI!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!
>>153894018>The agent of chaos returns.Didn't see that coming either.
>>153894005raja is currently getting his dick sucked by miki under the commentary desk
>>153894006his spirit is broken. he won't win another bout. japan has already turned on him. they hate him. we all do.
Abema really needs to drop the nigger music intro they adopted already...
>>153894006And he needs to go 5-2 over the remaining matches just to get KK. Facing papa yasu tonight, probably not happening. Meanwhile kirishima is on an ozeki run
>>153894027Raja is a virgin like all indian men
>>153894029>his spirit is broken.Seems like it...
>>153894032Is that Gagamaru? Nigger lost massive weight!
> OMOCHINADAAAAAAAAAAMOCHI-MOCHI-MOCHI-RO, SATO NO KIRIMOCHI> ERABUNARAAAAAMOCHI-MOCHI-MOCHI-RO, SATO NO KIRIMOCHI> WATASHI WAAAAAAAAAAAAMOCHI-MOCHI-MOCHI-RO, SATO NO KIRIMOCHI
>>153894050Bring back the single pack mini ad instead.
>>153894032>kirishima is on an ozeki runWill they count his M2 bouts, or will he need to do another basho? I think they'll be tougher on him this time. Wish him luck regardless.
>>153894057this. that was kino
>>153894058With a jun-yusho or better it's a guaranteed promotion.
>>153894072He's been looking strong all basho, so hopefully he can pull it off.
>>153894050She need a white baby in her womb
>chiyohenka up
>>153894078We must be mochier men.
it's ogre
Manlet power!
Jesus christ Niggatame was ready to rip Ryuhos head off
FujiKOGAbros...
Great technique! Totally caught that due off guard.
>>153890977Hakuoho looking at the thot LMAO
what a graceful man
el ogro de los patatas
hell yeah shishi!
>>153894140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
Our retard
shishi in the joi with a kinboshi this year, i can feel it
>retard strength prevails tonightso des nay
My caveman
>>153894160He could honestly take a match off Onosato on a lucky day.
Wolf>Monkey
tobizaru!
FLY MONKEY!!! FLYYY!!!
>>153894160>Dan becomes Zuna>Dan's first kinboshi is given to Shishi after Shishi demolishes him. Kino. This would be pure kino.
Post some majestic long hair rikishi pictures please :)
blast his ass toadman
He's about to go forward I can't fucking wait.
You know, even though Roga sucks ass. I'm glad he exists. He's probably the first Makuuchi wrestler that sumo food slop viewers encounter. He's someone they can root for during their first basho before they move on to someone better.
>go forward>win
Gonoyama really has a great textbook tachiai.
first basho I watched was gonoyama going 1-14, I keep expecting him to continue to suck
Alright, so Gonoyama has to get someone better soon right? Dude has been feasting on lower Maegashitters.
first kk of the tournament
>>153894224He's developed quite a bit since he first got to makuuchi.
>>153894218To you he's a mid maegashira shitter. For his grandpa living in the woods, whos foraging berries in the -30 C winter he's a hero.
>>153894226>Asakoryu tomorrowaieeeee
>>153894227If someone tries henkaing him and fails, there really is no countering him. He just walks forward and does it.
>raise my glass to the whores in the world...
>>153894234And then you watch him train against futagoy jonidans and they can't even push him
since nobody posted it this basho
The iron man might be rusted.
>>153894242sluts
>Tamawashi tries to separate your head from your torso...Would be fun watching him work a door in some urban club and nodowaing niggers to death.
>>153894242HAGS
>So you don't have to worry, worry....I love that Mirarth holdings jingle...
>want to believe in TakayasuNOOO!!! DON'T!!!>b-but it will be different this timeNOOOOO!!! IT WON'T!!!!>it's finally our time!NOOOOOOOO!!! G'DAMMIT!!! DON'T START BELIEVING!!!
This is what Hakuno returned for.
we may be about to see a man die
>>153894282
That's a lot of patches
Abi doing his best mummy impression.
Abi played that fool like a fiddle.
heard the cartoon slipping sound there
https://youtu.be/Aa-ZIXJdDW4?si=hnkX-QJnA0W89rrn
>>153894335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zELof0Euc90
where to watch ahenka?
>>153894347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V49dkwvrH0s
>>153894344Savage headbutt into mild concussion flop
>>153894347youtube, avoiding the henka
HOLY SHIT
>>153894347Asakoryu vs gonoyama tomorrow.
how in the goddamn
lmao, pushes away 200kg atamin
I can't believe I doubted this guy would be able to handle joi...
>>153894349>>153894352arigato honto based
>>153894309>call the yobidashi>BUT NOT FOR ME
look at that slap lmao
>>153894362LETS FUCKING GO!
I can't even be mad, Fujinokawa somehow just kept resisting everything
>>153894362>Just launches off with a "fuck you" palm strike to the headBASED AF!
Utchariii
Utchariharu is BACK!
Looks like he opened up his arm there. Not a bad bleed though.
Deja vu?
>>153894366he would probably blow the head of the whole thread and Atamifuji is almost unbothered
Great basho so far for Kirishima. He's been playing smart as fuck.
Will Kirishima return to ozeki with 11 here or does he need to yusho
Does anyone beside Fujino and Asakoryu have tachiais that are basically full-force glomps?
>>153894388Aonishiki already ready to kill himself just by the looks of his face
>>153894411He should just need 11 wins
I've been watching Sumo for about 2 years now, have I just been oblivious to rikishi sitting with their legs fully extended while waiting for their matches or has that just been a thing tonight? I've never noticed it until now and I keep seeing it.
>>153894413Gonoyama.
>>153894438Nah, you're just a n00b.
Love it when it's Dan vs Takayasu. They usually just throw hands. It's great.
>>153894438the smaller ones cross their legs tho
>don't start!>believin'!>LET GO OF THAT FEEEELING!>Takayasu!>will never win!>a BASHOOOOOOOO!!!!>DON'T START!
say his name
old bros...
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES
it was a weak windan is still a loser
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>the K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>The Choosen One>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
babe wake up new tech just dropped
>>153894460Left-Hand Dan!
>>153894461baki predicted this
double digit wins streak is still alive danfags
>takayasu is such a choker he will job to an injured ozeki to just so he can fall out of yusho contentionSorry for praying for a Takayasu yusho, guys.
>>153894461I laughed when Dan insisted on holding onto it
>>153894456...to a score of 4-5
>>153894468Preplanned to keep foreign fans interested. You can tell by his smile at the end and how he just gave up. Sad.
As per usual, I have zero faith in Hoshoryu.
>>153894468jesus takayasu's fight face is fierce, looks like he's gonna pop a blood vessel
>>153894476Him and Shishi have the best ones.
>>153894460Yokozuna? Anon...I...
Honestly there is no way Takanosho wins this one.
>>153894471Good thing he didn't get the belt there or else he would hold on to it stubbornly for another loss.
>>153894481get ready to get shocked
>>153894481And because of this, Takanosho will win. Hosh's true strength is snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
MUSABI NO ICHIBAN BITCHE!
>>153857303>Has Hiro Morita ever had sex?Ross mentioned that Hiro had a daughter a few days ago.
>>153894483>>153894485Ok I was worried for a second there.
thats my yokozuna
you can't let hosh reset like that, it was over as soon as that happened
>>153894495Bitched by Daieisho btw
>>153894483I think you'd be surprised
>>153894475APOLOGIZE
>fuck up tachiai>winIs it that simple?
>>153894470Do 100 shiko for penance anon.
>>153894496yep, hosh was losing off the tachiai until then
Son of a bitch almost lost.
>>153894344I fucking hate this spam system, man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_dAr9PVN_I
>>153894476I love how it immediately relaxes whenever he wins or loses
>>153894503If Takanosho transitioned to a left belt grip after stunting Hosh in the tachiai (Takanosho's left arm was extended which is why Hosh whiffed) he would have won.
All the guys with 8 wins are going up against their proverbial kryptonite tomorrow. Could keep it wide open. I'm hoping for a kirishima basho meself.
>>153894526I'm hoping for a Kirishima basho too. I don't think Hosh is gonna win since he still has Dan and Kiri, so that leaves just the current leaders and out of all of them, I hope Kiri wins.
>>153894460Lol this comes off as extra pathetic after aonishiki got his shit pushed in so hard this basho
code sgki-041 jur-347 sdde-761 sgki-011mxgs-718
>>153894503Hmmmmm if Hosh lost then Takanosho would have won I am very intelligent
>>15389442312 minimum
>>153894503Thanks for all the webms. I missed most of Makuuchi due to a doctor's appointment, so this was a great way to watch everything.
>>153894644>sgki-041Most sumo themed, with some practice bouts/keiko, and they keep the mawashis on>jur-347 Basically an okamisan and various fat ugly bastards, vaguely heya themed>sdde-761 Just girls wearing mawashi (which they take off before any action) and a fat ugly bastard, no sumo>sgki-011Like the other SGKI, but with a white girl>mxgs-718Like JUR, but with a younger girl and she wears a mawashi
>>153894468You can pinpoint the moment where he realizes that he'll never get the yusho he has dreamed of.
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>>153893961Retard
>>153894405KIRISHIMA YUSHO!
